Canadian DxR

Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.

Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.

Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.


Chapter 63: Mei and Her Inventing Mind


It was the morning after Dylan Riley and Mei's night together as Dylan, who was naked under the covers, opens his eyes and lets out a yawn.

"Oh wow that was a great night," Dylan said as he rubs his eyes a little.

Dylan then looks around to see Mei Hatsume was nowhere to be found.

"Huh, Mei must have got up early and left quietly," Dylan said.

Dylan then rubs his left hand along the covers as he felt something was inside the covers.

"Okay, that's not my body," Dylan said and then Mei, who was naked as well, pops out of the covers and was laying on top of him with her breasts pressing up against his chest.

"Morning Dylan," Mei said to Dylan.

"Hey Mei, I thought you left my room?" Dylan asked Mei and then Mei gives Dylan a quick kiss on the lips.

"I didn't want to leave the guy that gave me one amazing time," Mei said to Dylan as Dylan wraps his arms around her.

"You know you're living here right," Dylan said to Mei.

"I know that, but I didn't want to leave without a snuggle," Mei said to Dylan as she nuzzles his left cheek.

Ten seconds later, Mei stops nuzzling Dylan's left cheek as she looks into his eyes.

"Any plans for today?" Mei asked Dylan.

"Let's see, I get up, have breakfast, take a shower and get ready for the day, have sex or cuddle time with one of the girls, have lunch, watch YouTube videos or play on my Nintendo Switch or watch my TV, then have dinner, then watch more TV, and then head off to bed," Dylan said.

"Wow, that is one crazy planned day," Mei said in a shocked tone.

"Well usually each day is the same, except when we go find girls, or if the girls want to hang out with me a bit," Dylan said.

"Is there anything important you want done today?" Mei asked Dylan.

"Not that I know of," Dylan said as he moves his arms off of Mei.

"You mind helping me with my babies?" Mei asked Dylan as Dylan was unsure about this.

"I don't know Mei, I just fear one of your inventions blowing off a body part," Dylan said to Mei.

"I'll tell you this, my inventions won't do that to you," Mei said to Dylan as Dylan was still on the fence about it.

"Pretty please Dylan, pretty please for this inventor," Mei begged Dylan as she gave him the sad eyes and Dylan knew he couldn't resist it.

"Okay fine, I'll help," Dylan said to Mei and then Mei had a big smile on her face.

"Awesome, let me find some of the others and will get started once you're ready," Mei said to Dylan.

"Okay," Dylan said.

Mei then slides out of the covers, gets off the bed, and stands on the floor as Dylan was looking at Mei's plump ass.

Dylan then puts his left hand on Mei's ass and starts to rub all over it.

"Ohhh Dylan," Mei moans in pleasure to Dylan over Dylan's touch.

"What can I say, your ass looks so fine," Dylan said to Mei as he continues to rub his left hand all over her ass.

Twenty seconds later, Dylan moves his left hand off of Mei's ass.

Mei then quickly gets dressed and puts her goggles back on.

"I'll see you in a bit," Mei said to Dylan and then she blows him a kiss.

Mei then opens the door and then she heads out of Dylan's bedroom and den, looking to get herself ready after last night's wild time.

"Well I should get ready too," Dylan said as he sits up and gets off the bed, standing on the floor.

Forty-five minutes later, Dylan had taken his shower and finished getting himself ready as he was all dressed (wearing his glasses, white Hook "Send Hook" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) and ready for Mei's experiments.

Dylan walks out of his den and down the hall as he was ready for whatever is about to come.

"Oh it will be interesting to see who Mei got to help us," Dylan said.

Dylan then makes it to the door leading into Mei's workshop.

"Okay, here we go," Dylan said and then he opens the door.

Dylan then sees Mei (wearing her goggles, work gloves, black t-shirt, her grey coveralls tied around her waist, and work boots) hammering away on some metal on the workbench.

"Hey Mei," Dylan said to Mei as he walks into the room.

"Oh hey Dylan, you made it," Mei said to Dylan as Dylan closes the door.

"Yeah I wasn't going to miss it," Dylan said.

"So, got some people to help you out?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Yes," Mei said and then she points behind her.

