Hey everyone, chipsandfish2 here with the very first Bad Batch x Frozen story. I just wish I did it under better circumstances.
Basically, I got the inspiration after reading a story made by Beast4242. It's called "The Slave Sisters of Arendelle". You can go check it out and see how it gave me the idea for this story. But I warn you, you won't like what you see.
Anyways, onto the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or Frozen.
Chapter 1: The Rescue
Through the depths of space there was a ship flying through it. On it were six unique clones who called themselves the Bad Batch.
There was Hunter, the leader of the group.
Tech, the brains.
Wrecker, the muscle.
Echo, the cyborg.
Crosshair, the sniper.
And finally, Omega, the only female clone ever made and her droid friend AZ-345211896246498721347, or AZI-3 for short.
They had managed to get away from the planet of Serenno after the failed heist to steal valuables from the war chests.
As they were about to head back to Cid's place. They received a transmission from a good friend of theirs.
"What do you need Rex?" asked Echo.
"Any chance I can use you for a mission?" He asked the group.
"What is it?" Hunter questioned.
Rex sighed. "I was traveling through the galaxy and came across this planet called Earth. When I landed I traveled through the woods till arriving at a kingdom called Arendelle. As for what the mission is… Well… I'll let him explain."
Rex stepped to the side and another man appeared. He had golden-blond hair and a worried look on his face.
"My name is Kristoff." The man, now named Kristoff, introduced himself. "Rex told me you guys would be able to help me."
"Judging by your expression, I'm guessing it has to do with someone being kidnapped." Tech inquired.
Kristoff nodded. "Last night, there was an attack on the castle, and judging from witnesses, they saw these reptilian humanoid creatures dragging away the Queen, Elsa, and her sister, Princess Anna, who's also my girlfriend, to some ship that then took off into the sky."
"Can you tell us anything else?" Hunter asked.
"One of them mentioned a name. Jabba."
"The Hutts." Crosshair growled. "That isn't good."
"W-What's so bad about the Hutts?" Omega asked.
Tech spoke up. "The Hutts are slave traders. They'll take any female being offered to them and either sell them, or keep them for their own… pleasure." He finished looking down.
Kristoff paled through the hologram. "PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO GET THEM BACK!" He yelled.
Before any of the male clones could respond, Omega spoke up first. "You can count on us."
Her brothers look at her in surprise before seeing a rare show of anger and disgust on her face.
Rex smiled and Kristoff sighed in relief. "I'll send you Earth's coordinates. From there, you should be able to find Jabba's ship. If the attack happened last night, chances are they haven't made it back to Tatooine yet."
"Thank you Rex." Hunter said and the transmission ended.
After a while, they received the coordinates and the Marauder jumped into hyperspace.
(Timeskip)
After many hours, the Marauder exited hyperspace in the Tatooine system, with Jabba's ship, the Star Jewel, could be seen in the distance.
"There." Tech said, "Jabba's ship is directly ahead of us."
"Have they detected us yet?" Hunter asked, which shook Tech his head.
"Alright, Tech, make sure they can't detect us. Everyone else, get ready."
As the Marauder approached the Star Jewel, it turned upside down, its bottom wings folding up so it could land on one of the air locks.
"Alright," Hunter said, getting the others' attention, "Tech, Crosshair, AZI-3, you three stay here and get ready to take off as soon as we return." He turns to Omega. "You stay too kid."
"What?! No way!" She retorted. "I'm coming too. I can't stand the thought of those girls in danger."
Hunter would've said no, but he knew why she was so upset.
With that, the 4 clones snuck onto the Hutt's ship while Tech hacked into the security cameras to both make them undetected and find out where the royal sisters were.
As they were running through the halls, they hid behind a corner as two Weequay guards walked by.
"Tech, you see anything?" Hunter asked through his comm.
"I've got eyes on the royal sisters. They're in the throne room observation dome at the top of the ship. But I suggest you hurry." Tech replied.
The group rushed to the elevator. Echo used his scomp link to open the elevator. The group got in and proceeded to go upwards to the observation dome.
(Scene change)
Jabba licked his lips in anticipation. Staring at the two bikini clad sisters in front of him. Both were laying on the ground in front of him. His guards were also enjoying the view, along with his Kowakian monkey-lizard, Crumb, and his Chief of Staff, Bib Fortuna.
The sisters however, could not have felt more violated. They were both covered in Jabba's semen from when he raped Anna.
"I've decided," he said in Huttese, "This time, I'll come inside instead of outside."
"What did you say?" Elsa asked in fear.
The protocol droid next to Jabba translated what he said, making their eyes widen in fear as tears began to form.
"P-p-please," Anna cried, "Don't."
However, her words fell on deaf ears as the fat slug made way to Elsa, intending on taking her virginity for the first time during the trip.
As the Hutt raised his tail to mate with the Snow Queen, he heard the elevator open to his right.
"AAAAHHHHH!"
Everyone looked to the source of the scream and saw a big man in some sort of armor rush out of the elevator and ram Jabba, pushing him and slamming him into the wall.
The Arendelle sister looked in shock before another voice rang out.
"Go go go go go!"
