Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
It has been quiet the last few days at the Riley home, but things were about to get crazy, but not in Perth, instead in Bloomington, Minnesota.
In Bloomington, a short girl with honey brown hair that reaches to her narrow shoulders and her bangs covering her eyes was walking along the streets of the city. Everyone was looking at her because of the outfit she had on, that outfit was a mushroom shaped hat, a long sleeve dress with a belt around it, and pale pink knee-high boots with tan soles and frilled shafts. The color on her hat, dress, and frilled shafts was red with white circles, like a mushroom.
The girl had this worried look on her face as she was not used to this city.
"Where is everyone?" the girl asked as she looked confused and worried.
Then, the girl sees a blank trading card with a black glow to it on the sidewalk. She then picks up the card and takes a look at it.
"Huh, this must be someone's personal project," the girl said.
Then the card disappears into the girl's hand and soon the girl could feel a slight pain in her head. A few seconds later, the pain was gone as the girl had this evil smirk on her face.
"Okay, it is time to turn this city into the ultimate spore," the girl said as she starts to walk again.
As the girl was walking, a small mushroom fungus grows out of the side of a building as this was going to be bad for the city.
Chapter 12: The Girl with the Mushroom Powers!
In the Riley home, Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, Water 7 dress, and her thigh-high heel boots) was sitting at the dining room table using her Devil Fruit powers to play with Aqua (wearing a light blue t-shirt, blue jean skirt, and blue sneakers). Robin had sprout out one arm and was moving it left and right, as Aqua follows each movement.
"So cool," Aqua said as she was sitting at the table following Robin's arm movements.
A few seconds later, Robin stops as the arm disappears and Aqua lands face first on the table.
"This is fun, it feels like when I was on the ship," Robin said as she enjoyed playing around with Aqua.
"Hey Robin, where is Dylan?" Nami (who was wearing a dark blue hoodie, brown cargo pants that goes a little past her knees, and her gladiator sandals) asked Robin as she was watching The Weather Channel in the living room.
"He is taking his shower," Robin said.
"Good, he could use some company," Lucoa said as she walked by Robin wearing only a towel around her body.
"Nothing beats sex in the shower," Robin said.
"Or maybe they are just showering together," Aqua said.
"Hey just as long as Lucoa knows what she's doing, then I won't complain," Nami said.
Lucoa soon enters Dylan's den and then she closes the door to it.
Meanwhile in Dylan's bathroom, Dylan Riley was taking a shower as he could feel the warm water all over his naked body.
"Ahhh, nothing beats taking a shower, it gives me time to think and relax," Dylan thought as the water continues to run down his body.
While Dylan was in the shower, Lucoa quietly opens the bathroom door and steps into the bathroom. Lucoa then slowly closes the door and hangs the towel on a hook, as Lucoa was naked, exposing her KK-cup breasts and her hairy pussy.
"Oh Dylan baby is going to love this," Lucoa said very quietly as she tip toes to the bathtub.
Dylan then turns around as Lucoa opens the shower curtain and steps into the tub.
"Hey Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan as she closes the curtain.
"Hey Lucoa, what are you doing here?" Dylan asked Lucoa.
"Oh I thought I could join you for a quick shower," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"It's fine with me," Dylan said.
Dylan then turns around as he was facing away from Lucoa. Lucoa then picks up the bar of soap as she wants to rub it along Dylan's body.
"Hey Dylan baby, you want me to rub this soap along your body?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Sure," Dylan said.
Lucoa then gently puts the bar of soap on Dylan's hairy chest and begins to rubs it up and down on his chest, belly, and legs. Lucoa then gently pressed her breasts up against Dylan's back as Dylan was starting to like this.
A minute later, Lucoa puts the soap away and then she wraps her arms gently around Dylan's belly. Dylan then puts his hands on top of Lucoa's hands as he had a smile on his face.
"Hey Dylan baby, can we have some fun in the shower, but no penetration?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Sure thing Lucoa," Dylan said to Lucoa as Lucoa moves her arms off Dylan's belly.
Dylan then turns around to face Lucoa and then he gently puts his hands on Lucoa's cheeks. He then leans forward and press his lips onto Lucoa's lips as they were sharing a kiss. Dylan soon close his eyes as their tongues were swirling around together slowly.
Fifty seconds later, Lucoa breaks off the kiss as she wanted to feel Dylan's hands on her body.
"Don't be afraid Dylan baby, you can touch me wherever you want," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"Okay Lucoa," Dylan said to Lucoa as he moves his hands off Lucoa's cheeks.
Dylan and Lucoa make out again as Dylan moves his hands down Lucoa's back and to her ass. He then grabs onto Lucoa's plump ass cheeks and lightly squeezes them. Dylan then fondle Lucoa's ass cheeks a bit as Lucoa moans a bit into his mouth.
A minute later, Lucoa breaks off the kiss as she notices something poking at her stomach. She moves Dylan's hands off her ass and then she sees Dylan's cock was erect to eight inches.
"I think your buddy wants to have some fun," Lucoa said to Dylan.
Lucoa then kneels in front of Dylan and gently wraps her right hand around his cock. She then slowly stroke his cock back and forth as Dylan was enjoying it.
