Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! Chapter 6: RMLM-S1E6: Rick Potion Number 9, a rick and morty fanfic

Hey, guys! Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OC Marc Woods belongs entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 6: Rick Potion #9!}

"Alright, Morty, the girls are waiting for us outside of the school. We need to hurry." Marc says to Morty while standing next to the lockers in the hallway of Harry Herpson High School as they are both getting ready to leave school with Leslie and Emma.

"Okay, I'm almost done," Morty says while taking out his books as the school's intercom blared to life.

"Principal Vagina here, don't let the name fool you, I'm very much in charge, reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don't know how many times I have to say this but if you have the flu, stay home, the flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover." Principal Vagina says as Morty rolled his eyes and grabbed his books as he closed his locker and perked up as he spotted Jessica talking with her friends near her locker.

"Ohhh. Okay, here we go." Morty says while straightening his hair as Marc closes his eyes and sighs heavily.

"Trust me, Morty, it's best that you get over Jessica and find someone who actually likes you," Marc warned as Morty ignored him and went over to the girls as the brown-haired boy waved at them bashfully.

"H-Hey, Jessica, ughh." A nervous Morty says with an awkward tone and a laugh.

"What's up, Morty?" Jessica asked with a friendly tone while sneezing cutely as Morty felt his throat tighten, and his palms began to get sweaty as he was about to say something but stopped as a teenage boy appeared in front of her.

The Random Guy is a 5'6-feet-tall, 15-year-old African American Boy with black eyes, a short black fade, thin black eyebrows, small white circular earrings on both ears, a big stumpy nose with a thin black mustache, a sharp chin with a black goatee, Dark Brown Skin, a tall muscular skinny build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved dark green varsity jacket with white sleeves that have a light green lining, a long-sleeved red shirt underneath, form-fitting dark grey pants, and a pair of red shoes with white accents. His name is Bradley 'Brad' K, Jessica's Boyfriend, a student at Harry Herpson High School, and a jock who plays varsity for the high school's football team as he is also a part of the boxing club and an organization called Young Leaders of America.

"What are you doing?" A glaring and aggressive Brad asked while butting in front of a surprised Jessica as Morty backed away nervously.

"Uh-,"

"Wait, wait. Were you about to talk...to her?" A disbelieving Brad asked with a laugh as Jessica, however, found the gesture a bit sweet and glared at her annoying boyfriend.

"Well, I mean, I was thinking about it-,"

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"How about you stay in your league, insect," Marc says with narrowed eyes as Brad grows nervous by this and holds up his hands defensively.

"I-I'm sorry about that, Marc, but even you got to admit that Morty has no chance with Jessica. I mean, look at how hot she is." Brad says while pointing over at Jessica as he scoffed and rolled his eyes. "You don't see me going to a bigger school in a wealthier district and hittin' on their prettiest girl."

"Gee, thanks, Brad." A sarcastic Jessica says with half-lid eyes as Brad wraps his arm around her shoulder and begins pulling her away.

"I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager." Brad says stupidly as Jessica rolls her eyes dryly but smiles over at a disappointed Morty as she waves at him, and he awkwardly waves back at her as Marc places his hand on his shoulder.

"Don't worry, Morty, you will find someone you love soon," Marc says as Morty sighs heavily but nods as we then fast forward in time, and we see Morty having a talk with his father at the kitchen counter in the Smith House as Jerry is making himself a sandwich while Marc stands near them with his arms crossed as he had his eyes closed.

"Eh, Try not to worry about it, Morty. You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now, but you'll be getting girls sometime after Brad's out of shape." Jerry says semi-reassuringly as Morty moans sadly while playing with a cookie.

"You're missing the point, Dad. I don't want girls, I want Jessica."

"Ahhh, well," A sly Jerry says while going over to grab another jar of sauce out of the cupboard as he then goes back over to his son. "I remember feeling that way about a young lady named your mom, and that's not an urban dis, your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her, I thought-"

"I should get her pregnant, then she'll have to marry me." An annoyed Rick says while walking into the kitchen with Leslie as he goes over to grab a glass from a cupboard.

"I beg your pardon, Rick, INAPPROPRIATE!" A disfavoring Jerry yelled while pointing over at Morty as Rick rolled his eyes blankly and went over to get some ice from out of the freezer as Leslie flew up to the cupboards and pulled out some popcorn as she ripped the bag open.

"Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school," Rick says while getting some juice out of the refrigerator. "I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty, his marriage is hanging from a thread."

"My marriage is fine, thank you," Jerry says with an angry tone as a wincing Leslie shrugs.

"I don't know about that, Big J. I have only been living here for a year and I could already tell that you and Beth are going to get divorced sooner or later."

"She's right, Jerry. I mean, no offense, it's your house, whatever you say it is is how it is, but I think even a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed."

"I noticed too, and I don't even live here." Marc pointed out as Morty pouted.

"Come on, guys, don't talk about my parents like that."

"Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it. Marc is probably going to do it with Summer. Leslie will NEVER do it since she doesn't have any other male members of her species for her to mate with and I'm forever grateful for that."

"Fuck you, Dad! I want to get laid!"