Dylan looks over to see Lucoa (wearing her pink cap, black tank top, blue jean shorts, black stockings, and pink sneakers), Juvia Lockser (wearing her blue fedora, blue t-shirt with a light blue skull on it, light blue jean shorts that stop at her upper thighs, and blue and white sneakers), and Aqua (wearing a blue t-shirt with white short sleeves, white skirt, and blue ankle-length boots).

"Hey Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan as she waves to him.

"Oh Lucoa, Juvia, Aqua, you three came to help?" Dylan asked the three girls as he walks over to them.

"Yes, when Mei told us you were going to help her, I joined when I immediately heard that," Lucoa said to Dylan.

"Yes, if my beloved was going to help this inventor, then Juvia was going to help to," Juvia said.

"Also Juvia wants to make sure Mei doesn't get too close to you," Juvia said to Dylan.

"Juvia, be nice," Dylan said to Juvia as she still need to learn how to share.

"Sorry," Juvia said.

"And I came to prove I'm not useless," Aqua said as Dylan felt something was off.

"Huh, why aren't the others wanting to help?" Dylan asked the three girls.

"Actually, they say they didn't want Mei's inventions to blow up on them, causing permanent damage, or causing them to change into other things," Aqua said as she puts her index fingers together.

"That figures," Dylan said as Mei turns to face them.

"It's fine, four is good enough for me," Mei said.

Mei then walks over to the four and gets into the face of Aqua.

"Now you'll be put through the ringer," Mei said to Aqua.

Mei then walks over to Juvia and gets into her face.

"You'll see if my babies are up to perfect use," Mei said to Juvia as Juvia gets a bit uncomfortable by that.

Mei then walks over to Lucoa and gets into her face.

"It might be long, but it will be all worth it," Mei said to Lucoa.

Mei then walks over to Dylan and looks at him.

"And don't worry, the odds of any you getting brain damage or dying is about forty percent," Mei said to the four as the three girls gulped a bit.

"Forty percent," Aqua said in a scared tone.

"Hey there is a sixty percent chance you won't die," Mei said to Aqua.

"Now let's beginning the testing," Mei said to the others.

"Now the first baby I got is one Dylan will love," Mei said as she walks over to something that was covered by a tarp.

Mei then grabs onto the tarp and throws it away as underneath it was a full scale model of Mr. Bultertron from Clone High, except the sweater vest he had on was black, not red.

"No way, Mr. Bultertron," Dylan said in an excited tone as the girls looked confused.

"Who's Mr. Bultertron?" Juvia asked Dylan.

"You girls ever watched Clone High?" Dylan asked the girls as they nodded "no".

"Well he's the butler and dehumidifier of Principal Scudworth," Dylan said.

"Seriously ladies, watch Clone High, it is awesome," Dylan said to the girls.

"Well I call him Mr. Bultertron v2, he's a dehumidifier, Roomba, and a wi-fi router all in one," Mei said.

"And," Mei said as she flicks on a switch.

Then, Mr. Bultertron holds up a tray of tea to Dylan.

"More tea Wesley?" Mr. Bultertron asked Dylan as the girls were still confused.

"He calls everyone Wesley," Dylan said as he takes the tray.

"Oh I love it Mei, you nailed him perfectly and it appears he is working well," Dylan said to Mei as Mr. Bultertron was rolling around along the floor.

Fifteen seconds later, sparks comes out of Mr. Bultertron and he starts to short out.

"Oh shit," Aqua said in shock.

"Mei, what's going on?" Dylan asked Mei as he puts down the tray on another workbench.

"I think the wires got crossed or they are damaged," Mei said.

Thirteen seconds later, Mr. Bultertron pukes up a bunch of oil, nuts, and bolts and five seconds later, he explodes in a pile of parts.

"I guess I can't blame John Stamos for this," Dylan said.

"I don't get it," Lucoa said in a confused tone.

"Okay, let's go to the next baby," Mei said as she walks back over to her main workbench.

Dylan and the other girls walk over to the bench as they see a four slice toaster.

"It's a toaster," Dylan said.

"A toaster that can toast four slices of bread," Mei said.

"You can find these anywhere," Dylan said to Mei.

"I know, but this is different," Mei said.

"Dylan, how hard is it to make the perfect piece of toast?" Mei asked Dylan.

"Very hard, to make the perfect piece is one in a million," Dylan said.

