Canadian DxR

Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.

Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.

Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.


Chapter 52: Power of an Amazon


Dylan Riley and the girls were looking over at Shampoo as Shampoo was cracking her neck a bit, looking determined.

Dylan then taps the right temple of his glasses as it scans Shampoo. Four seconds later, the scan was complete.

"So this girl is named Shampoo?" Nami asked Dylan.

"Yes that is her name," Dylan said as Ristarte snicker a bit.

"That's a stupid name, is her friend Cologne," Ristarte said as she tried to control her snickering.

"Rista, her name is for real and beside if we want to get that card out, we have to defeat her," Dylan said to Ristarte.

"What's your plan Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan.

"Do you want Juvia to use water whip until she's out?" Juvia Lockser asked Dylan.

"Not really," Dylan said.

"Nami, put your Clima-Tact together and swing it at Shampoo," Dylan said to Nami.

"Will it work?" Nami asked Dylan.

"Knowing your smarts, I think it will," Dylan said to Nami and then Nami nods "yes" to him.

Nami takes the three pieces of her Clima-Tact and puts them together.

"Alright Shampoo, prepare to meet your match," Nami said to Shampoo as she readies her Clima-Tact.

"Shampoo isn't afraid," Shampoo said as she gets into a fighting stance.

Nami and Shampoo circle around as they were waiting for the first strike.

"This is crazy," Kinoko Komori said.

"It's like one of those big wrestling stare downs Dylan talks about," Meredy said.

"It's not like that, it's not Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels kind of stare downs," Dylan said.

After a minute of walking around, Nami swings her Clima-Tact at Shampoo.

But Nami looks as she sees Shampoo was nowhere to be seen.

"What the, where did she go?" Nami asked in shock.

Nami then looks to see Shampoo standing on her Clima-Tact, balancing on it to perfection.

"Shampoo is more agile, more than you," Shampoo said to Nami.

Shampoo then nails a hard kick to Nami's nose. The move force Nami to drop her Clima-Tact and holds her nose in pain.

"Oh shit," Dylan said in shock as Shampoo lands on the ground.

"I think Nami's nose got shattered," Ristarte said.

Nami moves her hands off her nose as it was officially broken and blood was spurting out from it.

"Oh god," Juvia said in horror.

"Yep, that nose is broken," Meredy said.

Nami then regains her composure and picks up her Clima-Tact as she looked pissed.

"Oh you made a big mistake," Nami said to Shampoo angrily.

Nami then swings her Clima-Tact several times at Shampoo. But Shampoo dodges the Clima-Tact by doing the splits, arching her back, and back flipping a bit.

"She's so nimble," Juvia said.

"Yes, but she's still human," Dylan said.

After ten swings, Shampoo nails a hard kick to Nami's ribs, followed by a headbutt to Nami's face, causing Nami to cover her face and dropping her Clima-Tact in the process.

Shampoo then grabs the Clima-Tact and swing it right onto the top of Nami's left foot. The force was enough to break it as Nami holds her foot in pain.

"AHHHHH," Nami screamed in pain as she falls onto the ground.

"Oh shit Nami," Dylan said to Nami in horror.

Shampoo then drops the Clima-Tact on top of Nami as blood was dripping down the left side of Nami's face.

"Shampoo don't need that to beat you," Shampoo said to Nami.

Shampoo then sees a blue 1995 Honda Civic parked in her sights and walks over to it.

"What's going on?" Juvia asked.

Shampoo then grabs onto the driver side door and starts to pull on it as the others watch on.

"No way she's going to pull off that door," Meredy said.

After a minute, Shampoo manage to do the impossible and rip the door off the car as everyone couldn't believe it.

"Holy shit," Ristarte said in shock.

"Oh my god," Meredy said in shock.

"Juvia can't believe it," Juvia said in shock.

Shampoo then holds the door in her hands and walks over to Nami as she was ready to inflict some serious damage.

"Oh fuck, Meredy do your thing," Dylan said to Meredy.

"On it Dylan," Meredy said to Dylan and then she summons a few dozen yellow blades.

"Maguilty Rays," Meredy said as the blades were sent flying towards Shampoo.

Shampoo then use her reflexes to dodge the blades as eight of them get stuck in the door.

