Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 27: Mall Time
Two days after their trip to the beach, the girls wanted Dylan to come with them to a mall in Ottawa to do some shopping. Dylan didn't feel like going with them, but they convince him that they would let him go to any store he want and that it was going to be fun. After some thinking, he decided to join them on the shopping day.
Dylan found a place for them all to go and it was Place D'Orleans, a mall that was outside of Ottawa.
Soon, Dylan and the girls made it to Place D'Orleans as Dylan decide to let the girls go to the stores they want first and then he would choose which places he want to go to.
Over in Cleopatra's Secrets, Dylan Riley (wearing his glasses, a black Hardcore Hustle Organization "War Ready" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) was in there with Nami (wearing her blue t-shirt, black skirt, and gladiator sandals), Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, purple long sleeve dress that goes down to her mid-thighs, black stockings, and black knee-high boots), Aqua (wearing a blue tank top, black biker shorts, and blue ankle-length boots), Ristarte (wearing her black hoodie, white jeans with a black belt, and black sneakers with yellow laces), and Bellemere (wearing a dark blue polo shirt, grey jeans, and red sneakers). Dylan was looking down as he was embarrassed to be in a lingerie store.
"I can't believe I'm doing it," Dylan said as he was looking down.
"I went from going into Sunrise Records, Spencer's, Hot Topic, EB Games, and Chapters to a lingerie store," Dylan said as he was trying to avoid looking at the selection.
Meanwhile on a bench in the mall, Lucoa (wearing her pink cap, black sweater, blue jeans, and pink sneakers), Kinoko Komori (wearing a white short sleeve dress with red spots on it that goes to her knees, knee-high socks, and red sneakers), Botan (wearing a blue hoodie with five yellow stars on the front of it, yellow shorts that goes down to her mid-thighs, and blue sneakers), and Nefertari Vivi (with her hair down, wearing a black t-shirt with three white Xs on the front of it, blue jeans that goes an inch past her knees, and white ankle-length heel boots) were watching Dylan and the girls in the store.
"Dylan baby looks like he doesn't want to be here," Lucoa said.
"A guy in a lingerie store, either he would love it or in Dylan's case, he doesn't want to be in it," Botan said.
"Dylan looks so uncomfortable," Vivi said.
"Why aren't you three in there?" Kinoko asked Lucoa, Botan, and Vivi.
"There isn't anything that fits me, I had to ask Dylan baby to special order lingerie for me," Lucoa said.
"I can tell," Kinoko said to Lucoa as she looks at Lucoa's chest.
"I'm not in the mood to buy lingerie, the ones I had are perfectly fine," Botan said.
"What about you Vivi, I thought being a princess means you look for the fanciest things to wear?" Kinoko asked Vivi.
"Even though I would love to buy some fancy underwear, I'm fine with the ones I have," Vivi said.
"What about you Kinoko?" Botan asked Kinoko.
"I'm not into lace or silk, I prefer the normal kind of underwear," Kinoko said.
"Really Kinoko, I thought you would get something to entice Dylan's sex drive," Lucoa said to Kinoko.
"Nah, I have ways to get Dylan a hard on," Kinoko said as she had a small smile on her face.
Then, some guys walk by the girls as they were too focused on Lucoa's breasts. One guy didn't pay attention as he ends bumping into this muscular looking guy. The muscular man ends up punching the guy in the face, knocking him out.
"Ouch," Vivi said.
"That's going to hurt," Botan said.
"It's not as bad as what happened to the other guys that past by," Lucoa said.
"What other guys?" Kinoko asked Lucoa.
Lucoa then points over to two guys that end up landing in a mall trash can.
"Oh those guys," Kinoko said.
"I guess my charms gets the guys looking, even though I'm part of this harem," Lucoa said.
"Yeah, charms," Botan said as she looks at Lucoa's breasts.
"Maybe I should give Dylan baby a wave," Lucoa said.
"Hey Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan as she waves to him.
Dylan looks up to see Lucoa waving at him and then Dylan waves back in a shy way.
"Aw, Dylan baby is cute when he's shy," Lucoa said as she stops waving.
"Yeah his shyness makes him special," Kinoko said.
Back in the store, Dylan sits on a bench and pulls out his iPhone from his front left jean pocket.
"Since I'm going to be here, might as well have fun," Dylan said as he goes to the home page on his phone.