(Que The Bad Batch theme song)
Suddenly, 2 more men and a young girl followed suit out of the elevator and started blasting, taking out multiple guards.
The guards that were furthest started blasting back, forcing the trio to split and take cover behind some crates before returning fire.
As the Weequay guards continued to fire, they heard a battle cry behind them.
Before they could react, Wrecker started throwing fists at the guards, knocking them out.
As they were fighting, Hunter turned to Omega and handed her his vibro-knife.
"Use this to free the sisters. We'll cover you."
Omega nodded and rushed to the royal sisters.
"Don't worry, we're here to get you out." she said as she started cutting through Elsa's collar.
"Thank you." Elsa said, relieved that she and her sister would be freed from this hell.
"Look out!" Anna yelled.
Omega turned to look at her when she suddenly felt an arm wrap around her neck, causing her to drop her energy bow.
"Hey let me go!"
The clones turned and saw Omega being held by Bib, a blaster aimed at her head, and Crumb on his shoulder.
"(Stand down, or she dies.)" he spoke in Huttese.
They didn't need Tech to translate to know what the Twi'lek said.
Meanwhile, Jabba regained his bearings and started laughing at how the tables have turned.
Jabba then spoke to which his protocol droid translated.
"Jabba would like to thank you for bringing him one more slave."
The Bad Batch's eyes widened beneath their helmets. They were about to grab their weapons, but Bib moved the blasters closer to Omega's head.
"However, for the trouble you caused him, you will be used as food to feed his rancor. And more guards are on the way as we speak." The remaining guards started to laugh mockingly.
They heard the elevator ding and turned around as it opened.
Only to reveal Crosshair with his rifle slung over his shoulder. As soon as the door was fully opened, he aimed his rifle and shot Bib Fortuna in the face, killing him instantly and forcing him to release Omega.
Immediately the fight started back up as the clones grabbed their blasters and started shooting, taking out the remaining guards.
Hunter quickly went to check on Omega and helped her back up. He then proceeded to take his vibro-knife and cut open their collars.
Elsa grabbed his arm.
"Thank you." Hunter smiled behind his helmet and nodded as she went to check on her sister.
As they finished off the guards, Crumb tried to pounce onto Omega, only to get shot by Crosshair who then shot the droid as well.
"So what do we do with him?" Echo asked, gesturing to Jabba who had his hands up in the air.
"Oh I have a few ideas!" Anna said, wanting to avenge her and her sister's dignity.
Before anyone could respond, Tech's voice came through the comm link.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but more guards are on the way. I suggest getting back to the ship as soon as possible."
Hunter gestured for everyone to head towards the elevator. When they got down to lower floors, they were met with blaster fire. They quickly dove behind the opposing walls.
Dozens of guards were slowly advancing down the hall towards their position.
"We're pinned down." Hunter said as he waited for a chance to fire back.
"I say we rush them!" Wrecker suggested, punching the palm of his hand.
"No need." Crosshair replied as he aimed his rifle at the wall, his antenna lens (whatever it's called, leave it in the review section) lowered in front of his right eye.
He pulled the trigger and shot at the wall. However, he didn't exactly shoot at the wall, but at a mirror lens he placed earlier.
The blaster bolt bounced off said lens and through one of the guards, hitting another lens. The process repeated itself and in a matter of seconds, all the guards were taken out with one blaster shot.
Wrecker, Omega, Anna, and Elsa were slack-jawed at what just happened. The latter three because this was the first time they witnessed a shot like that. The former because he was shown up by that stunt… again.
Getting over what just transpired, the crew and the sisters made it back to the Marauder, which soon departed and flew until it was in front of the Star Jewel.
"Why aren't we leaving?" Elsa asked, wanting nothing more than to get as far away from that hellhole as possible.
"Because we haven't gotten to the main event." Hunter said as he held up a certain stick with a button on top.
Wrecker gasped in excitement. "Oh hell yeah!"
He reached for it, only for Hunter to pull it away.
"Sorry Wrecker," he said, "But I think if anyone should do it, it should be them." He held the stick out to the royal sisters.
"What does it do?" Anna asked as she took it.
"Trust me," Hunter said, "You'll be glad, especially since you want payback against Jabba and his crew.
Anna, upon hearing this, looked at the stick, then back at the ship, before pressing the button on top with her thumb.
Suddenly, the Star Jewel started rumbling, before part of it started to explode.
In the distance, everyone could see Jabba rushing to the window of his observation dome and looking at them in fear before being engulfed in an explosion that shattered the glass, ending his life.
The explosions continued for a few more seconds, then the Star Jewel started glowing before going up in one giant explosion.
Anna, Elsa, and Omega had to cover their eyes at the sudden light. When it died down, all that was left was debris and a few floating bodies.
"Woah." was all Anna could say, her sister nodding in agreement.
"Well," Hunter said, "How about we get you two home?"
And with that, the Marauder advanced forward, before going into hyperspace and back to Earth.
And that's a wrap.
As you can see, Crosshair is back with the crew. In this story, he chose to return to them after Kamino was destroyed instead of working for the empire.
Things will certainly get more interesting from here on out.
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Until next time…
See ya! Probably wanna be ya!
