AN: I'm not proud of this...but mine is thankfully not the Sin of Pride! Eat it Luci – Oh, hey...That's, uh...Steve? Why is a portal to hell open in our office? ... What sponsorship deal?!

...Oh...

Shit.

Disclaimer: Bonesboy15 doesn't own Helluva Boss or Naruto. The following is a written work of fan-fiction. It contains adult language and situations. Reader discretion is advised.

One Knuckleheaded Glutton

The Sublime Song That Rhymes With "Bait Grape"

Given the madness of the night before, Loona was half-tempted to try and call off the ménage à trois with her Mate's sister. Half-tempted, but she wasn't suicidal. Bee would probably snap given the amount of stress she was under – the Sin was practically squirting in ecstasy when Loona and Naruto took the bandages off of his formerly charred arm after breakfast that morning; watching her eat the used bandage was flat-out disgusting and almost resulted in Loona rediscovering her breakfast – if she tried to deny her twice. So, it was only a hint of reluctance that when she was asked if she had any preferences for the night, she laid down her simple request for the event's start: Naruto was getting sandwiched off the bat.

No argument would be brokered – she'd already warned her mate the night before while they were in their mandatory cuddle session after a private (but not quiet) stress-relief fuck in his room, so he'd had plenty of time to mentally prepare himself for the pegging he would get – and no 'shakes' would be shared. It was agreed that the tryst would start with them applying lube to her mate's ass and both ends of her double-sided strap-on. Then, while Loona plowed Naruto's pretty little pucker, he would fill his sister's starving snatch.

...What? Loona was stressed from the sudden Elder Devil's appearance after being outed during a party the night before, and she needed to vent the rest of it that didn't come out when she rode her mate's cock like it was a bucking bronco after she dragged him back to his room.

Furthermore, when it came time for Naruto to put his stipulations out there, his was simple, but really fucking cruel: Bee had lost kissing rights for the first round, at least, for both of them. There was a squawk of outrage from the Sin, but Naruto firmly pointed out that he was Loona's mate and not Bee's (and vice verse), and that his lips were hers (and . Then, he added, aside from that small fact, not only was he still miffed at Bee for her cruel prank – Loona thought she saw a flash of irritation on the Sin's face when he brought it up – pulled on his mate, but she also outed their relationship without their consent to an entire party's worth of Hounds who would freely post that information, if not sell it to the lowest bidder. That proclamation silenced the Queen of Gluttony's complaints for the most part.

Bee's request was reserved for Loona. She pulled her out of the soundproofed room and explained her want in the hall with the door shut and magically locked. Once the request was said aloud Loona argued against it and claimed it wouldn't be fair to her Mate. That he should get a say in it. That it was a step too far.

Bee dropped the 'Sin' Card. Loona tried to protest once more when another request was made. That one was worse. Far, far worse. Too much for Loona to be willing to accept.

The argument ended and Bee's first request was agreed to. She even offered to take the blame for after, when it was over. Loona didn't answer and they walked back into the room.

It was decided by both of them when they rejoined Naruto just to get started. So they did; they stripped, Bee and Loona got a fun brief show from the lone male of the trio – the latter getting a sexy lap dance that she hadn't expected and felt her mood lift; sweet sweet sweet mate mate mate – before a healthy amount of honey-based lube – "Behold! My beloved brain child: Beelze-Bum Butt Cream! Oh, uh, I should mention that it is not edible or meant to be ingested; Vortex was adamant about me telling people that." – was slipped into Naruto's ass. Loona applied lube to her strap-on in a very suggestive manner while the sibling lovers fingered and stroked each other to a readied state. By the time her mate started both fucking his sister and getting fucked by Loona, fifteen minutes had gone by.

That was thirty minutes ago, and now all three of them were on the cusp of completion. In the back of her mind, Loona knew what was going to happen after. She ignored it as best she could and focused on what was happening in front of her. A porno that many in Hell would pray to see.

"Fuck, yes. Oh! Mmm, yeah! Stretchin' my pussy, so good..!" Bee whined as Naruto pumped his cock into her cunt. Two of her arms played with her tits while the other set dug into her brother's firm, broad shoulders. He whined with her and panted, his words lost before they could be formed, because of how Loona pumped into his ass with the strap-on, which only made his thrusts go deeper into Bee.

