AN: I do now own Touhou Project, Madoka Magica, or Sword art online.
Well this is the second part of team Magic's adventure in Alfhiem. Right now this chapter is going to be mostly character development, as in not that much action and more people talking to each other in a cave.
So without further ado.
Let the gates open.
Et Ire in Semitis
(The Paths One Travels)
(Link Start!)
Team Magic
BGM: Red Like Roses Part 1
Wrong Theme Song Count: 52
The Alfhiem survivors walked quietly and somberly towards the imposing mountain that separated them from their goal of Aurum, and the World Tree. But within this solemn group the small spark of hope had reignited, thanks to the appearance of Marisa and her party. A spark of hope was something they had desperately needed as the fairies of Alfheim trudged towards their goal.
But within the group several individuals were together, using the downtime to their advantage to get some time alone with those they wished to speak to.
"Marisa… you really need to get yourself under control." Alice said to her best friend as they flew just ahead of the main group, acting as an advance guard of sorts. Marisa just looked at Alice with a raised eyebrow before sighing. "Alice what makes you think I'm not in control of myself?" Marisa asked, inquiring on her friend's order. "Let's see, your impulsive, brash, abrasive, insane, am I missing anything?" Alice said, listing off several different traits of Marisa on her fingers.
"Yeah you kinda are Alice. I wasn't always like that." Marisa retorted, rather quietly compared to her normal self. "Marisa you've been like that since Makai was sealed." Alice pointed out. "You escaped your mother Alice… I lost the closest person I ever had to one." Marisa muttered. "Mima… you have been acting a lot like she did." Alice said quietly. "It's a front Alice, the powerful and confident magician, not that I'm not powerful, I'm up there with Reimu in that that regard but it's still not my own confidence." Marisa muttered, quietly enough so that no one but Alice could hear her.
"That doesn't explain your kleptomania." Alice said, Marisa rolling her eyes. "O no that one is all me." Marisa said sarcastically rolling her eyes. "Why the sarcasm?" Alice pointed out again. "Think for yourself Alice." Marisa said quietly as they continued their flight just ahead of the main troop of Alfheim, leaving Alice in thought as to what Marisa had said.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Not sure if the author understands sarcasm.
Omega E The Reader: Me neither.
Sin Count: 2397
BGM: Fire Emblem Fates – Sadness
Wrong Theme Song Count: 53
Cirno sighed as she flew at the back of the main group, watching behind them as the rear guard. The virtual sky of Alfhiem having it sun slowly set, the virtual world changing with the time as Cirno stopped flying and looked up at the slowly rising moon behind the group. Closing her eyes and forming a rapier made of ice she pointed it at the false moon. "I'll see you soon… big sister." Cirno muttered quietly as she planted the rapier into the dirt before flying at a slow pace to keep up with the group.
Cirno knew she had some issues. She knew she was very clingy to Vaati. And after almost losing her once… the one person that had cared about her, she had never wanted to be without her 'big sister.' The family she had never had, and never wanted to leave. 'We'll be together again soon enough. I'll just hold on until then." Cirno thought as she floated behind the main party, accidently bumping into an Imp girl with purple hair.
"Sorry about that." Cirno apologized, her eyes closed as she rubbed the back of her head in slight embarrassment. "It's alright, I saw you doing that little ritual… there a reason for it?" The girl asked, turning around and showing Cirno her red eyes and red headband on her forehead. "Just waiting to get back home to someone." Cirno said quietly. "It's nice to know you have something to go back to isn't it." The girl said with a smile as Cirno opened her eyes. "Yeah… I miss her, and she really isn't in the best condition." Cirno said quietly, tapping her fingers together.
"How bad is her condition?" The girl asked, her smile fading slightly as Cirno looked away. "She has problems with her back and one of her arms and legs… and she nearly died once, and now she has asthma." Cirno said openly, just wanting someone to talk to with Vaati not here. "I think I can understand… what it's like to be in so much pain at nearly all times." The girl said, rubbing her arm in sympathy. "Yeah and what would you know about her problems, you don't have them." Cirno said. "Maybe I don't have her problems, but I used to have my own." The girl muttered, Cirno blinking at that for a moment.
