Hey, guys! Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, to give out an explanation for my extremely long absence in writing, my computer broke in the middle of the night and I took it to get fixed, but since it was near Christmas and New Year's Eve, it took FOREVER to get it fixed but it's fixed now and I'm back in business with four new updates to my stories. It would've been six but I don't want to waste more time in writing the other two but I will work fast to finish them...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OC Marc Woods belongs entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 4: M. Night Shaym-Aliens!}
"T-T-T-This is just sloppy craftsmanship." Rick says with an annoyed tone while rolling his eyes as we cue to a 'normal' morning in the Smith House, and we see him and Marc working on dissecting a rat in his lab in the garage with Leslie sitting near them and had Emma lying on the desk before her with the front of her dress being ripped off as Leslie had cut a huge hole in her chest and opened up her skin and flesh as she began examining her organs while wearing a pair of goggles and her white lab coat as she shakes her head in disappointment.
"Yeah, Daddy, this is just so freaking lazy. You'd expect them to make something better than this crap." Leslie said with an annoyed tone and a small sigh as Marc nodded in agreement while inspecting the dead rat as a curious Emma turned to the Draconian Girl.
"Make what better, best buddy?" Emma asked with an innocent smile on her face while kicking her feet around as she didn't seem to care much about having a huge bloody hole in her chest.
"Oh, hey, guys. Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?" A smiling Morty says while walking onto the scene as Rick rolls his eyes dryly.
"Oh, yes, Morty. It's almost unbelievable, isn't it?" Rick says sarcastically as he continues inspecting the dead rat with Marc, who nods while taking out the rat's heart, as he shakes his head in disapproval and throws it away with a soft, irritated sigh.
"Yeah, you know? There's something about the air, and just the way the sunshine is." Morty says with a sappy tone as he then yelped in surprise when an irritated Leslie ripped out Emma's heart and tossed it over to land on his head, splattering his face with blood as Morty gagged in disgust. "Ow! Geez! Hey! What the hell, Leslie?!"
"Ugh, seriously, guys? Why make Morty so snappy this morning? You'd really think these guys will do their homework?" Leslie says with a snort as Rick and Marc laugh in unison as a pouting Morty wipes off the blood from his face with his shirt.
"What the hell, Leslie? That was so gross and weird." A very annoyed Morty says with a glare as Leslie shrugs with an indifferent look on her face.
"Oh, sure it was, buddy. Pretty convincing." Marc says while speaking in a condescending tone as he rolled his eyes.
"Wh-Convincing?" Morty asked with a clueless look on his face as the Smartest Man in the Universe let out a loud, overdramatic gasp and turned to his grandson with wide eyes.
"Oh! Responsive, too! In real time! I love it!" Rick yelled with a fake impressed tone as Morty eyed the trio very oddly with a big sweatdrop on his head.
"Uh...okay..." Morty says awkwardly just as Beth appears out of nowhere while walking robotically as she slowly makes her way over to her car.
"I'm going to work. Morty, good morning. Dad, good morning. Leslie, fuck you. Marc, good morning. I am going to work. Goodbye." Beth says while getting into her car and then drives off.
"Geez, does she have to be such a bitch like the other one?" An annoyed Leslie says with a big sweatdrop on her head as Emma shrugs helplessly from the desk.
"What's with Mom?" Morty asked with a raised eyebrow as the Trio once again groaned loudly.
"Oh, what's with Mom? So, you're saying that she's acting weird? How soph*burp*isticated." Rick says while rolling his eyes with a scoff as the purple-haired man glances up at the sky.
"Yeah, careful, guys. You're gonna burn out the CPU with this one." Marc commented as Leslie nodded while jumping down onto the ground to walk over to grab Emma's heart.
"Hopefully they are using the latest stuff on us," Leslie says dryly while walking over to slap the heart back inside of Emma's chest as it healed up quickly, and the dress was fixed up as she sat up from the desk.
"Okay, you know what? You guys are acting weird, too." Morty says with a frustrated tone as Rick scoffs and reaches into his lab coat to pull out his flask and drinks from it.
"Whatever, quote-unquote 'Morty'," Rick says while using air quotes as Morty rolls his eyes with a tired sigh.
"Alright, well, come on, guys, we need to go to school," Morty says while looking at Leslie and Marc as he walks into the side of the garage. "Ow! Oof! Ugh!" Morty cursed while crashing down onto the ground as Marc laughed a bit just as Morty stood up quickly and rubbed his head in pain as Leslie and Rick eyed him suspiciously. "Damn it! I'm all right! I'm okay!" Morty screamed while walking outside as Leslie and the others stared at each other oddly.
"...Why are we all quiet and serious?" Emma asked with a cheerful smile on her face as Leslie and the others rolled their eyes.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~
In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.
A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was brutally shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him with a loud and angry roar. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were both robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick and ordered Morty to push the damn button as Emma appeared out of nowhere while resembling a Human/Predator-like Hybrid as she leaped over to land on top of the Demonic Doppelgangers and began eating them alive to help out Rick.
Giant Bat-Like Murderous Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly before wincing and held her stomach as she suddenly barfed out a naked and slimy Emma as she landed in front of her bestie and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.
A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie and Emma stood in the background with their eyes closed as the Draconian Girl took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty, and Marc could be seen trying to cover up their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, Emma, and a bored Rick goodbye cheerfully as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie then reached out to hold hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to suddenly shoot a big fireball at an annoying bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick, Emma, and Marc laughed at this amusedly.
A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.
A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the Girls were currently combating against the Cthulu with Leslie rearing back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~
"Alright, who can tell me wha is 5 x 9?" Mr. Goldenfold asked while looking around at his students as we cue over to Harry Herpson High School, and we see Leslie, who was in her Human Disguise Form, Morty, and Marc attending math class. "What is 5 x 9?" Mr. Goldenfold asked again with all of the students looking stumped by this as Leslie rolled her eyes while glancing down at her watch as she tweaked on it, and Marc rolled his eyes as Mr. Goldenfold then turned to glance at Morty. "Morty?"
"Uh, me?" A surprised Morty asked while pointing at himself as his Math Teacher nodded with a stern glare on his face as Leslie and Marc could be shown rolling their eyes dryly.
"What is 5 x 9?" Mr. Goldenfold asked as Morty sweated nervously and hummed as he struggled to come up with an answer for the 'complicated' question.
"Um, you know, it's, uh, at least 40," Morty answered lamely as all of the students gasped in amazement.
"Well, at least they got Morty's intelligence right," Leslie says bemusedly as Marc can't believe that Morty actually thinks the answer is 40. "Anyway, Morty, it's not at least 40, it's 45."
"Yeah, it's pretty obvious," Marc says snarkily while placing his head on his arms as Morty pouted.
"Wow...you three are completely correct! 5 x 9 is 45! And Morty, since you were close to the answer, you excelled as well. Come up here, you three." Mr. Goldenfold says with a big wide grin on his face as the brown-haired boy blinks in surprise and his face flushed in embarrassment as everyone begins cheering for them loudly and the Draconian Girl sighs heavily while the purple-haired man rolls his eyes as the Trio stands up from their desks and made their way over to the front of the class. 'Everybody, these three are the best students. I want you three to be the teachers today. Teach us." Mr. Goldenfold says excitedly while sitting down on a desk as, unknown to everyone, Rick and Emma can be seen spying on them through the window with the former ripping out her eyeballs and raising them up into the air to get a better view as the Genius of the Universe narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"W-W-W-What do you want us to teach you?" Morty asked awkwardly as various students raised their hands excitedly.