"Ohhh that's it my dragon goddess, I could feel the pleasure inside me," Dylan moans in pleasure to Lucoa as she continues to stroke his cock.
Twenty seconds later, Lucoa stops stroking Dylan's cock and then she slides it into her mouth. Once Lucoa moves her right hand off Dylan's cock, she bops her head back and forth on Dylan's cock at a normal pace.
"Holy crap Lucoa, this is fucking good blowjob," Dylan said in pleasure to Lucoa as Lucoa continues to suck him off.
Forty seconds later, Lucoa could feel Dylan was enjoying this blowjob, so she decided to pick up the pace and suck him off at a fast pace. Dylan then puts his hands on top of Lucoa's head as he could feel the pleasure from getting sucked off like this.
"That's it Lucoa my sweet dragon goddess, you know how to suck me off," Dylan said in pleasure to Lucoa as Lucoa was still sucking him off.
A minute and fifty seconds later, Lucoa was still sucking Dylan off as she could feel his cock throbbing and twitching in her mouth as Dylan was about to reach his limit.
"I can feel he's about to let loose," Lucoa thought as she was still using her mouth to pleasure Dylan's cock.
Thirteen seconds later, Dylan couldn't hold back anymore and he finally ejaculate.
Dylan then grits his teeth as he reached his climax. He shoots out a huge load of his semen into Lucoa's mouth. Dylan then let go of Lucoa's head as Lucoa slides Dylan's cock out of her mouth as it was full of his semen. Lucoa then swallows down the semen as some of it was dripping from her bottom lip.
"Oh wow Dylan baby, your seed tastes delicious as usual," Lucoa said to Dylan as she stands on her feet.
"Thanks," Dylan said to Lucoa as Lucoa sees that Dylan's cock was still hard as a rock.
"Since you still have some stuff left in you, is there anything else you want to do?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Well there is one thing," Dylan said as he slowly walks past Lucoa and stands behind her.
Dylan then cups his hands underneath Lucoa's breasts and then he lightly squeezes them.
"It's always nice to touch your breasts Lucoa, they feel so soft," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"Don't you like to touch the other girls' breasts?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"In bed yes, but it's always fun to touch the breasts of a real life dragon," Dylan said as Lucoa giggles a little.
Dylan then places his cock in between Lucoa's thighs as it was resting on Lucoa's pussy. He then puts Lucoa's legs together as her thighs were lightly squeezing his cock.
Dylan then starts to move his cock back and forth at a normal pace, while fondling Lucoa's breasts.
"So Lucoa, do you like this?" Dylan asked Lucoa.
"Mmm Dylan baby, I do," Lucoa moans softly to Dylan as she could feel Dylan's cock rubbing along her pussy and thighs, and his hands fondling her breasts.
A minute later, Dylan was still moving his cock along Lucoa's pussy as he was ready for some more speed.
"Hey Lucoa, you want me to go faster?" Dylan asked Lucoa.
"Yes please," Lucoa said and then Dylan moves his cock back and forth at a rapid pace, while still fondling Lucoa'a breasts.
"Ohhhhh Dylan baby, I love the way you pleasure my body," Lucoa moans in pleasure to Dylan as Dylan continues to rub his cock along Lucoa's pussy and thighs.
Two minutes and fifty seconds later, Dylan was moving his cock along Lucoa's pussy and thighs as he could feel himself getting hot over this. He then sees his cock starting to throb and twitch a bit as he about to burst out another load.
Fifteen seconds later, Dylan thrust forward as he reach his limit. To contain his screams, Dylan kisses the left side of Lucoa's neck and as reached his climax. He then shoots out a big load of his semen, landing on the tub floor. The semen go downs the bathtub drain as Dylan's cock becomes flaccid after that.
Twenty seconds later, Dylan stops kissing Lucoa's neck and moves his cock off of Lucoa's pussy and thighs.
"Looks like you got everything out of you," Lucoa said to Dylan as Dylan was tired and breathing a little heavy.
"Yeah and holy crap…it was…awesome," Dylan said during his breaths as Lucoa turns to face him.
"But what do you think of it Lucoa?" Dylan asked Lucoa.
"I really enjoyed it, especially when you kiss my neck," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"Well I didn't want to scream and scare you," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"That's thoughtful of you," Lucoa said to Dylan as she grabs onto the bar of soap.
"Care to scrub me?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Sure thing," Dylan said as she grabs onto the soap and rubs it along Lucoa's naked body.
Several minutes later, Dylan and Lucoa turn off the water as they finish their shower. They step out of the shower and then they pick up towels. Lucoa then wraps her towel around her torso, while Dylan wraps his towel around his waist.
"Listen, could we do this again sometime?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Sure thing," Dylan said and then he gives Lucoa a kiss on her left cheek.
An hour later, Nami, Aqua, Robin, and Lucoa (dressed in a black long sleeve shirt, grey jeans, and her pink sneakers) were sitting down in the living room as Dylan was in his den for some private time.
"I wonder what Dylan is doing?" Nami asked.
"I'm not sure, probably watching one of those violent wrestling shows," Robin said.
