WELCOME BACK MY LOYAL PEOPLE TO THE FORTY FIFTH EDITION OF THE KICK-ASS STORY, KNOWN SIMPLY AS, THE BATTLE CATS: X! THE LARGEST STORY BASED OFF THE HIT MOBILE GAME, KNOWN BY MANY AS THE BATTLE CATS. THIS IS ALSO THE FINAL EPISODE OF THE ENERGY CORE ARC. NOW YOU CAN READ! I HOPE YOU ENJOY WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER.
It is happening! After so much anticipation, it is finally happening. Jackie Peng's movie, Chop Kick Penguin 4 is officially releasing throughout the world, alongside the first three movies. Coincidentally, the day of the release is the exact same as the day The Battle Act meet up with The Authorial Association in Hollywood in order fight one another. In a quiet morning, The Battle Act are outside preparing to get the money required in order to get the tickets to watch CKP4! Bean Cats are currently counting all the money needed in order to purchase all the tickets.
Bean Cat R: So, if I'm right, we're looking at, a total of thirty five US dollars and eighty eight cents. Since it's two dollars ninety nine cents for each ticket.
Titan Cat: I still can't believe we're draining our entire wallets in order to watch this movie which we can easily watch via DVD once the prices go down.
Bean Cat L: But that completely ruins the fun of watching it as it DEBUTS! And you want to get the tickets nice and early, otherwise they'll go crazy expensive as the demand goes up.
Tank Cat: Hey, I'm glad we all get to watch a movie straight out of the cinema.
Axe Cat: I don't remember the last time I brought my precious Matilda to the cinema. But if I were to guess, probably YEARS AGO! Before I joined The Battle Act. he cackles away
Fish Cat: If you were to ask me, I'd say I haven't been to any movie in eons.
Gross Cat: Damn, well, to be fair, I don't think we have been to the cinema yet since we started being Battle Cats.
Bob: Jesus, I suppose you guys are living in fairly tough conditions. But I hope all the fighting is worth it. he smirks as he flicks his toothpick
Cat: It is really worth it! I love fighting for the sake of it. he chuckles as he nudges Bob
Bird Cat: I should probably add, in order to achieve something you really want in life, you must sacrifice some luxuries that may be impossible to achieve.
Cow Cat: Mhm! I couldn't agree more, we love fighting and will always keep that tradition alive until the end of time.
Lizard Cat: Yeah, can I add something real quick? I believe we put a lot of effort into making our dreams come true, and here we are! Being alongside a bunch of people you'd never believe would become your best friends. he grins as he looks at everyone
Bob: Yeah, I'll say this much, ever since I joined this damn army, I did stuff I never believed I could have accomplished. Fighting a bunch of tough enemies that are twice your size, potentially risk your life as you withstand a bunch of powerful attacks, pushing your body to the limit, and finding patience inside my heart. I don't think I ever said this before, but, thank you, thank you so much for letting me join your army and become one of you. I genuinely appreciate it. he smirks away as he flicks his toothpick Eu não sei o que eu teria feito sem vós. (I don't know what I would have done without you guys)
Cat: Bob, we're a family, of course we're going to stay by each other's sides, we want to make sure we can all make it out of here alive after all. he rushes towards Bob and proceeds to hug his leg
Gross Cat: Indeed! We are going to do this, no matter what. And once we're done, we have a movie to attend to, so let's all put in our all and kick these fucking idiots in the ass, before they can go ahead and kick ours. he cackles away as he nudges Bob
Bird Cat: Fear not, my beloved brethren, allow me to lead the path out of The Cat Base and into the Battlefield. A bunch of large enemies await us after all, so it is probably for the best if we don't delay and get a move on.
Bird Cat begins to fly out and lead the way as The Battle Act members all rush outside and bask in the February sun! They all begin to check out The Enemy Base in front of them. "And what may that be?" you may ask, and I'll proudly tell you! It is a stereotypical base based off of the Hollywood industry itself! It is practically a recreation of the iconic mountain with the word "HOLLYWOOD" written in white. The mountain is also decorated with a camera, and a movie clapper. Who knows when you'll be ready for the light, the camera, and the ACTION! But what is really impressive, is the fact the entire base is made entirely from wood. Which makes the whole base look really detailed.
Lizard Cat: Wow, this whole base just REEKS of directors cut. I can tell by just looking at it.
Axe Cat: Say, are we able to go inside or what? I want to check out these idiotic enemies and see what they're all up to.
Titan Cat: No, we can't! They could come out at any second and attack us with little to no hesitation, so I'd say be careful around these guys.
Inside the Enemy Base. The enemies are all preparing themselves to take down The Battle Act in efficient condition. Hippoe is quickly doing push ups against the floor. Pigge is applying tan onto herself. Jackie Peng is staring at himself in the mirror, making sure he looks perfect for the job ahead. Gory is curling dumbbells against his face. Sir Seal is biting down onto barrels that increase in hardness. Le'Boin is stretching himself. Kang Roo is boxing against the wall alongside her Joey. AndMooth is flying around. It is pretty much havoc around here.
Jackie Peng: Mooth! Can Jackie Peng ask you something super important? he rushes up ahead to him
Mooth: Okay, if it is something that can wait, I'd highly appreciate the wait, sweetie. he sighs as he resumes his flying session
Jackie Peng: OH NO! Jackie Peng simply cannot wait, I need your thoughts on my face.
