Hello everybody. Here is the latest episode of my Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto story. Now before we get to the episode, I'm going to use this time to answer some questions people asked in their reviews. Biran, you wondered if Plucky will redeem himself at one point. Well, for most of the story, Plucky is going to be antagonist in certain episodes. For example, in "Tentacool and Tentacruel", I plan to have him wanting the money that Nastina offered for the deaths of the Tentacool. So naturally, he's gonna try to sabotage Team Rocket's attempt so he can get the money all to himself. But I also plan to have him as a MAJOR antagonist during the whole Celadon City affair. And how? That's for you readers to find out. He may get a chance for redemption when I decide to do the Orange Islands and Johto possibly. Now, addressing when Elmyra will next appear. DiamondPickle994 wants her to appear next in Battle of the St. Anne, while Ivan suggested Bye Bye Butterfree so the toons can have peace. Here's an idea that's a win win scenario. She will appear in Battle of the St. Anne, but the Tiny Toons themselves DON'T encounter her cause things happen to her before she can even reveal herself. Cause it would be hilarious if she was a victim of the giant Pokémon robots in "Island of the Giant Pokémon". Now, the argument that Ash, Misty and Brock have is going to be different in this episode because Ash already knows he can only carry six Pokémon at a time. But I mustn't say anymore or I will spoil the story. Enjoy reading.
Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto:
A Tiny Toon Adventures and Pokémon Crossover
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster emerges from Tiny Toons circle.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs emerges from Tiny Toons circle.)
Cast: Poké Fever's got us looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast appear.)
Cause in this fanficy, we'll meet the Pokémon.
(The Tiny Toons then see Pokémon of various species.)
Plucky: An early vacation.
(We see the Acme Looniversity bus and the Perfecto Prep limo get sucked through an Ultra Wormhole.)
Shirley: Stuck in a new location.
(The two vehicles end up in the Kanto Region, in front of a large sign that reads "Welcome to the Kanto Region.)
Fifi: We'll travel 'cross the nation
to get back home, come on!
(The toons look around, seeing their new surroundings.)
Cast: So here's the world of Pokémon,
and we'll go on a new quest.
(The heroic toons look at a map of the Kanto Region at a Pokémon Center.)
We'll meet new friends,
and try new trends,
to be the very best!
(Mary Melody shakes hands with Ash Ketchum. Buster and the gang are interacting with various Pokémon. Fifi's eyes turn into pink hearts at the sight of Pikachu, making him feel uncomfortable.)
Elmyra: I'll get lots and lots of new pets.
(Elmyra is chasing after a baby Kangaskan. But she gets punched in the face by the angry mother Kangaskan.)
Furrball: You'll get very injured, I bet.
(Furrball watches from the bushes as Elmyra falls to ground, with a black eye and missing some teeth.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, there's no time for rest!
(Buster uses an air horn to wake the lazy toons.)
Plucky: They're furry, they're funny.
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs are looking in different directions, trying to decide where to go.)
Perfecto Prep has money
(We see the Perfecto Prep students, with Roderick and Rhubella Rats, holding dollar bills and Poké Balls.)
Gary Oak is such a pain!
(Gary Oak stands with a cocky look on his face as his cheerleaders praise him. Buster and Babs stand on opposite sides of the screen, rolling their eyes.)
Buster: Ash Ketchum.
(Ash Ketchum throws a Poké Ball.)
Mary: And Mary!
(Mary is seen holding her Clefairy in her arms.)
Ash: Fifi's very mushy.
(Fifi is kissing Pikachu all over the face, leaving pink kiss marks before she delivers a big kiss on his lips.)
Fifi: Pikachu's a cutie.
(A heart eyed Fifi hugs Pikachu, smothering him with her breasts. Pikachu has dizzy eyes due to being disgusted by Fifi's kisses and smell.)
Cast: Team Rocket is insane.
(Team Rocket and their Pokémon stand in threatening poses before a bomb is thrown and explodes, sending them flying and screaming.)
We're traveling through Kanto
and we're gonna have a ball
(Ash and co. and the toons stand on top of a hill, overlooking a large field.)
There's Pokemon right on your lawn
Gotta catch em all!
(A Pidgeotto and a Hoothoot are captured by some Poké Balls thrown by Ash and Mary.)
We're tiny, we're toony,
We're all a little looney.
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures with the cast of Pokémon.)
So grab your gear and Poké Balls,
come join the fun!
(We see the Tiny Toons circle with the title of Tiny Toon Adventures above it. The words in Kanto are in below it.)
Buster, Babs, Ash, Mary and Fifi: Now the journey has begun!
Buster, Babs, Ash, Pikachu, Fifi and Mary emerge from circle. Fifi is holding Pikachu.)
Episode 15: Mystery of the Lighthouse
(Insert "Dance of the Clefairy" from Pokémon)
The sun was currently setting, and Ash and co. were wandering in a forest. "The road's got to be somewhere," said Ash.
"Everything's somewhere," said Brock.
"Ash, have you gotten us lost again?" asked Misty. Pikachu whimpered. Well here's a familiar scene. Wandering in a forest, it appears our friends have once again lost their way.
"Pikachu," said Pikachu.
(Insert "Pokémon, I Choose You" from Pokémon)
It's been quite a while since Ash left home in the town of Pallet, and a lot has happened since he began his Pokémon Journey. This was not just to become a Pokémon Master, but to help Mary Melody find her missing toon pals. And she became a Pokémon Trainer. The two Trainers have already earned two of the qualifying badges for participation in the Pokémon League, a Boulder Badge and a Cascade Badge. "Pretty impressive, huh?" asked Ash.
"Yep. And we trained hard to earn them in those battles," said Mary.
"Like, totally," said Shirley. And they also caught several Pokémon. Ash's Pokémon consisted of Pikachu, Rattata, Butterfree, Seedot, Shroomish, Pidgeotto, Beedrill, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. Mary's roster was made up of her own Bulbasaur, Sentret, Spearow, Budew, Hoothoot, Beedrill, Clefairy and Sandshrew. As for the missing toons, so far, they found Buster Bunny, Fifi La Fume (who gained a huge crush on Pikachu), Bookworm, Shirley the Loon, Hamton J. Pig, Fowlmouth and Dizzy Devil. They also found Sweetie Bird and Plucky Duck. However, Sweetie turned down to travel with the group. As for Plucky, he was doing community service to pay for all the damage that he caused trying to get the reward on the heads of the Squirtle Squad. With the leader of the Squirtle Squad becoming Ash's. The heroes still have a lot more toons to find. Ash and Mary had been catching some new Pokémon ever since Ash caught Squirtle. They each caught a Diglett in preparation for their Gym battles against Lt. Surge. Ash actually caught two Diglett just in case. But he also caught two male Nidoran, while Mary caught a female Nidoran. Right now, both them were carrying five Pokémon each. Ash had Pikachu, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. Mary has her own Bulbasaur & Sandshrew, Clefairy, Diglett and Budew. All their other Pokémon were back at Professor Oak's lab.
(End Music)
"So, what kind of Pokémon should we catch next?" asked Ash.
"How about some Bug Pokémon?" asked Mary.
"Sure," said Ash.
"No way! You stay away from those types cause I hate them!" said Misty.
"Misty, you've grown to accept Butterfree," said Ash.
