Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 86: Mine's Nine vs. Nami's Nine
It was the morning after their wild time together as Dylan Riley and Fujiko Mine were in the Sex Barn, butt naked and sleeping with Dylan holding Fujiko in his arms.
Fujiko then slowly opens her eyes and lets out a little yawn. She then rubs her eyes a little.
"That was wonderful, the sleep and the sex," Fujiko said quietly as she rubs the sleep out of her eyes.
Fujiko then looks to see Dylan was still asleep.
"Looks like someone is a heavy sleeper," Fujiko said quietly.
Fujiko then lays down on top of Dylan and then she nuzzles Dylan's left cheek.
After fifteen seconds, Dylan slowly opens his eyes and lets out a yawn as Fujiko stops nuzzling Dylan's left cheek.
"Morning my big guy," Fujiko said to Dylan as Dylan moves his arms off her.
"Good morning Fujiko," Dylan said to Fujiko as he rubs his eyes a little.
"That was a lovely time we had together," Fujiko said to Dylan.
"Yeah and since you're fully onboard with the harem, you get to have some 'fun' time with me whenever you like, within reason," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"What do you mean?" Fujiko asked Dylan.
"Well all the girls want to have sex with me, so you got to learn to share with them," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"Oh I will, I'm not one of those girls that craves sex twenty-four/seven," Fujiko said.
"That's good," Dylan said as he gives Fujiko a quick kiss on the lips.
"Just please get along with the other girls," Dylan begs Fujiko.
"I'll try," Fujiko said.
Soon enough, Dylan and Fujiko got up and got dressed, but not before Dylan gave Fujiko a few more kisses on her neck, which she loved.
Later on, Bellemere (wearing her PJs) was outside, having a nice smoke.
"Mmm that nicotine tastes so fucking great," Bellemere said as she had the cigarette between her lips.
A few minutes later, Fujiko (wearing a short light pink robe) comes out to the backyard and stands beside Bellemere.
"Oh hey Fujiko," Bellemere said to Fujiko.
"Hello Bellemere," Fujiko said to Bellemere.
"So from the way you looked this morning, it seems you and Dylan got down and dirty," Bellemere said to Fujiko and then she breathes in and breathes out some smoke.
"Yeah me and Dylan did have sex last night, in the barn," Fujiko said.
"Nice, the barn is such a nice atmosphere to have sex in, the bed is nice but the barn is so cool," Bellemere said.
"I got to have sex in Dylan's bed, just to feel it," Fujiko said.
"I felt it, it is so nice," Bellemere said.
Bellemere then holds out a cigarette to Fujiko.
"Care for a smoke?" Bellemere asked Fujiko.
Fujiko then takes the cigarette and puts it between her lips.
"Light it up," Fujiko said to Bellemere.
Bellemere then flicks her lighter on as she lights up Fujiko's cigarette. She then flicks the lighter off and puts it away.
Fujiko then breathes in and she breathes out some smoke. She then starts to cough a little.
"Is it too strong for you?" Bellemere asked Fujiko.
"No it's weak as shit, I smoked stronger cigarettes," Fujiko said.
"Hey I made these, I rolled the paper myself," Bellemere said as she was a little bit offended by it.
"Well maybe get some stronger stuff," Fujiko said to Bellemere.
"I can't, I don't want the smoke to fly into the house and everyone to cough, that's why I use weaker tobacco," Bellemere said.
"Whatever," Fujiko said as she and Bellemere continue to smoke.
Three hours later, everyone was up and were busy doing things.
Over in the den, Dylan (wearing his glasses, black Brodie Lee "Sinister" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) was sitting on the couch and watching YouTube on his TV.
"Okay time to watch some SMG4 and I feel like some Guards N' Retards today, nothing is better than watching Swagmaster and Chris," Dylan said as he was about to look for some videos.
Before Dylan could watch some videos, he hears some shouting from Nami and Fujiko, coming from the living room.
"Damn it," Dylan said as he let out a sigh.
Dylan then gets off the couch and soon he exits the den. He then walks down the hall, turns left, and walks towards the living room as he sees Fujiko (wearing a blue sleeveless sundress that stops at her knees with a red belt around it, and white high heels) and Nami (wearing a black sweater dress and gladiator sandals) in the living room, arguing with each other.
"What the hell?" Dylan asked in shock as he was a few feet away from Fujiko and Nami.
Then, Juvia Lockser (wearing her blue fedora, light blue and white stripe tank top, grey jeans, and blue sneakers) walks over to Dylan and stands beside him.
"Dylan, thank god you came," Juvia said to Dylan.
"What's going on?" Dylan asked Juvia.
"Fujiko and Nami were talking one moment and then they got into a shouting match," Juvia said.
"Arguing about what, sex time with me?" Dylan asked Juvia.
"No, who is the better thief," Juvia said as Dylan couldn't believe it.
"Oh my god, really?" Dylan asked Juvia.
"Yes," Juvia said.
"I'll handle it," Dylan said.
"Fujiko, Nami," Dylan said to Fujiko and Nami as the two ladies were not listening to him.
Dylan knew he didn't want to yell at them, but at this point he had to get their attention somehow.
"HEY," Dylan shouted at Nami and Fujiko as this cause the two ladies to stop arguing.
"Sorry I had to do that, but I want you to stop fighting," Dylan said to Fujiko and Nami.
"What is this about who is the best thief?" Dylan asked Fujiko and Nami.
"Well I was telling Nami about how I stole a priceless ruby necklace from some thieves and she got mad by it," Fujiko said.
"Oh that's impressive, I told her how I stole everyone's wallets in my old village and she got pissed at me," Nami said.
"Stealing wallets, that is so juvenile," Fujiko said to Nami.
"Enough, I don't like to see harem members argue, especially over who is the best thief," Dylan said to Fujiko and Nami in a stern tone.
"It's not like you two could compete on who's the best thief," Dylan said to Fujiko and Nami as the two ladies had sly smiles on their faces.
"I like that idea," Fujiko said.
"Me too," Nami said.
"Maybe we can compete on who can steal the most valuable museum piece," Fujiko said.
"Nope, nope, I don't want to go to prison because of your need to steal," Dylan said to Fujiko and Nami.
"I agree," Nico Robin said.
Then, Robin (wearing her aviators, blue vest, salmon sarong, and pink pumps) walks into the living room and stands next to Dylan and Juvia.
"I don't want to see you two stealing priceless artifacts that could send Dylan to prison for thirty, maybe forty years," Robin said.
"Or longer depending on the item that was stolen," Dylan said.
"But I do like the idea of that contest," Robin said as Dylan couldn't believe what Robin said.
"Are you nuts Robin?" Dylan asked Robin in shock.