"She used the door as a shield," Kinoko said in surprise.

Shampoo then drops the door as Dylan knew he need to bring out the big guns.

"Okay Juvia, your turn," Dylan said to Juvia as this made Juvia happy.

"You mean it?" Juvia asked Dylan.

"I do," Dylan said.

Juvia then summons a whip made of water and holds it in her right hand.

"Water Cane," Juvia said and then she tries to whip Shampoo with it.

Shampoo then gracefully dodges each strike as she looked a bit worried.

"Shampoo must not get wet," Shampoo thought as she continues to dodge the attacks.

After eleven whips, Shampoo grabs the Honda Civic and lifts it over her head.

"Oh shit," Kinoko said in shock.

Shampoo then uses her immense strength and throws the car over to Dylan and the girls.

"Water Dome," Juvia said as she raises her right hand in the air.

The cane disappears and then a dome made of water covers Dylan and the girls. Then the car lands on the top of the dome and rolls off of it and lands on the roof, completely damaged.

"This is bonkers," Meredy said in shock as the dome disappears.

Shampoo then runs away from the group and heads into a wooded area.

"She's in the woods," Ristarte said.

"If she thinks the woods would be safe, she has no idea about us," Dylan said to the girls.

"Ristarte, I want you to fly up and see if you can find Shampoo, and maybe try to sneak attack her," Dylan said to Ristarte.

"Got it," Ristarte said and then she summons her wings.

Ristarte then flies up into the air and heads straight towards the woods.

"Kinoko, Meredy, and Juvia, you go ahead into the woods," Dylan said to Kinoko, Meredy, and Juvia.

"Kinoko, you use your Quirk to trap Shampoo in a bunch of mushrooms, and Meredy use your Maguilty Sodom to take Shampoo out," Dylan said to Kinoko and Meredy.

"Okay," Kinoko said.

"Got it Dylan," Meredy said to Dylan.

"What about Juvia, Dylan?" Juvia asked Dylan.

"If that plan goes south, use your water powers and take her out no matter what," Dylan said to Juvia.

"Juvia understands," Juvia said and then she, Kinoko, and Meredy race into the woods.

Dylan then walks over to Nami and then he picks her up. He then carries Nami on his back as he picks up the Clima-Tact.

"Nami, you are coming with me, I don't want you to be left out of this," Dylan said to Nami.

"Okay," Nami said.

"How are you feeling?" Dylan asked Nami in concern.

"Like shit, like someone smashed a brick on my face and dropped a brick from a hundred feet in the air and onto my foot," Nami said.

"Don't worry, you are in capable hands," Dylan said to Nami as Nami wraps her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck.

"Alright, let's go," Dylan said to Nami and then he walks forward and into the woods.

While that was happening, someone was watching this action from a bush with red irises and a evil feminine laugh was heard.

Meanwhile, Shampoo was running forward as she didn't know that Kinoko, Meredy, and Juvia were close behind.

"Kinoko we're close, use that Quirk you got," Meredy said to Kinoko.

"On it," Kinoko said.

Kinoko then uses her Quirk to sprout out these large mushrooms around Shampoo, trapping her inside the pile.

Once they were close to the pile, Kinoko, Meredy, and Juvia stop when they were a few feet away from it. Kinoko then uses her spray bottles and empties them, sprouting out more mushrooms in the process.

"Lets see if Shampoo can get out of that," Kinoko said.

Inside the pile of mushrooms, Shampoo was walking around as she examines the mushrooms.

"Mushrooms, big mushrooms," Shampoo said.

Outside the pile of mushrooms, Meredy looks on and then she summons eighteen teal blades, pointing towards the pile.

"Maguilty Sodom," Meredy said as she launches the teal blades towards the mushroom pile.

The blades fly into the pile and then Shampoo hops out of the pile and stands on the mushrooms, dodging the attacks.

"She dodged Maguilty Sodom," Meredy said in shock.

"Try again," Kinoko said to Meredy and then Meredy summons fifteen teal blades, pointing at Shampoo.

Meredy then fires off the teal blades as they head towards Shampoo. But Shampoo hops onto a tall tree and climbs up it as the blades get stuck in the tree.

"Damn it," Meredy said angrily.

Meanwhile, Ristarte was flying in the skies, trying to look out for Shampoo.