Mooth: Huh? Are you feeling insecure that your looks aren't good enough for the job? he places a leg on Jackie Peng Trust me when I say this, you are good enough to make them shine. I don't care WHAT the critics think, I believe you will go out there, and do a good job. Because I know you can.
Jackie Peng: he smiles brightly THANK YOU MOOTH! JACKIE PENG IS IN YOUR DEBT NOW. he embraces him in a big hug, to Mooth's surprise
Mooth: Uh, you're welcome? he stares blankly as he watches Jackie Peng run away happily
Hippoe: Uh, what exactly happened with you and Jackie Peng? they cackle as they've supposedly seen the whole thing
Mooth: Honestly, I don't even know! All I did was offer him some positive support, and now all of a sudden, I saved his family from a tsunami.
Gory: You silly gigantic moth! he cackles as he nudges Mooth I believe we all already know how naïve Jackie Peng can be.
Pigge: Wait, why is everyone talking about Jackie Peng without me!? she scoffs as she rushes ahead to them
Gory: Because no one likes you, Pigge, now piss off already! he shoos her away, which causes Hippoe and Mooth to try their hardest not to laugh
Pigge: Oh, well fuck you! You dumbass gorilla, no one likes you either.
Sir Seal: Excuse me! But why are you dumbasses continuously blabbering like fools while I'm away?
Gory: Because Mooth and Jackie Peng had a funny interaction, why else?
Le'Boin: MOOTH AND JACKIE PENG HAD A FUNNY INTERACTION!? he rushes down the stairs with several stomps Tell me all about it.
Mooth: I don't think these idiots will ever leave me alone. Sir Seal, Le'Boin, all I did was give Jackie Peng a confidence boost, nothing much.
Sir Seal: Oh, who gives a dilly dog darn nowadays!? Not even Kang Roo heard the whole conversation.
Mooth: YOU JUST ASKED ME TO TELL YOU AND THIS IS YOUR RESPONSE? You're shit.
Le'Boin: Just so you know, I gave a "dilly dog darn", a pretty big one if you must! he smirks as he pets Mooth with his trunk
Mooth: he is bummed out by how heavy the trunk is Yeah, yeah, whatever. he flies away
Jo E: WOW! YOU HAD A FUNNY INTERACTION WITH JACKIE PENG!? I'm telling mama.
Mooth: Oh, Jo E, I did not see you there, at all. But can you get your "mama"to get moving already. She's delaying the rest of us.
Jackie Peng: OOH! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY KID! This is a goal for Jackie Peng. he shoves Jo E out of the way and rushes towards Kang Roo
Kang Roo: she smiles at the sight of Jackie Peng Oh hey Jackie! What's up? she looks at the penguin, who is visibly exhausted
Jackie Peng: Hurry up, Mooth asked you to get a move on and to join us in battle.
Kang Roo: Is that my son bleeding against the doorframe!? Jackie Peng clearly shoved a bit too hard
Jo E: MAMA! I WANT MY MAMA! he sobs in pain as he rushes towards her
Jackie Peng: Hey kid, do you want phone? he has a phone and offers it to him
Jo E: Yay! Videos... he hums quietly as he gets lost in the world of the Internet
Kang Roo: Wow, Jackie Peng, I did not know you were good with kids! she smirks as she looks at Jackie Peng with an impressed smirk
Jackie Peng: Eh, Jackie Peng knows how tough parenting is. Which is why I always have phone for whenever kiddy winks want to use it. AND BY THE WAY, MY MOVIE IS NOT FOR THE KIDDY WINKS, SO DON'T TAKE JO E WITH YOU TO THE THEATER TO WATCH IT!
Kang Roo: she sighs in disappointment Okay, I think I understand. Now, let's get going, shall we? WE'RE READY TO LEAVE NOW!
Gory: Alright, now that we got that sorted, can we get a God damn move on already!? The Battle Act are clearly waiting for our arrival.
Hippoe: Yup! We're coming. It may take me and Le'Boin a good while to make it outside though.
Le'Boin: Hmm, yeah, please be patient with us, we won't take long to make it outside.
The enemies all make their way outside in order to take on The Battle Act in an epic showdown. If only the whole thing would be getting recorded. They all spread out and seem like they're ready to throw some fists against these guys. They all seem hyped to be out on The Battlefield, ready to rumble. Eventually, Bob speaks up as he flicks his toothpick in anticipation. Everyone stares at him in confusion.
Bob: Say, which one of you dumbasses are ready to take me on? he cracks his knuckles as he glares at them all
Le'Boin: I'm pretty sure we all have a deep fear against you. he cackles away But I do like you lots, kid.
Mooth: I envy The Battle Act over the fact they have you in their squad. he smirks as he flaps his wings
Kang Roo: I should really try to be fighting you off, but it is not an easy task, especially since you're so God damn strong!
Bob: he chuckles loudly A compliment session, if this was the fights we get into every day, I could easily get used to this.
