Hello. A parody since I love comparing. By the way, I have a gene pool to suit the MLP characters much better, but here's what kind of personalities from the Goof Troop I want to give to the MLP creatures staring in this comical fanfic show.

Discord: Goof, Hubie the Adelie Penguin (from The Pebble & the Penguin), Roger Rabbit, Broadway (from Gargoyles)

Fluttershy: Jessica Rabbit, Marina female Adelie Penguin (also from The Pebble & the Penguin since Fluttershy is married to Discord in this)

Their two daughters (there's no son) are going to be played by Rainbow Dash the oldest whose new personality for her in this: Princess Merida (Pixar's Brave), Dandelion (1st Fairytopia), Mallory McMallard (TAS Mighty Ducks), Brooklyn (Gargoyles), Chance Furlong a.k.a. T-Bone the SWAT Kat.

As for Pinkie Pie, the youngest: Princess Ariel (The Little Mermaid) Stacey (A Goofy Movie), Lexington (Gargoyles) Happy the Dwarf.

I know the last two mares have male characters in their genes, but I just think those guys' personalities suit them well enough.

Waffles the cat will still star in this as their pet.

Anywho, as for their neighbors who are rulers of Equestria are my favorite MLP couple: Princess Twilight Sparkle (gene pool: Peg, Queen Minnie [Kingdom Hearts]) and King Sombra (gene pool: also Peg and King Mickey [Kingdom Hearts]) (Their pet will also be Chainsaw the dog)

Since they both have Peg's traits and Twilight is married to Sombra, then the one who will play the no-good menace to society Pete will be Prince Blueblood whose nicknames in this will be B.B. and Bluey.

Now, I wasn't sure what kind of children to give to the second married couple, so I just have Spike the Dragon be an attendant of the Canterlot Castle but will still have P.J.'s traits.

I may add more characters later on in other episodes. Just a warnin', they'll be OCs.

Now, as for the setting, Canterlot Castle will have a lifestyle similar to Disney Castle from Kingdom Hearts, but Ponyville will be very nearby and will be like Spoonerville. The Goof family will live practically next door in Ponyville where they will open an animal sanctuary, and Blueblood works at a antique shop in Canterlot which is a part of a whole chain of antique stores.

One last thing, I should warn you I'm not going to do every single episodes and the ones I will be doing might be slightly different from the show's.

Anyway, I hope you all like this concept of giving different, better personalities and that you'll find the parody amusing. Have fun and God Jehovah bless.


Everything's Coming Up Goofy.

At the borders between Canterlot and Ponyville, Prince Blueblood goes over his plans for a vacant piece of land Princess Twilight and King Sombra are trying to sell.

The selfish, silly prince means to turn it into a resort for himself and plans to tear the house down, but he's caught by his royal employers.

Twilight: Bluey. Are you still having delusions of spa baths in the middle of our real estate listing?

Blueblood: Oh, Majesties I need my own resort to relax in. Oh, Your Graces! Here it comes again! It's my stress level! (both Twilight & Sombra are annoyed before Twilight gives Blueblood a paper bag to breathe in before they both ignore him to focus on the still unsold property)

Twilight: I don't know why, Sombra, but this house has been harder to sell than a mansion. We're going to have to give it up at some point

Sombra: You're right. All right, if we can't find a buyer by 9:00 tonight, it's yours.


The Goof family move to start a new life in Ponyville, Fluttershy's old hometown. They push their carriage up a hill before seeing Canterlot Castle where their friends and Discord's so-called best friend Prince Blueblood reside.

Discord: Yahoo! There she is! It's all downhill from here, ladies! Better call Sombra and Twilight, and tell everyone we're coming.

(Blueblood answers the phone instead) Discord? (fake chuckle) Yes, long time, no see. (covers receiver as he mutters sourly to himself) No long enough, you brainless... You're saying you're coming to Ponyville...to look for a place to live? (horrified) Wonderful. Ah, listen, don't take the main road. There's been lots of construction work. Take out a piece of paper, I'll give you directions for a shortcut.


