Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 115: Dylan vs. The Baroque Pair
Dylan Riley was in a very bad spot, most of his group were taken out by Mikita or Gem, and what's worse is that Mikita was using her Devil Fruit abilities to try and crush Dylan's cock and balls.
"Now time to say goodbye to your manhood," Mikita said to Dylan as Dylan knew this was going to be the end of his reproductive organ.
"One tho-," Mikita said and then she gets punched hard in the cheek, moving her foot off of Dylan's clothed crotch in the process.
Mikita skids seven feet along the grass as she had a nice bruise on her right cheek.
"The hell?" Mikita asked in shock.
Mikita then looks to see Secre Swallowtail on her feet, her Mana Skin fading in and out from the ambush she suffered from Gem.
"I thought you were out?" Mikita asked Secre in anger.
"No way, I still have some energy left," Secre said and then she runs over to Mikita.
"You have to catch me first," Mikita said to Secre as she picks up her parasol.
Before Mikita can use her Devil Fruit, Secre grabs Mikita by her ankles and lifts her into the air. She then slams Mikita hard onto the ground, knocking the parasol out of Mikita's hands and leaving a small crater in the ground.
Secre then let go of Mikita's ankles as she was looking to inflict some more pain.
"Now time for you to experience more of my Mana Skin power," Secre said to Mikita.
Secre then hops onto Mikita's stomach and then she rapidly stomps on Mikita's stomach at a rapid speed. These stomps were very hard as they were breaking Mikita's ribs and leaving some gashes on Mikita's stomach.
After thirty seconds of stomping, Secre stops as she was ready to give Mikita the finishing blow.
"Here comes my big stomp," Secre said.
Secre then jumps up and nails a very hard and powerful stomp to Mikita's face, driving the back of Mikita's head further into the ground.
Secre then steps off of Mikita's face as she looks at a now unconscious Mikita as Mikita was leaking out blood from wounds along her face.
"You felt the wrath of the Seal Mage," Secre said to Mikita.
Secre then runs over to a still downed Dylan and then she kneels down next to him.
"Hey Dylan, how are you feeling?" Secre asked Dylan.
"Like my balls are about to go into my body," Dylan said as he was in pain and his voice was a little bit high.
"I took out Miss Valentine," Secre said.
"That's good," Dylan said weakly as he looks back at Gem.
"But I got one more to deal with," Dylan said.
"Maybe my Mana Skin will help with it," Secre said.
"Do you want me to use it on you?" Secre asked Dylan as Dylan thinks this over.
After nearly a minute, Dylan made up his mind.
"Do it, I'm the only one that can defeat Mr. 5," Dylan said.
"Got it," Secre said as she puts her hands near Dylan.
Secre then uses her Mana Skin on Dylan as Dylan's body had a black glow to it.
After the spell was complete, Secre's own Mana Skin wears off completely as she lays down on the right side of her body.
Soon, Dylan kips back up to his feet like Shawn Michaels as he was full of energy.
"Oh yes, time to get into the fight," Dylan said in an excited tone.
Dylan then looks to see Secre was down as he kneels down to her.
"Secre, are you okay?" Dylan asked Secre in concern.
"I'm fine, just weak after using all of my energy, go and defeat him for us," Secre said weakly to Dylan.
"I will," Dylan said as he gets on his feet and turns to face Gem.
Soon, Irina Jelavić, Aqua, Ristarte, and Beth Vanderwood start to wake up as they see what was about to happen.
"Dylan's going to fight," Aqua said weakly.
"Ooh I'm going to enjoy it," Ristarte said weakly.
"Kick ass Dylan," Beth said weakly to Dylan.
"This is my first time watching Dylan fight, this will be interesting," Irina thought.
"Just because you glow doesn't mean you're that good," Gem said to Dylan.
"Well thanks to Mana Skin, I'm going to be unleashing more power and speed than you'll ever see," Dylan said to Gem.
Dylan then rushes over to Gem, just as Gem picks his nose and afterwards, he flicks the booger towards Dylan.