"Well this toaster can make perfect toast in thirty seconds," Mei said as Dylan was very skeptical.

"No way," Dylan said in shock.

"Let me show you," Mei said to Dylan as she puts four slices of bread in the toaster.

Mei then push down the lever as the bread was in the toaster.

"Thirty seconds, Juvia doesn't think it would do it," Juvia said.

Twenty seconds later, the toaster combusts into flames as the girls (minus Mei) were panicking.

"Fire," Aqua said in a panicked tone as Dylan grabs a fire extinguisher.

Dylan then press the trigger and puts out the fire using the extinguisher.

Once the fire was out, Dylan sets down the extinguisher as Mei flips the toaster upside down, as pieces of burnt bread comes out.

"Well back to the drawing board," Mei said as she puts the toaster down.

"You think," Dylan said to Mei.

"Okay, my next baby is made for a certain body type," Mei said as she looks up and down at Dylan.

"And I think it might be too small for you," Mei said to Dylan.

Mei then walks over to Lucoa and stands behind her. Mei then caress her hands all over Lucoa's clothed body as Juvia and Aqua were in shock.

"What the hell?" Juvia asked in shock.

"Mei, what the fuck?" Aqua asked Mei in shock.

"I'm just checking Lucoa's measurements," Mei said.

Mei feels Lucoa's clothed breasts, rub her hands along Lucoa's thighs, and feels Lucoa's clothed ass.

After eighty seconds, Mei moves her hands off of Lucoa's body.

"Sorry Lucoa, your body is a bit too thicc for this baby," Mei said to Lucoa.

"That's alright," Lucoa said.

Mei then walks over to Juvia and stands behind her. She then caress her hands all over Juvia's clothed body.

"Oh Mei," Juvia said to Mei in shock and discomfort.

"Relax Juvia, let me take care of your measurements," Mei said to Juvia as Juvia's face was red in embarrassment.

Mei rubs her hands along Juvia's thighs as Juvia was getting more embarrassed by it.

Twenty seconds later, Mei rubs her left hand along Juvia's clothed breasts and her right hand along Juvia's clothed ass.

"Wow Juvia, you got one nice ass, quiet possibly the best in your guild," Mei said to Juvia.

"Please stop, Juvia is getting more uncomfortable," Juvia begged to Mei but Mei continues to rub her hands along Juvia's body.

Ninety seconds later, Mei moves her hands off of Juvia's body.

"You got the perfect body Juvia, but because of you being a water elemental, I can't risk your abilities shorting out the baby," Mei said to Juvia.

"You did all that for nothing," Juvia said angrily to Mei.

"Yes," Mei said with a smile on her face.

Mei then walks over to Aqua and stands behind her. She then caress her hands all along Aqua's clothed body.

"Oh god Mei," Aqua said to Mei in shock.

"It won't be too long," Mei said to Aqua.

Mei continues to rub her hands along Aqua's body, feeling her clothed breasts, thighs, and clothed ass.

Eighty seconds later, Mei moves her hands off of Aqua's body.

"Aqua, you got the perfect body and condition to test my baby," Mei said to Aqua.

"Awesome, I won't let you down Mei," Aqua said to Mei in an excited tone.

"Perfect, meet me outside," Mei said to the group as she heads out of her workshop.

Five minutes later, Dylan, Aqua, Juvia, and Lucoa were standing outside the home, near the garage.

"Where is Mei?" Aqua asked.

"She should be out here soon," Dylan said.

Mei then comes out as she had this grey metal suit on a dolly, the suit almost looks like the prototype suit Tony Stark made.

"Oh wow," Aqua said in amazement.

"Holy shit Mei, you built this awesome thing?" Dylan asked Mei in amazement.

"Yes I did, thought some of the least powerful girls could use it to defend our castle," Mei said.

"It's more mansion than castle," Dylan said.

"Alright Aqua, come over here," Mei said to Aqua as Aqua walks over to her.

Mei pushes the suit off the dolly as Aqua stands in front of it.

Mei then opens the back of the suit so Aqua can get in it.

"Alright Aqua, come over here," Mei said to Aqua as Aqua walks over to behind the suit.

"Get in," Mei orders Aqua.

