AN: YA KNOW THE FUCKING DRILL. DONT OWN SHIT. LET'S CONTINUE.

Location: 'Gothic Emo Castle' (Six's POV):

Time: 16:00 (The Next Day)

Sigh. Can this fucking day get anymore weirder? First I woke up in the middle of Northern France, now I'm standing in the foreboding walls of a god damn 'Emo Castle'. I stopped Belle from advancing further inwards and ordered her to wait for the rest of my gang before we could scour the place.

Eventually they did and before I could begin giving orders, Raul approached me, "Boss." He started. "Ever since we got here you've been acting rather…" He paused as he glanced at me and Belle, "Different to how it is back in the Mojave.. ¿Te importa explicar eso a este viejo ghoul?" He asked.

I sighed. "To be frankly honest Raul, I know where we are and who we're dealing with…" I answered.

"Ya do!?" He whispered, "I knew you weren't crazy, boss! What is it?" He answered, ignoring his joke again. "Oh boy, how do I explain this?"

I took one glance at Belle who's probably heard the whole damn thing and began;

"Long before The Great War, there was this old animation company based out of what's now the Boneyard called Disney a-" Belle chimed in, 'What's now the Boneyard? Junior, last I recalled you were still un bébé and…'

"...It was nuked to oblivion like the rest of the world in 2077." I refuted, "Anyways, to make things short: I'm from this world and by the looks of things…" I paused thinking of a good explanation of our situation, "The whole Mojave Wasteland is in Walt Disney's Animated Universe." I cringed.

Almost like magic, my three companions all systematically said "¿qué?"/"what in god's name?"/"CONFUSED BEEPING*" A few seconds of silence followed as Joshua steps forward..

"That would explain a few things… And to be rightfully fair, it isn't the farthest thing that has graced the wastelands. After all, what other place has Talking Deathclaws?" He said.

"Yeah fair enough. Anyways before Belle breaks every bone for taking too long we're splitting up and scouting the place." Raul butted in "Oh are we ripping off Scooby-Doo now, boss?"

"Actually yes! We are." I answered whilst handing out some Pre-War headsets to my companions, "You and ED-E are going to the East Wing. Joshua, you're heading to the West Wing. If you see a floatin' rose FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT. I don't want him showing up. Got it?" The Mummy nodded and spoke "I assume it's the beast you're warning me about, Hm? Very well then… Don't expect to hear gunfighting though." He ominously finished.

"Alright, good. Belle, I'm tagging with you to find your dad if you don't mind that. Got it?" Belle paused and nodded. "Sure. However, YOU better explain where the hell you've been all these years…" She said sternly before we all went our separate paths in this damn maze of a castle.

Location: Central Pennsylvania (Location Change)

Time: Ten hours of New Vegas Lore later: Billy, meanwhile, had just finished the entire ten hour lore presentation to Jim, his wife, pets, and His wife's Crazy Aunt Sarah.

"Now then… Are there any questions from you feeble mortals?" Billy shouted back.

The Aunt, having heard everything, passes out from exhaustion. One of the pets, a gray mixed-breed 'tramp' broke the silence.

"HA! AUNT SARAH PASSED OUT. YOU OWE ME FIFTY TREATS, PIDGE!" He exclaimed much to the horror of Elizabeth, Jim, and Billy.

"...What? Why the long faces, Ji- oh…" Tramp stopped, then realized something.. "D- Did you just hear me?"

The couple and Billy slowly nod as Jim gets out of his chair, looking like he's had it with today.

Grabbing his hat and coat, he rushed right to the front Door.

"I'm.. I'm gonna see if there's a train ready for me at the Enola Yard.. See ya in a couple days, hon!" Jim said, running out much to Liz's anger.

"WAIT JIM DEAR COME BAAAAND He's gone… Shit." Liz yelled, before giving up and directing her attention on the Sentry Bot.

"Well Billy.." She sighed, "Welcome to our little house in the Juniata Valley.. You want a tour o-"

"WAIT YOU FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THIS!?" Billy interrupted.

"Unfortunately.. Yes." Liz answered

"OKAY. DON'T CARE. THERE'S TALKING CUTE PUPPIES. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! PETTING MODE ACTIVATED. HAAAAAAAAA-" Billy started rushing towards them the same way as he arrived.

"СХИТ BILLY WAIT!" Liz shouted, nearly tripping on a still unconscious Aunt Sarah "DON'T HURT THEM! ЈЕБ ЈЕ КАО ЈУНИОР ALL OVER AGAIN..."

The camera fades away as Liz tries to pick up the sentry bot from hurting her dogs..

AN: 'Courier Six is a former Disney Character? What the fuck have you been smoki-' Pure unhinged nothing. Hey, 'Least it's better than The 16 Million word Loud House Fic. (Seriously, good god how the fuck does one 30 year old man go out of his way to write that WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT?)

You may be confused on why "PA and Lewiston" were mentioned in the Billy segments. Simple really.

In the original and sequel "Lady and the Tramp" Films, The town they resided in reassembled a normal northeastern small town with industries, a railroad that curved its way towards the camera, a small yard with a junction for a branch line crossing a river, and a trolley network.

Most people say it's in Missouri, but I call bullshit on that theory.

Instead, I looked towards IRL towns in my area and chose Lewistown (59 Miles east of Harrisburg) as my headcanon location for the film. Both have similar features and are covered by hilly terrain with a river flowing through it. Is it stupid? Yeah. But It works, I guess?

Okay okay. Real reason why is because I just needed a way to integrate my schizophrenic Railroad Lore somehow. It'll be small details. Don't worry. Nothing major….

…Just kidding, prepare for unhinged Pennsylvania Railroad History by the dozens, kids!

Anyways, That's it for now. See ya next chapter.