Get ready for an April Fools Mayhem Spree
In the early morning hours of 3:24 AM, Lincoln was asleep with his harem and he had an interesting dream: apparently, his dream took him to a future version of Acme Acres, but as he was flying, he saw the future versions of Buster Bunny and his friends, and they appear to be fighting their world's version of Sebastian, but he was infinite-times even more fucked-up, infinite-times even more insane, and infinite-times even more bloodthirsty and murderous than Sebastian before we finally got rid of the darkness and the curse in him, Universe 666 Sebastian, RD Sebastian, and the other versions of Sebastian. Lincoln woke up, but so did his harem and kids.
Lily the Mermaid: Linky, what is it?
Lincoln explained everything, and his Guardian Angels gasped.
Selene Arcangela: Oh, that is not good. We got to tell Buster and his friends about this, and they're gonna go bonkers.
Lincoln: I know, and we've got to tell everyone about this in the morning, they're gonna freak out about this.
Lily the Mermaid: That's for sure. Plus, I think those future versions of Buster and his friends may also be friends with Future J.D. from Neo Gotham.
Lincoln: That may be a possibility, Lily, we'll have to ask first thing in the morning.
Lincoln went back to sleep with his harem and kids. Then, morning came, and Lincoln and his harem and kids got up, brushed their teeth and showered, and got dressed, and we had a massive breakfast ready with steak, eggs, and bacon, and Lincoln was piling on the protein.
Nico: Whoa! Someone's really piling on the protein!
Me: He needs it as always.
Lincoln: You bet. Guys, there's something I need to tell you: last night, my dream took me to a future version of Acme Acres, but as I was flying, I saw the future versions of Buster Bunny and his friends, and they appear to be fighting their world's version of Sebastian, but he's infinite-times even more fucked-up, infinite-times even more insane, and infinite-times even more bloodthirsty and murderous than Sebastian before we finally got rid of the darkness and the curse that festered in him, Universe 666 Sebastian, RD Sebastian, and the other versions of Sebastian.
WE GASPED, AND WHEN BUSTER BUNNY AND THE OTHERS HEARD ABOUT IT, THEY FREAKED OUT AND TONS OF WILD TAKES GALORE!
Buster Bunny: Wait, what?! We have future versions of ourselves?! That's so awesome!
Babs Bunny: You got that right!
Suddenly, Future Me, Future Varie, Future Maria, Future William, Future Nico, Future May, Future Venom, and Future Elena arrived.
Future Me: Did I just hear right, you found my world's version of Buster Bunny and his friends in a dream?
Lincoln: That's right.
J.D. 2: And they're fighting your world's version of Sebastian Mendez.
Future Me: I knew he'd return one day, and just like you said, Lincoln, he's infinite-times even more fucked-up, infinite-times even more insane, and infinite-times even more bloodthirsty and murderous than Sebastian before we finally got rid of the darkness and the curse that festered in him, Universe 666 Sebastian, RD Sebastian, and the other versions of Sebastian.
Future Nico: And we got a photo of him to show you, but got to warn you: he is really hideous!
Future Me took out the picture of his world's version of Sebastian, and he looks just like Sebastian, but his eyes are bright red and the sclera of his eyes are dark red full of murderous insanity and full-blown fucked-up sadism, a mouth full of fangs and pale skin, black sharp nails on his fingertips, long black coat stained with blood on the coattails, white long-sleeved dress shirt, long black pants, black knee-high boots, wild long black hair, and the scariest thing ever: he had massive black demon wings with a wingspan of 1,050'0"!
Nico: HOLY SHIT! HE LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BAT OUT OF HELL!
Maria: Damn!
Qin: And Lincoln's right, this guy's also infinite-times even more fucked-up, infinite-times even more insane, and infinite-times even more bloodthirsty and murderous than Sebastian before we finally got rid of the darkness and the curse that festered in him, Universe 666 Sebastian, RD Sebastian, and the other versions of Sebastian.
Future Me: That's true, he was a truly despicable and truly evil man who has no remorse for the lives he'd taken. I need to get the rest of the future members of the team together, and once that's done, we're going to help the future versions of Buster Bunny and his friends.
Me: Good idea.
Future Varie: This is the last time we ever have to deal with that bloodthirsty lunatic from Hell.
Future Maria: I'm gonna kick his ass so hard, I'll send his skeleton flying out of his body!
Future Elena: He's getting such a painful lobotomy when we catch him.
Future William: I'll cut him into fucking ribbons and leave him as a bloody stain!
Future May: He's getting his teeth smashed out of his mouth and his eyes gouged out!
May: Jeez, you guys really despise him.
Future Me: You have no idea.
Eli: If that fucked-up lunatic thinks he's gonna get away with this, he's got another thing coming.
Lincoln: That's for sure, Eli. I'm not letting some crazy lunatic like him get away with this, he's going to die here and be erased from history forever.
Luna: I really thought we were done with all evil versions of Sebastian forever, but I guess we were wrong.
Nico: Dark Chase Young ruined Sebastian's life and turned him into a monster devoid of humanity and zero remorse.
Sebastian Mendez: That was because of the curse that I became like that, this one like my Universe 666 twin and my RD self and those other ones are just absolute pure monstrous evil.
Lincoln: Well, I'm gonna show him what happens that if he dares to murder many innocent people and not show any remorse at all, there's going to be severe consequences for his crimes, and in his case, it's going to end with him dying in a pool of blood. Alright, let's finish breakfast and head out to the park for a little relaxation.
Nico: Right.
We then finished our breakfast, and we set out to the park for a little rest and relaxation.
In the park relaxing was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Eowyn Rosato, Wingfeather, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Bugs Bunny, Sylvester, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Lola Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, Tweety and Speedy Gonzales as well as General Woundwort, Cluck, Droll Bird, Baron of The Fiend Sword, A Cat of Ill Omen, Paddywhack, Chainsaw Rabbit and Evil Danger Mouse and we were there for some relaxing.
Me: Ahh! Feels good to be back home.
Qin: You said it.
Camie: I agree.
Lana: That was so fun!
Camie: It sure was!
Nico: I agree there! Wow!
Bugs: Eh it sure was guys. Man that was really fun.
Nico: Bugs, I want to thank you, Woundwort, and your teams for coming.
Bugs: No problem doc. It's gonna be fun.
Foghorn Leghorn: It sure is, I say, It sure is gonna be fun son.
Nico: Foghorn, do certain animals try to eat you sometimes?
Foghorn Leghorn: Well yes, I say, yes they have son. Weasels and Henery Hawk have done so. But that's about it son.
Me: I will never forget those episodes. Always make me laugh.
Sakura Knudson: Me too! They always make me laugh.
Leeli: I agree there.
Eowyn Rosato Wingfeather: You got that right. Wow!
Me: Yep.
Nico: But I bet they fail every time
Foghorn Leghorn: They sure, I say, they sure have son.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Hey Nico do you see a cloud shaped like a pie?
Nico: Where?
SPLAT!
I splattered a pie in his face!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Me: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Nico laughed!
Nico: (LAUGHS) GOOD ONE!
Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) That was really funny!
Nico: It sure was and I forgot it was April Fools day.
I gave him a towel.
Luan: (LAUGHS) That was a good one J.D.
Me: Thanks Luan.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) He got you good!
Nico: He sure did!
Me: Yeah!
Qin: Yeah!
Qin laughed.
Laney: That was funny!
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Yep. Wow! Man what a battle! And what a race! We finished the Ridonculous Race.
Nico: Wow we sure did!
Me: We've seen the last of Dark Gale and Elise. But man I hated when me and Nico were poisoned by Fear Gas! That was horrible!
Nico: I wasn't scared in the slightest!
Me: Me neither! But I still got a tremendous headache! I felt like I got hit by Motormaster times 1,000!
Nico: But at least we know what happens when farts mix with Fear Gas.
Me: That was funny and crazy. What a volatile cocktail. But it was cool.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Yeah. But We had a lot of fun.
Camie: We sure did. And we got to see what some of the cities Ash and friends visited were like.
Lola: And the best part is that Ash and Serena are engaged!
Varie: They sure are!
Nico: Now to find out who's been protecting the City in our absence
Me: Yeah.
?: That was me.
We turned and we saw Christopher Smith A.K.A. Peacemaker!
Me: (GASP) Christopher Smith A.K.A. Peacemaker!
Peacemaker: That's right. I was looking out for the city while you guys were competing in the race.
With him was Adrian Chase aka Vigilante.
Eddy: (to the viewers) Let's call him Adrian Chase here. The Vigilante name was already taken by Greg Saunders.
Me: And Adrien Chase A.K.A. Vigilante!
Adrien Chase: That's right. An honor to meet you all.
Qin: So you both were watching over the city?
Me: We owe you guys big time for it. So you two are who Amanda Waller hired to look after the city for us.
Peacemaker: That's right.
Adrian Chase: Waller didn't want another Team Buktu incident so she had us protect the city while you guys were gone
Me: We greatly appreciate it big time Adrian.
Ace: Yeah! Oh right! I don't know what Team Buktu was like back then.
Me: Oh right. We promised we were gonna tell you what that was like back then.
Peacemaker: That can be the minute Albedo's former teammates show up.
Ace: Why not now?
Albedo: Because Lincoln might lost control of his emotions again.
Anna Anyanova: Don't worry, me and the Guardian Angels are here for Lincoln.
Me: And we made sure that Lincoln isn't like that anymore.
Lincoln: It's true guys. I'm okay.
Nico: That's good.
Albedo: That's a relief.
Nico: Well, to make a long story short, during the Ridonculous Race of 22, Team Buktu was formed to show us up as heroes.
Me: They are named after one of Ben's enemies. His name is Tim Buktu. Like the city of the Central African Republic, Timbuktu.
Ace: Oh I get it.
Me: Yep. And together with Albedo, Evil Sasuke, Obadiah Stane A.K.A. Iron Monger, former Total Drama Contestant Scott, and Jimmy Neutron's evil twin Evil Jimmy Neutron they were trying to show us up as Heroes.
Nico: Yep.
Ace: Oh man! They tried to make you guys fools and obsolete!
Me: Yep. So we planted Nico as a mole.
Nico: How they tried to make us look bad? They sent Elemental Darksides to certain locations to go on a rampage so they can swoop in themselves to "save the day"!
Lincoln: Yeah and I was poisoned by that Rebellion Chip in me by Audrey Madison.
Nico: Yeah.
Ace: Shit!
Neon: That is crazy!
Me: You got to admit, those Elemental Darksides were very well made.
Albedo: I actually had a change of heart due to enjoying being a hero
Me: Which was a very good act of contrition on his part.
Nico: Yes it was.
Fiona Hernandez: That is true.
Neon: Wow!
Lola: Yeah.
Albedo: I thought it was horrible they were doing all that.
Me: Those robots were something Mysterio would be proud of.
Nico: Yep.
Michinaga: They have the nerve to call themselves heroes?!
Me: Yeah no kidding!
Neon: Yeah!
Albedo: I can confirm that when Stane appears again, he's going into our prison. But Evil Sasuke and Scott can go to Hell.
Me: That is for sure.
Neon: Yeah!
Me: Blossom said that it reminded her of what happened when Major Man showed up and set everything up in his favor antried to hog all the glory.
Nico: Wow! That was very coincidental.
Lincoln: Wow that is incredible! Yeah. I agree there. Scott poisoned me with stress back then.
Nico: So yeah, we defeated Team Buktu. But J.D. still couldn't get over how his rant got interrupted. And as said before, Lincoln eventually lost control of his emotions.
Me: Yeah because we were still suffering from Dark Orb Contamination.
Lola: I hated that.
Me: Also I hate being interrupted like that.
Lincoln: I lost control because of that rebellion chip in me. I'm sorry guys.
Nico: Aw it's alright Lincoln.
Lincoln: But I'm over it now.
Peacemaker: So now, you guys know
Ace: That was crazy! I'm sorry you guys had to go through all that.
Me: That was two years ago this month.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Ever since then Amanda Waller was working on sort of a Neighborhood Watch Program where Superheroes and groups that haven't joined up with us yet would watch the city for us while we compete in the Ridonculous Race.
Nico: That's a good way to put it.
Ace: Wow!
Keiwa: We'll have to explain it to Gira and the others when the time comes
Lana: Itachi might have told them about it but yeah.
Nico: Yeah.
Peacekeeper: But I'm just glad I could help out.
Me: We greatly owe you guys big time Chris and Adrien.
Peacekeeper: We're glad to help.
Adrien Chase: Same here.
Maria: The City's just how we left it
Me: It sure is.
Maria: Want some burgers?
Me: Sure!
Maria went and got some for us.
She came back with a lot of them.
Me: Thanks Maria.
I took a bite and then I heard a squeak and I reached into my mouth and pulled out a MOUSE!
Me: (SCREAMS) EW!
Maria: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!) APRIL FOOLS! It's made of rubber J.D.
Maria put a rubber mouse in my burger!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Nico: Is the rest of burger rubber?!
Maria: (LAUGHS) No just the mouse.
Me: That was funny though! Good one Maria! You got me.
Nico: That was a nice one!
Lincoln: YEAH!
Eli: YEAH!
Carol: That was funny!
Carol drank a drink and then her stomach grumbled!
Carol: UH OH!
SHE RAN TO THE REST ROOM!
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
Eli: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! I spiked her drink with laxatives!
Carol: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ELI!
Nico: It sure was!
Eli: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Me: That was funny! Nice one bro!
Neon: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Neon took a bite of her burger and then...
Neon: (SCREAMS IN PAIN!)
A MASSIVE JET OF FIRE EXPLODED OUT OF HER MOUTH!
Luan: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! I put some of J.D.'s hot sauce on her burger!
WE LAUGHED!
Maria gave her water and steam came out.
Neon: (LAUGHS) That was funny! But man that was spicy!
Ace: That is cool you make hot sauces J.D.
Me: Yeah it's good and fun.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) She got you good Neon!
Neon: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: And there's more to come!
May: Yeah!
Varie: Want some gum May?
May: Sure!
She took a stick and chewed it and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
SHE SCREAMED AS HER HEAD EXPLODED!
Varie: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! Exploding Chewing Gum.
May: (Regrows her head) That was funny!
Peacemaker: (laughs) Just like Waller used to do things!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Nico: Yeah. That was some of the pranks we bought at the prank store Luan works at.
Lily: Yep. Hey Leni want some Peanut Brittle?
Leni: Sure.
She opened it and then...
BOING!
Multiple springs bounced out of it!
Leni: OH DARN IT NOT AGAIN!
Lily: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Leni laughed!
Nico: Never gets old!
Me: Yeah!
Carol came back.
Carol: Ahh! Whew! That's better.
But then she sat down and then...
LOUD LONG NASTY SUPER HORRIBLE FART!
Eddy: (LAUGHS)
Carol pulled out a Whoopee Cushion!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Nco: Whoopie cushion!
Me: (LAUGHS) With all the farting we were doing that was really funny!
Applejack: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Me: Always a classic.
Nico: Yep.
Nico then was drinking milk.
Me: Hey Nico, Why did the cheddar cheese decide to go to the gym? To get shredded!
RIMSHOT!
NICO THEN SQUIRTED MILK OUT OF HIS NOSE ALL OVER RAINBOW DASH!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Nico: That was funny!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Nice one J.D.
Me: Thanks!
We were laughing hysterically!
Me: (LAUGHS) Love good jokes.
Nico: More to come later!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah. You know Nico I think the mascots should have a comedy competition against me and the Dummystein Magisword.
Nico: Good idea!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Luan: Hey you guys can perform at the Chortle Portal for that.
Me: Good idea! I like it.
Maria: I don't know when that will be.
Me: We'll think of something
Neon: The Dummystein Magisword tells jokes?
Me: Oh HILARIOUS Jokes! Watch.
I spun my bracelet.
DUMMYSTEIN MAGISWORD!
Me: Showtime!
It took Ace's voice.
Me: Sorry Ace.
Dummystein Magisword: (In Ace's Voice) What's a Vegetables favorite martial art?
Me: I don't know. What's a Vegetables favorite martial art?
Dummystein: Carrotee!
RIMSHOT!
EVERYONE LAUGHED!
Ace wrote something.
Ace: That's funny!
Me: Yeah!
Dummystein: How do you make Gold Soup?
Me: I don't know. How do you make Gold Soup?
Dummystein: Put 24 Carrots in it!
RIMSHOT!
WE LAUGHED MORE!
Neon: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!
Rarity: (LAUGHS) That is a good one!
Keiwa: I haven't had this much fun in a long time!
Me: (LAUGHS) I know!
I returned Ace's voice to him.
I put Dummystein away.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Me: Always love a bunch of good laughs.
Neon: (LAUGHS) That was awesome and funny though!
Nico: It sure was!
Sakura Knudson: I love good jokes.
Me: Whew! Glad I got that out of my system.
Lincoln: Me too. Now, that was a good rest and relaxation, now onto this next part. Okay, guys, we're in for a really funny battle, we're here in Gotham Royal York Park, but here's the news: it appears a clone of the 2,000,000 Year Old Caveman has been sighted.
WE GASPED!
Me: What the?!
Nico: Oh crap.
The rest of the team was with us.
Gohan: Looks like you missed one of them last year.
Lincoln: Actually, we hadn't faced him last year because Alecto Slytherin didn't have enough time to create him before we went after him at Himuro Mansion. But, I think you're right, Gohan. If a clone of The 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman's here, then, this means...!
Nico: (GROWLS) That bastard descendant and worshipper of Salazar Slytherin's back from The Black Gates! Damn him!
Me: Well, he's just crossed the line for the final time. He's gonna regret it with his life.
Maria: We'll deal with him on a later date, right now, we better stop the clone of that caveman so that Lincoln can absorb him.
Lincoln: Right, and we've also got some weapons ready for when we go after Sergio in Inkopolis.
Eli: That stupid bird's gonna get it big time.
Suddenly, Lincoln had a premonition as the gold versions of The Trinity Mirror behind his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings behind his head fired beams of light and they formed into a one-way mirror: it appears Sergio's sent out a gang of thugs to try and attack us.
Lincoln: Sergio, you little...!
Me: What's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: It's not good, Sergio's sent out a gang of thugs to try and attack us.
WE GASPED!
Nico: That repulsive rat with wings! He and the gang he hired are going to pay for this!
Lincoln: I'll get the next torture ready for that rat with wings: I'm gonna dump a massive vat of boiling hot soy sauce down his throat.
Lincoln summoned a vat full to the brim of boiling hot soy sauce.
Me: Oh man!
Nico: Ooh, that's gonna burn his throat and stomach big time. This is gonna be so hilarious.
Ed Cowart: Honestly, Sergio's going way too far with this.
Lori: I literally thought he'd learn his lesson, but I knew this won't be the last time he does something like this.