"...Anyway, break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science." Rick says while drinking his juice as he exits the room.

"Ignore him, Morty. Love is the greatest feeling in the world." Marc says as Leslie nods in agreement.

"Yeah, Dad is just bitter about Diane."

"Oh, uh, I guess, anyway, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance," Morty says while turning around to walk away as Leslie sighs heavily and begins heating up her popcorn as Marc turns to her curiously.

"Hey, Leslie, are you and Emma going to the dance?"

"Nah, trust me, I want to, but I won't be able to bring a mate to the Flu Season Dance, so I'm not in the mood to go," Leslie says with a depressed tone as Marc reaches over to place a hand on her shoulder.

"Don't worry, Leslie, I'm sure that you will find your people one day."

"Thanks, Marc," Leslie says with a sniffle and a smile as she finishes heating up her popcorn. "Anyway, Emma and I decided to stay at home and watch monster movies all day. What about you?"

"Oh, I'm planning to go to the dance as well. I would've asked Summer to the dance, but she said that while she would love to go, Summer doesn't want to get sick with the flu, so she will stay."

"A bummer. Well, good luck with the dance and everything." Leslie says as Marc nods, and the Draconian Girl jumps off the counter to head back to the Living Room while Marc turns around to leave the Smith House to get ready for the dance tonight.

"...Well...uh...I'm going to check on my wife." Jerry says worriedly, being doubtful that his marriage with Beth is going great as he turns around to leave.

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~

In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.

A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was brutally shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him with a loud and angry roar. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were both robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick and ordered Morty to push the damn button as Emma appeared out of nowhere while resembling a Human/Predator-like Hybrid as she leaped over to land on top of the Demonic Doppelgangers and began eating them alive to help out Rick.

Giant Bat-Like Murderous Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly before wincing and held her stomach as she suddenly barfed out a naked and slimy Emma as she landed in front of her bestie and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.

A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie and Emma stood in the background with their eyes closed as the Draconian Girl took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty, and Marc could be seen trying to cover up their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, Emma, and a bored Rick goodbye cheerfully as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie then reached out to hold hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to suddenly shoot a big fireball at an annoying bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick, Emma, and Marc laughed at this amusedly.

A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.

A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the Girls were currently combating against the Cthulu with Leslie rearing back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~

"Oh, hey, Morty." Rick greeted casually while not looking at his Grandson as we fast forward to nighttime, and we see Morty walking into the garage while wearing a fancy suit as his Grandfather was working on a machine on his desk. "Do you mind doing your Grandfather a favor and hand me that screwdriver? I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty. It's gonna be great. Normally, I would've had Leslie or even Emma help me out but apparently my Daughter is too depressed over not getting laid or whatever."

"Hey, listen, Rick." A worried Morty says while walking over to Rick as he wears a long-sleeved high-collared navy blue jacket with a long-sleeved high-collared yellow shirt underneath, a red orange-stripped tie, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long navy blue pants, and a pair of brown shoes. "You know how you said that you know...love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier? Well, I was thinkn', you know...could you make some sort of chemical thing happen inside of Jessica's mind, you know, so where she falls in love with me and all that sort of thing, you know, like maybe make some sort of love potion or something?"

"...Okay, Morty, first, that's such a poor use of my time, it's beneath me. Second, I'm not the first person that you have asked this, huh?" Rick asked with a blank glare as Morty looked away awkwardly.

~[Flashback #1]~

"Morty, I'm too depressed and lonely over not having a lover. I'm not in the mood to help you get laid." A deadpan Leslie says to Morty, who had gone over to the Living Room to ask her to make him a love potion, only to be refused as a smiling Emma wishes him goodbye.

~[Flashback #2]~

"Well, I can tell ya, if you're looking for a love potion, you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust shouldn't be about force, it's an art! To be earned, and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to pleasure town. You feel me?" Marc asked through the phone as Morty had called him up on Facetime to ask him to make a love potion for him, but to no avail. "Plus, you should have sex at a WAY more appropriate age," Marc says with a stern tone as Morty promptly hangs up the call.

~[Flashback Over]~

"...Maybe."

"Hmmm, knew it, anyway, third, hand me the screwdriver," Rick says while pointing over at his shelf as Morty glares at him angrily and stomps his foot.

"YOU KNOW WHAT, NO, RICK! I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU THE SCREWDRIVER! I'M NEVER GONNA HAND YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!" Morty screamed with a huff as Rick rolled his eyes and groaned as he sat up from his chair and went over to the shelf to grab a box of supplies. "I'M NEVER GONNA HAND YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN, RICK! I'M ALWAYS HELPING YOU WITH THIS AND THAT AND THE OTHER THING! W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAT ABOUT ME, RICK?!" W-WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HELP ME OUT ONCE, ONCE, FOR ONCE?!" Morty screamed angrily with a red face as Rick mimicked Morty's talking with his hand before letting out a loud, frustrated groan as he turned to glare at the brown-haired 14-year-old boy.