Dylan then looks down at his phone to see that there was no signal at all.
"Great, to quote Sheldon Cooper, 'son of a biscuit'," Dylan said as he puts his phone on sleep mode and puts it back in his pocket.
Bellemere then walks over to Dylan and then she sits next to him.
"So Dylan, how do you feel?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"How do I feel about being in a store with lingerie, I don't feel great," Dylan said as Bellemere laughs a little.
"Well at least you are in here," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"I need to ask, what go you into Deathmatch wrestling?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Well I got into Deathmatch wrestling when I saw clips of it on World's Most Amazing Videos, I remember seeing footage of CZW with 'Sick' Nick Mondo vs. J.C. Bailey and seeing them use fluorescent light tubes and I loved it, especially seeing them bleed," Dylan said.
"You sure like blood," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"Well I like things bloody and gory," Dylan said.
"After that, I found footage of Deathmatch wrestling tournaments on YouTube and I was entranced by it, soon I started to order DVDs of these tournaments," Dylan said.
"You do have a lot of DVDs," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"I bought them all with my own money," Dylan said.
"Impressive," Bellemere said and then she gives Dylan a fist bump.
"I was going to order more, but Nami and Robin showed up, so I put it on hold," Dylan said.
"Do you think you will get more shows?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Once I got some money for me to splurge on, then yes," Dylan said.
"Well I can't wait to watch more," Bellemere said as this surprised Dylan.
"I think this is the first time a girl said that she can't wait to watch more Deathmatch wrestling," Dylan said as Bellemere laughs a bit.
"You're alright Dylan, you're alright," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"You craving some smokes?" Dylan asked Bellemere.
"Hell yes, I can't wait to get the hell out of the mall," Bellemere said as Dylan laughs a little.
Meanwhile in the store, Aqua and Ristarte were looking at some bikinis.
"Hey Rista, what do you think?" Aqua asked Ristarte as she holds up a light blue bikini with a blue skirt included.
"Well it suits your status as water goddess, a useless water goddess," Ristarte said to Aqua as the last part was said very quietly.
"What was that?" Aqua asked Ristarte.
"Oh nothing," Ristarte said as she looks at the swimsuits.
"Is there anything Dylan likes?" Ristarte asked Aqua.
"Well anything that's black or that has skulls on it, that's pretty much him in a nutshell," Aqua said.
"That's going to be hard, I don't think they would sell swimsuits like that," Ristarte said.
"I don't care what Dylan likes, I think he would like anything you have on," Aqua said to Ristarte.
"Yeah he loved all the swimsuits we had on when we were at the beach," Ristarte said.
"That's true," Aqua said as she and Ristarte continue to look at the swimsuits.
Meanwhile in separate dressing rooms, Nami and Robin were trying on some fancy lingerie they where looking to buy.
"So Miss Navigator, how does the lingerie feel on you?" Robin asked Nami.
"It feels great, the bra I'm wearing is so comfortable," Nami said.
"What about you Robin?" Nami asked Robin.
"I love the bra and panties, they fit my curves perfectly and shows enough of my ass to get Dylan hard," Robin said.
"Oh I think the way we touch him gets him hard," Nami said to Robin.
"There are several ways to get him hard," Robin said as Nami giggles a little.
"That's true," Nami said.
"It's unique that's Dylan is more into hair than breasts or ass," Nami said.
"Yeah all guys have a thing they like in girls, some likes breasts, some like asses, and some like Dylan like hair," Robin said.
"Just as long as Dylan is his quiet, kind, and gentle self, then I'm happy," Nami said.
"How does it feel living in that house with everyone so far?" Robin asked Nami.
"It can be a little crowded, but I'm liking it, everyone is so unique and it doesn't feel to dull in the house," Nami said.
"You are also liking it because of your mom," Robin said to Nami.
"Yeah having Bellemere live there as well also makes me happy," Nami said.
"That's good to hear," Robin said.
Later on, Nami and Robin finish trying on lingerie as they changed back into their regular outfits.
Ten minutes later, Dylan, Bellemere, Nami, Robin, Aqua, and Ristarte walk out of the store with bags in Dylan's hands, as Lucoa, Kinoko, Botan, and Vivi stand off the bench.
"So you guys are done?" Botan asked the group.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Thank god," Dylan said as he didn't want to be in there for another minute.
