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Sorry this last chapter took so long I got drunk and was really sad so i punched a wall and broke my hand a little bit so it was hard to type. Also boruto and himawarwi have the byugugan cuz I always felt they got scammed lol. I remember seeing somewhere Kishimoto literally just forgot to give it to them. Completely irrelevant to the story but just want you guys to know. I may insert another chapter before this one but that also may be its own story idk. Oh also Naruto learned the flash step. Anyways this is the last chapter of the story hope you guys like it!
Epilogue
Hinata hummed a slow tune as she finished preparing her husband's lunch. She tried to bring him lunch everyday but sometimes her homemaking duties precluded her. She had removed herself from the Hidden Leaf's ninja registry thirteen years ago when she became pregnant with Boruto and never reinstated.
She certainly didn't need the money, her husband being the Hokage and all, and she figured it wouldn't be prudent to unnecessarily risk her life. Her children needed a mother. Her friendship with her teammates never suffered as a result so she didn't miss ninja life very much She now had a part time job pressing flowers for the Yamanakas a few hours a week.
She fondly recalled when Naruto was first inaugurated. He didn't take those robes off for anything other than bathing for almost two weeks. He even slept in them. His exaltation was as contagious as it always was, filling the woman with an equal and sometimes even greater sense of happiness. The fruition of her love's lifelong dream was, in her mind, one of the best things to ever happen to her.
Her two gorgeous children were just returning from school as she finished her husband's meal. Himawari was clutching her older brother's hand as they walked through the vestibule. "We're home!" the boy loudly announced.
Leaving the kitchen with a bento in her grasp Hinata greeted the adorable little tykes. "You two are here early." she spoke with an inquisitive tone while ruffling her son's unruly hair.
"Its Memorial Day, remember? They let us out after lunch." her son said as he released his sister's hand. The girl hugged her mother's leg and received some head pats of her own.
"Oh, that's right. I'll have to bring Uncle Neji some fresh flowers after I visit your father. Did you two have a good day?"
"I did! Shino-sensei started teaching us how to make clones but I couldn't do it right so I was really sad but then he told me it was probably because I have super big chakra reserves just like papa!" Himawari hastily explained in one breath while Boruto simply nodded.
"Well that's wonderful sweetheart I'm sure you'll be just as strong as he is someday. Large reserves run in the Uzumaki family." Hinata told her daughter with a warm smile. "I'll be back shortly, you two behave yourselves."
The two children spoke their salutations as their mother left for the Hokage's tower. Konoha had transformed into quite the metropolis during this lasting bout of peace. She was happy the village had become so prosperous under her husband's rule but nobody felt the growing pains as much as Naruto did. He spent countless late nights in his office doing everything he could to ensure the people of his village and the rest of the world remained in a state of security, and comfort.
Hinata knew all the time he spent working was for the good of the people but she still wished he had more opportunities to spend with her and the kids. Naruto would never put his desires before the wellbeing of the village and it was one of the many reasons she loved him so much. Upon arrival at the tower, Hinata asked if the Hokage was busy. She always referred to him as "Hokage-sama" when others were present. He felt like his wife shouldn't have to use such formalities but she did so anyway. He'd risked his life time and again to earn that title and she refused to let anyone forget his station.
Being told that he wasn't entertaining any company, Hinata entered the office to a very distraught Naruto. Not noticing the door open he kept his head down, doing battle with the bane of all Hokages; paperwork.
"God damn fuckin' moron. Had one fuckin' job and he still- "Naruto muttered under his breath before his wife interrupted him.
"Honey?" she quietly asked, worried about the obviously upset man and the future health of this unnamed 'God damn fuckin' moron'.
Naruto's head shot up and his tense posture laxed, an exhausted smile forming on his lips. "Oh thank God. You're a sight for sore eyes princess. Come here, I need some kisses asap." he told her while setting down the form he'd been reading. Hinata did as she was told, setting the bento down as she made her way behind the desk.
Once she was in range he abruptly pulled the woman into his lap by her waist. This garnered him one of her highly coveted 'eeps'. That and her pillow soft ass against his crotch was quickly giving him an erection. Feeling the hardness forming under her backside, Hinata felt her own arousal being to stir as she delivered his requested kisses.
Smiling at him as she pulled away she softly asked, "Are you having a rough day?"
"Yes!" he quickly answered in his childlike pouty voice that she loved. "I'm losing my fuckin' marbles. All damn day. Every damn day. 'Sign this Hokage-sama. Read this Hokage-sama. I need your approval to wipe my fuckin' ass Hokage-sama'." he said in a mocking tone with his head wagging back and forth. "I'm fuckin' losin' it in here!"
"What do we even have a council for? They barely even do anything. Why am I always getting stuck with," he paused and picked up the nearest document, reading it's title to the beautiful woman in his lap. "zoning approval form for 'Dirty Little Secrets Incorporated'? That's a God damn dildo shop Hinata-chan. What the hell do I know about where people should or shouldn't buy their fuckin' fake assholes."