"You're growing up fast, Morty. You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass." A glaring Rick says while grabbing some test tubes with yellow liquid and holding one up. "Listen, this is called oxytocin. I extracted it from a vole. You know what a VOLE is, Morty, you know what a vole is?" Rick asked mockingly as Morty shook his head. "It's a, it's a rodent that mates for life, Morty. This is the chemical release in the mammal's brain..." Rick trails off while setting down the box of objects as he opens a hatch in a machine and pours the oxytocin in. "...that makes it fall in love. Alright Morty, I just gotta com-Burp-bine it with some of your DNA."

"Oh well, okay..." Morty says while zipping down his fly as an annoyed Rick holds out his hand.

"A hair, Morty, I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game Of Thrones." Rick says while going over to pluck a lock of hair from an embarrassed Morty's head as he then drops the hair in the machine and closes the hatch as the machine vibrates and makes noises as it then pours an orange liquid into a conical flask, much like a coffee machine as the mad scientist grabs the flask containing the orange liquid. "Alright, Morty, whoever you smear this stuff on will fall in love with you, and only you, forever. Ya happy now, Morty?" Rick says with a glare while handing the potion to Morty as he beamed happily.

"Heck yeah! Thank you, Grandpa Rick!" An excited Morty says as he turns around and is about to run out of the door, but stops as a thought appears on his head. "Hey there's no danger or anything or side effects, right?"

"W-W-What am I, a hack?! Go nuts, Morty, it's foolproof." Rick says reassuringly while rolling his eyes as Morty smiles and nods as he turns around to leave the garage, and the old scientist goes back to work on the ionic defibulizer some more as a thought occurs in his head. "Ugh, unless she has the flu," Rick says with a shrug as we then cue over to the Smith Parents' Room, and we see Beth typing on the computer while Jerry is sadly sitting on their bed as he glances at her every once in a while.

"...Beth...do you still love me?"

"What kinda question is that?"

"The 'Yes' or 'No' kind?" Jerry says while giving off a weak laugh of obviousness as Beth briefly stops typing to rub her forehead with a loud groan as she turns to him.

"Jerry, do you want homeless people to have homes?"

"Yes."

"Are you gonna build them their own homes?"

"...No."

"Then what good was the 'Yes'?" Beth asked dryly while turning back to her computer as Jerry looked thoroughly confused.

"Wait, is loving me the house or the homeless people?" Jerry asked cluelessly as an irritated Beth once again left her computer to turn around and talk with her insecure husband.

"Loving you is work, Jerry, hard work, like building a homeless shelter. Nobody wants to say 'No' to doing it, but some people put the work in, so what do ya say? Do you see me working here? Does this conversation seem tedious to me?"

"Sort of?" Jerry asked with an uncomfortable look on her face as Beth crossed her arms and glared.

"But I obviously sort of love you, don't I? So stop asking and maybe I'll love you more," Beth says just as an alert appeared on her phone as she glanced down at it and groaned loudly as the MILF stood up from her chair. "Crap, They need me at the horse hospital," Beth says while going over to grab her jacket at the door as Jerry raises an eyebrow confusedly.

"This late?"

"The racetrack had a starlit derby, there's a seven-horse collision, and Davin's there alone," Beth says while putting on her jacket and leaving the room as Jerry narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

"Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin, Davin...Davin!"

An hour later, we cue over at the Herry Herpson Highschool Gymnasium with a large banner reading, 'FLU SEASON DANCE!' over the doors as a big group of dressed-up students could be seen dancing around and eating as they either talked with their lovers or their friends as a band can be seen playing, 'Flu Hating', Rap in the background as Marc leaned against a wall with a bored expression on his face as he drunk from his punch while Morty happily walks passed many students as he spotted Jessica standing near her friends and quickly made his way over to Jessica as the brown-haired teenager reached into his pocket to pull out the vial of potion.

"Hey there, Jessica." Morty greeted his crush casually as Jessica visibly beamed and turned to him while wearing a cyan headband with a dark blue flower, a strapless and sleeveless cyan dress with a dark cyan belt wrapped around her waist, and a pair of dark blue high-heel shoes. "Whooa-whoopsie!" Morty says while pouring the potion into his hand as he pretends to trip forward and wipe the potion on Jessica's arm as she looks briefly confused before becoming infected as the red-haired teenager instantly falls in love with Morty.

"Omigod, Morty. You look REALLY handsome tonight~,"

"Oh, wow, thanks." A surprised and smiling Morty says before yelping in surprise as Jessica reaches over to grab his face and pulls him over to smush his face against her breasts.

"I love you, Morty. I love you so fucking much that it burns!" Jessica yelled passionately while separating Morty's head to begin kissing him all over his face as he blushed heavily.

"Oh man. I love you too, Jessica!"

"What...the...hell?" A bewildered Marc asked while spotting this as he wasn't the only one to see Jessica kissing Morty due to an enraged Brad walking over to them.

"Hey, Is this punk bothering you, Jessica?" Brad asked with a glare while shoving Morty away as Marc glared at this and was about to go and intervene, but then-

"LEAVE HIM ALONE, JERK! I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM! HE'S MORE MAN THEN YOU WILL EVER BE! AT LEAST HE'S NOT A MINUTE MAN LIKE YOU!" A pissed-off and glaring Jessica yelled while reaching over to hug Morty close to her chest as she then accidentally sneezed infected bacteria into Brad's mouth, and the green spheres of bacteria spread throughout Brad's body, through his blood and nerves as he instantly became infected, and falls in love with Morty as Brad gave him an apologetic look.