The booger hits Dylan and explodes on him. Once the smokes clears, Dylan continues to run at Gem.
"How is that possible?" Gem asked in anger.
"Power of the Mana Skin," Dylan said.
Dylan then swings his left fist at Gem, but Gem ducks the incoming punch.
Gem then tries to nail a roundhouse kick to Dylan, but Dylan ducks the kick as well.
"It's so wild, Mana Skin is helping me with my sight, I can see better with it activated," Dylan thought.
Dylan then nails four punches on Gem's ribs and face as blood was leaking down the left and right side of Gem's face.
Gem sees the blood dripping onto the ground as he wasn't too happy about it.
"You'll pay you fat fuck," Gem said in anger to Dylan.
Gem nails three punches along Dylan's stomach and chest, with each punch exploding in the process. Once the smoke clears, Dylan was still standing as there was some damage to Dylan's stomach, hidden underneath his shirt.
"Okay since you had your fun, it's my turn," Dylan said to Gem.
"I want to try this and hopefully it works," Dylan thought.
"Black Claws," Dylan said as his hands were covered in black ki shaped like claws.
"What the hell?" Gem asked in shock.
"Eat claw," Dylan said to Gem as he swings the claws towards Gem.
Gem was dodging each strike, which was getting on Dylan's nerves.
"Okay, time for another plan," Dylan thought.
"Black Spike Kneepad," Dylan said as his right knee was covered in black ki spikes.
"Oh like I'm scared of a kneepad," Gem said in a mocking tone.
Gem tries to nail a slap to Dylan, but Dylan ducks the move.
Dylan then swings his spiked knee and it impales into Gem's stomach. The move ends up causing Gem to cough up some blood.
"Man, Mana Skin is fun and I'm getting more used to it, even if it's my second time doing it," Dylan thought.
Dylan then slides the spikes out of Gem as blood was spurting out of Gem's new wounds.
Then, the spikes disappears from Dylan's right knee as he was ready to inflict more damage onto Gem.
Dylan then swings his clawed hands and manages to land four slashes along Gem's chest and stomach, with blood now pouring out of those new large wounds.
"Okay Mr. 5, time for my finishing move," Dylan said to Gem as his black claws disappear.
"Black Bowie," Dylan said and then he summons a Bowie knife made of black ki.
Dylan then swing the knife at Gem, but Gem wasn't going down like that.
"Bad move fatty," Gem said to Dylan.
Gem then swings his left leg and strikes Dylan right in the crotch, causing another explosion from it.
"Ooh, that sounded bad," Irina said quietly.
The smoke clears as Dylan was a little stunned from the attack. Even with Mana Skin, Dylan felt a tiny bit of pain from it.
"Ooh, I guess it didn't absorb all of the blow," Dylan said in a little bit of pain.
Seeing an opportunity, Gem nails a series of rapid explosive punches to Dylan's face and stomach, hoping these moves will put down Dylan.
After twenty punches, Gem stops as he swings back his arms and then he nails Dylan with a double punch to the face. The explosion was big as this knocks Dylan back twenty feet as he skids along the grass and stopping soon after.
"No Dylan," Beth said in horror to Dylan.
Six seconds later, Dylan gets to his feet as blood was pouring down his face. He licks the blood off his lips as he has a sadistic grin on his face.
"Oh now this is getting interesting," Dylan said as his Mana Skin starts to fade in and out a little.
"Damn Mana Skin is starting to wear off, I need to finish it fast," Dylan thought as his knife disappears.
Gem then pulls out his revolver and opens the chamber. He then blows his breath into the cylinder and closes it up.
"Okay time for you to face my breath," Gem said to Dylan.
Gem then unloads the entire cylinder as his breath bullets were heading towards Dylan.
"Let me try something different," Dylan thought.
"Black Bullet," Dylan said.
Dylan then spits out six black ki shaped bullets as it collide with Gem's breath bullets, exploding on impact.
"Woah, Dylan has come along way in fighting," Ristarte said weakly.
"Yes he is," Aqua said weakly.
