In the auditorium, the New Directions were singing "Rather Be."

Kurt and Blaine appeared. Will clapped.

Blaine said, "There was a fire at Dalton. It burned to the ground." Kurt comforted him. Will was stunned.

In the choir room, Will said, "As you all know, Dalton Academy burned to the ground. Now, we are all gathered here and I know even though we see the Warblers as competition, now we have to see them as our friends and allies. We have decided to combine all of you as a super group."

Kitty said, "Where's Rachel? Shouldn't she be here for this?"

"She's in on business, but she's totally on board."

"Well, all right."

Jane was reluctant.

Blaine said, "Thank you so much, Mr. Shue, for this generosity."

Sue would not go for it.

In Sue's office, Becky shouted, "You monster, Coach! Why wouldn't you let the Warblers join the New Directions? The superintendent said it was okay! I'm not gonna let you get away with this!"

Sue said, "Becky Jackson, do not stand in my way."

"I performed acts of loyalty for you. I don't know why, but hurting kids with a burned-down school is my moral limit! You're evil, Sue Sylvester, I don't want to be your friend anymore." Finally, she sees the light! She ran out.

Sue said, "You. You did this. You turned her against me."

Darrell said, "No, no, no. She turned on you all by herself." He walked out.

That night, Harris found Sue's hurt locker. "Myron? My own nephew?"

The next day, Sue found Will in his office. "William?"

Harris said, "Something grave has come to my attention, Sue. Beyond… I saw your hurt locker. They trained us to be ready for the most crucial circumstances, but what I saw in there chilled me to my marrow. I could have overlooked so many things, but, ahem, after I saw your locker and vendetta, I cannot allow you near the students of McKinley or anyone else anywhere ever. I have to terminate your employment."

"I'm sorry. what?"

"You're fired."

Ooh…

Meanwhile, Geraldo Rivera was on the news.

"Welcome, America, I'm Geraldo Rivera. Our guest tonight is cheerleading champion coach, Sue Sylvester. Lately, Sue, it seems that you have been smacked around by the loser stick."

Sue said, "Well, Geraldo, I have recently lost my position."

"Well, for instance, Sue, you were not born in the Panama Canal Zone. You did not direct the Dallas Cowboys Movie, you were never waterboarded…"

"I waterboarded myself."

"…and you were never for the shortest time the tambourine player for Wilson Phillips."

Carnie Wilson said, "I played tambourine for Wilson Phillips."

Rivera continued, "You claimed to have romantic relations with Dan Quayle, Stephen Baldwin, Matt Lauer, David Boreanaz, Johnnie Cochran and the drummer from Jimmy Eat World. It just begs the question, Sue, are you a compulsive liar? You've repeatedly publicly claimed that Michael Bolton is the father of your child."

Michael Bolton had this to say: "I've never met Sue Sylvester. I only heard about her when my lawyers told me that she's been going around saying that I bought her an island, we had an affair and that I was the father of her child. I honestly think the woman has some kind of mental illness."

"Sue, do you want to respond to this?"

Sue said, "Fine. I will admit that I can't prove that Michael Bolton is my baby's father."

"Here is what some of McKinley's faculty members have to say."

Ian said, "Sue wouldn't know honesty if someone injected her with truth serum."

Anne Marie said, "That bitch is crazy! She almost had me kidnapped. And when she took down a memorial to one of the former students at McKinley, I totally lost it! Sue Sylvester, you can go—" They bleeped it.

Rivera chuckled. "Sue, it just makes me wonder, are you okay? I visited McKinley to talk to some of your students and they had this to say."

Artie said, "She slashed the tires on my wheelchair 17 times."

Mercedes said, "She swapped out my glue with mayonnaise."

Kurt said, "She trapped us in a fake elevator."

Blaine said, "She put a live bear in my apartment."

Rachel said, "Sue Sylvester verbally assaulted my sister, Shelby Corcoran, and practically threatened the life of my brother-in-law, Jack Masterson."

Joe said, "She cut my dreads off."

Claire asked, "When did Joe get here?" Rachel and Mercedes looked at him.

Rivera said, "Why does she hate the glee club so much?"

Artie said, "Sue's had it out for us since day one. Her Cheerios were the stars of this school, then we showed up and she's never forgiven us for stealing her thunder."

Claire said, "That she-devil is worse than Judas!"

Sue fumed at that last comment.

Rivera said, "It was not Will Schuster who tipped us off. It was Becky Jackson."

Becky said, "Who is Becky Jackson? She's me."

