Chapter 2: Honor to us all
Out on a busy town square a hellhound with red fur and amber eyes dressed in a yellow shirt and a black leather coat and blue jeans was pacing back and forth waiting for Angel dust. Her name is Marry Jane Watson or MJ, Peters wife and Angel dusts adopted mother
Waiting besides her was a elderly looking Hellhound dressed in a red and green flannel shirt with grey fur mixed with brown and blue eyes. His name was Ben Parker, Peters uncle and MJs uncle in law.
Soon the bathhouse lady came throguh the door to talk to MJ "Marry Jane is your adopted son here yet? The match maker Katie killjoy is not a patient woman" she said as she went back inside as MJ sighed "oh of all the days to be late, I should had prayed to the ancestors for luck" she said as Ben waved a paw "Pehhh how lucky they can be? There dead besides I got all the luck we need" he said pulling up a wicker cage with a periwinkle sheep like Cherub named Collin inside of it "Alright little one, this is your chance to prove yourself" he said as Colin was confused "What do you mean sir?" He asked as Ben covered his eyes and stepped off into the sidewalk "Ben NO!" Yelled MJ as the elderly hellhound walked out into the busy street causing wagons to crash into each other…but he was 100% unharmed as he uncovered his eyes and laughed turning to his daughter in law "Yep, this Cherub is a lucky one!" He yelled as the poor sheep fainted in shock as MJ sighed as the sound of approaching hooves made her turn and see Angel dust riding on Cassiopia over to her as she jumped off "I'm hear mama" he shouted as MJ glared at him as he flinched "What? But mama I…" he stumbled but MJ just dragged him by the arm and pulled him to the bath house "We dont have time for an excuse now lets get you cleaned up" she said as once inside the bathhouse attends a half goddess named Aqua (Kurobusta) shocked her head
Aqua: This what you give me to work with?
Well honey I've seen worst *Pushes Angel dust behind a partisan as her assistant a intersexed male hellhound named Luca and a apprentice witching named Rudy (Chalkzone) stripped Angel dust of his cloths and pushes him into a soapy water*
Were gonna turn this bulls ear into a silk purse
Popping out Angel dust rubbed his arms "its Freezing" he muttered "it would had been warmer if you came on time" said MJ rolling her eyes as Luca poured water onto Angels head flatting his bob cut flat as his fur and hair was washed
We'll have you washed and dried
Primped and polished till you glow with pride
Just my recipie for a perfect mate you'll bring honor to use all
MJ was just about to wash Angel Dusts arm when she noticed his notes "Anthony? What is this?" She asked sternly giving him a look "Notes in case I forget something" he chuckled nervously as Ben gave look "*Gives Collins cage to MJ* Hold this were gonna need more luck then this" he said
Later a hallow spirit named Charolette Cullhorn (Bleach) was combing down Angel dusts hair
Charolette: Wait and see when I'm through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune and a great hair do
you'll bring honor to us all
Clean and now coiffed Angel dust followed his adopted mall down the streets to the next place to get dressed and ready for his appointment.
MJ and Females and intersexed mates: A girl can bring her family
Great honor in one way
Angel dust walked passed a hawk Demon named Yuno (Black clover) and half angel named Dexter (Dexters lab) as Yuno looked concerned until Angel dust moved Yunos piece into a checkmate
By striking a good match cause this might be the day
MJ dragged Angel dust away as Dexter glared at Angel dust as Yuno looked proud. In another shop two incubus named Howard and Harold (Loud house) and a Unicorn demon named Rarity dressed Angel dust into a Kimono
Howard: Men want mates with good tastes
Harold: calm
MJ: obedient
Rairty: who work fast pace
Howard: with good breeding *pulls a sash tight making Angel dusts waist more slender*
Harold: and a tiny waste
All: you'll bring honor to us all!
The two left as Angel dust watched a tiger like hellborn named Manny Revera and a half skeleton name Miguel (Coco) playing with swords as they ran pass them
We all must serve our emperor who guards us from Lovecraftians
Manny ran pass a half unicorn/half imp named Sweetie bell and stole her doll
A man by bearing arms
Angel dust took the doll away from Manny and gave it back to Sweetie belle who hugs it happily
A mate by watching there kids
In a make up room a harpy sinner named Jasmine and a cute kitten hellborn named Mindy were applying Make up to Angel dust freshening him up for the matchmaker.
Mindy: When were through you cant fail
Like a lotus flower soft and pale
How could any mate say "no sale?"
You'll bring honor to us all
Jasmine held up a mirror as Angel dust looked annoyed at his hair as he ruffed a bit as MJ places a beautiful hair pin with a image of a heart and a rose on his side "There now your ready" said MJ happy for her son "Not yet *puts a apple in Angel dusts mouth* A apple for serenity *Puts a yin Yang pendent into the sleves of Angel dusts kimmona* a pendent for balance" Said Ben helping out in his own way as he pulls out a jade necklace.
