"Am I going to regret this?"
"Definitely Seaweed brain." Annabeth dragged a blindfolded Percy towards cabin 10, "Pipes, you ready?"
"Yup, this is going to be amazing."
"Shit."
"Fear us."
"I do."
"Good." Annabeth said pushing him into a chair and pulling off his blindfold, Percy was greeted with Piper smiling like a maniac and shaking a bottle of bleach.
"Oh no..."
"It was Annabeth's idea." Piper put up her hands in surrender,
"I might as well go with it." Percy sighed in defeat, the two girls smirked. Piper started putting the bleach on Percy's hair,
"Okay so this is just a test strand, I need to see how much it will ruin your hair."
"Annie the only reason I haven't killed you yet is because I love you."
"I know Seaweed brain, love you to."
"Guess I'm the little mermaid now."
"You were always the little mermaid, Jackson."
"I would try to deny it but I really can't."
"Exactly; okay your hair seems fine. Be prepared to become a redhead."
"He's ready, wait before you do that can you fix his hair a bit?"
"Yeah sure, I love how he has no say in this by the way."
"Eh, even if I did I would probably agree with her."
"It's a good system."
"Whatever works for you two I guess...?" Piper laughed,
"Percy's indecisive as fuck." Annabeth added before pressing a kiss to his lips. Piper started working,
"Is this meant to burn?"
"It's bleach what the fuck did you expect?"
"I haven't had many experiences with bleach Pipes."
"But like...it's bleach..." After a while Piper started to wash out the bleach, leaving a blonde-ish haired Percy.
"Does this mean I'm finally Nico's type?"
"Don't think so seaweed brain."
"Annie, go outside. I want Percy's hair reveal to be a surprise, get the others."
"Do you have the rest of the stuff?" Piper pointed to a paper bag in the corner of the room,
"Course I do, now leave."
"Yeah, yeah I'm leaving. Can't wait to see your hair Seaweed brain." Walking out the room.
"What exactly are the other things exactly."
"Wait and see Percy, wait and see."
"Fuck." Piper smirked as she put the dye on his hair, it was bright but still a few shades darker than the actual little mermaid so it would look decent.
"It looks ridiculous doesn't it?"
"You'll have to wait Ariel."
"Yup, looks like shit." Piper hummed as she dried Percy's red hair, ignoring everything he said.
"You're going to love the next bit." Piper grinned,
"Honestly I don't think you can make this worse."
"Think again Jackson." Piper said tossing him a blue shirt with the little mermaid on it, in block capital letters it was written: '100% MERMAID AT HEART' Percy groaned, "That's just the start, it gets better."
"Fuck."
"Remember this wa Annabeth's idea, don't kill me."
"I mean you went along with it-" Piper grabbed a pair of scissors and put them to his neck.
"You sure you want to be saying that?" Piper laughed,
"Okay, I won't murder you."
"I like that plan, anyways here's the rest of the stuff." She handed him a plastic tiara and a shell necklace. "Go on, put it on."
"Poseidon save me."
"No one's coming to save you Percy."
"Fuck." Percy muttered as he put on the plastic tiara, Piper opened the door finding the rest of the seven standing behind it.
"Guys, are you ready for this? Presenting the Little Mermaid, aka. Percy Jackson." Percy walked out of the room with more confidence you could have imagined for someone wearing a "100% MERMAID AT HEART" T-shirt.
"Well Seaweed brain, you look less ridiculous than I imagined."
"Thanks I guess...?" Annabeth messed up his hair, pressing a kiss to his lips.
"Bro, it looks shit doesn't it?"
"Bro no, you look hot."
"No one's as hot as you bro."
"Aww thanks bro."
"I love how we've just come to terms with this and it is now seen as normal, if I wasn't your girlfriend I would think you two are dating."
"I'd never leave you Beauty queen, but you have to admit Percy looks good."
"I mean I don't want to throw up...?"
"I'll take it."
"He's hot."
"Are you sure you're dating him and not me Jay?"
"Di Angelo, thoughts?"
"He looks sexy, why the fuck did I say that? I was trying to say he looks ridiculous."
"Shit... Yeah so someone went to Lou Ellen with love problems so she cursed them and whoever they like to not be able to lie until they either kiss or one of them says they hate the other and mean it."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! WHO!?"
"No clue, it's confidential shit."
"Fuck."
"Good luck Nico."
"How the fuck do I find the bitch that went to Lou Ellen?"
"You'll have to figure that out yourself."
"Nico does this mean I'm your type?" Nico punched the son of Poseidon in the shoulder before walking off.
"Percy I dont know how to tell you this but you look like Knuckles from Sonic."
"I really don't know what to say to that Valdez."