"Ooh, ooh! How do you make concentrated dark matter?"
"And, Leslie can you explain how your unique Draconian Psychology works exactly? And where do you come from?"
"Marc, can you give us the blueprints for your regenerative technology?" Various Students asked eagerly as Mr. Goldenfold perked up at the suggestions and nodded approvingly.
"Oh, those are good questions, students." Mr. Goldenfold says Morty looked confused while Marc facepalmed as Leslie sighed heavily and glanced down at her Holographic Disguise Watch as the Draconian Girl pressed the two buttons on each side of her watch, and immediately, a holographic blue glow washed over her whole body and, once it dies down, we see that Leslie had now morphed back into her True Form as she was not surprised to not see anyone not even Morty reacting to her true alien form.
"Wait, what?" A heavily confused Morty asked as Mr. Goldenfold leaned forward.
"Concentrated dark matter. The fuel for accelerated space travel. How, do you know how to make it?" Mr. Goldenfold asked curiously.
"And where do you come from, Leslie? There hasn't been any sighting of Draconians at all." Another Student asked as a third student glanced over at Marc.
"And how does your regenerative technology work exactly?" The Third Student asked as Leslie and Marc narrowed their eyes angrily while Morty shuffled around awkwardly.
"Uhhh..." Morty says nervously while glancing over at Leslie and Marc for support, only for them to remain silent as they had neutral looks on their faces.
"Come on, Morty. Isn't your grandpa, like, a scientist or something?" Jessica asked with a rather sultry tone as Leslie rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"Oh, yes, because Daddy would LOVE for us to blab his scientific secrets to a group of stupid teenagers." Leslie says dryly as Marc nods with a glare.
"Yeah, we're not allowed to say anything," Marc says as Morty nods sheepishly while twiddling his fingers anxiously as Jessica walks over to him and leans over to wrap her arm around Morty's shoulder as she pulls him into her breasts, face first.
"Oh, come on, I'm sure that you guys can tell us a few things, right, Morty? I bet you've seen him make concentrated dark matter a lot. You know, if you tell us, I'll be your girlfriend and let you have sex with me right here, right now~" Jessica says with a sultry tone while leaning into Morty's ear as he perked up excitedly with a big blush on his face.
"Uh, y-you will?" Morty asked hopefully with wide eyes as Mr. Goldenfold leaned forward with a sly look on his face.
"Seems like a rare opportunity, Morty." Mr. Goldenfold says just as the door was bashed open by Rick, who grabbed Emma by the back of her dress and commanded her to grow horns as he used her as a battering ram to burst through the door.
"Leslie, Morty, Marc, come on. There's a family emergency. Your Father finally decided to commit suicide and I have to pretend to be devasted about it to Beth." Rick says while throwing away Emma as he walks over to grab Leslie and Morty's arms and tries to drag them out of the classroom, but is stopped by a glaring Mr. Goldenfold as he walks over to grab their arms.
"Stop right there! If they leave, I'm giving all of them an F!"
"They don't care! Leslie, use firebreath!" Rick ordered as Leslie opened up her mouth and breathed out a huge burst of blue flames that washed over the whole class, burning everyone alive, as Morty looked horrified and traumatized by this while Marc looked indifferent as Rick then led them outside with Emma rushing after them while being completely burnt to a crisp and ran after them as they arrived at the Boys' Locker Room and the Old Man kicked the door opened as he leads them to one of the stalls.
"Rick, I have to go back! I think I was about to get married!" Morty yelled as the gang ran into the stalls, and Rick went over to turn on the faucet as Leslie shook her head.
"Trust me, you won't. Even if you did, you won't get any play, Morty, since she doesn't have any privates." Leslie stated bluntly as Morty did a double take at what the Draconian Girl said.
"Wait, what?" A bewildered Morty asked as, before Leslie could say anything, Rick turned to glare at the group sternly.
"Take a shower with me, Kids."
"What?!" A shocked Morty asked as Leslie nodded while Marc sighed heavily.
"Yay! Naked time!" A healed-up Emma cheered while reaching down to undo her pink ribbing wrapped around her waist and then reached down to grab her high-collared white poofy-sleeved dress and raised it up into the air before taking off her knee-length white socks and pink shoes as she also took off her white panties.
"Alright, let's get this over with," Marc says dryly while reaching down to grab his purple T-shirt and take it off as he then took off his black sneakers and pulls down his black pants and purple boxers to reveal his muscular slim form and flaccid 7-inch cock. "Don't worry, Morty, I find this super uncomfortable too, but this is what we need to do," Marc grumbled with crossed arms as he didn't want to get naked right now, but realized that they needed to do this for the adventure as Marc only wanted to be naked in front of Summer privately once they became a couple, and she gave consent.
"Yep," Leslie says calmly while reaching up to grab her dark blue bow as she took it off before undoing her dark blue overalls and pulling it down before taking off her light blue shirt and pink panties as an awkward and disgusted Morty closed his eyes as an annoyed Rick spotted this and walked over to place his hands on his shoulders.
"Morty, come on, hurry, up. Get your clothes off and get in the shower with your Grandpa, Aunt, and friend right now. This is completely normal, Morty. Y-Y-Y-You got to trust me, Morty." Rick says as his Grandson blushes in embarrassment and covers his body, even though he is fully clothed.
"B-But Grandpa Rick, I-I can't get n-naked in front of my a-aunt and our friends. I-It's just way too weird." Morty says nervously as Rick rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"Don't be too weird about it, Morty. Marc is a dude just like us, so it's no big deal, and Leslie has seen me naked all the time." Rick says calmly as Morty stares up at his Grandfather with an uncomfortable and creeped-out look on his face.
"...Should I call the FBI, Grandpa Rick?"
"Not in that way, Morty. Geeze." Rick grumbled as Leslie walked up to him calmly with Morty looking away respectfully.
"Don't worry, Morty, I have seen dozens of naked men in my life. It's no big deal. Hell, Dragons are naked in most media and not many people seem to care, and if you are worried that I will laugh at you if you are small, don't worry, I won't since that is cruel." Leslie says as a flustered Morty blushes in embarrassment with an irritated glare on his face.
"I-I'm not small, but...c-can you girls please turn around or something?" Morty asked anxiously as Emma titled her head confusedly while Leslie rolled her eyes playfully and reached over to grab Emma's hand as she had them turned around to face the wall and this gave Morty enough confidence to take off his yellow shirt, his long blue jeans, white shoes, and his white undies, remaining naked as his flaccid 6-inch cock was exposed. "I don't know what is going on, but it better be good, Rick. Leslie, Marc, and I are gonna get an F in class."
"Morty, that's not class. T-T-T-That wasn't your teacher. This isn't your school." Rick stated firmly while taking off his white lab coat, his light blue shirt, undid his dark brown belt and pulled down his long brown pants while also taking off his black shoes as he remained naked with his 9-inch flaccid cock being exposed to the world.
"What do you mean by that?" Morty asked worriedly while making sure to glance up at his Grandfather's face and not his crotch.
"Look, Morty, you know about that stupid, 'We are in a big simulation and reality is not real' bullshit theory? Well, in this case, the theory is real this time, but not in the way you think," Leslie says while not looking at Morty as Emma can be seen bopping her nipples in and out of her body playfully as she made buzzing noises.