Hinata giggled at his description and kissed his cheek, hoping to console the man. Naruto's tone quieted and took an air of secrecy. "Its fine though because I'm coming up with a plan."
"What kind of plan would that be?" she asked, raising an eyebrow to him.
"You and me, we're outta here." he said throwing a thumb over his shoulder and ignoring the way his wife cocked her head. "I've had a couple clones reading about how to homestead all day. We can sneak out the village in the middle of the night and find some place out in the sticks where this shit can't find me." Naruto said as he ruffled a stack of the accursed paperwork. "I can build us a little cabin in like a day, two days tops, it'll be awesome."
"Naruto-kun…" Hinata spoke through her grin and tapped his nose with her pointer finger. "You shouldn't joke like that. We can't flee the village."
"Who's joking? I'm serious. I'm over this stupid job I wanna go home. Between training and this bullshit I barely even get to see my-." Naruto snapped his fingers and bit his bottom lip. "Ah fuck! I forgot about the kids! God damn it!" he cried out in exasperation while Hinata tried to hold back her laughter.
"Maybe they can come too?" he thought out loud. Shaking his head and burying his face in his free hand a moment later he continued. "No, they need to be around people their own age. Boruto'll wind up dying his hair black and being all emo like Sasuke. Himawari will probably be burning ants under a magnifying glass and ripping the wings off dragonflies and shit by the end of the month. Fuck!"
"Maybe they can stay here?" he asked trying desperately to plug the gaping hole in his hastily concocted escape plan. "I turned out fine with no parents." Hinata wordlessly shot his remedy down with a half lidded expression, still smiling at his antics. "Yeah your right. I'd miss 'em too much anyway. And I wasn't that fine either. I punched a good amount of holes in a good amount of walls." he said bashfully. Sighing in defeat, Naruto abandoned "Operation: Get the fuck out of here".
"I shouldn't be here Hinata-chan. I'm a God damn ninja. I'm THE God damn ninja. I should be out there beatin' up bad guys and blowin' shit up. Sasuke gets to do all the cool missions all the time while I'm stuck behind this fuckin' desk." He complained further before continuing. "You know what? I'm gonna quit. He can do this stupid ass job cause I've fuckin' had it. You know he was left handed right? Let's see him try and fill out a billion damn papers with his offhand, the gloomy cocksucker."
"Honey…" Hinata said softly while she let her husband continue to vent his frustrations. "That's a big decision you probably shouldn't make while you're upset."
The jinchuriki pulled his wife closer with the hand still around her waist and buried his face into her bountiful chest as he let out a groan. "I know. Its just, like… I said I wanted to be Hokage. I did it. Now I wanna stop doing it. Forever." he mumbled into her soft bosom. He felt his erection begin to harden further as he started massaging the tender flesh through her top. He looked in her eyes for a moment before loudly declaring, "You know what fuck this."
Naruto lifted the woman out of his lap and stood up. "Shikamaru!" he shouted out, startling his wife a bit.
"What!" Shikamaru called back to him from the other side of the door.
"Get in here!"
"Can't you just tell me from here?!" the laziest man in Konoha replied, living up to his moniker.
"Get the fuck in here!"
Shikamaru grumbled loud enough to be heard through the closed door. "What now?" he groaned out trying not to look at the boner Naruto was sporting. His ever present intern followed close behind, excited to get face to face time with the Hokage.
"I'm leavin'! That's what's fuckin' now." Naruto barked out at his oldest friend.
"What do you mean you're leaving? Its not even one yet." Shikamaru drawled out.
"Yeah I can tell time, thanks." Naruto sarcastically retorted. Hinata stood next to her husband awkwardly, biting the inside of her cheek as they continued their exchange. "I'm goin' home until- what's today? Wednesday?" he asked turning to his wife who nodded with wide eyes. "Monday then! At least. Maybe longer, I don't know, I'll see how I feel." He rambled out to his small audience.
Stomping across the room to retrieve his coat from the rack, Shikamaru's assistant timidly spoke. "But Hokage-sama, you can't. We have a-"
"I don't give a fuck what we have!" Naruto interrupted, his voice just below a shout. Stepping in front of the shorter man, he stared down at him intimidatingly. "And who the fuck do you think you're talking to. You don't ever tell me what I can and can't do. I run shit here, you just work here! Is that understood?" he firmly reprimanded as his fierce gaze pierced straight through the younger man. The intern nodded meekly. "Thank you, you can go now!" He quickly scampered out the office, his plan to garner favor from the Hokage having backfired tremendously.
Hinata rubbed her legs together and bit her bottom lip, hoping she wasn't being obvious. She absolutely loved how much power her husband held both physically and politically. Watching him use it on others never failed to moisten her underwear.
"Stop yelling at my interns." Shikamaru admonished, unafraid of the blond haired man's wrath.