Cat: Can we get started on this fight already? I don't have all day, you know? he smirks as he glares at everyone
Hippoe: Okay! Ready when you are, we are going to kick your asses so hard to the point where you won't be able to tell from reflection and reality! they smirk smugly
Fish Cat: Alright, LET'S GO GET THEM! he cackles loudly before charging ahead
The Battle Begins! And Hippoe charges right into Cat. Despite his traumatic event not too long ago, Cat is willing to take on a larger enemy on his own. After all, he is going to need the ability to take on foes without aid. Cat begins the attack by rushing right into Hippoe and biting deeply into their nose. This results in a bleeding sensation to come out as they stumble backwards. Hippoe begins to rush right into Cat and bite onto his abdomen. This results in several scars to form as his entire body begins to bleed out.
Cat: Ugh, damn it! I shouldn't have thought so impulsively there.
Hippoe: Well, would you look at that, the little kitty cat is playing hard to get. they smirk as they tower over Cat If you decide to sit still, I promise to make things easier for you.
Cat: he groans as he grabs his chest in pain Huh, not bad for a jackass of a hippopotamus. he barely manages to giggle It's adorable seeing you try to take me down.
Hippoe: Ah, I suppose ever since you guys obtained the Legendary Cat Shield and Legendary Cat Sword, you have improved greatly at combat and durability. I have to give my condolences.
Cat: That's good news. he approaches Hippoe I am highly enjoying this battle of ours, and I just don't want it to end so quickly. he smirks as he sighs of pretend disappointment
Hippoe: That's something. they snort I'll give you that much. But I'm afraid it is not going to be enoughin order to beat me. Come and show me that you're much better than you claim you are.
Cat nods his head as he begins to charge right after Hippoe at top speed. He bites deeply into their face. This results in a deep bite mark to form. Hippoe ends up stumbling backwards as they receive a massive bruising all over their head. Cat pulls on their ears with his teeth as the ears begin to bleed out tremendously. Hippoe coughs up some blood as they back away in fear. They stare into Cat's eyes with horror.
Cat: So, who is the tough guy now? he giggles as he looks at Hippoe, who is visibly mortified
Hippoe: This is insane! You must be some sort of powerful being. they rub their head in confusion I'm going to need a lot of help in order to understand this situation fully. YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!
Cat: You're funny. he smirks as he approaches Hippoe and pounces on them
Hippoe: YOU SON OF A BITCH! they charge up ahead after Cat
The two are locked into a gigantic wrestling session! There is a lot of tension as both sides wrestle to the extreme. Hippoe bites down onto Cat and makes his ears bleed out and get crushed from the impact. But Cat is quick to respond as he bites deeply into their neck. They spew out a ton of blood as they get slammed onto the floor. They go unconscious from the pressure received, Cat just smirks away at the sight.
Cat: Another day, another moment where I was STAYING ALIVE! he giggles as he runs away
Meanwhile, Tank Cat and Axe Cat are dealing with the tough task of going up against Pigge. Pigge is quick to attack the two of them by slamming down onto Tank Cat. This results in his body to bleed out from the impact as Pigge practically crushes the poor feline. Axe Cat responds by rushing right into Pigge and whacking her face with his axe. This results in Pigge going onto the floor as she bruises up around her jaw.
Axe Cat: That's what you get for fucking with Tank Cat. You fucking jackass. he smirks as he approaches Pigge
Pigge: Ugh, wonderful, this is just what I need. Some idiot attacking me with his axe and gloating about how great he is.
Tank Cat: I love it when Axe Cat gloats about his skills, it makes him seem so badass and cool! he giggles away as he stands up and wipes his fur with his paws
Pigge: Oh, shut the hell up, you annoying little prick! I swear I should have murdered you the first chance I had.
Tank Cat: Well no, you're not going to be murdering me, or Axe Cat! He is an epic fighter who has a powerful axe that demolishes your kind, while I have insane durability, which makes me incredibly useful during battle.
Axe Cat: So, what are you going to do? Are you going to be chasing after us or what? he smirks as he begins to rush after Pigge It's time for you to suffer now! Matilda is going to be doing her thing.
Tank Cat and Pigge begin to nod at one another as they begin to charge right after Pigge. They begin to chase her around the Battlefield before they eventually catch up to her. Axe Cat starts off his attack by slashing her chest with his axe. This results in Pigge having a severe bleeding would across her chest. She coughs up some blood as she backs away in pain. Tank Cat doubles down as he bashes Pigge in the head with his own. This results in severe bruising as she groans in pain. The Cats both seem happy with what they managed to do to Pigge.
Tank Cat: Let's go, Axe Cat! We sure showed her who's boss, am I right? he giggles as he nudges Axe Cat
Axe Cat: Indeed! But it was mainly Matilda and I who did all the work. he kisses his axe as he raises his eyebrow
Tank Cat: he scoffs This is what I have to work with...
Pigge: Don't worry, Tank Cat, we seem to have something mutual when it comes to Axe Cat, you can trust me. she smirks as she stands herself up But I still have to deal with the pricks such as yourself. Which is not going to be a fun experience at all.
Axe Cat: Hey! Who the fuck are you calling a prick just now? he glares as he equips his axe No one calls me a prick and gets away with it! RAH!
He charges right after Pigge and slashes an "X" across her back. It spews out a lot of blood as she eventually goes unconscious from the impact. Axe Cat is smirking away, he is highly proud of what he managed to accomplish. He nudges Tank Cat as he just stares at the scene.