"Aw man, Morty, ugh, I'm really sorry."

"Oh, well, no problem Brad." A surprised Morty says as he then flinches when Brad reaches over to hug Morty.

"There's somethin' special bout you, somethin' special," Brad says huskily while squeezing Morty's butt and back as the creeped-out and uncomfortable Morty pushes him away.

"Whoa, take it easy!"

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!" A furious Jessica screamed as she reached over to grab Morty's left arm and pulled him away as a snarling Brad grabbed Morty's right arm and tried to pull him back.

"BACK OFF I'M TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN!"

"WHY DON'T YOU BACK OFF, ASSHOLE?!" An angry Marc shouted while walking over to punch Brad away before reaching over to grab his arms as he began pulling him away to beat him the fuck up at the back of the school.

"Never leave me, Morty!" Jessica screamed while reaching over to grab Morty's head as she gave him a passionate kiss on the mouth, much to his surprise, as he gasped in her mouth. "NEVER!"

"Uh, sure. I mean, of course not. What do you think that was all about?" Morty asked curiously as Jessica shrugged and reached down to grab his hands as she forced him to touch her C-Cup Breasts.

"Who cares? Just touch me, Morty." A moaning Jessica says with a blush as Morty blushed harder and laughed goofily as he began folding his crush.

"LET ME GO! I LOVE YOU, MORTY!" A distraught Brad screamed while being dragged out of the gymnasium by Marc as he then sneezed some infected bacteria into a nearby punch bowl, then again into a vent as all of the Students began drinking their punch.

"...She's gonna be alone with that guy all night," Jerry says with a worried tone as we cue back to the Smith House, and we see Leslie, Emma, and Summer sitting on the couch, watching a monster movie while Rick and Jerry sit down on a couple of chairs as the insecure man glancing down at his phone, trying to text his wife as Summer rolled her eyes dryly.

"Yeah, Dad, digging around the inside of horses. It's not a very romantic setting."

"Well, Summer, there's always the possibility that she made the whole work thing up. Maybe Davin's digging around in her insides." Rick pointed out with a shrug as the girls moaned in disgust.

"Grandpa, so gross! You're talking about my mom!"

"And my friend!" Summer and Emma pointed out with a glare as Rick rolled his eyes with a scoff.

"Well, she's my daughter, girls, so I outrank all of you, or family means nothing, in which case don't play that card."

"At least, SOMEONE, is having someone dig around in their insides." A glaring Leslie says bitterly while burying herself down on the couch as Emma turns to her curiously.

"Why are you so moody today?"

"Leslie gets irritable when she's in heat," Rick explained as Leslie turned to glare at him.

"Because SOMEONE refused to have me get laid!"

"I'm your Father, Leslie, it's my job to cockblock you," Rick stated matter-of-factly as Leslie growled and huffed out a small stream of blue flames.

"She's not responding to my texts!" A concerned and freaking-out Jerry says while sending about 50 texts to Beth with said person not responding to any of his texts.

"Careful, Dad. Jealousy turns women off."

"Well, isn't that convenient?" An annoyed Jerry says as Rick shrugs.

"Not for the men they cheat on, no."

"...Well...okay, I'm...going to go out...for some ice cream, and maybe stop by the hospital...to support my wife...with my confidence." Jerry lied weakly while standing up from his chair as he turned around to run out of his house.

"Why are you such a meanie, Rick?" Emma asked with a pout as Rick rolled his eyes with a scoff.

"I'm sorry, Emma. Your opinion means very little to me, especially since you are not even real-AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHH!" Rick says before yelping in pain as a glaring Emma opened up her mouth and spawn out a long alien metal head that flew over to collide against Rick's crotch, bruising his dick and balls as he falls off the couch and crashed down into the ground. "Ugh...point taken..." Rick says with a pained tone while struggling to get up from the ground as he glares over at his Daughter and Granddaughter. "Hey...girls...how come...you're not at this stupid dance...everyone loves so much?"

"No mate, no date," Leslie stated with a bitter tone as Summer laughed mockingly.

"Screw that. I don't want to get sick. It's flu season."

"...It is?" A shocked and concerned Rick asked as Summer nodded. "...Huh...Leslie, Emma? I need you two to come with me right now."

"What? Why-Hey!" Leslie asked confusedly before yelping in surprise as Rick ran over to grab her and Emma and then zoomed off as, meanwhile, elsewhere, we cue back at the Herry Herpson Highschool Gymnasium Flu Season Dance, we see an amazed and turned-on Morty dancing with Jessica as said person can be seen having her back turned against him and was twerking on his lap while bitting her lip sensually as Jessica then turned to him and ran over to hug Morty as she began kissing passionately.

"Please just let this work out." Morty thought to himself hopefully while glancing up at the sky as he eagerly kissed Jessica back and felt himself hardened a bit as his crush noticed this and got turned on as well as Jessica then separated from him and panted heavily with hearts in her eyes as she blushed heavily.

