Being a teacher meant Miko had to grade homework. She'd graded the girls in fellatio, manual erotic stimulation, and all sorts of sexual activities. Today's assessment: lingerie.

The girls showed her their chosen nightwear and now, it fell to Yae Miko to provide them with feedback for improvement. Taking up her pen, she wrote several short letters.

Yoimiya: A

Good choice of silky dress. Suits your figure well. Next time, let your hair down. Trust me, it'll make you irresistible.

Yun Jin: B-

Dear, I know you're used to putting up an act, but try to relax. We're your friends and Aether is someone you love. Let down your guard around us and wear something a little more daring.

Chiori: A

I have no notes. Your style is perfect, and your choice is just the right amount of risqué without being overly revealing.

Sucrose: A

I'm so proud of how hard you've worked this semester! You were so brave trying on a more revealing dress. Try to have confidence in your body. You're beautiful!

Shenhe: F

When I said dress sexy, I didn't mean go out naked. Try to leave something to the imagination.

She'd better have a word with that girl. Shenhe took things far too literally. She meant well, but to put it gently, her social IQ might be slightly higher than that of a starfish.

Xinyan: D-

Let your hair down. And stop trying to put spikes into your lingerie. You want to entice Aether not impale him!

Chevreuse: C-

I know why you chose a baggy nightgown. Please rest assured, the snacks aren't making you put on any extra pounds. Go for something more revealing next time.

Emilie: A

The strapless bra combined with a garter belt was an inspired choice. This combination showed off your charms quite effectively! Moreover, the green floral patterns complimented your eyes.

Xianyun: F

I appreciate that normally you're a bird. I appreciate that birds don't typically wear clothing. But that's no excuse to show up naked!

Well, the apple really didn't fall far from the tree. Yae Miko rolled her eyes. The immortal adepti could be so freaking clueless it would make shut-in Ei embarrassed. Privately, she prayed that Xianyun wouldn't be a bad influence on her disciple.

Ayaka: A-

I appreciate the use of Inazuma-style lingerie. You always bring grace and elegance to your appearance. I advise you to lean more into your matrimonial fantasies—really try to embody the wife fantasy. Be less timid in your desires.

Ganyu: C

I want to give you full marks, but your dress was a bit too conservative. Next time, try to wear a style that will truly emphasize your wonderful body. Your strength is your cuteness and your assets—lean into both and you'll have Aether eating from your hands.

Amber: A

Your cheerful attitude combined with your scantily clad athletic body is one hell of a combination. You come in with this energy that says, "Aether, I bet I can make you fall hopelessly in love with me" that I find truly delightful. My only note is to vary your color choices. Red is good, but experiment with something else too.

Arlecchino: A

You've come a long way from when we first met. I admire how you stepped far outside your comfort zone when selecting your attire. The semi-translucent top was an especially bold touch that highlighted your appeal. It took immense courage to make yourself vulnerable like that. Keep working hard.

Miko chuckled. Her little Perry had certainly grown up. To think, the soft-spoken harbinger chose such a revealing outfit. She'd come a very long way indeed. Frankly, Miko couldn't wait to see how much further her new friend/toy could go.

Lynette: B-

Your dress was fine, but you missed a key aspect. Half the point of lingerie comes from the attitude you bring: you can't be low energy when attempting seduction.

Keqing: A

Wow, just wow. Excellent dress and excellent attitude. Normally, I'd say women should play a little hard to get, but your upfront bluntness is surprisingly refreshing. I think it will excite Aether to have a woman come onto him so strong. Keep leaning into what makes you so special.

Collei: B-

I understand why you tried copying Amber's style, but that just won't do. Try leaning into your own charms more, rather than imitating what you admire. If you have further questions, please consult me or Chiori for advice.

Katarina: C

Next time, please take off your mask and hood. You're gorgeous; let us see your face.

Xiangling: F-

I've heard the phrase "my dog ate my homework," but tell me how exactly do you accidentally eat your lingerie?!

Miko rubbed her forehead. That girl's appetite would make the devouring narwhal blush. On the bright side, at least this was proof of her belief that she was far from the oddest oddball in the UHA.

Nilou: A

Superb. Your ephemeral movements compliment your choice of dress so well it boggles my mind. You know how to entice an audience and make them want you more, which is going to be a godsend for you no matter what you do in life.

Eula: D

I appreciate what you're going for, but you're not a dominatrix. You have a dancer's physique—lean into that more.

Navia: A

Your lingerie was full of good choices. A blue flower in your hairband to emphasize your blue eyes—a good choice. Black lacy translucent cloth with a slit down the middle to show off your stomach—good choice. Thigh highs to flaunt your legs—a good choice. Keep up the good work!

Furina: A

You always leave me speechless. Today was no exception. You possess a remarkable grace and dignity combined with an artistic flair that truly befits an idol. When you stepped out on the stage in that white nightgown, it made my heart flutter. It might be part maternal instinct on my part, but I want to protect you. I've no doubt Aether will feel the same when he sees you. Thank you for letting me see such a softer side of you.

Sweet, sweet Furina. She'd be so easy to tease, but Miko didn't have the heart to. That girl deserved all the love in the world.

Mona: B-

I understand your economic situation made it difficult to purchase anything too extravagant, but you did an admirable with what you had. Next time, contact me sooner. I'll give you a loan for clothes as an early birthday present.

Ningguang: A-

I expected something opulent, so imagine my surprise when you chose lingerie that was more practical and down to earth. Your choice was efficient and economical. Normally, I'd assume the rather basic nightdress to be underwhelming, but you made it work somehow. That being said, it never pays to be overly humble. Feel free to go all out.