Lincoln: Well, he's gonna regret this after we take care of this prehistoric menace.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings and the gold version of the Trinity Mirror behind his large gold halo fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Hawk and Hank dressed only in shorts and shirtless and they're hiding out somewhere, and they'd fully regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper and lower body strength, massive levels of virility, and massive levels of testosterone, but they were even more larger in muscle mass than ever. Then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Hawk and Hank were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of Hawk and Hank, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Hawk and Hank. Then, the tentacles began sucking Hawk and Hank dry of their massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass and height.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength of Hawk and Hank began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips and four larger white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the buttfaces from Hazeltucky and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Hawk and Hank were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Hawk and Hank: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more ripped thanks to Lincoln's curse.
Me: Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on those buttfaces is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my massive muscles) But, wait, I felt that it's even more potent and more stronger than ever! Lincoln, what did you...?
Lincoln: I increased the strength and potency of my Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse on those two yesterday. (Flexes his massive muscles) And this curse will be on them until we finally kill them. (Sensed for the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone) AHA! Gotcha, I just spotted the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, he's 20 yards away, and it looks like he's clobbering people with his club and really trashing the place. (Sensed Sergio's thugs and Octolings) And I just spotted Sergio's thugs. Wait, and I also spotted Octolings.
Nico: Octolings have also been...?! Sergio, you two-faced freak of nature, you didn't...!
Lightning Dust heard a Pokemon cry
Lightning Dust: Hey guys look!
We saw a Ponyta and Lopunny!
Me: Cool! Ponyta and Lopunny!
Ponyta: Yeah we're lost.
Lghtning Dust: Well you don't have to worry.
Se touched her mane and then her hand bursted into flames!
Lightning Dust: EEEEEEEYOUCH!
Maria drenched her hand in water.
Me: Whoa! That's what happens with Ponyta. It will burn those that it doesn't trust
Qin: YIKES!
Me: Take it from me. I know the feeling.
Ash: Me too.
Me: Yeah.
Lightning Dust: It's ok. You can trust me.
Me: Lightning Dust won't hurt you.
She gave it apples.
Ponyta: Thank you.
She ate them.
Me: I raised my Rapidash when it was a Ponyta.
Nico: Wow!
Bugs: And looks like you could use some carrots?
Bugs gave Lopunny some carrots.
Lopunny: My favorite!
She ate them.
Lightning Dust got on Ponyta.
Lightning Dust: Wow!
Ponyta: Wow this is gonna be fun.
Me: It sure is.
Lightning Dust: I hope I'm not too heavy.
Ponyta: Not at all.
Me: Cool. This is usually the part where one of Dark Gale's gene-slammers show up.
Nico: You know we already destroyed Elise yesterday, right?
Me: Yes I do. But I can't help but shake this feeling that more gene-slammers are out there.
Qin: Yeah me too.
Lola: I got that feeling too.
Me: Dark Gale may be gone, but their mess still needs to be cleaned up like we're doing with Team Rocket.
Nico: In that case, one should be appearing right now.
We heard a winnie and then out came a Rapidash!
Me: WHOA! A Rapidash!
Lola: Cool!
Nico: What's that doing here?
Me: I guess Legendary Pokemon aren't the only ones Dark Gale used.
Ponyta: What a coincidence!
Lightning Dust: I agree!
Laura (Pokemon): Wow! Lets see if we know this one.
She used Telepathy and gasped!
Laura: That's Megan Rockell!
Maria, Liam and Carmen gasped!
Maria: My sister Megan!?
Carmen: Megan!? Lightning Star! Wow!
Me: She must've gotten hit by the Quantum Vapor as well! Lets go!
Maria, Liam, Laura and Carmen and me went to face her!
Laura: Megan! It's me Laura!
Maria: Megan it's me Maria!
Carmen: And Carmen!
All she did was charge at them And fire fireballs at us. We absorbed them.
Me: WHOA! Looks like we got to calm her down.
I fired waves of fire and lightning, Maria and Carmen fired waves of fire and water. Liam and Laura fired lightning and fire blasts.
The blasts hit her and knocked her down.
Me: That did it!
I snapped my fingers and she reverted back and was a girl with orange and red hair made of pure fire, had red eyes and had Rapidash in the middle of her forehead and had fire angel wings.
We wrapped her in a blanket and brought her over.
Me: Wow she has hair made of pure fire.
Nico: Hot.
Carmen: The Quantum Vapor gave her lightning powers and also turned her hair into pure fire.
Nico: Wow!
She woke up to see Horsea staring at her
Megan Rockell: Huh? A Horsea?
Horsea: Hello there
Maria: Sis are you alright?
Megan Rockell: (GASP) Maria! Carmen! Liam and Laura!
She hugged them.
Megan Rockell: Thank goodness you're all here.
Me: You were turned into a Rapidash by Dark Gale. We just found out that legendary pokemon weren't the only ones they had.
Megan Rockell: Oh man! I remember!
FLASHBACK
She was in an orange suit and was injected and then she bursted into intense fire and turned into Rapidash and neighed and busted out.
FLASHBACK ENDS.
Megan Rockell: That was awful.
Me: Well you don't have to worry about Dark Gale anymore. We destroyed them all. Everyone except 2 of them during the Ridonculous Race.
Nico: Yeah.
Maria: Yeah it's true.
Megan Rockell: Good riddance. Maria you are cured? You're not Aquamaria anymore.
Maria: I was cured after being blessed by the water stallion of Tefnut. She gave me my humanity back. I still have my water powers but I am better than ever.
Megan Rockell: Amazing!
Maria: I know. And you met Horsea too. She's my mascot.
Horsea: Awesome to meet you Megan.
Megan Rockell: You too.
Me: What were you doing when you were exposed to the Quantum Vapor?
Megan Rockell: Quantum Vapor? Is that what that purple cloud was that covered me?
Me: That's right. It's an experimental Biohazardous Mutagenic Compound. It mutated you and gave you superpowers.
Megan Rockell: So that's where I got my powers. Wow!
Carmen: You aren't the only one.
She formed a fireball.
Megan Rockell: Wow!
Me: Yeah.
Megan Rockell: I was just sitting in the park when it happened. I heard this loud bang and then suddenly this purple cloud rolled in from out of nowhere and covered me. Next thing I knew I got lightning powers and my hair was pure fire! I tried to put it out but it was too powerful.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Your role in Sonya's team?
Megan Rockell: I am the Volcano Storm Master and I use lightning and fire and fireballs to destroy our enemies. Outside the team I go to school still.
Me: Wow!
Horsea hopped on Megan's head.
Maria: Horsea likes you Megan.
Horsea: Yeah I sure do.
Me: Yep.
Rarity: Lets get you some clothes darling.
The Fashion Brigade gave her new orange and red clothes and she looked awesome.
Megan Rockell: Wow! I look awesome! Thanks.
Leni: You're totes welcome.
Megan saw Maria and Carmen's rings.
Megan Rockell: (GASP) You guys are married? Wow!
Carmen: We sure are.
Carmen hugged Liam.
Maria hugged William.
Liam: We got hitched last year.
William: It was awesome.
Megan Rockell: Horsea, you know my head's on fire, right?
Horsea: I'm a water Pokemon. Fire has no effect on me.
Megan Rockell: Oh.
Carol: But it's good you're okay Megan.
Megan Rockell: Carol! Good to see you.
Carol: Same here.
Horsea: Now, to the other business!
Me: To find our little prehistoric friend.
We then took off into the air to confront and take down the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone so that Lincoln can absorb him and get rid of Sergio's hired thugs along with the Octolings.
We were flying in the air, and we saw our target: the clone of the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman, and he was indeed beating people on the head with his club and wrecking the buildings.
Lincoln: Oh boy. There he is, now he's really going to get hurt.
Lincoln fired waves of energy and elements from his massive white angel wings and eleven sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings and they hit the clone of the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman, and he bellowed with rage as we landed.
Suddenly, he tried to hit Lincoln on the head with his club, but he dodged it and he landed a really mean and nasty punch to the caveman's stomach and sent him flying into a tree.
Lincoln: Hah, nice try. I saw that coming from a mile away.
Me: Same here, but that was one strong and nasty punch you landed on him, Lincoln.
Anna Anyanova: Those workouts he'd been doing for the past seven years and onwards has increased his already massive physical superhuman strength to infinite levels and given him the body so many bodybuilders sought to achieve, and thanks to Kiara getting him into bodybuilding, he'd also found many other ways to push himself past his physical limits.
Lori: We were proud of him for doing so, but Lynn got super pissed off at him, her jealousy wound up causing her to try and ruin him, but Lincoln always beat her by outsmarting her, and since Lynn was stupid and relied on brute force, Lincoln used his brain to beat her.
Luna: But, he also didn't hesitate to use brute force on that meathead and he tied her up in a pretzel knot and threw her right back in her cage.
Lana: Lynn made a huge mistake trying to hurt Lincoln, and that led him to push himself further and go past his limits, and Dark Chase Young's going to pay for what he'd done.
Nico: That's for sure.
Suddenly, Lincoln's long wild upper-back length rainbow hair turned neon red and he fired a powerful blast of fire from his mouth and burned the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone badly, and his hair changed back.
Nicole: Oh man, that was Fury Bowser's power! And we know how brutal he was when we faced him last year.
Me: Without a doubt.
Nico: Man, that's got to hurt!
But, we also saw that Sebastian also got burned horribly by Lincoln's fire breath, and we saw that he had The Mark of The Evil Eye burned on his forehead.
Eli: (GASPS) W-what is that?!
Vince: Oh crap, that's The Evil Eye, this was meant for those who committed murder with insanity, malice, evil, and cruelty in their hearts, Sebastian committed murder due to insanity, evil, malice, and cruelty thanks to the curse nine years ago after he finally gave into the curse after struggling for so long.
Nico: Oh damn, that is really bad, any afflicted with the Evil Eye due to their crimes in life will haunt them forever. Selene, is there a way you can end that curse thanks to that library of spellbooks about the holy magic arts that you all and Lincoln had gotten from God?
Selene Arcangela: I'm afraid that curse is something that's not easily removed even with the powers of holy magic and prayer. Nine years ago when Sebastian descended into darkness and madness, his atrocious actions and dark desire to destroy mankind and all life on Earth and the universes beyond had reached Heaven, and someone out of spite and anger cursed Sebastian with this dangerous and brutal curse as all his atrocious actions and madness would hit him with full force hitting him with the same pain he afflicted on others.
WE GASPED!
Me: A Biblical Curse, that's not so easily removed. It's like the Mark of Cain, whom he got from God after killing his brother Abel.
Lincoln: Don't be so sure, J.D., my training in magic and the holy arts has also given me the ability to remove a Biblical Curse.
Selene Arcangela: But, it's only for those wrongfully afflicted by it, Lincoln, not those who'd given into madness and evil.
Me: Dang it.
Nico: We'll find a way to remove it. (Sensed Sergio's thugs and Octolings) Uh oh, we got some uninvited guests courtesy of that stupid party animal.
Suddenly, Lincoln fired massive waves of light that forced out Sergio's hired thugs and Octolings and they were screaming because they got blinded, and Lincoln made a one-way viewing window for Sergio to see.
Nico: Nice one, Lincoln, that forced out Sergio's thugs and the Octolings.
Cage Blunt: Now, all that's left is to get rid of them.
Travis Tackett: And piss that stupid parrot off big time.
Then, Lincoln grabbed one of the thugs by the neck with his left hand and he hoisted him up to make him look him in the eyes.
Lincoln: The Octolings is a clear sign that DJ Octavio's back, and I've got a bad feeling Sergio was behind it. (Smirks) Well, it matters not in the slightest, it means I'm going to get rid of you piles of shit once more.
I went at the caveman and he roared and swung his club at me. I ducked and leg swept him and kicked him.
Ponyta charged at him and blasted him with fire. Lightning Dust fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him.
I threw an anchor and it smashed him on his foot.
BLANG!
2,000,000 Year Old Caveman: (SCREAMS AND ROARS IN PAIN!)
Then, he tossed the bastard into his friends and they got knocked down, but as soon as they got back up, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's stingers and he stabbed them into the chests of the thugs and he proceeded to absorb them and he grew stronger and assimilated their massive physical strength, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and nine sets of larger white angel wings with orange and aurora tips on the large white feathers underneath his massive white angel wings spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting large gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
Lincoln: (GROWLS)
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of the thugs except for their clothes and he drained their souls and sent them to The Black Abyss and he blasted the Octolings down with ink bombs and they were sent away forever, and when Sergio saw it through the one-way viewing window Lincoln made, he screeched in anger at us.
Sergio: This ain't over, losers!
Even though it was a one-way viewing window Lincoln made, we saw Sergio mouth the words, "This ain't over, losers!" Then, Nico and I gave that stupid bird both middle fingers and made all kinds of faces at him, and it really pissed Sergio off big time as the window closed.
Nico: Yeah, up yours, you walking feather duster!
Me: You deserved it, you stupid party animal.
Lincoln: (Smirks) And it's about to get a lot worse for you, Sergio.
Then, Lincoln's gold version of The Trinity Mirror and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a one-way viewing window for us and as he snapped his fingers, he made a huge funnel appear and it was inside Sergio's mouth.
Then, the vat full to the brim of boiling hot soy sauce appeared, and using his telekinesis, Lincoln lifted the vat full of liver and onions and poured the contents into the funnel and they made their way down into Sergio's stomach. Then, the funnel vanished, and we saw Sergio's face turn red, and finally...!
SERGIO BEGAN SCREAMING IN ABSOLUTE PAIN AND HE WAS FARTING FIRE FROM HIS BUTT AND HE WAS BELCHING OUT FIRE OUT OF HIS BIG FAT BEAK AND IT EVEN BURNED SOME OCTOLINGS IN INKOPOLIS! CRAZY!
Luna: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH MAN, FIRE BELCHES AND FIRE FARTS! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME YOU STUFFED HIM FULL OF HOT PEPPERS AND HOT SAUCE, DUDE!
When it was all done, Sergio was sitting in the corner and he had smoke coming out of his big fat beak and butt and we were on our butts laughing like hyenas!
Me and Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) THIS IS WAY MORE HILARIOUS THAN WHEN YOU STUFFED HIS BIG FAT BEAK WITH HOT PEPPERS AND HOT SAUCE, LINCOLN! OH MAN, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US BUST A GUT!
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) Serves you right, you stupid bird!
Me: YEAH!
Qin: Take that!
Megan fired waves of fire from her hair and burned the Caveman Clone!
Batman got out his Gashat.
Batman: Lets see how you like this.
He activated it.
Sly Cooper: Lets make this fun guys.
Batman and Sly Cooper: NIGHT THIEF BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over the place.
Me: Here's something that would be fitting too. I just remembered that this caveman reminds me of Spear.
Nico: He sure does look like Spear.
Spear: Spear no look like him.
Me: Sorry. But yeah. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: RAMPAGE OF THE ZOMBIE ARGENTINOSAURUS!
I fired waves of darkness and it formed into the Infected Argentinosaurus and bashed and mauled him all over.
Lola: YEAH!
Aylene Carter: Thank goodness I didn't see that with the fear gas.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Lucy Loud got out her Gashat
Lucy Loud: Megan you should have seen what we did to destroy Dark Gale. It was awesome.
Megan Rockell: Wow I can tell you guys went through a lot.
Lucy Loud: We sure did.
She activated it.
Bentley: I have some good news for you all.
Penelope and Bentley blushed and showed rings themselves!
Me: WHOA! You're engaged!
We cheered for them.
Me: WOW!
Sly Cooper: I always knew you two were made for each other.
Brittney: Same here!
Lucy and Bentley: SMARTS OF DARKNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the caveman all over.
Me: Wow we're going to have a bunch of awesome weddings coming up.
Nico: We sure are!
Lola: But we're happy for you guys!
Bentley: Thanks!
Megan Rockell: Who were the members of Dark Gale?
Me: Well there was Elise Elexton. She was the leader and she was an old enemy from my past. Also we had Hro who was from Thanagar, Adwaita, Trogarr, Cyrus, Murmukusmon, Hazel Rainart, Michelle & Michael Malloy, Jude Heartfilia, Pablo & Anderson, Tyrian Callows, Jock Jockerson and Jonathan Crane A.K.A. Scarecrow.
Megan Rockell: WHOA! You guys battled them?
Me: I know. Shocking huh? Those were all some of our most dangerous enemies that we faced years ago.
Megan Rockell: My god!
Qin: Yep.
Skyla got out her Gashat
Skyla: At least we destroyed Dark Gale.
She activated it.
Murray: THE MURRAY is ready to smash some skulls!
Skyla and Murray: SMASHING BASH PUNCH!
They punched and smashed the Caveman and knocked him into a tree!
Zak got out his Gashat
Zak: Time for some fun power.
He activated it.
Guru: (Speaking in Aboriginal Language)
Me: He said that he is excited for the weddings for his friends.
Guru nodded.
Zak and Guru: MAGIC OF AUSTRALIA BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Caveman all over.
Chris got out his Gashat
Chris: Time for some Captain America power!
He activated it!
Penelope: Lets make this fun and awesome!
Chris and Penelope: RC CHOPPER AMERICA BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Caveman from above all over.
Me: WOW! I forgot that Penelope is very talented with RC Vehicles.
Poromon: Good times with those!
Chris: Lets add some ancestral power too.
Sir Galleth Cooper: (British Accent) Time to take the fight to the enemy!
Chris and Sir Galleth: KNIGHT STRIKER FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Caveman all over the place.
Becky got out her Gashat
Becky: Lets make this a good one.
She activaed it.
Panda King: For the honor of China!
Becky and Panda King: FIREWORKS PLANT STORM!
They fired waves of leaves and flames and fireworks and blasted the Caveman all over the place.
Me: Take that!
Sakura Haruno got out her Gashat
Sakura Haruno: Lets make this fun!
She activated it.
Dimitri: Lets make this a fun one baby!
Sakura Haruno and Dimitri Lousteau: EARTHSMASHING CASINO BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and earth and smashed the caveman all over.
Nikiya got out her Gashat.
Nikiya: This is turning into an awesome battle.
She activated it.
Anatasia Clockwerk: Thank goodness my So-Called father is not here for this.
Nikiya and Anastasia: OWL DARKNESS BURST STORM!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the caveman all over.
Ingrid got out her Gashat.
Ingrid: Lets bring the dark.
She activated it.
Contessa: Lets show him spider power.
Ingrid and Contessa: SPIDER DARK BLAST!
They fired waves of darkness and blasted the Caveman.
Shannon got out her Gashat
Shannon: Time for some ancestral witchcraft!
She activated it.
Henriette One Eye Cooper: Lets make this fun!
Shannon and Henriette One Eye Cooper: ANCESTRAL MAGIC BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and magic and blasted the caveman all over.
Megan Rockell: Like old times guys?
Maria: Lets do it!
Liam: YEEHAW! Lets do it!
Laura (Pokemon): YEEHAW! YEAH!
Carmen: YEAH! LEts do it!
Maria, Laura, Carmen, Megan and Liam: FIRESTORM STAMPEDE STORM!