"No, but they're not stealing works of art or furniture, I was thinking something that isn't valuable," Robin said as everyone was confused.
"Each one of you will gather nine girls to form a heist group to steal the object," Robin said to Fujiko and Nami.
"And you can't pick me," Robin said to Fujiko and Nami as they disappointed they can't pick her.
"Why not?" Nami asked Robin.
"Because one group will be at a huge disadvantage if Robin is picked, since she is a genius," Dylan said.
"That is true I'm way too smart for it, especially for the opposing team," Robin said.
"Alright, you two go pick your girls and meet back here," Robin said to Nami and Fujiko and then the two ladies race off to find their teammates.
"Uh Robin, what are they trying to steal?" Dylan asked Robin.
"I'll tell you," Robin said to Dylan with a smile on her face.
Meanwhile, Fujiko was talking to Bellemere (who had on a black hoodie with an anchor on it, light blue ripped jeans, and grey sneakers) in Bellemere's bedroom.
"So you want me to help you steal?" Bellemere asked Fujiko.
"Yes, I'm competing against your daughter to see who is a better thief," Fujiko said to Bellemere.
"Competing against Nami huh, I kind of like that, beating my own daughter at her own game," Bellemere said.
"So you are in?" Fujiko asked Bellemere.
"Oh yes I'm in," Bellemere said.
Meanwhile in a hallway, Nami was talking with Nojiko (wearing her red bandana, black muscle shirt, blue jean shorts that stop above the knees with tribal patterns on it, and dark blue sneakers) about the idea.
"You are competing against Fujiko on who is the best thief?" Nojiko asked Nami.
"Yes and I need my sister to help me," Nami said to Nojiko.
"This is fucking nuts, I'm not going to jail because of you," Nojiko said to Nami in a stern tone.
"We aren't stealing art, we are stealing stuff that no one would care about," Nami said.
"Don't be a stick in the mud, join me," Nami said to Nojiko.
Nojiko was always someone that followed the rules, but she never had any kind of wild fun before. So she decided to say "fuck it" and have some wild fun.
"Okay I'll join you for this, but this is the only time," Nojiko said to Nami.
"Awesome," Nami said in an excited tone.
Over in Mina's bedroom, Fujiko was talking to Mina Ashido (wearing a red t-shirt with a boombox on it, dark blue jeans, and black and white sneakers) about this competition.
"A heist competition, interesting," Mina said as she was intrigued by it.
"Yeah I heard about your flexibility and it can come in use here," Fujiko said to Mina.
"Well I am the best dancer at U.A. and in this harem," Mina said.
"So you in?" Fujiko asked Mina.
"Oh hell yeah I'm in, I want to show everyone why I'm in 1-A for a reason," Mina said.
"Nice," Fujiko said.
Over in the living room, Nami was talking to Juvia over joining her team.
"So you want Juvia on your team?" Juvia asked Nami.
"Yes, if there is one girl Dylan loves a lot like me, is you," Nami said to Juvia.
"Well Dylan certainly loves when we spend time together," Juvia said.
"And this win we get Dylan to notice you even more," Nami said to Juvia.
"Well Juvia would love that a lot," Juvia said.
"So Juvia, what do you say?" Nami asked Juvia.
"To paraphrase Morty Smith from one of my beloved's favorite Adult Swim shows, Rick and Morty, 'you son of a bitch, I'm in'," Juvia said to Nami.
"Sweet," Nami said.
Over in the basement, Fujiko was talking to Secre Swallowtail (wearing a grey t-shirt with a raven on it, black ripped leggings, and black and white high-top sneakers) and Shampoo (wearing a light pink t-shirt, dark pink track pants, and dark pink sneakers) about this situation.
"A heist competition, that is the craziest shit I ever heard," Secre said.
"Shampoo heard crazy before," Shampoo said.
"I know this is out of the blue, but you two ladies have great abilities to turn into animals, and I thought maybe you two could use your skills to help me," Fujiko said to Secre and Shampoo.
"Well Shampoo cat form could help," Shampoo said.
"And since I can change into a bird, I can provide the view from the skies," Secre said.
"So, are you two going to join my team?" Fujiko asked Shampoo and Secre.
"Shampoo join team," Shampoo said as Secre was thinking this over.
After fifteen seconds, Secre made up her mind.
"Oh what the hell, I'm in too," Secre said.
"Excellent," Fujiko said.
Then, Meredy (wearing a dark red t-shirt with some wolf pups on it, black jeans, and dark pink sneakers) walks up to the trio.
"What's going on?" Meredy asked Fujiko, Secre, and Shampoo.
"Oh Nami and Fujiko are competing to see who's the best thief and she recruited us," Secre said.
"Care to join, your past skills in Grimoire Heart could help us?" Fujiko asked Meredy.
"Pretty please Meredy?" Shampoo begs Meredy.
"Okay, but only because Shampoo was so nice to me," Meredy said.
"Nice," Fujiko said.
Over in Ituska's bedroom, Nami was talking with Itsuka Kendo (wearing a blue long sleeve shirt, black jeans, and blue and white converse sneakers) and Kinoko Komori (wearing a red short sleeve sundress that stop at her knees, white knee-high socks, and red sneakers) over this competition.
"So you want us to join your team?" Itsuka asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
"And this is some sort of heist game?" Kinoko asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Please tell me this isn't a joke," Itsuka begs to Nami.
"Nope this is real," Nami said.
"We want to be Pro Heroes, and stealing isn't really hero like," Kinoko said.
"We aren't stealing any valuable so you two won't have to worry about crime," Nami said to Itsuka and Kinoko.
"And besides, you two are in a full blown harem, rules went out the fucking window once you joined," Nami said to Itsuka and Kinoko.
"That's true," Itsuka said.
"Yeah being in the harem is pretty much breaking numerous rules," Kinoko said.
"I also heard Fujiko recruited Mina to her team," Nami said.
"Oh really," Itsuka said.
"They have an ace in the hole," Kinoko said.
"Well then I'm in," Itsuka said.
"Me too," Kinoko said.
"Excellent, four down, five to go," Nami said.
Meanwhile in Beth's bedroom, Fujiko was talking to Beth Vanderwood (wearing a black bandana around her head, black long sleeve shirt with blue denim overalls over it, and red boots) about joining her team.
"Huh a heist, that's something I wouldn't expect," Beth said.
"Hey you snuck in the Louvre with Dylan and the others to get me, so you shouldn't be freaked out by it," Fujiko said to Beth.
"I don't know," Beth said as she was very unsure about it.
"If you do this, it could prove your worth to Dylan and you could be sent on more missions," Fujiko said to Beth.
"Well I would love to go on more trips with Dylan," Beth said with a smile on her face.