Once the smoke clears, Dylan and Gem were still standing as it was now Dylan's turn to bring the pain.
"Okay let's do this again," Dylan said.
"Black Breath," Dylan said.
Dylan then breathes out this beam of black ki as Gem dodges the beam. Dylan moves around hoping to get Gem, but unfortunately it wasn't working.
After ten seconds, Dylan stops as his Mana Skin was now fading in and out more.
"Looks like you are done," Gem said to Dylan.
"He's right, I don't have much left and I can't lose against him," Dylan thought.
After seconds of thinking, Dylan had an idea and he was going to hate it.
"There is one thing I can do," Dylan thought.
Dylan then reaches into his right front pocket and carefully pulls out the chocolate from the hotel room. He then carefully unwraps it and sets the wrapper back in his pocket without Gem noticing.
Dylan then closes his right hand and was ready for the power.
"Black Fire," Dylan said as he uses a good chunk of his magical energy into the small square piece of chocolate.
After six seconds, the spell was complete and Dylan was ready for the attack.
"Anything else you got?" Gem asked Dylan as he puts away his revolver.
"Yes I do," Dylan said.
"Chocolate Attack," Dylan said as he throws the piece of chocolate towards Gem.
Soon enough, Gem catches the chocolate with his right hand and then he laughs a little.
"A piece of chocolate, oh you are one dumb fat fuck," Gem said to Dylan.
Gem then tosses the chocolate into his mouth and chews it a bit as Dylan had a sly smirk on his face.
"Here it comes," Dylan thought.
After swallowing down the chocolate, Gem felt an intense heat inside his stomach, almost like lava, and then it goes to his mouth.
"AHHH," Gem screams in pain as black fire spits out of his mouth.
"What's the matter, not used to feeling my brand new Black Fire spell?" Dylan asked Gem as Gem was still feeling the pain.
Dylan then uses what little magical energy left to summon two Bowie knives of black ki in his hands.
Dylan then runs over to Gem and swings his Bowie knives at him. Afterwards, Dylan stops as he was eight feet past Gem.
Then, blood spurts out of new wounds opened on Gem's chest. Gem then collapses face first onto the ground and loses consciousness.
Then, the Bowie knives disappear from Dylan's hands and the Mana Skin wears off on Dylan.
"I did it," Dylan said and then he falls onto his back and loses consciousness as well.
Three hours later, someone slaps Dylan lightly on his left cheek as Dylan slowly opens his eyes. Once his vision is clear, he sees Secre Swallowtail kneeling over him.
"Secre," Dylan said to Secre.
"Enjoy your rest?" Secre asked Dylan.
"A bit," Dylan said.
"I manage to heal you and the other girls a little bit, just enough to close the major wounds," Secre said to Dylan.
"Thanks," Dylan said to Secre as he sits up.
Soon, the other girls walk over to Dylan as they see the damage he did to Gem.
"You did pretty good Dylan," Beth said to Dylan.
"Yeah, you took out Mr. 5 real good," Irina said to Dylan.
"Thanks," Dylan said to Beth and Irina.
"Are you ladies okay?" Dylan asked the girls.
"A little," Ristarte said.
"I'm fine at the moment, still a bit sore, but fine," Aqua said.
Dylan then gets to his feet as he sees an unconscious Mikita and Gem.
"You know the drill Dylan," Aqua said to Dylan.
"I know," Dylan said as he walks over to Mikita.
Dylan then puts his right hand near Mikita's chest and then his hand starts to glow a bit.
Soon, Mikita's number appears on her body and three seconds later, it disappears. Then, the silver line appeared between Mikita and Gem and then it disappears four seconds later.
Soon, the card floats out of Mikita's body and into Dylan's right hand. Afterwards, the glow from Dylan's hand is gone as Dylan looks at the card.
"Mikita, stars: four, special ability: Kilo-Kilo Fruit, daily income: $220 per day," Dylan said as he read what was on the card.
"Mikita?" Aqua asked Dylan in confusion.
"Her real name," Dylan said as the girls were confused.