They fired waves of fire and energy and blasted the caveman all over.
Horsea squirted ink and blinded him.
Me: Time to finish this.
Red Savarin unholstered his massive Red Savarin's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Caninu Hunter-Akita Inu-Mutt-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Red Savarin: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I was quite shocked to find out that you're one of the clones that didn't get absorbed by Lincoln.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo had his Skippy the Bush Kangaroo's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Gauntlets and Greaves of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice ready and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Kangaroo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Australian Accent) But, we're not going to let you get away with your rampage.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo went after the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone and he fired extremely powerful blasts of red and yellow, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, kangaroos, phoenixes, and angels at the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, he punched him hard with his gauntlets and kicked him with his greaves and he got hit hard.
Robin Hood unholstered his massive Robin Hood's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Sherwood Forest Outlaw-Fox-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Hope.
Robin Hood: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's high time we gave you a taste of your own prehistoric medicine.
Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Fairy-Dragon-Nymph-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Rayman: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You better be ready because you're getting more than a few lumps on your head!
Lincoln: Let's get him, boys!
Lincoln, Red Savarin, Robin Hood, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, and Rayman went after the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, green, purple and red, red and yellow, red, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, elemental forces, mythological animals, and mythical beasts, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they slashed and punched at him with their massive greatswords and gauntlets and greaves leaving bleeding scars on him.
Roxy Drake: Whoa, that was brutal. Alright, boys, get him.
Caleb Maxwell readies his massive Caleb Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Archangel-Demon-Vampire-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I think it's time we really clobbered you hard before we let Lincoln absorb you.
Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You better not even think about trying to hit us with that club of yours or you're gonna get a really nasty lump on your head.
Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And Alecto Slytherin made a big mistake coming after us by creating you.
Gabriel Maxwell had his massive Gabriel Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Scythe of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Archangel-Snake-Demon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Death.
Gabriel Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, it's about to cost you.
James Blunt unholstered his massive James Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice.
James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your time here is done, now fade back into darkness where you belong.
Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, Gabriel Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, and James Blunt went after the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone and Caleb Maxwell fired bullets at him, and Chris and the other Watchers appeared and started firing at him as well, and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Allie Maxwell, James Blunt, Gabriel Maxwell, and Travis Tackett fired blasts of Divine Darkness, Infernal Darkness, and dark energy and they hit the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone.
Allie Maxwell readies her Allie Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Allie Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) Eat silver bullets, you prehistoric menace!
Allie Maxwell fired bullets at the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, but he bashed them into flat disks with his club, and he roared in anger at us and beat his chest.
Lincoln: So, that's how you want to play it, eh? (Smirks) Alright then, if you want to settle this the old fashioned way with brute force, who am I to refuse. (CRACKS KNUCKLES AND NECK)
J.D. 3: (Through my crest) Uh oh, I think I know what's about to happen: an Alpha Male beast like Lincoln has the ability to increase his own adrenaline levels in the case of another strong opponent like the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, and it results in a match of strength and muscle: in other words...!
Me: Brute Force VS. Brute Force, it's gonna end differently with Lincoln since he has Scottish blood in his veins and he'd undergone so many intense grueling workouts for the past seven years to build his body and muscles along with his diet, genes, and hyperpuberty, he grew into the man that we know today.
Nico: This should be good.
Lincoln and the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone face each other, and then, the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone charged at Lincoln, but he got him good by grappling the prehistoric brute's arms and body-slammed him into the ground. That made the prehistoric brute angry and he charged at Lincoln once more, but Lincoln used another technique and grabbed the prehistoric brute and lifted him up into the air and spun him around like crazy and he punched the prehistoric brute hard in the stomach and sent him flying into another tree.
Eli: Incredible!
Liam: Hoowee, I knew Lincoln had been getting stronger and larger in muscle mass, but now, I think he's even stronger and even more muscular than some of the strongest animals in the field.
Eman Reynolds: Seven years of working out combined with good diet, really massive appetite, genes, Scottish blood in his veins giving him superhuman strength and courage, good looks, charisma, and hyperpuberty, and you've got yourself a true Alpha Male Loud.
Nico: If he ever got into a wrestling match, he'd easily win.
Rusty: Too bad we didn't have a wrestling class back in school, I would've wanted to see him wipe the smirk off Chandler's face.
Me: That'd be something I'd pay big bucks to see.
Then, Lincoln continued using many wrestling moves, punches, and kicks on the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, and he easily won against him. Then, Lincoln lifted the prehistoric brute up into the air with both hands and he let out a loud roar of victory and he body-slammed the prehistoric brute back onto the ground, and he beat his chest like a gorilla and let out a massive loud primal roar in pure dominance and victory over his opponent.
WE WERE ABSOLUTELY STUNNED!
Me and Nico: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! INCREDIBLE!
The Loud Siblings and Parents: UNBELIEVABLE!
Clyde: Oh boy, this is why we never ever anger Lincoln, not unless you want to be ground into dog food.
Zach: We'd seen it for ourselves, and combined with getting turned into a Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid and a powerful Alpha Male at that, and if you piss him off, you better make peace with God before he kills you.
Rusty: But, that's only for the thugs and criminals his sisters hired, and that never ends well for them in the past.
Liam: Especially them musclebound brutes, Lincoln sucks out their muscle mass and strength and he makes them his own and even absorbs them as well using his Cell stingers when he morphs the tips of his eleven wolf tails.
Robin Hood: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Let's take care of this guy once and for all.
Rayman: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Let's end this.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice Hope.
And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Saiyan-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope and the rest of us unholstered our weapons and transformed, and we stood ready to take down the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, so Lincoln can absorb him.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused enough trouble to us for the last time, you prehistoric menace.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alecto Slytherin went way too far creating you just to piss us off big time.
Me: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, rest assured, he'll get his just desserts when we do go after him in the near future.
Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Archangel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight-Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Bravery.
Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) It's all over for you, now disappear forever.
Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Death Harbinger Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're not getting out of this alive, you menace. We're ending you here and now!
Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And after that, we've got a certain party animal to punish.
Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Sergio, your time's up when we come after you.
James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alright, that's enough talk, now it's time for some action.
Lincoln, Red Savarin, Robin Hood, Rayman, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Crash Bandicoot, Caleb Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, Gabriel Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, James Blunt, Nico, and I and all of us went after the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, orange, red, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, aura energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Sylphs, Animals, and Mythological Animals at the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked hi, with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving bleeding scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well same with Nico, and we did the same by firing colored, white, golden yellow, and blue energy slashes from our gold-plated claws and greatswords, and Lincoln, Red Savarin, Robin Hood, Rayman, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Crash Bandicoot, Nico, and I and all of us attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our massive superhuman strength, and it was making the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone even madder than ever.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and eleven other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings spread out even more and my massive rainbow angel wings and eleven sets of large rainbow angel wings under my massive rainbow angel wings spread out even more as two gold intricate halos made of gold light appeared above our head along with three sets of gold chains around the gold light halos and formed into a purifying field that hit the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, and we found ourselves in Heaven.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is it, the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, this is where we end your rampage here and now.
Then, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and nine other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings fired chains of gold energy that bound the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone.
Me: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) After everything you've done, you deserve to pay for your crimes.
Then, Lincoln, Nico, and I charged and smashed our rainbow energy infused left fists into the stomach of the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone, and a cluster of rainbow, white and blue heavenly flames exploded out behind him, then, Lincoln formed a very massive glowing rainbow energy blade surrounding the 9'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade of his massive greatsword, Nico formed a very massive glowing rainbow energy blade surrounding the 9'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade of his massive greatsword, and I formed a very massive glowing rainbow energy blade surrounding the 9'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade of my massive greatsword.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is where your life ends here.
Lincoln, Nico, and I attacked him with two powerful energy slashes, and then...!
Lincoln, Nico, and Me: NOW, DIE AND GO TO HELL!
Lincoln, Nico, and I did one final powerful energy slash that hit the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone hard, and then, a massive explosion erupted as the gold chains exploded into pieces, and Lincoln, Nico, and I landed and the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone was on his last legs and he was really really mangled.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's stingers and he stabbed them into the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone's chest and he began absorbing him and he grew stronger and assimilated his massive superhuman strength, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and eleven sets of large white angel wings with orange and aurora tips on the large white feathers underneath his massive white angel wings spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting large gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (GROWLS)
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of the 2,000,000 Year-Old Caveman clone except for his loincloth and he drained his soul of energy and sent him to The Black Abyss.
Lynn: AND HE'S OUT!
We cheered as we holstered our weapons and we powered down.
Nico: That'll teach that bastard, Alecto Slytherin, not to pull that stunt on us again.
Me: You said it, and that was some impressive display of brute strength you did, Lincoln.
Eli: Big bro's right, it's like you were in full-blown wrestler mode and Full Beast Mode.
Lincoln: You know I always get serious when it comes to a fight, especially when it comes to villains. But, you're right, Eli. I wind up going Full Beast Mode, but unlike with Lynn, I take my beastly rage out on irredeemable bastards, and you saw the results for yourself.
Nico: That's true, and you were definitely a beast when it comes to tearing villains to shreds.
Me: Especially when you go werewolf on them, that's when you wind up eating their body parts and organs.
Lucy Loud: Along with draining them dry of blood.
Luna: Thank goodness you don't leave a mess when you do that.
Lola: The only one who always leaves a mess is Lana.
Lana: Yeah, that's...! (Realizes it was a jab at her) What did you just say, Princess?!
Sebastian grabbed them by the collars and...!
BONK!
HE BONKED THEIR HEADS TOGETHER!
Sebastian Mendez: Will you two twin terrors knock it off?! Seriously, I don't know how the rest of your family puts up with your constant bickering!
Lola and Lana: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU BLOODSOAKED LUNATIC?!
Me: UH OH!
Nico: Sebastian, you better run quick! Angering them is like opening the Gates of Hell!
Sebastian was about to run, but he got hit with garbage bombs and we heard the distant cackling of a certain parrot.
Lincoln: (GROWLS) Sergio...!
Sebastian got a quick shower and got into clean clothes.
Sebastian Mendez: That stupid parrot's set up garbage bomb traps all over the city!
Lincoln disabled the traps and sent the garbage bombs flying to Sergio's location in Inkopolis and he got hit and covered head to toe in garbage.
Sergio: Gross!
Sebastian Mendez: I...am going to kill him!
Eli: We'll make him pay for what he did, but we're not going to kill him.
Lincoln: He's right, but we've got to stop Morgana from killing him. She's gonna double-cross him if he fails to get rid of us, so we got to stop her.
Me: That is for sure
Nico: That's how it's done!
Me: Yeah!
Ponyta: That was fun though.
Lopunny: It sure was
Nico: Nice job, Ponyta!
Ponyta: Thanks Nico! It was fun!
Lightning Dust: Yeah!
Poromon: Want a beer?
Ponyta: Oh I can't drink. It gives me farts.
Nico: Ooh boy.
Poromon: Uh oh.
Poliwag: (Does puppy eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Horsea: We've got a load of pranks in store later!
Me: This will be fun!
Qin: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: I love good pranks and they are always funny!
Rainbow Dash: They sure are!
Lola: Yeah!
Camie: Yep!
Nico: But now, the anothers.
LOUD FART!
Nico: WHOA!
Nico farted big.
Nico: Sorry!
Me: No more baked beans for you mister!
We laughed!
Me: Who did that!?
Eli: LOOK OUT!
We backed away.
But then...
CRACK!
A flower pot hit Nico on his head!
BLANG!
Followed by an anvil!
KRASMASH!
A Hay cart crashed onto Nico!
KRACRASH!
And a massive baby grand piano crashed onto Nico!
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico came out all battered and mangled!
Nico: (Dazed and stupid) Next time you get a fortune cookie don't read it.
Me: OOH! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!
Horsea: Who's doing this!?
Me: I have a good idea who.
Luan: Same here.
We helped Nico out.
Lincoln: (Sensed Anothers) Uh oh, heads up, gang, we got Anothers heading our way.
Eli: (Sensed Anothers) Lincoln's right, we got Anothers heading our way, and one of the Anothers is a really crazy prankster.
Me: Given that today's April Fools Day, I suspected we got a prankster.
Lincoln: It better not be Dark Luan because I'm gonna tear her braces out of her mouth before I lay down the law on her.
Nico: (GULPS) Ooh boy.
Me: (GULPS)
Eli: Actually it's not Dark Luan. It's Another General Woundwort, Cluck, Droll Bird, Baron of The Fiend Sword, A Cat of Ill Omen, Paddywhack, Chainsaw Rabbit and Evil Danger Mouse.
Me: WHOA!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: So Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, Sylvester, Tweety, Speedy Gonzales, Porky Pig, Lola Bunny and Daffy Duck.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: I sense the Anothers minus General Woundwort are 1 person.
Me: Cool.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Cluck, Droll Bird, Baron of The Fiend Sword, A Cat of Ill Omen, Paddywhack, Chainsaw Rabbit and Evil Danger Mouse!
Me: WHOA!
Lola: Awesome!
Another Cluck: (In a girls voice) Like the pranks I did to you Nico?
Nico: (GASP) (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) I KNEW IT WAS YOU CALLIE TOON!
She reverted back and it was the Embodiment of the Toon Monsters!
Callie Toon: That's right!
Luan: HOLD ON! You know the legendary Queen of April Fools herself, The Embodiment of the Toon World Monsters!?
Nico: That's right! She was the best and most ultimate prankster in school and always did all kinds of funny pranks EVERYONE got a good laugh out of.
Me: That is so cool! And the Toon World Monsters are funny! Pegasus made an awesome bunch of monsters that really make us laugh!
Eli: He sure did!
Callie Toon: They sure are funny!
Me: Yep.
She pulled out a bucket full of Capn Cluck Chicken!
Callie Toon: (Eating) MMM!
Cluck: And I see that you really love eating my chicken.
Callie Toon: (Eating) Mmm! I sure do.
Me: That is big chicken fit for a king.
Qin: Yep.
Callie Toon: It sure is.
Me: By the way is the Another General Woundwort friendly or hostile?
Callie Toon: (Gulps) Friendly and she is awesome with birds.
Me: Cool!
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books and purified them.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: That was awesome.
Callie Toon: It sure was. (To me) Want some?
Me: Sure.
I reached in grabbed a leg and ate it. It was as big as a turkey drumstick.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! Wow!
Cluck: I use the power of the Kolossal Kernal to make the chicken that big.
Me: Boy No kidding! But that is delicious.
Maria: No kidding! Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) WHALE CHARGER 6!
She summoned Tidal Whale, Anthony Trumper, Triceraton 1987, Black Shadow (Ultimate Muscle), Poison Bite and Sledgehammer (Clock Tower 3).
Camie: What is the Kolossal Kernal?
Nicole: It's a magical popcorn seed that has the power to make things grow huge. It can turn roasted chicken legs into huge giant full roasted chickens.
Nico: Wow! That is cool!
Me: No kidding.
Camie: wow!
Poromon ate a chicken.
Poromon: Mmm! Delicious!
Callie Toon: It sure is.
Cluck: I use the Kolossal Kernal to make my seed for my chickens and make them grow big to make them delicious to eat.
High Volt: Take it from us. We saw it and it was awesome
Lola: Wow!
Cluck: No Antibiotics and no steroids.
Me: Good good.
Foghorn Leghorn: That must, I say, that must be some of the most amazing chicken.
Me: I agree.
Cluck: It sure is delicious.
Nico: Nice.
Lynn: Hear that, Poromon? NO steroids!
Poromon: Aw man!
WE LAUGHED!
Laney: Yeah. Oh look!
We saw Another General Woundwort!
Me: Another General Woundwort!
Laney: Wow!
Another General Woundwort: (In a girls voice) Those pranks you guys did were funny.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was the Embodiment of Ibis!
Me: Iris Ibis! Wow!
Iris Ibis: Good to see you J.D.
Me: Same here. Iris is the Embodiment of the Ibis Dopant and she is a master of birds and also the powers of darkness.
Nico: Ibis like the Scarlet Ibis bird?
Me: That's right.
General Woundwort: That is cool! I use the darkness too.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Iris Ibis: No he didn't because I had a drenched him in bird seed and then summoned a huge flock of Ibis Birds that pecked him all over and used that to run.
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) That explains why I found him covered in feathers and seed.
Me: Like how Marv and Harry were. THAT WAS FUNNY!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Good memories.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
We did so.
Me: Now we can get the fun started.
Nico: (gets out Woundwart's Ridewatch) Time for bunny power!
May: (Gets out Baron of The Fiend Sword's Ridewatch) This sword packs a Demonic Bite!
Maria: (Gets out Chainsaw Rabbit's Ridewatch) This chainsaw has a kick! (VROOM VROOM VROOM!)
Foghorn Leghorn: (Gets out Cluck's Ridewatch) Try, I say, try Capn Cluck's Chicken. You'll love it son!
They used the powers of General Woundwort, Cluck, Droll Bird, Baron of The Fiend Sword, A Cat of Ill Omen, Paddywhack, Chainsaw Rabbit and Evil Danger Mousel and blasted the Another and smashed him all over.
Then Combustion Man, 2012 Speed Demon, Gruesome Twosome, Boris & Natasha, Giant Monster (Underdog) and Methane Monster came.
Nico: WHOA! Nice team Combustion Man!
Combustion Man: Thanks Nico.
Me: Wait the Gruesome Twosome? You are in the M.O.E.?
Big Gruesome: We sure are!
Me: Cool!
Sakura Knudson: (GASP) Boris and Natasha!? Wow!
Boris: (Russian Accent) That's right Sakura!
Natasha: (Russian Accent) We got a much better job than hunting moose and Squirrel.
Sakura Knudson: I can see that. Wow I always loved watching you guys back when I was a little girl.
Me: Good times.
SEAL BARK!
Me: (Sniffs) OH GOOD GOD! The Methane Monster! Wow!
Lola: YUCK!
Methane Monster: Yeah sorry can't help it.
Nitro Man: That means me and my team next.
Me: FAST AND AWESOME!
Qin: Faster than a Speeding Bullet!
Lola: Yeah!
?: I'll say!
Upamon then came.
Me: Cool an Upamon!
I picked it up.
Upamon: (In a girls voice) I am a cute one huh?
Nico: Yulia Emmeson! Wow!
She glowed and Reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair and blue clothes and had yellow eyes and had blue angel wings surging with intense lightning and she had a lightning sword.
Yulia Emmeson: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this. (Echoing) AURORA FORCE!
She fired a massive lightning blast and it hit Another General Woundwort and blasted it and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!
Me: YEAH! Wow! You use the powers of Azulongmon!
Azulongmon: That is amazing!
Yulia Emmeson: It sure is!
Nico: Nice job!
Yulia Emmeson: Thanks. That was fun!
Me: Yeah!
Foghorn Leghorn: Do you, I say, do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Yulia Emmeson: I sure do. When me and Nico had a ham eating contest at an amazing Christmas party and we both won. It was fun.