"Such a good boy." Loona cooed into her sexy mate's left ear – her chew toy – as she fucked him with the fires of lust fueled by the stress he caused. She bit down on the rim of the ear and teased the small tufts of fur within with her tongue while her hips pumped the fake-cock into his toned, tight sphincter. The Hellhound's arms hugged around him from behind; her hands splayed over his torso, her claws kneaded into the fur on his hard chest and traced over his defined abs, all while she delighted in the pleased whines and pants he let out into his sister's face. She pushed her lips to the base of his ear. " Mwah. You're so fucking good, Babe, taking my dick. Fucking your bitch of a sister."

"Yeah...Good...Need it harder, Loon." he urged around a whined groan.

"Okay, baby." Loona cooed to him and graced him with another kiss to the back of the ear before she obliged his request and – almost regrettably – pulled away to put him in the 'bitch' position. He, in turn, pulled Bee's hips with him, so that he drilled into her at an angle that made her squeal. Loona's claws squeezed into her mate's tasty cake before she smacked his firm right cheek and pumped into his ass with a little more effort. Her tongue ran over her chops as her fingers lightly toyed with the sensitive joint at the base of his tail. He let out a happy whine and the Wriggler threatened to whip about, if she didn't have a firm grip on it, slipping it into her strap-on in an effort to keep it in check. "Mm, that's my good mate. My obedient, sexy Doof! Take it, Babe. Take your mate's dick."

" Fuck! I feel it, Baby Bro! I feel your bitchbreaker growing outside me! Oh fuck, shit, yes! Ram that fucking knot into Big Sis! Gimme it, Baby Bro! Gimme gimme gimme!" Bee begged as she tugged on his torso and hips. Naruto growled and slipped his arms around his sister's back as he pressed himself into her. Loona bit her lip and felt her tail wag as she watched the muscles in her mate's back, hips and glutes flex and tighten around her strap-on, while he tried to oblige his sister's request.

"Knotting you, Bee. Knotting... Knotting!" He growled into a whine. He couldn't get the full power of his thrusts with her penetrating his ass. Loona knew this, but she wasn't going to pull out unless he asked her to. Her mate, she knew, was stubborn and kept trying for too long until it started to become too much. His happy whines became pained, and as his knot neared full expansion, he caved. "Loon– Loona. I can–...I can't!"

"Shh, it's okay. I'm right here, Babe." She raked a clawed hand up his back and slowed to a sedate pace as she leaned forward again. She started to kiss his tense shoulders up to the back of his neck and around his marked cheek. Her claws slipped around him again to play with his ruff and knead the cream-colored patch on his chest. "I'm right here. You can do it. Knot her. Knot your sister. Tie her like you would me, Babe. We can let her pretend she's got what I've got, just for tonight." She kissed up from his cheek to her favorite chewable ear and whispered into it. "You don't have to be gentle."

"Yea, yes, please! Ram your cock into me, Baby Bro! Jam me up with that knooot!" The Sin whined and whimpered as Naruto's thrusts became more urgent, and Loona took that as her cue to speed her own back up. Sure enough, within moments, that telltale sound hit their ears and the mated pair stopped thrusting altogether.

POP

" SHIIIIIT!" Bee squealed again and wound her limbs around him as he let out a long, drawn out and relieved groan. Her thinner, longer muzzle peppered Naruto's muzzle with kisses as happy whines left her mouth. "Sho good! Fill me up, Baby Bro! Yes, yes yes yes! Fill Big Sis– Fuckin, shit! You're so fuckin' good !"

" Good boy." Loona licked her lips and grabbed his hips. As much as her instincts hated his seed was spilling into what was essentially a fucking toilet – wasted wasted wasted! – it was still a hot sight all the same. Still, it was time for her role as his mate to really be cemented in Bee's mind; proof that regardless of how the night continued, Naruto was hers . Her thrusts were rough, rapid and rather undignified, all things considered. It was excusable, though, she had a fake contraption in place of the real genetic thing to work with.

"Fuuuck... Loona!" Naruto whined her name – not the Sin's! Hers! His mate's! Fuck, yes! – as his knot, tied in his sister's tight pussy, was forced deeper into the squealing Queen of Gluttony. It was so fuckin' hot. Loona felt the dam building in her loins, that familiar swell of desire and want for her mate's seed, and beneath it a boiling yearn for his Pups.

Soon! Soon soon soon! She bit her lip as her hips clapped against his ass and thighs.