"Where is this girl?" Ristarte asked.

Then, Ristarte sees Shampoo standing on top of a tree as she sees Shampoo hasn't suffered any damage.

"I guess no one tried to damage Shampoo," Ristarte thought.

"Flying girl, come at Shampoo," Shampoo said to Ristarte.

Ristarte then flies over to Shampoo, hoping to land a strike. But Shampoo leap frogs over Ristarte as Shampoo dodges the attack.

Ristarte flies back over to Shampoo four times, but each time Shampoo either flips, cartwheels, or leap frogs these attacks.

"Damn she's nimble as hell," Ristarte said quietly.

Ristarte then flies back over to Shampoo as Shampoo pulls something out of her back.

As Ristarte was six feet away from her, Shampoo quickly pulls out a homemade bow and twelve arrows. She then pulls the bow back and launches the dozen arrows at Ristarte.

The bows hit Ristarte as four were stuck in her wings, five were in her left arm, two were in her stomach, and one was stuck in her upper right arm.

"GAH," Ristarte screamed in pain as she was six inches away from Shampoo.

"Game over," Shampoo whispered to Ristarte.

Shampoo then nails an axe kick to the top of Ristarte's head, sending Ristarte down into the woods.

"Shampoo, the strongest," Shampoo said and then a loud thud was heard.

Ristarte was knocked out on the grass as blood was seeping out from her arrow wounds and leaking down the middle of her face. Then someone grabs Ristarte and drags her away.

Meanwhile, Kinoko and Meredy sees Shampoo climb down the tree and stand in front of her.

"What was that sound?" Kinoko asked Meredy.

"Shampoo took out flying girl," Shampoo said.

"She took out Rista," Meredy said.

"Not even her flying skills could help us," Kinoko said as Shampoo drops the bow.

Shampoo then picks up a pair of chúi from the ground and readies them.

"Bring your worst," Shampoo said to Kinoko and Meredy.

"Oh we got our worst," Meredy said.

"Juvia now," Meredy said to Juvia.

"Got it Meredy," Juvia said to Meredy.

"Water Cane," Juvia said as she summons a whip made of water.

Juvia then readies her whip, ready to strike Shampoo. But then, she felt something grab onto it.

"What the?" Juvia asked in shock.

Then, the whip pulls back as Juvia is sent flying into the bushes.

"Juvia," Kinoko said to Juvia in shock.

"What the hell?" Meredy asked in shock.

Then, Dylan and Nami make it to the scene as he gently sets Nami on the ground and off his body. He then sets up Nami as she was sitting up against a tree.

"Nami stay here, I don't want your foot to get more hurt," Dylan said to Nami.

"Okay," Nami said and then Dylan walks away from her.

"Kinoko, Meredy, what's going on?" Dylan asked Kinoko and Meredy.

"Well Juvia somehow disappeared," Meredy said.

"How?" Dylan asked the pair in absolute shock.

"We don't know, she was about to use Water Cane when something pulled her into the bushes," Kinoko said.

"You serious?" Dylan asked Kinoko.

"I am," Kinoko said.

"There was also a loud crash, Shampoo took out Rista as well," Meredy said.

"That would explain the loud thud," Dylan said.

"Shampoo don't want talk, Shampoo want fight," Shampoo said angrily.

"Meredy, I think you need to summon some melee weapons," Dylan said quietly to Meredy.

"On it," Meredy said.

"Maguilty Slicers," Meredy said as she summons a pair of teal machete like weapons.

"Kinoko, you and Meredy rush at Shampoo and take her out, two versus one will make it easier for her to go down," Dylan said to Kinoko.

"Okay," Kinoko said.

"Alright then, Kinoko and Meredy, attack," Dylan said to Kinoko and Meredy.

Kinoko and Meredy then rush over to Shampoo, ready to attack her as Dylan watches on.

"Oh I hope this works Nami," Dylan said to Nami as he turns to face her.

Then, Dylan sees the spot that Nami was sitting at was empty and that Nami disappeared, just like Juvia.

"Oh shit, Nami's gone, damn it," Dylan said angrily as he kicks the air in anger.