Discord and family's carriage end up rolling downhill. The chase conveniently leads them in the correct direction where they accidentally dinged Blueblood's prized ride.

Sombra thinks it's a trespasser but Twilight and Spike discover who it really is.

Twilight: (gasps) Discord?

Spike: Fluttershy?

Discord: Twilight?

Fluttershy: (after she helps her husband up) Spike? Sombra?

Twilight: (joyfully shouts) We haven't seen you both in two years!

Twilight kisses a gushed Discord's cheek, getting a "gosh" as Spike hugs Fluttershy.

Discord: You're still as pretty as you guys' wedding picture.

Twilight: (giggles bashfully) Now cut that out.

Sombra give half a hug to Fluttershy before he speaks: What brings you here after all this time?

Fluttershy: We're looking for a new house in town.

Sombra (pleasantly surprised) Really, a new house? Well, I think we can help with that, right, Twilight?

Twilight: Oh, absolutely. In fact, you're in luck. Come on in.

Discord: Okay, but listen, we sorta dinged that boat there.

Twilight: (smiles, forelegs around one of his limbs) Oh, that's Blueblood's, but he'll be so glad to see you, Discord, he won't even notice.

Discord: (shrugs with a smile) You sure?

Sombra: Of course.

Twilight: Come on, we've got so much to catch up on.

Spike: (examines the minor damage which won't look minor to Blueblood at all) Whoa, Discord's gonna already be on Prince Blueblood's bad side before he even sees him. When he sees this, he's gonna blow a gut.

Rulers' pet parrot Verde: Uh-uh, bet you this time it's his spleen.

Spike: Two bit coins?

Verde: You're covered.


Blueblood: (ready with bulldozer, looks at his watch) 9:00 and the deadline's up. By morning, that house will be history. (almost touches the house but stops dead in his tracks when he immediately notices the tiny dinged on his beloved boat whose bow loses a splinter) (He gasps before laughs maniacally, then shouts to high heaven)

Spike: (knocks on Verde's door) You were right, spleen.

The royal hosts hear Blueblood outside.

Sombra: Is that you, partner?

Twilight: Blueblood, look who made it.

(Blueblood is steamed and shocked when he sees Discord who waves innocently)

Discord: Hi, Blueblood, we made it. Can you believe it? We meant to follow your directions, but we ended up losin' control of our carriage and we rolled all the way here. Isn't that funny?

Blueblood gasps before he has strokes, spasms and twitches.

Sombra: Ugh, it's his stress level.

Twilight: (holds up paper bag) Quick, he's hyperventilating.

Discord tries to help Twilight & Sombra make Blueblood calm himself. "Take ten deep breaths, B.B., one, two... Hmm... did that last shudder one count as one or two? Better start over. One..." but the bulldozer accidentally flattens his yacht)

Blueblood: My baby! (palm trees fall down)

Discord: (unable to resist) Timber!

Blueblood tries to act but when he jumps off bulldozer, the giant container of water for his private pool breaks and sweeps him up in a tidal wave and a whirlpool that takes him down a sewer drain.

Spike: Awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Unbelievable.

Verde: Radical.

Discord: Gosh.

Twilight: Well, who's for dinner?

Sombra: You all go ahead. I'll use my powers to fish Blueblood out.

Spike catches up with Discord and Fluttershy as Verde gets to know the girls.

Discord: You know, little guys, next to Sombra, Blueblood is a prince among princes. Kind, humble, a real crown jewel among the world of ponies.

Spike: (whispers to Verde on his perch) Where'd they say they've been living?

Blueblood: (ordered to help with dinner) But Your Excellencies, I had work to do tonight. Why didn't you invite them to dinner next year?

Twilight: Now, Bluey, we didn't invite them for dinner.