Me: Love Christmas ham.
Camie: Yeah!
Lola: Yeah!
They hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Yulia Emmeson: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Red Savarin, Chocolat Gelato, Elh Melizée, Merveille Million, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Me and my harem, J.D. 2, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem and family, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Hunter Drake Michaelson, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Lance Loud, Sharon Loud, Shane Loud, Shelby Loud, Shiloh Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, The Ultraman Teams, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Sebastian Mendez, Adrian Morrigan, Marshall Williams, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, James Blunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Starfire Agency, Gabriel Maxwell, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Looney Tunes, The Tiny Toons, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Kaan Demir-Vanhoof and his family, and Robin Hood (Disney) are heading to Inkopolis, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but when we get there, we're going to be met by Inkling and the others who've got the news that they've found Sergio, but we already knew about it from King Kai.
But, what they're going to tell us is definitely not good: it appears last night Sergio has resurrected DJ Octavio by using a resurrection crystal he stole from one of the crystal mines that we'd found long ago, and they have teamed up to get revenge on us. If that stupid party animal thinks that he can get away with this, he's got another thing coming, we're going to take down the dastardly duo of Sergio and DJ Octavio, and we're sending DJ Octavio to The M.O.E. Prison, and as for Sergio, he's going right back to The Moon Prison forever, this time, he'll be put in a dark magic proof cell before Morgana Midnight Sparkle can kill him.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Inkopolis, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but when we get there, we're going to be met by Inkling and the others who've got the news that they've found Sergio, but we already knew about it from King Kai.
Me: Yep.
Suddenly, we were met by Inkling and the others.
Inkling: Guys, you made it. Listen, we got bad news concerning Sergio. It appears last night Sergio has resurrected DJ Octavio by using a resurrection crystal he stole from one of the crystal mines that we'd found long ago, and they've teamed up to get revenge on us.
WE GASPED!
Lincoln: What the?! Oh no, he stole a resurrection crystal, it has the power to bring someone good or bad back from the dead.
Nico: That moronic parrot!
Me: If that stupid party animal thinks that he can get away with this, he's got another thing coming, we're going to take down the dastardly duo of Sergio and DJ Octavio, and we're sending DJ Octavio to The M.O.E. Prison, and as for Sergio, he's going right back to The Moon Prison forever, this time, he'll be put in a dark magic proof cell before Morgana Midnight Sparkle can kill him.
Lincoln: Right.
Bugs Bunny: He's gonna pay for this, and thanks for inviting the rest of us to join, Lincoln.
Buster Bunny: We're now permanently part of Lincoln's rescue team, Bugs, just like The Loonatics, and we're gonna be in for tons of wild action.
Ace Bunny: I'm glad Lincoln did just that. Now, we got to find Sergio and DJ Octavio before those two come after us.
Lola Bunny: But, how are we going to find them? They could be anywhere in Inkopolis.
Lincoln: Leave that to me.
Lincoln got out one of Sergio's feathers and he used a spell on the feather and it turned into some sort of makeshift compass needle and it was pointing to the northwest.
Tweety: Ooh, it's pointing that way!
Sylvester: That's where we'll find that party animal and that octopus. But, I know we're not killing Sergio, but what about DJ Octavio?
Lincoln: I was having the same thought. I'm not going to kill him, but we're going to throw him in The M.O.E. Prison for good.
Nico: Ooh! Smart idea, Lincoln.
Me: Awesome. Now, let's go find that feathered menace and that multi-limbed octopus.
We got move on to head northwest to take down the dastardly alliance of Sergio and DJ Octavio and save Inkopolis from that multi-limbed bad octopus and that stupid party animal and former member of the team turned traitor and convicted criminal.
We then arrived in the northwest of Inkopolis, and we found our two targets: Sergio Casagrande, Great Lakes City's notorious party animal and troublemaker and former member of the team turned convicted criminal and traitor along with DJ Octavio, Inkopolis' most notorious DJ and evil villain.
Lincoln: Sergio Casagrande, Great Lakes City's notorious party animal and troublemaker and former member of the team turned convicted criminal and traitor, and DJ Octavio, Inkopolis' most notorious DJ and evil villain. I knew you'd show your face again, DJ Octavio, and you should've never broken out of prison, Sergio. You know Morgana's just going to kill you.
Sergio: (SQUAWK) SCREW YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU RUINED THE SERGIO! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
DJ Octavio: And so will I. Inkopolis will soon be mine!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful girl who was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, long dark purple hair, red eyes, massive black angel wings, black short-sleeved blouse, short frilly black shirt, white gloves, black skirt, gothic lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, darkness, fiends, theatre masks, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Abyss Actor - Extras, she has a darkness greatsword in her right hand, and with her are the the seven girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Anastasia Balthazar, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Abyss Actor - Extras.
Anastasia Balthazar: That's right. Your quest for revenge was doomed ever since Morgana Midnight Sparkle freed you from prison, Sergio Casagrande, and so was your quest, DJ Octavio, and now, the curtain falls on your attempts at revenge on Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
We got out ink blasters and ink bombs and we fired them at DJ Octavio and Sergio, and they really made quite a splash and we're making quite a mess on those two. Then, Octolings appeared and Lincoln fired blasts of colored ink and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them and they were sent to Vypra.
Sergio: Rrawk! Look at what you did to my FEATHERS!
Sergio got out a marshmallow blaster.
Ronnie Anne: Uh oh, he's got out a marshmallow blaster!
Sergio: (WAR CRY)
Sergio let out a warcry and fired a lot of marshmallows at us, but Lincoln toasted them with a blast of fire and put them into s'mores which we all ate. Then, Lincoln fired a blast of energy at Sergio and he got hit.
Lincoln: Take that, stupid.
Suddenly, we heard an inhuman demonic scream, and we saw Morgana Midnight Sparkle heading for Sergio and she was out to kill him, but Lincoln fired a blast of heavenly light which hit Morgana and she got burned and she was forced to flee.
Sergio: (Screeches) What did I do?
Lincoln: Now, you see why. Morgana was going to kill you either way if you succeed or fail, Sergio, she was that insane. Now, are you going to surrender or are you going to fight again?
DJ Octavio: We're gonna fight! Inkopolis will soon be mine!
Bugs Bunny: Well, then, how about some fried calamari and some deep-fried parrot to go, Doc?
Buster Bunny: YUCK! We're not gonna eat DJ Octavio, he's been swimming in ink, and Sergio, not only are we not eating him, but he also smells like a dumpster.
Sergio: Hey! I bathe! (Sniffs under wing) (Puts on deodorant) Sometimes.
Babs Bunny: Yeah, and other times, you bathe in trash!
OOH! BURN!
Sergio: (GROWLS) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOOOOOOOUUUUU!
SUDDENLY, OUR RAINBOW, WHITE, GOLDEN YELLOW, AND BLUE ENERGY AURAS FLARED UP TO THE EXTREME!
Nico: Hah, nice one, stupid.
DJ Octavio: Sergio, you absolute fool!
Sergio: SHUT UP!
SERGIO POUNCED ON DJ OCTAVIO AND THEY STARTED GETTING INTO A REALLY NASTY FIST FIGHT!
Ronnie Anne: Oof! This is turning into one ugly fight.
Me: Big time, but you heard the secret word. Lincoln, if you would be so kind?
Lincoln: Gladly. I've been waiting a long time to tear your feathers off, Sergio! This is for every single time you've tried to stir up conflict for your own entertainment, and as for you, DJ Octavio, you're not going to hurt a single Inkling again, and Inkopolis will never belong to you nor your Octolings, this is where we end your reign here and now!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
Sergio and DJ Octavio: (FREAKED OUT) WHAT THE?!
SERGIO AND DJ OCTAVIO FREAKED OUT UPON SEEING LINCOLN TRANSFORMING AND THEY BOTH ABSOLUTELY TURNED WHITE LIKE A GHOST!
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) Now, it's time to give you your punishment, you've had this coming for a long time. Time to pay for your crimes! (HOWLS)
WOLF BLOOD - ADRIAN VON ZEIGLER PLAYS
Lincoln let out a loud wolf howl as a white and golden yellow energy vortex flared up behind him, and he charged at Sergio and DJ Octavio, and he proceeded to brutally smash them into the ground with his massive superhuman strength, slashed them with his gold-armored dragon claws and greatsword, and fired blasts of white and golden yellow wolf fire, light, golden moonlight, and ice at them, and it was brutal.
WE SAW THE WHOLE THING, AND WE WERE FLINCHING AT THE SHEER BRUTALITY AND VIOLENCE OF LINCOLN'S ASSAULT ON THEM! HE WAS REALLY GOING APESHIT ON THEIR MISERABLE HIDES!
Me: OH MAN! NOW, THAT'S JUST BRUTAL!
Nico: WAY TOO BRUTAL!
Eli: YIKES!
Qin: OH MAN!
SLASH! SLASH!
LINCOLN SLASHED SERGIO'S FEATHERS OFF WITH HIS MASSIVE GREATSWORD AND HE ALSO FIRED A BLAST OF HEAVENLY LIGHT THAT HIT HIM AND DJ OCTAVIO AND BLINDSIDED THEM!
May: OH! AND HE ALSO RESORTED TO THAT!
Roxy Drake, Cuffs Lane, Abby Smith, Vessie Harris, and Jazz Jackson: JEEZ! AW MAN, NOW THAT'S JUST BRUTAL!
Cage Blunt: See what you went and done?
Travis Tackett: You went too far, I don't blame him for going apeshit on you two!
James Blunt: That's only a fraction of what's going to be awaiting you back in prison.
We saw Sergio and DJ Octavio were a mess: Lincoln left claw marks on their bodies, and he even tore all of Sergio's feathers off.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You don't deserve mercy whatsoever for your crimes, Sergio. Your true nature's been exposed for all to see along with your family's dark secrets, and because of your unrepentant nature, you've doomed your soul to eternal damnation and no atonement for all your sins in the past can save you! You're going back to prison, same with you, DJ Octavio!
LINCOLN SHOT SERGIO AND DJ OCTAVIO AN EXTREMELY DEATHLY GLARE AND THAT MADE THEM SO SCARED, THEY SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!
Me: HOLY...DAMN!
Nico: (GASPS) OH! OH GOD, LINCOLN SHOT THEM DOWN WITH THE FACT SERGIO'S TRUE NATURE HAS BEEN EXPOSED ALONG WITH HIS AND DJ OCTAVIO'S CRIMES AND THEY NEVER REPENTED FOR THEIR CRIMES AND TELLING THEM OF THEIR FATE ALONG WITH SHOOTING THEM A DEATHLY GLARE AT THEM TOO!
Eli: They're done for!
Lori: And it's already going viral!
We saw on Lori's phone that the video of the fight was going viral and it was getting tons of likes from everyone, and comments such as, "YOU SHOW EM, LINCOLN! OY FUCKERS, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG HEROES AND THE WRONG PLANET, YOU JUST GOT YOURSELVES A ONE-WAY TRAIN RIDE TO PRISON!", "TAKE THAT, YOU MORONS!", "YOU DESERVED TO GET BEATEN DOWN BY LINCOLN! HAVE FUN IN BACK IN PRISON!"
Alya: Oh man, it's gone viral in a huge way!
Luan: Oh man, and everyone is also sending explicit condemnation and threats to Sergio and DJ Octavio.
We saw the public condemnation, and it was really explicit!
Me: Wow.
Nico: Man, they really are going all out to say those kinds of explicit threats to them.
Luna: And what Lincoln said was true, they're doomed.
Me: When eternal damnation is proclaimed to those facing judgement for their sins, there's no escape from judgement.
Red Savarin unholstered his massive Red Savarin's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Caninu Hunter-Akita Inu-Mutt-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Red Savarin: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused us enough trouble for one day, Sergio, you're going back to The Moon Prison forever, this time, in a dark magic proof cell.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo had his Skippy the Bush Kangaroo's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Gauntlets and Greaves of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice ready and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Kangaroo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Australian Accent) You've also caused far too much trouble for the final time, DJ Octavio, this is where we say our final farewell.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo and Red Savarin went after Sergio and DJ Octavio, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of red, red and yellow, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, kangaroos, phoenixes, and angels at Sergio and DJ Octavio and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the,. Then, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo punched them hard with his gauntlets and kicked them with his greaves and they got hit hard, and Red Savarin slashed at them with his massive greatsword and shot them with bullets and stun blasts.
Then, Skippy balanced himself on his tail and delivered a hard kick to their stomachs and they fell to the ground in pain.
Adrian Morrigan transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Evershade Valley and Last Resort Ghost Protector-Dark Moon God-God-Phoenix Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Ghostly Darkness Dark Moon God Ghost Protector Dark Firestorm Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Ghostly Darkness Dark Moon God Ghost Protector Dark Firestorm Seraphim Phoenix God Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Ghostly Darkness Dark Moon God Ghost Protector Dark Firestorm Seraphim Phoenix God Hope and he had his Adrian Morrigan's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Ghostly Darkness Dark Moon God Ghost Protector Dark Firestorm Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Poltergust G-00 of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Ghostly Darkness Dark Moon God Ghost Protector Dark Firestorm Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice at the ready.
Adrian Morrigan: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Ghostly Darkness Dark Moon God Ghost Protector Dark Firestorm Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Ghostly Darkness Dark Moon God Ghost Protector Dark Firestorm Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your end has come, terror of Inkopolis and Great Lakes City.
Adrian Morrigan went after Sergio and DJ Octavio, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of black and purple-pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, blue flames, darkness, dark lightning, dark fire, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, spectral lightning, ghosts, Boos, phoenixes, and angels, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. Then, he also attacked them by flashing the Strobulb in their faces and blinded them, and the ring of Boos around the flashlight's head fired purple energy beams at Sergio and DJ Octavio which hit them hard.
Lincoln continued smashing them hard with his extremely massive godly superhuman strength and Sergio and DJ Octavio didn't have time to fight back due to Lincoln's extremely incredible godly superhuman speed and reflexes.
Me: UNREAL! His speed and reflexes are still even faster than ever!
Nico: I can't keep track of his movements and he's even more stronger than ever! Look at how he smashed that party animal and that evil DJ octopus all over the place!
May: It's not long before Lincoln deals the final blow!
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, not quite yet. Caleb, if you, Cage, Travis, Gabriel, and James would be so kind.
Caleb Maxwell readies his massive Caleb Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Dark Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos Death Harbinger Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Twin Guns of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Dark Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos Death Harbinger Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Demon-Vampire-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Dark Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos Death Harbinger Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Dark Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos Death Harbinger Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Dark Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos Death Harbinger Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Dark Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos Death Harbinger Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Dark Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Thanatos Death Harbinger Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You brought everything upon yourself, Sergio and DJ Octavio. Your crimes have finally caught up to you, and now, it's time for you to reap what you sow.
Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) After all the trouble you've caused, prison's the one thing awaiting you two.
Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Especially you, Sergio, you're going back to prison, and this time, for good, and you're going to a brand-new prison, DJ Octavio.
Gabriel Maxwell had his massive Gabriel Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Scythe of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Archangel-Snake-Demon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfirestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel Death.
Gabriel Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Infernal Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Snake Demon True Immortal Demon Snake Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, you're finished, and the party's over, you two party animals!
James Blunt unholstered his massive James Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Darkness Hellfire Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Bloody Darkness Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's time to face your punishment, you bastards.
Caleb Maxwell, Gabriel Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, Allie Maxwell, and James Blunt went after Sergio and DJ Octavio and Caleb Maxwell fired bullets at them, and they got hit, and Chris and the other Watchers appeared and started firing at them as well, and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Gabriel Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, James Blunt, and Travis Tackett fired blasts of Divine Darkness, Infernal Darkness, and dark energy and they hit Sergio and DJ Octavio, and they slashed at them with their massive greatswords and scythe.
Allie Maxwell readies her Allie Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice still in hand and transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Allie Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Demon Shadow Dark Death Harbinger Darkness Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) Eat silver bullets, you stupid party animals!
Allie Maxwell fired silver bullets at Sergio and DJ Octavio and they got hit hard.
Sylvester: Let's take care of these two party animals once and for all.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Let's end this once and for all! You're going back to prison for good, Sergio, and you're also going away to prison, DJ Octavio.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice Hope, Robin Hood unholstered his massive Robin Hood's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Sherwood Forest Outlaw-Fox-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholstered their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Archangel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight-Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Archangel-Vampire-Demon Hound-Devil Dark Knight-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Divine Demon Darkness Dark Devil Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angel Demon Vampire Devil Hound Phoenix God Archangel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Starfire Agency, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Looney Tunes, The Tiny Toons, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Kaan Demir-Vanhoof and his family, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Bugs Bunny and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, J.D. 2, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Fairy-Dragon-Nymph-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut-Rockell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Seal Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Seal-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Sub-Zero Holy Almighty Qailertetang True Immortal Holy Arctic Snowstorm Seal Musk-Ox Yuki-Onna Thundersnow Ice Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholster their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Sergio and DJ Octavio and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they explode with incredible power as they hit them.
Sergio and DJ Octavio lay on the ground defeated by us. Then, Lincoln threw Sergio back to The Moon Prison, but this time, he was put in a dark magic proof cell to prevent Morgana Midnight Sparkle from trying to burst in and kill him, and as for DJ Octavio, he was sent to The M.O.E. Prison for good. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and we headed back home to The World Tree Estate.
Lincoln: And that is it for those two party animals.
Nico: Sergio went too far using a resurrection crystal to bring DJ Octavio back.
Me: You said it. We got to put up security systems near the crystal mines we discover on our journey.
Lincoln did just that and placed guards there, and he also harvested the crystals at the various mines we discovered and put them in a vault he had in his room.
Lincoln: I've already done just that, and I also harvested the crystals at the various crystal mines we discovered and put them in a vault I have in my room. (To Anastasia Balthazar) And it's so good to see you again, Anastasia.
Anastasia Balthazar: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Anastasia Balthazar had her hands on Lincoln's massive hairy pecs, and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, twelve-pack abs, and stomach. When Anastasia Balthazar was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, twelve-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
Nico and I snickered, and so did the rest of us.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo: (Australian Accent) (Snickers) We hadn't forgotten about that bit either.
Matilda Roo: (Australian Accent) Same here.