"What?" Cirno said dumbly. The girl didn't miss a beat as she started talking, walking along Cirino as they lagged a little behind the main group. "Before Alfhiem I was confined to a bed in a hospital for most of my life. A disease having claimed most of my body. I couldn't see and I was on the verge of death. But the doctors hooked me up to a device that allowed me to play Alfhiem online. For everyone else they've spent only two years here… I've been in Alfhiem for five, I suppose you could call it my home in a sense." The girl said, Cirno staring at the girl… she had been in a similar position to Vaati?
"You've been a fairy for five years?" Cirno asked. "I guess you could say that… Alfhiem gave me back what I had lost to AIDS. And now with the advent of what happened two years ago, I guess you could say this has become my real body now." The girl said with a sad smile. "I didn't deserve to live… but for those who couldn't, I'll live on, even if I didn't know them, and for those who never will make it out of Alfhiem I'll continue to move forward in life." The girl said, her smile brightening as she looked at Cirno.
"And hopefully I'll get to meet the sister of such a powerful fairy, at the very least I can give her some support that I never really got." The girl said, raising her hand. Cirno looked at it before raising her own and shaking the girl's hand. "My name is Yuuki… it was nice meeting you." Yuuki said with a smile as Cirno gave a weak smile back.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Trying to lament your big sister's health situation to an AIDS PATIENT?! REALLY?!
Omega E The Reader: Yeah that is kinda messed up.
Sin Count: 2472
BGM: Person 3 Fes ost – Darkness
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Persona, now?
Omega E The Reader: Apparently so.
Wrong Theme Song Count: 54
Leafa and Eugene walked side by side as their eyes flicked between the various groups of girls that had joined them. "I still don't know if we should trust them." Leafa muttered. "It's not our call to make, we just have to follow orders and hope things turn out for the best." Eugene said as they walked together.
"Eugene… can I ask you something?" Leafa asked. "What is it?" Eugene answered, looking down at Leafa. "What would you do if you lost your brother…" Leafa said quietly as she tapped her fingers together. "You're afraid you lost yours, aren't you." Eugene asked, having instantly caught on the reason Leafa had asked that question. "I'm not sure… he was one of those trapped in SAO… so I always assumed that he didn't make it, but now I'm not sure." Leafa said to Eugene. "But you are hoping he did?" Eugene asked.
"Even if he did I'm not sure he would even recognize me." Leafa said quietly, holding her arm. "Then ask, ask about if there is an operation going on to save those in SAO." Eugene suggested. "That's not what I'm worried about, what I'm worried about is if he is even still alive!" Leafa yelled, most of the fairies around them ignoring the banter, but drawing Mami's attention.
"Something going on here you two." Mami said calmly as the living doll landed next to them with a soft thump as started walking with them. "Leafa wishes to inquire if there is any form of operation to save those trapped in Sword art online." Eugene answered for Leafa, leaving the sylph sputtering. "I'm pretty sure, the three worlds that groups were sent to were Alfheim, Gun gale and some place called Aincrad." Mami said. "Aincrad was the name of the floating castle in SAO." Eugene said, Leafa perking up slightly at that. "I'm sorry but why do you ask about this?" Mami asked, wanting to know what they wanted.
"My brother, Kazuto… he's in SAO... Aincrad." Leafa said quietly. Mami sighed as she closed her eyes. "I don't mean to get your hope up, but the number of survivors in Sao doesn't even reach ten… I'm sorry." Mami said quietly as she put her hand on Leafa's shoulder. "Do you have any information on who these survivors are?" Eugene asked, as Leafa started to cry, her hopes having been dashed. "Actually yes, just a little bit from Yukari's 'scouting.' Just some player names if you wish to know." Mami said. "Any information would be appreciated." Eugene said, comforting Leafa with his arm, letting her start to cry into his armor. "The names we know so far are Klein, Asuna, Agil, Argo, Silica, and Kirito. Any of those ring a bell?" Mami asked as Leafa sniffled. "Kir… Kirito… Kazuto Kirigiya…" Leafa sniffled, even in her delirious start she was willing to hang onto any hope she could.
