Hello, everyone, Big Ears here. Unfortunately, Sarah's having a milk and cookie break at the moment, so I'll fill you in simply by telling you about the history of milk and cookies.
Ahem.
With milk and cookies, kids are complete. Cookies, they're very nice, the milk, it's kind of nice - but not green milk! We're nice to these guys so they moo nice making milk nice feeding them *HONK!* which reduces *VROOM!* which is good for *RAAARRR!*.
Big Ears…
The men at Maryland, they're nice. These guys get a lot of nice because of *CHIMP SCREAM* which helps *BURP*.
Nice to *WINTER WINDS* and *FROG RIBBIT* by helping *EXPLOSION* thanks to *CHOMP*
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Unemployed dudes - they get a big dollop of nice employed at *FART NOISE* to cook brownies which makes cake that goes in *HYSTERICAL SCREAM* then *EE-AAAWWW* and helps put one of *COW MOO* in front of-
BIG EARS!
Sorry, Noddy, I didn't know you were there.
All you were doing is letting out a bunch of nonsensical gibberish, complete with a bunch of wacky sound effects! Don't you realise how dumb it's making the readers?
Oh dear, er, Noddy, I think it's upsetting the balance of the tone of our show a little.
That's okay, Big Ears. Want a plate of chocolate chip cookies?
Er…..
WUFF WUFF WUFF!
BUMPY!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPP!*