Tank Cat: Y-yeah, good job, Axe Cat! he smiles nervously, as he fidgets with his paws, he basically pities for Pigge
Elsewhere, Gross Cat is going up against the legend himself. JACKIE PENG! Gross Cat begins his behalf of the attack by standing behind and carefully deliver a good whack onto Jackie Peng. This results in the penguin to have bruising all over his face as he tries to do a counter move back. His beak is bleeding out, and the slap caused a black eye to be present.
Jackie Peng: OW! Jackie Peng is so sore from the damage he received from the attacks.
Gross Cat: Yeah, feel free to cry about it. I love hearing your yells. he smirks ad he approaches him
Jackie Peng: Are you seriously going go show Jackie Peng what hell looks like? Or are you actually going to show me some pity? he shakes in fear as he backs away
Gross Cat: Eh, he scoffs depends on how I'm feeling, really, you'd feel the same if you were in my shoes.
Jackie Peng: OH NO! I am dead and I know it. he squawks in fear
Gross Cat: I do not know why, but you never fail to make me laugh.
Gross Catsmirks as he gives Jackie Peng another whack across the face. This eventually causes him to spew out blood from his chest as the scratches are too sharp for him to handle. Jackie Peng groans before he manages to step up and rush after Gross Cat in an attempt to get revenge. He pounces on top of Gross Cat and does a whack onto his face. This eventually results in Gross Cat to form a nosebleed as his jaw begins to dislocate.
Gross Cat: God damn, you surely are pessimistic, aren't you? he sighs as he rubs his face in pain Ow! My face is bleeding out so much thanks to your fucking kick. Why do you have to be such a prick though?
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng isn't a prick. I am only being considerate, you should understand that I do not want to bully you. But if you must fight me and show disrespect, keep in mind that I will! he cackles loudly
Gross Cat: Well, this is surely worse than anything that comes out of a vegetarian fast food chain! his legs begin to shake as he is in visible fear
Jackie Peng rushes up ahead and whacks Gross Cat once more in the face. It spews out so much blood as Gross Cat loses balance and falls over. But Gross Cat isn't the type to give up. He manages to stand up, pound his paws together, and he rubs his paws in anticipation for what he is about to do.
Gross Cat: Get ready for hell, BUCKO! he smirks as he prepares to slap him
Jackie Peng: OH NO! his legs begin to shake at a rapid pace as he is cowering in fear
Gross Cat: Oh yeah... he smirks before sending out a gigantic slap across the face
Gross Cat's slap manages to cause enough pressure for Jackie Peng to collapse onto the floor. He ends up landing right onto a nearby rock. He bashes his noggin and he begins to bleed out terribly. He ends up going unconscious from the impact as he loses his precious consciousness.
Gross Cat: That's what you get for biting the hand that feeds you, dumbass. I swear you learned half your attacks from me! he scoffs as he walks away
Someplace else, Cow Cat is going up against Gory in a badass battle to the death! The two begin to charge into one another at full speed before eventually being blocked in one another's tracks. Cow Cat starts off his attack by bashing Gory right across the face. This results in Gory to bleed out like crazy as he feels his face swell up tremendously from the impact. Eventually, Gory responds by bashing his fists together right onto Cow Cat's head. This results in his head getting crushed as blood gushed out of his horns. Cow Cat stumbles in pain before rushing back into the scene.
Cow Cat: Hey, that wasn't what I expected. he coughs up some blood as he glares at Gory You hotdog flipping son of a bastard!
Gory: Ugh, you buffoon, you are just not used to my full potential as a fighter. Besides Sir Seal, I am the strongest acquaintance of the Junior Tier of the Authorial Association!
Cow Cat: Well, would you look at that! You actually serve a purpose in life! he cackles away before approaching Gory
Gory: Why thank you, Cow Cat, I guess you could say I am an expert at fighting, huh?
Cow Cat: Not as good as someone like me or anything, but dream on!
Cow Cat rushes at top speed right into Goryand bashes his head right onto Gory's chest. This results in his horns piercing his chestas he bleeds out tremendously from the impact of the whole attack. Gory tries to regain his composure as he attempts to send a punch right into Cow Cat's face, but he manages to dodge in time. However, Gory still manages to punch his hip instead. Which manages to make Cow Cat cower on the floor in pain.
Gory: weakly Despite your attacks on me, I still managed to throw you down onto the floor.
Cow Cat: Just because I'm on the floor, doesn't mean I'm unable to fight BACK! he rises back up and begins to charge right into Gory
Cow Cat whacks Gory among the chest. This results in the gorilla's entire abdomen to get fractured from the hit. His rib cage is practically busted, therefore he begins to struggle to breathe. Eventually, Gory goes unconscious as he lies on the floor unresponsive. He is bleeding by a major amount on the ground as Cow Cat watches the whole thing in pride.
Cow Cat: Alright! That showed this bitch what's up! he smirks as he walks away in pride, happy that he managed to beat Gory in a fight
Meanwhile, Bob is going up against the almighty Mooth! Mooth begins his behalf of the attack by flying up high into the air and swooping down at top speed! This results in the whole ground to implode! Bob struggles to comprehend what just happened as he flies up in the air all of a sudden. He is bleeding across his feet as his sandals begin of get stained red.