Yeah, dude, this entire world is not the world. We're inside a huge simulation chamber on an alien spaceship." Marc says as Morty stares at everyone in pure shock.
"Wait a minute. W-What are you talking about?" Morty asked, heavily confused as Rick groaned loudly and rolled his eyes.
"Aren't you listening to us, Morty?" An irritated Rick snapped as he placed his hands on his hips. "Everything here is all fa*burp*ke, Morty, all of it. Nanobotic renderings, a bunch of...crazy, fake nonsense, Morty. I couldn't say so until we got in the shower. They won't monitor us in here."
"Monitor us?! W-Who?!" Morty asked panickedly while trying to cover himself shyly as Marc turned to him.
"Remember what I said earlier about being trapped in a huge simulation chamber on an alien spaceship, Morty? Well, we are trapped and monitored by Zigerion Scammers. The galaxy's most ambitious, least successful con artists."
"They are also highly uncomfortable with nudity, Morty. Not just with Humans, but all aliens in general. Why else do you think that we stripped down naked?" Leslie asked while wiggling her tail around as Emma turned to stare at her curiously and tried to reach down to touch her as the annoyed Draconian Girl swatted her hand away.
"Aw, come on, guys. If everyone's just gonna be insane today, at least let me be insane with Jessica." Morty says with a scoff and a glare while trying to get over and grab his clothes but is stopped by Rick as he runs over to grab Morty's clothes.
"We can't let you do that, Morty! Leslie! Burn our clothes!" Rick screamed as Leslie nodded and turned around to face the group as she opened up her mouth and breathed in a stream of blue flames that washed over their pile of clothes as they got incinerated to ashes.
"Leslie, no! I didn't pack any other clothes!" A worried Morty yelled as Emma whirled around and cheered as she began jumping up and down excitedly.
"Yay! Naked Party! Wheee!" Emma cheered while holding out her arms and ran out of the Boys' Locker Room as Rick perked up.
"Oh, good idea, we need to get out of here! Let's go, Kids!" Rick yelled while reaching over to grab Leslie and Morty's hands as he began leading them away.
"W-Wait, no, Rick, stop! People will see me naked!"
"Morty, it's no big deal. No one, but the Zigerions will see us naked. Everyone in here is a simulation, remember?" An annoyed Leslie says as she helps Rick drag a wailing and nervous Morty out of the Boys' Locker Room as Marc follows after them calmly, and the camera then pulls back to reveal the simulated world as we then appear at the Zigerion Control Room on their spaceship and we see all of the alien creatures groaning loudly and look away from the monitors with disgust as the Zigerions are humanoid aliens with four arms and a pink to purple skin tone as they have elongated heads with a small number of spiky protrusions and also have long antenna-like appendages that could serve as their ears as the Zigerions are outfitted with a specific type of space uniform that bears resemblance to the Starfleet uniform in Star Trek.
"Oh, god, sir! They're still naked! Ugh!" One of the Zigerions yelled at their leader, who was named Prince Nebulon as he had a pink tone and wore a similar outfit to the others but wore a yellow elegant cape.
"Well, check every five quintons and tell me when they're not!" Prince Nebulon ordered as a second Zigeroin snorted amusedly with his eyes glinting mischievously.
"Heh, I think we should make Kevin look, sir." A second Zigerion said while pointing over at a Zigerion named 'Kevin' as he wore glasses and looked like a pedo.
"What?! No! W-w-why would you even say that?" Kevin asked nervously while frantically pressing buttons on his computer to hide all of his folders filled with photos of human and alien genitalia.
"Uh, sir, we have a situation over here." A third Zigerion said as Prince Nebulon turned to him with a fierce glare.
"If there's a dick or a vagina on that monitor, I swear to god, Stu."
"No, sir, something is drawing a lot of processing power." The Now-Named Stu says while pressing a few buttons on the monitor as he then gasped in shock and realization. "Oh, wait. No wonder. There's another real human in the simulator." Stu says while pressing another button on his computer to show an image of a stupidly smiling Jerry driving around in his car on a large TV placed in front of the Zigerions.
"Okay, Jerry, big pitch meeting. Make-or-break time. You can do this." Jerry says to himself with a shaky and nervous yet determined tone as he then reaches underneath him to pull out a hair trim machine and begins trimming his nostril hairs while driving as Morty and Summer's Dad nearly run over a random pedestrian before being able to get control of his car again as he dropped his hair trim machine and it collided against his crotch, hurting him as Jerry yelped in pain.
"How did this happen?! Where's the Abductions Department?!" An angry Prince Nebulon asked as a Fourth Zigerion raised his hands defensively with a glare.
"Hey, man, Abductions just follow the acquisition order." The Fourth Zigerion says as a Fifth Zigerion glared down at him from the balcony.
"Don't put this on Acquisitions! We only acquire humans and aliens that haven't been simulated!" Fifth Zigerion yelled as a Sixth Zigerion glared over at him from the other side of the room.
"Well, Simulations don't simulate anybody that's been abducted, so-,"
"Oh, oh, oh, I see, it was no one's fault. Oh, okay. I'm sorry." A sarcastic Prince Nebulon says as he places his hand on his cheek with a scowl on his face. "Well, then, problem solved, right? Oh, wait no because there's still another human in here! Who is he anyway?!" Prince Nebulon asked with a fierce glare as Stu pressed a few buttons on his computer to find information on Jerry.
"His name is Jerry Smith. Rick's Son-In-Law, Leslie's Brother-In-Law, and the Father of Marc's Crush. So far, he hasn't noticed he's in a simulation." Stu says while studying the progress on Jerry's Simulation Chamber as Prince Nebulon sighs heavily and facepalmed as he waves his hand around carelessly.
"Well, cap his sector at 5% processing, keep his settings on auto, and we'll deal with him later. Rick and Leslie Sanchez and Marc Woods are the targets." Prince Nebulon ordered as Stu nodded and pulled down a lever to lower the Realistic Setting on Jerry's Simulation Chamber from '100%' to '5%' as we then cue over to Jerry, and we see him still driving down the street as he takes a deep breath.
"Gotta relax. It's just a pitch. Gotta relax." Jerry says while reaching down to turn on the radio in his car as it blares to life.
"This is earth radio, and now, here's...human music." A Zigerion says as a repetitive rhythmic beeping rang out and this seems to intrigue Jerry as he smiled dumbly.
"Hmm. Human music. I like it." Jerry says while rocking his head side to side in rhythm with the music as we then cue over to Leslie and the others' Simulation Chamber as we see the Gang walking down the street, still in the buff as a nervous and blushing Morty tries to cover his privates but was stopped by a stern Rick.
"Uhp, uhp, uhp! Morty, keep your hands off your ding-dong!" Rick yelled as the Draconian Girl nodded.
"Yeah, Morty, as we said before, us being naked is the only way for us to speak freely without being feared of being watched over by the Zigerions," Leslie says while flying above the group with the help of her wings as, while this was a simulation and all, she decided to take the chance to be able to fly around naked in her Draconian Form.
"Come on, Morty, how could you still believe that this isn't a simulation? I mean, just look around you." Marc says while gesturing around as Rick nods.
"Yeah, you'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details. Look, that guy's putting a bun between two hot dogs." Rick says while grabbing Morty's shoulder and facing him toward a Hot Dog Vendor placing a bun between two hot dogs.
