Hello everyone. If you know a nice and welcoming site online. known as Mocospace. You've probably known of a Man who went by Ram.

Ram's real name is Arnie the weirdo.

Well, if you didn't good for you. You get to know of him. Sorry to ruin your day. Hope you don't mind. :) Smile, you'll be alright.

He's a dope head who always flirted with Trolls and Fakes. Men in females pros. He himself has some. He was caught and exposed, and to this day denies it.

He really loved Pepper the most. Cricket second. He fell out of love when he noticed a Man named Tommy.

Tommy rejected his offer for a gay relationship on Moco. Which angered Rammy Pants very much. To this day he rages, his love for Tommy burns like a thousand suns.

He never thought in his entire life he could lose. Ram made many claims and nasty comments towards several users. He had a Gay phase in school.

His Papa beat him silly, to take the Gay outta of him. However, he hid it from him. So, every year. Around June. Is his favorite time of the Year. He joins the LGBT pride parade every year. And has his Mocospace shirt everywhere he goes.

He Married "Cricket".

But his boyfriend in Florida misses him. He said, he only sent Pineapple to Florida, so he could finally meet Tommy and be with his true love of his life.

Tommy continues to reject his offer. Ram sent him love letters to his swap meet, once. It hurts Ram so much, that a Man turned him down. Because no other Male has.

Ram smokes weed and cigarettes to ease the pain away. Drinks til he gets knocked out cold.

Wakes up each day, thinking about kissing Tommy in the lips. Diane makes him jealous. Jerry gave Ram a big wet kiss on the CC once.

It cheered him up for a while. But his feelings are still there.

Cricket made potato salad again.

Bland and salty.

It made him tear up. He began to cry. He wanted to share his potato salad with Tommy.

Ram hates being stuck in Ohio. With only his cement blocks and cup collection to keep him company.

His obsession with Moco, to prove everyone wrong. After all said and done.

Tommy still says no, no, no.

While at the end of the day.

Ram goes to make himself,

Cry to Sleep.

End.

Author's Note: I know...