"That's because it's beautiful. The others are just plain ugly and gross," said Misty.
"Misty, there are other Bug Pokémon that are beautiful like Butterfree too. And I may wanna catch them," said Mary.
"As long as I'm traveling with you, none of you are allowed to catch any more Bugs," said Misty.
"Misty, I'm older than you. So you can't boss me around. Besides, Bug-types are useful against Grass, Psychic and Dark-types," said Mary.
"Mary's right," said Fifi.
"Just because you hate Bug Pokémon, doesn't give you the right to prevent others from catching them," said Buster.
"What if there is a Bug that I want to catch?" asked Brock.
"You can't catch them either!" said Misty.
"I'm older than you as well. So you can't tell me what to do either," said Brock. But suddenly, Misty whacked Brock with a mallet.
"Ow!" said Brock.
"Whoever has the mallet, gets to be the boss!" said Misty. Immediately after declaring that, Misty got clonked by Buster, with a bigger mallet.
"You mean the one with the biggest one," said Buster smugly.
"Hey, where's Ash, Mary, Fifi and Pikachu?" asked Hamton.
(Insert "Today's Pokémon Curiosity" from Pokémon)
Meanwhile, at Scissors Street, Furrball and Megan had finishing helping Suzy massage a customer's Pokémon. Ever since Furrball came to the Pokémon world, he was taken in by Suzy, a Pokémon Breeder. He also became friends with Megan, a pink toon cat who says she came here before the other toons did. But what Furrball didn't know was that she was really the Mythical Pokémon, Mew in disguise. She had a crush on him the instant she saw him. "Thanks for stopping by. Please come again," said Suzy as the customer left. Furrball turned to Megan.
"Megan," said Furrball.
"Yes, Furrball?" asked Megan sweetly.
"I was wondering. Are you free this evening?" asked Furrball.
"I am. Why do you ask?" asked Megan.
"Do you want to . . . to . . . ," said Furrball.
"Come on. You can say it," said Megan. She fluttered her eyelashes at the blue cat. Furrball gulped nervously as he stared into Megan's beautiful blue eyes.
"Do you want to go out on a date with me?" asked Furrball. Megan let out a happy squeal. She began to hug Furrball, smooshing his face against her breasts. The blue cat's face blushed pink due to being close to Megan's bosom.
"I'd love to! Let's do dinner at a restaurant at 7 P.M. My treat," said Megan.
"I know a couple of options of where to eat," said Suzy.
"Okay," said both cats. Megan turned to Furrball.
"I'm gonna go get some stuff ready. See you tonight, my blue beau," said Megan. She then gave Furrball a really big kiss on his cheek. The kiss left a pink kiss mark on Furrball's cheek, even though it didn't look like Megan had lipstick. Furrball sighed before he melted due to feeling amorous. Megan giggled at Furrball's silly reaction.
"Aaaaaaawwww. So romantic," said Suzy. "Vulpix," said Vulpix.
(End Music)
Ash, Mary, Fifi and Pikachu had run off to get away from Misty's brattiness. In the case of Pikachu, it was against his will. Fifi carried Pikachu. "We'll show her! We'll show her that bugs are a good type to use!" said Ash.
"You said it, Ash," said Mary. Ash, Mary, Pikachu and Fifi found their way out of the woods, and discover a beautiful beach and a sparkling blue ocean.
"Looks like we reached Cerulean Cape," said Mary.
"A beach een zee midst ov a sunset. Quite ze romantic atmosphere, wouldn't you agree, Pikachu?" asked Fifi sweetly. Pikachu just shook his head in annoyance. But Ash seemed disappointed.
"I don't want to watch the sunset. I want more Bug Pokémon to catch without Misty interfering," said Ash. Just then, the four saw three wild Pokémon who were having a friendly conversation. The first one resembled a crab. It's top half was a hard shell that was orange-red in color, with two protrusions atop it. The lower half of its body was cream-colored, with fang-like protrusions below the mouth; it's four legs and two arms were also cream-colored. Like a real crab, it had a pair of large pincers that it uses as powerful weapons or for balance purposes when it walks sideways. The second was a blue insectoid Pokémon. There were semicircular pink markings under its dark, circular eyes. It had a round body with four long, skinny legs extended from it. On top of its head was a yellow cap with a single antenna. The third resembled a spider with a water bubble over its head. Its head and most of its abdomen were dark gray, while its thorax and six legs were light green. All of its legs were thin with a knobby joint in the middle, and three of its legs were typically used to anchor the bubble on its head. Sometimes the spider will secretly swap which legs will hold up the bubble. The green on its thorax extended onto its abdomen in three triangular markings. Several triangular flaps extended upward and attached to the bubble over its head. The head itself had large light blue eyes with darker pupils and sclerae, two blue bumps on top, and a light green mouth similar to a spinneret.
"And when the chef was charging at me, I cut the rope to a mast. It then swung into his face and knocked out several of his teeth and knocked him unconscious, man," said the crab Pokémon with a Jamaican accent. The two bug Pokémon burst out laughing.
(Insert "Pokédex Theme" from Pokémon)
"What are those Pokémon?" asked Ash. Ash got out his Pokédex to get data on them.
"Krabby. Lives near the shore. Its average height is about 16 inches," said the Pokédex.
(End Music)
But when Ash and Mary tried to get data on the other two with their Pokédexes, all they got was "Pokémon unknown. No available data."
"Zose two must be, how you say, non Kantonian Pokémon," said Fifi. Knowing what to do, Mary got out one of her books. This one covered Water Pokémon. She scrolled through the pages until she found images of the Water Pokémon they were looking it.
"Here they are. The first is Surskit, a Water & Bug-type Pokémon from Hoenn. The other is a Dewpider from the Alola Region. It's also a dual Water and Bug-type. Since Misty isn't around, I can catch Surskit without her trying to stop me. I also have a space open in my roster, so it'll be my sixth Pokémon," said Mary.
"Okay, I'll catch the Krabby and Dewpider," said Ash.
"Pikachu, go get the Krabby while I send Bulbasaur against Dewpider," said Ash. But unfortunately, Pikachu was being lazy and was pretending to nap again. Ash growled in frustration. "Come on, Pikachu. Krabby's a Water-type. You'll be able to beat it easily," said Ash.
"No way. After the way you're rebelling against Misty by not honoring her wishes of not catching any more Bug Pokémon, forget it," said Pikachu. Ash growled again.
"Pikachu, stop siding with Misty," growled Ash.
"I'll handle zis," said Fifi, before applying a fresh coat of pink lipstick. She kneeled down to Pikachu's level before forcing a kiss on his lips. But unfortunately, Pikachu zapped her on the lips. "Le ouch!" said Fifi. This caused her lips to swell up. Pikachu laughed rudely at her.
"Serves you right for trying to disrupt my nap, you stink pot," said Pikachu rudely. And he went back to napping. Fifi growled angrily.
"Pikachu," growled Fifi. And then, she got a cheeky idea. Fifi pulled down her shorts.
"What are you doing, Fifi?" asked Ash. Fifi then removed her panties. Ash and Mary realized what was going to happen. They watched as the purple skunkette then sat on Pikachu's face. Pikachu's eyes opened and saw he was staring at Fifi's butt.
"She's gonna blow, man!" said the Krabby.