"So?" Fujiko asked Beth.
"Okay, I'll join your team," Beth said to Fujiko.
"Nice," Fujiko said with a slick grin on her face.
Over in the hallway on the fourth floor, Nami was talking with Karui (wearing a grey bandana, white and blue L.A. Dodgers jersey, dark grey baggy cargo pants with a grey belt around it, and red and grey converse sneakers) about this competition.
"So a heist huh, this could raise my street cred," Karui said.
"Street cred?" Nami asked Karui as she was confused by it.
"You do realize you're in a harem, not wanting to become a rapper," Nami said to Karui.
"I'm sorry, I have been listening to a lot of rap music recently, when you listen to enough N.W.A. and Busta Rhymes, you tend to want to become a rapper," Karui said.
"Why not listen to Eminem or those Beastie Boys?" Nami asked Karui.
"Eminem is decent, but I'm not much of a Beastie Boys fan," Karui said.
"Let's get back to the main discussion, want to join my team?" Nami asked Karui.
"Oh hell yes, with me on your team, no one will stop us," Karui said to Nami in an excited tone.
"Oh yeah," Nami said.
"What's going on about thieving," Téa Gardner said in a stern tone.
Then, Téa (wearing a black and yellow t-shirt with a chibi magician on it, red denim skirt, and and knee-high converse sneaker boots) walks up the stairs and approaches Nami and Karui.
"Oh Téa, hi, we were discussing about this competition Nami and Fujiko were having," Karui said to Téa.
"Well I'm not going to be part of it," Téa said.
"Come on Téa, we aren't stealing anything valuable and no one will go to jail," Nami said to Téa.
"I'm not getting involved in this crazy scheme," Téa said.
"If we win, I'll reduce the price of renting my clothes," Nami said to Téa.
"Well I like your outfits and it would be nice to borrow them at a low price," Téa said to Nami as she was thinking this over a little.
"Okay, I'll join your team," Téa said to Nami.
"Oh hell yes, Fujiko is going to be toast," Nami said in an excited tone.
Over in the backyard, Fujiko was talking to Nefertari Vivi (with her hair down, wearing a pink shirt with blue short sleeves, light purple jeans that stop an inch below her knees, and white ankle-length heel boots) and Ristarte (wearing a white t-shirt with some angels on it, white jean shorts that stop at her upper thighs, and gold wedges) about joining her heist team.
"I can't believe it," Ristarte said in shock.
"You want us to join this heist you got?" Vivi asked Fujiko in shock.
"Yes," Fujiko said.
"I have been around Nami long enough that this is not shocking," Ristarte said.
"Me too, but still," Vivi said as she couldn't believe it.
"I know this is odd, but you two aren't the most powerful girls in the harem," Fujiko said to Vivi and Ristarte.
"Hey," Vivi said angrily to Fujiko as she felt insulted.
"I try my best," Ristarte said.
"Maybe if you two join me, it will shut Nami up," Fujiko said to Ristarte and Vivi.
"Oh I want to beat Nami at her own game so bad," Ristarte said as Vivi was thinking this over.
"I'm not sure, Nami is my friend and I don't think we can beat her," Vivi said.
"Well we might have an ace up our sleeve, as in I got Bellemere to join us," Fujiko said.
"Wait you got Bellemere to join, that's great, who knows Nami better than her own mom," Vivi said.
"So you'll join us?" Fujiko asked Vivi.
"Yes, I'll join you," Vivi said to Fujiko.
"Ooh our team is almost complete," Fujiko said as she was getting very excited.
Over in the workshop, Nami was talking to Mei Hatsume (wearing her goggles, black tank top, dark grey coveralls that was tied around her waist, and brown work boots) and Botan (wearing a white polo shirt, blue skirt that stop above her knees, white knee-high socks, and blue and yellow sneakers) over this situation.
"Ooh a heist, I like the sound of that," Mei said.
"That's why I came to you two, you two have got the gadgets to pull off a heist," Nami said to Mei and Botan.
"Well I got the gadgets, but Mei's gadgets are a bit sketchy," Botan said and then Mei gets into Botan's face.
"Hey, my babies are getting better every day," Mei said to Botan.
"That's your opinion," Botan said to Mei.
"So you two, want to join me?" Nami asked Mei and Botan, and then Mei gets into Nami's face.
"You bet I want to join," Mei said in an excited tone.
"I'll join you," Botan said to Nami.
"Perfect and we got one more girl to ask," Nami said.
Later on in the basement, Lucoa (wearing her pink cap, black tank top, blue jean shorts, black stockings, and pink sneakers) and Aqua (wearing a blue t-shirt, white skirt with dark blue leggings underneath, and light blue ankle-length boots) were sitting on the couch, wondering what the hell was going on.
"Do you feel like something is going on?" Aqua asked Lucoa.
"Yes, I notice Fujiko and Nami have been walking around, talking to the others girls today," Lucoa said.
"Yeah, I would never expect those two to talk to everyone in one day," Aqua said.
"I wonder what's happening?" Lucoa asked.
"Hey Aqua, Lucoa," Nami said to Aqua and Lucoa from the main floor.
"We'll find out," Aqua said.
Then, Nami and Fujiko race downstairs and rush over to Aqua and Lucoa.
"What is going on with you two?" Lucoa asked Nami and Fujiko.
"We are competing to see who is the best thief and we're forming teams," Fujiko said.
"That explains it," Lucoa said.
"And why they come to us last," Aqua said.
"Well you're useless and Lucoa isn't much of a fighter," Nami said to Aqua.
"Hey, I'm trying my best," Aqua said in anger to Nami.
"And your best is not enough," Nami said to Aqua.
"That's fine, I'm not a fighter, I'm more a chiller," Lucoa said.
"So Lucoa, do you want to join my team, we do need a dragon?" Nami asked Lucoa.
"Nami, I'll be honored to join you," Lucoa said to Nami.
"Excellent," Nami said as Lucoa stands off the couch.
Then, Nami and Lucoa make their way upstairs as Fujiko and Aqua were left in the basement.
"So I guess you are on my team," Fujiko said to Aqua as she wasn't happy to have her on her team.
"Yay," Aqua said in a happy tone.
"Just don't screw this up, I don't want your useless ass costing me this heist," Fujiko said to Aqua in a threatening tone.
"Got it," Aqua said in a scared tone.
Later on, it was evening as the girls gathered in the living room as they were waiting for Dylan and Robin to show up.
"So how long do we have to wait for Dylan and Robin?" Nami asked.
"Hopefully not too long," Secre said.
Then, Dylan and Robin come walking into the living room as they were holding two whiteboards.
"Oh good everyone is here," Dylan said.
