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Chapter 4:Pink Lacy Pokadotts

When a ninja goes rouge, he or she, (he in this case) cuts off every connections and interactions from either friend, family, and so forth from the village he was living in. And to leave one's village meant betrayal and defiance against that village and its people, thus is seen as a threat. Therefore, in order to get rid of that threat, he is then put into the bingo book along with a bounty on his head. Now each rouge ninja are labeled a certain rank from the amount of threat and power he has; such as B-rank, A-rank, and the most dangerous, S-rank. If one is not around the rank of a very skilled jonin or ANBU it's best to avoid S-rank rouges or you wouldn't be returning home in one piece. And when you so happened to be within the presence of an S-rank rouge or a ex-akatsuki member, you should NEVER EVER let your guard down for even a second. The moment you let your guard down could possibly cause instant death or critical injuries, you'll never know what they're planning, for they are always so unpredictable….so… unpredictable…..

Bright pink eyebrows scrunched together in suspicion, emerald green eyes following a bright blond mass that passed by her sight several times now…..

Deidara, S-ranked rouge ninja and a ex-akatuski member was walking around the pinkette in circles.

Using her as a center point of his circle, the rouge nin continued on with his little quest of creating a circumference around the very confused Sakura, and she swore there was a slight hop in each of his steps. When she walked forward, the circle would follow. When she walked backwards, he followed like a lost puppy. It felt like she was in a small bubble that constantly followed her, a blond bubble in this case. Ignoring the strange behavior the first few minutes, she continued to walk, as long as he followed her, it was fine right?

Blond hair passed by her sight once.

Twice.

Three times

Fo—

AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING? DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT WE'RE LOCO?!

We're not loco inner. Sakura sighed.

I DON'T CARE MAKE HIM STAAAHHHPPP! STAAAHHPPP!

"What the hell are you doing Deidara?" Sakura stopped walking and glared frontwards.

"Nothing, un."

"This isn't nothing Deidara." She gritted out. "What you're doing is not…..normal."

"Who said I was normal, yeah?" Deidara grinned, and continued his quest in circling the girl.

"Well, it;s really immature!" Sakura snapped.

Grinning wider, Deidara 'skipped' until he was directly in front of the pinkette and leaned forward. "You know, if it wasn't for your little guards and these damn seals." He raised his left hand, showing scribbles of a chakra sealing jutsu around his wrist like a bracelet, except it looked like it was tattooed into his skin. "I would have leveled this whole area within seconds in a grand explosion, along with you and your feeble villagers. Then I would have made one hell of a escape, un. Pity isn't it? It would have been quite a masterpiece, yeah."

Sakura gritted her teeth in instant anger. How dare he threaten the villagers? In his current situation he should keep his damned mouth shut, after all he is within our, no my mercy. But….Sakura flexed her hands which were rolled up in a tight fist in anger. This wasn't a time to lose her temper, she have to be calm and sophisticated and handle this situation professionally.

"Yes, it is quite pitiful, Deidara-kun that is, that you're imaging such impossible dreams. For you are nowhere near the position to be throwing out empty threats around." Sakura said with a sickly sweet smile and glared back at his stormy blue rings within the depths of black of his eyes. A side effect, Sakura noticed, how there wasn't any white in his eyes but black with sapphire rings as his pupils. Then there was his skin that had looked sickly grayish in color before, during the war, with small crack shapes here and there. But she examined keenly that the cracks were fading and his skin color was returning to the same tan tone that he had when he was alive; overall he looked more….alive.

Deidara frowned under the pinkette's observant stare; now she was getting on his nerves. Why of all people did he have to be stuck with her, a fucking girl especially? The hokage probably put him with her just to mess with him, just to torture him further after taking his freedom away! Damn that granny, damn her to hell. Noticing that people were starting to stare at the duo, standing in the middle of the road, Deidara glanced back at the pinkette. It seemed that she wasn't going to stop her staring for a while, Deidara smirked.

"Like what you see pinky, un?"

Snapping out of her muse, Sakura felt blood flood up her face in embarrassment. "No! Wait! I-I—!"

Still smirking, Deidara turned his back to the stuttering girl and walked towards the direction the medical nin was going previously. "You coming?" he asked without turning around. "Hey, pinky, I'm hungry, is there anything good around here, un?"

Sakura felt dumbfound and stared at the blond as if he grew another…nose. Bipolar much? One second he was threatening the safety of the villagers then he was asking for food. Noticing that she was staring at him for the third time today, she growled. "D-don't call me pinky! I have a name you know!" Sakura fumed and jogged to catch up with her 'prisoner'. That is until he came to an abrupt halt, and turned around to face her. Sakura came to a skidding halt inches away from him, and raised a bubblegum eyebrow at the strange behavior.

"Well? If you have a name aren't you going to tell me what it is? Seeing as you already know mine, un." The smirk never left his lips. "Introduce yourself, yeah."

