Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 66: Clash of Fat, Dylan Riley vs. Chōji Akimichi
Dylan Riley and Chōji Akimichi were standing face to face as they were waiting to make the first movement.
"Okay you fat fuck, show me what you got," Chōji said to Dylan.
Dylan then cracks his neck a little and shakes the nerves out of his arms as he was ready to fight Chōji.
"Hopefully I won't lose a lot of blood like my match with Gray," Dylan thought.
Dylan then walks over to Chōji and starts to nails a series of stiff forearms to Chōji's face.
After seven forearms, Dylan stops to see that Chōji was unfazed by the moves.
"Man Chōji is tough, I'm talking Tank or Brain Damage tough," Dylan thought.
"Try again," Chōji said to Dylan.
Dylan then starts to nail a series of stiff headbutts to Chōji's head.
After eight headbutts, Dylan stops as he holds his head in pain as he ends up headbutting Chōji's forehead protector.
"Oh god that was so fucking stupid," Dylan said as blood was dripping down the middle of his face.
Dylan then wipes the blood off his face as he knew a little bit of blood won't get in the way.
"I didn't expect to bleed this early," Dylan said.
"Well it's going to get worse for you," Chōji said to Dylan.
Chōji then nails a hard punch to Dylan's left cheek, stunning him a little.
"Oh god," Dylan said in pain as that punch felt like getting hit by a brick.
Chōji then nails a kick to Dylan's belly, causing Dylan to get down to one knee.
Chōji then nails a roundhouse kick to the back of Dylan's head, causing Dylan to fall face first onto the ground.
"Oh god, this is hard to watch," Secre thought as she sees Dylan getting beat up by Chōji.
Chōji then gets Dylan onto his knees as things were going to be worse for him.
"Not so tough," Chōji said to Dylan.
Chōji then nails a very hard spinning back elbow to the right side of Dylan's head, knocking him down again.
"Oh god Dylan," Nami said quietly to Dylan as she sees that attack.
Chōji then backs up a bit as he smiles over the damage he is given to Dylan.
"Give up, you are no match against someone from the Akimichi clan," Chōji said to Dylan.
Fifteen seconds later, Dylan slowly gets back to his feet as blood was leaking down the right side of his head.
"Why are you still getting up?" Chōji asked Dylan angrily.
"I have been through worse shit than this and I'm going to make sure I defeat you," Dylan said to Chōji as he had a sick smile on his face.
"Well you won't beat me," Chōji said to Dylan as his body became big and round.
Then, Chōji's arms and legs shrink and then he starts to roll at Dylan at a fast speed.
Dylan then moves out of the way as Chōji misses him and he keeps rolling away.
"That attack is crazy, but it doesn't seem to be controlling good, like a big rig," Dylan thought.
Dylan then sees Chōji rolling towards him again and once he was close, Dylan jumps out of the way as Chōji misses again.
"That move may be cool, but it is not great at turning," Dylan said quietly.
Chōji then stops as he turns back to normal and shrinks back to normal size.
"I can't believe you dodged those attacks," Chōji said to Dylan.
"Well when your attack can't turn, it makes it easy to dodge," Dylan said to Chōji.
"And now to give you some pain," Dylan said to Chōji as he rushes over to him.
Dylan then nails Chōji with a running boot to the face, knocking him down.
"Perfect," Dylan said quietly as he stops.
Dylan then turns around to see Chōji getting back to his feet.
When Chōji turns to face Dylan, Dylan flips him off, courtesy of his middle fingers.
Dylan then kicks Chōji in the ribs and gives him a stunner, but that didn't take Chōji down.
Dylan immediately gets up and nails Chōji with a RKO, taking him down again.
Dylan then gets on his hands and knees and slithers back a little like a snake. He then slams his fists to the ground, ready to knock out the ninja.
"Come on, get up," Dylan thought as he was waiting for Chōji to get up.
When Chōji gets on his hands and knees, Dylan stands up and rushes over to Chōji. He then nails a vicious Randy Orton style punt to the left side of Chōji's head, taking him down.
Dylan then stops and turns around to see Chōji flat on his back.
"Oh I hoped that work," Dylan said as he wipes more blood from his face.
Chōji then gets up and looks at Dylan with a look of hatred on his face.
"That's all you got, you must be a pathetic loser to think you can beat me," Chōji said to Dylan as this struck a nerve in Dylan.
"I'm not a pathetic loser, I won't be anymore," Dylan said with anger in his voice.
Dylan then rushes over to Chōji and swings his fists at him. But Chōji was dodging each of Dylan's strikes.
"Your skills are absolute shit," Chōji said to Dylan.
Ten seconds later, Chōji nails Dylan with a hard punch to Dylan's belly. The move cause Dylan to hold his belly in pain after that brutal punch.