"Do it, Morty. Do it. Take out your big cock and mate with me for life!" A growling Jessica says while reaching down to grab her strapless and sleeveless cyan dress as she ripped it off her body, revealing to not wearing a bra as her C-Cup Breasts bounced around and twirled around to get down on her knees as a smirking Jessica reached behind her to pull down her blue panties and began shaking her ass at him as she grunted expectantly.

"Um...can we maybe go somewhere more private?" A heavily blushing and drooling Morty says while looking around awkwardly as everyone stares at the scene in shock while also taking pictures of a naked Jessica as one of her friends runs over to her.

"Jessica, get a hold of yourself!" The girl shouted sternly just as she got infected as she instantly fell in love with Morty and proceeded to pull down her golden dress to expose her B-Cup Breasts hidden by her golden bra and ran over to hug a stunned Morty. "You don't deserve to carry Morty's genes!" The girl says while kissing Morty's face as he quickly backs away and looks around in shock and worry as everyone around him turns to the brown-haired boy and stares at him lustfully as they all begin undressing themselves.

"I love Morty and I hope Morty loves me I'd like to wrap my arms around him and feel him inside me." A Band Rapper sang while taking off his shirt as Marc, who had returned to the dance after beating Brad the fuck up, spotted what was going on and narrowed his eyes as he grew serious.

"Alright, enough of this shit!" Marc yelled while running over to appear behind a column as he then came out of it a few seconds later and could be seen wearing his Mercenary Armor as Marc then leaped over to appear beside an uncomfortable Morty and reached behind him to pull out his mother's Krootabulan Spear as he waved it around. "Back! Back, you savages!" Marc shouted while reaching over to grab Morty with his free hand as he dragged him away with the crowd of naked and horny people rushing after them as the door to the gym was kicked open, and we see a glaring Leslie (Who didn't bother putting on her holographic disguise) and the others appearing onto the scene.

"Leslie! Emma! Use Fire and Acid breath!" Rick ordered as the girls nodded, and Leslie and Emma reared back their heads as they then fired a big stream of blue flames and green acid that collided against in front of the crowd of people, stopping them from advancing as Marc and Morty ran beside them. "Guys, come on! We got to get you both out of here! You two are not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake!"

"What do you mean?! It always happens!" A glaring Leslie yelled as she, Emma, and Rick chased after a running Morty and Marc just as they ran past the Principal Door as it was opened, and Principal Vagina can be seen running out of it as he chased after them.

"Morty! Are you okay?!"

"I-I'm fine!"

"Oh, good! If anything ever happened to you, I would KILL myself! I love you bad, mo-mo!" Principal Vagina shouted as the gang shared worried looks and ran faster just as Mr. Goldenfold appeared as he chased after them as well.

"Morty, the principal, and I have discussed it, a-a-and we're both insecure enough to agree to a three-way!"

"Okay, fuck this, kids, hold onto me!" Rick ordered with a glare as Marc and Morty went over to grab his arms while Leslie and Emma jumped into his back. "Go Go Sanchez...Rocket Powered Ski Shoes!" Rick exclaimed while summoning a pair of rocketed powered ski shoes as he sent them flying forward and reached the front entrance of the school as Marc held up his spear and fired a big green energy blast that blew up the wall, allowing the gang to fly out of Herry Herpson Highschool School just as all of the crowd of people break out of the Gymnasium as they headed straight towards them and Leslie quickly flew up into the air as she breathes in a huge torrent of blue flames to drive them back.

"I didn't realize when I gave you that serum that Jessica had the flu!" Rick yelled while opening the door to his Spaceship as he allowed the gang to enter his vehicle with Leslie doing the same after flying down to land inside. "You know, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that might have been valuable information for me, Morty!" Rick shouted while running over to get into the driver's seat of his Spaceship as Leslie sat in the passenger seat, and Morty, Emma, and Marc sat in the back as the crazy scientist quickly flew them up into the air.

"What the hell is going on, Rick?!"

"What does it look like? T-T-T-The serum is piggybacking on the virus! It's gone airborne, Morty!" Rick yelled as Leslie turned to glare at him.

"Dad, I can't believe that you made that love potion for Morty!"

"Seriously, that was both irresponsible and creepy!" A scowling Marc shouted as a concerned Emma looked around anxiously.

"What are we going to do now?" Emma asked as Rick waved his hand around carelessly.

"Don't worry, it's gonna be fine, guys. I was able to whip up an antidote while we were flying over here." Rick says while reaching into his lab coat to pull out a green vial and show it off to the others. "It's based on praying mantis DNA. You know, praying mantises are the exact opposite of voles, kids. I mean, they mate once, and then they, you know, decapitate the partner. I mean, it's a whole ritual. It's really gruesome and totally opposite. There's no love at all. I-I-I basically mixed this with a more contagious flu virus. It should neutralize the whole thing, Kids. It'll all be over very shortly."

"Are you even sure that will work?" A doubtful Marc asked with a raised eyebrow as Leslie nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, it doesn't sound like they are going to be turned back to normal, but more that they will be transformed into Human/Praying Mantis Hybrids."

