Note: Characters from Deadpool & Wolverine and spoilers from Deadpool & Wolverine are contained in this chapter. You have been warned.
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Iamvenom1995: I will. But, I will start with the movies, and then end with the TV series; to clarify, with the MCU, I will include all of the TV shows, including pre-Disney+ content, because it started as a film franchise. I am also going to fixing my other fanfictions, such as my DC version of the Alternate Universes fanfiction, instead I will be doing the first Superman movie from 1978 instead, and I will have the characters react to that instead of the 1966 Batman movie and TV series first.
Jonathan Graham: I am doing that right now.
Format:
The chapter format will be based on my stories on Quotev, meaning that there will be separated by paragraphs, and the speaker and their lines will be recorded in bold, and the actions will be recorded in bold-italic. However, when I change a movie or an episode, I will instead do a more descriptive format, that way you guys don't get bored with my writing format.
Chapter 4: Peter Meets Norman
"So, this is about old Peter?" Ned asked.
"Hey! I'm not that old," Peter-Two said. "I'm not twenty years old,"
"Don't take offense to it, older Peter. Pete and Ned here think I'm an old man and I'm only forty-seven, I'm younger than Capsicle," Tony said.
Peter-One and Ned both rolled their eyes.
[A web appears in an alleyway in Queens.]
"I love Queens!" Peter exclaimed. "It has the best sandwich shop."
Everyone who went to Midtown High School in Earth-199999 nodded.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: [narrating] Who am I? Are you sure you want to know?
"Yes," Ned said.
Peter: The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied.
"Who would want to be ordinary? That would suck," Ned said.
"For a while, I did. Until the MCU messed with my life," Wade said, turning to the camera. "They probably will continue messing with my life 'til I'm 90."
Tragic Logan rolled his eyes, remembering his recent hijinks with Wade.
[A bus passes under an overpass, as cars are heard honking in the distance.]
Peter: But let me assure you, this like any story worth telling, is all about a girl.
"Almost every good story is about a girl," Peter-Two said.
[The camera cuts to a teenage girl with bright red hair: Mary Jane Watson.]
Peter: That girl. The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson. The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls.
"Another M.J., whose name also happens to be Watson, but my name isn't Mary Jane," MJ-One said.
"What is it?" MJ-Two said.
"Michelle Jones," MJ-One said.
"Different universes, different names, but some similarities," MJ-Two noted.
[A teenage boy, Flash Thompson, wraps his arm around her.]
Peter: I'd like to tell you that's me next to her. [The camera cuts to a boy eating a jelly sandwich.] Ah, heck, I'd even take him.
"I would feel bad for that kid. He's only eating a jelly sandwich," Tony said.
[Pounding is heard on a window as Peter is seen, chasing after the window and smacking on the window, as several students laugh at him, and the bus driver also laughs at him.]
"Are they laughing?" Tony asked.
"Yeah, I wasn't the best kid at school because I was a nerd," Peter-Two said.
"Wait a minute. Your Midtown High is not a STEM school?" Peter-One asked.
"No," Peter-Two said, shaking his head.
"That's a little bit weird," Peter-One said.
Peter: Hey! Stop the bus!
Peter: [narrating, embarrassed] That's me.
"You seem a little bit embarrassed at your younger self," Vision noted.
"No shit, Sherlock," Sam said sarcastically.
"Whoa, be nice, Sam. Vision's was just observing," Tony said.
Peter: [chasing after the bus] Tell him to stop! Please! [Shouting after the bus driver] Hey! Stop the bus!
M.J.: [reaching the front of the bus to stop Peter's humiliation at his expense by the bus driver] Stop the bus! He's been chasing us since Woodhaven Boulevard.
"Yeah, this is humiliating. This is why I take the subway," Peter-One said.
[The bus driver stops the bus reluctantly, and the students groan in response.]
Student 1: Catch a cab, Parker!
"How about you catch a cab?" Both Aunt May-One and Tony said at the same time, and they exchanged awkward glances at each other for a moment.
[Peter catches up to the bus and gets onto the bus.]
Peter: [turning around to face the bus driver] Thank you. I'm sorry I'm late. [Interrupted by a wad of a spitball hitting his face as the students laugh at him and Peter looks around for an available seat]
"What assholes," Steve said.
"Language!" Wade exclaimed.
"How do you even know about that?" Steve asked.
"I know things," Wade said, winking at the camera.
All the Avengers gave him weird looks and everyone else except the residents in his universe looked at him weirdly.
Student 2: What a geek!
[A female student with glasses puts a hand on the seat she is sitting in.]
Female Student: Don't even think about it.
"Rude," Tony said.
"This is what high schools were like in 2002," Peter-One shrugged.
Student 3: You're so lame, Parker.
[One of the students looks at Flash and they share a look, as Peter walks down the hallway, and the kid eating his sandwich shakes his head. Peter looks jealousy at Flash, and M.J. gives him a look of sympathy, as Flash and the other jock trip Peter, causing him to fall to the ground, as the bus moves along the street.]