"They can't be that violent," Aqua said.
"I watched one and some guy had a fish hook in his mouth," Nami said as she was referring to the time Nick Gage put a fish hook in Ciclope's mouth and reeling him in.
Then, Dylan steps out of his den (wearing his glasses, a black Kenny Omega "Bang" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) and joins the girls in the living room.
"There you are, what were you doing?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh I was playing Mario Kart 8 on the Switch, it's been a while since I played it because you have been hogging it," Dylan said to Nami.
"What can I say, I like to play it, but I like the weather even more," Nami said.
Soon, Ristarte (wearing a black t-shirt, white skirt, and her platform heels) walks down the stairs and steps into the living room.
"Hey Dylan, I like your t-shirt," Ristarte said to Dylan.
"Thanks," Dylan said to Ristarte as Nami looks at the shirt.
"What pro wrestler has that shirt?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Kenny Omega," Dylan said.
"Never heard of him," Nami said.
"Kenny Omega is part of All Elite Wrestling, he is the current AEW World Heavyweight Champion, he is part of the group known as The Elite, consisting of himself, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson, The Young Bucks, and Don Callis as the manager," Robin said as the rest of the girls and Dylan were in shock.
"What, I watched a few episodes of AEW Dynamite, it is pretty good," Robin said.
"Oh my god Robin, you are so awesome," Dylan said to Robin as Robin giggles a bit over that line.
"What is this All Elite Wrestling?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Oh it is the hottest wrestling promotion right now, I have Double or Nothing from 2020, let me show you it," Dylan said to Aqua as he was about to head into his den.
But before he could enter, Dylan hears his iPhone vibrate and pulls it out from his pocket.
"Change of plans, we got another girl in possession of a card," Dylan said as he goes to the home page and heads to the special card tracking app.
"Awesome," Nami said in an excited tone.
"I'm so excited," Aqua said.
"I can't wait, this is my first time fighting someone under a possessed card," Ristarte said.
"Where is she located?" Lucoa asked Dylan as Dylan's phone was at the map and Dylan zooms in on the location.
Dylan then sees the dot on the map and it was in Minnesota, more precisely Bloomington, Minnesota.
"It's in Bloomington, Minnesota, U.S.A.," Dylan said as he returns to the home screen and turns the screen off.
"What's in Bloomington?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Only the Mall of America," Dylan said.
"What's the Mall of America?" Ristarte asked Dylan.
"Only the largest mall in the United States, it is 4.8 million square feet, has over five hundred stores, dozens of restaurants, an amusement park, an aquarium, two mini-golf courses, and that's just scratching the surface," Dylan said.
"Holy shit," Aqua said in shock.
"That's fucking huge, even bigger than The Thousand Sunny," Nami said.
"Oh it's the size of four Thousand Sunnies, maybe even more," Dylan said to Nami.
"Okay, we should get tickets if we are going to fly there," Robin said and then she notices Dylan looking nervous as hell.
"What's the matter Dylan baby?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"I can't do airplanes," Dylan said nervously.
"Do you have a fear of flying?" Nami asked Dylan.
"No, I've been on a plane three times, and two of those times ended badly," Dylan said.
"What happened?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"On my way back from Florida with my family, our flight was leaving in the morning and I didn't have anything to eat, when we made to the airport I felt like I was about to pass out, but luckily that didn't happen. Then when I was heading back from Cuba with my family and I was not feeling well the last few days, I nearly passed out on the plane and when we landed in Toronto, but I was feeling a bit better once I got some pizza in me and fine when we got back to Ottawa," Dylan said as the girls felt bad.
"Oh Dylan," Aqua said to Dylan as she felt bad for him.
"That would get anyone to not fly again," Nami said.
"If we get tickets that leave in the afternoon and we got some food into you, would you fly?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said as this made the girls happy.
"But we got another problem," Dylan said.
"What now?" Nami asked Dylan angrily.
"Well you are all from different worlds, don't have passports, and if we get stopped in secondary at Ottawa, we are all going to prison," Dylan said to the girls.
"That's true," Robin said.
"The only way we can get to the U.S.A. without any concern is to go for the cheapest flight possible," Dylan said.
"You can't be serious," Nami said to Dylan in an annoyed tone.
"I am," Dylan said as he walks into his den to grab his iPad Pro.
Ten minutes later, Dylan was sitting down on the living room couch in between Aqua and Lucoa as he went to the Safari app. He then heads to the search engine.
"Okay, let's see if we can get some answers," Dylan said.
Dylan then types "cheapest flights from Ontario to Minnesota" on the search engine. Once he clicked search, Dylan looks through the different results.
Seven minutes later, Dylan found the result he was looking for and tapped on it.
"Perfect," Dylan said as Nami notice it.
"What is it?" Nami asked Dylan.
"I got the perfect match, there is a small airport just in Lanark that will take people anywhere," Dylan said.
"Why haven't I heard of it before and I live near Lanark," Dylan said in shock.
"Maybe because we are out in the country," Lucoa said.
"True, I mean people out of the country do some crazy things," Dylan said.
"How much are the tickets?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"The lowest is forty dollars each for something called "The Boons", must be economy but shittier," Dylan said.