"Hey, who's the smartest man in the universe? Right, me, so shut the fuck up and trust me." Rick says with a glare as Emma raises her hand. "Yes, Emma?"

"I know this sounds weird, but why aren't we trying to jump into Morty's dick?" Emma asked curiously as Rick perked up.

"Oh, yeah, thanks for bringing that up, Emma. You see, these serums don't work on anybody related to Morty genetically."

"Then how come Leslie, Marc, and Emma are not affected?" A heavily confused Morty asked as Leslie turned to him.

"The serums only work on Humans. Not Draconians, so it's why I'm not thirsting over you and it's a good thing because I'm currently in my heat cycle and if I was affected by the serum, I would've destroyed you." Leslie stated matter-of-factly as Morty gagged in disgust. "Trust me, I'm VERY happy that the serum didn't work on me."

"Hmmm, my regenerative tech must make me resistant to the virus." Marc theorized as Rick nodded while pointing over at Emma.

"Yeah, and she is a Dream Person, so Emma is not really a human, thus making it impossible for my serum to affect her...plus, Emma practically has all diseases known to man in her body, so it explains why she's immune to my disease."

"I have STDs, Herpes, Cancer, and the Coronavirus," Emma says with a cheerful smile on her face, causing a worried Marc and Morty to back away from her.

"Anyway, let's fix this up. Don't worry, Kids, this will be all over soon." Rick says while placing the vial inside of a container on his Spaceship as it pulls it inside, and it begins spraying a green mist all across the air as a naked Jessica and the others stop trying to reach Morty as they pause a bit...before they all painfully and slowly transform into Praying Mantis/Human Hybrids as they all screeched loudly.

"Gee, look at that, I told you so, Dad." A glaring Leslie says as an embarrassed Rick looks away awkwardly.

"Errrrrr...okay, well, sometimes, science is more art than science, Leslie. A lot of people don't get that." Rick says sheepishly as we then cue back over to Jerry, and we see him angrily driving down the street to confront his cheating wife, but then stopped as he was forced to park his car over to the side of the road due to a huge roadblock placed in front of him.

"Come on! Are you kidding me?!" An annoyed Jerry asked while getting out of his car as he then blinked in shock at the sight of dead bodies littered across the area and huge fires ranging out as a loud screech rang out, and Jerry whirled around as he was stunned to see a bunch of Human/Praying Mantis Hybrids rushing onto the scene with hearts in their eyes.

"Morty! Bring us Morty! We want to suck Morty's cock!" All of the Human/Praying Mantis Hybrids exclaimed loudly as a panicking Jerry rushed forward while nearly tripping over a lose flaming tire as he rushed over to a police car and spotted a dead cop lying around with his dropped shotgun lying on the floor as the scruffy brown-haired man perked up and reaches down to grab it as he cocked his gun and Jerry began shooting all of the Human/Praying Mantis Hybrids to death by giving them headshots as he narrowed his eyes angrily.

"Nobody's killing me until after I catch my wife with another man!" Jerry yelled with a determined tone as he then ran off, and elsewhere, we cue back to the Smith House as we see Summer eating some popcorn and watching some trash TV in the living room as she then moaned in annoyance when the channel changed to the News Channel.

"We interrupt 'Pregnant baby' with breaking news. This just in Morty Smith's whereabouts are still unknown." A Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid Anchorwoman says while sitting next to a Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid Anchorman as there is a picture of Morty's packing face in the background.

"What the hell?" A stunned Summer asked as she dropped her popcorn.

"The only thing that is known is...how cute he is."

"I love him so much, I want to make love to him and then eat his head." The Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid Anchorman says with a blush as the Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid Anchorwoman turns to glare at him.

"I love him more than you do, Harold!

"You wish, you stupid bitch!" The Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid Anchorman shouted angrily as he and the Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid Anchorwoman began fighting with each other as a worried and confused Summer changed the channel to show tons of Human/Praying Mantis Hybrids forming around in the town's square somewhere in Arabic as they were burning down buildings to try and have Morty come with them as a freaked out Summer then heard some banging nearby and turned her head to the front door of her house as it was kicked open by a Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid.

"Where is Morty?!" One of the Human/Praying Mantis Hybrids asked aggressively and lustfully as Summer screamed fearfully before thinking quickly as she reached over to grab a lamp and slammed it on top of the Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid's head, killing him as a panting and whimpering Summer than ran off.

"Oh, my god, Rick! The whole world is infected!" A worried Morty yelled as we see the gang hiding around in a dessert, somewhere around Las Vegas as Rick was working on creating another serum on the back of his Spaceship with Leslie, Emma, Marc, and Morty standing around him as they were watching the news on a small TV that popped out of the spacecraft.

"Yeah, it's pretty wild how fast that spread. I've really outdone myself."

"Outdone yourself?! This isn't something to be proud of!" A glaring Marc yelled as Morty nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, I mean, a-are are you kidding me, Rick?! This is not okay! Not only do they all want to have sex with me, but, you know, now they want to eat me afterwards!"

