Chapter 1: Meet Max
Hi, I'm Max, the dumb hero in your story that you are reading right now! I have twenty wooden swords in my inventory right now. I'm pretty sure that is the strongest tool you can use. Oh wait, or am I getting that wrong… I'm pretty sure I was supposed to write, "diamond sword." Anyways, let's move on with the story! I'll see you… I guess in the next paragraph.
Right now, I am in the overworld, in the stupid-head biome. Just kidding! I am in the Tiga biome. And I see a zombie. "Run for your lives!" Oh, I also see a spider. Bug the bug (as in annoy it). "But instead of annoy it, kill it."
Hmm… I am hungry. Maybe I should eat this spider eye (throws up). That was a nasty meal. I hope to get another one of those. Just kidding… I meant for brewing stuff. Brewing is a thing you do on a brewing stand. By the way, it means you make potions.
I want to make a potion of poison. I think I'll need an awkward potion for that. I'll have to check in my replica book. Hold on a sec… I don't think my replica book has potion brewing. I'm pretty sure it only has crafting. Noooo! Anyways, I'll have to look it up on my computer. By the way, I play Minecraft on the computer and I always press the wrong button. Wait a second, I just opened that chest. I meant to hit it. I don't know the difference between right and left!
I looked it up, and it looks like I can't look up stuff while I'm playing Minecraft. So let's just move on! Anyways, I need to kill another spider. I'm pretty sure every spider drops a spider eye, so I'll just kill this spider. Wait a minute, I guess not all spiders drop spider eyes. But it dropped some string so I could probably make a bow. But I'll have to make sticks first. Hold on, I need to look up how to make sticks in my replica book. Just kidding, I'm not that stupid.
So, I'll just make these sticks and then, "I have the bow!" But I don't have any arrows to shoot with… I'll just make one. But I don't have the stuff to make. And why would I make one? I should make twenty. I have flint and I have sticks. I just need feathers. I'll just kill this chicken to get its feathers. Oh, it also dropped some raw chicken! I'm going to eat it. Munch. Munch. Munch. (Throws up again.) That was also nasty. Oh wait, I could cook that. I don't care. I killed some other chickens and cooked their meat. I'm going to eat this cooked meat. Munch, munch, munch. Wow. I feel better now, much better. Except I didn't have any use to eat because my health points were all the way up to ten. So… one chicken wasted. Well maybe not wasted but not gained any health because there was no health to gain.
I'm going to make all these arrows. I have arrows now. I can do some shooting, yeah, yeah, yeah! But there's nothing to shoot right now. So I'll just go mining. Ahhhh!
Chapter 2: In the Deep Dark
Hold on. That wasn't a big drop. Oh, by the way, I was in this big sort of cavern thing, making a strip mine and I came across this. So I didn't really just come across this. I'm pretty sure this is called the Deep Dark because I see some stuff and I think it's called "skulk". I guess it was kind of a big drop, but not a ginormous drop into a cave. By the way it wasn't a cave, it was just the Deep Dark. Well, maybe not just… but, it's pretty spooky down here. There's not that much light source. Lucky, I brought torches. Just place it down and it makes light. I don't see any mobs down here at all… so I'm just going to wander around here and find ores. Well there's not that many ores, but maybe I can find loot chests somewhere. Well, I see this thing and I'm pretty sure it's called an ancient city. By the way, I'm placing blocks down as I walk so I won't get lost on my way back. So, I see this thing called an ancient city, I'm pretty sure, and I'm just going to enter in, and there's going to be nothing to worry about. I see a couple of loot chests and I'm just going to open them. Hold on a moment… I see a skulk sensor and I see the, the, the, the, "yaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Chapter 3: Meeting The Warden
That's the Warden right there. I need to get out of this ancient city because this is big danger. Hold on a minute! Hold on a minute! Hold on a minute… one, two, three, wait that won't work. I tried to build up three blocks, but I remembered that the Warden can release sound waves. I guess I'll just have to fight until it dies. I'm pretty sure that the Warden has twenty health points which is twice the amount as me! So I'll just run around it. I can like dodge. I'll just keep getting closer and hitting it…
… three hours later…
Oh, it finally died! I got whatever these are! I bet there will be some use for them eventually. But I don't know. My home is in a big cavern and I've never made a strip mine so this is why I found the Deep Dark. I'm pretty sure there are no more skulk sensors around to spawn another Warden…
So I'm just going to open this loot chest. All that battling for five iron ingots… oh come on! That was just a waste of time beating the Warden. I mean iron is useful, but I would have liked diamonds more. So I'll just, uh, since I placed blocks, I'm going to follow my blocks home.
…three hours later…
I finally made it back home. I placed a lot of blocks down to get back to my strip mine. So I'll have to build up my way up to the strip mine because, you know… ok, I'm back up and I am going to put whatever this stuff is in the chest and this iron. It's good to be home.
Chapter 4: The First Lesson
So, I'm going to make a strip mine not in this cavern. I'll have to build a staircase out of this cavern because my house is in the cavern. Safe place to build, huh? (Chuckles)
…ten minutes later…
So, I've built the staircase up and I'm going to make safe strip mine that won't lead me to the Deep Dark. So…
…ten hours later…
Ok, I've reached bedrock and now I'm going to do the actual mining bit. So I'm going to dig this way until I find lava.
…one hour later…
Oh yeah, I've come across a lava pit with no monsters nearby. So I'm just going to use my water bucket and now I have obsidian. So I'm going to mine all this obsidian.
…ten hours later…
Ok, I've mined a stack of obsidian and I'm going to go back up. I want to make a nether portal, and I want to make an enchantment table, and last but not least, a house made out of obsidian. That's right! A house made out of obsidian, so I can be extra protected.
...another ten hours later…
Ok, I've built an obsidian house, enchantment table, and a nether portal. I just have to light the nether portal. Take out my flint and steel and click! Ok, now I see purple waves. Anyways, I'm going to prepare for the nether.
…five minutes later…
Ok, I'm fully prepared for the nether. I have iron equipment, some food, some building blocks, a crafting table, some sticks, and some extra iron.
So, let's jump in! Wooowooowoooowoooowooo! Ok, I am in the nether! So I spawned in a warped forest and I see millions of enderman, and I'm not going to look them in the eyes again. Oh, did I not mention that last week I looked an enderman in the eyes and it killed me?
So, I'm just going to build a mushroom thingy. And…it's built! Ok, enderman. I'm looking you in the eyes. Ok, now run back under the mushroom thingy I built. "Hahahahaha! You can't get me! Cause you're too tall!" Slice! Slice! Slice!
And I got an ender pearl! Oh yeah, baby! Now back into the overworld. Woooooowooooowooooowooooowooo!
Ok, I'll just put this ender pearl in this chest. Ok, back into the nether.
Woooowoooowoooowoooowoooowooo! So I'm going to go to the nether waste biome. Oh, I see a piglin. "Hi, piglin!"
MAX GOT SLAIN BY PIGLIN
Lesson one: never go up to a piglin without gold armor…