"Can't you get something more fancier?" Nami asked Dylan.
"I only get two hundred five dollars a day and that barely supports six, beside the trip is going to be a lot expensive with only four going," Dylan said.
"Four?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Yeah we can't all go, we need a few of you to stay and take care of the house. So me, Nami, Aqua, and Rista will go, while Lucoa and Robin will stay here," Dylan said.
"You don't mind Robin?" Dylan asked Robin.
"I don't, beside I could use this chance to catch up with Luffy," Robin said.
"Well then go ahead, order those tickets," Ristarte said to Dylan.
"Okay," Dylan said as he was preparing to order the tickets.
Dylan then ordered the four tickets for himself and the girls and sees the flight was at 1 p.m. tomorrow, which made him happy. He then prints out the tickets as they were ready for their trip to the United States.
"I got the tickets, now girls pack your things, we leave tomorrow," Dylan said to Nami, Aqua, and Ristarte as the girls were looking forward to a trip to the states.
"I just hope that the possessed girl hasn't caused too much trouble yet," Dylan thought.
The next morning, Nami, Aqua, and Ristarte were already in the truck as Nami was honking the horn, waiting for Dylan to come.
"Dylan lets go, we don't want to miss our flight," Nami said to Dylan from the truck.
Back in the home, Dylan (wearing his glasses, a black SHLAK "Chaos" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) was carrying his bag as he was about to say goodbye to Robin and Lucoa.
"Okay I'm about to head out," Dylan said to Robin and Lucoa.
"Goodbye Robin," Dylan said to Robin as he gives her a hug as Robin returns the hug.
"Bye Dylan, I'll call you once you land," Robin said to Dylan as she breaks off the hug.
"Thank goodness that app has the ability to receive calls to my glasses," Dylan said.
"Yeah," Robin said.
"Bye Lucoa," Dylan said to Lucoa as he gives her a hug.
"Be careful Dylan baby, I want you to come back in one piece," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"I will," Dylan said as he breaks off the hug.
"I'm off," Dylan said and then he exits out of the house and hops into the truck.
Lucoa then closes the door to the house as all she could think of is Dylan's safety.
"Will he be okay?" Lucoa asked Robin.
"Oh he will be," Robin said assuring Lucoa that Dylan will be fine.
Twenty minutes later, Nami was driving herself, Dylan, Aqua, and Ristarte to the airport as they made it past Lanark.
"Are we almost there?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Almost," Dylan said.
Five minutes later, Dylan looks out the window and he sees the sign for the airport.
"There it is," Dylan said as Nami turns left and heads to the airport.
"Country Airlines, taking you there in the most redneck way possible," Dylan said as he read what was on the sign that passed.
"Wow that is a horrible tag line," Dylan said.
Soon, Nami pulls up into a parking spot and once she turns off the truck, they all get out of the truck and close the doors. They soon grab their bags and head to the airport.
Once they were inside the airport, they show their tickets at the front desk and put their main bags on the conveyor belt, soon they went through the x-rays, and they made to the customs area.
"How this is going to work?" Nami asked Dylan.
"For this particular brand, as long as you got one person who has a passport, then you can bring as many people as that person wants, even if they don't have a passport," Dylan said.
"That sounds stupid," Nami said.
"Hey this story needs to go somewhere," Dylan said as Nami was confused by that line.
They soon approach the customs desk, ready to be processed.
"Hello," Dylan said to the customs officer as he hands him his passport.
"Where are you heading to?" the officer asked Dylan.
"I'm heading to Bloomington, Minnesota, for three days and two nights, hoping to go to the Mall of America," Dylan said.
"Are these girls travelling with you?" the officer asked Dylan.
"Yes they are," Dylan said as the girls waved to the officer.
"Anything to declare, firearms, fruit, meat, prohibited materials of any kind?" the officer asked Dylan.
"No I don't have any of that," Dylan said.
"Alright then, have a good trip," the officer said to Dylan as he hands him back the passport.
"Thank you," Dylan said to the officer and then he and the girls make their way to the waiting area.
Three hours later, their flight to Bloomington was about to take off as they walk to catch their plane.
"Do you think our plane will be bad?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Nah," Dylan said as they enter the plane.
They look to see numerous delivery boxes, sports equipment, and various other supplies taking up the majority of the seats.
"I guess no one else bought seats for this flight," Aqua said as they walk to their seats.
"Yeah, probably businesses are shipping products to Bloomington to fill the seats," Dylan said.
They soon found their seats as Dylan was sitting beside Nami, while behind them was Aqua and she was sitting beside Ristarte.
"Folks will be taking off in a moment so please fasten your seatbelts," the pilot said over the intercom as everyone put on their seatbelts.
Nami then looks to see Dylan was nervous, so she holds onto Dylan's left hand gently, hoping to calm him down.
"Don't worry Dylan, I'll be here to calm your nerves," Nami said to Dylan as she rubs her left cheek against Dylan's right cheek.
"Thanks Nami," Dylan said to Nami as Nami moves her cheek off his cheek.
Soon, the plane heads to the runway and then it starts to head down it. Soon then plane starts to lift up in the air as Nami holds onto Dylan's left hand as this was calming him down a bit.