"Well Baroque Works have code names, when Vivi was undercover she was Miss Wednesday, and Robin was Miss All Sunday," Dylan said.
"So the girls code names are days and the guys have numbers for code names," Irina said.
"Precisely," Dylan said to Irina.
"I'm surprised her daily income is low and Irina's is higher," Secre said.
"I think it is because she is not much of a fighter," Dylan said.
"True, she didn't seem to have much, except for her Devil Fruit," Ristarte said.
"Yeah, but it's another rare card for our collection," Dylan said as he puts the card away.
"Well guess we should take everyone back to the hotel," Dylan said.
"Agree," Irina said.
Then, Dylan carries Mikita and Gem over his shoulders as he and the girls head back to the van and back to the hotel.
Four hours later, Dylan and the girls were in Dylan's hotel room as the girls had bandages over their wounds.
"That was one wild fight," Beth said.
"Yeah, Mikita was giving us a hard time," Ristarte said.
"And Dylan fought again, he is getting used to it," Aqua said.
"He is definitely getting a hang of Mana Skin and is using magical energy like a pro," Secre said.
"He must have played enough fighting games to use those moves," Beth said.
"I agree with you on that one," Ristarte said to Beth.
Meanwhile, Dylan (who now had on his glasses and bandages along his forehead) had the Mikita trading card on a desk and then he pulls out his iPhone. He then goes to the menu and heads into the special app.
Dylan then goes into the scanner part of the app and starts to scan the card. After five seconds, the scan was complete.
"It is now scanned," Dylan said as he exits the app, puts his iPhone on sleep mode, and puts it in his front left pocket.
"We are making bank," Aqua said in a happy tone.
"Yes we are," Dylan said as he puts away the card.
Then, everyone hears a group of ruckus guys below them. Apparently, they are watching a soccer match and it was disturbing them.
"God I wish they shut up," Aqua complained.
"I got this," Irina said as she bends over a bit.
"HALT JETZT DIE KLAPPE ODER ICH RISSE DIR DEN KOPF AB UND TRETE DICH WIE EINEN BALL," Irina shouts to the room below and soon enough they stop the ruckus.
"Wow Irina, I didn't know you spoke German," Dylan said to Irina in shock.
"I speak several languages," Irina said.
"What did you say?" Beth asked Irina.
"Basically I tell them to be quiet or I'll use their heads as a soccer ball," Irina said as the girls were a little bit nervous.
"Got it," Ristarte said.
Then, Dylan and the girls look at an unconscious Mikita, who was covered in bandages and was out cold.
"I'm just glad we kept her partner in the other room," Aqua said.
"Yeah it would be bad to have him here as well," Secre said.
"Hey I'm going to talk to Nami," Dylan said to the girls.
"Okay Dylan," Secre said to Dylan as Dylan exits the room and closes the door behind him.
"Oh Nami and Vivi won't be happy to see her," Aqua said.
"Robin might be happy," Ristarte said.
"We might have to hold her back when she sees Nami and Vivi," Secre said to the girls.
"Oh we'll need an army to keep her back," Beth said.
Then, they see that Mikita was stirring a bit as she was about to wake up.
"Oh I think she is about to wake up," Irina said.
Mikita then opens her eyes as her irises change back from purple to bright green. She then sits up and feels a little pain in her head.
"Ow, it felt like I got hit by a brick wall," Mikita said in pain.
Mikita then sees the other girls in the room as this weirded her out.
"Great, first I was in Spider's Cafe, then I got separated by an earthquake, and now I'm here with a bunch of fucking weirdos," Mikita said in a unhappy tone.
"Hey, I'm not weird," Aqua said angrily.
"Me neither," Ristarte said.
"Who are you?" Mikita asked the girls.
"I'm Secre Swallowtail," Secre said.
"I'm Aqua," Aqua said.
"I'm Ristarte, but call me Rista for short," Ristarte said.
"I'm Beth Vanderwood," Beth said.
"And I'm Irina Jelavić," Irina said.
"Mikita," Mikita said.
"Oh we know, we defeated you," Secre said to Mikita.
