"JJ, stop running around and come back here this instance!" Ellie scolded before chasing after him with a towel.

Dina came inside from the front porch with perfect timing to witness their son zooming by butt-naked with Ellie soaking wet and running after him. An eyebrow went up but she ignored it as JJ giggled before running by again.

"I don wanna!"

"JJ!"

That finally invoked a laugh from Dina. "You two having fun without me?"

JJ came to a halt at the sound of his mama's voice. "Mama! Yer home!"

Ellie took advantage of his stale and scooped him up from behind with the towel. "Gotcha!"

Their son squealed in horror as if a monster had caught him. He laughed with a big smile as he fruitlessly tried getting away. "Noooo! Mama! Help!"

"Nuh-uh! Mama can't help you 'cause I'm gonna gobble you right up!" Ellie then let out a dramatic devouring noise as if she was tearing him apart.

"Aahhhh Mommy, no!"

"Mommy?" Ellie started in a deeper voice, "Mommy who? I'm just a monster who eats cute munchkins!" To emphasize her bite, she fake bit JJ's neck before blowing a raspberry into his belly button.

That made JJ scream in distress again. "Ahh! Mama help!"

Dina couldn't wipe the smile off her face even if she wanted okay. "Okay, okay. Enough you monster. He's gonna get sick if you don't hurry up and dry him." She walked over to grab the towel and helped dry him up. "Did you eat lunch yet baby?"

JJ shut his eyes and puckered his lips as Dina dried his face before beaming out loud. "Yeah! Pashta!

"Which half made it in his mouth and half on his clothes, ergo, an early bath." Ellie pointed out before looking at Dina. "And for the record, he totally flashed me."

Her wife immediately snorted at her proclamation. "He takes after you, not me."

"Hey! You're the one who walks around half-dressed most of the time!"

"Oh yeah?" Dina challenged back with a flirtatious smile. "You got any proof?"

"That answer alone proves my point, miss."

"And…" Dina leaned in closer before whispering into her ear. "What are you going to do about it?"

Ellie felt her face warm up as she whispered back. "Why you… don't make me smash you…"

Dina shot her a dirty look and right when she opened her mouth to respond, JJ cut her off. "Wha smah meen?"

They both froze before looking at him. Ellie was the first to laugh awkwardly before dismissing his question. "Nothing buddy, let's get you dressed before you caught a cold now yeah?"

Shaking her head at her subtly, Dina tsk-ed at her wife before heading to the kitchen for some water. "You're to blame if he ends up getting expelled from school for indecency!"

Ellie scoffed from upstairs. "He isn't even four yet!"

"He will be in a month! Before we know it, he'll be in school and the next, he'll be bringing home girls or boys."

A dramatic gasp came from above. Ellie had covered JJ's ears as she scolded her wife. "Babe! What if he hears you!"

JJ was confused since he had no idea what his moms were talking about but took it like a champ as he watched as Gauze ran by with a toy in his mouth. "Mommy mommy! Play play!" He ran forward and Ellie quickly stopped him.

"Hold up! Just let me dress you first," she quickly dressed him in a t-shirt and pants before letting the beast go. "There you go, off with you good sir!"

Her son squealed happily before running off and staggering after their cat. Gauze was no longer the kitten he was, so JJ had no chance of catching him if he didn't want it but he was in a playful mood so he dropped his toy in hopes that JJ would pick it up. Luckily for him, he did and the two of them played around before Ellie left them alone. She met up with her wife downstairs before pulling her in from behind and kissing her neck.

"How was your day babe?"

Dina shrugged. "Nothing too exciting except for Joel dropping a wrench on his foot."

Ellie immediately snorted at the comment. "The old man can't even hold a wrench now?"

Her wife looked up at the ceiling before humming at the recollection. "Say, you know someone named Tess?"

"Tess, yeah why? I met her a couple of times when Joel first kidnap— I mean adopted me."

Dina laughed before playfully jabbing her side. She then flipped around before wrapping her arms around Ellie's shoulders. "Nothing…" She let the silence hang and after a second of getting a judging look from Ellie, she gave in. "Okay, I feel like she and Joel are banging."

"What?!" Ellie's eyes snapped open as she pulled back. "Ew, no fucking way."

"What?" Dina laughed before smiling at her. "It's good that he's getting some action."

That made her wife flinch and shiver even further. "Oh god, babe. Don't."

"Hey," Dina shrugged before holding her hands up in surrender. "Joel was young at one point, he even had Sarah so you know he has—"

Ellie cut her off with a loud noise. "LAAA, la la la! I can't hear you!"

Her reaction made Dina laugh even brighter. "Oh come on El, we have sex too. Humans do it all the time, nothing's wrong with that."

She quickly held up her hand. "Yeah but that doesn't mean I want to hear about Joel's sex life! How would you feel if I told you Talia was getting railed!"

Dina just shrugged. "I'd be happy. Good for her, she could use some good dick." She paused for a second before adding, "Or some good pussy."

Ellie made a puking noise. "You're nasty Dina."

"Says you, the one, who I recall getting on all fours to do this and that to me when I told you I was already a mess down there but you insisted on—" Ellie quickly shut her mouth to cut her off.

"Babe." She turned around to look upstairs where they could faintly hear JJ playing around. "This and that are different."

"How so? We've done some pretty nasty shit, Ellie. No need to get your panties in a bunch." Dina teased with a half-serious smile.

Letting out a sigh, Ellie cupped her face. "Why'd I marry you again?"

"Because I'm a cute yet sexy ray of sunshine."

She rolled her eyes. "I wanna get a divorce."

"Too bad buttercup, you know I'm never going to sign those papers. You're mine by law and paper and it'll say that way over my dead body."

That made Ellie let out a deep sigh. "God, you're so insufferable."

"Have you tried talking to yourself before?"

They looked each other in the eyes, holding eye contact in silence before giving in at the same time. The room was filled with laughter before Ellie pulled Dina in for a kiss. "Just keep it PG-13 around our baby, okay babe?"

Dina rolled her eyes. "I know, I know. I'm not that stupid okay? You know how he is, his attention span is all over the place."

Ellie just shrugged at that. "He's a curious boy."

JJ finally came running down the stairs. "Mommy Mommy! Mama Mama!"

"Hey, no running down the stairs JJ!" Dina quickly scolded before watching him hold up a piece of paper."

"Look look!"

After he handed the two his drawing, he saw Missy walk by before chasing after her. "Wai wai!"

His moms watched him run after their wolf and after a second, Ellie spared Dina a glance. "You don't think he has ADHD does he?"

Dina just shrugged. "No idea."

"I guess we should be more worried about that than him being a perv."

"Probably," she turned back to the kitchen. "You eat yet?"

"Nope."

She smiled sweetly at her wife. "I can whip us up something real quick."

Ellie shook her head. "You just got home, let me whip something up. Just park that cute ass of yours on the chair."

Dina laughed at her choice of words before sitting down and speaking in an overly sweet voice. "Okay, thanks honey~ I love you!"

Her wife didn't bother looking at her face to see that shit-eating grin on her face. "Yeah yeah, love you too, sugar boo."

Dina's smile only grew, enough to make her cheeks sore.