Mooth: Not bad when it comes to durability, sweetie. he smirks as he eyes Bob up and down
Bob: Well, that was blatantly wrong. he cackles away as he flicks his toothpick Sou claramente um dos melhores quando se trata de durabilidade! (I am clearly one of the best when it comes to durability!)
Mooth: I think I am aware of that, Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy! But I still have to make sure you meet your demise, whether you like it or not.
Bob: he scoffs Yeah right, you're not going to be getting rid of me by the time it comes to the end. Keep dreaming, jackass.
Mooth: I do not appreciate your tone, however, it does remind me a lot of myself back when I was a kid. I was rather rebellious after I found out I wasn't going to be a butterfly.
Bob: Damn, I understand people hate moths and love butterflies, but moths are badass! he grins as he snaps his fingers Including you.
Mooth: he smirks with happiness as Bob compliments him Ah, why thank you, Bob. I do appreciate the compliment. You can be sweet when you're not a combatant meat head. he cackles away
Bob: Yeah, yeah, say whatever the hell you want to say, but keep in mind, I am a ruthless motherfucker, I do whatever the hell I want to do. And bitches can't tell me shit.
Mooth: Ah, quite the rebellious type too. he then begins to picture his head into Bob's body (Who knew the kid is exactly like me?)
Bob: Alright! No more innocent conversation starters, you fucked up my legs, I'll fuck up your everything!
Bob begins to rush towards Mooth and sends a blow right across his face. This results in Mooth's face getting compressed from the impact as his jaw dislocates. Mooth coughs up some blood as he looks at Bob. The two run into each other at top speed and clash into one another. They are gripping on tightly as they try and pin the other one down. It is quite a barbaric scene.
Bob: I am going to be kicking your ass sometime soon! he grins smugly
Mooth: he groans in pain as he glares at Bob No, I will be beating your face in soon.
The two continue fighting each other in a barbaric manner! Meanwhile, Bird Cat and Le'Boin are fighting eachother in an epic fight scene to the death! Bird Cat swoops in and pounces on Le'Boin. Le'Boin begins to bleed out severely as his tusks begin to crack. The elephant responds by whacking his trunk right onto the poor bird. This results in his body being severely fractured as a result from the whole attack.
Le'Boin: Well, it seems I have the advantage here, don't I? Bird Cat? he smirks as he looks down on Bird Cat
Bird Cat: he mumbled under his breath before turning to Le'Boin Ugh, you surely figured out a decent method to get me while I was most vulnerable. While I was performing a backswing! he sighs in self annoyance WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF SUCH A THING? he begins to call his intelligence "average" AVERAGE, AVERAGE, AVERAGE!
Le'Boin: Well, all I really did was look for a good moment to strike, and I did. So I hope you're happy with what I managed to pull off.
Bird Cat: Oh dear, it seems I am failing as an opponent, and as a fighter! Oh how shall such a day get worse?
Le'Boin: You hating the kind of stuff I read? he fidgets with his gigantic feet
Bird Cat: AH-HA! So you do admit to enjoying those kinds of stories, you perverted individual!
Le'Boin: I NEVER ADMITTED TO ANYTHING! And I would never read such vile content. The women there are hot and curvy though... he begins blushing vigorously
Bird Cat: he stares blankly at Le'Boin before speaking up Noted... he sighs before he flies towards him TIME TO TAKE YOU DOWN!
Bird Cat swoops in and bashes Le'Boin once more despite his condition! Le'Boin ends up coughing a lot of blood as he backs away in fear. He groans as he tries to regain the ability to fight. Bird Cat has pushed his body to his limits as he falls onto the ground, covered in blood.
Bird Cat: he spews out blood Oh dear! It seems like I am unable to fight you anymore, you might as well just take the win and we can get this all over with. he sighs in defeat
Le'Boin: he is struggling to comprehend what Bird Cat just told him I GET TO TAKE THE WIN HERE!? WOOHOO!
Le'Boin begins to rush right towards Bird Cat as he attempts to stomp on the poor bird. But Bird Cat suddenly flew up and pounced right onto his neck. Le'Boincoughs up some blood as he begins to fall down unconsciously. Bird Cat collapses as he can barely fly anymore.
Bird Cat: You could say, I tricked you. But I would much prefer to use the slang term that died out four years ago... sike! he giggles away as he just rests on top of Le'Boin
Elsewhere, Fish Cat and Bean Cats are trying to deal with Sir Seal! Fish Cat rushes right towards the seal and bites down deeply into his body. This results in his bleeding out tremendously. Especially since Fish Cat is Strong Against Red Enemies! Sir Seal coughs up some blood as he reasonably begins to back away in confusion. Suddenly, Bean Cats begin to rush towards him and the two of them begin to pounce right onto the poor seal. Eventually, after a few pounces, Sir Seal gets artificially Knocked Back! He ends up severely bruised up from the impact.
Sir Seal: God damn it! You two scoundrels are too strong for my liking... He scoffs, before suddenly, he coughs up some blood
Bean Cat L: Well, we found a new home! And we are proud soldiers, fighting against you for exploiting us.
Bean Cat R: If you seriously believe we forgive you for committing such an act, you're so wrong.
Fish Cat: Allow me to add something, gentlemen. Fish Cat steps in as he smirks sinisterly You tried to stop us in our tracks, but little did you know, we don't take no for an answer. WE ARE GOING TO MURDER YOU, DUDE!