"Mother," said Pikachu. Fifi then let loose a big, long, stinky fart on Pikachu. Since Pikachu was directly underneath Fifi's butt, he took the full force of the fart. The stink fumes were green instead of purple, indicating it smelled really bad.
"Le relieved siiiigh," sighed Fifi.
"Have you been holding that in since lunch?" asked Ash.
"Oui. Zis ees what happens when you eat three helpings ov pizza flavored escargot," said Fifi. After she finished passing gas, Fifi stood up. Pikachu was pale from Fifi's farting and twitched like a squashed bug.
"Eeeeeeeewwwww," said Pikachu pathetically.
"Le oops. Pardon moi," said Fifi cheekily. She then laughed at her crush. Even Ash and Mary laughed too.
"Le oops?! You did that on purpose, you stinky little bi- OW!" cried Pikachu. For the Krabby pinched him in the tail with one of its claws.
"Watch your language, man! There is a lady present!" said the Krabby. This made Pikachu.
"That's it! You're Krabby Patties when I'm through with you!" said Pikachu.
"Bring it on, rodent boy," said the Krabby, clanging his pincers.
(Insert "Kanto Wild Pokémon Battle" from Pokémon)
"Bulbasaur, come out and assist Pikachu!" said Ash. He threw the ball and Bulbasaur was summoned.
"Bulbasaur!" said Bulbasaur.
"Clefairy, I need you!" said Mary. She threw her Poké Ball and Clefairy was summoned.
"Clefairy," said Clefairy. Pikachu and Bulbasaur turned to face Krabby and Dewpider, while Clefairy stared down at Surskit.
"Clefairy, start things off with Pound!" said Mary.
"Fairy!" said Clefairy. Clefairy then slapped Surskit across the face. Surskit retaliated by firing a Water Gun attack. Clefairy got soaked by the water. Surskit then tried to use Quick Attack.
"Clefairy, dodge it!" said Mary. And Clefairy did. "Clefairy, now use Metronome!" said Mary. Clefairy waved its finger back and forth until it fired a Flamethrower attack from its finger. However, Surskit dodged it.
"Pikachu, use Thunder Shock! Bulbasaur, use Razor Leaf!" said Ash. His two Pokémon fired the said attacks. Krabby and Dewpider dodged the attacks. Krabby fired a Mud Shot attack, which did super effective damage on Pikachu. Dewpider executed Bug Bite, biting Bulbasaur. Both Pokémon yelped as they got hit by the attacks. "Pikachu, Thunder Shock again!" said Ash. Pikachu fired a Thunder Shock attack a second time. This time, it hit Krabby, shocking the crab. "Bulbasaur, Vine Whip!" said Ash. Bulbasaur lashed out its vines, whipping Dewpider.
"Go Pikachu, you can do eet!" cheered Fifi. Dewpider fired a Bubble Beam attack at Bulbasaur. "Bulbasaur, dodge it!" said Ash. Bulbasaur jumped out of the way. Pikachu executed a Quick Attack, but Krabby created some sort of shield. Pikachu just bounced off of the shield.
"That was Protect," said Ash.
"Clefairy, use Disarming Voice!" said Mary. Clefairy opens her mouth and released a beam of purple hearts in a loud shrieking voice from it. The hearts hit Surskit, but it wasn't done yet. Surskit used Quick Attack on Clefairy, knocking her back. But after that, something strange began to happen to Surskit. The blue and yellow bug began to feel dizzy.
(Pause Music)
(Insert "You Beautiful Doll, Instrumental")
When it came to its senses, Surskit's eyes turned into pink hearts at the sight of Clefairy. It began to make wolf whistles, howls and the occasional "yahoos". Clefairy giggled at the sight of Surskit acting like a lovesick idiot. "Zut alor. Why ees Surskit going gaga for Clefairy all ov a sudden?" asked Fifi.
"Looks like Surskit set off Clefairy's Cute Charm ability," said Mary.
"Cute Charm?" asked Fifi.
"If a Pokémon attacks another Pokémon of the opposite sex that has that ability, there's a chance the attacker will fall in love with the Pokémon. And they may be unable to attack," explained Mary. Fifi giggled.
(End Music)
(Resume Previous Music)
"Clefairy, use Copycat!" said Mary. Upon executing that attack, Clefairy imitated Surskits' Quick Attack and rammed Surskit. "Finish it with another Disarming Voice!" said Mary. Clefairy fired another Disarming Voice, which hit Surskit. Surskit crashed to the ground, with swirls for eyes. Mary then took out an empty Poké Ball. "Poké Ball, go!" said Mary. She threw the ball and it hit Surskit, scooping it in the ball. The Poké Ball began to wobble as the center button glowed. Krabby and Dewpider were starting to weaken.
"Pikachu, finish Krabby with Thunder Shock! Bulbasaur, Razor Leaf on Dewpider!" said Ash. Pikachu and Bulbasaur fired said attacks, hitting both their opponents and knocking them out. Ash took out two Poké Balls. "Poké Balls, go!" said Ash. He threw them at the two fallen Pokémon. The first Poké Ball hit Dewpider, while the second hit Krabby. Both Pokémon were scooped into the balls and began to wobble. Both Ash and Mary watched as the Poké Balls vibrated. Very soon, all three Poké Balls stopped vibrating and the center buttons stopped glowing as the ding heard from all three.
(End Music)
Ash and Mary picked up the Poké Balls. "I caught Dewpider and Krabby!" said Ash.
"And I got Dewpider!" said Mary. But then, the Poké Ball containing Krabby was teleported back to Professor Oak's laboratory.
"Oh well. I can get him later," said Ash. Just then, the other toons along with Misty and Brock arrived.
"What was all the ruckus we just heard?" asked Brock.
"I caught a Krabby just now, but he's at Professor Oak lab now. But I did catch something that is with me now," said Ash.
"Did you catch anything, Mary?" asked Misty.
"Yes. Here it is," said Mary. Ash and Mary pressed the buttons on the Poké Balls and out came Dewpider and Surskit.
"Dewpider," said Dewpider.
"Surskit," said Surskit.
"BUGS!" screamed Misty as she turned pale. She buried her head in the sand like an ostrich.
"What are those?" asked Dizzy.
"Hey, you caught a Dewpider from the Alola Region and a Surskit from the Hoenn Region," said Shirley.
"That's right," said Mary. Misty emerged from the sand.
"Why did you have to catch more bugs? You know I hate bugs! I told you not to catch any more!" complained Misty.
"I told you, I'm older so you can't tell me what to do. Besides, since they were out of region Pokémon, this was a rare opportunity. They're also part Water-type too," said Mary.
"WHAT?! Your new Pokémon are both the type I love and the type I hate?!" asked Misty.
"Yes. There are several Pokémon that are dual Water and Bug-types," replied Mary. Misty slumped to her knees. "This is so wrong! There are some Water Pokémon that I can't catch all because they're Bug-types! The horror! THE HORROR!" cried Misty pathetically.
"You should be grateful that spiders exist," said Ash as she picked up Dewpider.
"Why should I?" asked Misty.
"Cause spiders eat the nastier and ickier bugs like flies and mosquitos. So they keep the population of the bad bugs in check," said Ash.
"And back at home, one of the most popular fictional superheroes is based on a spider; the Amazing Spider-Man," said Buster.
"Sounds like he's your world equivalent of Spinarak-Man," said Ash.
