Author's Note: Happy birthday Camie! Translations for Camie's speech are at the end.
All for One had always hated it when Yoichi gave him the silent treatment. Since a young age, he'd murdered anyone who ignored him. As his dear little brother, Yoichi had been the only exception to the rule. (Until…well…something that had been completely and utterly Kudou's fault.)
However, All for One's dear daughter had found a way to annoy him even more: by becoming incomprehensible.
"137 m3 0u7 0f h323," Camie screamed, pounding on the vault walls.
All for One felt a headache coming on. She was speaking the numbers aloud and in English. He'd believed the gyaru slang had been bad. Then Camie had discovered Leet-speak.
"Y0u2 f4c3 100k5 11k3 4 p07470," Camie spat out as All for One stepped into the vault. She even took a swing at him.
All for One easily caught her fist. Now he was back on familiar ground. Yoichi had been violently rebellious too. "My dear girl, I already told you that I'll let you out of the vault when you learn to speak like a normal person."
Camie stuck up her middle finger and said, "411 |\/|19|-|7 5|-|0(_)1[) |-|4\/3 21|*|*3[) 0|=|= 70(_)2 84115 70 5|*423 |\/|3 |=20|\/| 831|V9 802|V 45 70(_)2 [)4(_)9|-|732."
Crap, she had somehow gotten even more incomprehensible. All for One crossed his arms. "Nice try, young lady, but my vaults are impenetrable. Unless you find a spiky haired hero to rescue you and fall in love with you. That's the absolutely only way for anyone to break out of a bank vault. However, I have Nomu guarding the entire surrounding area with orders to shoot any spiky-haired people on sight."
"|)[] `/[]|_| /\/\[-/-\|\| '|'[] $/-\`/ '|'#/-\'|' /\/\`/ '|'/2|_|[- |_[]|/[- !$ /-\ $|!|`/ #/-\!/2[-|) #[-/2[]? $\|/[-[-'|'! !'/\/\ (_+[]!|\|(_+ '|'[] |3[-([]/\/\[- /-\ #[-/2[] !|\| []/2|)[-/2 '|'[] |=!|\||) |_[]|/[-. $[-[- `/[]|_| []|\| '|'#[- |3/-\'|''|'|_[-|=![-|_|)."
"What?" All for One groaned despairingly. "How is your mouth even making those sounds? Is it a quirk? I thought your quirk was illusions…wait…"
Under All for One's eyes, Camie's form wavered and vanished. She'd escaped out the vault door and left behind an illusion while he'd been distracted by her Leet-speak.
All for One grumbled, "I should have gone with my original idea for a child and cloned Yoichi."
Author's Note: There are no omakes because this entire fic is one long omake.
Leet-speak Translations, starting at level one and ending at level three:
137 m3 0u7 0f h323 = Let me out of here
y0u2 f4c3 100k5 11k3 4 p07470 = Your face looks like a potato
411 |\/|19|-|7 5|-|0(_)1[) |-|4\/3 21|*|*3[) 0|=|= 70(_)2 84115 70 5|*423 |\/|3 |=20|\/| 831|V9 802|V 45 70(_)2 [)4(_)9|-|732 = All Might should have ripped off your balls to spare me from being born as your daughter
|)[] `/[]|_| /\/\[-/-\|\| '|'[] $/-\`/ '|'#/-\'|' /\/\`/ '|'/2|_|[- |_[]|/[- !$ /-\ $|!|`/ #/-\!/2[-|) #[-/2[]? $\|/[-[-'|'! !'/\/\ (_+[]!|\|(_+ '|'[] |3[-([]/\/\[- /-\ #[-/2[] !|\| []/2|)[-/2 '|'[] |=!|\||) |_[]|/[-. $[-[- `/[]|_| []|\| '|'#[- |3/-\'|''|'|_[-|=![-|_|).= Do you mean to say that my true love is a spiky haired hero? Sweet! I'm going to become a hero in order to find love. See you on the battlefield.