Aqua then steps into the metal suit and soon enough the opened parts close up as Aqua was now fully in the suit.

"So cool," Aqua said as she looks at the metallic outfit.

"Now focus your mind and let it fly," Mei said to Aqua and then she joins Dylan and the other girls.

"Okay," Aqua said and then she closes her eyes, focusing her thoughts.

Ten seconds later, Aqua was about ten feet in the air as everyone couldn't believe it and Aqua opens her eyes to see what she did, which made her happy.

"Wow," Lucoa said in amazement.

"I expect Aqua to land flat on her face," Dylan said.

"Aqua, move left to right," Mei said to Aqua.

Aqua closes her eyes and then she goes left and then she goes right as she opens her eyes again.

"Not so useless now," Aqua said to the others.

"Well you're not after that," Juvia said to Aqua.

"Aqua, put your hands forward," Mei said to Aqua as Aqua puts her hands straight forward.

Aqua then fires two light blue energy beams from her metallic hands and towards the sky.

"Woah," Lucoa said in shock.

"Juvia can't believe it," Juvia said.

"Even Tony Stark would be surprised with this," Dylan said.

"Oh yes, this suit makes me not useless anymore," Aqua said.

Then, the suit jolts a bit as it starts to short out and bounce around a bit.

"Oh god," Lucoa said in concern.

"Not good," Dylan said.

"Oh damn," Aqua said.

Then, the boots blasts a bit as Aqua is send up in the sky and starts to come down.

"HELP ME," Aqua shouted and with a loud thud she lands at the back of her house.

"Oh that sounded bad," Dylan said as he and the other girls race over to the back of the home.

Once they reach the backyard, they see Aqua, down in a small crater as they race towards her.

"Aqua, are you okay?" Dylan asked Aqua and then Aqua gives them a thumbs up.

"Oh thank god," Dylan said as he breathed a sigh of relief.

"I think I need to tweak some things," Mei said.

"Tweaking is an understatement," Juvia said to Mei.

Dylan and the girls soon pick up Aqua and carry her back into the house and into Mei's workshop. They get Aqua out of the suit and Aqua sits on a stool, with an ice pack on her head.

"Okay maybe we should stay away from the power suit," Dylan said.

"But that was my best baby," Mei said in disappointment.

"I'm glad the suit absorbed the fall," Aqua said.

"Okay, no more power suit for today," Mei said.

Mei then walks over to her main workbench and pulls out a white electric toothbrush.

"That's an electric toothbrush, I have one and it is black," Dylan said as Mei approaches Dylan with it.

"Yes but this one is special, this thing can last two weeks on a single two hour charge, and it can rid of plaque with ease," Mei said as Dylan was curious about it.

"Really?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Yes, try it," Mei said to Dylan as she extends the toothbrush to Dylan.

"I'm not sure, these teeth are very precious," Dylan said in a very nervous tone.

Juvia then yanks the toothbrush out of Mei's hands.

"Juvia will test it, Juvia will not let her beloved's teeth get damage," Juvia said.

Juvia then sticks the toothbrush in her mouth and turns it on. She then moves the toothbrush along her gums and could feel some intense pain in it.

Thirty seconds later, Juvia slides the toothbrush out of her mouth and tosses it onto the floor. The toothbrush then catches on fire as Dylan picks up the fire extinguisher and puts out the fire.

"Two fires, impressive," Dylan said to Mei sarcastically.

"Thanks," Mei said to Dylan.

Juvia then recovers as Dylan puts down the extinguisher.

"Is it bad?" Juvia asked Dylan and Mei as she opens her mouth and her gums were bleeding profusely.

"Fuck," Mei said as she cringe a bit.

"Oh it's bad, I have never seen gums bleed like that ever," Dylan said as Juvia spits out some blood onto the floor.

"Aqua, can you heal Juvia?" Juvia asked Aqua as she walks over to her.

"I will, give me ten minutes," Aqua said to Juvia as she was still in some pain.

Mei then puts a 2x4 with some nails in it on the workbench. She then pulls out what seems to be an ordinary hammer.

"Hey Dylan, come over here," Mei said to Dylan as Dylan walks over to the workbench.

"What is it Mei?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Test my latest baby," Mei said to Dylan as she hands him the hammer.

"It's just a hammer," Dylan said.

