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The Vinsmoke Bride Chapter 6
Since successfully locating Zoro and removing him from that troublesome situation they've been wandering around Sabaody Archipelago, searching for anything of interest to add to the supplies to take onboard the ship with them.
So far Zoro has yet to wander off on his own. Sanji made sure to keep the absentminded swordsman in sight even with her at his side, arm looped through his. Otherwise, they'd return to where they started in seeking him out again.
From what Lanette has already witnessed in just the few minutes already spent in each other's company Zoro's tendency to wander off in random directions is borderline dangerous and liable to get caught by the Marines.
No wonder Sanji was so on his case from the first moment they set off.
Tsking under his breath, speaking around his cigarette, snidely, Sanji called "Hey, Moss Head! You got to stay with me! I don't want you getting lost!"
Scowling, Zoro retorts "Huh? Who do you think you're talking to, Mustache Brow?"
Lanette sucks her bottom lip in to keep from giggling at the name.
"What did you just say," demands Sanji, wanting to send him flying into next Tuesday with a powerful kick. But his attention is drawn to the tantalizing aroma carried over to them from nearby food stalls. "Oh, something smells good…"
Smiling broadly at kabobs currently cooking on a grill, Lanette agreed "These do look good. Maybe we should bring some back to the ship with us. You did say the captain has an affinity for all kinds of meat."
The proprietress behind the food stand steps forward, an attractive brunette with a lovely smile.
As expected, Sanji's eyes immediately turn into hearts upon laying eyes on her, but with Lanette handing off his arm that's about all that happens. Especially when she lightly whacks Sanji on the shoulder to snap him out of it. In fact, she's proud of the restraint he's showing.
Sanji is busy asking the lady about the types of kabobs she has for sale when Lanette notices that a particular someone has left them behind.
Gasping in alarm, Lanette said "Sanji! Zoro is gone!"
Incredulously, raking a hand through his hair in irritation, Sanji exclaimed "Oh? That bastard! Where did he go?!"
Pulling on his hand in a worried manner, Lanette said "I don't know, but we better find him before he causes a scene."
Little do the pair know that in the rush to look for Zoro, they miss him as they move past the alleyway he's walking through.
In the condition Lanette is stuck in they can only move so fast. Eventually, they cross paths with Zoro again as he's browsing through a fine selection of fishing polls.
Dryly, mind focused on one thing, Zoro said "I want to go to sea. I want to fish."
"No, you can't, Shithead," said Sanji, clutching the rope leading to the bubbles containing the array of supplies bought.
"Why can't I? And why should I even listen to you," spat Zoro, angrily.
Poking a finger at Zoro's shoulder, Sanji said "Do you think I'm walking with you because I want to? You'll cause me more trouble if you wander about this island again. You Stray Moss! Everybody's coming soon so just walk to the ship with us!"
Yawning disrespectfully, Zoro states "How could #4 talk bossily to #1?"
Slapping a hand over her eyes, shaking her head in exasperation, Lanette said "Oh no."
Outraged by the label, Sanji exclaimed "Why are you ranking us in the order of our arrival? You got here first by chance! Don't get carried away!"
"Okay, I'm sorry…#7," said Zoro.
Zoro doesn't know when to lay off.
Lanette can literally see the flames of fury erupting around her husband.
"All right, I'll fight you," growled Sanji. "I trained my legs in hell for 2 years!"
Drawing two of his swords, Zoro said "Bring it on! I'll cut you in half!"
The two then clash in a fierce scuffle with each other.
Sighing in annoyance, Lanette said "This is going to take a while."
Authors Note:
For those of you on fanfiction I'm sure you've been facing the many unwanted ads when you're reading a story. Well, yesterday, I finally had enough, and I got an adblocker app. It worked! No more ads on any level! The one I got is Adblock Pro: Safari Ad Blocker. It really works. Just follow the instruction video that it attached to it.
Heads up everyone there's someone on fanfiction you need to seriously watch out for. Early a couple of months ago after I woke up I was checking my email and I saw I had a new guest review on my A Dog's Purpose Is Strange Magic 2 sequel. I took a look at it and got a very big shock. Some random person I've never spoken to before on here or anywhere else in my life was basically threatening me. Intimidating and practically ordering me to write a threatening letter to someone on their behalf, telling to stay off of for life or else they and everyone else close to them would be killed, disgustingly telling them to kill themselves. And at the bottom of the message this crazy person wasn't done. Warning me that if I don't send the letter then they would kill me and for confirmation to email them to make absolutely sure I complied with their demands. Of course I did nothing of the sort. Instead of doing what they wanted I reported them to the website, sent copies of this deplorable guest review message to police officer cousins of mine so they could have it on file, and I went to a nearby police station and reported it.
When I spoke to the police officers and they checked everything on the message they saw, that while the address and names of business were accurate the people and their names were not. They agree it was more than likely a scam because of the email address on the bottom in order to perhaps get access to personal information or potentially hack my computer. Despite that I'm still very happy they took it seriously as I showed and told them everything. All the same I'm still very happy that I brought this to the attention of law enforcement. Even though the entire thing might be fake I'm still very happy to have brought this to the attention of those who can do something about it if it was legit in some way. This may have been a scam, but it's obvious these people are beyond irresponsible if they try to goad people into sending death threats to random strangers just to get access to info.
Be that as it may if this does unfortunately happen to you do not send any messages to the email addresses they put down and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND that you bring the message to the authorities immediately whether it is legit or not.
Because it's a guest review it might not be visible for a couple of days as it loads if it is sent to you. But when it does you should definitely pressing the report abuse button and send it to the email that leads to the support staff that is available.
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I hope you all like this one! I certainly did while writing it for your vast enjoyment! ;D
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Stay safe everyone. Especially with all of these crazy natural disasters occurring a lot lately due to global warming and climate change everywhere for sure. I swear it's like they're getting worse and worse all the time and it's like officials are simply just ignoring it or pretending it doesn't exist entirely just to go on with their daily lives. Especially those in multi-million dollar companies that rely on certain elements of our planet that we rely on to naturally keep us safe instead of adapting and finding new safer ways to keep in business. There are so many options out there where they can adapt, but they just refuse to see it because all they care about is money. Climate change is altering so much faster than anyone can really keep track of.
So, in light of all this, it is important to live life to the fullest as much as anyone can.
I know I am. ;) See you guys next time.