"Assholes," MJ-Two said.
[The scene changes to outside of the campus of Columbus University, as the science teacher is around a group of students, lecturing them about their behavior.]
"That's my alma mater," Strange said.
"MIT was mine and Rhodey's, and hopefully it will be the kid's as well," Tony said.
Science Teacher: Midtown High seniors, no wandering. Proceed direct—[takes a fidget out of a student's hands] Knock it off. Remember, it is a privilege to be here. [Peter walks up to the group as M.J. looks behind her and seemingly looks at him.] We are guests of Columbia University's Science Department.
"They do have a good Science Department, but not as good as MIT," Tony said.
Science Teacher: So behave accordingly. [Peter smiles awkwardly at her, and she waves at seemingly him, but it's revealed that she was waving at two of her friends instead, confusing Peter as he smiles until he sees her friends approach her, causing Peter to get dejected.]
"That's gotta suck," Tony said.
Science Teacher: Come on, people, let's stay together. Proceed up the steps into the building.
Girl: M.J.
[Peter sighs dejectedly and walks up with the group, as they walk towards the campus, as a Rolls-Royce parks at the steps of the campus. Inside the Rolls-Royce, Harry Osborn and his father, Norman, are seen.]
"Woah. It's Harry and Norman!" Everyone exclaimed.
Harry waved shyly but still glared angrily at Peter. He was still a bit irate and confused on why Peter killed his father, but hopefully this movie would explain it.
Harry Osborn: [to the driver] Hey, Charles, can we drive around the corner, please?
Norman Osborn: Why? The entrance is right there.
Harry: Dad, these are public school kids. I'm not showing up for the field trip in a Rolls.
"I'm pretty sure I had these same arguments with my dad," Tony said.
"Those weren't arguments, Tones. Those were shouting matches," Rhodey said.
Norman: What, you want me to trade in my car for a Jetta just because you flunked out of every private school I ever sent you to?
Harry: It wasn't for me.
"Slightly similar situations," Tony said.
"Yeah, you were the grades kid. You were the guy to cheat off for a test," Rhodey said.
"You didn't cheat," Tony said.
"But a lot of the other kids did," Rhodey said.
Norman: Of course it was. Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.
Harry: I'm not ashamed of who I am. It's just… [pausing as he is unsure about what to say]
Norman: Just what, Harry?
"'I don't want to live in my father's hard-to-reach legacy,'" Tony said.
"Yep. Pretty much," Harry said.
1946 Howard and Norman both looked down at the floor, ashamed.
Harry: Forget it. [Steps out of the car and shuts the door behind him as he walks up to Peter] Pete!
Peter: [turning around to face Harry] Hi, Harry.
Harry: Hey, man.
"Wait. If you guys were huge best friends, what happened?" Ned asked.
"It's complicated. I hope the second one explains it," Peter-Two and Harry said at the same time.
Norman: [stepping out of the car to hand Harry his backpack] Harry! [Handing Harry his backpack] Won't you be needing this?
Harry: Thanks, Dad. [Turning around to Peter, gesturing to Norman] Peter, may I introduce my father, Norman Osborn?
"I have a feeling that this is going to buy Peter-Two in the ass," Tony said.
"You have no idea," Peter-Two replied.
[Peter shakes hands with Norman.]
Norman: I've heard so much about you.
Peter: Great honor to meet you, sir.
Norman: Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
"He is pretty much your dad, Tones," Rhodey said.
"Yeah, I know," Tony sighed, glaring at Bucky.
Bucky didn't look at him in the eyes, and instead stared at the floor.
Peter: I read all your research on nanotechnology. Really brilliant.
"Nanotechnology? That's what I use in my suits. I'm impressed," Tony said.
Norman: And you understood it?
Peter: Yes, I wrote a paper on it.
"And have a nanotech suit in another universe," Tony said.
"You have a nanotech suit?" Peter-Two asked Peter-One in amazement.
Peter-One nodded.
Norman: Impressive. Your parents must be very proud.
Peter: I live with my aunt and uncle. They are proud.
"Same problem with parents?" Peter-Three and Peter-One asked Peter-Two.
"Yep," Peter-Two said.
Teacher: [to Peter and Harry] Hey, you two! Let's move!
Peter: Nice to meet you. [Shaking his hand]
Norman: I hope to see you again.
"Well, I got a terrible feeling in my stomach that Norman will see him again," Tony said.
Peter: Yeah. [Walks away with Harry, and walking up to the campus] He doesn't seem so bad.
Harry: Yeah, not if you're a genius. I think he wants to adopt you.
"I never had that problem, fortunately," Tony said smugly.
[Peter scoffs, giggles, and chuckles amusedly.]
And that's one chapter in the books. In the next chapter, we will go over Peter being bit by the spider and Norman's issues at Osc0rp. Thanks for reading. See y'all next time.