Sir Seal: Oh really? he begins to laugh loudly You sure are a funny comedian, I'll give you that. If you don't stop, I think I might bust a bladder.
Bean Cats simultaneously: WE MEAN IT! YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! BRING IT ON.
Sir Seal: Huh? Why are you guys so defensive all of a sudden? I barely did anything to you, so there is no reason for you to have a sudden outburst against me. he rolls his eyes
Fish Cat: If you make these two Cats scared in ANY way, you're going to regret it... he smirks sinisterly, showing off his sharp talons
Sir Seal: Okay then. he smirks before approaching him Have at it so, jackass. he rushes towards him and begins to chase him
Fish Cat bites down deeply into Sir Seal's neck. This results in Sir Seal's blubber to peel as Fish Cat bites deeper and deeper into Sir Seal. Bean Cats begin to double down as they rush on ahead and bounce right into Sir Seal. They crush his head as a result as he groans in pain.
Sir Seal: weakly I suppose it was my fault for capturing you in the first place. Now I am facing massive humiliation, and lost all the respect I once had! I deserve it, so please, note my apology.
Bean Cat L: Hmm... he begins to ponder for a moment I don't know, what do you think we should do with him, pod brother?
Bean Cat R: I say we MURDER HIM! He is only apologizing for the sake of his reputation, deliver hell onto him like never before.
Bean Cat L: I don't know... what do you think, Fish Cat? he looks up to him in interest
Fish Cat: You heard him, MURDER THAT BASTARD! he cackles away like a menace, they all begin go approach him at top speeds
They all attack Sir Seal in one go! His body begins to form several scars, bruises, and bite marks. His body spews out a ton of blood from several places before he goes unconscious. The three of them begin to celebrate their new victory, as they try and find the location of another ally to assist.
Fish Cat: Say, do you know where we can find someone else to help out? Or what's the case here? he smirks as he begins looking around the place, he is searching for anyone to help
Bean Cat L: I have no idea, but if you were to ask me, go ahead and just ask people if they need help with something, this is surely get you somewhere!
Bean Cat R: Before I say anything, keep in mind, I am no expert at telling whether or not people actually want my help, so just take whatever I say with a grain of salt. he giggles away before speaking up What I do is ask them twice, once for the offer, another time for the confirmation! I mainly do it just to make sure people are sure they don't/do need my help!
Fish Cat: Got it, bro! he cackles away before yelling at the top of his voice, which surprisingly, grabs no one's attention OI! WHO HERE WANTS MY HELP? ANYONE!? No one...? Okay.
Meanwhile, Lizard Cat and Titan Cat are left with the tasks of dealing with Kang Roo. Titan Cat is meat shielding for Lizard Cat, to his annoyance. But he doesn't care, as he can easily beat Kang Roo in a fight! Titan Cat rushes right into her and bashes her jaw in with his knuckles. Her jaw dislocates as she begins to bleed out tremendously from the impact. Suddenly, as they begin sparring, Lizard Cat comes into the scene and shoots a fire ember right into Kang Roo in the crotch! She ends up blistering and burning up as she is in flames. She runs around screaming in pain.
Titan Cat: he smirks Hey, not bad of a job there, Lizard Cat, you sure showed him well.
Lizard Cat: he smirks slyly as he wraps his tail around Titan Cat Oh, you bet your sweet ass I did! he smirks away
Kang Roo: Ah, that is very sweet and all, BUT MY LITERAL FACE IS ON FIRE, YOU DUMBASSES! she screams in pain as she runs around, trying to put it out
Titan Cat: I suppose I should give Kang Roo some pity right now, she is just trying to raise her son as a single mother, but now she has to deal with a burn across the face.
Lizard Cat: Hey there, Kang Roo, what do you say we brawl it out, and we can fully see whether or not you can still do things despite your body being burnt.
Titan Cat: he glares at Lizard Cat as he thinks to himself (What is this idiot even thinking!? He is going to get himself killed out there, I know it for sure.) he sighs Yeah, you two can have a go at it.
Lizard Cat: ALRIGHT! Be prepared, Kang Roo, I am one of many Cats who possesses the ability to attack from a distance. I'm just like your elephant friend when it comes to my range. he smirks before he lowers himself, aiming his next ember ball
Kang Roo: Really? If you are a midrange attacker? Do you possess the ability to perform Multi Hits? she smirks as she approaches him
Lizard Cat: B-BACK AWAY! he trips as he glares at Kang Roo
Kang Roo: she likes watching Lizard Cat chicken out Do you even know what Multi hit is? It's where I can perform three different attacks with different damage output, so, despite the fact I'm single target, if I manage to put someone out before I hit all three I can lock on to someone else and do the finishing attack. she chuckles away I'm a powerful boxer with high speeds, you know?
Lizard Cat: Oh no, I am aware, I am VERY aware! he turns to Titan Cat, teary eyed PLEASE HELP ME!
Titan Cat: You're more durable than anyone else besides myself and Bob. You're even more durable than FISH CAT! Just take the hits, God damn it!
Kang Roo: Yeah, quit being such a wuss, and just, TAKE THE FUCKING HITS!