"That name is made from her brother's… I hope that is not just a coincidence." Eugene said. "Trust me, after the kind of stuff I've seen I nothing is a coincidence." Mami said was a soft smile. "He might be alive… he might be alive." Leafa muttered as she cried into Eugene's armor. "I hope he is for your sake Leafa." Eugene said quietly as they walked, Mami flying back up to her post and leaving the two generals alone, their own army giving them a wide berth, having seen the state they were in.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Lucky her, she still has her brother. Can't say the same about Madoka...
Omega E The Reader: Yes. Because Madoka lost her ENTIRE FAMILY! Who are you author to bring this up when Madoka lost almost EVERYTHING she loves and cares for?!
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: So because we're still sour about this favoritism...
Sin Count: 2492
BGM: [Touhou]-Sanae's Theme: Faith is for the Transient People ~ Remix
Sanae floated next to Reimu nervously. The shrine maiden and the oni girl having been assigned to watch one of the army flanks. "Something wrong Sanae?" Reimu asked bluntly, eliciting a yelp of surprise from Sanae. "Nn- nothing Reimu!" Sanae said quickly. "You're lying." Reimu said, rolling her eyes. Being a living lie detector was something she had grown into being an oni… that and dealing with Marisa for years had built up her resistance to her lies a lot. "It nothing." Sanae muttered.
"No it's not." Reimu said, rolling her eyes again. "Seriously it's nothing." Sanae said quickly. "Fine I'll leave you alone." Reimu responded, going back to flying forward as Sanae sighed. "I'm never going to be brave enough to do anything…" she muttered. "So your issue is that you are scared." Reimu suddenly said, leading Sanae to yelp again in surprise.
"Don't do that!" The shrine maiden said in surprise. "You need to learn to be out of earshot when you try to talk to yourself." Reimu said… knowing she had been guilty of that several times herself. "Shut up!" Sanae said, trying to get Reimu off her back. "You need to calm down and lighten up Sanae." Reimu said, a faint smile on her face. "Shut up you dam demon!" Sanae yelled, pointing her finger in Reimu's face before her eyes went wide and she pulled it away. "Rather be a demon then live a lie." Reimu said cracking her neck as Sanae gulped. "And before you ask, no you can't use our house as a Shrine, the only thing it's used for besides that is the keystone in the barrier." Reimu said, trying to keep Sanae from getting any ideas… like always.
"Please shut up." Sanae muttered, embarrassed at her outburst. "Whatever you say Shrine maiden." Reimu said as a small insult, turning back around and leaving Sanae to fume.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: So Sanae is a coward, now?
Omega E The Reader: So she's not a good girl then.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: And considering how gun-ho she was in UFO, she's also Out of Character.
Omega E The Reader: She would have jumped in.
Sin Count: 2504
BGM: [Touhou]- Aya's Theme: Wind God Girl ~3 remix
Aya and Momiji walked next to each other, Aya with her hands behind her head as she walked, Momiji with her arms swinging by her side. "Do you have to be so lax all the time Aya?" Momiji asked. Aya turned one eye to Momiji and smirked slightly. "Do you have to be so uptight all the time Momiji?" Aya retorted. "Very funny." Momiji muttered as they walked. "Look besides my newspaper and your part time job what else to we have to do? Nothing, so relax and live a little." Aya said happily as Momiji had a small smile on her face.
"You really need to be more serious." Momiji said again. "No you need to be more relaxed." Aya retorted. "Is this a private argument or can anyone join?" Someone said behind the two tengu, the two girls turning around and looking down, seeing Suika walking behind them with her hands behind her head and a red blush on her face from her latest round of booze. "Don't mind at all." Aya said. "Please stay out of this." Momiji muttered.
Suika took one look between the two and started chuckling. "You two are complete opposites, how you two get along is a bigger mystery then Marisa's kleptomania." Suika said, only to get pegged in the head by a rock thrown from the front of the refugee group. "I'M JUST BORROWING!" Came Marisa's shout as Suika chuckled. "Never mind, a bigger mystery is how she can tell when someone calls her that." Suika chuckled, leading Aya and Momiji to look between each other for a moment and shrug.