"So what did you get?" Kinoko asked the group.
"Me and Robin got some pretty nice lingerie," Nami said.
"While me and Rista got some new swimsuits," Aqua said.
"And I was the one to buy it for them, that is going to be awkward on my Visa bill," Dylan said as the girls giggled a bit.
"Come on, let's find another store," Nami said as she, Dylan, and the other girls start to walk around the mall a bit.
After five minutes of walking, the girls notice one store they wanted to go into called Northern Reflections.
"You girls want to go in there?" Dylan asked the girls.
"Yes," Aqua said.
"Okay, but we can't all go in there, a few of you should stay out," Dylan said to the girls.
"Me and the water goddess can stay behind, we need to watch the things we got," Robin said as Aqua looked disappointed.
"Aww," Aqua said in disappointment.
"Good," Dylan said as he hands Robin the bags.
Robin and Aqua then sit on a bench as Dylan and the other girls enter Northern Reflections.
The girls were looking around the store as Nami and Lucoa were looking at the shirts.
"It sucks that none of these shirts could fit me," Lucoa said.
"It must be hard to find a top that could cover your enormous bust," Nami said to Lucoa.
"Oh it is, this sweater was one that my Shouta baby had to specially ordered," Lucoa said as she and Nami look at the shirts.
Over in a different part of the store, Botan was looking at the pajamas with Kinoko.
"So Kinoko, do any of these PJs look good to you?" Botan asked Kinoko.
"I don't know," Kinoko said.
"Yeah, I love the feetie pajamas and nothing could be better than that," Botan said.
"I love my nightgown as well, I'm not sure if I could pick some pajamas I would like," Kinoko said.
"I agree," Botan said as they continue to look at the pajamas.
Over in a different part of the store, Dylan and Vivi were looking at the pants as Vivi wanted to talk to him a bit.
"Dylan I need to know something, what got you into watching these true crime shows?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"It started when I was eight or nine, I used to watch COPS and then afterwards I watch America's Most Wanted," Dylan said.
"So this America's Most Wanted, it's about wanted criminals in the United States?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"Yeah they showcase people wanted around the U.S.A. ranging from kidnapping to murder," Dylan said as Vivi could feel a chill from what Dylan is saying.
"Is it still on?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"It got cancelled in 2012 and it got revived just this year and their capture count is a bit off," Dylan said.
"How?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"One of the fugitives that was caught but they don't count is Yaser Said, who was on the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted list," Dylan said.
"What did he do?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"He killed his two daughters because they didn't follow the Islamic culture," Dylan said as Vivi was terrified.
"Oh shit," Vivi said in shock.
"Yeah he was on the run for twelve years until he was finally captured and I heard if he's found guilty, he could be sentenced to death," Dylan said.
"Good riddance," Vivi said as she was looking at the jeans.
"I agree," Dylan said.
"Later on in my teenage years I saw some other true crime shows that caught my interest like Fear Thy Neighbor, Forensic Files, Vengeance series, Sex and Murder, and Lies, Crimes, and Video. But my personal favorites are Deadly Women, Killer Kids, and Very Scary People," Dylan said.
"I tried watching an episode of Very Scary People, but I vomited when I heard what he did to his mother," Vivi said.
"What episode was that?" Dylan asked Vivi.
"Edmund Kempur I think it was," Vivi said.
"The Co-Ed Killer, yeah what he did makes you want to have a cold shower," Dylan said to Vivi.
"You're so unique Dylan, the stuff you watch makes me feel like you are going to become a killer, but yet you are so gentle and quiet," Vivi said to Dylan.
"Well I'm not one to hurt anyone, I may like the dark criminal stuff, but I'm not the kind of person to kill someone," Dylan said.
"And I like you just the way you are," Vivi said to Dylan and then she gives him a kiss on his right cheek.
"Anything you like?" Dylan asked Vivi.
"Not yet," Vivi said.
"Take your time," Dylan said to Vivi.
Forty minutes later, Dylan and the girls exit the store with no bags with them. Then, Robin and Aqua get up and Robin hands Dylan the bags.
"Couldn't find anything?" Robin asked the group.
"Nope," Dylan said.
"It's hard to find something cute to cover my chest," Lucoa said.
"That's a shame," Aqua said.