Chōji then nails more punches to all over Dylan's chest and arms as Dylan was trying to block the attacks with his hands to little effort.
After twelve punches, Chōji stops as Dylan's arms were starting to look very bruised.
Then, Chōji summons this blue ki like energy on his back in the shape of butterfly wings.
"The fuck?" Secre asked softly over this sight.
"Okay, time to feel one hell of a punch," Chōji said to Dylan.
Chōji then swings his right fist towards Dylan as the ki moves to his fist.
"Butterfly Bullet Bombing," Chōji said.
Chōji then nails his ki covered fist into Dylan's face. The force ends up knocking Dylan fourteen feet away, landing on his ass.
Dylan then slowly gets on his feet as he hisses in pain. Then, more blood was leaking down his face and landing on his camo vest.
"Oh fuck that hurt like hell," Dylan said in pain as he wipes the blood off his eyes.
Then, Chōji's ki disappears as he swings his left fist towards Dylan, growing big in the process.
Then, Chōji's enlarged fist hits Dylan and knocks him back.
"AHH," Dylan screams in pain as he skids along the ground at fast speeds.
Then, Dylan stops as he was lying down on the ground, next to Secre.
Dylan was breathing heavy as Secre turns over and rests on the right side of her body.
"Oh god, the pain is bad," Dylan said weakly.
"Secre, I don't think I can beat him," Dylan said to Secre.
"Don't beat yourself up Dylan, you can do it," Secre said to Dylan.
"I can't, he's not like Gray, he's more powerful than him," Dylan said to Secre.
"He may be more powerful, but I can tell you can beat him, my big dark loving guy," Secre said to Dylan and then she gives him a soft kiss on the lips.
Four seconds later, Secre breaks off the kiss.
"Thanks Secre and I'm sorry for saying those words, I'm not used to fighting and losing like this," Dylan said to Secre.
"That's fine, you're not thinking straight," Secre said to Dylan.
"But how can I defeat Chōji, he keeps getting up and he is durable as hell?" Dylan asked Secre as Secre was thinking this over.
After thirty seconds of thinking, Secre had an idea.
"I think I know a way you can defeat him," Secre said to Dylan as she sits up slowly.
"How?" Dylan asked Secre.
"You'll see," Secre said to Dylan as she puts her hands near Dylan's chest.
"Mana Skin," Secre said as her hands had a black glow to it.
Then, Dylan's body had a black glow to it as Dylan could feel a surge of energy inside of him.
Dylan then kips up back to his feet as he could feel like he could run to the other side of The Netherlands and back.
"Holy fuck this is incredible," Dylan said as Secre's hands stops glowing.
"This is my first time using Mana Skin on someone without magical abilities and it appears to work well," Secre said.
"Oh I could feel the energy inside me, it's like I drink seven cans of Monster Energy and four cans of Redbull in one go," Dylan said in an energetic tone.
"If Mana Skin could have a powerful effect on Juvia, imagine what you could pull off," Secre said to Dylan.
"I don't know if I could summon ki, but I know I can attack with so much force and run fast like a cheetah," Dylan said.
"You got to be careful, Mana Skin lasts for about thirty minutes if you take it easy, or shorter if you go all out," Secre said to Dylan.
"Got it," Dylan said as Secre lays down and rests.
Chōji's fist returns to normal size as Dylan walks over to him and stops five feet away from him.
"So you came back for more," Chōji said to Dylan.
"Oh hell yes, and with this newfound power I'm ready to take you out," Dylan said to Chōji.
"Bring it on you fat fuck," Chōji said to Dylan.
Dylan and Chōji rush towards each other and then they swing their fists at each other, with each shot hitting their fists.
"This guy has some incredible power, me and him are pretty even on this level," Chōji thought as they continue to swing their fists at each other.
After thirteen strikes, Dylan and Chōji back away from each other as Dylan cracks his neck a little, while the blood was slowly dripping down his face.
"Holy fuck, the power is off the charts and the bleeding is slowing down," Dylan said.
"You may got the power, but I got the experience," Chōji said to Dylan.
"You're right, I may not have the fighting experience, but that doesn't mean a thing here, I'm not going down until I breathe my last breath," Dylan said to Chōji.
"Oh you're so fucking stupid," Chōji said to Dylan.
Chōji then runs towards Dylan and swing his fists and feet at Dylan. But Dylan was using his now fast skills to dodge Chōji's attacks.
Eleven seconds later, Chōji swings his right fist at Dylan as Dylan ducks the move.
When Chōji turns around, Dylan nails a series of punches, forearms, and kicks to Chōji's body. The force of these attacks was like getting hit by a brick going at one hundred and forty kilometers an hour.
Meanwhile, Nami was on one knee as she sees what Dylan was doing.