"I'm not sure if that was funny… or stupid." Momiji muttered. "I think a little of column A and little of column B." Aya responded. "You two are just those two tengu you know that?" Suika said, smirking as both Momiji and Aya stopped walking. "Sword." Aya muttered. "Fan." Momiji muttered back, the two Tengu pulling out their weapons as they spun around, Aya using her fan to whip up a large gust of wind that smacked Suika in the face as Momiji's sword glowed white for a moment before she slammed the dull edge into Suika with a slash, the combined force of the wind and the slash sending the small Oni flying back towards the end of the group, landing just behind Yuuki and Cirno. "What was that about?" Yuuki asked as Cirno shrugged, this was normal.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: First, rather rude to Suika. Second, the canon answer to Suika's question as to how they get along is "they don't".
Omega E The Reader: Whenever I see a SAO character I am more pissed off about none of the good Puella Magi Madoka Magica characters still being alive.
Sin Count: 2522
BGM: A Narrow Escape – Sword Art Online
As soon as the main party had reached the mountain the generals, and Marisa's party had been sent in to clear the cave ahead for the refugee party. And already things had been turning out in the favor of the party as they fought their way through the mountain caves.
Marisa laughed loudly as she spun her broom over her head, smacking the large lizard like creatures around her with it before jumping high and forming a small ball of green magical light in her hand, throwing into down and causing a large explosion to engulf the lizards, shattering them in pixels as Momiji dueled with two of the creatures at once with her single sword, kicking one in the shin as she decapitated the other, using her momentum from the first decapitation to slice the other in half.
Aya was fighting along side Momiji as she kicked a lizard monster that had tried to attack Momiji from behind, blowing it away with her fan and right into Suika's hand, who grabbed the lizard and used to the smack another monster before slamming the lizard into the cave wall, causing it to shatter as she smashed the other monster. Reimu was also faring well as she used her hands to grab two monsters and smack them into each other before smashing their heads in, causing them to shatter as she spun around and kicked an ape like monster before disappearing into a gap and coming out above the ape, bashing it's head in with her foot.
Madoka and Hourma were flying above a sort of underground lake as Madoka used her bow to shoot arrows of light down into the water, the creatures below being shattered by her arrows as Homura pulled a pair of submachine guns from her shield, using them to fight a pair of water dragons that had flown out of the water. Running along the back of one she kept shooting into it's back before reaching it's head, jumping in front of it's open mouth and hanging on with one hand and using her other to blast into the dragon's mouth, flipping backwards as the dragon shattered and the other tried to eat her, only for Homura to spin around upside down and blast it's face with her submachine guns, shattering the other dragon as she righted herself.
Eugene and Leafa were fighting together in tandem as they fought a myriad of creatures that had invaded the bridge to the town at the mid point of the mountain. Eugene tanking damage as Leafa healed him on occasion and using her sword to fight alongside him as a myriad of dolls and Alice fought along side them, magical bullets flying as Alice's dolls slew creatures left and right, Alice herself blasting a lizard monster in the face with her musket's shotgun spread before pulling out her other musket and using it to blast a creutre that had tried to attack her other side.
Cirno was on the other side of the mountain lake town, on the other bridge with Yuuki surprisingly. Cirno using her massive sword to block a strike from a large demon like creature and Yuuki jumped off Cirno's back and stabbed her glowing sword into it eleven times, shattering the creature as Cirno froze the bridge below her, making a pillar of ice for her to land on as Cirno charged, slamming through a row of creatures as Yuuki back flipped off the ice pillar and stabbed a monster in the head, causing it to shatter as Cirno went back to back with her, the monsters surrounding them on both sides as they turned their heads towards each other and nodded.
Yuuki spun around as Cirno jumped over her, slamming her sword into the frozen bridge as ice spikes shot through the monsters behind Yuuki as her sword glowed, Yuuki ramming through the monsters behind behind Cirno with her sword, causing them to shatter spectacularly.
Across from them on the very end of the bridge Sanae was shivering as she faced off with a large lizard monster that was standing upright with a large sword. Floating out of the way of it's sword she used her ofuda to draw a star shape in the air of red and blue lines, the lines shooting out of the star in a spiral and then surrounding the monster, before exploding, causing it to shatter as Sanae landed, happy with herself.
And behind all of them was the main refugee group, the lead army soldiers cleaning up the stragglers as the three race leaders took to the battlefield themselves. Mortimer using a spear as Alicia used her fists and claws, with Sakuya leading them with her pearl white Katana, the three leaders charging into battle as Mortimer spun his spear around, planting it into three monsters that had tried to surround him before stabbing a fourth monster in the head, all four monsters shattering as Alicia punched another monster in the face, causing it to shatter before using her claws to stab then straight into another lizard monster's gut, causing it to shatter.