Anastasia Balthazar: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and muscular arms around Anastasia Balthazar and hugged her, and Anastasia Balthazar is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, much stronger, buffer, hunkier, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her faces, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and wolf teeth and even more massive white angel wings and eleven other sets of larger sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips underneath his massive white angel wings and large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger brown wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer brown wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long brown wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Anastasia Balthazar: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 9'11" tall, very handsome, hulking, sexy, strong, buff, and extremely manly rugged heartthrob hunk of a wolf and man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and twelve-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and nine sets of larger white angel wings underneath your massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large brown wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long brown wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head and the wilder rainbow hair going down to the upper part of your neck with white streaks and multi-colored highlights in it with multi-colored phoenix fire ombre streaks, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness (Rubs Lincoln's massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind man from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs. (Rubs Lincoln's twelve-pack abs) And cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard twelve-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal and invincible.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Arcangela: And so do we, this is Anastasia Balthazar, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Abyss Actor - Extras, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's a talented actor who's gotten the role of many protagonists in the plays she and her sisters have put on, and she's a master of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she really knew how to put on a show when she steps onto the stage. She's the member of The Actors of The Darkness, a renowned theater group of girls who are the Gene-Slammers and Avatars of the Abyss Actors Duel Monsters, and they are theater actors who've put on the most amazing plays all over the world and have gotten praise and applause from the audiences all over the world. She met Lincoln in Choir Class and she heard him sing divinely, and it really brought tears to her eyes when she heard him have the voice of an angel, and she and Lincoln have participated in many school plays and they really put on a show that ended with a success, and she also helped him master the powers of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she also taught him a lot in the theatrical arts, and she also knew Lincoln is an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful and attractive one, and more than once, she'd kissed him on the lips and made out many times and he came back home all covered in kisses and his tails were wagging like crazy, and it made her love for him grow even stronger, and she helped him bulk up even more in muscle. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln passionately on the lips which he returned with intensity, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Anastasia Balthazar's also a good friend of Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she also went to Lucy's Poetry Club and listened to her poems, and Anastasia Balthazar really hates Chandler with a blazing passion, and she also knew how to bring down that sewage brat's bullying when he tried to kill Lincoln which was more than once, and all it took was one planned out performance from Anastasia, and not only was Chandler done for, but he always winds up getting his clothes shredded off including his underwear and left butt naked in front of an audience of imps, fiends, and demons she summons and they all laugh at him and he runs out of the auditorium humiliated to the extreme and right into the hands of the police for indecent exposure and he winds up spending a month in jail.
Nico: Lincoln told us what you did to Chandler, but we didn't want to see the flashback. Seeing him in the nude would blind people.
Anastasia Balthazar: That's true, and I saw what that heartless monster had done in trying to get rid of him, and I despised Chandler for that. But, he made a huge mistake, I'm an experienced actor with many years of experience on stage, I can easily see right through someone's act, so it was easy for me to bring the curtain down on that sewage brat's rampage.
Nico: Still, I would've thought it to be impossible.
Me: I thought the same thing, but Lincoln's Guardian Angels always see right through the acts of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and Anastasia is indeed an expert and experienced actor who's able to read someone's act and bring the person down.
Lincoln: She really pulled one over on Chandler and she and I both put an end to his rampage and got him in huge trouble and sent to jail for indecent exposure.
Luna: We were so impressed by what she did to pull one over on him.
Laney: It was about time someone pulled one over on Chandler for everything he's done: all of the times he'd bullied and tried to kill Lincoln and us on several occasions.
Lincoln: Chandler got a taste of karma when he tried to mess with Anastasia, and he wound up in the nude and getting grounded for two months because of it, and now that you're here, Anastasia.
Lincoln with his massive muscular arms still wrapped around Anastasia Balthazar's waist leaned his head down to the right side of Anastasia Balthazar's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and fed on her blood, and his rainbow, white, golden yellow, and blue energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and eleven sets of larger white angel wings with orange and aurora tips on the large white feathers underneath his massive white angel wings spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting large gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her right trapezius and the marks sealed up and Lincoln kissed the spot where he bit her.
Anastasia Balthazar: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Anastasia Balthazar with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie.
Anastasia Balthazar: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Anastasia Balthazar.
Anastasia Balthazar had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Anastasia Balthazar's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, and with Anastasia Balthazar's hands still on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Anastasia Balthazar had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, her nose was really gushing out blood, and her heart was pounding like a loud drum.
Anastasia Balthazar: (In Heaven) My God. Oh, Lincoln, the seven girls I rescued are...!
Travis Tackett: Boys, in your rooms now, and no questions asked!
We obeyed Travis Tackett and fled to our rooms leaving Lincoln, Nicole, and his harem, and when Lincoln saw the five girls, his wolf nose was gushing out blood and he had an atomic red blush on his cheeks and muzzle. The five girls are Ayumi Itano, Hime Yamanami, Nana Mikado, Rimi Etou, and Yuzune Sumiyoshi from Enkou JK Bitch Gyaru - Oji-san to Nama Pako Seikatsu.
Lincoln: Oh whoa, it's Ayumi Itano, Hime Yamanami, Nana Mikado, Rimi Etou, and Yuzune Sumiyoshi from Enkou JK Bitch Gyaru - Oji-san to Nama Pako Seikatsu.
Nicole: So, those were the girls that caused Travis to issue that order, and I can see why, these girls are really sexy and voluptuous.
Lincoln: And easy targets for perverts. If I see one of them, I'm gonna smash their teeth out of their mouths. Are you girls okay?
Ayumi Itano: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ayumi Itano and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Sergio and DJ Octavio, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 9'11" tall, handsome heartthrob hulking wolf hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles covered in brown fur, tan fur covering his massive pecs, hands, and twelve-pack abs, sturdy tan muzzle, long wild rainbow hair going down to the upper part of his back with white streaks and multi-colored highlights in it with multi-colored phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long rainbow hair and large brown wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head and a large gold halo with embedded Elements of Harmony-shaped gems with a ring of hands made of gold with colored gems in its palms around it and around the ring of hands made of gold is a ring of fire made of gold and gold angel wings on the bottom in the center and four large orbiting gold rings with four rings of hands made of gold with colored gems in its palms around them and around the rings of hands made of gold are four rings of fire made of gold and embedded colored gems on each corner behind his head and behind it is a gold version of Trinity Mirror with three rings of spikes made of gold, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest and surrounded by rainbow animals emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of wolf teeth and straight teeth and vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles surrounded by an Angel, Phoenix, Thunderbird, and Buffalo on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a cross arrangement on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Reincarnation of Amaterasu, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Almighty Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Loving Nephew of Lance and Sharon Loud, Almighty Loving Cousin of Shane Loud, Shelby Loud, Shiloh Loud, and Dipper and Mabel Pines, True Immortal, God, and Powerful Omnipotent Warrior of The Universe, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary and Ambassador of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" along with tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and The Sickle Swords of Hinon holstered on his back, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large white angel faces built in around the Bracers with rainbow gems embedded in their foreheads on his arms with Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with a wingspan of 1,050'0" and medium sized white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the massive white angel wings with a wingspan of 950'0", and small sized white angel wings underneath with a wingspan of 850'0" and another pair of white angel wings with a wingspan of 750'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath with a wingspan of 650'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the new white angel wings with a wingspan of 550'0", and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the new white angel wings with a wingspan of 450'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the new white angel wings with a wingspan of 350'0 and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the new white angel wings with a wingspan of 250'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the new white angel wings with a wingspan of 150'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the new white angel wings with a wingspan of 50'0" and another pair of white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath the new white angel wings with a wingspan of 25'0" and with sets of eyes with rainbow iris on the shoulder blades of the massive angel wings and eleven sets of large white angel wings underneath and eleven massive and long powerful brown wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, he has on a gold chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and orange version of He-Man's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long split white trenchcoat coattails over his butt with aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Animals, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and orange fur trim on the bottom of the coattails and hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and gold phoenix head, gold Thunderbird head, gold werewolf head, gold vampire bat head, gold mermaid head, gold demon head, gold dragon head, and gold angel head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gems in their mouths around the belt on his waist and white angel faces built into the foreheads, long white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and gold armored knee-high boots with embedded colored gems on them and white angel faces built into the kneecaps, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, 3-Star Ball necklace and Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links and jade beads from his merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi with rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with fine chest hair on his pecs and gold version of The Tundra Beads around his neck, white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, fingerless white gloves with the symbol of The Loud House and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, Ring of The Phoenix with multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and Green Lantern, Red Lantern, Yellow Lantern, Orange Lantern, Indigo Lantern, White Lantern, Black Lantern, and Blue Lantern Corps rings on his other fingers and rainbow Thunderbird Wedding ring on his left pinkie finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on the left pinkie and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, rainbow claws on his finger tips with gold armor on the finger joints and gold-armored dragon claws, he has twenty-five large colored planets orbiting around his legs and twenty-five smaller colored planets orbiting around his waist and medium sized colored planets orbiting around his wrists and ankles and immense rainbow protective aura with the elements swirling around him.
Ayumi Itano: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and four sets of larger white angel wings with orange and aurora tips on the large feathers spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Ayumi Itano: (Seductive Voice and rubs Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayumi Itano, Hime Yamanami, Nana Mikado, Rimi Etou, and Yuzune Sumiyoshi with colored gems embedded in the gold lightning bolt links and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks and rainbow Thunderbird wedding rings on their left pinkies.
Maria: Alright, guys, come on out.
We then came out, and we told everyone of what happened.
Maria: Whoa, that was one awesome rescue, and you really trashed Sergio and DJ Octavio hard.
Lincoln: I'd been waiting a long time to really punish Sergio my way in case he got out of prison.
Nico: That's for sure, you really smashed them hard into the ground, Lincoln.
Me: That'd teach that stupid parrot and that evil octopus.
Bugs Bunny: And we splattered them both with ink bombs and ink blasts.
Buster Bunny: It serves them both right. Sergio was an absolute menace to every last person and animal and he deserves to rot in prison and DJ Octavio tried to take over Inkopolis. Well, those two are going to spend eternity in prison.
Ace Bunny: And Lincoln also pissed off Morgana by blasting her with heavenly light and driving her away.
Tech E Coyote: That won't keep her away for long, chief. She'll come back once more.
Mina Midnight Sparkle: She's already running out of options fast, now we just need to capture Pinkie Dark, Leanne Midnight Lemon Zest, and Marianne Moonslayer, and when the final battle comes, then we free them from Morgana's dark influence, and finally, we destroy her for good.
Lincoln: Right. The spell's already completed, but we got to capture the last three Midnight Princesses and then, we can finally get rid of Morgana Midnight Sparkle once and for all.
Catherine Fontaine: We just need to hold on for three more days, Lincoln, and finally, the showdown that'll end Morgana Midnight Sparkle will come.
Mina Midnight Sparkle: Morgana took over my role as leader of The Midnight Princesses and poisoned my friends with her evil and all for her desire to destroy everything, she is nothing more than pure evil to the core, she deserves to die for her crimes.
Lincoln: And that's the one thing we will give her: death and banishment to The Black Abyss for good.
Here's the second scene
After Lincoln and all of us took down Sergio and DJ Octavio and sent Sergio back to The Moon Prison in a dark magic proof cell and sent DJ Octavio to The M.O.E. Prison, we were training intensely in the gym doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long brown wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Anastasia Balthazar saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long brown wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was really gushing out blood.
Anastasia Balthazar: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 9'11" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his twelve-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Anastasia, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and larger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Anastasia Balthazar: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from seven years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Anastasia Balthazar: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long brown wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Suddenly, James Blunt got out a videotape.
James Blunt: Okay, now this tape is from a day after Cage came back and Caleb was still living with the both of us, it was right then and there we had a sudden look at his developing sadistic side to make bastards suffer.
James Blunt put the tape in, and it played on the big screen and it showed West Virginia during the day and it was a day after Cage came back. Caleb Maxwell was cleaning Cage's car, but then, he heard the door open, and James Blunt and Cage Blunt came out.
Past James Blunt: You've been pretty busy cleaning Cage's car since early this morning, Caleb. Are you alright?
Caleb knew that question all too well.
Past Caleb Maxwell: To tell you the truth, not exactly, Mr. Blunt. Ever since Drake found out about my return from the dead and the day I threatened to rip his head off and mount his head on The Empire State Building along with the heads of every Syndicate member and Dad's scumbag relatives, I was hit with the sudden realization that I just put my own life in danger again.
Past Cage Blunt: Hold on. You're saying you regret telling your brother off like that?
Caleb stayed silent: he knew Cage was right.
Past Cage Blunt: I understand though. Ever since you'd returned from the dead two years ago, you've lost most of your memories, and you had no idea of what to do or where to go that was until my dad came and found you, and you've had to reclaim those memories you lost. But, it wasn't an easy road for you, I know.
Past Caleb Maxwell: Cage...
Past James Blunt: What Cage said was true: you were lost with no idea of who you were, what to do, or where to go. The world you knew changed so much in eight years, but I knew about your case and if anyone found out, you'd be in serious danger because of your brother who was still alive. But, if I'd mentioned his name to you, I feared it'd trigger a breakdown for you and I chose not to say it.
Past Caleb Maxwell: Yes..., I know. You knew my case long ago, and also, what could happen if any mention of my brother reached me in my shaken up state, but when you told me that I'd died eight years ago, that's when the memory of my death came back to me: the last memory I had, but other than that, I didn't remember anything else. Then, during the two months I'd spent with you in West Virginia, Mr. Blunt, most of my memories began coming back one by one, and for the first time, I'd learned to smile once more, but not by force, but from long ago back in my childhood. But, when I'd seen the thugs of The Syndicate, that memory came back: the abuse, the terror, the pain, and that very shit-eating grin on Drake's face every time he'd attacked me, it filled me with so much hatred and I wanted nothing more than to end him and see him die in a pool of his own blood.
Past Cage Blunt: Then, let me ask you this, what was it that stopped you from doing so? If you hated Drake so much, why didn't you kill him?
That caught Caleb off guard, he hadn't expected Cage to ask that of him.
Past James Blunt: (Thinking) You caught him off guard with that kind of question, Cage. Though I know why you asked that, Caleb's heart was indeed torn between doing what he knew was right and the hatred in his heart born from Drake's ruthless abuse and violence.
Then, Caleb Maxwell answered after five seconds of getting caught off guard by Cage's question.
Past Caleb Maxwell: It was my belief in the justice system and my own humanity that stopped me from going down a road that led to Hell for me, I held on to it for so long even despite the pain and abuse Drake put me through.
Past Caleb Maxwell: But, now,...now!
But, then, they saw Caleb's face change as anger took over: his brown eyes turned red with hate and blood came pouring out of his eyes.
Past Caleb Maxwell: SCREW HIM! THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE DRAKE FOR WHAT HE DID! I'M BEYOND ANY SORT OF FORGIVENESS FOR AN ASSHOLE LIKE HIM! HE TERRORIZED ME, MOM, AND ALLIE FOR YEARS AND HE'D PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND BEAT ME UP SO SEVERELY, HE SHORTENED MY LIFESPAN TO THE POINT WHERE I WOULD DIE BY THE TIME I TURNED 21, ONLY FOR HIM TO KILL ME EIGHT YEARS AGO IN 1985 DURING THE HALLOWSHADE BLOODBATH! MY MEMORIES OF MY PAST WERE GONE BECAUSE OF WHAT HE DID! HE HAS TO GO! I WANT HIM TO DIE!
They both saw it: Caleb wanted blood, he wanted revenge on Drake for ruining his life, and Caleb eventually started to cry as his blood tears fell to the ground.
Past Cage Blunt: I've never seen that side of Caleb come out before. In 1984, he had that calm look on him, but...!
Past James Blunt: It was forced and it wasn't just in 1984, the terror began when he was only 16 years old, he tried to hide the years of pain he had with that façade, but thanks to you and Travis drunk on Demon Blood always going after him, the betrayal from his former friends, and the three encounters with The Big Claw Gang, he almost let the mask slip. But, when he was about to die, his mask finally shattered, and you both saw the true Caleb Maxwell: a young man who had dreams of becoming a police officer because of what he discovered the truth about his father and brother and was scarred deeply by his brother's ruthless and violent brutality.
Suddenly, Caleb Maxwell went to James Blunt and hugged him, and being a father, he knew what he had to do as he hugged Caleb back and he let the broken teen cry, and Cage didn't step away either and joined in too.
Past Cage Blunt: (Thinking) I had no idea of how broken Caleb was, and it went back to when he was 15. He should've gone to the police with this information back then, but...!
Past James Blunt: (Thinking) But, he couldn't. Even if he did, Drake would likely get sent to juvie and get expelled from school, and considering how dangerous his brother is, he would seek revenge. So, he kept it hidden, but that abuse would finally be let out when he was taken to the hospital and was told the truth of his lifespan shortening to a dangerous degree and he'd die by age 21.
Then, after an hour, they let go, and James Blunt's sleeveless tank top was covered in Caleb's bloody tears.
Past James Blunt: How do you feel?
Past Caleb Maxwell: I feel better in some way, but I meant what I said just now, Drake deserves to die. I'm no longer comfortable with the laws of mortal men and I'm no longer considered alive, I now want only this: vengeance for my own death.
Suddenly, they saw a black car approaching, and Caleb saw eight familiar cats who he swore never to see again: they were Jacob Parson, Mark Davidson, Ritchie Sanders, Jamie Davis, Carly Evans, Jackie Tanner, Natalie Richards, and Sarah Edwards, Caleb's eight former friends who betrayed him eight years ago.
Past Caleb Maxwell: Jacob Parson, Mark Davidson, Ritchie Sanders, Jamie Davis, Carly Evans, Jackie Tanner, Natalie Richards, and Sarah Edwards.
Past Cage Blunt: Looks like after what'd happened eight years ago ruined them completely.
Past James Blunt: And now, they've come for revenge.
Past Jacob Parson: This is all your fucking fault, Caleb, if you hadn't...!
Past Caleb Maxwell: Are you still going to blame me for what happened eight years ago? News flash, dickhead, you and the other seven shit for brains did this to yourselves. I admit I hadn't expected to get a sudden visit from Cage and Travis, but your dickhead friend, Ritchie Sanders, went too far in shooting me in the shoulder. You get what you deserved, Jacob.
Past Carly Evans: You little bitch! We're gonna kill you in the same way we killed your cousin!
Suddenly, Caleb's eyes turned blood red.
Past Caleb Maxwell: What? What did you say?!
Past Ritchie Sanders: That's right, we murdered your cousin, Ethan Maxwell, and it felt good, and now, we're gonna kill you again! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
But, that made Caleb Maxwell even angrier as he picked up a heavy rock.
Past Caleb Maxwell: You little shit...! (THROWS THE ROCK AT RITCHIE SANDERS) Take that!
The rock hit Ritchie Sanders in the mouth and his teeth were smashed out as he screamed in pain!
Past Mark Davidson: WHAT THE HELL?! How did he get that strong?!
Suddenly, Caleb Maxwell pounced on Jacob Parson, Mark Davidson, Ritchie Sanders, Jamie Davis, Carly Evans, Jackie Tanner, Natalie Richards, and Sarah Edwards and he viciously beat them up and he tied them up and he, Cage Blunt, and James Blunt dragged them to a rock quarry outside of town deep in the old mines. Then, he tied them to eight posts.
Past Caleb Maxwell: Get up already.
Caleb Maxwell threw buckets full of ice cold water at them.
Past Jacob Parson, Mark Davidson, Ritchie Sanders, Jamie Davis, Carly Evans, Jackie Tanner, Natalie Richards, and Sarah Edwards: ACK! COLD!
Past Natalie Richards: Where are we?! What do you think you're doing?!