"Flick the switch," Mei said to Dylan as Dylan notices the on and off switch on the bottom of the handle.

Dylan turns the switch on and the top of the handle moves a bit.

"Awesome," Dylan said.

Dylan then puts the hammer near the nails and starts to hammer them in.

"You know I feel like I have seen this somewhere before," Dylan said.

Then, the hammer starts to go haywire as Dylan was trying to control it.

"What's going on Dylan baby?" Lucoa asked Dylan.

"This hammer is out of control," Dylan said as he was trying to control it.

Then, the hammer falls out of Dylan's hands as it hammers along the ground. The hammer then smashes through the bottom middle of the door and out of the workshop.

Dylan and the other girls look on as they don't know where the out of control tool went. Then they hear a loud smack coming from the living room.

"Ow," Nami said in pain from the living room.

"Ooh Nami must have felt that hammer," Dylan said.

Then, the door opens as Nami (wearing a black t-shirt with a pinwheel on it, blue jean shorts that stop at her upper thighs, and gladiator sandals) comes in, holding the now broken hammer.

Nami then walks over to the workbench and sets down the hammer. She then smacks Mei upside the head.

"Ow," Mei said in pain as Nami steps out of the workroom and slams the door behind her.

"She loved it," Mei said.

"Yeah, she loved it," Dylan said sarcastically.

"Alright Lucoa, you ready?" Mei asked Lucoa.

"Of course," Lucoa said.

Mei then pulls out a pair of glasses and then Lucoa takes them and puts them on.

"What do these glasses do?" Lucoa asked Mei.

"You'll see when you open your eyes," Mei said to Lucoa as Lucoa opens her eyes.

Lucoa concentrates and then the glasses shoots out a beam of hot red energy, leaving a mark on the stone wall.

"Wow," Lucoa said in amazement.

"These glasses shoot out three different beams, but it's still in the prototype faze," Mei said.

"Neat," Lucoa said as she touches the right temple of the glasses.

Lucoa concentrates and then she shoots out a dark beam of energy as it hits the stone wall.

"So we have heat and darkness, I wonder what the third beam is?" Lucoa asked herself as she taps the right temple on the glasses.

"Okay, here we go," Lucoa said as she puts her concentration in it.

Then, the glasses shoots out this mutlicolor beam of energy as this affected Lucoa as somehow the beams get into her eyes as well.

"AHHH, MY EYES," Lucoa shouted in pain as she falls onto the hard floor.

"Oh god, you okay Lucoa?" Dylan asked Lucoa in concern.

"Oh god, I see nothing but a rainbow of pain," Lucoa said in pain.

"Yeah the multicolor ray is very sketchy, it tends to not only fire rays straight, but also into the wearer's eyes," Mei said as Lucoa removes the glasses.

"Oh god," Lucoa said as she was still in pain.

"Well the three ladies are out," Dylan said.

"And you are left," Mei said to Dylan.

Mei then hands Dylan a remote control for some sort of toy.

"What's this for?" Dylan asked Mei as Mei walks over to a tarp.

"For this," Mei said as she removes the tarp.

Once she drops the tarp, Dylan sees a black square shaped robot with four wheels and two vertical spinning blades attached to it.

"Oh my god," Dylan said in shock and excitement.

"I knew you would love this baby, I heard you like combat bots and built this with you in mind," Mei said to Dylan.

"Well I love it, thanks Mei," Dylan said to Mei.

"You're welcome," Mei said to Dylan.

"Want to test it?" Mei asked Dylan.

"Oh yes please," Dylan said in an excited tone.

Mei then opens the garage door.

"Don't worry Dylan, the bot is already on," Mei said to Dylan.

Dylan then press a few buttons as he drives the bot forward and out of the garage. He drives the bot over to an old toaster oven.

"Now, try out the bot's power on that device," Mei said to Dylan.

Dylan then press a button as the blades spin up to full speed.

"Alright, I think we are spinning at the speed of Tombstone or Rotator," Dylan said.

Dylan then drives the bot forward and it strikes the toaster oven five times, causing some significant damage to it.

"Oh hell yes," Dylan said in an excited tone.

Dylan then strikes the toaster oven three more times as it was pretty much done.

"Holy shit, this could be on Battlebots," Dylan said in excitement.