Lizard Cat: he is practically sobbing at this point Oh shit, I am REALLY done for, aren't I? NOT IF I ATTACK YOU THOUGH! he fires a fire ember right onto Kang Roo's crotch
Kang Roo begins to run around in fear. After all, she has been set afire by Lizard Cat without any hesitation or remorse whatsoever! She begins cowering around as she begins spewing out blood and blistering everywhere on her body. Titan Cat watches in both amusement and pity.
Titan Cat: Sheesh, this is highly concerning, but I don't want to get in the way or anything.
Lizard Cat: PLEASE INTERVENE! I DON'T WANT TO GET BEAT UP.
Titan Cat: he can't deal with Lizard Cat's bullshit Oh, my fucking God, LIZARD CAT, SHE IS NEARLY UNCONSCIOUS! he sighs in annoyance I'll finish her off though, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO GET STUFF DONE WITH!
Titan Cat charges right after Kang Roo. And he begins to attack her. He rushes right ahead and grabs Kang Roo's neck. He begins to strangle her until she goes unconscious, and falls onto the floor. His own hands were actually bleeding a bit from the flames. Lizard Cat sighs in relief before running away.
Titan Cat: Was that it? THAT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME FIVE SECONDS! And there's no thank you neither!? Get back here! he whispers to himself This son of a bitch.
Bob and Mooth still have one another in a wrestle. Mooth's thorax stained red with blood. His legs are all bust. And he has a black eye. Bob on the other hand, is bleeding all across his forehead, he has a severe piercing wound across his chest and abdomen, and he is bruised up across his arms and legs. The two of them end up realizing this is the fight where they call it mutual.
Mooth: Oh! I see no one else survived, that means only one thing, I SURVIVED! he begins cheering frantically before hugging Bob Thanks a lot, darling. he begins to grab all the enemies and place them in one huge pile
Bob: he simply shrugs his shoulders and has a smugly grin on his face as he flicks his toothpick Eh, what can I say? It all comes naturally, Mooth. De nada! (You're welcome!) Now, I believe it is time to get that Actress Hair treasure Variants, isn't that right, gentlemen? he smirks as he begins to make his way inside The Enemy Base
Cow Cat: Indeed! But once you're done, hand them over to me, I'll ZOOM across and bring them over to The Cat Base in a jiffy.
Bob: Will do, buddy, will do. he smirks before throwing the Inferior, Normal, and Superior Actress Hair treasure variants onto Cow Cat
Cow Cat: he falls over as they all get thrown onto him OW! I SAID GIVE THEM TO ME! Not throw them onto me... he rubs his head in pain You know my hooves don't have grip. My BACK is my hands.
Bob: Oh, boo-hoo! Just bring the fucking treasures to The Cat Base already! But I am sorry, it was wrong of me to do that.
Cow Cat: Thank you Bob! Apology excepted. he smirks before looking at Axe Cat You, you're the next fastest Cat besides me, bring them to The Cat Base.
Axe Cat: WHAT!? Ugh, fine. he scoffs before walking away and bringing the treasure with him
Tank Cat: Hey, Bird Cat? Did you reserve those tickets again? I believe the prices are going up now!
Bird Cat: Don't worry, Tank Cat, I have efficiently bought all the tickets for all twelve of us! They were at the cheapest costs ever! Far before the gigantic hype sprawl.
Bean Cat R: Alright, Bird Cat! You sure know how to get tickets at the right time!
Cat: Phew! So, shall we all get ready for this movie or what? It is going to be a banger, so we need to look our best.
Gross Cat: Don't worry, I am a rather fashionable dude. I know a thing or two about what to wear.
Lizard Cat: I have too many things to wear, it's not even funny at this point. he stares into an empty void in horror
Titan Cat: he begins to lick his hand and comb out his fur with it Alright. I guess that means we have to get our asses ready for this shit. Everyone, we'll quickly find out about our next location, and by the time that's sorted, we're leaving for the movie. Does e- gets interrupted by a rushing Gamatoto
Gamatoto: WAIT! he rushes towards The Battle Act, alongside his child laborers, Timmy and Tommy, he wheezes as he gets the Energy Core Here you go! This will increase the strength of your Cat Cannon. Now, PAY UP! EVERYTHING!
Axe Cat: he just put the treasure inside ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME!? he is internally screaming as he grabs every single treasure they have from Machu Picchu onwards, The Inca Textiles, The Mini Moai Statue, The Cactus, The Space Rations, The Slot Machine, and Actress Hair treasure variants HERE YOU GO! ALL EIGHTEEN TREASURES, THREE FROM SIX DIFFERENT LOCATIONS!
Gamatoto: Epic stuff there, Axe Cat! he smiles brightly Now, I believe I should be giving you this! he hands over The Energy Core to Axe Cat Also, can I ask you all something? Please can I join you on your trip to the movies?
Cat: Woah, woah, woah, how did you overhear our conversation, pal? he looks at Gamatoto in confusion
Gamatoto: Uh, I managed to listen in when I was delivering The Energy Core, nothing weird.
Bob: I'm just going to pretend that you didn't just act all nosy. Sure, you can fucking join us. he shakes Gamatoto's paw Say, do you want to bring T- he gets muffled by Titan Cat MGGH MMH MHGH!
Titan Cat: Shh! We don't want to pay extra in order to compensate for his workers!