"I guess Spinarak is a spider like Pokémon?" asked Buster.
"Yes. Bug & Poison. I read the comics. An ordinary teenager is bitten by a radioactive Spinarak and he gets powers like one," said Ash. He showed the toons a picture of the superhero. He was a human who wore a full body green costume modeled after a Spinarak. And he wore a helmet that had a sharp white horn and red pincers.
"Whoa. He almost looks like Spider-Man in a way," said Buster.
"What does your version look like?" asked Ash. Buster took out a mint copy of Spider-Man's first appearance, which was Amazing Fantasy #15 from 1962. Spider-Man wore a red and blue costume with a web patterned on the red parts.
"You're right. They are similar," said Ash.
"Yep. He's fought various super villains like the Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, the Vulture, the Rhino, Venom, Carnage and more. What are some of them called in Spinarak-Man?" said Buster.
"The Green Grimmsnarl, Dr. Octillery, the Mandibuzz, the Rhydon," said Ash.
Brock then sniffed Pikachu, who still had Fifi's smell when she farted on him.
"What smells?" asked Brock.
"Shut up," said Pikachu.
"Pikachu at first refused to fight Krabby so I farted on heem," said Fifi.
"That's what you get for being lazy," said Buster.
"If only we were at a Pokémon Center so that I can get a nice bath," said Pikachu. Then, Brock saw up something ahead.
"Hey, guys. I see a lighthouse dead ahead," said Brock.
"Maybe the owner can let you use his or her tub so you can clean Pikachu," said Hamton.
"Plus, we can find a phone there so that Mary and I can call Prof. Oak as a way to check up on our Pokémon," said Ash.
"Yeah. And they'll probably have extra beds. I'm getting tired of sleeping in sleeping bags. Sleeping bags is no way to get our beauty sleep," said Misty.
"Good idea," said Ash. And the group went toward the lighthouse.
(Insert "The Moon Stone" from Pokémon)
Night had fallen by the time they got to the lighthouse. "This lighthouse looks weird," said Brock. They came across some huge doors, that had carvings of different Pokémon. The carvings were the following: Zapdos, Scyther, Lapras, Shellder, Clefairy, Kangaskhan, Pinsir, Persian, Arcanine, Flareon, Exeggcute, Ditto, Moltres, Kabutops, Drowzee, Gengar, Golbat, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Muk, Victreebel, Omanyte and Tauros. There was only a Pokémon that Ash and his friends didn't recognize (Mewtwo).
"Guess we better ring the bell," said Misty.
"I got it," said Ash. He rung the electronic doorbell. Ash and his friends shivered at hearing the sound of the door bell, which sounded like an old fashioned bell. Then, a voice began to sound from the speaker below the doorbell.
"Who's there?" asked the voice.
"Excuse us, sir. But we're travelers and we're lost," said Brock.
"We would like to use your telephone, please, sir," said Mary.
"We've been camping out quite a while and I'd sure appreciate a nice comfy bed," said Misty.
"And I was wondering if I could use your kitchen to make some double bacon cheeseburgers for our group. And I'd be more than happy to make something for you," said Brock.
"That's great. But can you cook without using tofu?" asked the voice.
"Sure. I can cook a lot of things without any tofu," said Brock.
"That's good. I've been eating nothing but tofu since my cook went on vacation," said the voice.
"And, we need to use your bathtub. My Pikachu got sprayed by a skunk and he could use a nice tomato juice bath," said Ash.
"Tomato Juice isn't going to do it," said the voice.
"No?" asked Ash.
"You actually need to use peroxide, baking soda and dish detergent," said the voice.
"Really," said Ash.
"Come on in," said the voice. Then, the doors opened up before Ash and his friends. Ash and his friends saw a large room inside the lighthouse. Ash and his friends began to go inside. Fifi was in thought due to the conversation with the mysterious person.
"What's the matter, Fifi?" asked Buster.
"The lighthouse owner says tomato juice doesn't actually work. But how come when Elmyra used eet on moi, how come I couldn't use my stench," said Fifi.
"You must've been a victim of the placebo effect," said Shirley.
"Placebo effect?" asked Fifi.
"It's when a person's physical or mental health appears to improve after taking a placebo or 'dummy' treatment. You must actually thought you lost your stench, when in reality, you didn't," said Shirley. Fifi smirked.
"Well, eef Elmyra tries to use eet again, she'll be een for a, how you say, nasty surprise," said Fifi.
(End Music)
Back at Scissors Street, it was now time for Furrball's date with Megan. He had changed into a black tuxedo jacket, a white shirt and a blue-green bow tie. He was waiting outside the dressing room, waiting for Megan to finish getting dressed.
(Insert "Hiya Hot Stuff" from Pokémon)
Very soon, Megan emerged, all dressed up. Megan looked absolutely beautiful. She wore a purple dress with a scoop neckline that showed her cleavage. She also wore purple gloves and a gold necklace with a amethyst gem. She even applied makeup on her face, which consisted of purple lipstick & eyeshadow and blush. Furrball's eyes turned into pink hearts at the sight of how pretty she was. "Meow wow!" cried Furrball. Megan giggled a girly giggle.
"You like my dress?" asked Megan, doing a curtsey.
"You look pretty in purple," said Furrball.
"Thanks. Shall we get going?" asked Megan.
"Uh-huh," said Furrball. And Megan began to lead Furrball to the restaurant where they were going to have dinner.
(End Music)
When they got into the lighthouse, they found the bathroom, which had a tub. "Would you mind if we borrow your phone?" asked Ash.
"There's a phone right near you," said the mysterious voice. Ash and his friends turned around and saw a monitor with a Bellsprout shaped phone that was a couple of feet away from the tub.
"Hey, it's a video phone," said Buster.
"That's cool," said Misty.
"I will call Prof. Oak now to check on our Pokémon," said Mary. Ash looked through the bathroom cabinet until he found peroxide, baking soda and dish detergent.
"Perfect," said Ash. He turned on the tub faucets and put Pikachu in the tub. Mary went to phone and dialed Prof. Oak's number. Prof. Oak appeared on the screen. He was cooking dinner.
(Insert "Goofball Alert" from Pokémon)
"Hi, Mary. You caught me cooking dinner. My cook is on vacation and I have to cook my own meals until he returns," said Prof. Oak.
"You got the Krabby that Ash recently caught?" asked Mary.
"It's right here and I'm taking good care of it. Is Ash here too?" asked Prof. Oak. "I am. I'm giving Pikachu a bath cause Fifi farted on him for being lazy. So he stinks real bad," said Ash. Professor Oak couldn't help but chuckle. Pikachu groaned in embarrassment and annoyance. Ash saw his Krabby was in a fish bowl as he was adding the three cleaning materials into the bath water.
"How are our other Pokémon?" asked Ash.
"They're doing fine as well and they're getting along with the other Pokémon. Gary also caught a Krabby too," said Prof. Oak.
"He did?" asked Mary.
"Yes. Right here," said Prof. Oak. Everybody saw that it was bigger than Ash's.
"Awesome," said Ash sarcastically.
"I want you to know that my grandson Gary has already caught forty-five Pokémon, that was before the accident with his car," said Prof. Oak.
"I know. We were there," said Ash.
"You were?" asked Prof. Oak.