Past Caleb Maxwell: Shut the hell up, bitch. This is where I'm going to exact some revenge on you eight. You not only betrayed me and shot me in the shoulder eight years ago when you tried to kill me, but thanks to you blabbing out that you also murdered my cousin, Ethan Maxwell, now I have another reason to not only torture you, but also, to kill you eight.
Past Mark Davidson: Kill us?! You're shitting us, right?
Suddenly, Caleb Maxwell's large black guns from eight years ago suddenly appeared and they were in the same pristine state from so long ago, and he aimed them at Mark Davidson.
Past Jacob Parson: Oh shit, you're not kidding us! You're..., you're insane! You realize you're gonna get in trouble with the cops.
Past Caleb Maxwell: We're not only far from town, but I no longer care about the law of mortal men, after all, I died eight years ago, and even after I came back, I'm no longer considered mortal, and nothing's going to stop me from doing this, and it'll also help when I go after Drake, Dad, and The Syndicate and make them suffer the same fate as you eight.
Past Jacob Parson, Mark Davidson, Ritchie Sanders, Jamie Davis, Carly Evans, Jackie Tanner, Natalie Richards, and Sarah Edwards: Shit!
Past James Blunt: What are you going to do to them?
Past Caleb Maxwell: Despite you and Cage comforted me, Mr. Blunt, those eight decided to ruin that by showing up to kill me, and I cannot forgive them for it. They betrayed me eight years ago, and I intend to get a little...payback on their hides by torturing them before they die, and since they also admitted to murdering my cousin long ago, that makes them murderers, and as vampire law dictates, you can kill them.
Past Cage Blunt: Y-you...? How did you manage to find out about the vampires' laws?
Past Caleb Maxwell: That's something I'll tell you about for another time. Alright, then, let the fun begin.
Suddenly, Caleb Maxwell started shooting at them: but he didn't hit their vital organs, he hit them in the arms and legs, and the bullets absolutely hurt like Hell as they screamed in pain.
Nico: Damn...!
Past Jacob Parson, Mark Davidson, Ritchie Sanders, Jamie Davis, Carly Evans, Jackie Tanner, Natalie Richards, and Sarah Edwards: YOU! YOU FREAKING LUNATIC! ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Past Caleb Maxwell: Maybe. See, that's the thing, my life was absolutely ruined by my little brother's ruthlessness and violent abusive madness that meant my life was going to end by the time I turned 21, but he ended it a lot earlier. Then, there's you eight deciding to betray me and kill me, you have no idea of how much you hurt me deeply with that act of betrayal. You caused me to have a severe breakdown, and yet, you showed no freaking remorse for it. It's no wonder the university decided to expel you eight and you also got disowned by your families as well, at least, they had more common sense than you sewage brained baboons.
Past Ritchie Sanders: YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD! YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS?! WE'LL KILL YOU AGAIN AND PRESENT YOUR HEAD TO THE SYNDICATE!
Past Caleb Maxwell: What? What did you say?!
Past Jacob Parson: You heard us, we made a deal with Drake Maxwell to kill you again and bring your head to him! Killing you is what's going to avenge our wounded pride!
Past Caleb Maxwell: That's enough! Shut your mouths, maggots!
CALEB MAXWELL TOOK A LARGE TREE LIMB AND HIT THEM RIGHT IN THE MOUTHS AND KNOCKED OUT ALL THEIR TEETH!
Past Caleb Maxwell: See, right there is also another reason why you deserve to die: you only cared about protecting your shitty pride and ego, and you also had a desire for fame and fortune for the wrong reasons, and now, I find out you also made a deal with that shithead fuck, now that's another reason why you deserve to die, but not by my hand. You eight are nothing more than filth. Mr. Blunt, Cage, I'll leave them to you.
James Blunt and Cage Blunt went at Jacob Parson, Mark Davidson, Ritchie Sanders, Jamie Davis, Carly Evans, Jackie Tanner, Natalie Richards, and Sarah Edwards, and they bit each of them on the neck and sucked them dry of every last drop of blood until they were all dead and they got stabbed in the chest with knives. Finally, Caleb Maxwell sprayed the bodies with oil and set them ablaze as they burned to ashes.
Past Cage Blunt: So, this is what you did to some of Drake's thugs, huh?
Past James Blunt: Along with other murderers. Caleb had the idea of dousing them with gasoline and setting them on fire, it was the way for criminals to die, but he said he was gonna spray them with oil and set them on fire. I admit, that was a better idea because gasoline always tends to get someone's attention when set on fire, and this really did the job.
Past Caleb Maxwell: It's better than using gasoline, and it doesn't leave any trace of evidence of the bastards.
They went inside and got a change of clothes after a good shower and went to sleep as the video ended.
Nico: Damn, so now, we saw the side of you that screamed out for vengeance and blood, that's pretty brutal.
Me: Without a doubt, and you were really out to kill your brother.
Lincoln: It was the first time that Cage and Mr. Blunt saw that side of you emerge, but this time, it emerged with full force and absolute vengeance.
Caleb Maxwell: I didn't want to let that side out, but ever since my mask shattered forever, I had no problem letting that side of me out, and the whole learning the vampires' laws. I had decided to learn about them from Mr. Blunt and Marcus Mackenzie, and over time, I'd learned them all too well, and I used it to not get caught by the NYPD while I went after The Syndicate.
Jack Howard: So, that's why we'd been having trouble finding the bodies of The Syndicate, it was you. You left no evidence at all despite your murderous nature.
Casey Antonio: Even so, he pulled one on us ever since his return to New York and he began killing The Syndicate members and we didn't even see it.
Roxy Drake: Had we known we were dealing with someone who's a skilled professional, we would've called for additional help.
James Blunt: (Smirks) And who do you think would help out with this? You know my son has ties with Caleb, right? And he knew all about his hatred towards Drake.
Captain Whitten: I think he got us on that one, Roxy, and he's right. Blunt despised Drake for what he did to Caleb, and it's no surprise that he also wanted him dead as much as Caleb or any vampire we see on the streets.
Caleb Maxwell: You didn't know about there being vampires in New York because they kept their true self hidden with camoflage, Captain Whitten. But, you almost got that close to finding out about my secret eight years ago, same with Jack Howard who was a recruiter during that time.
Roxy Drake: He almost found out, but you ran away before he could question you, and you knew the reason why.
Travis Tackett: Me and Cage coming out.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice are heading to Aquatic Ruin Zone.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 9'11", handsome and extremely muscular wolf man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters and Zoey Tsukino made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Plus, we found out Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound criminals, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy and he killed them all.
Nightmare Apprentice: Wow, so this is Aquatic Ruin Zone, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Nightmare Apprentice, and it's perfect for our first date, shall we?
Lincoln, Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice dived into the waters and had an awesome time swimming, and there, they also saw the sea life that live there, then, the girls took turns in giving Lincoln a deep tissue massage which not only relaxed their muscles and entire body, but they also released some tension he'd been carrying.
Then, he made clones of himself and he did the same thing giving the girls deep tissue massages, and when they were done, they were literally relaxed. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and they went into a workout area Lincoln created, and Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.
Nightmare Apprentice: (Swooning) Lincoln's gotten even more handsome and manlier than ever since we last met and after he transformed.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice and Lincoln's harem placed their hands on the massive hairy pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into the right traps of Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their traps as they healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln was covered in kisses on his face, body, and twelve-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Aquatic Ruin Zone, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, nineteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice are now in your harem, Linky.
Kelly, Shannon, Janelle, Roxanne Burgerstick, April, Sapphire Deep, Swordfighter Peach, Detective Peach, Patissiere Peach, Kung Fu Peach, Ninja Peach, Cowgirl Peach, Figure Skater Peach, Dashing Thief Peach, Mermaid Peach, Mighty Peach, Radiant Peach, Super Radiant Peach, and Nightmare Apprentice showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: You girls had no trouble at all.
Shannon: Not at all, and we not only gave Lincoln a deep tissue massage, but he also gave us the same deep tissue massage, and he had us swooning when he lifted thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells he summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long wolf brown tails, and we were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.
Serena Logan: He really got that confident and bold. I think we made Lincoln into a really strong and powerful manly man.
Rarity: Well, you all helped in that matter.
Lincoln: She's right on that one, Serena.
Maria: Too bad Flip's kicked the bucket, now I can't give him the finger anymore.
Nico: You know we made a clone of that mutant.
Lincoln: He's right, along with clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III to join Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mindy, Mandy, The Platypus Brothers, and Schnozmo who are still imprisoned at Lynn's Table.
Eli: That's right.
Maria: Oh right, I forgot. Well, let 'em have it.
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in mouths of the clones of Flip, Flop, Slip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and in the mouths of Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, Mindy, Schnozmo, and The Platypus Brothers, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into their mouths and the funnel was removed. Then, their stomachs gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
The clones of Flip, Flop, Slip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and in the mouths of Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, Mindy, Schnozmo, and The Platypus Brothers farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of their asses like crazy!
The clones of Flip, Flop, Slip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and in the mouths of Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, Mindy, Schnozmo, and The Platypus Brothers stopped farting like crazy and we were laughing hysterically.
Lincoln: That's still as hilarious as ever! (LAUGHS)
Nico: Man, those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Okay, that was still as hilarious as ever!
Nico: When the next humiliation session starts, we've got much worse for them. (SMIRKING LIKE A DEMON)
Me: Oh man, are they in trouble.
Alright, here's the scene that'll lead to Valerie Quinn, Daydream Laughter Princess of Tech and Lincoln VS. Phoebe Pinkie Dark
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the next mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive thirty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier, manlier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Lance Loud: Honestly, Lynnie, I'm still that surprised that Lincoln's attracted a ton of girls.
Lynn Sr.: Even Rita and I were stunned, and after hearing all of the trouble he's been through because of Chase Young's Dark Side turning Principal Huggins, Chandler, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into those monsters from years ago, they wanted to protect him and make them pay.
Rita: But, in the end, those Dark Sides finally got The Black Gates and they'd since healed and repaired things with Lincoln.
I was napping.
Poromon: I'll start us off
Me: (Snoring)
I had my hand hanging down.
Poromon put mashed potatoes in my hand and then he ticked my nose with a feather and then...
KRASPLAT!
I hit my face and splattered potatoes all over my face!
Me: (Muffled) Huh? Mashed potatoes!? Very funny guys!
Poromon: (LAUGHS) April fools!
Me: (LAUGHS) Good one!
Manaphy: Me next!
Manaphy went to Nico's room and set up a prank as he was napping. Then Nico woke up and then...
A MEAT MONSTER ROARED IN HIS FACE AND SCARED HIM BIG TIME!
Nico: (SCREAMS IN FRIGHT!)
Manaphy: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Nico hyperventilated.
Nico: That was... SO FUNNY! (LAUGHS) Good one!
Poliwag: Me next!
Poliwag went to Rainbow Dash's room and found her getting ready to take a nap.
She went and lied down and then...
LOUD LONG NASTY SUPER FARTS!
Rainbow Dash: WHOA!
She saw that her bed HAD NUMEROUS Whoopee cushions on it!
Poliwag: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Rainbow Dash laughed hysterically!
Rainbow Dash: Good one!
Horsea: Me next!
She went to Luan's room and pulled out a pie bazooka.
She saw Luan working on something. Then she fired.
NUMEROUS PIE SPLATS!
She splattered Luan all over with pies!
But it was really a dummy!
Horsea: What the!?
Luan: Nice try Horsea!
ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!
She zapped her with a Joy Buzzer!
Luan: April Fools!
Me: (LAUGHS) She should know better than to go after Luan!
I was reading the newspaper.
Horsea: I'll do someone else
She went to Twilight Sparkle's room.
Just as Twilight got up she stepped on numerous banana peels.
Twilight Sparkle: WHOOAAAAA!
SLIP!
She then fell into a tub full of MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM!
SPLAT!
Horsea: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) That was funny! (Slurps) Mmm! Mint chip.
Hoppip: Me next!
Hoppip went to Sandy's room and as she came to her mirror she saw HAWK AND HANK POKING FUN AT HER!
Hawk: Oh, so we shouldn't say anything bad about... [turns around; grabs his behind and shakes it and rolls eyes] Texas!
Sandy: [blushes angrily] I'm warnin' you, Hawk!
Hawk: Look, Hank, I'm Texas! Duh, howdy, y'all! Howdy y'all!
Hank: I'm Texas, too. Git a dog, little longie! Git a dog!
Hawk: Howdy y'all!
Hank Git a dog, little longie! Git a dog!
Sandy: Y'all best cut it out!
Hawk: [while Hank does armpit farts] The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas! [Sandy gets steaming mad. Hawk turns into the shape of Texas] Hey, Hank, what am I now?
Hank: Uhh, stupid?
Hawk: No, I'm Texas!
Hank: What's the difference?! [They both laugh uproariously]
Sandy: [faces the duo, her fists clenched] Y'all best apologize, or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!
Hawk: You'll have to catch us first!
They ran off!
SANDY WENT AFTER THEM AND WENT TO LYNN'S TABLE AND SMASHED AND PULVERIZED THEM FEROCIOUSLY!
Hoppip came in and laughed!
She had a Hologram of them!
Hoppip: APRIL FOOLS!
Sandy: (LAUGHS) Good one!
Jirachi: Me next!
Jirachi went to Lori's room.
Lori was putting on makeup.
Then NUMEROUS FLOWERS GREW! But then she saw they were feet shape plants!
LOUD NASTY LONG FART!
Lori: STINKWEED! EW EW EW EW!
Jirachi: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Lori: (LAUGHS) That was literally a good one!
Tentacool: Me next!
She then went and saw a Lynn getting ready. Then suddenly...
ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!
NUMEROUS JELLYFISH CAME AND ELECTROCUTED HER ALL OVER!
OUCH!
Lynn: Ouch!
Tentacool: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS!
Lynn: (LAUGHS!) Good one!
Mevya: Me next!
He decided to make a prank call.
It was to Moe's Tavern.
Moe answered.
Moe: Moe's Tavern? Hang on I'll check. Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!
THEY LAUGHED!
Barney laughed hysterically!
Barney Gumble: (LAUGHS) OH THAT'S A NEW ONE!
Mevya: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! Moe it's Mevya.
Moe: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS A GOOD ONE MEVYA!
Mevya: Now for another one!
Kevin Levin was walking to his room when he saw Mevya laying on the floor seemingly dead.
But he wasn't going to fall for it.
Kevin Levin: Nice try Mevya.
Mevya: Aw man!
Me: Kevin's too smart to fall for that.
Kevin: Yep.
Me: That was a nice try though.
Kevin Levin: Look on the bright side. That's 6 pranks succeeded and two pranks failed. Now it's all even
Me: 8 pranks succeeded and 2 failed. But yeah. That was a good one!
Billy: Let me do one!
Billy called Vypra.
Vypra: Hello?
Billy: (In falsetto) (Clears throat) This is P.U. Poopenhauser and I am conducting a national survey. Tell me do you smell like dog doodoo or just look like it.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Billy: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! It's me Billy.
Vypra: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
Leap Frog: (to Lightning Dust) You should take care of that Ponyta
Lightning Dust: I will and it's gonna be awesome.
Me: It sure is. Look on the bright side though Billy, at least you succeeded in pranking someone.
Billy: Too true!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye and the eyes on the shoulder blades of his massive white angel wings and nine sets of large white angel wings under his massive white angel wings, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figure was in the vision: to our anger, it was none other than our old enemy, Dark Connor, the dark side of Nico's brother, Connor Chan, he's come back from The Black Gates to again seek revenge on us for ruining his April Fools' Prank Apocalypse, and that evil pranking genius has set up the worst kinds of insidious pranks and gags all over the city, and these traps kill anyone who sets foot in them. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln, me, and Nico: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING!
Eli: Please, tell me that wasn't who I think we saw!
Lincoln: Afraid so, Eli.
Lincoln sounded the alarm and everyone came in.
May: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Everyone, we've got a huge emergency, and this is someone we're not going to like seeing in the slightest: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: to our anger, it was none other than our old enemy, Dark Connor, the dark side of Nico's brother, Connor Chan, he's come back from The Black Gates to again seek revenge on us for ruining his April Fools' Prank Apocalypse, and that evil pranking genius has set up the worst kinds of insidious pranks and gags all over the city, and these traps kill anyone who sets foot in them.
EVERYONE GASPED!
May: Oh crap! That's not good at all!
Alicia Chan: That pranking monster's back once again?! I thought we were done with him!
Mindy Chan: This has Anti-Monitor all over it!
Connor Chan: Or Morgana Midnight Sparkle! There's no way Anti-Monitor would ever bring back that lunatic.
Lincoln: You're right, it wasn't Anti-Monitor, it was Morgana Midnight Sparkle.
Leandro Chan: My God.
Aurora Chan: We got to stop him.
Mindy Chan: And we will, Mom. We've got tons of pain and payback to unleash on that little monster for all of the nasty brutal pranks he pulled on us every year on April Fools' Day.
Nico: Especially for the time when he laced my underwear with hot sauce! Thanks to him, my butt was neon red for days thanks to him, I am so going to tear that little monster apart. Lincoln, where's he at?
Lincoln: He's hiding out in the abandoned prank factory, but since he's put up those lethal pranks and gags all over, we can't get to him.
Nico: We'll have to rescue everyone before they get caught in his pranks and get them to the safety of Lynn's Table, and then, we disable all of his insidiously lethal pranks and gags, and finally, we go hunt down Dark Connor and make him pay for almost killing everyone in the city with his pranks, and send that insidious evil pranking genius to The Black Abyss forever. Let's get going, team!
Lincoln: Let's do it. Time for that monster to pay for his crimes!
Leap Frog: You may need these guys.
He gave is weapons called the Destroyers of Dark Connor, they're a massive collection of greatswords, blasters, spellbooks, and magic rings that'll really put some serious damage on that prank-crazed psychopathic lunatic.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back, the eyes on the shoulder blades of his massive angel wings and eleven sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings, and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as we sensed a massive dark energy signal with our eyes and the Force, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figure was in the vision: it was Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity, and she's coming after us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: So, you're finally on the move.
Me: Was that?
Lincoln: Yep, the thirteenth of The Midnight Princesses, Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity.
Valerie Quinn: I knew she'd be the next one we'd face. But, we're ready for her, she's gonna be taken down by The Laughter of Harmony, but first, we got to deal with our little pest problem.
Nico: She's about to be taken down and imprisoned. Alright, everyone, let's head out and take down all of Dark Connor's pranks!
Lincoln: And then, we go after that pranking monster and end him for good, and once we get done with him, you're next, Phoebe Pinkie Dark.
Valerie Quinn: The suffering you've caused all those years ago can never be forgiven, Phoebe, and now, I will see to it that you die here and now!
Lincoln put up a powerful rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to save everyone from the lethal pranks and gags of Dark Connor and get them to the safety of Lynn's Table, and once we got done disabling the pranks, we're going to go after Dark Connor and make him pay and send him to The Black Abyss forever, and once we got done with him, Valerie Quinn and Lincoln are going to take out Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity.
