It was lovely day at Burrow and everyone was having breakfast. Minister of magic came in room.

"Hello everyone" he said and everyone was suspense " because of war we do not have many children and everyone has died so we made law so you could get married and repopulate earth". He teleported away. Everyone was in shock.

"I cannot believe he did that" Hermione said.

"Ya, I bet ministry is having crisis" Ginny said angrily. Owls flew in to give letters to everyone. Hermione took letter angrily. Everyone was paired up

Luna Parvati

George Fleur

Fred Dumbledore

McGonagall Filch

Arthur Padma

Molly Sirius

Lupin Tonks (but they're dead, harry protested)

Harry Oliver Wood

Aragog Hagrid

And so on and so on

Hermione opened her letter and screamed! She was with... Draco Malfoy!

"NOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE WOTH SLIMY GIT" she screamed and ran around hysterically. Molly tried to calm her down but she was in shambles! Minister came and said "now it is time for everyone to go to marriage houses" and everyone pooped away.

"I cannot believe this happened" Hermione said exasperatedly. "Malfoy is so ugly and stupid and his nose is like a hawk"

"Yah this marriage law is STUPID " LUNA said so angrily that the house tangled.

"Well at least you have good husbands" Ginny said enviously. "I have to be with Griphook"

Malfoy entered. "Greeting mudblood, now we should make babies"

"UGHGHG YOU'RE INSUFFERABLE " HERMIONE SCREAMER AND THREW TEA IN HIS FACE.

"YOU IDIOT MY FACE IS BURNED" Malfoy said and Hermione said that she would never apologise.

They kept living together but they hated it.

"Put away your plates"

"Maybe wash your dishes asshole"

"Well I would do that if you put away your mouldy food!"

"UGHG IM SO TIRED OF CLEANING AFTER YOU"

Hermione and Malfoy were screaming at each other and throwing pillows and books and food at each other.

"YOU'RE A USELESS WOMAN"

"AND YOU'RE UGLY JUST LIKE A HORSE FACE"

"HOW DARE YOU I WILL TELL MY FATHER AND HE WILL SHOOT YOU"

"ENOUGH!"

The minister had appeare! He was fuming angry. "You're supposed to be here and MAKE BABIES! BUT instead you're abusing each other EXPLAIN "

"your honour he's an asshole"

"I'm not gonna have baby with mudblood"

Minister fumed angrily. "UGHGHG just get away from each other, you are useless for the goal"

And Hermione and Draco didn't have to live together. Hermione got married with George and Malfoy died.