"Oui. Eet was smashed up by Plucky Duck when he was trying to smash ze Squirtle Squad cause he wanted ze reward money on zeir heads," said Fifi.
"Yes. Last time I called Gary, his car hasn't been repaired yet so he's still stuck in the city where it got damaged," said Prof. Oak.
"Well, I wouldn't be surprised cause Plucky Duck has to do community service to get the money needed to repair Gary's car. In fact, he has to do community service to get money to repair ALL the damage he did in his attempts to defeat the Squirtle Squad," said Ash.
"That would give us time to get ahead of him," said Fowlmouth smugly.
"Like, totally," said Shirley.
"By the way guys, just where are you calling me from?" asked Prof. Oak.
"We're at an old lighthouse on top of a cliff," said Ash.
"Oh. That must be Bill's lighthouse. He's a young Pokémon Researcher who even knows more than me. See what you can learn from him. He could teach just about anything about Pokémon and then some," said Prof. Oak.
"This is Bill Prof. Oak, good to hear from you," said the voice again.
"Hello, Bill. Please give my friends a crash course about Pokémon. Uh-oh, tofu's done," said Prof. Oak. He blew at the tofu and the monitor turned off. "Well there's no way I can ignore a request from the great Prof. Oak. Meet me in the main hall after your done cleaning your Pikachu," said the voice.
"Okay," said Ash.
(End Music)
Very soon, Ash finished cleaning off of Pikachu. Ash then took a sniff at Pikachu. "Well, you're now 100% skunk smell free, Pikachu," said Ash. Pikachu let out a relieved sigh.
"Thank goodness," said Pikachu.
(Insert "Team Rocket Unveiled" from Pokémon)
Then, the lights turned on. "I am Bill of the lighthouse," said the voice. Ash and his friends turned to where the voice was coming from. It was coming from a strange looking Pokémon! Ash and his friends gasped at the sight of it.
(End Music)
Very soon, Megan and Furrball arrived to the restaurant they were going to have their dinner at. They were led to their table and were looking at the menus, trying to figure out what to eat. "So, have you figured what you want to eat?" asked Furrball.
"Hmm. This smoked salmon platter looks appetizing. How about you?" asked Megan.
"Well. I guess I might try the shrimp scampi," said Furrball.
"Ooh. Good choice," said Megan. The waiter approached the two.
"Good evening and what can I get you two?" asked the waiter.
"I think I'll have the smoked salmon platter please," said Megan.
"As for me, Shrimp Scampi please," said Furrball.
"Okay," said the Waiter after writing down in his notebook. He then went back to the kitchen. As they waited for their dinner, Furrball and Megan began to converse.
"Megan, at one point, before I ended up here, I decided to leave the Duff house and move in with Penelope Pussycat. She recently became a fashion designer. She's a sweet cat and wants to see me succeed. You two would get along fine," said Furrball.
"I would love to meet her at one point and ask her to design a dress for me. What made you finally decide to move out of the Duffs' home?" asked Megan.
"It was because Elmyra's obsession with animals was getting worse. So bad to the point that all the animals who aren't Acme Looniversity students started to flee Acme Acres," said Furrball.
"Wow. They actually skipped town just to get away from her?" asked Megan.
"Yes. I still remember her argument with her older sister when all the animals were gone," said Furrball.
One Month Before the Portal Incident . . .
Furrball was taking a nice cat nap in front of the fireplace. But it came to an end at the sound of the door slamming close. The cause was a frustrated Elmyra, who had returned home after failing to find a new pet. Amanda, Elmyra's older sister heard the slamming. "There you are, little sister," said Amanda.
"I couldn't find any fuzzy wuzzy animals for a new pet or two today," complained Elmyra.
"Isn't it obvious? They fled Acme Acres to get away from you. They did it to save their skins," said Amanda.
"No. They couldn't have. They're probably hiding real good. I'm just not looking hard enough," said Elmyra.
"It's over, Elmyra. There are no non student animals left. You drove them all the way. You've been banned from every pet shop since every pet you buy keeps dying. Not even the pounds will allow you to adopt an animal," said Amanda. Furrball listened in on the conversation.
"Then there's only one solution. We can move to new city where there are lots of cute animals," said Elmyra.
"We're not going anywhere. Mom and dad can't move us to another city just because you want to satisfy your greed for pets. Don't you have enough pets already?" asked Amanda.
"But they keep dying!" objected Elmyra.
"Because of you! You're too rough with them. They're living creatures, but you treat them like toys. Your obsession has gotten worse ever since that one spring break. If we move to another city just so can satisfy your animal obsession, you'd be sentencing the animals there to death," said Amanda. They argued for some time. After hearing that argument, Furrball decided he had enough of Elmyra and decided it was time to leave. He had just needed to find the right opportunity to do it. Once he did, he left the house and went to Penelope's house.
"I'd love to be your new mother. I'm already a new mentor, so being your mother too will ensure you succeed," said Penelope.
"Thanks . . . mother," said Furrball. He had tears of joy. Penelope wiped his tears before hugging him.
Present Time . . .
"I bet she's worried sick about me like how the other teachers and families are worried about the others," said Furrball.
"Yes. And they have no idea that you're in another dimension," said Megan. Just then, the waiter brought Furrball and Megan's food.
"Bon appetit," said the Waiter. The two cats then began to dig in.
(Insert "Team Rocket's Secret Strategy" from Pokémon)
Elsewhere, in a secret warehouse, Jessie, James and Meowth were getting treated by some Team Rocket doctors, dentists and nurses. It was taking a long time for their wounds and injuries from the Squirtle Squad affair to heal. Especially after getting caught in the explosion of that cooking machine they bought to try to cook Plucky Duck alive. They wore bandages and casts over their wounds and broken arms or legs. But some of their burns still needed to get treated every day until they fully heal. Jessie yelped as one of the nurses was applying cream to one of the burns on her face. "Why does treating our injuries have to be so painful?" complained Jessie.
"These are some serious burns you got when that cooking machine exploded. Nobody said the road to recovery was going to be easy," said T.R. Nurse #1.
"We should be out there, trying to steal that twerp's Pikachu and delivering it to the boss," groaned Meowth.
"But instead, we're stuck in this clinic," said James, with his mouth forced opened as fake teeth were being glued to replace the ones he lost.
"It seems to me, chasing those kids and toons are hazardous to your health as indicated by what happened in your last battle," said T.R. Doctor #1.
"Seriously, can't you go after a different Pikachu?" asked the T.R. Dentist.
"'Cause if you can't beat those kids and steal that Pikachu, you shouldn't continue trying," said T.R. Nurse #2.
"There is no other Pikachu like that twerp's. It has to be that one we catch," said Meowth.
"Our boss needs you for the St. Anne raid that we're going to do later this month. So until then, you are stuck here, getting treated so that you will be in tip top shape for the operation. So even if you do manage to get healed before the St. Anne raid, no chasing after those kids and toons until then. Doctor's orders," said T.R. Doctor #2. Jessie, James and Meowth could only fume silently.
(End Music)
Back inside the lighthouse, Ash and his friends took a good look at the Pokémon. The Pokémon was similar to a shellfish with a tan shell. There were two small black dots, which were a second pair of eyes, on the front of its shell. The Pokémon uses those eyes when it hides deeper in its shell to protect itself from harm. Its black eyes sense what is going on outside of the shell while it is hiding. Underneath its shell was mostly black, with two red eyes, which glow in the dark, and four yellow-tan legs. "It can't be!" said Brock.