"I can't believe Dylan is attacking him, I don't know what Secre did but it is working," Nami thought as she continues to watch Dylan fight.
After fourteen strikes, Dylan nails Chōji with a dropkick that knocks Chōji back with so much force.
As Chōji was flying back, Dylan rushes forward and was standing behind him.
Once Chōji was close, Dylan nails a very hard kick to Chōji's back, sending him forward.
Dylan then rushes back and stands in front of an incoming Chōji.
"Here he comes," Dylan said.
Once Chōji was close, Dylan nails him with a stiff lariat that flips Chōji and he lands on his belly.
"Oh hell yes," Dylan said in an excited tone as Chōji immediately gets up.
Dylan turns around as he sees Chōji's arms were leaking out blood from these small wounds that Dylan inflicted on him.
"How did a fat piece of shit like you get so strong?" Chōji asked Dylan in anger.
"Oh I got a little pick me up from a good friend," Dylan said.
"Well that little power is going to cost you big time," Chōji said to Dylan as he rushes over to him.
Chōji tries to punch Dylan, but Dylan ducks the move.
When Chōji turns around, Dylan nails a hard roundhouse kick to his gut. The force sends Chōji flying back.
"Oh I wish I can get him," Dylan said and then this spear appears in his right hand.
"What the?" Dylan asked in shock.
"I didn't expect a spear to appear in my hand, maybe it's because I'm an ordinary human that has magic inside him and this must be a special ability I possess," Dylan thought.
Dylan then throws the spear forward as a rope was attached to it. Then, the spear jabs right into Chōji's stomach.
"Awesome," Dylan thought.
"I always wanted to do this," Dylan said as he puts both hands on the rope.
"Get over here," Dylan said as he does his best impersonation of Scorpion and pulls the rope back.
Chōji was flying towards Dylan as Dylan lets go of the rope.
When Chōji was close, Dylan swings his right fist and slam it hard into Chōji's back. The force sends Chōji hitting the ground, face first.
Dylan does this primal Roman Reigns like roar as he was standing over Chōji.
Chōji then gets back on his feet as the spear was still in him. Dylan then sees the rope as he had an idea.
Dylan then grabs the rope and spins it around Chōji, tying him up in the process.
With his right hand still holding on the special rope, Dylan walks around and stands behind Chōji.
"Let me go," Chōji demanded Dylan as Dylan removes the forehead protector and drops it to the ground.
"Not yet," Dylan said.
"Black Knife," Dylan said and then he summons a black Bowie knife.
"It seems whatever I think of, I summon it, must be something in the spell," Dylan thought.
Dylan then carves the knife across Chōji's forehead as Chōji screams in pain.
"Come on motherfucker, I want to see you bleed," Dylan said to Chōji as he continues to carve the knife on Chōji.
"I guess watching those Deathmatch shows paid off for Dylan," Nami thought as she watches what Dylan was doing to Chōji.
After thirteen seconds, the knife disappears as Chōji was bleeding profusely from his forehead as blood was pouring down his face.
"Now we are on an even playing field," Dylan said to Chōji.
"No we're not," Chōji said to Dylan.
Chōji then uses his immense strength to break out of the rope as it and the spear disappear from the strength spike.
Chōji then backs up as his spiky hair punctures into Dylan's chest and belly.
"GAH," Dylan screamed in pain as he backs away, the spikes sliding out of his body.
Chōji then turns around as he sees Dylan leaking out blood from twelve different circular gashes on his chest and belly, the blood staining his shirt and vest.
"How do you feel?" Chōji asked Dylan.
"Like someone shank me twenty times," Dylan said as he was trying to drown out the pain.
"Good, because what you're about to feel next will be even worse than that," Chōji said to Dylan and then he rushes over to him.
Seeing Chōji coming towards him, Dylan nails Chōji with a very hard elbow to the back, slamming him down face first to the ground.
Dylan then backs up a bit as he waiting for the moment to knock out Chōji.
Chōji then gets on his knees, looking down as Dylan rushes over to him.
Dylan then jumps up and drives his right foot into the back of Chōji's head, taking him down with the hardest Curb Stomp ever.
Dylan then takes a few steps forward after the stomp as Chōji was down.
"You just faced the evolution of Dylan Riley," Dylan said to Chōji as he turns around to face him.
Chōji then weakly gets back to his feet as Dylan looks on with intent to cause more damage.
"He is proving hard to beat, I need to amp up my moves," Dylan thought as his right fist was covered in the black ki.
Dylan then rushes forward, jumps up, and nails a very hard Superman Punch to Chōji's left cheek. The force knocks Chōji thirty feet back and landing on the grass.
"Oh god I hope that keeps him down," Dylan said as the ki around his fist disappears.
Chōji then gets back on his feet as Dylan couldn't believe how Chōji was still up and moving.