"So good! So fuckin deep! Baby Bro, my sweet Baby Bro." Bee whined and nipped his chin. He kept his head up and away, and Loona felt her loins drench as he denied a Sin. Bee whimpered and scrambled to scratch his Spot, but he snarled and he caught her hands to force them behind her back. His rules were clear at the start, and the fact he was reinforcing them? Loona would've swooned if it wouldn't have stopped the whole event on the spot. Denied once more, Bee whimpered again. "No...! Please, please Baby Bro! Big Sis wants a kiss. Bee needs a Baby Bro kiss! Gimme a kiss? Please?"

Oh, fuck, she was begging. Yep. Yeah. A-ahuh. Her base instincts fucking loved that: That the lips of Loona's mate – hers hers hers! – were so desired, Queen Beelzebub was begging for him to kiss her!

"Kiss her, Naruto." Loona groaned as her eyes drifted shut, she felt her own climax fast approaching. Having these two siblings underneath her was really doing something for her. "Do it, do it. Kiss her like you would me."

"Not you." He panted. His eyes were darkened by his lust and half-lidded, yet they still somehow locked with Loona's. "Not my Loon."

Her heart swelled and she leaned forward to kiss his cheek. The hand on his tail moved up to rub the marks on his face. Her Doof, her mate, was so wonderfully loyal; Loona's base instincts were screaming for a Boop. This angle would snap his neck though, so she refrained.

Also, she was so fucking close, and edging was not allowed tonight.

"I know, Babe, but do it for me." She crooned and scratched his neck as her pelvis slammed into his ass and The Wriggler, bound by the strap around her waist, twitched every so often against her clit. She whined and nipped his ear again. "I'm so close, I need to see it. Need to see you pretend. Because you're so good tonight, Babe. So fucking good."

"Mm-Kay." He huffed and pushed himself up. He put a hand on Bee's cheek to steady her. Sibling muzzles met and their tongues dueled. Her mate beat the Sin and fuck, it was one of the hottest things for Loona to witness. Just enough to get her across the finish line.

" Yes!" She groaned as her dam burst and she collapsed onto her mate's back. A minute of micro-gasms made her cling to him like a baby koala, before they subsided and she could readjust herself accordingly. She held him tight around his sides, her claws grazing over Bee's lower arms, before she licked and kissed at his lean shoulders and sculpted back. " Good Doof. You took it so fucking good, Babe. Fuck...I love you."

"Mwah," he broke his kiss with Bee to turn his head and meet her gaze. Ah, Post Nut Inebriation, he hadn't fallen into that state in a while. "'Ove you, Loon."

"I love you both. Fuck. That's in the Top Three for me." Bee sighed and nuzzled into Naruto's neck on the other side. They basked in the silence of the cuddle pile they'd formed before the Sin broke it. "Wanna do my ass next, Pretty Pup?"

"I want my knot back." She mumbled and pressed her lips into her mate's shoulder. Naruto huffed a chuckle as he rumbled while Bee groaned.

"Aww, but I wanted to be the sandwich filling next."

"And I want my own place. You don't always get your way, Bee." Naruto grumbled. Ha, he didn't know how wrong he – wait, he wanted what? This was the first time Loona heard about it. Thinking about it, though? Sharing a space with her mate, one of their own? Away from Bee? Away from Blitzø? A den they could share? A den to raise pups, his Pups. Their Pups.

Swoosh-swoosh-swoosh-swoosh-swoosh.

"If I let you move out, will you two be mine and Tex's Bulls?"

""...Goddammit, Bee."" Loona groaned at the same time as her mate, both for completely different reasons.

"What?! Cerberus hasn't gotten back to me and Tex's week pass is ending soon. When it does he's gonna get locked up for a bit." The Sin licked her lips and met Loona's eyes over Naruto's shoulder.

"Rotting Zombie Christ...I officially know too much about your actual fucking relationship." Naruto groaned. Ah, PNI has worn off. His hand reached back and he stroked Loona's thigh, she growled approvingly into his ear. He rumbled. "Loon, if you want me to deflate at all, you need to pull out."

"No, stay in Big Sis' pussy..." Bee whined, half-playfully, and winked at the Hellhound. Loona growled at her and slipped her fingers down under her strap-on. She tasted at her juices and the lube that was there. It wasn't half bad – nope, wait...there it is. That familiar fire...stronger. Too strong.

"Bee, I will bite you."

"Kinky." She nipped at his chin and he growled at her. "Ooh, we gonna play rough next?

"That wasn't a playful growl, Bee." Loona groaned as she pulled her phallus from his ass. Before it could seal up, two black and yellow fingers slipped in. Naruto whined and reflexively humped into the tied Sin. Knowing what happened, Loona smacked the hand fingering his ass and snarled at its owner. That impatient bitch, she'd agreed to wait for the fucking lube to kick in! " Bee!"