"I-I don't know, Rick. I mean, I've seen people do that before." Morty says as Leslie does a double take at him.
"In what world?" Leslie asked in bewilderment while landing in front of Morty as he once again looked away from her respectfully. "Seriously, Morty, you can stop being a prude about this. Yes, we're naked, big deal. Get over it." Leslie says while rolling her eyes in irritation as Morty pouted.
"I just don't want to see my aunt naked," Morty says as Rick scoffs and pushes him aside.
"Morty's prudeness aside, look at that old lady. She's, she's walking a cat on a leash." Rick says while pointing over at an Old Lady walking her cat on a leash as Emma perked up and went over to take a bite out of the cat as she began eating it.
"Uh, Mrs. Spencer does that all the time, Grandpa Rick," Morty says as the purple-haired man gives him a withering look.
"Uh huh, and what about that, Morty? Is that normal?" Marc asked with a glare while pointing over at a Poptart walking out of a toaster house and into a toaster car before driving away.
"Okay, okay, you got me on that one, guys."
"Oh, really, Morty? Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere in real life before?" Rick says sarcastically as Morty groans and crosses his arms.
"No, no, no. I haven't seen that. I mean, why would a Poptart want to live inside a toaster, guys? I mean, that would be, like, the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're missing the point here, Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No." Rick stated matter-of-factly as Morty scratched the back of his head awkwardly.
"So, why are they doing this? W-What do they want?"
"Are you really that braindead that you don't SERIOUSLY know what they want?" A glaring Leslie says harshly with Morty pointing sadly as Rick and Marc don't seem to call her out on what she said as a loud siren rang out, and an ambulance drives up to them as the doors open up to reveal a couple of Paramedics and the unconscious form of the President of America, who seems to be an old white-haired man.
"We got the president of the United States in here! We need 10cc of concentrated dark matter, stat, or he'll die!" The Paremedic yelled just as a couple of Dungeons and Dragons Nerds appeared out of nowhere and ran over to the group anxiously.
"Quick, Leslie, we need to find out more about your alien species to incorporate Draconians into our game!"
"Oh my god! My baby is dying! Marc, please, give us the blueprints to your regenerative abilities to save her!" A Mom yelled to Marc while holding her bleeding, injured, and dying baby as she ran over to them and the purple-haired man reached over to grab the baby as Marc punted it like a football and punched the woman unconscious while Leslie whistled at Emma to get her attention and pointed over at the Dungeon and Dragon Nerds as her best friend perked up and nodded as she rushed over to begin eating the screaming and panicking nerds alive as a deadpanned Rick merely reached over to slam the ambulance doors shut and starts walking off with the others.
"Oh! Concentrated dark matter! They were asking about that in class! As well as trying to find out where Leslie came from and how Marc's regenerative powers work!" Morty as Rick nodded.
"Yeah, concentrated dark matter it's a special fuel that I invented to help me travel through space faster than anybody else."
"And Zigerions have been trying to figure out my Alien Species since they are pretty rare to see," Leslie says as Marc nods while placing his hands on his hips.
"And these douchebags are trying to get their hands on my regenerative technology to remain immortal."
"These Zigerions are always trying to scam us out of our secrets, but they made a big mistake this time, Morty." Rick says with a dark glare on his face as he gritted his teeth. "They dragged you into this. Now they're gonna pay."
"Wait, wha, w-w-what are we gonna do?" Morty asked nervously as Leslie gave him a sly grin.
"We're going to give them a total mindfuck. Really blow them up, you know?" Leslie asked just as Emma appeared as she followed after the others while being completely covered in blood and gusts.
"Damn right, baby girl. We are going to scam the scammers, Morty, and we're gonna take them for everything they've got." Rick says as Marc nods with a confident smirk on his face.
"Oh, yes, and these Zigerions are gonna feel pretty stupid when they find out."
"Find out what?" Emma asked curiously as Marc's features darkened with a growl.
"...They're fucking with the wrong people." Marc says as Morty blinks in surprise while Rick and Leslie grin sinisterly as they nod.
"National Apple Farmers of America." Jerry says nervously while standing inside a building named 'Ad Agency' as he stood in front of a table filled with an audience from the National Apple Farmers of America as Jerry seems to be oblivious to the fact that they are glitching or the fact that the wall placed beside him was missing. "Welcome to our Ad Agency. I'm Jerry Smith." Jerry says with an anxious smile as the audience stares at him blankly. "Alright. I'll just get to the pitch. Um, simple question, gentlemen, what are apples?" Jerry says hoarsely while clearing his throat a bit as he goes over to drink some water. "Ahh. Anyway, what are apples?" Jerry asked while pulling a poster board to the front of the room. "Apples are food, and when do we need food? When we're hungry." Jerry says with the audience once again staring at him blankly as even the author is cringing at what Jerry is saying. "With that, I give you your new slogan!" Jerry exclaimed while flipping the paper to reveal a sign saying, 'Hungry for Apples?' as everyone stared at this quietly. "Well, say something! Do you like it?!"
"Yes."
"...You do?" An incredulous Jerry asked as everyone nodded robotically.
"Yes."
"So I sold it? I sold the idea?" Jerry asked warily and suspiciously as everyone nodded robotically.
"Yes."
"Oh my god! Thank you!" Jerry cheered with tears of joy in his eyes as he and the others began shaking their hands with the idiot man once again not noticing that half of them were shaking hands to the air while others shook with their feet as Jerry then turned around to walk out of the room and made his way out of the building with 'Baker Street' song playing in the background as he took off his tie and slides down a handrail as Jerry landed in front of a group of random people walking, floating, and even glitching around. "Hey! I just sold my first pitch!"
"Slow down!"
"Lookin' good!"
"My man!"
"Hola! I'm Dora!" Various Civilians yelled as a smug-faced Jerry walked forward and pulled out a cell phone, dialing it up as he called his 'wife'.
"Ha, ha, ha! I'm ready!"
"Hey, Beth, good SpongeBob Squarepants impression," Jerry says obliviously while making his way over to his car, which looks way bigger than before, but he doesn't seem to care as he gets into it. "Anyway, guess who just sold the apple campaign?"
"Who just sold the Apple Campaign, Gary?" Beth asked with a robotic tone as Jerry laughed amusedly and shook his head.
"It's Jerry, honey. Anyway, it's me. I sold the Apple Campaign. I guess it wasn't a rip-off of 'Got Milk?' after all." Jerry says with a smug grin on his face as he laughs. "Guess someone was wrong." Jerry says with an arrogant laugh as Beth lets out a loud bird-like screech.
"YES!"
"Well, all is forgiven, because right now, I've got an erection the size of an East Coast lighthouse, and I'm coming home to share it with my beautiful wife~," Jerry says with a sultry tone as he begins driving his car, not knowing that it was making Flinstones running step noises.
"GIVE ME YOUR BIG DICK, BIG DADDY!"
"Wait, really? I don't have to wait until my birthday or Christmas like usual?" A surprised Jerry asked excitedly as he gripped his phone tightly.
"Hai, anata wa jūjun'na chīsana on'nadesu."
"Yes! See you in 10 minutes! Also, nice Japanese, honey!" An excited and horny Jerry yelled while hanging up his call as he then scrolled down his window and poked his head. "Hey! I'm going to make love to my wife!" Jerry screamed to a crowd of people that resembled exactly like the crowd of people back from his job.