"So for Nami's team we got Nojiko, Itsuka, Kinoko, Mei, Botan, Lucoa, Juvia, Karui, and Téa," Dylan said.
"And for Fujiko's team we got Vivi, Bellemere, Ristarte, Mina, Shampoo, Secre, Aqua, Beth, and Meredy," Dylan said.
"So what are we stealing?" Nami asked Dylan and Robin.
"I'm glad you asked," Robin said to Nami.
Robin then shows the girls the whiteboard and on it was a drawing of the Thousand Sunny and Luffy's trusted straw hat.
"Is that a drawing of Luffy's hat?" Vivi asked.
"Yes it is Vivi, one of the items that you'll be tasked to steal is Luffy's trusted straw hat, if you do that, you'll be a legend," Dylan said.
"Or we end up in the morgue, Luffy loves that hat with all his might," Aqua said.
"Hey if you can manage to take it and avoid Luffy's wrath, it will be all sweeter," Dylan said to Aqua.
"Oh yes this is going to be easy, as Luffy's closest friend I know how to take his prized possessions," Nami said.
"Sorry Miss Navigator, this is Miss High End Thief's job," Robin said to Nami.
"Oh come on," Nami complained.
"This will be your job," Robin said to Nami.
Dylan then shows off his whiteboard and on it was the Fairy Tail guild and Natsu's prized scarf.
"Is that Natsu's scarf?" Juvia asked Dylan.
"Yes it is Juvia, this will be Team Nami's object to steal," Dylan said to Juvia.
"Oh shit, this could be trouble," Nami said in a slight nervous tone.
"Yeah, it is worse than dealing with someone with rubber powers," Itsuka said.
"Here is how this competition will work," Dylan said as the girls were listening carefully to it.
"Tomorrow you two teams will go out and attempt to steal these items, you have until midnight to come back and bring the item with you," Dylan said to the girls.
"So we got a whole day to achieve the task," Nami said.
"Yeah, you can spend time staking out the place and hit it when the time is right," Dylan said to the girls.
"Ooh I love that," Fujiko said.
"How are we getting there, we only have the Silverado?" Itsuka asked.
"I took care of that, we rented two vehicles for each pair, they will be here tomorrow," Robin said.
"Nice," Nami said.
"Now you all get some rest, it is going to be a busy day tomorrow," Dylan said to the girls.
The girls then get off the couch and head off as they were excited for this game.
"This is going to be entertaining," Robin said with a smile on her face.
"Yeah it's going to be a little bit entertaining," Dylan said.
Robin then gives Dylan a soft hug and kisses him on top of his head.
"Who do you think will win?" Robin asked Dylan.
"I don't know, both teams are stacked, this could be very close," Dylan said.
"Well the real winners are us, for watching it," Robin said to Dylan.
"Yeah," Dylan said.
The next day, Team Nami and Team Fujiko were gathered outside the mansion as two Ford vans (one grey and one black) were in the driveway.
"So those are our vehicles?" Fujiko asked Robin as she and Dylan were outside as well.
"Yes," Robin said.
"They look very sketchy," Nami said.
"Yeah, just write 'Free Candy' on it and it feels like a van owned by one of those pedophiles," Aqua said.
"Nobody do that, these are rented and I don't want any girl to go to prison over it," Dylan said to the girls.
"Got it," Aqua said.
"Anyway, you have until midnight to bring back the items, good luck," Dylan said to the teams and then he and Robin head back into the mansion.
Soon, the teams grab some things and they head into their vans, Team Nami was in the grey van and Team Fujiko was in the black van. The two teams drive out of the driveway and head to their locations.
Later on, the two teams made it to their locations as they were ready for some recon.
Over at the Fairy Tail guild, Team Nami were ready to plan out how to do their recon.
"So how are we going to spy on them?" Lucoa asked Nami.
"This is where Mei comes in," Nami said.
"Mei, got the devices?" Nami asked Mei.
"You bet I do," Mei said to Nami in an excited tone as she gets into Nami's face.
Mei then hands Nami five small circular metallic devices.
"These will hear perfectly, they are waterproof and the sounds will be heard clearly through it," Mei said.
"And they won't explode?" Nami asked Mei.
"Nope, I checked it numerous times and they aren't unstable," Mei said.
"Oh thank god," Nojiko said.
"Now we need someone to get inside and plant our bugs," Nami said.
Then, the other girls turn and look at Juvia.
"You want Juvia to do it?" Juvia asked the girls as she points to herself.
"Hey you know this guild inside out, you joined it along with Gajeel," Nami said to Juvia.
"That is true," Juvia said as Nami hands her the listening devices.
"Then it should be easy for you, go in, plant the devices, and do it without anyone noticing you," Nami said to Juvia.
"Juvia won't let you down," Juvia said to Nami.
"You'll need some help," Nami said to Juvia and then she looks at Botan.
"Botan," Nami said to Botan.
"Yes Nami," Botan said to Nami.
"You got those spirit detective tools with you?" Nami asked Botan.
"Yes I do," Botan said.
"Use that spyglass of yours to look through the building from the outside, just make sure you do it quietly," Nami said to Botan.
"Understood Nami," Botan said to Nami.
Juvia and Botan then exit the van and walk towards the guild. Once they made it to the front door, Botan walks around to the back of the building.
"Here we go," Juvia said and then she knocks on the door.
After three knocks, the door opens and it was Gray Fullbuster who opened it.
"Oh hello Gray my beloved," Juvia said to Gray as she was trying to act like she was in love with him, but it was a lie.
"Juvia, what are you doing here?" Gray asked Juvia.
"It's been a while since Juvia has visited Fairy Tail, and Juvia thought she could hang out for a while," Juvia said.
"Well then, come on in," Gray said to Juvia and then Juvia walks into the guild with Gray closing the door behind him.
Juvia then walks around a bit and then she approaches a table. She then carefully pulls out a listening device.
"Here we go," Juvia thought.
"Hey Juvia," Natsu Dragneel said to Juvia as this startled her and he approach her.
"Oh Natsu," Juvia said to Natsu with a smile on her face.
"What are you doing here?" Natsu asked Juvia.
"Oh it's been awhile since Juvia visited Fairy Tail, so Juvia popped in for a visit," Juvia said.
"Say want to fight me, I want to see if your water can match my fire?" Natsu asked Juvia.
"Maybe later Natsu, maybe later," Juvia said to Natsu as she carefully places the device under the table without Natsu noticing.
"Okay," Natsu said and then he walks away.
Meanwhile, Botan was using her spyglass as she was slowly walking around the outside the building as her spyglass was pressed up against the wall. She looks through the spyglass and sees inside the guild.
"Okay, I'm getting a nice view through the building, this should be an easy heist," Botan said quietly.
