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And I appreciate your various points of views, but i have a pretty great idea on where i want this story to go, and everything I write is done for a for the name mistake in chapter One, it is fixed. Now enough Yapping,let's get on with the story in

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Its moving day.

I was so nervous about moving into this house. Even if it was a separate apartment, It was way too close to the hot dad. I was terrified of what could possibly happen. I had given him every chance not to hire me after I found out it was a live in position.

It was quiet after I made my announcement. I sat in my seat, squirming under the stares of the Cullens. I have no idea why I blurted it out like that. I should have pulled Mr Cul- Edward aside and explained to him about this.

After 5 whole minute, I was counting, I felt the need to say something. The uncomfortable tension building until, I almost couldn't breathe.

"So, I can see you're clearly shocked. I should probably explain." I saw Edward gulp before I finished. " I uh, well maybe we should talk alone about this?"

"NO! I mean, she is pretty mature, and she's just gonna pester me anyway, so you might as well go on."

I shut my eyes for a moment. God he was hot. This is gonna be harder than I thought. Ooh, damn, now i'm thinking about him being hard, against me, pushed up against the wall, him thrusting into me from behind. Damn, I need to get ahold of my hormones. I cleared my throat before beginning.

" Um, I was diagnosed with Nymphomania, when I was 20 years old. I have tried everything, Hypnosis, Therapy, Drugs, and nothing works. Don't get me wrong, I don't go around ripping off everyone's clothes as soon as I'm alone with someone, but it is something I struggle with daily."

There was silence again before I added, "I understand if you don't want me working for you anymore, but I want to let you know I would never put your kids in an uncomfortable or inappropriate position. And I would never put them in any harms way."

I went to gather my things, taking his silence for confirmation that he no longer wanted me as his nanny. But as I made it to the door, a hand stopped me.

"Please don't let her leave dad. She's the best one for the job."

And with that final plea, I got the job.

So with the help of my cousin, Emmett, his wife, Rosalie, my best friend, Alice, and her fiance, Jasper, we packed up my life in my apartment. It took us all day, but we finally got everything packed. Tomorrow, Emmett would help me bring everything I was taking to the apartment, and Alice was organizing and overseeing the selling of all my furniture. Emmett only wanted to help to scope out my new boss, and check out the game room I told him about.

Tonight was my last night. I had a lot of good times in this apartment. And a lot of good times here as well.

I remember this one time, I brought this guy home from the bar. That's when I discovered I was pretty flexible.

Another time, when I found out I didn't like wall sex, but I LOVED counter sex.

I could literally go on and on about my conquests here, but I knew I was starting a new adventure. Looking back was something I tried not to do.

So with that thought, I walked to my bedroom and crashed for my last night.

I woke with a start the next morning, and screamed as my head came in contact with my cousins big ass, hard ass head.

"What the FUCK Emmett! Why are you hovering over me, you big ass weirdo?"

"Bellie, do you have food," the big ass oaf asked me.

I honestly didn't have an answer. Partly because it was- jeesh- 5:30 in the damn morning, and partly because he was here last night so, who knows if he ate all- and by all, i mean the little bit of food i had in the first place- of it last night.

"Emmett, why the fuck would you come and wake me to ask if i had food when you could just walk into the fuking kitchen on your own."

He blinked at me and i swear to Gosh said to me," I didn't want to be rude."

"Get the fuck out of my room," I answered.

"Gosh Bells, you sure are obscene this morning."

"Emmett, will you get the fuck out of my room. Please," i corrected.

"Of course i will, that's all i needed," and with that he walked off in search of some possible food.

I know it sounds kind of mean the way i talk to him, but we were both only children and grew up together like siblings. Our moms were sisters, twins actually, and our fathers were cousins. I know weird family right?

Anyway, we have always been really close, slightly unbalanced, cousins. Rose thought it was weird when we first met and went to defend him during our first encounter. She called me a Surly Bitch, and Emmett and I burst into laughter. She looked so confused. In all fairness, I did come up to the table and make a scene in an expensive restaurant while they were having dinner and she had no idea who i was.

Now she loves me but it took some warming up on her part. She thought i was going to come between them for a long time, but after a while, she embraced our bond.

"Beeeelllllla, lets gooooo!"

And with that and a groan, we started our day.

12 Hours Later

"And that's the last of it."

"Thank God. I was going to suggest throwing anything left away."

I threw myself on the couch as my cousin, not surprisingly, headed for the kitchen.

Not that he is going to find anything. Idiot!

"You know you're not going to find anything idiot. I just moved in. I swear there's no way we are related."

"Knock. Knock. Wow that was so lame. Uh, hi Bella. I just wanted to see if you needed any help with anything," he uttered. "But it looks like you have everything done."

I stood slowly. God he was hot. "Uh, yeah. We just finished actually." I looked around at my newly unpacked apartment.

He Nodded looking around, also. "It looks good."

"Thank you." Weird ass silence ensue.

"Uh, so the kids are with my parents this weekend. I figure that would make the transition a little easier." Okay, am i moving closer to him, or him me?

"Um, yea. Thanks." Okay, i'm definitely moving my feet now. "So, is there anything you want to tell me while they are gone?"

"Ithinkyourfuckingbeautiful," he mumbled under his breathe.

I looked at him, confused as all Hell. Did he just say what i think he said? "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."

He lifted his hand to scratch his head nervously. "Um, Yea, no. I was just saying that my youngest is the fucking Devil. You should probably watch your back with her. She is going to try and get shit over on you. Don't let her. The rest of them are pretty easy."

I blinked for a couple of moment. That undeniably was not what he said, but I'll go with it.

Instead of calling him on it, i took another step closer, closing the remaining space between us. "Okay. I will keep an extra eye on her. Anything else," i asked coyly.

I felt his breath hitch. "Not that i can currently think of."

We were so close i could feel the heat from his body.

It was silent for a couple of moments before he shook his head and started for the door. "Well i won't keep you. If you're hungry, There is food in the big kitchen. And i will text you when i'm on my way home with the kids tomorrow. If you need anything let me know." And with that he walked out my new apartment.

"FOOOOOOOD!"

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OKAY. I LEAVE YOU THERE. SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR THE UPDATE. I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO MAKE A WRITING SCHEDULE BUT I DON'T THINK IT WILL HELP. REMEMBER, REVIEWS MAKE ME WRITE FASTER!