"Sorry, Pretty Pup. I just couldn't help myself." Bee giggled and nibbled at her mate's jaw. Then the Sin's long tongue dragged up the underside of his muzzle until her cute nose pressed against his. Loona almost lost her shit – that was a Boop! Bee was getting a Boop from her mate! – but felt her hackles relax as Bee pulled away. "Ahh...Baby Bro, you fuck me so good."

...Dammit, she wasn't allowed to keep being dirty with her mate in front of her. It was hot. It was too hot. She couldn't breathe – She was too far from her mate, another was too close; something was wrong wrong wrong! – Loona practically tore off the strap-on and nudged at her mate's shoulder. He pushed himself up, lifted an arm, and Bee had the fucking decency to pull her in underneath him in a side-arm hug. Loona returned the Sin's affectionate gesture for all of two seconds, but whined and nosed at her Doof's jaw.

Her chest was too tight, he was tied in another and not her, it was over it was over it was over!

"Pretty Pup?" Bee's voice dropped. Her nose – Not Mate's! Not Mate's! Not Mate's! – pressed into her cheek. "Hey, you okay?"

" No." She whimpered. Her eyes felt like they were gonna burn and her claws sought his face, cheek, neck anything to get his attention. What the fuck was this? A whine emitted from her throat and her eyes started to burn. "Babe? Naruto, I need–I need–!"

"Shh, shh, shh. I'm here, Loon. Right here." He pushed his nose tip to hers. Loona huffed his scent in relief – Violet, Coconut and... Honey? No no no! Needs Vanilla, not honey! – and urgently pushed her lips to his. The kiss was met, he accepted and lost her requested duel. His mouth tasted wrong, his teeth tasted off, too sweet. Too much honey. Not enough Vanilla or Violet or Coconut.

A softer POP got their attention and Bee groaned.

"Oh, shit, it's like a fuckin waterfall down there! Hot fuck, I love having you knot me, Baby Bro– Whoa, Pretty Pup, chill!" Bee growled at her when Loona practically shoved her aside with a snarl. No no no!

"Babe!" Loona panted as their kiss broke and tugged on his head. The burning was back as soon as Bee talked about her mate knotting her. She whined and assaulted his face with kisses, biting his jowls with need. "Tie me! Now now now !"

"Loona, c'mon, I can't turn it on like a switch."

"Fucking tie me! Tie me, dammit!" Loona nipped along his neck and jaw and whined. "Please, please baby. I Need you. Need need need-!"

The burning was too much, this was different than last time. It was too hot! Too hot! Too hot ! Her eyes started to roll up and the last thing she saw before her vision exploded with endless white, was her mate's concerned face. It broke her heart and made it swell all at once. As she succumbed to the orgasmic exhaustion the rapid bursts put her body in, Loona's mind, heart and soul were focused on her mate.

I'm sorry, Naruto.

"Loon. Loona?" Naruto shook her shoulder when she suddenly went slack. He scented her neck – still sweet Vanilla, but a sharp twinge of something vaguely familiar pierced it – and then put his ear to her mouth. Gentle breaths huffed into it and he pulled back. His hand cupped her face. " Loona?!"

"Is she okay?"

"I don't know!" Naruto whined and sat back on his knees, pulling his mate into his arms and nuzzling her head. He tasted her immediate Vibes and flinched back from the strong, unnaturally spicy and sour Vibe of Lust that wafted off of her. "What the fu-? Bee, can you taste that?"

"What? Her honeypot? I mean, fuck yeah! I'm fucking down to clean her up if you wanna go down on m-!"

"I'm talking about her Vibes, Bee."

"Ah." Bee scratched her cheek. "Right, yeah...Lemme just–" she leaned in for a quick taste and immediately shot back with a sneeze and then laughed. "Whoa! That's some powerful Lust! Like, Ozzie after a stage show! Holy shit! Go Pretty Pup, no wonder she was getting freaky-!"

"Bee, Loona doesn't get freaky like that!" Naruto snarled as he readjusted his Mate in his arms. He tucked her head under his chin and tried to rumble, but it kept breaking into a whine. His heart raced and his tail snapped about, agitated while he gently rubbed his chin over her head. You're okay, Loon. Right? Please be okay.