Then, the bot catches fire as Dylan was a tiny bit shocked by it.

"We got a fire," Dylan said as Mei grabs the extinguisher and Dylan couldn't control the bot anymore.

Mei approaches the bot and puts the fire out.

"That didn't work out," Mei said.

"Oddly enough, the same thing happened to Fusion," Dylan said.

Mei then rolls the bot back into the garage and closes the door.

"It's back to the drawing board with that one," Mei said as Dylan puts down the controller.

"That was a good baby Mei, a few more tweaks and I can see it defeat Hydra, god I hate Jake Ewert so much," Dylan said to Mei as the last part was under his breath.

"Okay, next baby," Mei said as she walks back to her main workbench.

Mei then pulls out these green work gloves and hands them to Dylan.

"These are gloves," Dylan said to Mei as he puts them on.

"Yes, but these are good for fighting," Mei said as she flicks something on the gloves.

"How?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Well these gloves increase the strength in your hands, that way you can cause some damage to your opponent," Mei said to Dylan.

"I like it, it makes me feel like AJ Styles when I wear them," Dylan said as he shadow boxes a little.

"Now show me what you can do to that wall," Mei said to Dylan as she points to the stone wall across from them.

Dylan then walks over to the stone wall on the other side of the workshop. He then starts to punch away at the wall as Dylan could feel the strength in his punches.

"Holy shit, these gloves are amazing," Dylan said in shock and amazement as Mei smiles a bit.

After fifteen punches, Dylan stops and backs up a few feet away.

Dylan then cocks his right hand as he is about to give that wall a big Superman Punch.

Dylan then runs forward, jumps up, and nails a Superman Punch to the wall. Unfortunately, the right glove shorts out as it was turned off and Dylan felt some tremendous pain.

"OUCH," Dylan shouted in pain as he clutch his right hand.

"You okay?" Mei asked Dylan as Dylan walks over to her.

"I think I broke my fucking hand," Dylan said in pain as Mei looks at the glove.

"Here's the problem, the wires are not totally connected and they tend to lose power after several minutes," Mei said.

"Oh god the pain is horrible," Dylan said in pain.

Dylan then takes off the gloves and then he starts to ice his sore hand.

A few hours later, Dylan regains his composure as he moves the ice pack off his sore hand.

"Feeling better?" Mei asked Dylan.

"Yes, my hand is not broken, but that was so brutal," Dylan said as he shakes his right hand a bit.

"Well you got one more baby to test," Mei said to Dylan.

"Oh thank god," Dylan said as he breathed a sigh of relief.

Mei then pulls out a black VR helmet and puts it on the workbench.

"That looks like one of those VR headsets," Dylan said to Mei.

"It is," Mei said.

"I'm not into those, I don't like to wear stuff over my glasses," Dylan said.

"These are special, this baby can correct anyone's vision so they can play in clear view," Mei said.

"Okay, this seems promising," Dylan said.

"Once you put it on, you'll see what it can do," Mei said to Dylan.

"Will it cause any long term side effects?" Dylan asked Mei as he takes off his glasses and puts it on the workbench.

"No way," Mei said as Dylan picks up the helmet.

Dylan then puts on the helmet as all he could see was darkness.

Mei then flicks on a switch as the headset turns on and Dylan was brought to the game menu.

"Oh my god, it works and I can see so well," Dylan said as he sees the screen very clearly.

"I told you," Mei said to Dylan.

"I put on Beat Saber, now play a song and see if it still works," Mei said to Dylan as she hands him the controllers.

Dylan then goes into quick play mode and goes through the list of songs. Soon enough, Dylan sees the perfect song, "Through Fire and Flames" by DragonForce.

"Perfect," Dylan said as he selects the song.

"It's just like Rock Band, except this is more along the lines of playing drums," Dylan said.

The song starts to play as Dylan sees the notes were coming close. He then swings his arms up, down, left, or right as so far he only missed three or four notes.

"Alright, go Dylan," Mei said to Dylan in an excited tone.

"Alright, I'm in the zone," Dylan said as he continues to swing his arms, while the other girls watch on.

"Juvia is amazed," Juvia said as she loved watching Dylan play.

"Dylan is definitely a gamer," Aqua said.