Meanwhile, Juvia had manage to plant the other devices. She put one in the basement, one in the library, one in the back of the building, and using her water power, she put one in the pool.
After three hours, Juvia exits the guild as she and Botan head back to the van.
Soon, Botan and Juvia get back in the van and close the doors as Nami wasn't happy at Juvia.
"Took you long enough," Nami said to Juvia.
"Hey Juvia wanted to hang out with everyone a bit," Juvia said.
"Well you're lucky that Mei has manage to hear everything with those devices," Nami said to Juvia as they look to see Mei had on headphones and was listening on this box.
"Yeah I hear everything in this guild," Mei said.
"Oh by the way, are you into Gray?" Mei asked Gray.
"Juvia was before joining the harem, now all Juvia cares about is Dylan," Juvia said.
"She's pretty good at acting all gooey around Gray," Nami said.
"I can tell," Mei said.
A few hours later, Team Nami were still in the van with Mei listening on the conversations inside the guild.
"Anything Hatsume?" Itsuka asked Mei.
"Well I'm hearing Natsu and Gray bickering, Wendy upset over the lack of boobs, Elfman talking about manly things, and Levy reading what appears to be a book," Mei said.
"This is not helping," Nami said in anger.
Then, Mei hears a whole bunch of noises coming from the box.
"What's going on Hatsume?" Kinoko asked Mei.
"I'm hearing a whole bunch of stuff," Mei said.
"What is it?" Nojiko asked Mei.
"I'm hearing a man demanding free stuff because he is the son of an MP, someone ordering what appears to be a Big Mac, and people pissed off over the prices," Mei said.
"What the fuck?" Karui asked in confusion.
"Damn it, Mei's device must be on the fritz," Nami said in anger.
"They haven't exploded," Téa said.
"No but it must have shorted out and now we are hearing everyone in town," Nami said and then she shuts off the box.
"That's not what I wanted," Nami said as she wasn't too happy about it.
"But I think me scoping outside the guild helped a bit," Botan said.
"Yeah, we still have a chance of winning," Nami said.
"Now let's head out so we can plan our heist," Nami said to her teammates as they drive out of the area.
Meanwhile, Team Fujiko was outside the Thousand Sunny as Secre (in her anti-bird form) and Ristarte were flying around the ship, looking for any kind of spot to look through.
Ristarte then sees an open window and she looks into, while Secre looks into another window. They see the Straw Hats hanging out and doing various things.
Over in the van, Fujiko was watching Ristarte and Secre carefully.
"We got some good teammates in the form of Secre and Ristarte," Fujiko said.
"But Nami has a big advantage with Mei on her team and she is able to have gadgets to hear everything that goes on inside in there," Beth said.
"They may have the technical side, but we got the personal side," Fujiko said.
"What do you mean?" Aqua asked Fujiko.
"Vivi knows the Straw Hats personally and Bellemere is the mother of Nami, who is a member of the group," Fujiko said.
"Oh yeah," Shampoo said.
"They know more about them than most of us," Fujiko said.
"Yeah I know Luffy loves meat, Mister Bushido loves to train and sleep, Usopp is obsessed with creating new stars, Mister Cook loves the beautiful ladies, Chopper loves to get compliments, Franky loves to build things, and Brook likes his music," Vivi said.
"Yeah we have to play into their weaknesses," Fujiko said.
Then, Secre and Ristarte come flying back into the van. Once they get the back doors close, Ristarte's wings disappear and Secre turns back into her human form.
"So how did it go?" Meredy asked Secre and Ristarte.
"It's really hard to tell without sneaking in and alerting the others," Ristarte said.
"But I think we have a way to make sure Luffy doesn't know about his stolen hat," Secre said.
"What is it?" Mina asked Secre.
Ristarte then shows them Chopper's old top hat.
"Is that Chopper's hat?" Vivi asked Ristarte.
"Yes it is," Ristarte said.
"If Luffy is distracted enough, we can get his hat and put this on his head, that way he'll never know," Secre said.
"This might be a risky move," Meredy said as Fujiko was thinking this over.
"Hold on, it might work," Fujiko said to Meredy.
"What do you mean?" Meredy asked Fujiko.
"Vivi, you say Luffy is an idiot right?" Fujiko asked Vivi.
"Yes he is, he has made some very rash decisions in the past," Vivi said.
"Maybe if we shape this hat and paint it, Luffy will never know it is a fake," Fujiko said.
"That could work, Luffy will never know it," Vivi said.
"Then it is settled, we have our plan and later on tonight, we will strike," Fujiko said to her teammates as they smile a bit.
Later on, it was nighttime as both teams were ready for their plans to strike.
Over at the Fairy Tail guild, Team Nami were in their van, ready for their plan. Nami then pulls out a set of blueprints to the guild and sets it down.
"So here's the plan," Nami said to her teammates.
"Lucoa, Kinoko, and Itsuka will go and make the people of the guild a special soup that will knock out everyone in the guild. Once they are out, Téa will sneak out of the cart that we bring in and grab Natsu's scarf. Then you all race out of the building, get back in the van, and we drive off," Nami said to her teammates.
"What about Happy, he'll make sure to protect Natsu?" Botan asked Nami.
"That's where Nojiko comes in," Nami said.
Nojiko then holds out a fish that was three feet in length.
"Holy shit," Mei said in shock.
"Will this be big enough for Happy?" Nojiko asked Nami.
"Oh yes, he loves fish and he'll take his sweet time to eat it, that way the ones inside can escape without being notice by him," Nami said.
"What if Natsu doesn't eat the soup?" Juvia asked Nami.
"That's where I'll come in," Karui said as she holds a sack in her hands.
"What's in the sack?" Téa asked Karui.
"Oh it's dust from mushrooms Kinoko summoned and crushed up, these are strong enough to knock out Natsu," Karui said.
"I think we got all of our bases covered," Nami said to her teammates.
"Alright everyone, let's put our plan into motion," Nami said to her teammates.
"Team Nami," the rest of Team Nami said with excitement.
Then, everyone exits as Téa hides in the cart they had out. Lucoa then pulls the cloth on the cart down, covering it.
Lucoa, Itsuka, and Kinoko then push the cart towards the guild.
"Oh I hope this works like a charm," Lucoa said.
Soon, they made it to the front door as Itsuka knocks on it.
After ten seconds, the door opens and it was Natsu that answered it.
"Well look who we got, the former dragon goddess," Natsu said to Lucoa.
"Hey Natsu, did you get Juvia's message?" Lucoa asked Natsu.
"Oh yes, I can't wait to try this dish," Natsu said.
Then, Lucoa, Itsuka, and Kinoko roll their cart into the guild as Natsu closes the doors behind him.