Gamatoto: Excellent news! TIMMY, you get the keys, you can drive my van, TOMMY, carry the treasures into the van. he tosses the keys to Timmy, and all the treasures to Tommy
Timmy: Hooray! I get to drive the van! he quickly gets in the van
Tommy: Aw! So unfair, I want to drive the van next time. he loads up with truck with a pout before hopping beside Timmy as he drives away
Fish Cat: Okay, so the Adventurer guy is joining us, now let's get going!
Cat: Hold up wait! We can skip most of the ads if I read out the next location. he takes out his Log Book
Bob: Damn! Smart thinking Cat! Okay, where are we going to next? he stares with genuine interest
Cat: Okay, listen close, tomorrow, we are going to Alaska! And we will be trying to obtain the Fur Treasure variants! And we will be going up against the following; Pigge, Teacher Bear, B.B.Bunny, Squire Rel, and Mooth! So we are going up against a tough bunch, so be prepared for when that time comes! But for now, LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
Everyone else simultaneously: YEAH! they all cheer as they rush to the nearest theater to watch the release opening of Chop Kick Penguin 4
Inside the theater, they have found their seats. Unfortunately, they have to sit away from Gamatoto. As other people got neighboring seats BEFORE Gamatoto even asked to come! See people? This is what happens when you butt into a movie opening late! You miss out on everything.
Tank Cat: This movie better be good! We spend 15 Cat Food tins worth of tickets for this.
Fish Cat: I want to see Jackie Peng kick ass again like usual.
Cow Cat: Oh fuck! Everyone settle down, settle down, the ads are finishing, the age rating is showing up!
Chop Kick Penguin 4, an R rated movie, begins to play out. Everyone seems hyped once the movie begins.
Bob: Damn, an R-Rated movie? At least he isn't dumbing down his movies. he smirks away
The movie begins to play out, explaining the movie would completely ruin the first three, UNEXPLAINED movies, so it is for the best that I explain the context without causing severe spoilers! Jackie Peng's humor is the exact same as in all three movies, he is visibly older in comparison to the other prequels, he meets up with a completely new foe, who completely changes up the plot. As we now get to see Jackie Peng's character preparing to become a grandfather! As his daughter is pregnant, with the antagonist's child! There are plenty of violent fight scenes, several profanities, and even some derogatory SLURS sprinkled here and there, two raunchy kiss scenes, one explicit bed scene (hence the R rating), and the finale, the antagonists from first three movies come and help out the protagonist deal with the antagonist. The daughter meets up with a fellow college student. And he will be the father figure for the child. The protagonist now hangs out with his fellow classmates as he boasts about his grandfather lifestyle! Movie ends! It is filled with plot twists, guest appearances from other enemies such as Hippoe, Gory, and many more!And of course, the credits roll with an official music video, what an amazing fourth installment! Sorry, I think I accidentally did spoil literally the entire movie's plot. Please tell me you watched the first three movies, if not ERAZE THIS PAGE FROM EXISTENCE!
Lizard Cat: That movie, was genuinely good!? The others were so bad that it's good, but THIS, is actually good and really well made! This could be the nostalgia taking role here, but who knew Jackie Peng could dish out a fire movie?
Bird Cat: Affirmative! Despite all the horror, violence, harsh language, and lustful scenes, I believe I enjoyed this movie quite a bit! he smiles in satisfaction
Cat: That movie was the best, probably one of the best I've ever seen! I originally thought Two was going to be my favorite, but I was proven wrong by The Cat God himself!
Meanwhile... in the clouds of heaven...
The Cat God: HEY! I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING! That's it, tomorrow, you will wake up on the wrong side of bed, don't use my name in vain.
Back down to Earth...
Bob: Jackie Peng é um dos melhores atores do mundo! (Jackie Peng is one of the best actors in the world!) he flicks his toothpick as he cackles away That was a good movie, shall we head back now, I'm feeling tired...
Gross Cat: he yawns Me too! We should all hit the shutters once we make it back, I feel way too tired to even bother with anything anymore, and that's a fact!
Axe Cat: Yeah, I need to sharpen Matilda, let's head back, we can focus on the journey ahead of us tomorrow! I just want to go to bed.
And so, The Battle Act make their way inside to their bedrooms to sleep. Concluding another day of ass kicking combat! They are excited about their upcoming journey. But for now, we should let them sleep, and dream away of all the possibilities Alaska us to offer! Today, surely was a good day for The Battle Act! NOW, WE SHALL MOVE FORWARD! TIME TO GO ONWARD TO THE TURBO MACHINE ARC!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Alright! That is the forty fifth episode of my story DONE! It is surely coming along nicely, and I am proud to announce, I am planing to only do THREE more episodes, and then I have finished the entire Saga! This next arc is actually a SINGLE episode! Then it's a two episode arc at the very end. And then Challenge Battle will come. To which then we will begin Saga number 2, The Emperor of Darkness Saga! Nobody debuted in this level, and that will be the case until the Saga finale! So be prepared for when that will come out. I am really happy with how this episode turned out, and I apologize for spoiling a perfectly good fourth installment of a fictional movie franchise. (WAH!)
Like usual, stay tuned for what's to come very soon, in tomorrow's edition of, The Battle Cats: X!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however, feel free to use him, just as long as you don't profit, and credit the owner.
This story is 100% unofficial and can be considered as a Fan Made one.