Blueblood: (relieved) Oh, goody, goody.

Sombra: We invited them to stay with us.

Blueblood whimpers, losing his balance and causing an avalanche of pots and pans to fall on him.

Discord: (hears commotion in kitchen) (naively) See what I mean? Old Blueblood's busting a leg to whip us up a really swell feast.

Verde: Outer Mongolia?

Blueblood: (pops out with pot on his head) Magnificences, have you lost your garbanzos?

Twilight: Oh, it's only for a night or two. Just until their furniture gets here.

Blueblood: (dumbfounded, stammers with wide eyes) Furniture? They're moving? (Sombra & Twilight nod) Not to somewhere in our country? Not to our town? (starts to cry) Not our street!

Twilight: (nods) Uh-huh.

She and Sombra show him the sign saying "Sold" instead of "For Sale")

Sombra: Isn't it wonderful, partner? (Blueblood whimpers) Now you won't have to go through all the trouble of constructing that resort.

Blueblood sobs, heard by everyone in the living room.

Discord: (mistakenly thinks Blueblood's feelings as he starts to sob with joy) You hear that?! What a guy, crying for happiness to have us as his neighbors! (blows nose)

Spike: The moon.

Discord: (everyone looks at photo album of Blueblood losing some game because of Discord's clumsiness) Well, S & Twi, if you ask me, coach calling your future partner "Puddy Hooves Blueblood" just wasn't fair. Not his fault he bobbled the ball and lost us the big game.

Spike: Whoa, did you really lose the big game, Prince Blueblood? You always told us you won.

Twilight: Bedtime, Verde.

Blueblood stops gnawing on celery before he slams table with cucumber.

Sombra: Spike, why don't you help our guests with their luggage?


Blueblood: (in his study, pretending he's about to shoot a torpedo at a tiny doll of Discord) So, stick your house in the middle of my resort, will you? Fire 1! (doll blows up) (laughs maniacally before hearing commotion upstairs, Spike and the girls playing with toy that blows his mane away) When's that moving van getting here?!

Twilight comes back with pastry, Discord helping her bring a tray of tea. "Anypony for pie?"


Everypony settles in for the night except for a sullen Blueblood who was also made to give Discord and his slumbering wife extra quilts.

Discord: Would have settled for a welcome mat and you're giving us a whole cot to sleep on. Thanks, B.B.

Blueblood: "Thanks". Ha! Thank Their Highnesses. (laughs mockingly) You horn-headed dipstick. They told me to be nice to you, you slimy little...


Blueblood, unable to tolerate any more of Discord's loud snoring from the quest chambers to his own, rides in his chariot in blinding speed to the slow-moving van. Step on it, Grandfather. Get that stuff to Ponyville!

Old stallion: What, and risk Mr. D's dishes?

Blueblood: Sanity before crockery! (pushes the old-timer out of his van and drives the furniture himself before collecting Discord's clan and putting them in their new home, the prince proudly wiping his hooves)

Discord: Our stuff! We're home! Hooray! Yahoo! (hugs him) Thanks, B.B. You're a real prince. A lifesaver, a...

Blueblood, sickened by mushy compliments, dashes like a mad creature straight back to the castle and hiding in his room whose door he nails shut with wooden planks before he slips under the covers and breathes in his bag, then he stops to realize something.

Blueblood: Wait a minute, what am I flipping out for? I did it. I got them out of my town, and first thing in the morning I'll get them out of their town. That's what I'm going to do. That's a smart B.B. Oh, that's a good boy. (He starts to drift off to sleep, but the noise wakes up him with blood-shot eyes while everypony else is fast asleep).


Yeah, 'cause there's no rest for the wicked. ; ) Anyway, I hope you liked this. There'll be more comin'. I'll be doin' the episodes I like best. See more Discord and Blueblood moments just like Goofy and Pete's moments. Ha ha ha! X D See ya next time and God Jehovah bless.