"You defeated me?" Mikita asked the girls in shock.
"Yes," Beth said.
"That is impossible," Mikita said.
"No it is, just to get a card out of you," Irina said to Mikita.
"All that for a fucking card," Mikita said in anger.
"Yes," Secre said.
"But it is to add to Dylan's collection," Aqua said.
"Who the fuck is Dylan?" Mikita asked the girls in an annoyed tone.
"Dylan Riley, he is our leader," Ristarte said.
"Leader?" Mikita asked and then she soon realize what is going on.
"Is this some sort of bullshit harem?" Mikita asked the girls.
"Yes," the girls said.
"And Dylan actually defeated your friend and partner," Irina said to Mikita.
"He defeated Gem?" Mikita asked the girls in shock.
"You mean Mr. 5, then yes," Beth said to Mikita.
"How?" Mikita asked the girls.
"Thanks to my Mana Skin I gave him, he was able to defeat him, barely," Secre said as Mikita gets off the bed.
"And you are all in this guy's harem?" Mikita asked the girls.
"Yes, but there is also fifteen more members," Secre said.
"Well I'm not going to join a harem, this is against my high standards," Mikita said in anger.
"Said the girl that nearly crushed me with her ass," Aqua said.
"I'm out of here," Mikita said as she exits the room and slams the door behind her.
"She seems a bit much," Irina said.
"She'll join," Beth said.
"Yeah it's just a matter of time," Ristarte said.
Meanwhile outside the hotel, Dylan was sitting on the bench, talking to Nami on his phone and he was on speaker phone.
"Hey Nami," Dylan said to Nami.
"Hi Dylan," Nami said to Dylan over the phone.
"Feeling better?" Dylan asked Nami.
"I'm starting to feel better, took some medicine a little while ago," Nami said over the phone.
"That's good," Dylan said.
"Anyway, we got the girl," Dylan said to Nami.
"Sweet," Nami said over the phone.
"What's she like?" Nami asked Dylan over the phone.
"She's okay, you'll see her when we return home," Dylan said to Nami.
"So how much money you got?" Nami asked Dylan over the phone.
"Two hundred and twenty dollars per day, now we are making over thirty-four hundred dollars a day, which is over twenty-four thousand dollars a week," Dylan said.
Soon, Nami screams in joy over the phone as Dylan moves the phone back a little.
"I guess you are happy?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes I am," Nami said over the phone.
"Hey Nami, I miss you so much, it's different without you beside me in one of these journeys," Dylan said to Nami.
"Aww Dylan I miss you too, I feel a little lost without you too," Nami said to Dylan over the phone.
"Anyway I have to go, I'll see you soon Nami," Dylan said to Nami.
"I'll see you soon, bye," Nami said to Dylan over the phone.
"Bye," Dylan said to Nami and then he hangs up the phone.
Dylan then puts away his phone as Mikita steps out of the hotel.
Mikita then sees Dylan sitting on the bench so she walks over to him.
"This seat taken?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"Go ahead and sit down," Dylan said to Mikita and then Mikita sits on the bench next to him.
Mikita then looks at the bandages along Dylan's head.
"Geez, what happened to you?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"I got into a fight with a Lenny Kravitz wannabe, which is your partner," Dylan said to Mikita as Mikita couldn't believe it.
"Wait, are you Dylan Riley?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"The same one," Dylan said as Mikita was embarrassed.
"I can't believe Gem lost to a fat guy," Mikita complained.
"A fat guy who only had temporary powers," Dylan corrects to Mikita.
"Not helping," Mikita said to Dylan in an annoyed tone.
"I can't believe the harem leader is some fat nerdy looking guy," Mikita complained.
"Hey, I'm here," Dylan said as he was insulted.
"There is no way in hell I'm joining your harem," Mikita said in anger to Dylan.
"You say that now, but usually they join," Dylan said to Mikita.
"Whatever," Mikita said.
Dylan then pulls off a piece of chocolate from his front right pocket and unwraps it.
"Lucky there was several pieces," Dylan said as he puts the wrapper in the back right pocket.