We were flying to the abandoned prank factory.
Horsea: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: DemiVeemon next.
Qin: Cool!
Nico: Yep.
Me: That is awesome.
We then saw a majestic bald eagle land on Peacemaker's arm.
Peacemaker: Hey, Eagly.
Me: OOH! Wow.
Nico: Yep.
Peacemaker: Like him? Eagly's one of my trusted BFFs
Me: He's awesome. Eagly is perfect too because he's the symbol of America.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: That is awesome.
Peacemaker: Yep.
Nico: Alright, now we got to get to work and save everyone before they fall into that psychopath's traps and get killed.
We immediately got to work and we began rescuing the citizens of Gotham Royal York and get them to Lynn's Table, and we disabled the traps and gags that psycho had set up all over the city.
Me: Phew, that was a lot of hard work, but we did it. We got everyone to safety at Lynn's Table and we disabled that lunatic's traps.
Nico: Now, to get that pranking lunatic, Dark Connor.
Suddenly, we heard in the distance the sound of maniacal laughter and it was coming from the old prank factory that became abandoned years ago.
Mindy Chan: There's that crazy prankster now, I can hear his maniacal laughter from anywhere! Let's tear his ass apart!
Connor Chan: Wait, hold it, Mindy. You know he's me, right? So, he also has traps set up around the factory as well.
Nico: That's true, and I hadn't forgotten your traps.
Lincoln: If they're like Luan's traps, I've got just the thing.
Lincoln formed a miniature sun and threw it into the distance, and then...!
SNAP! CHOMP! CLANG! BANG! POW! BLAM! SMASH! SLAM! BOOM! KABOOM! BLANG! BONK!
WE HEARD THE SOUNDS OF THE MULTIPLE PRANKS GOING OFF ALL OVER THE AREA AROUND THE PRANK FACTORY AND WE SAW IT THROUGH A ONE-WAY VIEWING MIRROR LINCOLN MADE!
Lincoln: Gotcha, you psychotic madman!
Me: Wow, that was pretty impressive, Lincoln.
Nico: Sending a miniature sun to make all of his pranks and traps go off was really awesome. Now, then, let's get that pranking madman. (Blue Eyes turn red) You've had this coming for so many years, Dark Connor! Now, you're getting a really nasty dose of payback for all of the pranks you've pulled on us over the years!
We then headed for the abandoned prank factory, and we saw it: it was an imposing place, but the years of abandonment took its toll on the place.
Me: The Old Royal Woods Pranks and Gags Factory. Looks like no one has been here for years.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: This is definitely a place The Joker would hide out in.
Batman: It does fit his style.
Nico: Anyone here?
Eli: (Senses him) Dark Connor is in there.
Eli: There's the door.
Eli tried to open it, but he couldn't. Then, we saw the screen come on, and there we saw Dark Connor sitting in his chair.
Dark Connor: Hah! Nice try, pathetic fools! I put in a massive Adamantium and Neutronium door with Neutronium chains and I've made it hard for you to even open it! You will never stop me, NEVER! And soon, I will unleash madness untold all over this pathetic city with my pranks and I will enjoy seeing all of you die laughing! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
The screen cuts off.
Nico: You psychotic little...! Now, you're really gonna pay!
Me: He really is that crazy. But, not that smart to realize how much we've changed.
Qin: I knew he wasn't going to make this easy!
Suddenly, Lincoln, Nico, and I grabbed the Neutronium chains and yanked them off of the door and absorbed the Neutronium chains into our bodies. Then, we grabbed the Adamantium and Neutronium door and he ripped the door off right off of its hinges and we absorbed the door into our bodies.
Lincoln: That's much better.
Nico: You said it. Alright, now let's get that prank crazy psychopath and tear him to pieces!
Mindy Chan: Let's tear his ass apart!
Alicia Chan: I'm going to curse him for all eternity and let the demons tear his flesh apart!
Connor Chan: He used me in his insane spree of prank crazed chaos, he needs to pay for this!
Leandro Chan: For so many years, that prank-crazy monster has caused us so much trouble, and now, his crimes have finally come back to haunt him.
Aurora Chan: And now, we're gonna make him pay for what he did!
Lincoln: (CRACKS KNUCKLES) Now, let's go hunt down that psychotic prankster and put an end him for good.
But, the bold determination and talk also caused Lincoln's harem, my harem, and Nico's harem to blush even more, especially the pure manly display of our strength in action.
Lily the Mermaid, May, and Varie: (Swooning) My God.
Lynn: Hey, you guys, snap out of it.
They snapped out of it.
Lincoln's harem, my harem, and Nico's harem: (Nervous Laughs) Sorry about that.
Nico: Alright, then, let's get going and hunt down that psychopathic lunatic and give him a taste of his own medicine.
Me: Entrance time people!
WE THEN WENT INSIDE THE ABANDONED FACTORY TO GO AFTER OUR TARGET: THE SINISTER DARK CONNOR, THE MAD PRANKING GENIUS, AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THAT PRANK CRAZY PSYCHOPATH PAY FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!
We walked through the factory, and it was too quiet in there: it was silent as the grave. Suddenly, we saw incoming spring-loaded boxing gloves heading for us, but we blasted them into ashes along with whatever came at us.
Then we saw a chair and went over to it. Then the spirits of pranks came and swirled around it and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out above it and a Phoenix Cry was heard and we landed. Finally, we saw a chair facing back at us.
Nico: We've played your dirty little games for the last time, Dark Connor. Now, turn around and face us, you coward.
Me: Yeah you chicken!
Suddenly, the chair turned around, and there we saw our target: Dark Connor, but man, he was red in the face and he was already pissed off at us.
Dark Connor: You stupid monkey-tailed overgrown wolf freak! You have ruined my prank apocalypse for the last fucking time! Now, I'm going to kill you, your stupid sisters and brother, your parents, family, and your goddamn whores and useless children! YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR GETTING IN MY WAY!
DARK CONNOR HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST IT AND TURNED INTO AN UNHINGED PSYCHOPATH OUT FOR BLOOD! BUT, NICO PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND SCRATCHED OUT HIS RIGHT EYE WITH HIS GOLD-ARMORED DRAGON CLAWS!
Nico: You did that to yourself, and that threat you just made, consider yourself a dead man walking! You may be a dark version of my brother, but it's time for an OVERDUE SPANKING!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of demons arise and they bore the mark of Phoebe Pinkie Dark coming out.
Lincoln: So, Phoebe's sent her army of Dark Magic Insanity demons to attack us, huh?
Lincoln fired magic draining blasts that hit Phoebe Pinkie Dark's Dark Magic Insanity Demons and he sucked out all their dark magic and made them his and he also sucked out their life force and killed them, and that left Dark Connor all alone, and it drove him even more mad!
Me: Bowling ball bazookas fire!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
We fired Bowling Balls and then...
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
We smashed him left and right!
Me: Fart Blasters fire!
LOUD NASTY FARTS!
They fired farts and blasted him and he gagged and threw up!
Then energy blasts hit Dark Connor and we saw that they came from a Stantler!
Me: COOL! Stantler!
Nico: And then, there was one! But also what's that doing here!?
Me: One of Dark Gale's creations no doubt.
Bambi: I think I know this one.
Lilja: (Icelandic Accent) Me too.
Lilja used Telepathy and gasped!
Bambi gasped too!
Bambi: Oh man! Shania Bambi!
Lilja: Whoa! She's here! We better go help her!
Me: Right! Nico you hold him off while we do so!
Nico: Right!
We went to face her.
Lilja: Shania, it's me Lilja and Bambi!
All she did was charge at them and we dodged her.
Me: WHOA! Looks like we got to do it the hard way.
Bambi: We sure do.
Lilja: Yeah!
We fire waves of leaves and lightning and blasted her.
Then I snapped my fingers and she reverted back and was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had green leaf angel wings and had Stantler in the middle of her forehead.
We wrapped her in a blanket.
Me: Yeah!
Shania Bambi: (Groans) What happened?
Lilja: Shania?
Shania Bambi: Lilja? Bambi? You're here! Wow!
She hugged them.
Shania Bambi: Where am I?
Me: You're in the Abandoned Pranks and Gags factory in Gotham Royal York. It was closed down 20 years ago.
Shania Bambi: Oh man!
Me: You were turned into a Stantler by Dark Gale.
Shania Bambi: (GASP) I remember!
FLASHBACK
She was in a green suit and injected and then she turned into Stantler and busted out and blasted the members all over and left.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Shania Bambi: It was awful.
Me: Well Dark Gale is gone. We destroyed them.
Shania Bambi: Thank goodness.
Me: We're in the middle of a battle right now.
Luan: A funny one!
Rarity: Lets get you some new clothes darling.
The Fashion brigade gave her green and spring green clothes and a plant sword.
Shania Bambi: Wow I look amazing!
Me: You sure do.
Shania Bambi: Lets get this monster.
Me: It's a dark version of Nico's Brother, Connor. It's April Fools Day and he is dangerous.
Shania Bambi: Oh man!
We went to face him.
I flicked the switches for Stinky Butt, Ol Faceful and Cheese Planet and got a REALLY NASTY STINKY FART SWORD!
Me: The Sword of a Thousand Stinky Purges!
Nico: Nice!
Me: SUPER PURGE STYLE NINJA ART: NASTY VOMIT DELUGE REGURGITATION!
I swung it and fired a massive wave of rotten vomit and drenched Dark Connor all over! YUCK!
Peacemaker shot his gun at him
BANG!
He got hit in the leg!
Me: Nice shot!
Shania Bambi: Like old times guys?
Lilja: You know it!
Bambi: Lets do it!
Shania, Bambi and Lilja: BAMBI FOREST MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of energy and leaves and blasted him.
But then Megan Rockell and Shania's bodies were twitching. They yelled in surprise.
Megan Rockell: No! We control the power!
Shania Bambi: It doesn't control us!
They concentrated and reigned in the power of Rapidash and Stantler and they transformed and blasted him all over. They reverted back and blasted him with fire and leaves.
Red Savarin unholstered his massive Red Savarin's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Caninu Hunter-Akita Inu-Mutt-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Red Savarin: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You caused so much trouble for the very last time, and you show no remorse, you really are an absolute monster.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo had his Skippy the Bush Kangaroo's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Gauntlets and Greaves of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice ready and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Kangaroo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Australian Accent) I may love a good prank, but what you did was on a level that only Dark Luan could reach.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo and Red Savarin went after Dark Connor, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of red and yellow, red and blue, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, fire, flames, kangaroos, phoenixes, and angels at Dark Connor and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, he punched him hard with his gauntlets and kicked him with his graves and he got hit hard and Red Savarin slashed at him with his massive greatsword and hit him with stun blasts and bullets.
Then, he balanced himself with his tail and kicked him hard in the crotch and pelvis shattering them forever!
Robin Hood unholstered his massive Robin Hood's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Sherwood Forest Outlaw-Fox-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel Hope.
Robin Hood: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That brutal kick to the crotch is only the beginning of your pain, Scarecrow, you've got a lot to answer for.
Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Fairy-Dragon-Nymph-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Rayman: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, we're about to make your pain even worse.
Lincoln: Let's get him, boys!
Lincoln, Red Savarin, Robin Hood, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, and Rayman went after Dark Connor, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, green, purple and red, red and yellow, red, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, elemental forces, mythological animals, and mythical beasts, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they slashed and punched at him with their massive greatswords and gauntlets and greaves leaving bleeding scars on him.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Australian Fire Inferno Firestorm Pilirin Aboriginal Master Kangaroo Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Australian Accent) You're already in a lot of trouble, you know that.
Robin Hood: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Heroic Outlaw Sherwood Forest Eternal Nature Leaf Storm Fury Fox Outlaw Phoenix God Seraphim Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You deserve to die for all of your crimes, you psychopath.
Rayman: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your pranks were nothing more than lethal and you only used them to hurt or kill people.
Red Savarin: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Hurricane Firestorm Inferno Caninu Hunter Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, we're going to end your pranking rampage once and for all.
Lincoln: You've lost, Dark Connor, and now, it's time for you to suffer the consequences.
Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Planetary Savior Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Archangel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight-Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Bravery.
Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) It's all over for you, Dark Connor, now it's time for you to pay for your crimes!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice Hope.
And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Saiyan-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I honestly thought we'd never have to deal with you again, Dark Connor, but to find out Morgana Midnight Sparkle brought you back, you've got some nerve!
Nico: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really don't know when to quit, do you, you psychotic prankster?
Me: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is the last time we're facing you, this time, we're ending this once and for all, and we're going to make you pay for everything you've done.
A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ELEMENTAL FORCES ERUPTED BEHIND US, AND THE FORCES OF THE ELEMENTS TRANSFORMED INTO MYTHICAL BEASTS THAT LET OUT A MASSIVE ROAR, AND THAT PISSED OFF DARK CONNOR TO NO END! NOW, THE BATTLE TO FINALLY END DARK CONNOR WAS ON!
Lincoln, Crash Bandicoot, Red Savarin, Nico, and I and the rest of us went after Dark Connor, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, aura energy, colored energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Dark Connor and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two massive angelic and demonic greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire and elemental blasts at him as well and Nico and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated dragon claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and Lincoln, Crash Bandicoot, Red Savarin, Nico, and I and the rest of us attacked him super hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, and this was making Dark Connor even angrier than ever.
Dark Connor: YOU! YOU! HOW DARE YOU GET A HAPPY ENDING! HOW DARE YOU!
Lincoln fired rainbow, white, golden yellow, and blue energy blasts from his left hand and the smaller planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, and they hit Dark Connor on the butt, and he screamed in agonizing pain as he was holding his butt!
Eli: That'll teach you, bastard!
Then, Lincoln smashed his left fist hard into Dark Connor's stomach and ruptured it as his fist smashed into it!
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't take kindly to crazy threats like that. (Grabs Dark Connor by his neck and forces him to look him in the eye) You should have never messed with us all those years ago, Dark Connor. By doing so, you just brought down the full wrath of the forces of Heaven, you deserve to suffer for eternity for all of your crimes! Rot in Hell, you piece of shit!
Then, Lincoln threw Dark Connor and fired a rainbow energy ball that hit Dark Connor on the back and he was left with a burning scar on his back.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We got him on the ropes, now, let's finish this!
Alright, here's the match-up scene: Valerie Quinn, Daydream Laughter Princess of Tech and Lincoln VS. Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is it, Dark Connor, this is where it ends for you, you psychopath.
Lincoln kicked Dark Connor hard into the air, and he held his left hand up and he formed a massive red energy ball with seven energy orbs with the faces of The Shadow Dragons orbiting around it.
Dark Connor: WHAT THE FUCK!
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) It's over, you prankster, now disappear forever! SHADOW DRAGON KARMA BOMB!
Lincoln fired the massive energy ball, and it hit Dark Connor and exploded with incredible power
Peacemaker pulls out an Heckler & Koch HK416D Carbine and plays air guitar with it before firing a barrage of sweeping bullets at Dark Connor's legs, causing him to stumble backwards. Eagly then flies in and attacks Dark Connor, clawing and pecking at his face where Peacemaker approaches with a Kel-Tec KSG shotgun. He smacks him in the face with the butt of the firearm then performs a trick shot under his groin, shooting Dark Connor in the chest, with the pellets of the shotgun blast forming a peace symbol in Dark Connor's body as it destroys and shatters his ribcage, shoulder blades and spine in the process.
Me: WHOA! Nice shooting Chris!
Peacemaker: Thanks! That was fun.
The magic from Lincoln took effect and it reduced him to ashes and sent his spirit to The Black Abyss forever.
We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down!
Nico, Alicia Chan, Mindy Chan, Connor Chan, Leandro Chan, and Aurora Chan: It's over for you, Dark Connor! Never come back to hurt us again, you psychotic prank-crazy madman!
Me: See you never, you psychopath.
Lincoln: Never come after us again, you madman. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU! YOU RUINED MY FUN FOR THE LAST TIME, LINCOLN LOUD AND THE DAYDREAM PRINCESSES!
Suddenly, the twenty-five large planets orbiting around my legs, the twenty-five large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the twenty-five large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the twenty large colored planets orbiting around Crash Bandicoot's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the fifteen large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the fifteen large marine blue planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the fifteen large ocean blue planets orbiting around Varie's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around William Dunbar and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our large gold halos with four orbiting large gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive and indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a sudden barrage of dark magic blasts and the blasts were absorbed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent of blood) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, you better get out here, Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity.
A tornado of pink darkness and dark magic appeared, and as soon as the tornado vanished, in its place stood Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity.
Valerie Quinn: We've already taken care of and destroyed Dark Connor, and we also got rid of your Dark Magic Insanity Demons that you sent after us, so you failed to get rid of us with your minions and using that prankster.
Phoebe Pinkie Dark: (ENRAGED DEMONIC VOICE) That deranged psychotic prankster failed in his task, and now, I have to do everything myself! Damn him!
Valerie Quinn: Well, you better consider those your last and final words.
Suddenly, Valerie Quinn's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy aura with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, balloons, gears, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Phoebe Pinkie Dark, she left pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, balloons, gears, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Valerie Quinn: From the very moment that we found out the seal was broken, we'd known you and the other Midnight Princesses would return once again to get revenge on us for banishing you all to The Netherworld seven years ago. But, that is never going to happen, Phoebe Pinkie Dark, as The Daydream Princess of Tech Laughter and member of The Daydream Princesses, I hereby sentence you to death for all of your crimes.