Sakuya herself had pulled out her katana and made short work of an ape monster as five more advanced on her, Sakuya sheathing her katana for a moment before crouching down and holding her hand just above it's hilt before charging forward and pulling it out, the sword itself not even glowing as Sakuya charged through all five ape monsters and sheathed her katana again with a click as they all shattered.
Within minutes the caves had been cleared of monsters as the refugee group entered the town in the middle of the underground lake, safe from the dangers outside as the clearing group all entered the nearby tavern.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Kind of a shame that the OTHER Sakuya isn't involved.
Omega E The Reader: It would be funny how each person will react to one another.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: But we don't have that. What a waste.
Sin Count: 2525
Wasted Potential Count: 9
BGM: The First Town – Sword Art Online
"And that's that, HAHAHAH!" Marisa laughed as she had taken over the largest table in the tavern with the rest of the clearing group having pulled up chairs and sitting in it. Sakuya, Mortimer and Alicia having joined them in the tavern as Suika straight up grabbed cups from behind the counter, not being registered as an entity by the game and allowing her to start pouring drinks for everyone in celebration.
"I don't want and alcohol please." Madoka said shyly as Suika came around to her, the oni shrugging and pouring Homura a cup as Sakuya, Mortimer and Alicia sat across from Marisa, on the opposite ends of the table. "I must say, I'm quite impressed with all of you, while I'm sure we would have made it through this mountain with some trouble, there would have been a large risk even doing so with only two generals." Sakuya said. "What about Yuuki, she did rather well with me." Cirno pointed out, pointing a gloved hand at the imp sitting next to her. "It was my choice to stay hidden Cirno, I was dying in the real world, I don't want to die in this one." Yuuki said loudly. "Can't fault her for that one, life is something you want to keep." Marisa said surprisingly, more of the Gensokyo crew staring at her in slight shock as she down her cup of sake before grabbing Suika's gourd and pouring herself another drink. "Nevermind… you simply are the world's greatest mystery Marisa." Suika said as she grabbed her gourd back from her. "Add it to my resume then." Marisa said with a chuckle. "I'll put it right under extreme thief." Alice snarked, Marisa not bothering to hit her as she was the only one who could ever get away with calling Marisa a thief or kleptomanic. "Do it then." Marisa said, drinking her sake again.
"Enough about Marisa, what's the plan for getting to the world tree?" Momiji said, trying to get some form of strategy going. "The plan is simple, you all are the advance clearing group, pick off the stronger monsters in the area before we arrive as we make our way towards Aurum. When we reach it, the rest is up to you apparently, to get us out of Alfhiem." Mortimer said.
Reimu set down her empty Sake cup as her eyes went blank, Marisa catching notice of it and already making a sarcastic comment. "Watch out, the great and divine Yukari wishes to speak through her Shimigami." Marisa snarked. "Lady Yuakri says that she shall take care of everything once all players are confirmed to be in Aurum, and would like to point out to Marisa that she is not divine, great she however is." Reimu said in an emotionless tone as Alicia started talking herself. "Does everyone from your world have some form of snark?" Alicia asked Reimu. "Answer… yes." Reimu said after thinking for a moment, the light returning to her eyes as Alicia smirked and Sakuya put her hand on her head. "Just what we need, a world of sarcastic nutcases." She said.
"Sorry lady, it's kinda the only world left." Cirno apologized as Marisa laughed it up. "It's fine… better then nothing I suppose." Sakuya said as she stood up out of her chair and finished off her own sake. "We leave in five hours, I suggest you all rest up for the journey ahead." Sakuya said as she left the tavern, Alicia behind her as Mortimer remained seated. "Brother, general Leafa, I wish to speak with you for a moment." Mortimer said as he got up and walked over to the NPC running the bar and buying a room to use privately, leading Leafa and Eugene to the room after doing so. "Wonder what that's about." Alice wondered. "Who cares! Suika! Another round!" Marisa shouted as she held her cup out to Suika for more Sake. "Very funny." Suika chuckled as the party started enjoying themselves and their small party for a while.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Yeah, the denizens can rival the MCU, sometimes.