"It's almost up Dylan," Nami said to Dylan.
"This is crazy," Ristarte said feeling the plane's power.
"Who knew this world could have such powerful vehicles," Aqua said as she felt the plane's power as well.
A few minutes later, the plane was completely up in the air as the take off was completely over.
"Folks we are up in the air and you're free to move around the cabin," the pilot said over the intercom as Nami let go of Dylan's hand.
"I'm proud of you Dylan, you handle the take off very well," Nami said to Dylan.
"Thanks Nami," Dylan said to Nami as he gives her a kiss on the left cheek.
"Well since we won't land in a little bit over two hours and ten minutes, might as well relax," Dylan said as he was about to pull down the tray table.
Suddenly, the tray table crashes onto the floor, surprising Dylan.
"Well they didn't repair that," Dylan said.
"Lets see what kind of magazines we got," Dylan said as he pulled out a magazine from behind the seat in front of him.
The magazine he pulled out was a People magazine from 2002.
"This is an old People," Dylan said as he flips through the pages until he sees something he likes.
"Ooh an interview with Vincent D'Onofrio, I love him as Goren on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, it sucks he missed out for a decent chunk of the series," Dylan said.
"Oh my god, these girls have no clothes on," Aqua said in shock as she was reading a magazine.
"What magazine are you reading Aqua?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"It's called Playboy," Aqua said.
"What year is it?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"It's from 1983," Aqua said.
"Do they have hair down there?" Dylan asked Aqua quietly.
"Yes," Aqua said as Nami was looking to get some sleep.
"I'm going to rest and try not to get involved in this," Nami said to Dylan.
"Okay Nami," Dylan said to Nami as Nami puts her seat back and close her eyes.
"It would be so cool if Goren made an appearance on Law & Order: SVU, but a guy can dream," Dylan said as he continues to flip through the magazine.
Two hours and ten minutes later, they were getting close to the destination as the pilot was ready to make the announcement.
"Folks we are about to land, so return to your seats, put your seatbelts back on, and put your tray tables and seats back to the upright position," the pilot said over the intercom as Nami gets back up and puts her seat back up.
"That was a good nap," Nami said as the others put their magazines back in their spots.
"We are about to land," Dylan said.
"You want to hold my hand?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Yes please," Dylan said as he holds onto Nami's right hand tightly.
Soon, the plane starts to descend and lands on the runway as Dylan had a very tight grip on Nami's hand.
"Now don't crush my hand," Nami said to Dylan.
"I won't," Dylan said.
Soon, the plane slows down as it landed safely at the end of the runway. Dylan then let go of Nami's hand as Nami shakes her hand after that squeeze.
"We land safely," Dylan said.
"Yeah, now all we need to worry about is that girl," Nami said.
"Agree," Aqua said.
Later on, the group had gotten their bags and successfully made it past customs. They soon made it outside the Bloomington airport and made it to the rental car dealership as Dylan had finished his call with Robin.
"Okay, the rental car me and Robin ordered is somewhere around here," Dylan said.
"I think that is it," Ristarte said as she points to a car which was a black 2003 four door Ford Focus.
"Yep this is it," Dylan said as they walk towards it.
"Couldn't you ordered something bigger?" Nami asked Dylan.
"I don't have enough money to rent something bigger, this is the best we got," Dylan said to Nami as he pulls out the key he picked up from the rental car dealership.
Dylan then opens the trunk and were only able to put three bags in the trunk. The only one they couldn't put in was Dylan's bag.
"There is no room for your bag," Aqua said to Dylan as Dylan closes the trunk.
"Where are you going to put it?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"On your lap," Dylan said to Aqua.
"What," Aqua said in shock.
"It's only until we get to a motel," Dylan said to Aqua.
"At least you are useful Aqua," Ristarte said to Aqua as Aqua looked pissed.
"Yeah," Aqua said as she wanted to punch the hell out of Ristarte.
Soon, Aqua and Ristarte get in the back seat with Aqua holding Dylan's bag, while Nami gets in the driver's seat and Dylan gets in the front passenger seat.
Once they were buckled up, Nami starts up the car and they drive out of the rental car dealership.
"So where are we going to stay?" Nami asked Dylan.
"How about one of those Hilton hotels I heard about," Aqua said.
"I think we should stay at these Clarion Suites I heard about online," Ristarte said.
"We can't go to those places, too expensive," Dylan said.
"Then where?" Nami asked Dylan.
"A Motel 6?" Aqua asked.
"Nope, a local motel," Dylan said.
An hour later, they were still driving around hoping to find a local motel they could crash for a few nights. Then, Dylan sees a sign as he knows this is where they will stay.
"I found a place, turn up here Nami," Dylan said to Nami as Nami turns right into a motel.
That motel was called the Four Routes Motel and from the looks of the sign, this motel is in a major need of an upgrade. Nami then parks the car in a parking spot and turns it off.
"I'm going to get us a room," Dylan said to the girls as he exits the car and heads to the front desk.
"We are really staying here?" Aqua asked.
"I think so," Ristarte said.