"That's a Kabuto, an extinct Pokémon!" said Mary.
"I wonder whats it's, like doing here?" asked Shirley.
"It could've been cloned from DNA extracted from a mosquito preserved in amber," said Buster. Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu stared at Buster. "What? It happened in Steven Spielberg's 1993 blockbuster of Jurassic Park," said Buster. Suddenly, the Kabuto began to speak.
"No, I'm not a Kabuto. I'm Bill, the Pokémon Researcher," said the "Kabuto".
"Wait, are you a human being or a Pokémon?" asked Ash.
"This is a costume. I'm stuck inside it," said Bill.
"Do you need help getting out?" asked Ash.
"Yes, step up here," said Bill. Ash stepped up some stairs that led to where Bill was.
"Tell me what to do," said Ash.
"Push that button," said Bill. Ash saw a small button underneath one of the costume's legs.
"This one here?" asked Ash.
"Yes. These arms are too short. I tired to get out, but I couldn't reach the button," said Bill. Ash pressed the button and it began to glow blue. Then, the costume parts came off, revealing a green-haired & black-eyed man wearing a dark red suit. "Thanks for helping me get out. I've been stuck in that costume for hours," said Bill.
(Insert "The Enigma" from Pokémon)
"You come from a costume party?" asked Misty.
"No. It's not for a party. This is a special costume I use in my research. Getting inside its skin helps me get inside its head," said Bill.
"What do you mean?" asked Ash.
"There are many kinds of extinct Pokémon and want to understand how they lived. Putting on a costume is one way to figure out what they were like," said Bill. Ash saw carvings of an Omanyte, Omastar, Aerodactyl and a Kabuto.
"You can understand what a Pokémon was like by wearing a costume?" asked Fowlmouth.
"Yes, indeed. Or I'm beginning to. This planet was created 4.6 billion years ago. During that time, all kinds of Pokémon existed. They had many ways of living," said Bill.
"All kinds of Pokémon?" asked Dizzy.
"How many?" asked Buster.
"On this planet, there over 1,000 known species of Pokémon," said Bill.
"Over a 1,000?" asked Fifi.
"You're lucky to be Pokémon Trainers. Your goal is capture all these different Pokémon. That's a great task," said Bill.
"I have seventeen, including two of the same one. I have a lot more to capture," said Ash.
"Of course, these are just the Pokémon we know about. There are still some Pokémon that haven't been discovered, so we need to keep searching," said Bill.
"How many could there be?" asked Hamton.
"No one knows exactly. The search goes on. There's always something new to look for in our lives and in ourselves," said Bill.
"Something to look for?" asked Ash.
"Yes. There's a lot for us to look for, inside and outside ourselves. There's a meaning for every creature. A meaning for all the Pokémon and a meaning for all us humans too," said Bill.
"A meaning for all," said Ash.
"Come, I'd like to show you some prehistoric Pokémon fossils in my studies," said Bill. And he began to lead everybody down the hall.
(End Music)
As the heroes were walking down the hallway, Bill began to speak to the toons. "So, you young ones don't look like Pokémon, do you?" asked Bill.
"No, we're toons," said Buster.
"Where did you come from?" asked Bill.
"Truth be told, we actually come from another dimension. Our home is a city called Acme Acres, capital of Looney Tunes Land and home of the stars of the famous Looney Tunes cartoons. So my friends and I go to a school called Acme Looniversity where we're taught how to be funny in cartoons so that we may one day walk in the steps of our mentors, who are the stars of the cartoons themselves. I may be a human, but I too am a toon like my friends and come from Acme Acres too," said Mary.
"I'm Buster Bunny, protégé of Bugs Bunny," said Buster.
"I am Mary Melody, a student of the Looney Tunes star, Granny. But while I'm here, I'm traveling as a Pokémon Trainer," said Mary.
"Fifi La Fume ees my name. My mentor is Pepé Le Pew, ze most handsome skunk een Looney Tunes," said Fifi.
"You can call me Shirley, Shirley the Loon. Melissa Duck is my mentor," said Shirley.
"Hamton Pig. I'm Porky Pig's student," said Hamton.
"Dizzy Devil is my name. Taz the Tasmanian Devil is teacher," said Dizzy.
"They call me Fowlmouth. My teacher is Foghorn Leghorn," said Fowlmouth.
"This is Bookworm," said Buster. Bookworm squeaked hello.
"So, how did you get here?" asked Bill.
"We were on a field trip for a sports competition against our rival, Perfecto Prep. But Montana Max, student of Yosemite Sam and Elmyra Duff, a former student of Elmer Fudd teamed up with some other rogue toons to kidnap us and Perfecto Prep cause Elmyra wanted us pets. But during the chaos, our buses got sucked into some portal. But this lion Pokémon guided our buses to her. And when the buses exploded upon arriving, we got scattered all over Kanto," said Buster.
"So Ash and I are traveling all over Kanto not just to compete in the Indigo League tournament, but to find our missing friends before Elmyra does," said Mary.
"I heard rumors about how certain Pokémon can travel in between dimensions. It seems you toons have found proof that they can. When we get to my studies, can you maybe draw a picture of what it looks like?" asked Bill.
"I can," said Mary. Bill then opened the door to a room and turned on the light. This was the room of Bill's studies. Besides shelves of books, were some glass cases containing fossils of various Pokémon. They included bones of legs & arms, skulls, preserved amber and even fossilized footprints.
"Here it is. My studies, complete with books and fossil specimens of prehistoric Pokémon," said Bill.
"Wow. That's cool," said Ash. Everybody began to look around the room, being careful not to break anything. Mary found a piece of paper and pencil and began to sketch Solgaleo. Buster yelped when he saw one particular fossil specimen.
"What is it, Buster?" asked Ash.
"Look at that one!" cried Buster. Everybody saw Buster was pointing at a huge skull of a Pokémon that looked like a theropod dinosaur.
"It looks a Pokémon version of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, one of the biggest, meanest dinosaurs that lived in the dinosaur age," said Hamton.
"Ah, you noticed the crown jewel of my fossil collection. The skull of a Tyrantrum," said Bill.
"Tyrantrum?" asked Ash. Bill then pointed to the plaque near the glass case. It showed an illustration of what it looked like when it was alive. It was a large, dinosaurian Pokémon, closely resembling theropods like Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was predominantly brick-red in coloration, with scaly patterns on its skin and scattered orange highlights on some of the scales and ridges. The underbelly was gray with white borders, and it had a long tail with two orange spikes near the tip. Its small forelimbs had only two black clawed digits, but it has powerful hind legs with three sharp, black talons. Plated, armor-like ridges were found on the front of the legs and down the back and tail. Spiky, white "fluff", similar to the primitive feathers on many dinosaurs, extended into a cape-like fringe around the neck. Additional feathering formed a prominent beard on the lower jaw, which was otherwise gray in coloration. Its head was proportionally large, with a ridged snout and powerful jaws. The lower jaw was lined with razor-sharp teeth, and the upper jaw featured a number of tooth-like projections which were also highlighted orange. Its eyes appeared to have black sclerae with white irises. An orange, five-pointed crest extended from the snout above the eyes and pointed backwards, giving it the appearance of wearing a crown.