Ei: F

For the last time, lingerie is not just underwear. Yes, by dictionary definition it is underwear, but putting on the most basic underwear alone is insufficient. Please talk to Chiori about making your own lingerie.

Miko had a feeling she'd be telling quite a few more gals to contact Chiori. Some of them had a sense of clothing and style. The rest were on fashion life support. Well, at least they had Chiori. Yes, they'd be flocking to their designer friend soon enough, and Chiori Boutique would get a boom in business.

That would also help Miko. Never hurt to have a friend owe you a favor.

Dehya: A

Holy crap, you rocked that negligee. I appreciate your decision to show off all your scars—it makes you more alluring by showing how strong you are. Your use of makeup is—as always—impeccable.

PS: Please join me and Aether for a three-way sometime.

Faruzan: C

While I appreciate the classics, your style of lingerie was out of date when I was a child. Try to update the style for a more modern era.

Candace: B-

I wanted to give you higher marks, but I'm not sure your outfit was much different from what you usually wear. Be bolder. We already see your belly and thighs every other day.

Beidou: F

Beidou. Sweetheart. Your pajamas don't count as lingerie, especially when your pajamas are only gym shorts and a t-shirt. Please consult Chiori.

Miko debated whether she ought to bump Beidou's score a bit, considering she hadn't worn a bra. Apparently, she preferred sleeping in the buff. Alas, no, she remembered her feedback to Shenhe. It would be hypocritical to give Beidou a higher score for partial nudity.

Jeht: A-

Your outfit was fine. But in the future, please remove your blindfold and let your hair down. I know PJs are new for you, but I admire the effort you put into finding a suitable style.

Clorinde: C

You played it a little too safe with your outfit. Lean into your assets. Show a little under-boob—Aether will appreciate it. I'm not sure the long nightgown really suits you. It hides too much of your legs.

Kirara: B

Normally, I would say try not to lick yourself while showing off lingerie. Somehow, you make licking work. It's oddly adorable. Thank you for wearing actual clothes to this thing—unlike certain other people. I appreciate that you made an effort to understand human clothing by yourself. I do wonder if you played the outfit a little too modest. In the future, consult with Chiori.

Barbara: A

You rock that cute look! You did well by leaning into your strengths. The babydoll lingerie is perfect, and I love the spin you put on the style. Bringing your popstar touch to the dress gives it your signature. Well done.

Layla: A

I must say you impressed me. It's clear you've given this assignment a lot of thought, researching lingerie best suited to your body type and seriously considering the source of your appeal. Don't worry about falling asleep in the middle of the assignment—it only makes you more attractive. Trust me, men like Aether love looking after their partners. You fall asleep on him, and he'll carry you like a princess.

Yae Miko recalled Layla's lingerie. The blue see-through babydoll nightwear fit her better than a glove. It surprised Miko seeing how well Layla chose her outfit. For being an Academiyia shut-in, that gal sure did due diligence in every little thing. Speaking of due diligence…

Noelle: A

I'm glad you took my advice to heart. The chemise you chose is superb; it suits your more modest nature and emphasizes your virtue. I'm especially impressed to know you sewed the dress yourself! Well-done.

Jean: A

I never thought I'd give high marks to a nightgown, but you make it work. That's due in part to the attitude you bring. You dress up not to arouse and excite, but to comfort your partner. The nightgown, combined with your hair being down, conveys tender warmth. I look at you and I feel that you care. Well done.

Shinobu: A

The bralette with the Fontaine knicker is an excellent choice. You added your own little twist to give the lingerie your unique personality. As always, I'm impressed by your thoroughness.

Yanfei: A

I never thought lingerie could look smart, but you managed it. That alone earns you high marks. You wisely recognized we see your stomach and legs every day, and thus, you chose a style that emphasized another aspect of your charms.

Kokomi: A

The desaturated violet garter belt with knee-high socks is an excellent choice. Your strategic balance of sexy and cute is alluring as always. Your choices and demeanor were all perfectly chosen and led to a cohesive

Well, those were the top achievers. Now, for the wild cards, starting with the wildest wild card of them all.

Hu Tao: IDK

I…have no idea how to grade you. I'm going to need more time to gather my thoughts on you. Possibly a year. You've made me rethink the theory of relativity. So, A in that respect.

Fischl: A-

Lingerie alluding to the classic novel Flowers for the Prinzessin is certainly novel. A for originality. The execution was well done. I can tell you thought through everything when designing your outfit. That being said, remember that lingerie should appeal not only to your sensibilities but also to your partner's. Consider why Aether finds Flowers for the Prinzessin so compelling.

Cryo Cincin Mage: C-

I know you like BDSM and I appreciate your attempt to integrate it into your lingerie. It's a very bold choice. That being said, you'll need to make some adjustments to the ropes to really make it work. Please consult Chiori and me for further advice. I give you an A for bravery though! Please keep that dauntless attitude.

Rosaria: A

I wasn't sure you'd show up, but I'm glad you did. I honestly expected you'd give minimum effort, but wow, you surprised me. Aether will love what you choose. Honestly, I give you high marks for that alone. Nicely done.

Aloy: … Who are you again?

That just left her Teaching Assistants Yelan, Mirror Maiden, and Lisa. They all got perfect scores of course. Those women dressed so sexily that they made Miko feel hot and bothered. Aether was one lucky man. Wherever he was in Natlan, she hoped he knew they were thinking of him. And hopefully, he knew they were thinking of him. Whenever he got back, he'd better be ready to satisfy them all.