"Not gonna lie, Leslie made a point earlier. I don't know what I was thinking. Mantises are the opposite of voles? I mean, obviously, DNA's a little more complicated than that. You know what, though, Kids? This right here's gonna do the trick, baby." Rick says while finishing creating a serum to fix the problem as he holds up a purple vial. "It's koala mixed with rattlesnake, chimpanzee, cactus, shark, golden retriever, and just a smidge of dinosaur. Should add up to normal humanity."

"I don't that doesn't make any sense, Rick," Morty says with a frown as Marc nods in agreement with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, how does that add up to normal humanity?"

"I'm not even a scientist and I don't even believe that." Emma pointed out as Rick rolled his eyes with a glare.

"What, Kids, you want me to show you my math? I'm sorry a-are you guys scientists?"

"Marc is but the others no. Even, then, I don't get why you didn't let me help you. I'm great with chemistry and alteration of the DNA. If I had helped you from the beginning, I would've been able to help you create a proper serum." Leslie stated matter-of-factly as Rick scoffed.

"Yeah, right. I mean, you are smart as shit, Leslie, but I'm not going to trust you with something as important as this. Besides, this time, this serum is fucking 100% foolproof. If it isn't, I will allow you to hit me in the balls with a bag of nickels."

"...Okay," Leslie says with a sly grin while pulling out a bag of nickles as Emma turns to her curiously.

"Why do you have that with you?"

"Just in case my Dad does something stupid," Leslie says with a chuckle as we then cue over at St. Equis Hospital, and we see Beth and Davin walking out of the Surgery Room with their gloves covered in Horse Blood as they took them off and threw them away as Davin grinned smugly.

"Well, I'm glad we saved all those horses, but I'm almost sorry we're finished."

"Yes, it's satisfying work," Beth says with a smile as she then raises an eyebrow when Davin reaches over to place his finger on her mouth and shakes his head.

"Unh-unh-unh, it's, uh it's more than the work," Davin says while turning around to walk over to his desk. "I love being in that sterilized room, sealed off from the world. It's the only time I can really think...and feel." Davin says with a sensual tone as he presses a button on his desk, turning off the lights as slow romantic music begins playing.

"Hmm, uh, what are you doing?" A confused Beth asked as a grinning Davin walked over to her.

"I'm playing african dream pop. What do you do after a long night?" Davin asked with a sly tone while gesturing ahead as Beth was shocked to see a small table filled with candles and food placed before them as this immediately began creeping her out.

"Oh, ha, um, hey, I b I'd better get going. Um, Jerry's been texting some pretty high-maintenance stuff-,"

"Beth, just once, I'd like to know..." Davin says before trailing off as he sneezes and immediately is infected as he falls in love with Morty. "...w-w-what it was like to give your son a bath?"

"What?!" A shocked and disgusted Beth asked as a panting and blushing Davin reached over to place his hands on her shoulders while twitching.

"What does Morty's skin smell like?! How soft are his privates?!"

"Let go of me, Davin!" An enraged Beth ordered while pushing him off of her as Davin grunted and roared as he slowly and painfully transformed himself into a Human/Praying Mantis Hybrid with his clothes getting ripped and destroyed in the process as he roared.

"Take me to Morty!" Davin ordered angrily just as the door was kicked open as a stoic Jerry came into the room while holding a bloodied crowbar as his sleeves were ripped off, and his shirt had ripped edges. "You're not Morty!"

"No. I'm Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar!"

"That's...stupid." A deadpanned Davin says with half-lid eyes before yelping in surprise as Jerry goes over to begin bashing his head open with his crowbar as a dead Davin crashes down into the ground. "Yeah? Well, look where being smart got you."

"Jerry! Thank god!" An extremely happy Beth yelled while running over to hug Jerry and give him a passionate kiss as he gave her a smoldering, serious look.

"God? God's turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I'm the one beating them to death. Thank me." Jerry ordered as Beth proceeded to leap into his arms to begin making out with him as they began stripping off their clothes.

"Take a good look down there, Kids, and soak it in, because, you know, once I pull this lever, it's all back to normal," Rick says while he and the others fly back over to Harry Herpson High School in Rick's Spacecraft as Morty gave him an annoyed look.

"Just do it already."

"Well, technically, Morty, there's no rush. I mean, you know, o-once it's fixed, it's done. It's fixed. You know, we could we could just enjoy it for a little bit. I mean, l-l-l-look at how crazy it is. I mean, Morty, w-w-when's the next time you're gonna see something like this? I mean, soak it in, you know? It's it's pretty neat. It's pretty interesting."

"Okay, I'm getting sick of this bit! I'm ready to move on with the episode!" A glaring Leslie says while reaching over to grab the lever and pull it down as the hatch underneath the Spacecraft opened up and spewed out tons of amount of purple smoke as, the minute that the Human/Praying Mantis Hybrids breathed it in, they all slowly returned back to their normal forms, albeit were still naked as they struggled to cover themselves up.

"W-what do we have here, kids? Looks like I was right and you were all wrong, huh? I-I-I-I-I-I bet you all feel pretty stupid right about now, huh?" A smug-faced Rick says as Emma turns her head to glance out at the window curiously and gasps worriedly.

"Uh, Rick? You might want to see this."