"Come on, I heard this Hudson's Bay Company sounds good," Robin said to the group as they head to Hudson's Bay.
A few minutes later, they all enter Hudson's Bay as Dylan decided the girls can go anywhere in the store just as long as they meet up back at the entrance, while Dylan stays with Kinoko.
Over in the shoe department, Dylan and Kinoko were looking at the women's shoes as Dylan holds the bags.
"Feeling okay carrying those bags Dylan?" Kinoko asked Dylan.
"I am," Dylan said.
"I heard you like video games, what kind of games do you like?" Kinoko asked Dylan.
"Mainly racing, fighting, and shooting games," Dylan said.
"What systems did you own or used to own?" Kinoko asked Dylan.
"I had a Nintendo 64, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Gameboy, Nintendo Gameboy Advance, Nintendo DS, Xbox, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 2. I currently have a Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 3, and PlayStation 4," Dylan said as Kinoko couldn't believe it.
"Wow," Kinoko said in shock.
"I mainly play on the Nintendo Switch, I got the original PlayStation 4 but it makes a beeping noise and ejects discs a lot because of the way it is set up," Dylan said.
"So you don't play it that much," Kinoko said to Dylan.
"Exactly," Dylan said.
"What are your favorite games?" Kinoko asked Dylan.
"I love Super Smash Bros, Motorstorm, Ratchet & Clank, Kingdom Hearts, Mario Kart, Grand Theft Auto, God of War, and Mortal Kombat," Dylan said.
"Mortal Kombat, is that the gory fighting game?" Kinoko asked Dylan.
"Yes and it is awesome, especially when you are able to press the buttons to hit the fatality, they are so cool, spines pulled out, heads come off, skeletons ripped out of their bodies, seriously the next generation consoles makes them realistic," Dylan said as Kinoko was absolutely terrified to hear what Dylan said.
Dylan looks over to see Kinoko was terrified as he knew he made her upset. He then wraps his arms around her waist and gives Kinoko a kiss on the head.
"Don't be worried Kinoko, I would never hurt anyone of you girls," Dylan said to Kinoko.
"That's why we like you Dylan, you wouldn't hurt a fly," Kinoko said to Dylan.
"Go on, see if there is anything you want," Dylan said to Kinoko as Kinoko looks at the shoes.
Fifty minutes later, Dylan and the girls exit Hudson's Bay as they got a few things. Kinoko got a new pair of red and yellow sneakers, while Vivi got a new black jacket.
"Do the shoes look good Kinoko?" Nami asked Kinoko.
"Oh they look great," Kinoko said.
"I like my new jacket, it looks cool and it feels amazing," Vivi said.
"So where do you girls want to go now?" Dylan asked the girls.
"Well there is a place that sells soaps that looks nice," Botan said.
"Oh you mean Bath & Body Works," Dylan said to Botan.
"Yes," Botan said.
"Alright, let's go," Dylan said to the girls and then they head off to Bath and Body Works.
A few minutes later, they reach Bath and Body Works. Because of the size of the store, several girls had to sit out so Bellemere, Nami, Kinoko, and Ristarte chose to sit out. Then, Dylan, Robin, Lucoa, Aqua, Botan, and Vivi enter Bath and Body Works.
"Now girls, if you get any hand soaps make sure they don't have a strong smell," Dylan said to the girls.
"We know Dylan, your nose picks up on a strong smell," Robin said to Dylan as the girls look around in the store.
Dylan then walk over to Lucoa and looks at the soaps with her.
"So Dylan baby, are you looking for any kind of body gel or bars of soap?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"No, I can't handle the scent, that's why I prefer the non-scented Dove soap bars," Dylan said.
"What about hand soaps?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"I like ones that don't have a strong smell to it, mainly vanilla," Dylan said as Lucoa picks up a bottle of vanilla scented hand soap.
"Is this the one you are talking about?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Yes that's the one," Dylan said as Lucoa hands him the bottle.
"Well I do need another bottle, so I guess I could buy it," Dylan said as the pair look around in the store.
Meanwhile, the other girls were sitting on the bench, guarding the bags they have.
"I have to know, what was the hardest battle so far?" Bellemere asked the girls.
"Well the battle with Botan was the hardest in my opinion," Nami said.
"Considering I went through a window," Ristarte said.
"And I got slammed into a wall, I agree with that statement," Kinoko said.