Once they get everything set up, they start to prepare their soup with cutting up vegetables, pouring in ingredients into the pot, and mix them up together.
"You think this is working?" Itsuka asked Kinoko quietly.
Itsuka and Kinoko look to see Lucoa mixing up the ingredients as everyone was focusing on her bouncing clothed breasts.
"I think, they are so focused on Lucoa's breasts than what we're putting in," Kinoko said quietly.
Meanwhile, Nojiko opens up a window and quietly drops the fish inside the guild.
Then, Happy smells the fish and he flies towards it. He then lands on the floor and looks at the fish.
"Ooh it looks so yummy," Happy said and then he starts to eat away at the fish.
Later on, the soup was ready as Lucoa, Kinoko, and Itsuka pour it into bowls. Then they hand the bowls to everyone in the guild.
Everyone in the guild start eating their soups as Lucoa, Kinoko, and Itsuka watch on.
"When will they be out?" Lucoa asked Kinoko quietly.
Then, they hear the sound of people landing on the ground as they see almost everyone in the guild knocked out.
"Right now," Kinoko said.
Kinoko then lifts up the cloth and looks at Téa.
"You can come out now," Kinoko said to Téa.
"What about Happy?" Téa asked Kinoko.
Kinoko then looks to see Happy was still eating away at his fish.
"He's still busy," Kinoko said.
Téa get out of the cart and then they quietly look around the guild.
After five minutes, Téa return as they couldn't find Natsu and his scarf.
"We couldn't find Natsu anywhere, he must be in the bathroom," Téa said.
"Nami took into account for that," Itsuka said.
Soon, Natsu exits the bathroom as he was ready to eat some of that soup.
"Oh I'm ready for that soup," Natsu said.
Then, he is covered in this dark brown dust as he starts to cough a bit.
"What the hell?" Natsu asked in shock.
Eight seconds later, Natsu starts to feel weak and then he falls into the floor and was out cold.
Soon, Karui hops down from the ceiling and lands on the floor.
"Oh yeah, ninja skills never fails," Karui said quietly.
Karui then carefully slides the scarf off of Natsu's neck and puts it in her pants.
Karui then runs towards the other girls and soon stands with them.
"Let's get the hell out of here," Karui said to the girls.
Then, Karui and the others girls grab their things and head out of the guild. Soon they get themselves and their things in the van, while Nojiko was already in the van.
Then, Nami drives out of the area and was heading back to the mansion.
Meanwhile over at the Thousand Sunny, Team Fujiko were waiting in their van, ready for their plan.
"So, does everyone have their roles?" Fujiko asked her teammates.
"Yes," the other girls said.
"What about Zoro?" Beth asked the girls.
"If I know Mister Bushido, he is sleeping like a baby and nothing will wake him up," Vivi said.
"Okay then, let's do it," Fujiko said to her teammates.
They soon exit their van as Shampoo was in her cat form for this heist.
"Hey, why is Shampoo in her cat form?" Vivi asked Fujiko.
"For her to get inside the ship," Fujiko said.
Fujiko then takes some mud and rubs it all over Shampoo.
"Now you know what to do?" Fujiko asked Shampoo nods "yes".
"Excellent," Fujiko said.
Then, Fujiko and Vivi walk up to the front door with the others hiding away from the door. Fujiko then knocks on the door.
After ten seconds, the door opens and it was the other Straw Hats who answered it.
"Oh hey Vivi," Luffy said to Vivi.
"Hi Luffy," Vivi said to Luffy.
"Oh Vivi-swan, who is this lovely beauty next to you?" Sanji asked Vivi in a lovely tone.
"Oh this is my new friend, Fujiko Mine," Vivi said as she introduce Fujiko to Sanji.
"So this is the chef, nice to finally meet you Sanji," Fujiko said to Sanji.
"Ah Fujiko-chan, Vivi has such good taste in friends," Sanji said in a lovely tone.
"So what do you two ladies want?" Sanji asked Fujiko and Vivi.
"Oh, well me and Vivi were hoping to give you a massage, I know you would love that a lot," Fujiko said to Sanji.
"Oh I would love for you ladies to massage me, come on in," Sanji said to Fujiko and Vivi.
Fujiko and Vivi then come into the ship and follow Sanji, as they see that Zoro wasn't around.
"Where is Mister Bushido?" Vivi asked Sanji.
"Oh that Moss Head is sleeping away, he doesn't deserve to see such two lovely ladies," Sanji said as he, Vivi, and Fujiko continue to walk away.
Before the other Straw Hat could close the door, Bellemere, Meredy, and Mina stand in front of them.
"Oh Bellemere, Mina, Meredy, what are you three doing here?" Usopp asked the three ladies.
"We followed Fujiko and Vivi here, we couldn't miss out on hanging out with you guys," Meredy said to the other Straw Hats.
"Awesome, the more the merrier," Luffy said in an excited tone.
"So Usopp, I heard Dylan gave you some terrifying ideas for stars," Bellemere said to Usopp.
"Yeah," Usopp said.
"Well maybe I can help with some ideas, as a former Marine I know how to take out pirates and corrupt assholes," Bellemere said to Usopp.
"Okay then," Usopp said as Bellemere walks in and follows Usopp to his workstation.
"Hey Franky, can you help me?" Meredy asked Franky.
"What do you want Meredy?" Franky asked Meredy.
"I want you to design a little home for Wolfy," Meredy said to Franky.
"I don't know," Franky said as he wasn't sure he wanted to build something for a plushie.
"Please," Meredy begged Franky as she gave him the sad eyes and Franky couldn't resist it.
"Okay I'll build you one," Franky said to Meredy.
"Yay," Meredy said in an excited tone.
Meredy then walks into the ship and follows Franky.
"So Mina, what's going on with you?" Luffy asked Mina.
"I was hoping to hang out with Brook," Mina said.
"Me?" Brook asked Mina.
"Yes, I was hoping to help you write some songs," Mina said to Brook.
"Oh that warms my heart, if I had one, skeleton joke," Brook said as Mina laughs a little.
"Awesome," Mina said as she walks into the ship and follows Brook.
Before Luffy close the door, he sees Beth pulling out a cart full of various cooked meats.
"Hey Luffy, I heard you love meat, so I got you a nice healthy supply of it," Beth said to Luffy as she stops pulling the cart.
"Oh my god," Luffy said as he got very excited over it.
Luffy then grabs the cart and just pulls it into the ship with so much force.
"Enjoy," Beth said to Luffy and then she walks away.
Soon, Tony Tony Chopper was going to close the door and then he sees Shampoo, covered in mud and stumbling towards him.
"Aww poor cat," Chopper said to Shampoo as he didn't know about Shampoo's transforming ability.
Chopper then picks up Shampoo and closes the door.