"Hey, hey, calm down, Baby Bro. Maybe it's just an allergic reaction?" Bee crossed her lower arms between her breasts and rubbed her chin with her upper right hand, the arm supported by her adjacent left. "I mean, some Hounds can't handle the smidge of Pheromo in the Beelze-Bum brand. Vortex sure as fuck couldn't – shit that was a wild night in Sloth. It was right before you woke up that week."

"...I'm sorry, you put what in the lube?!" Naruto bared his teeth as he glared at his sister. Her eyes flicked to his mouth and her F.B.N. Vibe spiked along with her own honey-flavored sweet and sour brand of lust. He growled again. " Bee! Ingredients! Lube!"

"Honey, a bit of cinnamon, some water, a smidge of Pheromo – like the uncut shit, not the party-safe stuff – and a pre-mixed lube base from Belle's chem lab." Bee chirped as her oscillating hair and tail seemed to wag.

"Pheromo. Are you–?!" His tail cracked the air and he swallowed back the stream of swears he wanted to shout at his sister. "There's Pheromo in the lube?!"

"G'duh, Baby Bro, I couldn't put poppers in it – not after the last attempt. That mix didn't sell well, so fuckin weird." Bee grumbled and then grinned at him. "This one's a top selling brand, up in Lust! Had Ozzie fume-pouting for days when I beat out his own line of lube until I reminded him of his cut for being a partial supplier."

"...Bee, my Mate is fucking unconscious from what I can only assume is some kind of chemically-induced overstimulated orgasm. You know that Hellhounds can't handle Pheromo–! Shit, you can barely fucking handle it!" He looked down at his mate who was panting so fast in her sleep. He pressed his nose to hers in a makeshift Boop, but without the firm push back, she didn't relax into it, it wasn't a real Boop. His ears flattened with his whine, before his eyes went back to his sister as a flash of light went off. Her phone was in her hand. "Are you fucking serious?"

"What? You're so fucking cute with her, Baby Bro." She licked her lips. "Worried and shit, I'm almost a little fuckin envious...She gets all your cutie-patootie attention now. And me? Big Sis has to watch her cute Baby Bro grow up without her."

"I'll show you cute–" he grumbled as his wriggling and bristled tail flicked around to drape over his nude mate. There would be no free skin shots for anyone while she was out of it. "Why don't you use that phone and fucking call Oz! Ask him what we can do?!"

"Baby Bro."

"Fuck, if you won't, I will–!"

"Naruto!" Bee cupped his face as she grinned at him. "Chill out, alright? Tex did this same fuckin thing when we used this brand. She'll be fine." She assured him as she rubbed his cheeks. He glared at her and almost hated the lack of deceptive Vibes she had. She was being honest, or at least, as honest as his sister was capable of being.

"You couldn't fucking lead with that maybe?!"

"Oh, come on! How often do I get to pull one over on you?" His Sin of a Sister ghosted her nose over his and continued talking before he could answer. "Look at her, Baby Bro. I mean, Pretty Pup clearly got the best of it on her end. Are you feeling anything on yours yet?"

"Am I feeling anything–? Are you fucking serious?" His right eye twitched and he felt his eyes begin to glow as his earthshaking growl filled the air. Her buzz started to rise to match it and her eyes grew compound as she licked her lips again. His lip curled to expose a fang. " Bee. My mate . Is unconscious ."

"From micro- orgasms because she wanted you so fuckin' bad!"

" Semantics!" Naruto barked at her. Loona whined and he glanced down at her. He hoped she was just unconscious, nothing smelt too off with her scent, it was just her Vibes that were out of whack. Unnatural. Forced. He was just so pissed at his sister, worried for his mate – mate mate mate – and holding his sweet smelling – fertile fertile fertile, ready ready ready – Loon while she was this out of it and letting off those artificial Vibes was giving his body – and a good part of his drugged mind – some really dangerous ideas.

A thin, gold and black hand suddenly slipped between Loona's curvy, curvy hip – his curvy, curvy hip! The audacity – to wrap around his flaccid dick. The single touch ignited a fucking inferno he hadn't noticed building up in his worry. Bee had alighted to press into his back and began to rub the same spots his Loon did when she fucked him – shit, but did getting reamed by his Mate feel so fucking good – and his Sin of a Sister started to stroke him back to full mast.

"Hm-hm! Someone smells Horny." Her tongue traced his right ear as her purred words pierced the fog of 'Worry Concern Love' he had while holding Loona. "Let me oblige you, Baby Bro. I feel so bad for tricking you."