"What was the easiest battle?" Bellemere asked the girls.
"Definitely Aqua, she was useless," Nami said.
"I heard that," Aqua said from inside the store.
"You know it is true," Nami said angrily to Aqua.
"It's so different being here than in Cocoyashi Village," Bellemere said.
"You'll get used to it," Nami said to Bellemere.
"Maybe I should get a Twitter or Facebook account, it seems it is popular here," Bellemere said.
"I would be careful, social media is super toxic and they can post some very hurtful things," Kinoko said to Bellemere.
"Never mind," Bellemere said.
"Do you girls think Dylan's idea of his perfect home is a bit insane?" Botan asked the girls.
"A little," Ristarte said.
"He's a bit picky," Kinoko said.
"He's probably watched too many of those YouTube videos on those multimillion dollar mansions," Bellemere said.
"He has a good idea, but it's way too out there," Nami said as the other girls look at her.
"Me and him watched My Lottery Dream Home and I think that is where the idea came from," Nami said.
"You and him watched that show," Botan said to Nami.
"Yeah it's cool, the houses look amazing and are worth so much money, not to mention the host is awesome," Nami said as she had the money look in her eyes.
"Maybe I should watch the show," Bellemere said.
"You need to Bellemere, it's so awesome," Nami said to Bellemere.
Thirty-five minutes later, Dylan and the other girls exit Bath and Body Works with two bags in his hands.
"So did you all get some things?" Nami asked the group as she and the others get off the bench.
"Yeah, we gone some body gel, bar of soaps, and for myself, a few hand soaps for the bathroom," Dylan said.
"Nice," Bellemere said as she hands Dylan the other bags as Dylan was trying so hard to carry everything.
"Hey Dylan, can one of us take a bag?" Ristarte asked Dylan.
"Yes please," Dylan said as Kinoko grabs onto one of the bags.
"I'll help, I don't mind," Kinoko said.
"So is there any other place you all want to go?" Dylan asked the girls.
"Well there is a place called Stokes," Bellemere said.
"Okay we'll do it," Dylan said as this surprised the girls.
"Really?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Yeah, come on let's head over there," Dylan said to the girls as they head over to Stokes.
Four minutes later, they reach Stokes as Lucoa, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko, and Botan decide to stay on the bench while Nami, Robin, Vivi, and Bellemere go into the store.
In the store, Nami and Robin were looking at the flatware sets, Vivi was looking at the small kitchen appliances, and Dylan and Bellemere were looking at the bar glasses and bar accessories.
"Hey Dylan, even though you are at the age to drink alcohol, you don't drink it," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"I don't," Dylan said.
"Then why are we looking at this?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Well I like all these bar tools and glasses," Dylan said.
"Is it because of that Bar Rescue show you watch?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Yes it is," Dylan said.
"I watched that show and all that guy does is yell at the owners," Bellemere said.
"Hey Jon Taffer is at his best when he is yelling at the bar owners because the owners are idiots or in some cases they are jerks," Dylan said.
"They can't be that bad," Bellemere said.
"Oh yeah, there is 'Smiling' Ed of The Dugout, Dave of Black Light District Rock & Roll Lounge, Steve of Headhunters, and Matt and Karen of O'Face," Dylan said.
"O'Face," Bellemere said as she couldn't believe how stupid the name was.
"Yeah, that was the first bar Jon walked out of, he didn't rescue it, mainly because the husband is a raving lunatic, the wife is an alcoholic, and the manager is a violent psycho," Dylan said.
"Where is the bar located?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Council Bluffs, Iowa," Dylan said.
"Remind me never to go there," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"Don't worry, I'm not going there," Dylan said to Bellemere as Bellemere laughs a little.
"Are you going to buy any of these tools?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Nope, I already got a mixology set at home, plus I want to make sure there is enough room for everything in the truck," Dylan said.
"Gotcha," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"But it is neat to look at," Bellemere said.
"I agree with you on that Bellemere," Dylan said to Bellemere.
Outside of Stokes, the other girls were watching on.
"Am I the only one that is creeped out by that satanic skull that Dylan has in his den?" Aqua asked the other girls as they agree with her.
"Yeah seeing it gives me the creeps," Ristarte said.
"The skull is like something a punk would have," Lucoa said.