Meanwhile, Kinoko was swinging her fists and kicking her legs at Shampoo, while Meredy swings the blades at Shampoo. But Shampoo was using her chúi or her acrobatic skills to dodge the attacks.

"This girl is getting on my nerves," Meredy said.

"No shit," Kinoko said as they continue to try and land a blow on Shampoo.

Forty seconds later, Shampoo sees an opening and nails one her chúi into Meredy's ribs. The attack forces Meredy to stumble back a bit.

Shampoo then swings her other chúi and strikes Kinoko in her left knee, as this stunned Kinoko and took her down to one knee.

Shampoo then swings one of her chúi and strikes Kinoko in the face with it. She gets launched ten feet back and hits a tree. Kinoko then falls onto the ground as blood was leaking down her face.

"Oh fuck, Kinoko," Dylan said to Kinoko in horror.

"You'll pay for this," Meredy said angrily to Shampoo.

"No, you will," Shampoo said to Meredy as she tosses away her chúi.

Meredy then swings her blades at Shampoo, but Shampoo was using her agility to dodge the weapons with grace.

"Come on Meredy, don't let up," Dylan said to Meredy.

Thirty seconds later, Shampoo sees an opportunity and grabs onto Meredy's wrists as Meredy was trying so hard to push the blades into Shampoo.

"Shampoo won't get stabbed," Shampoo said as she squeezes Meredy's wrists as a cracking sound was heard.

"AHH," Meredy screamed in pain over her wrists cracking.

Shampoo then uses her strength to force Meredy's arms down and then she stabs the blades into Meredy's stomach, going three inches into her.

"Oh fuck," Dylan said in shock as he sees Meredy getting stabbed.

Shampoo then slides the blades out of Meredy and yanks them out of Meredy's hands. Meredy was coughing up a little bit of blood as blood was seeping out of her wounds.

Shampoo then stabs the blades into Meredy's thighs as Meredy screams in even more pain. She then pulls the blades out of Meredy's thighs and tosses them away as blood was pouring out of Meredy's thighs.

Shampoo then gets Meredy on her feet. She then spins around and nails a very hard kick to Meredy's ribs. The force sends Meredy twenty feet away and lands in some bushes.

"Shit," Dylan said as he was in fear for his life.

"Pathetic," Shampoo said and then she sees Kinoko get onto her feet, her legs a little bit shaky.

"Shampoo don't like this," Shampoo said angrily as she rushes over to Kinoko.

Once she was close, Shampoo nails a spinning heel kick to Kinoko's face. The impact was hard enough to send Kinoko flying twenty feet away and landing in some bushes too.

"Oh god, Kinoko," Dylan said to Kinoko.

"Shit, shit, shit, not good," Dylan said as he was panicking a little.

Dylan then looks over at Shampoo as Shampoo had an evil smile on her face and she cracks her neck, looking to inflict some serious damage on Dylan.

"Look Shampoo, I don't want to fight you," Dylan said to Shampoo.

"Shampoo don't want to hear," Shampoo said angrily.

"Please just don't hurt me, I nearly died the last time we fought a woman, I don't want it to happen again," Dylan said to Shampoo.

"Shampoo don't care," Shampoo said as she walks over to Dylan as Dylan backs up a bit, not wanting to mess with an Amazon like Shampoo.

"Oh fuck, can things get any worse?" Dylan asked.

"Dylan," Nami said to Dylan.

"Help," Kinoko said weakly.

Dylan then turns around to see Nami, Ristarte, Kinoko, Meredy, and Juvia trapped by a woman with long orange hair done in a high side ponytail, wearing a black domino mask, sleeveless turquoise qipao with a black double-breasted corset over it ending just below the breasts, black biker shorts underneath the qipao, a loose brown utility belt around her hips with a satchel attached to the back, and navy ankle-length white heeled boots with wide vamps that reach to her toes, filled in with white slips.

What Dylan saw was the girls were trapped by the girl's hands, which were enormous. He soon realize who this woman was.

"Oh my god, Itsuka?" Dylan asked in absolute shock.

To be continued


Yeah I told you this had a few surprises and that surprise being another girl under the influence of a card, and another surprise is that it is Kinoko's friend from Class 1-B. Looks like things don't look good for Dylan and the girls, but you never know what Dylan and the girls have planned to take out the two.

Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.