Omega E The Reader: Yeah and they can rival the other series with overpowered characters.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: I meant in terms of snark.
Omega E Fhe Reader: Oh…but I am still right they can rival them in terms of strength. Or at least overpower most DCU characters.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Hard to tell when this story is so inconsistent.
Omega E The Reader: Yeah they're barely any canon consistency. Hell, the fight between Jotaro & Josuke vs the Rat Stand Users was more consistent!
Sin Count: 2526
BGM: Is This Love?- Sword Art Online
Mortimer stood across from Leafa and Eugene as they stood at attention in front of him. "I understand you two have grown rather close… and don't deny it, everyone can see it." Mortimer said as Leafa and Eugene looked at each other. "Yes sir," Leafa responded, not denying the claim. "What are your orders?" Eugene asked his brother. Mortimer looked at his brother with a small smile. "I simply wish to express my condolences. If you two want to spend your time together it fine by me, just don't let it interfere with your duties as our generals." Mortimer said as he paced in front of them. "You give us your blessing?" Eugene asked, his face stoic as Mortimer nodded.
"Brother I may be king of the Salamanders and a ruthless politician by trade, but I'm not going to get in the way of my brother's love life… especially considering that I'm fairly certain I'm not the only blessing you two will need if the rumors of your beloved's brother being alive are anything to go by." Mortimer said with a smirk as Leafa sputtered. "You heard that!" Leafa shouted. "Hard not to, word that general Leafa was crying about her brother possibly being alive is something hard to miss… that and you two having your moment about fifty feet in front of us." Mortimer said as Leafa blushed as a small red blush found it's way onto Eugene's face from embarrassment. "Enjoy the room you two, and rest up, like Lady Sakuya said, we leave in five hours." Mortimer said as he walked past his generals and out of the room, leaving Leafa and Eugene alone. "That's… embarrassing." Eugene muttered.
Omega E The Reader: When I see these characters. I just get mad.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Reminds me of how poorly the side cast of Madoka was treated.
Sin Count: 2528
"Shut up Eugene… and get on the bed." Leafa said as she sat on the bed and started to open her menu. "As you wish milady." Eugene said as he joined her on the bed, both of them taking off their armor and into civilian clothing. "See you in five hours big guy." Leafa said quietly as she and Eugene got into the bed. "And you as well Leafa." Eugene answered as they both drifted off to sleep from the very long and very weird day that had.
(Stage Clear)
AN: I think that was a nice note to end it on, those two in a room alone together… yeah I'm not elaborating on that. But yes, for those of you who actually bothered to watch the Mother's Rosario arc YUUKI IS ALIVE! Sorta. Well she will be. Don't even ask how this works, I don't care. So yeah, Yuuki is indeed alive and had a nice moment with Cirno over Yuuki's former status as dying and Cirno's own guilt and care for Vaati, her 'big sister'. Also another look into Marisa and Alice, as well as a moment with Sanae, who can't seem to just stay in one form of character.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Yuuki is alive, but Tatsuya isn't.
Omega E at he Reader: Yeah I can agree.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Still a sore point.
Sin Count: 2548
But yeah a small kickass scene with everyone, even the race leaders getting in on the kickass. There is a reason they are the rulers of their races after all. Asskicking equals authority. Of course a level head and a political mind helps. But now the second part of the Alfheim part of the Virtual worlds arc ends, just one more part for each part, of which Gun Gale only gets one more part… the final war sequence in gun gale as the numbers drop to the low hundreds… it's going to be a massacre on all sides... well except one.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Oh boy.
Omega E The Reader: Yeah I can agree.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Readers better brace themselves.
Omega E The Reader: Because it is going to be cringy.
Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Very cringy.
Omega E The Reader: So stay tune for later...
Current Counts:
Sin Count: 2548
Sue Cirno Count: 15 (unchanged)
Marisue Count: 1 (unchanged)
Meiling Sue Count: 3 (unchanged)
Momiji Sue Count: 50 (unchanged)
Wasted Potential Count: 9
Wrong Theme Song Count: 54
Stupid Power Level Count: 1 (unchanged)
Big Massive Plot Hole Count: 2 (unchanged)
Unforgivable Sin Count: 2 (unchanged)