"Dylan is such an enigma, he likes dark and creepy things, but still likes cartoons and cutesy things," Botan said.
"I don't care, just as long as he loves all of us, it's fine with me," Kinoko said.
Then, they see Dylan and the other girls leaving the store as they didn't have any bags with them.
"So, you five didn't get anything?" Aqua asked the group.
"Nope," Dylan said.
"Dylan's home has enough dinner and silverware that it would be too much for the drawers and cabinets," Nami said.
"Yeah same with the appliances," Vivi said.
"How about we get lunch and then afterwards, we go to the stores that Dylan wants to go to," Botan said.
"Sounds like a plan," Dylan said and the group head over to the food court.
Over in the food court, the girls were eating away at the food they got from the food court, while Dylan was sitting at a table, looking after the bags.
"Are you going to eat Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan.
"No thanks I'm good, someone has to look after the bags," Dylan said to Nami.
"Alright," Nami said as she continues to eat.
After a little over thirty minutes, the girls finished up their lunch as they and Dylan continue on their shopping trip.
"Alright Dylan, where do you want to go?" Nami asked Dylan.
"I know where," Dylan said.
Later on, the girls were waiting on a bench as Dylan was looking around in EB Games by himself, due to the small size of the store.
"I knew this would be one of the stores he would go into," Robin said.
"He does love his video games," Ristarte said.
"I just don't want him to pick up something too violent, seeing that much blood is very nauseating," Aqua said.
Then, a group of guys walk over to the girls and the leader was eyeing Nami.
"Hey babe, want to have some fun with a real man," the guy said to Nami.
Bellemere then gets off the bench and gave these intense glares to the group of guys.
"If you care about your spines, I would run before I break them," Bellemere said to the group in a threatening tone and then the guys run away in fear.
"Well I'm not going to mess with you Bellemere," Kinoko said to Bellemere.
"Yeah, she is a bit protective of me," Nami said as Bellemere sits back down on the bench.
"You are part of this harem and I'm not going to let some random guy lays his hands on you," Bellemere said to Nami.
Fifteen minutes later, Dylan exits EB Games without a bag as he walks over to the bench.
"You girls okay, I saw some guys near you?" Dylan asked the girls.
"We are fine Dylan," Botan said to Dylan.
"Nothing peaks your interest?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"Nope, the good games don't come out for another four months," Dylan said.
"Any other store you want to head to?" Nami asked Dylan.
"I know a few," Dylan said.
First, Dylan went to Purdys Chocolatier to look around, but he didn't find the particular kind of chocolate to snack on.
Later on, Dylan and Robin went into Indigospirit while the other girls sat on the bench. The pair were looking at some books when Robin wanted to talk to Dylan.
"Hey Dylan, can I ask you something?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Go ahead Robin," Dylan said to Robin.
"I looked on YouTube and I saw some videos you like, my question is what got you into liking commercials and public service announcements?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Well I got into PSAs after seeing a cool one from The Real Cost, basically it was a modern take on The Three Little Pigs with the Big Bad Wolf can't blow down the house because his lungs were damaged from smoking," Dylan said.
"So after that, you try to find more," Robin said to Dylan.
"Yeah I was trying to find the PSAs, but then I got into watching PSA countdowns and compilations," Dylan said.
"What kind of these public service announcements do you like?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Mainly the scary ones, I'm used to watching horror movies and other scary shit, so they are tame in my eyes," Dylan said.
"As for commercials, I got to say it started when I watched Nostalgia Critic's commercial specials, they were so funny," Dylan said.
"Don't people hate commercials?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yeah but mostly hate modern commercials, classic commercials are awesome, especially for their creativity," Dylan said.
"Soon after I got into watching Chadtronic's Cursed Commercials videos and then I start to watch Daves Archives commercial compilations and 80sCommercialVault commercial compilations, it sort of brings back the nostalgia," Dylan said.
"You have some unique tastes Dylan," Robin said to Dylan.
"Well I'm a more unique individual," Dylan said.
Twenty-five minutes later, Dylan and Robin walk out of the store as Dylan was carrying a bag.
"So what did you two get?" Nami asked Dylan and Robin.
Robin then pulls out a book from the bag, the book was The Ice Man: Confessions of a Mafia Contract Killer.
"Is that a book about a serial killer?" Aqua asked in a scared tone.