"If this place is like anyplace in Detroit, Compton, or Spokane, then I would be afraid," Nami said as the other girls were intrigued to hear what Nami said.
"I was researching the states on Dylan's iPad, very informative," Nami said.
Ten minutes later, Dylan comes back to the car with motel key in hand.
"Okay I got our room, Room 9, non-smoking, two queen beds, one hundred dollars for two nights," Dylan said.
"Oh I have to see this," Nami said.
"Alright, get your bags, and we can go," Dylan said to the girls.
The girls exit the car, grab their bags, and head to their room. They soon reach the door to the room as Dylan was ready to open it.
"Here it is, room number nine," Dylan said as he puts the key in the door and unlocks it.
Once he puts the key away, Dylan turns the door and tries to open it, but it won't budge.
"Oh shit," Dylan said angrily as he was trying to get in.
"Yeah, we should have gone to the Motel 6," Ristarte said as Dylan was struggling to open the door.
Three minutes later, Dylan rams his right shoulder hard into the door as it finally opens.
"Finally," Dylan said.
"A hundred bucks, great choice," Nami said sarcastically to Dylan.
They soon enter the room and put down their bags. Once he closes the door, Dylan looks around to see it looked like a relatively clean motel room, but soon it would be wrong.
Dylan looks to the nightstand and then he opens up the drawer, he soon found mouse poop in the drawer.
"Oh god, nobody open the nightstand," Dylan said as he closes the drawer.
Nami then opens the drawers on the dresser and soon several cockroaches crawl out of it.
"Fuck, cockroaches," Nami said in a scared tone as she jumps onto one of the beds.
"This could be the fucking Headhunters of motels," Dylan said.
Aqua walks into the bathroom and feels that the sink and toilet were loose.
"These things are not bolted down," Aqua said from the bathroom.
"How many stars did this place get?" Nami asked Dylan.
"My guess, one," Dylan said as Ristarte walks into the bathroom.
Ristarte looks in the shower stall to feel the knobs were very loose and the shower head was leaking out water.
"The shower looks like shit," Ristarte said.
"At least we got a TV," Dylan said as the TV was one of those old school ones with the back end.
"Lets see what we got," Dylan said as he walks up and turns the TV on.
Soon, Dylan sees static on the screen and then he starts to turn the channels on it.
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, still nothing," Dylan said as he got nothing on the channels.
After six more tries, Dylan finally got something on the screen.
"Finally, we got something," Dylan said.
Dylan looks to see a woman in a hot nurse's uniform treating a male patient in a hospital gown.
"Say is your dick feeling funny?" the nurse asked the patient on the screen.
"I don't think so," the patient said.
"Well let's make sure it isn't broken," the nurse said as she straddles his lap.
The nurse then lifts the gown up, showing the patient's erected cock. The nurse lowers herself as the cock penetrates her pussy. Dylan soon realizes what he was watching was porn.
"Okay yep, this is porn," Dylan said and then he switches the channel.
"Okay this is better, two guys at a bar talking away, drinking beer, they are heading to a bathroom, now they are in a stall, one guy is dropping another guy's pants, and this is gay porn," Dylan said as he seeing what he was describing.
"Okay, no TV time for this trip," Dylan said as he turns off the TV.
"You should of brought your iPad," Nami said to Dylan as she sits on the bed.
"At this shithole no way, leaving it at home was a smart idea," Dylan said as Aqua and Ristarte walk out of the bathroom and sit down on the other bed.
"Then what are we going to do?" Ristarte asked Dylan.
"We are just going to relax," Dylan said to the girls.
"Can I cuddle with you?" Ristarte asked Dylan.
"Sure," Dylan said as Nami gets off the bed and onto the other bed.
Dylan then lays down on the bed and then Ristarte gets on the bed with him. She then cuddles up beside Dylan as she had lustful look on her face.
"Aren't those two cute when they're cuddling together?" Aqua asked Nami as they watch Dylan and Ristarte cuddle.
"Yeah," Nami said as she and Aqua lay down on their bed.
"I think we got some water damage," Nami said as she sees some visible water damage on the ceiling.
"It wasn't me," Aqua said as she couldn't have done it.
"Oh it's not your fault Aqua, I blame the owners of this utter shithole," Nami said to Aqua.
"I can't wait until we get our girl and leave," Nami said quietly.
A few hours later, the group was still laying around in bed as Nami and Aqua were laying down on one bed, while Dylan was cuddling with Ristarte on the other bed.
"Oh Dylan there isn't anything better than cuddling with you," Ristarte said to Dylan as Dylan pets Ristarte's blonde hair.
"Aww Rista, you sweet healing goddess," Dylan said to Ristarte.
"I got a great idea, how about we have a four way?" Aqua asked the others.
"Nope," Nami and Ristarte said.
"No thanks Aqua, I want to be ready for that girl tomorrow," Dylan said to Aqua.
Then, there was a knock on the door as Dylan sits up.
"Is that the pizza we ordered?" Nami asked Dylan as Dylan gets off the bed.
"No way, it's been seven minutes since we ordered," Dylan said as he walks over to the door.
Dylan then opens the door and standing in front of him was four guys. These weren't any guys, these guys were from one of Dylan's favorite YouTube channels.