"..Bee.." he growled. He'd caught onto her game. "Did you purposefully drug my Mate?"

"Mm, maybe I did a little bit." Bee smirked as she nipped his right ear. Fuck. Fuck! "Told her not to eat the lube...should've added not to put it on both ends of her sexy accessory."

How does that even–? Not important, stupid! Focus! Bee, molesting! Loona, unconscious! He shouted at himself, but the raging inferno was taking hold. He growled into a low moan, and Bee buzzed as she suckled one of the studs in his ear. His teeth grit tight and he fought back the fire in his groin.

"Cheeky little bitch had already been too selfish in our first threesome, and she should've backed me against that Fuckwad. This is her punishment for that, Baby Bro." Bee grumbled as her fondling became aggressive and her Vibes became spicy. He whimpered when her claws scraped his sack and tightened on his dick. That snapped Bee out of whatever the fuck mood she was in. Her grip loosened and she pushed her lips to his cheek. "Fuck, sorry, Baby Bro. Too rough, hm?"

"Bee..." he rasped as a rumble fought to escape his chest. It succeeded and he struggled to form a furious growl. It tapered into an overheated whine. His blood boiled and his dick hurt as it revitalized from his sister's hand's ministrations. "Y-you drugged my mate..?"

" And you!" Bee chirped and poked his nose like she saw nothing wrong with what she did. Shit, maybe she actually didn't. At the end of the day his sister was a Sin of Hell, a Daemonic Prince that could literally eat any soul deemed by Lucifer as hers and get away with it. While Naruto might get the pass for his attitude since he was capable of 'beating' her – Because even civilized demons succumb to the instinctual "might makes right" programming and all that jazz – Loona didn't have that luxury.

"Wh... Why?"

The Sin tilted his head so he could look her in the eyes, and the feral grin she gave him sent a shiver up his spine. Whether it was one of foreboding or anticipation, he couldn't say for sure, and that terrified him more than he wanted to admit. He gulped audibly when she rubbed her thin muzzle over his to buzz in his ear again.

"Because I want you to give me a good... hard ... fuck. And you won't do that while Pretty Pup can have a say in things." Yeah, she wasn't wrong there. If Loona had an issue with something, he'd stop. Her enjoyment in this mattered more to him than his. She was his mate; priority number one. Bee kissed him full on and scratched at his jaw, near his spot. He growled at her, then sucked in a sharp breath when her stroking hand coiled around his softened knot. Her bright red eyes met his blue. "Listen to me: She will be okay. I promise, alright? I would never lie to you, Baby Bro. Got me?"

"Right..." He looked down at his dozing mate. She shivered in his arms and he rubbed her sides. Bee squeezed his softened knot again and he hissed. "Fuck! I said I got you!"

"Good." Bee grinned and her eyes glinted again. She mashed their lips together and forced her tongue into his mouth. The inferno he'd barely managed to ignore erupted, and his mind fogged. "Now, lay Pretty Pup down, fold me in half and fuck me like you hate me."

"But I do–" She clamped his mouth shut with one hand and smirked at him.

"I. Drugged. Your. Mate."

Well.

Alright then.

His blood boiled beneath his skin and base instincts roared at him. He laid his mate on the bed, put a pillow under her head, and nuzzled her one more time. He grit his teeth, felt his eyes squeeze shut and pressed his lips to her head before he turned to his awaiting sister. The Sin of Gluttony, eyes alight with a hungry lust, spread her legs and held her arms out.

As Naruto's body indulged Bee's hunger, his mind, heart and soul was with his slumbering Mate.

I'm sorry, Loona.

AN: Huh, I wonder what Bee's second request was if Loona would rather have helped Bee trick Naruto into hatefucking her? Will Naruto find out the truth next time? Will their relationship be strained from this? Will Lord Frieza make his wish and finally become immortal?!

In order: (SPOILERS, OH MY GOD, THE SPOILERS); Yes, he will; Probably not, I suck at writing drama that is this cliché; and you'll have to tune in next time on Dragon...Ball...Z!

...Steve, it's called a joke. ...It was fucking hysterical – I am not a weeb! No, seriously, I'm not dude. ...Because I don't have a Crunchyroll subscription, dumbass! ...Nor do I watch or read on other sites – Having Hulu and watching the mediocre anime selection on it does not make one a Weeb! It makes one BORED. ...Then you get to pay for the subscriptions! ...Get a job – oh. Right. I mean, uh...Shut up.

And remember kids, it's just fucking Fan-Fiction!