"Nope, it's a book about a dangerous hitman," Robin said.
"Really Robin?" Vivi asked Robin.
"What, nothing entices me more than murder," Robin said as she puts the book back in the bag.
"Okay Dylan, please tell me you got something more sane?" Nami asked Dylan.
Dylan then pulls out the book from the bag and it was called My Friend Dahmer.
"My Friend Dahmer, is this another book about a serial killer?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said as the girls were groaning a bit.
"Oh come on," Ristarte complained.
"Come on, you know I love true crime," Dylan said to the girls.
"Yeah and we get nightmares because of it," Nami said.
"I'm still having nightmares about that Butcher Baker from Alaska," Aqua said.
"Hey you girls may not like it, but I love true crime stuff," Dylan said to the girls.
"Well there is one more store I want to go to," Dylan said.
"Alright lead the way," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan puts his book back in the bag.
Soon, Dylan and the girls walk some more as they were heading to the store Dylan wanted to go to.
Ten minutes later, the girls were waiting on the bench, keeping an eye on the bags while Dylan was looking through Sunrise Records.
"What is this place?" Nami asked.
"Does it sell records?" Kinoko asked.
"Actually it sells music records, movies, various pop culture figurines, and other assorted things," Robin said.
"He must love this store," Bellemere said.
"Yeah, he told me he gets a lot of his movies from this store," Robin said.
"What about the wrestling shows he has?" Botan asked Robin.
"He usually gets them at the indie shows he goes to or orders them online," Robin said.
"What about the WWE and AEW shows?" Nami asked Robin.
"Those are orders from online as well," Robin said.
"I'm pretty sure he's going to get some sort of wrestling show," Vivi said.
"My guess, a horror movie," Nami said.
"Or maybe he's not going to get anything," Lucoa said.
A half an hour later, Dylan exits Sunrise Records as he had a bag in his hands.
"So it looks like you got something," Lucoa said.
"Yes, this was a movie I always wanted to get," Dylan said.
Dylan then pulls out of the bag a Blu-Ray/DVD combo pack of the Stanley Kubrick horror classic, The Shining.
"The Shining, what is it?" Ristarte asked.
"It's a horror film," Robin said as the girls groan a little over Dylan's purchase.
"Hey, this film is a must see horror film, especially for Jack Nicholson's performance, seriously it is amazing," Dylan said as he puts the movie away.
"Have you seen it before?" Kinoko asked Dylan.
"Yes it was on AMC and I had to watch it," Dylan said.
"Well I think we have seen everything, let's go home," Dylan said to the girls.
Soon the girls get off the bench and the group exit the mall.
Once they all get in the truck, Bellemere puts a cigarette between her lips and lights it up.
"Really Bellemere, you couldn't light it up after we left," Dylan said to Bellemere as they were still in the parking lot.
"What, I have been in that mall for hours and I desperately crave a cigarette," Bellemere said and then she inhales a bit.
Robin then rolls down all the windows (after the truck was turned on) as they head back home.
An hour and forty minutes later, they made it back home as the girls were looking through the stuff they got in the living room.
"What a perfect shopping day," Botan said.
"Yeah, it's always nice to head to the mall and hang out a bit," Nami said.
"That was your first time hanging out at a mall," Kinoko said to Nami.
"I know," Nami said as Dylan sits at the dining room table.
"Finally that was a long day," Dylan said as Robin approaches him.
"It was nice of you to come with us," Robin said to Dylan.
"Even though most of you are powerful, someone needed to pay for the things you want," Dylan said to the girls as Robin giggles a little.
"For hanging out with us, how about we cook you some eggs and turkey bacon," Robin said to Dylan.
"With some home fries and toast?" Dylan asked Robin.
"You got it," Robin said to Dylan and then she gives him a kiss on top of his head.
"Hey Robin, do you need any help?" Dylan asked Robin as she makes her way to the kitchen.
"No thanks Dylan, I picked things up from being with Mister Cook for awhile," Robin said to Dylan.
"I'm pretty sure that some girl is going to be under the influence of a card tomorrow, but now it is time to relax," Dylan thought after a long day at the mall.
Nothing is better than a trip to a mall, well except when the trip involves numerous girls and their master, but it is still fun nonetheless.
Anyway we got another chapter coming soon and this time we got the seventh girl under control of a card appearing, so stay tuned.