"Hello," the main guy said to Dylan as he holding up a camera.
"Who is it Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan as she gets off the bed and walks over to him.
Nami sees Dylan looking down as he was nervous to meeting four YouTube stars in the flesh.
"Don't be shy, they won't hurt you," Nami said to Dylan.
"You won't hurt him right?" Nami asked the group.
"Don't worry, we won't bite, unless we are carrying bed bugs from one of our motel visits," the guy wearing glasses said.
After taking several breaths, Dylan was ready to introduce Nami to these men. Then, Aqua and Ristarte get off the beds and joins them.
"Okay, girls this is Dan Bell, Brennan Evangelista, Rick Serra, and Jake Williams from Bright Sun Films, these guys go around the U.S.A. visiting horrible hotel rooms and dead malls," Dylan said to the girls as they introduce them to the group.
"So you're a fan of us?" Brennan asked Dylan.
"Yes, love Another Dirty Room, it is so awesome and disgusting at the same time," Dylan said.
"These are my friends, Nami, Aqua, and Ristarte," Dylan said to the group as he introduces them to his girls.
"Just call me Rista for short," Ristarte said.
"What are you all doing here?" Nami asked the crew.
"Oh we are doing a Minnesota tour of some of the worst motels and we stumbled upon this place," Dan said.
"Is it bad?" Jake asked Dylan and his crew.
"Oh yes," Dylan said.
"Wanna see?" Dylan asked Dan and his friends.
"Sure," Dan said and then he and the others enter the room.
"We got cockroaches in the drawers, poop in the nightstand drawer, loose sink and toilet, leaking faucets, water damage on the ceiling, and the only channels we got is porn," Dylan said to Dan.
"Have you checked anything else?" Dan asked Dylan.
"Nope," Dylan said.
"Well hit the lights," Dan said to Dylan as Dylan turns off the lights.
Brennan and Rick pulled out black lights and turn them on. They go over the bed and floor and found traces of semen all over it.
"Oh god," Nami said in horror.
"That's semen," Dylan said.
"They jerked off everywhere," Brennan said.
"Or they could have sex without any condoms," Aqua said as Nami facepalm over this.
Jake then pulls out some luminal and sprays it all over the place. Soon, the bed and the walls behind them glowed as there used to be blood on them.
"Yep these walls were bloodied," Rick said as the girls were terrified over the room they were staying in.
"Either someone was shooting up horribly or this is where a suicide took place," Dylan said as Brennan turns the lights back on.
They check the bed and bedding as they were perfectly fine, which is shocking considering how shit the room was is. But there is one more thing to check, under the mattress and frame.
Brennan and Rick flip the mattresses over and they found some pee stains, blood stains, and a bag on one of the beds.
"Oh fucking god," Nami said in horror.
"What's in the bag?" Dylan asked Dan as Brennan dumps the contents onto the frame.
What was in the bag was several used needles and a baggie of what looked like crystal meth.
"That is meth," Brennan said.
"So this was used as a injecting site, fantastic," Dylan said sarcastically.
Brennan and Rick flip over the frames as they see the floor was covered in animal faeces and there was another used needle underneath.
"Great more needles," Ristarte said.
"Way to go Dylan," Aqua said to Dylan.
"Don't blame me, we don't have enough money for a fancy hotel," Dylan said to Aqua.
Afterwards, they carefully toss out the needles and meth, and then fix up the room. Then Dan and his crew make their way out of the room.
"Thanks for doing this Dan, it was so awesome," Dylan said to Dan.
"It was my pleasure," Dan said.
"By the way, how would rate this room?" Dan asked the group.
"One star," Nami, Aqua, and Ristarte said.
"I'm not sure, I won't give my score until we leave," Dylan said.
"By the way, does anyone find it weird to see four guys with cameras check into a motel room?" Nami asked Dan.
"No, did the owners find it weird to see a guy check in with three beautiful girls?" Dan asked Dylan.
"Actually I went in by myself, they sit out in the car," Dylan said.
"Okay, well have fun in Bloomington," Brennan said and then Dan's crew head to check in a room for the night.
"Bye Dan, Brennan, Rick, and Jake," Dylan said to the crew as he waves bye to them.
"That was fun," Dylan said.
"Does that Rick guy always eat soap?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Yeah but that's normal for him," Dylan said as he closes the door to the room.
Meanwhile at a tourist spot, the card possessed girl walks into the building and walks over to the counter.
"Excuse me," the girl asked the man running the counter.
"Can I help you?" The man asked the girl.
"I'm looking for a perfect place to visit," the girl said.
"Well if you want to visit something spectacular, I recommend the Mall of America, the largest mall in the U.S.A.," the man said to the girl as he shows her a poster of the mall.
"Perfect," the girl said and then she walks out of the building.
"She looked so weird," the man said and then he notices some mushrooms on the counter.
"Damn exterminators, I thought they sprayed this place," the man said angrily.
Back at the motel, it was getting late as Dylan and the girls were in their PJs as they were getting ready for bed. Aqua and Ristarte were in one bed, while Nami was waiting for Dylan in the other bed.