"You need a long bath, look all clean and presentable," Chopper said to Shampoo and then he starts to walk to the bathroom.
Meanwhile, Vivi and Fujiko were away giving Sanji a massage.
"So Fujiko-chan, you're a thief like Nami-swan?" Sanji asked Fujiko.
"Yes I'm a burglar, but I think I'm way smarter than her," Fujiko said.
"Beauty and brains, I think I found the love of my life," Sanji said in a lovey tone.
"I can also knockout a guy with ease," Fujiko said.
"Really?" Sanji asked Fujiko and then Fujiko press her elbow against the upper part of Sanji's back.
That move cause Sanji to be knocked out with ease.
"Holy shit," Vivi said in shock.
"How long will he be out for?" Vivi asked Fujiko.
"Six hours at the least," Fujiko said.
"That's good," Vivi said.
Over in his workshop, Usopp was talking to Bellemere about star plans.
"A heat seeking star?" Usopp asked Bellemere.
"Yes, that way it will hit it's target no matter what," Bellemere said.
"What about people with cold blood?" Usopp asked Bellemere.
"Then we make a variant that will hit people with cold blood," Bellemere said.
"Ooh I love that idea," Usopp said.
Over in Franky's workshop, Franky shows Meredy plans for Wolfy's house, which was a single storey small playhouse in a modern style.
"What do you think?" Franky asked Meredy.
"It's nice, but I want someone that has more of a natural look," Meredy said.
"Okay," Franky said.
Meanwhile Brook and Mina were trying to make a song with Brook playing his violin, while Mina was beatboxing a bit, but it wasn't working out.
In the bathroom, Chopper had filled up a bathtub full of water so he can give Shampoo a bath.
"Okay, in the water you go," Chopper said to Shampoo as he was about to lower her into the water.
Seeing the water was warm, Shampoo try to wriggle out of the situation, but Chopper wasn't going to let her escape.
"Oh you aren't going to get out of this one," Chopper said to Shampoo.
Then, Chopper puts Shampoo into the water as Shampoo was swimming around a little.
"There you go, now don't move," Chopper said to Shampoo and then he walks out of the bathroom.
Then, Shampoo turns back into her human form as she was naked and the mud was washing off her body.
"Oh, Shampoo hide," Shampoo said in a worried tone.
Shampoo then hops out of the bathtub and hides behind it.
"Need something to be in my place," Shampoo said.
Shampoo then finds a pink and purple bath mat and she grabs it. She then shapes it into a cat and pets it a little as the material was similar to her cat fur.
"This do," Shampoo said and then she tosses it into the bathtub.
Chopper then comes back into the bathroom with soap and towels in hand. He then walks over to the bathtub and starts to scrub at the cat shaped bath mat.
"There you're getting all nice and clean," Chopper said to "Shampoo".
As Chopper was doing that, a naked Shampoo was lying low.
"Don't make noise, don't want reindeer notice Shampoo," Shampoo thought.
Several minutes later, Chopper drains the water out of the tub and picks up "Shampoo". He then carefully dries "Shampoo" off and carries her out of the bathroom.
Shampoo then pops her head up and hops into the tub. Unfortunately, there was no water in it.
"Damn, no water," Shampoo said as she was slightly angry.
"Shampoo must be cat," Shampoo said.
Outside the Thousand Sunny, Aqua was pressed up against the wall, ready to help Shampoo.
"Don't worry Shampoo, I'll help you," Aqua said quietly to Shampoo.
Aqua then moves her right arm as water was coming from the spout in the tub.
Then, the water splashes onto Shampoo and lucky for her it was cold. She then turns from a human back into a cat.
"Thank god, Shampoo can help," Shampoo thought and then she hops out of the tub.
Shampoo then quietly sneaks out of the bathroom and looks around. She sees Mina still with Brook and what she didn't know was that Bellemere was still giving Usopp ideas and Meredy was still giving Franky a hard time about the design.
"No word from others, don't need worry," Shampoo thought.
Shampoo then quietly walks around the ship and then she stops at Luffy's room. She quietly opens the door as she sees Luffy, belly full of meat and asleep, apparently him eating all that meat cause him to fall asleep.
Shampoo then quietly walks into the room and approaches Luffy. She then looks up to see Secre, in her anti-bird form, holding the fake hat which looks identical to Luffy's hat as she was sitting on an open window ledge.
Shampoo then nods to Secre and then Secre tosses the hat to Shampoo as it lands next to her.
Shampoo then quietly grabs onto Luffy's hat and slides it off his head. She then tosses the hat to Secre and Secre manages to catch it.
Shampoo then takes the fake hat and quietly puts it on Luffy's head.
Once she sees the job was done, Secre flies away from the ship and back to the van.
"Perfect, alert others," Shampoo thought as she quietly exits the room.
Shampoo then walks around the ship and alert the other girls. She first alerts Fujiko and Vivi as Sanji was still out cold, then she alerts Bellemere who gave Usopp several good star ideas, she then alerts Meredy who drove Franky crazy as she rejected his numerous drawings, and finally she alerted Mina as she couldn't figure out a song for Brook to make.
Soon, those girls sneak out of the ship and then they, Secre, Aqua, and Beth hop into the van. Fujiko then start up the van and they drive out of the area.
At the mansion, Dylan and Robin were sitting outside at the front of the house, waiting for the two teams to come back.
"Hopefully the teams will be back soon," Robin said.
"Yeah, it's getting late and the deadline is slowly approaching," Dylan said.
Twenty minutes later, Robin and Dylan see a pair of headlights from two vehicles coming towards the mansion.
"Here they come," Dylan said.
Then, the vans pull up and park in the driveway. Then, Nami and Fujiko get out of their vans and race to Robin with items in hand.
Then, both Nami and Fujiko stop in front of Robin at the exact same time.
"Here you go," Fujiko and Nami said at the same time.
Then, the other girls get out of the vans and approach the team leaders.
"Who won?" Beth asked.
"It's very close," Itsuka said.
"Dylan, who won?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"I don't know, they both landed her at the exact same time, the difference could be within thousands of a second," Dylan said.
"Oh damn it," Nami said in anger.
"What else could go wrong?" Fujiko asked herself.
Then, they all hear a loud angry shout from the distance.
"What's that noise?" Meredy asked.
Then, they look up to see an angry Natsu, being flown to the location by Happy.
"Natsu," Juvia said.
"Not good," Dylan said.
Happy then drops Natsu as Natsu lands on his feet on the grass, with Happy descending down next to him.
"Oh that's not good," Secre said.
Then, they hear another angry shout as they see another person flying in the sky. Once that person was closer, they realize it was Luffy.
"Luffy," Nami said in shock.
