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Chapter 119

QnA: The Threequel

Once again, like the two years before, all the characters were teleported to a room. Or not really a room, it was more like a beach. Because it was a beach.

Bonnie shivered. "Ugh, I hate the ocean."

"You hate everything," Chica pointed out.

Bonnie glared at her. "I hate you."

"See? You proved my point."

"Okay everyone!" The epic beautiful talented modest creator, little ghost cat, clapped her stunning hands. "We've got less questions this year, so this is going to be pretty quick! Also," she continued, giving everyone a meaningful look, "aren't you all forgetting something?"

Clara pursed her glossy lips. "No, I don't think so?"

"Oh!" Ruby snapped her fingers. "I forgot my lip gloss! Thanks for reminding me, guys!"

The gorgeous creator sighed gorgeously. "No, Ruby, something else."

Everyone thought for a moment. In fact, that was the longest Foxy had ever thought for. What could they have forgotten?

"Guys." The amazing creator rolled her greenish green eyes greenly. "It's Freddy's birthday!"

The group all rotated their heads to state at Freddy. William, who had been facing the other direction, whipped around so fast his head did a full 180 like an owl and his neck snapped but he didn't die because HE ALWAYS COMES BACK…..

Freddy shrugged. "I kind of forgot too."

"Fre-ddyyy! You're 10!" Chica squealed, launching herself onto him and squeezing him into a hug.

"Um…not quite, Chi," he laughed awkwardly, patting her back.

"Right, you're all still frozen at 17." Ghost pondered this brilliantly. "Well, how about next year you all get to age! You'll be 18, isn't that great?"

"18, goodness." Mangle widened her eyes. "A real adult. That'll be wonderful."

Bonnie bent down to speak in her ear, making spooky hands. "Think of all the fanart people will make of you."

Mangle gagged, clawing him away. "Ugh! You are just vile."

"Too late, someone already saw a drawing of you and called you hot," Bonnie said with a shrug.

"Oh yeah, I drew that." The creator said perfectly. "It was not my intention to make the edgy furry lady hot, but here we are in the year of our Lord 2024."

"Well, happy birthday to me, I guess," Freddy said, grinning as a vanilla, pink-frosted cupcake appeared on a plate in front of him. He took a bite. "Mm, peanut-free."

"Anyways! Onto the questions." Ghost pulled out a clipboard. "First up, Ruby! You've actually got most of the questions this year."

Ruby made a peace sign and went to go sit on the purple, star-spangled couch.

Penguimom asks:

If Ruby didn't work as a security guard, what would be her dream high school job?

Ruby pursed her lips, considering it. "I think I would still work for Fazbear Entertainment. The night guard job obviously gives me the most time with my ghosty gang," she wiggled her fingers at the ghosts, "but I think being a waitress would be sort of fun. I like talking to people and running around really fast—WAIT, maybe I could even wear roller skates!"

"And that is why you aren't a waitress," Freddy sighed.

GoToSleepZephyr asks:

who's your favorite musician?

"Oo! That's a tricky one." Ruby pulled out her phone and scrolled through her Spotify playlists. "Well, I've been trying to get into Chappel Roan recently. I've always loved Arctic Monkeys, TV Girl, and Mother Mother. Oo, and I love Jazmin Bean's style!" Ruby shrugged. "I mostly listen to rock, I think, or really anything that's edgy."

"I threw TV Girl in there so Ruby's music taste isn't so similar to mine," the beautiful creator Ghost explained very informatively and smartly.

Penguimom asks:

What is Ruby looking forward to this year?

"GRADUATING SCHOOOL!" Ruby yelled, throwing her hands in the air. "Been looking forward to this since the day I stepped into pre-K."

mixsii asks:

ruby x chica 4ever amiright…

Ruby and Chica shared a Look.

"Uh, what do you think of that, Ruby…?" Chica asked, laughing nervously.

"Um, well…" Ruby awkwardly rubbed the back of her neck. "Wow, sure is hot in here! Can someone open a window?"

"On it!" Foxy yelled, running full speed into a window and smashing right through it.

Ruby and Chica then sat there avoiding eye contact and fidgeting in very tense silence for three hours, until Ghost decided to move on to the next question.

Penguimom asks:

What grade is Ruby going into and what are her favourite subjects?

"Grade 12," Ruby muttered, "unfortunately. I don't like pretty much all the subjects, but I guess Robotics is kinda fun. And I'm really good at gym, but I'm usually one of like three girls and then the testosterone levels in the room rise to toxic levels. I'm coughing just thinking about all that Axe body spray."

mixsii asks:

do u like my ruby cosplay... heh..

"I live laugh LOVE your me cosplay!" Ruby cheered. "I didn't know I could look that…handsome…heh…"

Ghost hit her over the head with a gigantic sledgehammer but Ruby lived because plot armour. "NO FRATERNISING WITH THE PARTICIPANTS, RUBY ROXANNE!" The gigantic sledgehammer then transformed back into a clipboard. "Okay, next up iiiis Michael!"

Grumbling, Michael went to go sit on the couch. He slouched with the curled posture of a shrimp and folded his arms. "How many questions do I gotta answer this time?"

"Just one." Ghost rolled her aesthetic eyes. "Why, do you have a hot date?"

"...no."

"Of course not. Now sit straight and stop complaining."

GoToSleepZephyr asks:

what do you think of william being back?

Michael sighed. "Deep down, I think I kinda expected it. He always manages to slither his way out of death, even in crazy situations like that. Not that anyone wants him to." His dark blue gaze darted away. "I'm still going to do what he asked. For Elizabeth. Not for him."

"Okay, last up is for the animatronics!" Ghost called. Freddy and Bonnie and Chica and Foxy and Mangle "Omg I think I have too many characters" Charlie and Cassidy? I think? Wait am I still calling her Mari ummm might just call her Charlie for this.

GoToSleepZephyr asks:

how are yall settling into the new bodies? what do you think of them?

Everyone slowly turned to stare at a very upset Bonnie.

"I'M A HAND PUPPET!" He screamed, then proceeded to savagely shred a pillow into white fluff.

"Well, you are my right-hand-man," Freddy joked. "Except now it's literally." A laugh track played, much to Foxy's terror.

"Where are those blasted demons hiding?" Foxy gasped.

"Well, I'm happy with it!" Chica chirped. "I'm possessing Funtime Chica, one of the older models. She's pretty cool!"

"I'm…fine with it," Mangle muttered. "I ended up in Ballora. She's…fine, I guess. I just have a question for William."

William, who was sharpening one of his 69 million knives, paused. "Make it quick, I'm occupied."

"You designed Ballora, yes?"

"I did," he said cautiously. "Why?"

Mangle shrugged lightly. "No reason. It's just, there were certain design choices we were…curious about."

"Specifically her, er," Foxy flushed. "Um."

"What Foxy means to say, is that her body type isn't exactly kid friendly," Freddy pointed out.

William went whiter than he already was, which was an impressive feat. "Well, uh, you see, my wife left me that year, so I was, er, just trying to make something in her image—"

"I'm flattered," Clara said dryly.

"—and you know, I was trying to find ways to capture children, and I thought that maybe with Ballora, I could contain two children, each in a seperate, um…container?"

"Smooth," Michael droned.

"How about we end it there!" Ghost decided. "Say your goodbyes, because I am wiping your memories!"

"Nooooooooo" said Foxy and then his memories were wiped and everyone was teleported away d'un d'un dunnnn whybis is autocorrecting to have an apostrophe lolz byeeeeeee!

can you guys tell I wrote this in ten minutes