Darrell said, "Becky always told me stories about Sue Sylvester. Her secretary's an actual convict. She pushes people down the stairs."

"And she was my best friend. But when Dalton Academy burnt down, she refused to let Blaine's Warblers join the glee club, and I knew it was time to blow the whistle. Now I have a hot boyfriend. I am so happy to be free from Coach Sylvester. And to all you Cheerios out there, don't let her control you. You deserve better."

Sue was horrified. "Get out of my face. Geraldo, my whole life has been destroyed. I just wanted to be a champion. That's why I coached the Cheerios. Quinn Fabray, enrolled at Yale. Brittany S. Pierce, math prodigy at MIT. Santana Lopez, now could have a promising career as a prostitute."

Rivera said, "We did actually reach out to those girls. All three of them refused to comment."

"Wait, are we still rolling?"

"Yeah. The camera's been on the whole time."

"Classy, Rivera. I agreed to sit down with you because you are a titan of American television."

"This one person's voice has been altered."

A deep voice said, "I'll say it till the cows come home. Sue Sylvester saved my life. When I was going through a transition, she supported my decision. Wait, why are the lights off?" The lights turned on and it was revealed to be Beiste. "I'm not afraid to show my identity. I'm proud to stand up for Sue Sylvester." The cameraman nodded.

Sue said, "Well, Geraldo, I am who I am. Am I a tough customer? You bet your bottom dollar. As you may or may not know, my mother lied to me. She told me and my late sister that she and our father were Nazi hunters."

Doris said, "No, we weren't Nazi hunters. Susan was nasty from the day she was born. She even tried to bite me on her way out. It was bizarre. What kind of newborn already has a full set of teeth? What can I say?"

Geraldo said, "Hm. That must've been hard to hear."

Sue stood up and punched him, then walked away.

The crew helped him up and someone gave him tissues to wipe the blood around his nose.

"So who is Sue Sylvester? Is she a lying, vindictive psychopath who deserves to be behind bars? Let's go to show choir director William Schuster. I'm Geraldo Rivera reporting."

Will said, "Do I have my problems with Sue? Yeah. You bet. She's made my life a living hell for as long as I can remember."

Sue Sylvester finally got what she deserved.

In the auditorium, Claire and Anne Marie were celebrating by singing "King of Anything" by a Miss Sara Bareilles.

The next day, Doris walked to Sue.

"Hello, Mother."

"Hello, Susan. I know this must be difficult for you."

"Difficult wouldn't even begin to describe it, Mother."

"I'm sorry I was never the mother I should've been. I'm sorry I lied to you. And I'm sorry that I missed out on your life. It's okay to be angry."

They were singing the Trolley Song.

"I thought you hated musicals."

"Oh, I do, but I love the sound of my own voice."

"Oh, thank you, Susan!"

They hug.

The next day, the New Directions were rehearsing with the Warblers.

Jane said, "Are we even a team? Because half of us are wearing a uniform from a different school."

Kurt said, "She's right."

Spencer said, "This is McKinley, dude."

Jane said, "Yeah, your sexist attitude is zero."

One of the Warblers said, "Our look is iconic."

Kurt said, "Come on, guys. We welcomed you with open arms."

Kitty said, "Semi-open."

Will said, "Look, you attend McKinley now."

Warbler said, "These aren't just uniforms. They're a tribute."

In the choir room, Rachel and Claire were trying out blazers.

Rachel said, "Do you really think this is going to work?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, it's just…we have to commit to this. Their school just burned down."

"How did that happen anyway?"

"I have no idea. Look, the important thing to remember is that we have to get them to get along."

Claire scoffed.

"I know it's a long shot, but I'm serious. If it's going to show them a little comfort, then it's the least we can do."

"So, when Sectionals are over, what are you gonna do then?"

"If I want to go back to New York, I want to be a winner. I still have to graduate NYADA. And there's this new musical that Mercedes wants me to do. I don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Well, when Rachel Berry sets her mind to something, I know for a fact that there's no stopping it."

"What about you? You doing all right in college?"

"It's not easy and the classes are expensive. But having you in my life, Kurt and Blaine, Will and Henry, Anne Marie and Ian, Shelby and Jack…it makes it all okay."

Rachel hugs her. "Maybe you could restart Treble Base again."

"I don't really know if being a teacher is my goal in life."

"But you love music. Well, whatever you decide, it'll be a good one."

"What are we going to do about the outfits?"

Blaine walked in, "We may have solved that problem."

They all saw bright red blazers.

Rachel and Kurt were surprised.

Claire said, "Looks like we have a full team."

Blaine nodded.