Soon enough, the song was almost at it's end as Dylan was doing pretty good. He missed thirty notes as this was at normal setting and the song was hard.

Then, Dylan notices the screen was starting to glitch as he continues to play on.

"What the, must be the game," Dylan thought.

Then, the song meets it's end and Dylan feels some intense pain in his head. He drops the controllers and starts to hit the helmet repeatedly.

"Oh fuck, Mei gets this off me," Dylan said to Mei in a panicked tone as Mei grabs a wooden baseball bat and approaches Dylan with it.

Mei then swings the bat and strikes Dylan in the head with it, but it didn't do too much damage to the helmet.

During the swings, an orange beam, a dark blue beam, and a red and blue beam shoot out of the helmet as the other girls duck from it.

After twelve swings, Mei notices the helmet was starting to crack and one more swing will do it.

"Don't worry Dylan, I got it," Mei said to Dylan.

Mei then swings the bat hard and strikes at the helmet with so much force. The impact cause the helmet to split in half and falls off of Dylan's head.

Dylan then gets on his knees as he was happy the helmet was off his head.

Juvia then crawls over to Dylan and gives him a soft hug.

"Dylan my beloved, are you okay?" Juvia asked Dylan in concern.

"I am," Dylan said as Juvia breaks off the hug.

Mei then picks up the helmet and examines it.

"I thought I got the helmet down perfectly, I didn't expect it to short out," Mei said as Dylan stands on his feet.

"What were those beams of light?" Juvia asked Mei.

"I have no idea what those things were," Mei said.

"But maybe once I tweak this helmet, it would be good as new," Mei said as Dylan puts his glasses on.

"I'm not testing that again, find someone else to test that VR headset, I don't want to risk serious injury," Dylan said to Mei in a serious tone.

"That's fine, I know Nami is into games like you, so I can get her to test it," Mei said to Dylan.

"Well that's it, you are all dismissed," Mei said to the others as she sets the helmet on the workbench.

"Thank fucking god," Aqua said in happiness.

"I'm so happy," Lucoa said in happiness as well.

Later on, it was late at night as everyone was off to sleep. Dylan got into his bed and takes off his glasses, ready to go to sleep.

"That was something, maybe Mei can invent some more combat babies, they can come in use," Dylan said.

"I wonder what those beams were all about?" Dylan asked himself and then he falls asleep.

Meanwhile, the beams of light land somewhere in the Midwest United States out in the middle of a field.

Then, these three men stand up on their feet. One guy looks like child actor Michael C. Maronna (circa 1992) (wearing a green sweater, grey jeans, and brown boots), another looks like actor/rapper Chris "Ludacris" Bridges (circa 2006-2007) (who was dressed up in these street clothes), and the last guy looks like actor Terry Serpico (circa present day) (wearing this police uniform).

"What happened?" "Michael" asked.

"I don't know, but I don't fucking care," "Ludacris" said.

"Well I feel like I should only help the upper class and my police buddies," "Terry" said.

"Who are all of you?" "Terry" asked the others.

"I'm Jeff McCallister," Jeff said.

"Darius Parker," Darius said.

"And I'm Chief Tommy McGrath," McGrath said.

"Oh so you're a cop, I hate police and I will take you down so hard," Darius said to McGrath in a threatening tone.

"Hey, we don't need to fight each other," McGrath said to the two other guys.

"Yeah, we should find that disease that released us," Jeff said.

"All I know is we got released from his mind and he hates us," Darius said.

"He shouldn't hate me, I'm a fucking chief," McGrath said in anger.

"Well we know he is from Canada and we are going to destroy that bitch," Darius said.

"Yes, that disease won't be powerful against us," Jeff said to the two guys as they smiled evilly.

"Okay you fat motherfucker, you are about to face your worst nightmares," Darius said and then he and the two other guys laugh evilly, knowing Dylan has got some very dangerous enemies.


Oh this is getting interesting, it seems one of Mei's babies has some dangerous side effects. Now we got Jeff McCallister (from Home Alone), Darius Parker (from Law & Order: SVU), and Chief Tommy McGrath (from Law & Order: SVU) out in the world. Dylan is not going to like it, especially since he doesn't like them, but I think he could handle it.

Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon and the next chapter will feature the fourteenth girl under a card's control, so stay tuned.