"Okay girls, tomorrow is the big day," Dylan said to the girls as he walks over to the bed.
"So what is your plan again?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"We get up early at seven a.m., leave for breakfast, find where this girl is located, fight her, get the card out of her, and leave the day after that," Dylan said as he gets on the bed and under the covers.
"Good, I don't want to stay in this hellhole for any longer," Nami said as Dylan takes off his glasses and puts it on the nightstand.
"Alright, goodnight Nami, goodnight Aqua, goodnight Rista," Dylan said to the girls.
"Goodnight," Nami, Aqua, and Ristarte said and then Dylan turns off the light and they fall asleep.
A few minutes later, Nami cuddles up next to Dylan and then Dylan holds her in his arms.
Later on at around 3:10 a.m., Dylan and the girls hear something going on outside as they wake up.
"Yo man, you got the money?" One man asked someone outside the room.
"I do, I do," the other man said.
"What's going on?" Aqua asked quietly.
"Shhhh," Dylan said quietly as they continue to listen on,
"Yo this is it, are you fucking stiffing me dude?" The main guy asked the other guy angrily outside the room.
"No man, it's all right there," the other guy said to the main guy.
"Your fucking lying man, you are not getting any rocks with this bullshit you pulled," the main guy said as Dylan knew this was a drug deal gone bad.
"No man I'm not," the other guy said.
"Here's what I do to liars," the drug dealer said angrily.
Then, they hear six bullets go off as Dylan and the girls listen to a fucking murder happening.
"Don't do anything, let's just go back to sleep before police suspect us," Dylan said to the girls quietly as they go back to sleep.
The next morning, everyone was up as they were getting ready to head out. Dylan (wearing his glasses, GCW Tournament of Survival 4 t-shirt, special fingerless glove, blue jeans, and sneakers) was sitting down on the bed as he and Nami were ready, while Ristarte was in the shower and Aqua (wearing her usual battle outfit) was brushing her teeth.
"So Dylan, do you like this outfit?" Nami asked Dylan as she had on the famed Steven Universe salmon star t-shirt, blue jeans, and pink flip flops.
"Yeah a lot," Dylan said as Nami sits down beside him.
"Thanks for giving me this shirt," Nami said to Dylan.
"No problem," Dylan said.
"I can't believe we heard a shooting last night," Nami said as this terrified her.
"Yeah," Dylan said as Nami couldn't believe Dylan's calm tone.
"How could you be so calm over this?" Nami asked Dylan in shock.
"I guess watching true crime shows and shows like Criminal Minds and Law & Order, it sort of numbs me," Dylan said.
"I feel like you're going to murder us in our sleep," Nami said to Dylan.
"I may like those things, but I would never hurt anyone of you," Dylan said to the girls.
"Aww," Nami said and then she gives Dylan a soft hug.
"EEEEK, THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE SHOWER," Ristarte shouts in horror as a mouse runs out of the shower.
Then, the mouse runs out of the bathroom and across the bed, which cause Nami to break off the hug and jumps onto the bed in fear. The mouse then scurries out of the room as Nami was in pure fear.
"God I hate this fucking motel," Nami said in horror.
Thirty-five minutes later, Dylan and the girls were ready and left the motel, soon they decide to go to a Waffle House for some breakfast. They were eating away as Dylan was thinking about something.
"Where do you think this girl is located?" Dylan asked the girls.
"I'm not sure," Ristarte (who was wearing her usual white dress and platform heels) said.
"I think we will find our answer soon enough," Aqua said.
"Don't be ridiculous Aqua, it's not like the answer will come to us somehow," Nami said to Aqua.
Soon, Dylan could hear something important on the radio.
"Excuse me, can someone turn up the radio?" Dylan asked anyone working here.
Soon, a waiter turns up the radio as they could hear the audio very clear.
"Oh my god, you won't believe what is happening to the Mall of America, this is crazy, I have never seen this before in my entire life," someone said on the radio as Dylan and the girls had found their answer.
"Huh," Nami said.
"Told you," Aqua said to Nami in a bragging tone.
"Okay, we will finish up breakfast and then we'll head to the Mall of America," Dylan said to the girls.
"Alright," Ristarte said as they finish up their breakfast.
Once they finish up their breakfast and Dylan pays for it, they hop back into the car and drive to the mall.
"I hope no one is injured," Aqua said in a nervous tone.
"I doubt it, it's early enough that the mall won't be open yet," Dylan said as Nami continues to drive them to the mall.
Fifty minutes later, they made it to the Mall of America as they park it in one of the many empty parking spots.
"Okay, we got to hurry and get the girl," Dylan said to the girls as they exit the car and close the door.
Soon they get a sight of the Mall of America and they couldn't believe at what they are seeing.
"Oh my god," Dylan said in shock over the sight.
To be continued…
Yep they are going to be in for a big surprise over what happened to the largest mall in the U.S.A. I hope you enjoyed this long chapter, featuring a hot shower scene and an appearance from Dan Bell and his crew, check out his YouTube channel (This is Dan Bell.) if you want to see dirty hotel rooms and dead malls.
Anyway, next chapter they will see what has happened to the mall, so don't miss it.