Sakura huffed at the demanding tone; that damned shit eating smirk he had was starting to agitate her to no end. "My name is Sakura Haruno, don't forget it blondie." If the taller one of the duo was annoyed by his new nickname, he didn't show it. Just grinned and continued walking.

"Sure thing…pinky. Now feed me, yeah! I'm fucking starving!" This earned several glares from the civilians, not being happy with their children hearing a 'bad word'.

"Shut it blondie. Hmm." Sakura looked around the area for a simple restaurant, she was hungry too, she didn't have time for breakfast this morning. She blamed blondie for that. Spotting the oh-so-famous Ichiraku Ramen stall in the corner of her eyes, Sakura beamed at the thought of food. "Hey blondie! We're going to that ramen stand there!"

"Fine by me, un." Deidara grabbed her wrist and sped walked towards the stall.

"Let go! I can walk by myself!"

"Well, you're slow and I am starving. See we're here already, yeah."

They both took a seat, Sakura grumbling in annoyance then greeted Ayame with a smile.

"Welcome back Sakura chan! I haven't seen you since the war started. I'm so glad that you're back safely!" Ayame warmly smiled, true happiness lighted up her brown orbs. She didn't want to lose anyone.

Smiling back equally warmly, Sakura nodded happily. "Thank you Ayame san, I'm glad I'm back home."

"You know, as touching this reunion is for both you ladies. I will appreciate some recognition here, yea!" Deidara grumbled beside the pinkette. "I'm Deidara by the way." He winked towards the brunette across the stand.

Blushing, Ayame quickly bowed in embarrassment. "O-oh! Im so sorry, my name is Ayame! Um… What would you two like to have?"

"You don't have to bow to this prick Ayame san." Sakura sent a glare to the male beside her. "And miso please."

Glaring back at pinky, he said. "Two miso and three chicken, yeah." Like a boss!

Ayame raised a brow at the order then scurried off to help her father at the back of the shop. "Ok, three miso and three chicken ramen coming right up! Tou-san!"

"Five bowls?" Sakura copied Ayame's eyebrow lifting.

"What? I haven't eaten since Kabuto brought me back, yeah!"

"You look fine to me."

"Looks can be deceiving pinky, didn't you're mother teach you that, un?"

Aaaahh. It's that shit eating grin again! "Well, you better finish those five bowls before I finish mine, cause we're leaving right away." Sakura huffed.

"You'd be surprised, yeah." His grin widened.

"Here you go! Three bowls of miso and my daughter will be bringing the chicken soon, eat up children!" Tanaka san, the owner of the shop presented the two teens with steaming, large bowls of miso ramen. To say that two customers weren't drooling would be a lie, since they were both starving.

"Itadakimasu!" They yelled at the same time.

Sakura slurped her noodles, as the warmth spread through her body.

God I was starving!

In the other hand, Deidara was literally inhaling his food. In one minute flat, the first bowl was empty, and he reached for the next. Tanaka gave out a hearty laughter at the younger male's action. "Its good isn't it? We have the best ramen in all of Konoha! Along with the best ingredients for it!" he puffed out proudly.

"Good? Old man this is heavenly yea!" Deidara breathed out, he was done with his second bowl. "Best ramen I ever had." Ayame took this as a cue to enter with the three bowls of chicken flavored ramen.

"Here you go Deidara san!" she smiled and took away the two empty bowls. "I never would have thought that there would be another person in this world who could eat ramen as fast as Naruto, right tou-san?" she giggled, in which she got another hearty laughter from her old man in agreement. Deidara didn't hear her statement, seeing that there was food in front of him, disappearing fast.

Sakura glanced sideways, and watched Deidara once again inhaling bowl after bowl.

Just like Naruto.

Wait a second, she just did not compare this criminal to Naruto of all people! No to the way!

He does resemble Naruto in way you know; blond hair, blue eyes, incredible ramen eating abilities. Ne Sa-ku-ra?

No way! I mean there's lots of people with blond hair and blue eyes! It's like saying Ino and Naruto are alike! Naruto isn't like this criminal. He would never betray Konoha or turn against everything he knew!

"Hey, if you're not gonna eat that I am so hurry up pinky, un!" Sakura glanced down at her half empty bowl, then at the eight empty bowls of- wait a second! Eight?

"I gave myself the privilege to order three more bowls, seeing that you're taking your time with yours, un." Deidara grinned.

"What? I-I! Hey! You didn't get my permission to do so!" pinky yelled. "I have to pay for you food you know!"

"Chill, pinky. You're gonna break everyone's eardrums in here yea?" Deidara winced."And dose it look like I care? The hokage probably gave you enough money, yeah."

Before Sakura came up with a comeback, Tanaka interfered, not wanting a fight to start in his shop. "Sakura chan, its okay, the extra three bowls will be on the house for today. After all, who wouldn't be satisfied to see their customer eat eight bowls of our ramen aye?" He chuckled. "So no fighting here kids, and Deidara was it? If a lady is paying for your meal, you should be thanking them. Learn your manners boy." Tanaka san ended sternly, teenagers these days.