"Scientists believed Tyrantrum to be be vicious but had the presence of a magnificent king. Its powerful jaws, capable of shredding thick metal plates as easily as paper, made it invincible. Its strength allowed it to sleep in the wild entirely unguarded without feeling worried. It is theorized that its original form was completely covered with a feather-like coat. It preys on the Pokémon, Amaura," said Bill. Bill showed them a wall painting of Tyrantrum fighting a big sauropod-like Pokémon. The sauropod was defending a younger one. The smaller one was light blue with a white underbelly. It had a long neck, a short, stubby tail, and a single white claw on each hind foot. Above each of its large, deep blue eyes was an iridescent, sail-like structure. Typically, the sails were yellow at the bottom and fade into pink toward the tips. On each side of its body was a dark blue crystal. The bigger one was primarily blue with a light blue underside. It had bright blue eyes, a long neck, and a long, tapering tail with a teardrop-shaped tip. On its head was a V-shaped white marking with a single, light blue crystal in the center. Two large, flowing sails extended from the top of its head and ran down the length of its neck. The sails were pale whitish-yellow at the base and faded into a pale bluish-purple at the edges. However, its sails can change color depending on its mood. Running the length of its body on either side was a line of small ice crystals. There were three clawed toes on its hind legs, but one large nail and a single claw on its forelegs.
"Whoa," said Dizzy.
"Ooh la la," said Fifi.
"The smaller one is Amaura. The bigger one is its evolved form, Aurorus. It's part Ice-type besides Rock-type. It's said that when Amaura whinnies, auroras appear in the night sky. Aurorus is usually quiet and kind but can create ice walls or encase enemies in ice when enraged. The crystals on its body produce freezing air as cold as −240 degrees Fahrenheit (−150 degrees Celsius). It is said that when Aurorus howls, several auroras will then appear in the sky.," said Bill.
"Amaura and Aurorus look like the dinosaur, Amargasaurus," said Shirley.
"Hearing how you said that some of these fossil Pokémon resemble some other creatures you've seen, I am curious of what they look like," said Bill.
"Sure," said Buster. He showed Bill some photos of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and Amargasaurus as well as skeletons of them.
"Fascinating," said Bill.
"Yes. It's amazing how these Pokémon resemble the animals back in our home dimension. That's one thing I liked about the Pokémon ever since coming here," said Mary.
"The photo of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, or T-Rex for short is from one of Steven Spielberg's greatest movies, Jurassic Park. It's based on a novel by Michael Crichton where some scientists actually managed to clone dinosaurs and put them into an island park for the public to see. The carnivores are kept in the confines of electric fences. But disaster strikes when the power goes out and the dinosaurs escape and the carnivores start eating some of the people," said Buster.
"There actually is a movie that has a premise like Jurassic Park in this dimension, except the dinosaurs' roles are filled by the prehistoric Pokémon," said Ash.
"Really?!" asked the Toons.
"Yes," said Ash.
"More and more, we're seeing similarities between zese two dimensions een terms of animals and entertainment," said Fifi.
"Although, what happened in Jurassic Park is actually starting to become reality," said Bill.
"Really?!" asked the Toons.
"Yes. On Cinnabar Island, scientists own a cloning lab where they could instantly clone Pokémon from fossils. Both Amaura and Aurorus were restored from fossils frozen in ice," said Bill.
"Are you telling us that those guys survived into the Ice Age?" asked Hamton.
"If they're both Ice-types, then yes. In fact, I have a living specimen of a prehistoric Pokémon as proof," said Bill, taking out a Poké Ball. Bill pressed a ball and the Pokémon came out. It was a bipedal, dinosaurian Pokémon that resembled a large theropod. Its body was grayish-brown with a small hump on its back, and its belly and lower jaw were a lighter gray. The head was large in proportion to its body and had a blunt snout with a ridge above the nostrils. Two teeth were visible in the lower jaw, while the upper jaw had two tooth-like spikes. On top of its head were two orange spikes and it had a black around the lower edge of each eye. Around its neck was a spiky ruff of white, primitive feathers. It had tiny forelimbs with two white claws each. The hind legs were more developed and had rectangular, armor plating over the knees, three white claws on each foot, and a smaller, fourth digit lacking a claw off to the side. Its tail was short with an orange spike near the tip. The Pokémon let out a growl.
"What's this?" asked Misty.
"This is Tyrunt, the pre-evolved of Tyrantrum," said Bill.
"Now I can see why it's called that. It does look like a runt," said Fowlmouth. But he should've kept his mouth shut. Bill's Tyrunt suddenly clamped its jaws down on Fowlmouth, with his legs sticking out. The young rooster let out a muffled screams as his legs flailed.
"Tyrunt, he's a friend. We don't eat friends. Drop him," said Bill. Tyrunt did that. Fowlmouth was covered in saliva. "I do apologize. Tyrunt hates being called names relating to his size," said Bill.
"That's okay," said Brock.
Mary finished drawing the sketch of Solgaleo. "This is the Pokémon that led us into this dimension when we were in the space in between dimensions," said Mary. Billy carefully looked at the sketch.
"Hmm. I'm afraid I don't recognize this Pokémon. But if you kids seen it, then there's a chance others may see it sometime in the future as well. Keep looking for new Pokémon to catch. It's something important for Pokémon research. It is vital to me as it is to you. Right now though, there's only one Pokémon I'm searching for," said Bill.
"What kind of Pokémon?" asked Ash.
Back at Scissors Street, after having their dinner, Furrball and Megan went to the nearby park. "That was a delicious dinner. Thanks for taking me to that restaurant. I never eaten something so yummy in my entire life," said Furrball.
"Thank you," said Megan. The two then sat down at a park bench.
"Megan?" asked Furrball.
"Yes?" asked Megan.
"You've been so kind to me ever since we first met. Nobody other than Penelope has treated me with so much kindness before. Over the weeks that you and I lived with Suzy, I felt that maybe we can be . . . more than just friends," said Furrball. Megan gasped hearing this.
"You mean . . . ?" asked Megan.
"W-w-would you be my g-g-girlfriend?" stuttered Furrball. Megan then let out a happy squeal.
"Of course I'd love to be your girlfriend! I've had a crush on you ever since the day we first met! Come here, my kitty cassanova!" cried Megan. She wrapped her arms around Furrball and began planting kisses all over his face. And each kiss left a purple lipstick mark on the area she kissed. The pink cat then squeezed Furrball's cheeks to make him pucker up and she began to plant a huge kiss on his lips. As Megan kissed him, Furrball's tail curled into the shape of a heart. And his eyes turned into pink hearts. Furrball sighed as he began to enjoy the kiss.
Very soon, everybody gathered at the top of the lighthouse, outside. "It's probably the biggest Pokémon ever. Bigger than all the rest and no one has ever seen it. It's been wandering the world for years and years, looking for friends," said Bill.
"But doesn't that Pokémon have any friends or family?" asked Misty.
"The Pokémon wanders because it's alone. It's the only Pokémon of its species, one of a kind. One night, I heard this very strange sound, coming across the ocean," said Bill. He took out a remote control and began to play the sound. "I want, I want to meet you. That's what it said to me," said Bill.
"Pika," said Pikachu.
