It was Sunday.

"Jesus Fucking Christ- NO!" Katsuki screamed.

Shoto woke up and blinked. He was so scared that he almost pissed himself, but he didn't. Thankfully. BECAUSE HE WAS DRY!

Todoroki scooted onto his sore bottom and stood up, shirtless, in just a diaper and pajama pants and looked for a teacher. He found Aizawa.

"Mr. Aizawa?" He said, awkwardly.

"One moment." The instructor said, turning to quickly look at Shoto, before turning back. "No, Bakugo- you HAVE to go. Your PARENTS are sending you. All Might will take you today, and I will bring you Friday."

"I SAID NO!" Katsuki fumed.

Todoroki hopped from foot to foot, lightly, in anticipation. He walked over to the bathroom door, by the end of Bakugo's bed and tried again.

"Mr. Aizawa!" Shoto interrupted.

Shota turned to the twice-quirked boy and looked at him. "What?"

"I'm dry!" Todoroki said, matter-of-fact-but-almost-proudly.

Aizawa pointed a finger at Bakugo. "I'll come back for you." He walked to his other student and twirled his finger around. Todoroki spun with annoyance and crossed his arms as Shota checked the back of his diaper. "COMPLETELY dry?" He asked, with hesitation.

Shoto bit his cheek and nodded. "I think so."

"Take it off and check. Bathroom- GO." The instructor ordered.

Bakugo wiggled around in his diaper. He huffed. "And HURRY UP, Todoroki!"

"Stand up, turn around." Aizawa ordered, unlocking the clamp on Bakugo's diaper cover. He pulled the waistband. "You lie constantly, so we're checking you this week. Sorry, not sorry." The teacher said, honestly.

Katsuki was annoyed. "UGH!"

"I'll leave you to change into a dry diaper, but Bakugo- when you wipe up, give your skin time to dry."

"I know." Katsuki grumbled. He didn't want to get a swat and winced, changing his attitude. "Mic warned me. Thank you."

Shoto came out of the bathroom and Bakugo bowed before going in.

He looked out to see Mr. Aizawa congratulate Todoroki. It made Katsuki… miserable?

Shota looked up to see the other student lurking. "What?"

"Can you pass me a towel? I'm going to shower." Bakugo lied. Well, he WAS going to shower, but he had so much pent-up aggression that he was going to masturbate first. He turned on the water and squirted conditioner into his hand and leaned one arm against the tile. It strangely burned a little at first.

"Fuck!" He cursed.

Shoto regularly washed his hands and was doing so while Bakugo was in the shower stall with the curtain closed. Bakugo also regularly stole Todoroki's conditioner. He looked down. FUCK INDEED! HE WAS JERKING OFF WITH SHAMPOO!

"AhhhHHHhhHh!" Katsuki hissed.

"Gotcha." Shoto smirked.

"What?!" Bakugo screamed, popping his head out from the curtain.

He looked funny with wet hair in Todoroki's mind- or at least he would think that if he weren't busy being murdered. It was the loud BANG! Of an explosion that got Aizawa's attention and then the wall of sharp ice shooting out the doorway that sealed both boys in.

"YOU SWITCHED THE CONTENTS ON PURPOSE!" Katsuki shrieked, while delivering an uppercut to Shoto's jaw. Todoroki bit his tongue and tasted blood and turned around to punch Bakugo in the face through the curtain.

Aizawa couldn't get a visual on the boys to cancel their quirks and they were bruising each other up GOOD. He ran around and called for backup before he thought to kick-in the frosted window and stick his head in. He dropped to the ground and stuck his head through. Bakugo was frozen in place, trying not to step on the glass and Todoroki was nursing a mouthful of blood, which he drooled out.

"Are you done?" Shota asked his students. He cleared his throat. "Bakugo. Drop the towel onto the glass. Todoroki. Melt the ice. Both of you- NOW. Meet me in the clinic."

"Fine." Bakugo said, dropping his towel over the glass, fully bared, before he screamed "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, TODOROKI?!"

Mic looked in through the vacant window and screamed alittletooloudly,mindyou "BAKUGO, PUT 'YER DICK AWAY!"

Katsuki stared down Shoto and yelled back, "I'M INTIMIDATING HIM!"

Todoroki looked down before making eye contact and smirked. "Try getting more than two centimeters."

"Hey! I've seen your shit- you're not exactly working with a hell of a lot!" Bakugo yelled, as Todoroki broke the ice wall with a hot flash, pinpointed at the center.

The ice shattered.

Aizawa handed Katsuki a towel and frowned at Shoto. "What's ice and what's glass?" The instructor asked.

"We'll see in an hour." Todoroki drooled and sputtered with a swollen jaw.

"I am here!" All Might boomed, walking in, having just slowed from a sprint.

Mic came in and brought a push-broom and began sweeping everything towards the drain in the middle of the room and the boys hopped out. Despite Aizawa's towel-method, Bakugo still had a cut on his foot. Shuzenji would not be in until tomorrow, so All Might applied first-aid and Todoroki wondered when the hell he got there, as Aizawa shoved an ice-pack at the boy who could effortlessly MAKE ice.

"Now WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" Aizawa asked.

"Todoroki switched the bottles." Katsuki frowned, while pinching his nose.

"Let the blood drain, Bakugo." All Might ordered.

Mic leaned on the broom. "It's cleaned up, but it's a bloody MESS." He said, annoyed.

Toshinori sighed and looked at Katsuki's nose with a flashlight. "Not broken."

"You're welcome." Todoroki muttered.

"Shut the fuck up!" Bakugo shouted, nasally.

"LANGUAGE!" All the teachers shouted.

Both boys laughed and the Present Mic and All Might relaxed. Eraserhead did not.

"Oh, you think this is funny?" He asked, threateningly.

"Kinda." Bakugo shrugged.

"Yeah." Todoroki agreed. He flopped back onto his bed. "We're not that seriously hurt. We sparred with 'kid-gloves'; you know?"

"If I wanted you dead- you'd be dead." Shoto said.

"YEAH? WELL IF I WANTED YOU DEAD, I'D SMASH YER FACE IN TIL YOU SHAT TEETH!" Katsuki replied… loudly.

Toshinori sighed. "It's up to Aizawa what to do to you both."

"You're expelled." Shota announced.

"You're grounded until the beginning of next month." Yamada said, more forgivingly.

The boys groaned.

"AND! You have to clean up the bathroom and fix the window." All Might added.

Harder groans of self-inflicted torture.

"Now clean up and then hit the books." Aizawa ordered.

"Bakugo. You're going off-campus for a session today. You may have pull-ups in place of a diaper." Hizashi added.

"THAT IS ALL! I have dorm duty." All Might said, before leaving the husbands to watch the kids.