Deidara only rolled his eyes carelessly. Why the hell should a rouge nin have to 'learn his manners'? Deidara got up, shoving his hands in his coat pockets and walked out before saying a short thanks for the food to Tanaka and Ayame. Leaving a sighing Sakura to pay for their meal and follow suit.

"It wouldn't hurt to not be a jerk all the time you know." Sakura said, after she caught up with Deidara. "And you're going the wrong way idiot, my apartments on the right." She led the way with a huffing Deidara a few feet behind her.

Sakura opened the door to her apartment flat, turning on the light of the short hall that led to her living room. Even though its been a few hours, she felt exhausted, having her guard up all day was not a easy. Removing the buckles for her toeless boots, she slowly shuffled into the living room; the slamming of the door behind her was the only thing that reminded her that she had a guest with her. Turning back, she was greeted with a bored looking blond in his reddish brown cloak and black ninja pants.

"So this is where you live yeah?" I cant believe I have to live with this guy. Kami sama please tell me this is a dream. "Hey pinky, is that a bra I see?" WHAT!? Both Sakura and Inner thought.

And indeed there was her pink polkadotted and laced bra shoved in between the cushions of her dark green couch. Yelping out in embarrassment she snatched up her undergarment within milliseconds and threw it into her room without a second thought. Slamming the door shut, green orbs glanced around the room and realized just how messy and infested her home looked. A husky chuckle brought her eyes back to the stranger in her house.

"Not very organized aint ya? Pink polkadots? That's sexy, yeah" he winked then went back to his chuckling. Sakura tried her best to glare at him but the blush covering her face wasn't helping much.

"S-shut up! I didn't have time to clean my house, stop laughing!" she yelled angrily. "And wait out in the hallway for a second will you!"

"Why the hell would I do that? Im not going anywhere pinky, I might miss another set of polkadots or two, those come with sets, yeah?" Screaming in frustration at the blonde's teasing, Sakura shoved him out the hallway, not without using a bit of her inhumane strength of course. "Stay!" She slammed the door.

As soon as she locked the door, Sakura quickly swiped a glance throughout her home, searching if there was anything else embarrassing left out in sight. As soon as she did, she would grab them and proceed to throw them all into her room. After five minutes of shoving and throwing, she allowed the blonde, who was cursing and yelling in the hallway in.

"You should be glad I'm even letting you in blondie."

"Pink bitch." He grumbled in response.

"Blond Barbie."

"Fuck you, yeah!"

"I'd rather not. And keep that attitude up and you'll be sleeping on the floor tonight!"

If looks could kill, Sakura would be out cold on the ground in a instant. "But it doesn't matter since you're sleeping on the couch I don't have another bed you see."

"Then I'll take yours. Guest, remember?" he pointed at himself, emphasizing on 'guest'.

"Hell no. I don't think you're really getting the situation here. So I'll make it simple for that widdle brain of yours." Then she pointed at the blond. "You are my pet houseplant, and I" she pointed at herself "am the master, kapish?"

"Fuck. No. Un." His visible aqua eye half lidded in a bored way. "Like hell I'm gonna submit to a girl, a pink haired one no less."

That damn sexist! So what we're a pink headed sexy goddess, kick him where the sun doesn't shine Sakura! Fucking do it!

Shaking off her inner, Sakura straightened her posture and glared. "You have no choice, un."

Blue eyes narrowed. "Don't mock me pinky, I'd hate to be you when you're at the end of my patience." He said, removing his speech habit. Basically the rest of the day went by with a share of insults and death glares at each other. Ahh, the beauty of having an apprentice of the hokage and an ex-criminal as a roommate. How lovely.

"You're still sleeping on the couch blondie, we have to clean out the extra room tomorrow or something. Then buy a bed, so night night." The pinkette said, and threw a pale blue blanket and a pillow at the male's face, which said male caught easily. "And if you even think about crawling into my room, I'll fucking castrate you." She said the last part with a ominous air. Damn right.

"Che, you wish pinky, there's nothing much to see anyways, un." Deidara grumbled, throwing the blanket and pillow on the couch. Then he unzipped his coat, showing his bare chest in front of the pinkette.

"W-what are you doing!?" Sakura stammered.

"Undressing, un. What do you think? I'm not going to sleep in these, yea."

"I don't have any clothes for you, so we would have to go shopping tomorrow or something." Sakura commented. Muscles~ "Then we would have to clean my storage room, since that's the only extra room but its big enough." Dayum, dat ass. "Cleaning out the room might take a few days, theres a bunch of stuf-" Hot shirtless guy in front of us, hello? Are you sure you're me? Cause I wanna rape him!

"Oh my God! Inner SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Deidara, startled at the sudden yelling, stared at the pinkette dumbfoundly. "I didn't say anything, un, and what the hell is 'inner'?"

Kami fucking damn chicken nuggets, inner I hate you.

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