"Some time ago, I record a similar sound and played from the lighthouse toward the ocean. Let's be friends, I want to meet you. One day, I heard the same voice calling back to me from the ocean. I want to meet you too. I want to be friends. It was answering me back. Some foggy night, that Pokémon might come to meet a friend that it's been seeking for a very long time. I would be so happy to meet that Pokémon," said Bill.
"But will you try to capture the Pokémon?" asked Ash.
"Why do I need to capture it? Meeting it would be enough for me. Just a chance to study would make my waiting worth while," said Bill.
(Insert "Bill's Lighthouse" from Pokémon)
Then, Bill and the others saw something in the distance. They could see the outline of the Pokémon that Bill was talking about emerging from the fog. "It's here. The signal," said Bill. He pressed a button and the lights from the lighthouse turned different colors and Bill began to play the sound the mysterious Pokémon made. The Pokémon began to vocalize.
"It sounds like its singing," said Misty.
"Would you care to dance?" asked Brock.
"Thank you," said Misty.
"Pikachu," said Pikachu. Everybody marveled at the sight of the giant Pokémon while Misty and Brock danced. Seeing how, Misty and Brock were dancing, Fifi decided she wanted to dance with Pikachu. She grabbed Pikachu by the arm. "Hey, what are you doing?" asked Pikachu.
"Danceeng weeth moi," said Fifi.
(Pause Music)
(Insert "Can-can")
Fifi La Fume gripped Pikachu's hands and began to spin him around. He screamed as the lovesick skunkette spun him. "Le wheeeeeeeee, hee, hee, hee, hee!" giggled Fifi. Ash, Mary and Bill were seeing everything.
"You friend must really like Pikachu," said Bill.
"Fifi's had a crush on Pikachu ever since he saved her," said Ash.
"Although, she's aggressive in her live advances toward Pikachu," said Mary. After spinning him, Fifi then gave Pikachu a big kiss on his lips. The kiss left a pink lipstick stain on his lips. Pikachu was very dizzy from being spun as indicated by his swirly eyes. He groaned. Fifi then hugged Pikachu, pressing him against her bosom.
(End Music)
(Resume "Bill's Lighthouse" from Pokémon)
"Is there anyway we can see what it looks like through this darkness?" asked Ash. Bill thought for a moment.
"I can probably shine a light on it, slowly," said Bill. He activated a light that wasn't as bright as the main lights so he won't accidentally scare off the Pokémon. It was shining on its belly. He had the light move up slowly and cautiously. It finally reached up to the Pokémon's face. Everybody awed seeing it's true face. It was a draconic, bipedal reptilian Pokémon with light orange skin. It had large, grayish-green eyes and a round snout with small nostrils. A pair of long, thin antennae sprouted from the top of its head with a small horn set between them. Its striated underbelly was cream-colored and extends from its neck to the tip of its long, tapering tail. It had thick arms and legs ending in three claws each. The leg joints were well defined, while its arms have a smooth, rounded appearance. The dragon's wings were small relative to its body with teal wing membranes.
"That's a . . . Dragonite! A giant Dragonite!" cried Bill.
"Dragonite?" asked Ash. He got out his Pokédex to get data on it.
"Dragonite, the Dragon Pokémon. dragonite is the evolved form of dragonair. This extremely rare and highly intelligent type is able to fly faster than any known Pokémon," said Ash's Pokédex.
"According to the Pokédex, Dragonite are supposed to grow no bigger than 7'03"," said Ash.
"But how did this get so humongous?" asked Mary.
"You don't suppose it was mutated from exposure to radiation from atomic bomb testings ala Godzilla?" asked Buster.
"No. My equipment isn't detecting anything radioactive," said Bill.
"What about a growth serum or ray?" asked Fifi.
"Whatever the cause was, we've stumbled upon the discovery of the century," said Bill.
(End Music)
Megan had to carry Furrball back to Suzy's Breeder Salon since her lovely kisses stunned him. They arrived back into the shop, where Suzy and her Vulpix were waiting. "I see you two had such a romantic time," said Suzy.
"How could you tell?" asked Furrball. Suzy giggled.
"Furrball, your face is still covered in Megan's lipstick," said Suzy. Furrball looked in the mirror and saw that was still covered in purple lipstick marks. Furrball chuckled.
"The amount of kiss marks on your face shows how much I love you," said Megan. She began to wipe the kiss marks off with a wet towel.
"Not only that, Furrball and I are now officially a couple," said Megan.
"Aaawww. That's so romantic," said Vulpix.
"If my mentor and adopted mother, Penelope was here, she'd be very proud of me," said Furrball.
Back at Looney Tunes Land, Penelope Pussycat was searching Acme Acres with Sylvester when she felt something. "What's wrong, Penelope?" asked Sylvester.
"I don't know. But somewhere, deep in my heart, eet feels like Furrball finally succeeded at something. Eef not tryeeng to catch a bird or mouse, but something else. I wish I could've witnessed eet," said Penelope.
"Me too," said Sylvester.
The Dragonite actually stayed by the beach and was asleep by the time morning came as everybody discovered.
(Insert "A Meeting & Parting" from Pokémon)
"I think looking for and catching Pokémon should bring us all together," said Ash.
"Learning to raise Pokémon is another way of understand of how to live with them," said Brock.
"And lots of Pokémon are always fun to play with," said Misty.
"Meanwhile, I'll study this giant Dragonite and figure out what makes it so big," said Bill.
"If you plan on dissecting it, I don't want to hear about it," said Mary.
"Don't worry, I won't harm a single scale on its head," said Bill.
"Bill, do you think we'll ever find all the Pokémon there are?" asked Ash.
"No. There's is plenty more as we can imagine. Maybe many, many more. Maybe there's no limit the amount of Pokémon on this planet. Ash, you're a Pokémon Trainer, I'm a Pokémon Researcher seeking out all kinds of life on this planet. Even if our paths are different, I think our goals are the same," said Bill.
"Hm hmm," said Ash.
"Just find the Pokémon. Buster, Fifi, Mary and everybody else, find your missing friends," said Bill.
"We will," said Buster. Then, Ash and his friends began to leave.
Over time, we uncover more ways of the mysterious Pokémon. The more knowledge we gain, the more we realized how little we actually do know. And so the journey of discover and the fight for the planet continues, in the incredible world of Pokémon.
(End Music)
To Be Continued . . .
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Gag Credits: Giant Pokémon, the newest Pokémon fad.
(Furrball roars like the MGM lion, but realizes what he's doing and lets out a meek meow.) Sneak Peek
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto, Ash, the toons and their friends finally arrive to Vermillion City. Once there, they discovered that all the trainers that have challenged the Gym Leader, Lt. Surge have all been defeated. Ash decides to challenge him first. But Pikachu finds himself outmatched by his Raichu. Can Pikachu defeat Raichu so that Ash will win the Thunder Badge? Find out, in "Electric Shock Showdown" on Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto.
As you can see, Bill gets to meet the giant Dragonite fully in this adaptation since Team Rocket are still injured from the events of the previous episode. Upon Lister's suggestion, I gave Krabby a Jamaican accent like Sebastian of the Little Mermaid. Also, see if you can spot the Lion King reference in Furrball's flashback. Anyway, next episode will be the adaptation of Electric Shock Showdown. Team Rocket are still injured so they won't be outside of Gym, but how they are still able to see the fight, you'll see.