Ness and his mother were farting in their house within Onett after the baseball bat wielding boy returned from another smashing adventure when suddenly there was a bright light that engulfed the town; Ness was quick to look out to see that a bunch of weird Genshin Impact characters were looking dazed right there. "Woah! Are they okay?"
"Maybe you should go check on them sweety." Ness' Mother pointed out while continuing to smear her stained dress with her messy methane. "I'm certain they're all right!"
Amber groaned upon a huge fart blasting right out of her for she was quick to fan it despite knowing how stuck it was in her stinky jean shorts. "Phew; that battle we had definitely left me confused-"
"Hey!" Ness called out to the group while he did a pose with his baseball bat. "Welcome to Onett! I'm Ness; I can be a bit crazy but I'm pretty OK!"
"Well it's nice to meet you-" Lisa tried greeting only for herself to be interrupted by a huge fart that blew away the random enemies wandering around. "Goodness...! Guess I let my cheeks speak for me!"