"Slow down!"
"Lookin' good!"
"My man!"
"It's adventure time!" Various Civilians screamed as Jerry nodded and laughed as he drove off and made his way back to the Smith House while being oblivious to the fact that it was now randomly nighttime and the house was colored like a rainbow as Jerry made his way inside and didn't seem to care that the house was empty, except for a frozen and stunned Beth standing near the phone home as he went over to hug her and began kissing her as the dirty brown-haired man began massaging his 'wife's' breasts. "Mm. Mm. Mm. Yeah, don't move. Mm, mm, mm, mm! Mm!" Jerry moaned while kissing Beth's neck as we then cue back to Leslie and the others' Simulation Chamber as we see the Gang standing in the back of the stage in a park while somehow wearing their clothes again, even though they burned them earlier, as they could also be decked out in chains and gold.
"Aw, geez, guys. I-I don't know if I like this plan, you know? I mean, crowds, t-t-t-they have a tendency to make me really nervous." Morty says nervously as Rick walks over to place his hand on his shoulder to calm him down.
"Morty, relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine." Rick says reassuringly as the Draconian Alien Girl nods.
"Yeah, just calm down and follow our lead," Leslie says while walking over to lower Morty's pants and raising herself up to her pointy toes to put a hat on his head. "Also, don't be afraid to say the, 'N-Word',"
"What?!" A stunned Morty asked as Leslie shrugged.
"What? All rappers say the 'N-Word'. Even white ones."
"Alright, alright, alright, enough playing around, let's go and do this," Marc says as the others nod and they walk onto the stage as Emma can be seen sitting near them in the DJ Booth while wearing rapper clothes as a small crowd of people stands in front of them. "DJ Monster Girl? Spin that shit." Marc commanded as Emma nodded and began playing some hip-hop music as the crowd of people started cheering at him loudly.
"Uh-oh, Morty," Rick says with a fake, devasted tone while speaking into his microphone as he and the others bounce to the beat. "This crowd looks too small for one of our famous rap concerts. I don't think we can perform our new song, 'The Recipe for Concentrated Dark Matter, the True Understanding of the Draconian Species, and Blueprints for Mark's Regenerative Abilities!' for a crowd this tiny."
"You got that right, Rick," Morty says lamely while speaking into his microphone as, just like that, hordes of people appear from all directions and congregate in the park.
"Now that's more like it! Alright, guys, here we go. Let me hear everybody say 'Hey-oh!'," Rick shouted as the crowd of people yelled, 'Hey-oh!'.
"All of the black girls yell, 'N*%*#er!'," Leslie screamed as all of the African American Women screamed, 'Nigger!'.
"Everybody over thirty beat up people over forty and little kids under 10 all play a game of hopscotch, hide and seek, and peekaboo!" Marc yelled as everybody over thirty began beating up people over forty, and little kids under 10 all began playing a game of hopscotch, hide and seek, and peekaboo as various people began glitching.
"Yo, everyone whose first name begins with an 'L', who isn't Hispanic, walk in a circle the same number of times as the square root of your age times ten!"
"Everyone who is wearing a red shirt jump up and down 1,000 times and everyone with a blue shirt kiss people who are wearing pink shirts, and everyone with purple shirts try to take a shit, poop, and cum at the same time!"
"And for everyone who loves the Owl House and Amphibia, they must give out a long detailed explanation on why they both deserve to have the 3rd season of their respective shows get a longer running time and more episodes. As well why Disney should burn in hell for cutting those shows so damn short!" Rick, Leslie, and Marc exclaimed in unison with everyone trying to do as they demanded, only for the whole simulation to freeze as a loud, defeating noise rang out.
"Run, Kids! Before the system reboots!" Rick ordered firmly as he and the others jumped off from the stage as they ran off from the park.
"...Yeah...you like that? Now who's unremarkable? Are you hungry for apples? Are you hungry for apples?!" Jerry's grunts rang out as we cue back to his Simulation Chamber, and we see him having sex with Beth while both of them are naked as the roof above them was missing, and the bed was switched with a heart-shaped bed as a moaning and whimpering Jerry proceeds to cum inside of Beth, who still had a stoic look on her face and her arms were held up in the air as a panting and satisfied Jerry lied beside Beth as he had a goofy smile on his face.
"Oh, my god. That's the best sex I've ever had in my life. I lasted for about 40 seconds. That's a new record. It's too good...I don't deserve this, Beth. I'm a fraud." Jerry says with teary eyes as Beth briefly glitched out and transformed into Pomni from the Amazing Digital Circus as she looked around confusedly and screamed in disgust and shock at the sight of a random naked man lying beside her as Pomni frantically came out of the covers and frantically looked around before perking up at the sight of a familiar red Exit Door placed near her as the Jester rushed over to it and opened it up before running inside as she slammed the door shut, alarming Jerry as he turned around and realized that Beth was gone as he teared up and groan.
"Oh, god! I really am a fraud! Even my own wife doesn't want to be near me." Jerry screamed panickedly while tearing up as he began crying into his hands, not noticing that the Slenderman could be seen spying on him from the background with Mordecai and Rigby suddenly appearing beside him as they let out a couple of loud, 'WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' before suddenly being beaten up by Omni Man, who flew in to land in front them as he began beating them the fuck up with Jerry being completely oblivious to this as he continued crying loudly.
"...Oh, man, guys! W-w-w-where are we running to?!" A panicking Morty asked as we see him, Rick, and Marc running through the frozen simulation while Leslie and Emma fly above them with the help of their Draconian and Demonic Wings.
"Out of the simulation, Morty!" Rick yelled as Leslie glanced down at her Nephew while Emma could be seen flying around her happily as she let out a couple of loud cheers.
"You see, the chamber operates like a treadmill with the virtual world disappearing behind us and being rendered in front of us as we move through it," Leslie explained as Marc nodded.
"But while it's frozen, we can get to the edge," Marc says just as they arrive at the ledge of their simulation chamber as he and Rick jump off while Leslie and Emma fly down to land on the ground and hide their wings as Morty was shocked by this.
"Holy crap!"
"Come on, Morty!" Rick ordered while he and the others turned around to run down the alleyway as Morty flinched and jumped off the ledge as he followed after them.
"Sir, they're over the edge." A Zigerion says with an arrogant smirk on his face as Prince Nebulon grinned slyly.
"Yes, they are. Just as planned." Prince Nebulon says as he and the other Zigerions begin letting out loud, evil laughter. "Oh, this is going to be such a mindfuck!"
"Keep your eyes peeled for the central processing room, Kids. That's how we're gonna scam these idiots." Rick says while he and the others ran down the corridor of the Zigerion Spacecraft as a curious Morty turned to him.
"So, hey, why do these aliens keep coming after you, guys, if you're so much smarter, powerful, and more resilient than them?" Morty asked as Emma perked up and turned to the Smartest Man in the Universe, the Draconian Alien Girl, and the Purple-Haired Man.
"Yeah, I was also interested in that," Emma commented as Rick rolled his eyes a bit and scoffed.
"It's an obsession for them at this point. The Zigerions have been trying to outsmart me for years, Morty. Every time they do, we're one step ahead of them."
"The Zigerions are just like the rest of the aliens in the universe, Morty. They want to find where my species lives and sell them as slaves and try to use them as weapons." Leslie says with a glare as the purple-haired man turns to the brown-haired teenage boy.