"Chōji is tough as nails, like Brain Damage or John Wayne Murdoch," Dylan thought.
Chōji then makes some hands gestures as he focus on his energy.
"Time to pull out the big guns," Chōji said quietly.
"Super Multi-Size Technique," Chōji said.
Then, Chōji's body starts to grow and soon he was almost the size of Godzilla.
"Holy shit," Dylan said in shock over what happened to Chōji.
"What am I going to do, he's massive, there is no way I can take him down," Dylan thought and then he got an idea.
"Maybe I can take him down," Dylan thought and then he breathed in.
"Black," Dylan said.
"BREATH," Dylan shouted as he shoots out this black ki from his mouth.
The ki hits Chōji as Chōji's feet were sliding along the ground. Lucky for Dylan, the blast was causing Chōji to start to shrink down a little.
"It's working, the blast is powerful enough for Chōji to start shrinking," Dylan thought as he continues to attack Chōji at full power.
After thirty seconds, Dylan stops shooting out ki as the size of Chōji's gigantic form was cut in half.
Dylan then collapses to one knee as that move took out a good chunk of energy from him.
"Oh shit, that attack just drained my energy," Dylan said quietly.
Chōji sees an opportunity and nails a very powerful kick to Dylan. The force of the kick cause Dylan to slam into a windmill hard, leaving some significant damage to it.
Dylan then falls down and crashes hard onto the ground as the girls in Dylan's group watch on in horror.
"Dylan," Mei said weakly to Dylan.
Dylan then gets back to his feet, very weak as the black glow around his body starts to fade in and out.
"The Mana Skin is starting to wear out, that Black Breath took a lot out of me," Dylan thought as he sees a semi-gigantic Chōji standing over him.
"Time to say goodnight," Chōji said to Dylan as he raises his right foot up.
Before he could stomp Dylan to death, Chōji felt something shock his left leg.
"RAH," Chōji screamed as he lowers his left leg.
Chōji then sees these prongs in his leg. He then pulls them out and throws them away as he sees Mei holding a device that gave Chōji a shock.
"I knew my baby would work," Mei said weakly.
"You interfere in my fight, you're going to die," Chōji said angrily to Mei as he was prepared to kill her.
"Water Nebula," Juvia said as she summons two columns of water.
Juvia then shoots the water forward and then they rotate, forming a spinning helix.
The water helix hits Chōji with so much force that it pins him to the ground. Chōji was screaming in pain as the powerful streams of water were doing damage to Chōji, internally.
After a minute, the water disappears as Chōji was down, coughing up blood and shrunk back down to normal size.
Dylan looks to his left to see Juvia was up, bleeding from her wounds as she had some strength to pull off that attack.
Juvia looks over to Dylan and rushes over to him.
"Dylan my beloved, are you okay?" Juvia asked Dylan in concern.
"Doing fine for now, but my special ability is wearing off," Dylan said.
"That was an impressive move Juvia, you took Chōji down," Dylan said to Juvia.
"Thank you Dylan," Juvia said to Dylan.
Dylan and Juvia look to see Chōji was getting up, wobbling a bit as he felt very weak after that attack.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said in shock.
"I'm not going down like that," Chōji said angrily.
"Me neither," Karui said as she somehow got up, blood seeping out of her wounds, and holding her katana, which didn't have lightning around it.
Karui was standing seven feet away from Chōji as they look over at Dylan and Juvia.
"Not good," Juvia said as she notices Dylan's glow was fading even more.
"I only got one more attack in me," Dylan said as he prepared to take out Chōji.
"And Shampoo help," Shampoo said as she somehow got back on her feet with Dao in hand.
Shampoo limps over to Dylan and was standing seven feet away from him.
"You sure you can handle it Shampoo?" Dylan asked Shampoo in concern.
"Shampoo won't go down, Shampoo will fight with Dylan until end," Shampoo said.
"Juvia you might want to stay out of it," Dylan said to Juvia.
"Got it," Juvia said.
Dylan and Shampoo were staring across from Chōji and Karui as they knew they needed to take them out now.
Dylan, Shampoo, Chōji, and Karui rush over towards each, yelling as they were ready to finish the fight.
Soon, they meet in the middle as this cloud of dirt surrounds them as the girls in Dylan's group shield their eyes.
"Oh no," Mei said weakly.
"Please be okay," Juvia begged.
"Oh please," Secre said.
"No," Nami said in fear.
"DYLAN," Nami shouted to Dylan as she feared that he might be dead.
To be continued…
We got another cliffhanger and boy what a moment to end on. Dylan got into his second fight and got on an evening playing field, thanks to Secre giving him Mana Skin temporarily.
This battle wasn't as bloody as the Gray Fullbuster fight, but it was crazy nonetheless. It is going to be interesting the aftermath after that quad attack.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.