"We're screwed," Dylan said to the girls.
Luffy lands on the grass as he wasn't too pleased.
"Where's my hat?" Luffy asked in anger to the group.
Luffy then takes off his fake hat and holds it to them.
"How can you tell it was fake?" Nojiko asked Luffy.
Luffy then shows the group the inside of his hat and shows them a part that said "Made by Aqua" on it.
Fujiko then looks at Aqua with anger in her eyes.
"Aqua," Fujiko said to Aqua in anger.
"What, I want to show people I made it," Aqua said with a smile on her face.
"So fucking useless," Fujiko said under her breath.
Natsu and Luffy look to see Nami and Fujiko with their things.
"My scarf," Natsu said.
"My hat," Luffy said and then he and Natsu look at Dylan.
"Dylan, did you get these girls to take our stuff?" Natsu asked Dylan.
"Okay, this may look bad, but I can explain everything," Dylan said as he was in a pickle.
"Don't blame Dylan, if you have anyone to blame, blame me," Robin said to Natsu and Luffy.
"Yeah Miss Navigator and our newest friend were arguing on who was the best thief and he jokingly suggested a contest on who is the best thief. He was against it but I like the idea and I was the one who came up with stealing your things, Dylan was just tagged along because of my beauty," Robin said as Dylan blushes a little.
"That is a very idiotic thing and I'm sure Natsu will not like it," Happy said.
Then, Natsu starts to laugh a bit and smiles over this game.
"Natsu," Happy said to Natsu.
"Okay that was an epic idea, that might be the most fun thing I ever heard," Natsu said as Luffy was smiling and laughing as well.
"Yeah, I guess Nami's influence rubbed off on both of you," Luffy said to Dylan and Robin.
"Well I guess we should hand back your things," Nami said to Luffy and Natsu.
"I wouldn't," Robin said.
"Why not?" Fujiko asked Robin.
"Look closely," Robin said to Nami and Fujiko.
Nami and Fujiko look at the scarf and hat and very closely they see a small picture of a hand on it.
"What the?" Fujiko asked in shock.
"Are these fakes?" Nami asked Robin.
"Yes," Robin said.
"Then where is our stuff?" Natsu asked in confusion.
Robin then crosses her arms and then an arm sprout out of Natsu's back and an arm sprouts out of Luffy's back. Then one arm puts Luffy's original straw hat back on Luffy's head, while the other wraps Natsu's real scarf around Natsu's neck.
"Hey my scarf," Natsu said.
"My hat," Luffy said.
"Wait a minute Robin, did you take their stuff?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Yes," Robin said with a smile on her face.
"But how?" Dylan asked Robin.
Yesterday…
Dylan and Robin were in the living room watching Rick and Morty, more notably the episode "One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty".
"You know watching this episode of Rick and Morty and doing this game has got me an idea," Robin said as Dylan rests his head on her thighs.
"What is it?" Dylan asked Robin.
"You'll only know if you join me," Robin said to Dylan and Dylan sits up.
"You know what, no way, I'm not doing it," Dylan said as he gets off the couch.
"You are on your own," Dylan said to Robin and then he walks away.
After Dylan left, Robin put her plan into motion.
First, Robin examine photos of Luffy's hat and Natsu's scarf to know what they look like. She then carefully makes replicas of the two items, so Luffy and Natsu don't know they were fakes.
Once that was completely, she headed to the Fairy Tail guild, bringing along Dylan as a distraction for her (but he didn't know it). She was in the basement as this was part of the plan.
Then, Natsu crashes through the floor and land hard on the basement floor, knocked out after he and Gray got into a fight as usual. Seeing an opportunity, Robin use her Devil Fruit powers as two sprouted arms take Natsu's real scarf and replace it with the fake one. Once the sprouted arms disappears, Natsu gets up and continues to fight with Gray.
"That's phase one," Robin said quietly.
Later on, Dylan and Robin head to hang out with the Straw Hats as Dylan was hanging out with most of the Straw Hats, Robin was with Luffy as she used her Devil Fruit powers to play with him, the sprouted arms tickling him while Luffy was laughing.
Seeing a very quick opportunity, Robin takes off Luffy's hat and puts the fake one on his head, while she hides the real one.
Once the sprouted arms disappear, Luffy walks away and joins the others. Then, Robin picks up the straw hat and hides it in her clothes.
"And that's phase two," Robin said quietly.
Present day…
The girls were all shocked over the face they stole forgery items, especially Nami.
"You mean, I got outplayed by Robin," Nami said and then she faints onto the grass.
"Huh, first time for everything," Dylan said.
"So I guess that means Robin is the winner," Fujiko said.
"Thank you for this win," Robin said.
"You are so sneaky and smart Robin," Natsu said to Robin.
"Yeah you could have been new thief and dethroned Nami's throne," Luffy said to Robin.
"Aww thanks," Robin said to Luffy.
"I'm sorry for putting you two through this," Robin said to Natsu and Luffy.
"That's okay Robin," Natsu said to Robin.
"Yeah I was very impressed you did it," Luffy said to Robin.
"Well we should head out," Natsu said.
"Okay, bye Natsu and Happy, bye Luffy," Dylan said to Natsu, Happy, and Luffy.
"Bye Dylan," Natsu and Happy said to Dylan.
"See ya next time," Luffy said to Dylan.
Happy then grabs onto Natsu and they fly up into the air and head back to the Fairy Tail guild. Luffy then puts his hands in the ground, pulls himself back and stretching his arms in the process, and he then launches forward as his hands fly out of the ground and he flies into the air, heading back to the Thousand Sunny.
"Huh, I thought they would be more pissed," Dylan said.
"Me too," Robin said.
"So ladies, you all had fun?" Robin asked the girls.
Then, the girls walk past Robin and enter the house, grumbling and angry they did it all for nothing.
"Waste of fucking time," Fujiko said in anger as she was the last girl to enter the house.
"I'll get Nami and bring her back in," Dylan said to Robin and then he carries Nami over his right shoulder.
"Goodnight Robin," Dylan said to Robin.
"Goodnight Dylan," Robin said to Dylan and then Dylan carries Nami back into the house.
"That was fun, but I think this was the only time, once is good enough and I don't want more pissed off girls if we keep doing it, one is fine for me," Robin thought.
"Well time for bed," Robin said and then she heads back into the mansion and closes the door as it ends the day of a heist contest that was pretty much worthless for everyone, excluding Robin.
So in the end, it seems Robin outsmarted the two burglars of the harem, I mean what do you expect from a woman who got her doctorate at age eight. Hopefully Nami and Fujiko will get along after this and that they are equally good after getting owned by Robin.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon and we got the eighteenth girl to be under control by a card to appear in this fic, so stay tuned.