"They keep trying to find out how my regenerative abilities work, so they can keep scamming everyone whilst avoiding death more easily." Marc says just as they arrived at an intersection as it had two signs that read, 'CPU-This Way' and 'Escape Pods-This Way'.
"Aha. Here we go." Rick says with a sly grin as he and the others make their way into the CPU Room, which is a huge room filled with multiple alien-like computers that hold a multitude of multi-colored CPUs. "Grab as many processors as you can carry, Kids," Rick says while going around to start collecting the chips as Leslie and the others follow his lead. "These guys aren't good at much, but they're really good at making these chips."
"I've got so many, I can barely hold them all! Look at, look at this!" Morty says while walking over to Rick as he holds a bunch of CPU Chips in his shirt, but accidentally drops one of them as it shatters down into the ground. "Oops. I dropped one."
"Don't worry about it, Morty. There's plenty of them, you little goofball." Rick says with a warm smile on his face while tossing numerous chips at Morty, who does the same as the Old Man then tackles him into the ground and gets him in a headlock as Rick rubs Morty's hair playfully.
"Come on, quit it, Rick! Quit it!" Morty says with a laugh as a grinning Rick gives him a noogie again.
"Ha, ha, nothing wrong with just a little bit of horseplay every now and then, little fella. Right, guys?" Rick asked while winking over at Leslie and Marc, who nodded slightly, knowing how weird it is that Morty didn't seem to comment on the fact that Rick actually acted like a real Grandpa for once as, after they collected all of the CPU Chips, they all sneak towards the escape pods and Emma pulled out a set of knives as she tossed them over at the Guards, stabbing through their heads and killing them as the Gang made their way into an escape pod and Leslie programmed it to go to Earth as they then blasted off from the Zigerions' Spaceship.
"Wow. What do you know? Huh. That was easy." An amazed Morty says as a closed-eyed Rick nods with a content smile on his face.
"Totes malotes, dawg."
'Just kind of hard to believe, you know?" Morty says with a shrug as the Draconian Girl turns to her nephew.
"Yeah, trust us, Morty, those dumbass Zigerions are pretty easy to defeat. I mean, they probably wouldn't see an obvious trap even if we spelled it out to them." Leslie says while sharing a high five with Emma as Marc rolls his eyes amusedly, and Rick nods with an arrogant smirk.
"Yep, once again, we're flying away with everything I can carry, and the Zigerions got nothing of mine."
"Mr. Marklevitz, do you have a minute to talk?" Jerry asked worriedly while standing outside of his Boss' Office as he opened the door and spotted a rick rolled meme placed in front of him as the dirty-brown-haired man closed the door and opened it to see his boss trying to walk into the wall as Jerry looked confused...before shrugging as he walked over to him just as Mr. Marklevitz spotted him as he turned to him with his above waist twisting around to face Jerry as Mr. Marklevitz snaps his fingers.
"Yes."
"Look, I'm a fraud," Jerry says while walking towards Mr. Marklevitz, who twirled his body around right as his skin turned purple. "I mean, let's face it. 'Hungry for apples' is just a rip-off of 'Got milk?' It's almost identical."
"Yes."
"Okay. I deserve that. Um, I guess I'll just pack up my desk." A saddened Jerry says while turning around as Mr. Marklevitz suddenly becomes a woman and snaps her fingers.
"Yes." Mrs. Marklevitz says as Jerry teared up and sobbed into his hands before putting on a determined glare as Mr. Marklevitz changed back into a man, and his skin returned to normal as Morty's Father turned to glare at his boss furiously.
"You know what?! No!" Jerry screamed while walking over to shove his finger into Mr. Marklevitz's chest with a growl as said person merely spazzed and glitched. "The milk people don't have a patent on simple rhetorical questions! Y-You-There's not even a single word in 'Hungry for Apples' that's shared by 'Got milk?'! It's a completely different slogan! It's different! And I shouldn't be fired! I should be promoted!" Jerry shouted firmly while crossing his arms with a huff as Mr. Marklevitz smiled and snapped his fingers once again.
"Yes."
"Yeah...wait, really?" A shocked Jerry asked as Mr. Marklevitz glitched widely.
"Yes."
"Yes! I mean, it may be derivative, but it's the most successful campaign to come out of this agency in a long time!" Jerry yelled happily as the author's laughter rang out in the background, but Beth's Baby Daddy seemed to not notice it at all as Mr. Marklevitz smiled and snapped his fingers yet again.
"Yes."
"I-I'm not saying it should win an award for commercials, but it could certainly be nominated for an award for commercials specifically about apples, like an Appley or something?" Jerry asked hopefully with a nervous tone as, once again, the author's laughter rang out in the background, and Mr. Marklevitz merely smiled as he snapped his fingers.
"Yes."
"Is there really an award called the Appley for Apple-related ad campaigns?" Jerry asked with a surprised tone as Mr. Marklevitz smiled and snapped his fingers.
"Yes."
"Could we nominate me?" Jerry asked excitedly with a squeal as Mr. Marklevitz smiled and snapped his fingers.
"Yes."
"Holy crap!" An excited Jerry says while turning around to walk away as Mr. Marklevitz glitches and snorts as he laughs.
"Man, this guy is a pure dumbass!" Mr. Marklevitz says while literally laughing so hard that his body glitched around violently and duplicated himself as they randomly changed colors, grew and shrank in size, and turned 3D, 2d, Anime, or real life as they all let out a loud defeating screech.
"Ah, this is a great day, guys," Rick says with a smirk as we see the Zigerion Escape Pod flying over to land in front of the Smith House, and the Gang makes their way out of it as they head into the garage with the CPU Chips. "I'm gonna be able to use these processors to make some really important science stuff," Rick says while bending down to a safe as he presses a password into a keypad, but it beeps negatively. "Huh. I thought I entered the code right." Rick says while pressing the password into the keypad as he pauses a bit and turns to Leslie. "Yo, Leslie, is the code for this safe, 1053?"
"Yeah, why?" Leslie asked, pretending to look clueless, as she and the others then gasped in 'shock' as the world around them went away to reveal that they were stuck in another simulation, and Prince Nebulon and the Zigerions appeared as they grinned at our faithful heroes smugly.
"Well, what's this? W-What could this possibly be? Because it looks like you're inside a simulation…inside a simulation. You're still on the ship. Game-day bucket goes boom." Prince Nebulon says with a mocking laugh as a Zigerion Woman walks over to him.
"Sir, the, uh, doctor's appointment to examine the discoloration on your butthole flaps was-,"
"Too loud, Cynthia. Too loud and too specific." Prince Nebulon says while glaring at the now-named Cynthia in annoyance as she grinned sheepishly and turned around to walk away. "Anyway, we've known how to make concentrated dark matter for a long time, but now we also know the code to your fabled safe, Rick Sanchez! All your, Leslie, and Marc's most valuable secrets will now be ours!"
"Uh, yeah, until I get home before you and change the combination, you bunch of idiots!" Rick yelled with a glare as Marc nodded with a smug grin.
"Yeah, you will never find out about my regenerative abilities tech and Leslie's species!" Marc screamed as Prince Nebulon merely pushed him back with a mocking laugh, and he then gave the group a menacing smirk.
"Not if we prevent you guys from going home! Get them!" Prince Nebulon ordered as his Zigerion Guards made their way over to grab the Gang with them struggling a bit as as Marc turned to Emma.