"Say, want a piece?" Dylan asked Mikita.
"Is that chocolate?" Mikita asked Dylan in a curious tone.
"Oh yes, pure solid milk chocolate," Dylan said.
"I'll have a piece," Mikita said as she was trying to contain a smile.
Dylan then spilts the piece of chocolate and hands one piece to Mikita.
Dylan and Mikita put the pieces of chocolate into their mouths, chew them around, and swallow it afterwards.
"Ooh that's good," Dylan said.
"It's okay, I can make way better chocolate," Mikita said as this lead Dylan to strike a conversation with her.
"Hey are you a chocolatier?" Dylan asked Mikita.
"Yes, before this I worked at Spider's Cafe as the resident chocolate lady," Mikita said.
"That is awesome, I do like the odd sweets from time to time, and milk chocolate is my favorite," Dylan said as this cause Mikita to smile a little.
"Are you smiling?" Dylan asked Mikita.
"A little, I think this is the first time someone outside of Spider's Cafe liked what I do," Mikita said.
"Well if you showed me what you can do, I might like you even more," Dylan said to Mikita.
"Do you want me to join the harem?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"I want to, unless you and Mr. 5 are dating," Dylan said to Mikita.
"No we aren't, we are just friends," Mikita said.
"Alright then, so what do you think?" Dylan asked Mikita as Mikita thinks this over for a minute.
"You got a dessert person?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"No," Dylan said.
"Maybe I'll think about it," Mikita said.
"That's what I want to hear," Dylan said.
"Are you normally this kind and quiet?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"When I'm not dealing with assholes I hate, then yes," Dylan said and then Mikita rests her head on Dylan's left shoulder.
"Hey, I'm sorry for getting mad at you like that or hurting you in any way," Mikita said to Dylan.
"That's fine, the pain is definitely gone from my balls," Dylan said.
"Do you think the other girls will like me?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"Oh I think they will," Dylan said as he left out the part about Nami and Vivi in the harem as well.
"Have you had sex with the other girls?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"Well I'm off the table, I'll be your chocolate maker, but no sex stuff," Mikita said to Dylan in a serious tone.
"Oh you'll change your mind once you get settled in," Dylan said to Mikita.
"No I won't," Mikita said.
"Yeah you say that now, but things will change," Dylan said to Mikita in a playful tone.
Mikita then lifts her head off of Dylan's shoulder and then she stands off the bench.
"Say, you want to head back in?" Mikita asked Dylan.
"No thanks, I'll head up later," Dylan said to Mikita.
"Suit yourself," Mikita said to Dylan and then she heads back into the hotel.
"Oh Miss Valentine, you'll soon want some of my cock once you get used to the harem long enough," Dylan said quietly.
"Oh shit, Nami and Vivi aren't going to be happy to see her, I just hope I don't get castrated for this," Dylan thought as he continues to sit on the bench, relaxing after the fight and he'll figure out how to talk to Nami and Vivi about the newest member when he gets back.
Ooh that was wild, Dylan got some more Mana Skin use and he manage to beat Gem, thanks to using some new moves, and I think he has picked up attacks really well despite using Mana Skin twice. Also Secre manage to take down Mikita and the group has got another new harem member, oh boy will Nami and Vivi be shocked when they see her again. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 21
Cards Left: 79
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko Komori, Botan, Nefertari Vivi, Beth Vanderwood, Meredy, Secre Swallowtail, Juvia Lockser, Shampoo, Itsuka Kendo, Mei Hatsume, Karui, Téa Gardner, Mina Ashido, Fujiko Mine, Videl, Tomoko Shiretoko (a.k.a. Ragdoll), Irina Jelavić, and Mikita (a.k.a. Miss Valentine)
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin, Lucoa, Bellemere, Nojiko, and Erasa.
Income: $3470 per day, $97,160-$107,570 per month, and $1,266,550 for the year.
Anyway, stay tuned because it is time for another special chapter and let's just say it will be a smashing good time. It is coming soon so be on the lookout for it.