Ben: Beads of Jade for beauty *Ties the necklace around Angel dusts neck*
You must proudly show it *then pulls out Collins cage*
Now add a Cherub *Ties Collin in the back hidden by the sash* just for luck
And even you cant blow it!
A little later Angel dust now ready to meet Katie killjoy was walking to catch up with the other females and male itnersexes who were also going to the matchmaker as well as he took a breath to calm his nerves.
Angel Dust: Ancestors hear my plea
Help me not make a fool of me and to not uproot my family tree
Keep my father standing tall
He continued to walk until MJ came running up to him with a parasol as he took it as he ran other the other girls and intersects: Deku, Serena, Bumblebee (TFA), and Nemonia (Pokemon) as he got in line with them
Angel dust and the mates: Scarier then the under taker! We are meeting our match maker
Mothers : Destiny guide our children
Please look kindly on these cultured gems each a porcelain doll
All: Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us all
The group soon made it to the matchmaker as they opened the umbrellas as they bowed infront of them a door as it opened showing the matchmaker Katie killjoy "Anthony Parker" she said looking at her clipboard "Present!" Said Angel dust jumping and waving as the sinner gave a look "Speaking without permission" she said making a mark as Angel dust winched "Oops" he said scratching the back of his head as he walked in. "Well someone gave her a bad blow job" said Ben rolling his eyes.
Inside Katie studied Angel dust, beautiful, but skinny no good for bearing sons or full blooded males, look more like a whore then a wife" she said coldly as unknown to them Collin had unlocked the cage and had flew out onto Angel dusts shoulder which he noticed and tried to grab him without Katie noticing when he finally caught the little sheep as Katie turned as he hid him behind his back "Recite the final admonition" said Katie she said as Angel was a bit slow to react but nodded "Well?" She started "Fulfill you duties calmly and…*Checks down the ink notes on his arm which are a bit smeared slightly* respectfully um reflect before you…snack Act! This shall bring you honor and glory" said Angel Dust as he fanned himself to calm down a bit as Katie grabs the fan and searches for a cheat sheet but saw nothing as she hummed "Thought I saw you…never mind" she said as she pulled Angel dust to a table with a tea set as she let Angels wrist go leaving ink on her hand "Now pour the tea" she said as Angel dust sat down and got the teapot.
"Now to please your future in-laws you must demonstrate a sense of Dignity" said Katie as she rubbed her hand over her mouth as the ink rubs off him giving him a goatee "And refinement and you must also be poised" started Katie as Angel was distracted by Katie that he was pouring the tea on the table but quickly fixed to pour the tea in the cup as he finished seeing Collin drinking the tea as he gave a look as the little sheep hid under the table as as Katie took the cup.
"um excuse me I dont think you want to…" started Angel not wanting the matchmaker to drink after a Cherub "And SILENT!" She said firmly as she was about to drink the tea as Angel Dust grabbed it "Can I just have it back for a sec to get you a fresh cup?" He asked starting a bit of a tug of war as the poor spider flew back as Collin was flying off the table in surprise into Katies shirt "Why you little?" Started Katie but the little Cherub was moving around trying to find a way out ticking Katie with his wool as she laughed feeling ticklish but she fell on a heater lighting her pants on fire as she screamed in pain as she jumped around sending Collin flying out as Angel dust ran over with his fan to put it out but made it worst!
Outside everyone was listening to the Rucus "I think its going well dont you?" Asked Ben as suddenly the door swung open as Katie ran out with her britches on fire "PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!" She yelled as Angel dust holding the tea kettle threw tea at Katie as it messed up her hair and washed off the ink and put out the fire as Angel sheepishly handed the tea kettle back as he walked off embarrassed as Collin flew after him and jumped into the cage as he returned to his mom and Uncle as Katie stormed over to him. "YOU ARE A DISGRACE!" She yelled throwing down the tea kettle smashing it as she pointed a finger in Angel dusts face "YOU MAY LOOK LIEK A MATE BUT YOU WILL NEVER BRING YOUR FAMILY HONOR!" She barked as she went back to her office and slammed the door closed as Angel Looked down shamed face at what had happened as MJ and Ben comforted him as they walked home.
Authors note: Poor angel dust it looks like he accidently humiliated Katie (Even though she deserved it) and stated that he will never bring his family honor.
Next chapter Peter comforts Angel abut what had happened during his match making as a order for every able bodied full males to join the army to stop the invading Lovcraftians which Peter accepted as he is the only able bodies full male to do it! Which leads to Angel making a choice…