"Quick, Emma, raise your dress!" Marc ordered seriously as Emma nodded with a smile on her face.
"Okey!" Emma cheered while ripping her arms out of the Zigerion Guards' hold and landed on the ground and spawned another pair of arms to lift up her dress to reveal her naked body as Leslie quickly stretched down her tail and latched onto Morty's pants as she pulled it and his underwear down to reveal his cock as all of the Zigerion Guards let go of Leslie and the others as they backed away in disgust.
"Good shit, kids! Run!" Rick ordered as Emma swiftly lowered her dress while Morty pulled up his pants as the gang ran through the spacecraft with the Zigerion Guards chasing after them once they composed themselves as both groups arrived at a large chamber containing all of the alien creatures trapped in their simulations and the girls quickly spawned/grew their wings as Leslie grabbed Rick and Morty while Emma grabbed Marc as they flew them up into the air with Zigerion Guards being unable to chase after them as they cursed loudly.
"...I got to tell you, this morning, I didn't even know this award existed." Jerry says with a small smile on his face as we see him during the 'Appley Awards' and wearing a fancy tuxedo as he was handed the Golden Appley Award and was currently giving a speech to a crowd of people that look exactly the same from his workplace and that random street as they were multiplied a lot and glitching madly. "Now I'm holding one, and, um...look, I want to say that today was the best day of my life, but the truth is, it's, it's more meaningful than that."
"Slow down!"
"Lookin' good!"
"My man!"
"It's Hero Time!" Various Civilians yelled as Jerry nodded with a warm and happy demeanor on his face.
"Yes! Thank you, sir! I am finally complete!" Jerry yelled while holding up his trophy with a big wide smile on his face, but then yelped in surprise as everything around him started glitching violently with Morty and Summer's Father FINALLY being able to notice the godamn glitches as he looked around panickedly and spotted his Boss and various other people spazzing around erratically with the area around him changing to his job, home, Rick's Garage until the whole simulation swiftly went away to reveal his simulation chamber as a grunting Jerry crashed down into the ground while still wearing his tuxedo, weirdly enough, as the dirty brown-haired man looked around in surprise, not seeing this coming AT ALL as he then glanced down at his Appley Award and watched in horror as it glitches out of existence. "No..." A stunned Jerry says while trying to grab his award, hoping that it will suddenly come back into existence as he teared up.
"Jerry?!/My Brother-In-Law?!/Dad!/Mr. Smith?!/Beta Male!" Rick, Leslie, Morty, Marc, and Emma exclaimed in unison while running into Jerry's Simulation Chamber as they ran over to him.
"What are you doing here?!"
"Are you okay?!"
"Why are you dressed like a waiter?!"
"And why do you like you had your dreams shattered into a billion pieces?!" Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma asked in unison as the Smartest Man in the Universe than shook his head vigorously.
"Screw it. We don't have time for this bullshit. Leslie, grab him. Let's bounce." Rick ordered as Leslie nodded and ran over to grab Jerry, who began sobbing as the Gang ran away and they made their way through the Zigerion Spaceship while avoiding the Guards by going into the Development Area as everyone saw how the Zigerions constructed their simulation chambers but chose to ignore it for the moment as they were able to come out of the room and arrived at the hanger as the gang made their way over to a spaceship with Emma spitting acid at the Zigerion guarding the ship as the group made their way into the ship and arrived at the cockpit as Rick took the captain's seat while Leslie and Marc sat beside him in the passenger seats as Morty, Emma, and a crying Jerry sat behind them.
"Man up and grow some balls, Jerry! I can't concentrate on flying with your crying! Leslie, Marc! Man the lasers! Morty! Be our eyes in space! Emma, don't eat Morty!" Rick commanded as Leslie and Marc nodded while pressing a few buttons on their panels as Morty glanced at the panel to keep an eye out on the battlefield, and Emma tried to eat Morty's leg but stopped with a pout as Rick took control of the spaceship and it flew up into the air as it flew out of the Zigerion Spaceship and zoomed through space with the Zigerion Space Fleet following after them as Morty spots this and flinched worriedly.
"Oh, man! They're hot on our tail, guys!" Morty yelled as Rick faked a surprised look and snapped his finger.
"Dang, I guess they really do have concentrated dark matter," Rick says with a small hum as Morty nods.
"Well, you know how to make it, too, right, Rick?" Morty asked hopefully as the Smartest Man of the Universe nodded.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, check the engine room. We just need cesium, Plutonic quarks, and bottled water." Rick commanded as Morty nodded and turned around to run away as Jerry could be seen in a fetal position and was crying like a little bitch.
"Emma, quick, grab this," Leslie says while reaching into her overalls to pull out a USB as she hands it over to her Bestie.
"What's this?" Emma asked curiously as she eyed Leslie's USB curiously.
"That's a USB containing every single piece of information about my alien species as well as Marc's blueprints for his regenerative abilities, Emma," Leslie explained as Marc nodded.
"Yeah, as well as Rick's most important secrets too. Keep it safe inside of you." Marc says as Emma perks up and nods as she opens her mouth and eats the USB as the blonde-haired Dream Girl lets out a loud burp and giggles amusedly.
"Whoa! It's all here, Rick!" Morty yelled while running onto the scene as he held a canister of cesium, another canister of Plutonic Quarks, and a bottle of water.
"Wow, Morty. Lucky break." Rick says with a fake, surprised tone in his voice as he then points over at a nearby bucket. "Quick, grab that bucket, and put in two parts Plutonic quarks, and one part cesium."
"Okay. Uh-huh. Alright." Morty says while going over to bend down and grab the bucket as he did what Rick told.
"Now empty the water bottle into the bucket and pour it all into the fuel tank so we can get the hell out of here!" Rick yelled as Morty and Emma suddenly remained still and lifeless. "What are you doing, Morty?! There's no time!" Rick screamed with an annoyed glare just as the world around him started disappearing as it was revealed to be another simulation. "No...no, no, no!" Rick cursed as Jerry was surprised to see his tuxedo disappear to reveal that he was wearing only his underwear.
"Oh, no! It's a goddamn simulation!" Marc yelled, pretending to look frustrated as Leslie gasped in shock and pretended to look devasted as a nearby door opened up, and a group of laughing Zigerions appeared in the room as they walked over to them.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh my god! Rick! Leslie! Marc! How dumb are all of you?!" Prince Nebulon says with a laugh as the simulation of Morty and Emma walked over to him with the former spitting out a USB as she handed it over to him before she and Morty were glitched out of existence. "You're inside a simulation of a simulation...inside another giant simulation! We never had the recipe for concentrated dark matter, but we do now! We do now, sucka! As well as all of the information on the Draconian Species and Marc's blueprints for his regeneration technology!"
"You simulated my grandson's genitalia?!/You simulated my best friend's pussy?! You bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!" Rick and Leslie screamed furiously as they and Marc were about to charge over to attack them, only to be stopped by the Zigerion Guards as another Zigerion laughed amusedly.
"Kevin fought real hard to supervise that project."
"You said you weren't gonna tell anyone! I'm never gonna live this down, am I?" A pouting Kevin says as Marc grumbles angrily.
"Grrr, okay, we lost and you won, can we go home now?"
"I don't know. Can you?" Another Zigerion asked as Prince Nebulon chuckled and shared a fist bump with him.
