In the sky, a large ship that looked to be made of stone was flying across the skies.
Inside, there was rock music, and all over, were turtles, living shrooms, and living plants.
In a giant rock seat with lava falls behind it with a giant star above it, we see a giant turtle man with spiky red hair, red eyes with two horns on his head and a large spiky shell. This is Bowser, King of the Koopas and conqueror of kingdoms.
Bowser stands up, getting everyone's attention.
"MY ARMY! KOOPAS!"
"GOOMBAS!"
"WHATEVER THOSE ARE!"
"After years of searching, we have found the Super Star!"
The army cheered, as Bowser continued, "Soon, we will arrive in the mushroom kingdom! Where, after years of being sworn enemies,... I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!"
The army cheered once more, only to stop.
Koopa 1: Did he just say, 'marry' her?
Koopa 2: Doesn't she hate you?
"YES SHE HATES ME!" yelled Bowser, before getting softer, "But that makes me love her more. Her lovely hair bangs, the way she floats through the air. And when she sees this star... OHHOHO, WEDDING BELLS!"
One koopa then stupidly asked, "Well, what if she says no?"
Bowser blasted that Koopa with his fire breath, leaving just a sentient skeleton.
"Then I will power up with this star and DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! So prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever! IT'S GONNA ROCK!"
Meanwhile, at the Mushroom Kingdom...
It was time for Yang and Ruby to leave for the Jungle Kingdom, and meet with the Kongs. Some of the Toads see Yang, and were curious about her. After walking through the crowd, they stop at a green pipe sticking out of the ground and it looked like a smaller version of the one her, Weiss and Blake were sucked into.
"So, they're ALL called Toad?" asked Yang.
"Yeah," said Ruby, turning towards the crowd, "My Toads! Our days of terror are almost over! With the help of the Kong army, we will stop–"
"Um, who is she!?" asked a random Toad in the crowd. Everyone agreed, curious as to who Yang was.
"I'm your Princess' sister," said Yang, "And, I will be there, to protect the Ruby, if she needs it."
Yang then held her sister's hand, and smiled. The Toads, seeing Yang was going to protect their Princess, cheered. They enter the pipe, and after leaving the town, they end up walking through the same mushroom forest Yang met Toad in.
"So, wait, you flung your self, into the mouth of a Nevermore!?" asked Ruby, "The giant, bird Grimm?"
"Yeah," said Yang, "and, I actually have two weapons, the second one is back at Beacon. I... made it in your honor."
"What is the weapon?" asked Ruby.
"I named it Crescent Rose," said Yang, "It was based off of the design of that Scythe/Sniper Rifle you made as a kid."
Just then, a sound was heard, and they saw the Toad that brought Yang to Ruby.
"Sounds intense," said Toad, "Hi Yang."
"Do you know him?" asked Ruby.
"Yeah, we're best friends," replied Toad.
"Say what now?" asked Yang.
Toad then bowed, saying, "Princess Ruby Rose, I am willing to join you on your quest, and protect you no matter what."
"A Toad brave enough to join us," said Ruby, "Very well. Just be careful please."
Toad then said, in a deep voice like Batman, "I fear nothing."
He then coughed, saying, "Oh, now I remember why I don't use that voice very often."
Soon, the trio was walking through the lands, and passed many different places. Through deserts, forests, and over oceans.
Over a bridge, one of the fishes bite down on Yang's hair, and all Hell broke loose after that.
The fourth place is a small jungle with large fruits growing on bushes. They were larger than apples, but almost had the same texture as one. Yang could also see some human sized dinosaur-like creatures, each having a different color, running and playing.
Soon, they reached the top of a large mountain, and Yang was amazed by the sights.
"Pretty incredible," said Ruby.
"Yeah," replied Yang.
"I won't let anyone ruin this," said Ruby.
Meanwhile...
Bowser was playing the Piano, and said, "This one is for my one and only true love! Princess Ruby Rose!"
Ruby, you're so cool
And with my star, we're gonna rule
Rose, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
Rubies, Rubies, Rubies, Rubies, Rubies
Rubies, Rubies, Rubies, Rubies, Rubies
I love you, oh
Rubies, Rubi-
Just then, Bowser's Royal Advisor, and Sorcerous, Kamek the Magikoopa, appeared, interrupting the song.
"Sire," said Kamek.
Bowser, with an annoyed face, asked, "What?"
"The report from our intelligence. A blonde female human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess has been training her!"
Bowser, blowing steam from his nose, said, "Come. Jam with me."
Bowser plays the low keys, while Kamek plays the high keys.
"So, this, human, where did she come from?" asked Bowser.
"W-We are not sure," said Kamek.
"And the princess is confirmed to be... BI-sexual, correct?"
Kamek then said, "Sire, look in the mirror! You have nothing to worry about!"
"I know," said Bowser, "I'm not threatened."
He then slammed the piano cover over Kamek's fingers, making him scream in pain.
"FIND OUT WHO SHE IS, AND WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING!" yelled Bowser.
"I'M ON IT SIRE!" cried Kamek in pain, "May I lift the cover?"
"No, pain is the best teacher," replied Bowser.