"I can yell at whoever the hell I want." Naruto responded his voice leveling off. "Unless we're under a full scale invasion don't call me, don't fax me, don't knock on my door, I don't even wanna bump into you walking down the street. For the next four and a half days I'm sittin' on my fat ass, fuckin' my gorgeous wife and playin' with my God damn kids." Hinata felt blood rushing to her cheeks at her husband's crass remark. "If anybody asks, tell 'em, fuckin', uh… I don't give a fuck what you tell 'em just don't bother me with it. Good bye!" he stated as he finished putting his coat on.
Flashing back to his living room in an instant, Hinata and Shikamaru's eyes met. Silently asking her what his problem was, Hinata gave him a weak smile and a small shrug. Flashing back into the office an instant later Naruto swept his wife up into a bridal carry. Turning to Shikamaru, he let out a gruff 'harrumph' and flashed home once again. Shikamaru shook his head and turned to leave when the Hokage flashed back a second time, swiping his bento off the desk and giving another 'harrumph' as he disappeared again.
Naruto finally decompressed when he got home. Setting his lunch down on the coffee table he wrapped his arms around the pale eyed woman and felt all his tensions unravel. "Home sweet home." he spoke before capturing her lips in a passionate kiss. Hinata felt herself melt into his embrace, somewhat ashamed with how happy his dereliction of duty made her.
Breaking the kiss Hinata spoke softly "I can't wait to spend so much time with you. Its been too long since we've gone on vacation."
"Likewise princess. From now on, I'm taking a week off once every six months. Alsoooo," Naruto continued with a mischievous smile on his face "Can we do the Hokage roleplay again but this time you like, messed up a mission or something and I get to punish you?"
Hinata returned his smile and nodded. "Haha!" her husband cried out triumphantly as he hooked his hands under her armpits and tossed her in the air. Carefully catching her, he spun the woman around. "I have the best wife in the world! C'mon." he said while setting her down and grabbing her hand, intent on leading them back to their bedroom.
"Wait, the kids are home right now." Hinata informed him, putting a damper on his plans.
"What are they doing here, its like twelve thirty?" he asked, turning back to her and raising an eyebrow.
"Its Memorial Day."
"Oh yeah it is isn't it. Well in that case," Naruto turned in the direction of their rooms and loudly called out across the large house, "Papa's home! Come say hi!"
Himawari came running out first, excited her dad was home so early. Boruto strolled into the living room next trying to look cool but, deep down, he just as excited as his sister. "What're you doing home so early?" Boruto asked, hoping it wasn't just to visit for a while.
"Your dad was losing his darn mind it that office when he remembered he was in charge and could do whatever the heck he wanted." Naruto chuckled out, careful to watch his language in front of his little ones. He didn't remember exactly when he started talking in third person that but knew it was a result of becoming a father. "I just sorta left after that. Now, raise your hand if you wanna go to the trampoline park!" he suggested, shooting his hand up even before the kids.
"I do!" Himawari shouted as she jumped up and down with her hand in the air.
"Me!" Boruto hollered out simultaneously, his nonchalant act now forgone.
Hinata raised her hand last as she quietly laughed at her husband's boyish behavior. She loved him so much. He was so gentle with their children after having been so upset only minutes ago. He was truly a ray of sunshine and she never tired of basking in it.
"The motion passes!" Naruto declared, lowering his hand.
"I bet I can do the obstacle course faster than you this time." Boruto challenged his father.
"Big talk, little man. We'll just have to see about that then won't we." Naruto said as he ruffled the boy's blond mane.
"I'm not that little! I'm almost as tall as mama now."
"My baby's growing up." Hinata added, knowing he didn't like being called a baby but unable to resist.
"Get over here, papa wants a hug." Naruto said as he scooped his children up into the air with one of his strong arms, the other lifting his wife off her feet. "I love my familyyy!" he said loudly giving Hinata a quick peck on the cheek and his kids a kiss on each of the heads.
"Quit it!" Boruto said trying to cover the spot on his hair his father had smooched.
Turning his eyes to his wife, Naruto told Hinata with faux sadness "Big tough guy all of a sudden's too cool for papa's kisses. Mama likes my kisses." Planting four more kisses on her cheek he turned to his daughter. "Himawari likes my kisses too." he said pecking his daughter violet hair four more times as well, eliciting a giggle from the girl.
Giving the trio one last big squeeze, Naruto released his family. "Go put your shoes we'll be right there." His children all but ran to the vestibule, teeming with excitement for their impending outing. Naruto turned his back to his wife as he watched the little ones scurry away. "Damn, you really gave me two beautiful children. That's so cool. I love 'em so fuckin' much." he absentmindedly told her.
Hinata felt a single tear roll down her cheek. Everything was perfect. More than perfect. She reached out and grabbed her husband's hand. He turned around and saw her smiling at him with wonder and joy on her face. "I would give you the moon and the stars Naruto-kun." Wiping the tear away he pulled her close and kissed her soft lips. Leaning away, Hinata softly spoke once more.
"Happily ever after."
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