"Nice one. Okay, okay. Show these gullible turds to their shuttle. I'm done with them." Prince Nebulon says before noticing Leslie and the others looking around suspiciously as he laughs. "Oh, wait. Let me get a picture." Prince Nebulon says while taking out his phone to take a selfie of himself with them. "Aww. Look at them. They are trying to figure out if they are in a simulation still. Are you, guys? Are you?" Prince Nebulon says with a snort as he shakes his head and turns around to walk away. "Nah, you're not...or are you?" Prince Nebulon says with a grin as the Zigerion Guards start leading Leslie and the others away. "Oh, a-and, by the way, I don't have discolored butthole flaps. That was part of the simulation."
"Oh. Uh, sir, should I cancel that appointment, then?" Cynthia asked worriedly as Prince Nebulon laughed loudly.
"Yeah! Of course, you should!" Prince Nebulon yelled to make sure that Leslie and the others listened to him before turning to Cynthia. "No, keep it. Move it up, actually, if you can." Prince Nebulon says quietly as we then fast forward in time, and we see Leslie and the boys flying through space in an escape pod with a torn-up Jerry drawing an apple in the window as Rick turns to him.
"Hey, Jerry, don't worry about it. So what if the most meaningful day of your life was a simulation operating at minimum capacity?"
"And it was so obvious that it was a simulation and yet you completely bought it," Leslie says, trying to be reassuring as Jerry scoffed and glared at them.
"You know what, guys? Those guys took you for a ride, too. You three should try having a little respect for the dummies of the universe, now that you're one of us."
"Maybe you're right, Jerry. Maybe you're right." Marc says as he and the others share a sly, knowing look.
"...Ha, ha, ha! All right, everybody, settle down!" Prince Nebulon says with a laugh as we cue back to the Zigerion Spaceship, specifically the Control Room as we see everyone celebrating their victory with a party. "Two parts Plutonic quarks...one part cesium..." Prince Nebulon says while pouring the ingredients into the bucket, and he then glances over at his men and women. "And listen, I'm sorry for shouting earlier. I-I couldn't ask for a better staff. I love you guys, and I love all your families. Also, Stu, have you inserted that USB into our computer?"
"Yep, I did, sir, we're downloading the contents into our servers as we speak," Stu says with a smug grin on his face as the computer shows the download bar being at 99%.
"Good, good, now, for the final ingredient-" Prince Nebulon says with a smirk while pouring the water bottle into the bucket just as the download bar reaches 100%, and the whole Zigerion Spacecraft proceeds to explode into a billion pieces as we cue back over to the others with Rick and Marc not looking surprised by the explosion as Leslie was tapping her watch with a thoughtful hum as Jerry flinched visibly and looks behind them in horror and shock.
"Whoa! What the hell?! W-What happened back there?!"
"Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh, yeah. You can't. They blew up." Rick says with a taunting tone as Leslie beamed.
"Yes, it worked!" Leslie yelled while showing her watch to Marc, who grinned as they shared a fist bump.
"W-What happened?" Jerry asked as Marc turned to him.
"Oh, Leslie had the great idea to introduce a virus into that USB that allows her to be able to transfer all of the credits earned by the Zigerions as well as upload all of the data from their CPUs into her and my computer."
"Yeah, those idiots really thought that I knew shit about my alien species or that Marc has his blueprints on hand. What dumbasses. Aliens that dumb deserve to die. Anyway, Go Go Sanchez Sunglasses and Badass Exit Music." Leslie says as a pair of robotic hands ejected out of her back and placed a pair of black sunglasses on her head as a pair of speakers ejected out of her shoulders and began playing 'Baker Street' as Rick vocalizes the saxophone part.
~[Stinger]~
"So...what do you think?" A nervous Jerry asked while pitching his 'Hungry for Apples' slogan in his workplace to his boss and the workers for the National Apple Farmers of America as all of them stared at him blankly.
"You're fired." Mr. Marklevitz stated bluntly as Jerry looked shocked by this.
"What?! But t-this idea was tested in a state-of-the-art simulation!" Jerry yelled panickedly as Mr. Marklevitz gave him a flat, irritated glare.
"Well, then, it was a terrible simulation. Get out." Mr. Marklevitz ordered as Jerry hung his head in defeat and turned around to walk away as the others watched him go with a couple of glares on their faces. "Man, how does a guy like that go home and have sex with his wife?" Mr. Marklevitz asked as we then fast forward in time, and we see Leslie sitting on the couch lazily in the Smith House with Summer and Emma, watching cartoons as the Older Teenager was braiding her hair, and the door was suddenly opened as a crying Jerry walked in.
"Let me guess, you tried to pitch that terrible slogan to your job and got fired right?" Leslie asked boredly as Jerry let out a whimper. "I tried to warn you that it didn't work but you didn't listen to me. Don't worry, I will help my sis pay for you guys' mortgage and bills." Leslie says reassuringly as Jerry whimpers again but walks off as Summer eyes this oddly.
"What was that about?"
"Eh, nothing important. Anyway, how was your first time with Ethan?" Leslie asked curiously as Summer scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Disappointing, he's pretty small and only cared about pleasuring himself. I broke up with his stupid ass."
"Oof, good call, girl. Dodge a bullet there." Leslie says as Summer nodded in agreement and turned back to continue braiding Emma's hair as we then cue over to Morty's Room, and we see him looking at porn through his phone, thankfully fully clothed as he then yelped in surprise when a heavily drunk Rick stumbled into the room after kicking the door open.
"H-Hey, Morty."
"What?"
"Hey, little buddy. H-h-how you doing in here right now?" Rick asked while stumbling over to sit down on Morty's bed as said person could only let out a little groan.
"Aw, geez, Rick. What are you doing, man?"
"Y-y-you're a good kid, Morty. Y-you're a real l-little c-character, Morty."
"Oh, boy," Morty says anxiously as Rick reaches over to pat his head.
"You know, L-Leslie, Marc, and I had a really rocky road today, M-Morty. You're my little friend, aren't you? We had some good times together, huh, M-Morty? We-You're a real true hero out in the field. You're a...You're a real trouper, huh, M-M-Morty?"
"Have you been drinking, Grandpa Rick?" Morty asked deadpannedly as Rick continued patting his head.
"I really appreciate you, Morty."
"O-okay, cool. A-alright, Rick-Whoa!" Morty says before yelping in surprise as a suddenly aggressive Rick grabs Morty and proceeds to slam him into the wall as he pulls out a knife and aims it at his terrified and shocked grandson's neck.
"You little son of a bitch! Y-y-ARE YOU A SIMULATION?! HUH?! ARE YOU A SIMULATION?!"
"NO! NO! NO!"
"YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!"
"R-RICK, PLEASE!"
"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE REAL, I'M GOING TO FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT-,"
"Down, Rick!" A glaring Marc yelled while running into the room and stabbed him with a syringe, causing a groaning Rick to go slack and crash down onto the ground, unconscious as a traumatized Morty hid himself in the corner of his bed and watched on as Marc went over to grab an unconscious Rick by his armpits and lifted him up into the air. "Hey, Morty, don't worry, Leslie will fill you in on what happened today. See you tomorrow for school." Marc says while dragging away Rick as Morty watches him go in stunned shock.
"Oh my god...w-w-what the hell? What a life..."
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Anyway, I want to say that my friend came up with Marc's regenerative technology WAY before it was canonically revealed Rick Prime has it, too. Just to make it clear to you guys.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.