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF VALERIE QUINN WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE ALICORN, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, AND THEY CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE ALICORN, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND VALERIE QUINN GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Valerie Quinn was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, tech, gears, balloons, and magic, surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, angels, and Daydream Pinkie Pie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Phoebe Pinkie Dark: the blood red eyes of eternal death and eternal judgement, and we saw heavenly lights shining down on the vortex.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice glowed with very intense brightness, The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals, and The Unity Crystals on Crash Bandicoot's massive Crash Bandicoot's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Skylanders Knight Life Skylanders Brawler Sensei Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Archangel Justice fired three beams of light into Valerie Quinn's massive greatsword, and it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, tech, gears, balloons, and magic, surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, angels, and Daydream Pinkie Pie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Phoebe Pinkie Dark: the blood red eyes of eternal death and eternal judgement with heavenly lights shining on the vortex is A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA, AND ALL THE WORLDS AND PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSES BEYOND GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO VALERIE QUINN! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, VALERIE QUINN EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS
Valerie Quinn grew from 7'0" to 8'6" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twenty-five large pink planets orbiting around her legs and twenty-five smaller pink planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long pink hair with blue phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back and she has a large gold halo in the center with gold angel wings on the bottom behind her head with blue balloon-shaped gems embedded in it and surrounding it is a ring of hands made of gold with pink gems in the palms and surrounding the ring of hands made of gold is a ring of fire made of gold and four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head with blue balloon-shaped gems embedded in them and surrounding them are four rings of hands made of gold with pink gems in the palms and surrounding the rings of hands made of gold are four rings of fire made of gold, she has neon blue eyes and a pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy aura with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, gears, tech, balloons, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the symbol of The Tech Skylanders and Pinkie Pie's cutie mark in the hands of Daydream Pinkie Pie and an Alicorn, Phoenix, and Angel surrounding her emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Tech, Magic, Laughter, Cosmic, Universe, God, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its horn, she also has an Alicorn with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Tech, Magic, Laughter, Cosmic, Universe, God, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her pink Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and pink gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Valerie Quinn has on a white short-sleeved blouse and sleeveless pink crop top, white skirt with pink designs on it, gold-armored knee-high boots with embedded pink gems, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, gears, tech, balloons, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Daydream Pinkie Pie with the symbol of The Tech Skylanders and Pinkie Pie's cutie mark in her hands and surrounded by a phoenix, Alicorn, and angel and surrounded by tech, gears, balloons, and magic, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a pink gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Valerie Quinn felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings with blue tips on the large pink feathers grew much larger for her new body with a wingspan of 1,050'0" and medium sized pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive pink angel wings with a wingspan of 950'0" and small sized pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized pink angel wings with a wingspan of 850'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the small sized pink angel wings with a wingspan of 750'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 650'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 550'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 450'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 350'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 250'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 150'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 50'0" and another set of pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath the new pink angel wings with a wingspan of 25'0" and the shoulder blades of her massive pink angel wings and eleven sets of large pink angel wings underneath her massive pink angel wings now have eyes with blue iris and she now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, Valerie Quinn has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, but then, we saw that she also had on the Green Lantern, Red Lantern, Yellow Lantern, Orange Lantern, Indigo Lantern, White Lantern, Black Lantern, and Blue Lantern Corps rings on her other fingers and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings and she also has medium sized pink planets orbiting around her wrists and ankles.
Suddenly, Valerie Quinn's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, gears, tech, balloons, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Valerie Quinn's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Electric Tech Gear Cosmic Star Storm Daydream Tech Laughter Princess Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Electric Tech Gear Cosmic Star Storm Daydream Tech Laughter Princess Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and Daydream Pinkie Pie and etched on the 9'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads with pink gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, long 7'5" midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with pink gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold Alicorn heads is a large gold Alicorn head with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Valerie Quinn has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large white angel faces built into around the Bracers with pink gems embedded on their foreheads on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Alicorn with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with gears in between the kanji below Daydream Pinkie Pie that said, "Valerie Quinn, Daydream Tech Princess of Laughter, Party Planner and Comedian, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of The Elements of Tech, Laughter, and Magic, Member of The Daydream Princesses, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Archenemy of Flame Ghost, Party Pooper, and Krusty the Clown, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Destroyer of Queen Opaline Arcana and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Tech, Magic, Balloons, Laughter, Alicorns, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ヴァレリー・クイン、デイドリームテック 笑いのプリンセス、パーティープランナー兼コメディアン、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、テクノロジー、笑い、魔法の要素の達人、白昼夢のプリンセス のメンバー、愛情深い守護天使、将来の妻リンカーン・ラウド、ダーク・ロリの軽蔑者、ダーク・ルアン、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、ダーク・チャンドラー、キルジョイ・ハギンズ、そして残りのリンカーンの敵、フレイム・ゴーストの大敵、パーティー・プーパー、そして騎士団のメンバー、クラスティ・ザ・ピエロフレンドシップ・テーブルの一員、クイーン・オパリン・アルカナの破壊者、ドゥームズデイ・トゥエンティスリー、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マスター・オブ・ザ・パワーズ友情とエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートとブラックアビスのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、極悪人、腹黒い、サディスティック、妄想的、権力に飢えた、精神異常者、救いようのないろくでなしと暴君の破壊者であり殺戮者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートとブラック・アビスのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の偉大な神、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙、救いようのない黒い心の悪役の破壊者、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物の破壊者、権力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙と天空の使者にしてチャンピオン、宇宙の守護者ラウドハウスとラウドファミリー、調和、友情、純粋さ、希望、勇気、愛の大使、友情、希望、愛、勇気、正義の偉大な神、真の不滅の英雄、そして星、技術、魔法、風船の達人、笑い、アリコーン、フェニックス、天使
Valerie Quinn has transformed into SUPER SERAPHIM ARCHANGEL-DAYDREAM TECH PRINCESS OF LAUGHTER-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS ELECTRIC TECH GEAR COSMIC STAR STORM DAYDREAM TECH LAUGHTER PRINCESS SERAPHIM PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL OF DIVINE TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS ELECTRIC TECH GEAR COSMIC STAR STORM DAYDREAM TECH LAUGHTER PRINCESS SERAPHIM PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE TRUE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HEAVEN COSMOS ELECTRIC TECH GEAR COSMIC STAR STORM DAYDREAM TECH LAUGHTER PRINCESS SERAPHIM PHOENIX GOD ARCHANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Valerie Quinn's transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was really gushing out blood. But, when Phoebe Pinkie Dark saw it, she went ballistic and was about to attack her, but Valerie Quinn fired a massive barrage of pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, stars, aura energy, white and blue heavenly flames, gears, tech, magic, balloons, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels that hit Phoebe Pinkie Dark and sent her flying into a wall, she got back out, and she was really enraged!
Pinkie Pie: Wow, Valerie's transformed.
Valerie Quinn: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Electric Tech Gear Cosmic Star Storm Daydream Tech Laughter Princess Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Electric Tech Gear Cosmic Star Storm Daydream Tech Laughter Princess Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That I have, Pinkie Pie. Alright, let's do this, Linky.
Lincoln: Right, Valerie. This is where we put an end to your spree of destruction once and for all, Phoebe Pinkie Dark.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice Hope.
And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and transformed into Super Seraphim Archangel-Saiyan-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Justice and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel Hope and we joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even to this day, I was absolutely disgusted by all of your actions and what you've done, and even now, you're still as unforgiveable as ever. You wanted to destroy the Earth same with the rest of the other Midnight Princesses, that proves that you're just as dangerous as Queen Opaline, you walked the path of a monster crawling your way through the dark, that's a lonely path, and it's one that'll follow you into death. Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Insanity, may you suffer for all eternity with not a kindred soul to give you solace!
THAT PISSED OFF PHOEBE PINKIE DARK EVEN MORE!
Nico: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Don't get angry with us, you deserved to be told off like that. Now, we'll make sure that you pay the price for your crimes.
Me: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, your crimes have finally come back to haunt you, and now, it's time for you to die!
Lincoln, Valerie Quinn, Nico, and I went after Phoebe Pinkie Dark, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy, aura energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Shadow Wisps, Sylphs, Golems, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Phoebe Pinkie Dark, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving bleeding scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at her as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well same with Nico, and Valerie Quinn did the same by firing pink, white, golden yellow, and blue energy slashes from her gold-armored dragon claws and her massive greatsword, and Lincoln, Valerie Quinn, Nico, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our massive superhuman strength, and this was making Phoebe Pinkie Dark even more angrier than ever.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and eleven other sets of large white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings spread out even more as a gold intricate halo made of gold light appeared above his head along with three sets of gold chains around the gold light halo and formed into a purifying field that hit Phoebe Pinkie Dark, and we found ourselves in Heaven.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is it, Phoebe Pinkie Dark, this is where your rampage of destruction ends here and now.
Then, Lincoln's massive white angel wings and eleven sets of larger white angel wings underneath his massive angel wings fired chains of gold energy that bound Phoebe Pinkie Dark.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) For far too long, you've caused far too much pain and suffering to too many innocent souls and so many have suffered thanks to you.
Then, Lincoln charged and smashed his rainbow energy infused left fist into Phoebe Pinkie Dark's stomach and a cluster of rainbow, white, golden yellow, and blue heavenly flames exploded out behind her, then, Lincoln formed a very massive glowing rainbow energy blade surrounding the 9'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade of his massive greatsword.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is where your life end here and now!
Lincoln attacked her with two powerful energy slashes, and then...!
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) NOW, DIE AND GO TO HELL, MIDNIGHT PRINCESS OF DARK MAGIC INSANITY!
Lincoln did one final powerful energy slash that hit Phoebe Pinkie Dark hard, and then, a massive explosion erupted as the gold chains exploded into pieces, and Lincoln landed and Phoebe Pinkie Dark was now on her last legs and she was really really mangled.
Me: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) JUMPING JACKRABBITS!
Nico: (Divine Echoing Heavenly Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos Rainbow Redemption True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Saiyan Pride Dragon Ultimate Harmony Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) UNREAL!
Then, Lincoln fired an orange energy blast that hit Phoebe Pinkie Dark and he began sucking out her dark magic and powers, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and eleven sets of larger white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust)(GROWLS)
Then, when Lincoln was done, Phoebe Pinkie Dark was knocked out and we fired an Evil Containment Wave and trapped her in a bottle.
Lincoln: (Divine Heavenly Echoing Godly Voice of The True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Heaven Cosmos True United Friendship Almighty Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Elemental Heaven Cosmos Storm Ultimate Harmony True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds True Immortal God Hero Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Seraphim Phoenix God Archangel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Goodbye forever, monster of Hell.
We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Valerie Quinn's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twenty-five large pink planets orbiting around her legs, twenty-five smaller pink planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, medium sized pink planets orbiting around her wrists and ankles, and massive pink angel wings and eleven sets of large pink angel wings underneath her massive pink angel wings are permanent.
Valerie Quinn: This is the price that you must pay for all of your crimes, you insane she-demon! Thanks for helping me take down Phoebe Pinkie Dark, Lincoln, you too, J.D. and Nico.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Valerie.
Me and Nico: Our pleasure, Valerie.
Suddenly, Valerie Quinn wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his twelve-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Valerie Quinn's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Alicorn, Demon, and Daydream Pinkie Pie flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Valerie Quinn sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: Well, that's it for Phoebe Pinkie Dark.
WE HEARD THE LOUD SCREAMS OF DEMONIC RAGE AND INSANITY!
Me: And we've pissed off The Midnight Princesses big time! So, Lincoln, who's the next Abyss Actor Gene-Slammer and Avatar we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Suddenly, we saw a wave of darkness appear before us, and a theater stage appeared out of nowhere and a miniature version of Abyss Actor - Funky Comedian appeared as the spotlight shined on it.
Lincoln: I know just the person whom we're meeting tomorrow for my rescue: Cordelia Balthazar, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Abyss Actor - Funky Comedian.
Selene Arcangela: I knew that was her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Cordelia Balthazar, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Abyss Actor - Funky Comedian, is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's a talented actor who's gotten the role of many protagonists in the plays she and her sisters have put on, and she's a master of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she really knew how to put on a show when she steps onto the stage. She's the member of The Actors of The Darkness, a renowned theater group of girls who are the Gene-Slammers and Avatars of the Abyss Actors Duel Monsters, and they are theater actors who've put on the most amazing plays all over the world and have gotten praise and applause from the audiences all over the world. She met Lincoln in Choir Class and she heard him sing divinely, and it really brought tears to her eyes when she heard him have the voice of an angel, and she and Lincoln have participated in many school plays and they really put on a show that ended with a success, and she also helped him master the powers of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she also taught him a lot in the theatrical arts, and she also knew Lincoln is an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful and attractive one, and more than once, she'd kissed him on the lips and made out many times and he came back home all covered in kisses and his tails were wagging like crazy, and it made her love for him grow even stronger, and she helped him bulk up even more in muscle. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln passionately on the lips which he returned with intensity, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Cordelia Balthazar's also a good friend of Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she also went to Lucy's Poetry Club and listened to her poems, and Cordelia Balthazar really hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion, and she also knew how to bring down the bullying and actions of those two overgrown gorillas when they tried to kill Lincoln which was more than once, and all it took was one planned out performance from Cordelia, and not only was Hawk and Hank done for, but they always wind up getting their clothes shredded off including his underwear and left butt naked in front of an audience of imps, fiends, and demons she summons and they all laugh at them and they run out of the auditorium humiliated to the extreme and into the hands of the police for indecent exposure and he winds up spending five months in jail.
Nico: Oh boy, and knowing those two, they tried to kill you again, right?
Lincoln: You guessed it. But, I'm not going to show the flashback on how we did that to Hawk and Hank.
Me: Good idea.
Lincoln: And tomorrow's Lucy's big day mission with Tara Duncan, but we won't just be dealing with the next of The Midnight Princesses, but there's no doubt Deacon Frost will be coming after us. The second he does, I'm gonna bite him hard in the neck and suck him dry of every last drop of blood in his body.
Me: Yeah!
Poromon: You did good too, Eagly
Me: Yeah!
Eagly screeched in agreement.
Camie: That was fun.
Nico: Yep. And we have another member of the Midnight Princesses captured.
Qin: Yeah.
Peacemaker: Don't I get a thank you for helping to kill the evil prankster?
Me: Yes you do Chris. You did great. Thank you.
Peacemaker: No problem.
Nico: Great job guys.
Me: Thanks.
SPLAT!
I splattered a big pie in Nico's face.
Nico: HEY!
Me: (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS AGAIN!
WE LAUGHED MORE!
Me: (LAUGHS)
Horsea got an idea and played dead
Maria: Nice try Horsea.
Horsea: Drat!
Qin: Lets get ready for tomorrow.
Nico: You're right! Lets head home.
We returned home to prepare tomorrow for Lucy's big day mission, and many hours later, night fell on Gotham Royal York, and Caleb Maxwell, Allie Maxwell, Gabriel Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Cage Blunt, James Blunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, and The Starfire Agency, and Thomas A.K.A. Panther, Carla Drake A.K.A. Carla Claw, Chester, Nick Price A.K.A. Crowe, Sarah Parker A.K.A. Hex, Chett A.K.A. Shroud, Sally Gamble, Jessie Jean A.K.A. Patch, Mad Cat Max, Nekome, Ichiro, and Claw Dane Drake of The Big Claw Gang looked out into the skies as the sun set and night fell on the city again.
Caleb Maxwell: And so, another day ends.
Cage Blunt: And we got rid of Dark Connor, along with the next of The Midnight Princesses. And now, tomorrow's Lucy's big day mission, and if Frost does show up, I hope Lincoln does drain him dry of every last drop of blood.
Travis Tackett: Along with going after the next of The Midnight Princesses.
Caleb Maxwell: That's true, there's still the matter of Leanne Midnight Lemon Zest, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Lemon Insanity and Marianne Midnight Moonslayer, Midnight Princess of Dark Moon Fire Magic Insanity. There's no doubt the next one is Leanne Midnight Lemon Zest, Midnight Princess of Dark Magic Lemon Insanity.
Jack Howard: So, we got two match-ups for Phase 2 of Lucy's big day mission. This is gonna get really messy.
Casey Antonio: Even worse than the times Caleb's murdered many of the Syndicate's thugs.
Caleb Maxwell: Casey, don't go there.
Jazz Jackson: Uh oh.
We then got ready for bed because tomorrow's Lucy's big day mission.
Meanwhile, with Tara Duncan and friends, they were getting ready for Lucy's big day.
Tara Duncan: It's gonna be awesome having everyone help us.
Sparrow: I'm excited too!
Tara Duncan: Yeah! Lets get ready guys!
They flared up magic and Tara spread her wings and they went at the screen and it froze.
TO BE CONTINUED!
April Fools is done. Boy this was funny!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Eowyn Rosato, Wingfeather, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Nitro Man, Speed Racer, Trixie (Speed Racer), Racer X, Bobbie Fletcher and Penelope Pitstop as well as Combustion Man, 2012 Speed Demon, Gruesome Twosome, Boris & Natasha, Giant Monster (Underdog) and Methane Monster and we're going to Neo Gotham City Park and we're going to battle the April Moon Gang who is back and we're going to send those jerks to the M.O.E. Also we're going to battle Another Combustion Man, 2012 Speed Demon, Gruesome Twosome, Boris & Natasha, Giant Monster (Underdog) and Methane Monster who are the Embodiments of Harmony, Bubbles and Yuki-Onna. Also we're going to meet a DemiVeemon gene-slammer.
Alright, and now, for tomorrow, for Phase 2 for Lucy's big day mission: it's Lucy Loud, Dora Santiago and Brittney Knudson VS. Deacon Frost and the fourteenth match-up in the saga of The War Against The Midnight Princesses is Allie Davies, Daydream Princess of Sour Sweet Friendship and Lincoln VS. Leanne Midnight Lemon Zest
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the 1982 anime series The Mysterious Cities of Gold, and we're going to help Esteban and his friends and give Commander Gomez, Captain Gaspard, Governor Pizarro, Menator, and Kalmec The Black Abyss, as for The Doctor, Marinche, and Zarès/Ambrosius, they're heading to prison, but as for Isabella Laguerra, she may be the sword-wielding daughter of Fernando LaGuerra and is the henchwoman for Zarès, but she helps the children on several occasions. She developed a rivalry with Mendoza at first, but eventually, she falls in love with him, so she's going into The Redemption Squad.
And we're going to meet the next Abyss Actor Gene-Slammer and Avatar, her name is Cordelia Balthazar, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Abyss Actor - Funky Comedian, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's a talented actor who's gotten the role of many protagonists in the plays she and her sisters have put on, and she's a master of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she really knew how to put on a show when she steps onto the stage. She's the member of The Actors of The Darkness, a renowned theater group of girls who are the Gene-Slammers and Avatars of the Abyss Actors Duel Monsters, and they are theater actors who've put on the most amazing plays all over the world and have gotten praise and applause from the audiences all over the world. She met Lincoln in Choir Class and she heard him sing divinely, and it really brought tears to her eyes when she heard him have the voice of an angel, and she and Lincoln have participated in many school plays and they really put on a show that ended with a success, and she also helped him master the powers of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she also taught him a lot in the theatrical arts, and she also knew Lincoln is an Alpha Vampire-Werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful and attractive one, and more than once, she'd kissed him on the lips and made out many times and he came back home all covered in kisses and his tails were wagging like crazy, and it made her love for him grow even stronger, and she helped him bulk up even more in muscle. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln passionately on the lips which he returned with intensity, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem. Cordelia Balthazar's also a good friend of Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club and she also went to Lucy's Poetry Club and listened to her poems, and Cordelia Balthazar really hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion, and she also knew how to bring down the bullying and actions of those two overgrown gorillas when they tried to kill Lincoln which was more than once, and all it took was one planned out performance from Cordelia, and not only was Hawk and Hank done for, but they always wind up getting their clothes shredded off including his underwear and left butt naked in front of an audience of imps, fiends, and demons she summons and they all laugh at them and they run out of the auditorium humiliated to the extreme and into the hands of the police for indecent exposure and he winds up spending five months in jail.
Next is Lucy Loud, Dora Santiago and Brittney Knudson's day to shine and we're going to battle Serena and Deacon Frost!
See you all next time.