"I-I-I bet you all feel like the world's smallest people that you were doubting me about this whole thing,"

"No, seriously, Dad, you need to see this." An anxious Leslie says as she and the others poked their heads through the window as they spotted something that troubled them.

"To see my success? Nah, don't need to, I know that I am rig-,"

"No, you idiot! Look!" Marc ordered while reaching over to grab Rick's face and forcing him to glance out through the window as everyone watched in stunned shock at the sight of Jessica and the others screaming in pain and agony as they all slowly and painfully transformed into Cronenbergs, which are hideously mutated pink-skinned creatures as they all roared savagely.

"...Bet you're loving this, kids. This must be the best day of your life. You all get to be the mayor of I told you town." Rick ranted with a glare before yelping in pain as a pissed-off Leslie pulled out her bag of nickels and threw it down to slam into her father's crotch.

"I told you that you should've had me help you create the serum!" An enraged Leslie screamed as we then cue back to Jerry and Beth, who was now fully dressed after having passionate sex in Beth's office, as we see them driving down the road on a makeshift mad-max-styled armored car and drive down various Cronenbergs as they then parked the car and Jerry kicked open the door to slash up multiple Cronenbergs with his stolen machete while Beth came out of the car as she wielded her Husband's shotgun and blasted various Cronenbergs to death as the dirty brown-haired man gave her a seductive grin.

"I wish that shotgun was my penis." Jerry flirted as Beth smirked and cocked her shotgun.

'If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway."

"I don't get it, and I don't need to." A turned-on Jerry says while going over to make out his wife as they are about to have sex again in the middle of the bloodied road, but then-

"Mom! Dad!" A relieved Summer yelled while running onto the scene as she made her way over to hug her exhilarated parents.

"Summer, where's Morty?" Jerry asked concernedly as Summer shrugged.

"I don't know. Do you think Grandpa Rick and the others had something to do with this?"

"It's not fair to assume that, Summer." A stern Jerry says as Beth scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"Oh, not fair? Give me a break. He is a selfish, irresponsible ass, and he left my mother and raised another girl as his daughter, even though he left his own biological daughter behind. Hell, he even likes that freak Emma over me. I am so done with Rick. He's not a real man. A real man stands by his woman." Beth says with a scowl as she and Jerry then proceed to make out as an awkward Summer shuffle away, and we cue back over to the others as we see Leslie, Rick, Morty, and Marc sitting on a rooftop with Rick's Spacecar parked behind them as they all watched in a mixture of horror and morbid fascination what had to be the BIGGEST screw up of Rick's life as the Cronenbergs slithered around and continued expulsing bodily fluids.

"Boy, guys, I really Cronenberged the world up, didn't I?" Rick noted with a heavy sigh as he lowered his head. "We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs walking around down there, guys. A-At least they're not in love with Morty anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction."

"Geez, I...I have seen some messed up stuff, but this takes the cake." A sniffling Leslie says as a mortified Morty grabs his head.

"Oh, my god! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick?!" Morty asked as Rick gave him an incredulous, angry look.

"Me irresponsible?! All I wanted you to do was hand me a goddamn screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted to be wanted me to buckle down and make you up a...roofie-juice serum, so you could roofie that poor girl at your school and practically rape her! I mean, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-are you kidding me, Morty?! You're gonna try to take the high road on this one?! Y-Y-Y-Y-You're a little creep, Morty! Y-you're a you're you're you're just a little creepy...creep person!" Rick shouted with a glare as a look of complete horror appeared on Morty's face upon realizing that Rick was completely right...he had basically roofied the girl of his dreams.

"Oh, god..." A stunned and revolted Morty says while feeling his stomach churn as he never felt so disgusted with himself before, but even though he does realize that he had a hand in this whole shit happening, Morty wasn't gonna let Rick off the hook either as he turned to glare at him.

"All right, fine! I should have just listened to you and the others when they refused to make the serum! I should have stopped being a wuss and win Jessica on my own terms, especially since she seemed to actually like me back! I should have realized what I was doing was extremely fucked up and wrong! I should have realized I was a rapist in the making!" Morty screamed with his voice growing more broken and angrier with each sentence as tears streamed down his face. "I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, I'll tell you something you know what? You have to accept your part of the blame! You never told me it was basically a roofie! You just bitched that it was a waste of your time and talents! At least Leslie and Marc told me their reasons for refusing to help me! You never told me it would backfire if Jessica had the flu and it was the fucking flu season! I'm not the one who fouled up the serum! I'm not the one who-who-who-who haphazardly, you know, mixed a bunch of nonsense together and created a bunch of Cronenbergs without even considering on consulting his fucking daughter and friend, who are just as intelligent as he is! Three heads make better than one, you know?!" Morty yelled with a huff as, by the end of his small rant, he was a crying, panting, and trembling mess.

"Morty is right, Dad. I tried to tell you that your serum could've been made wrong two times and you ignored me, and look what happened! While Morty shares the blame, you have to too." Leslie says with a glare as Marc nods.

"Yeah, Rick, Morty admitted to his faults, now you have to too, and fix this fucking mess."

"All right, all right, Guys." Rick rolled his eyes as he went to his car and opened the trunk. "You know, w-w-w-we are in a pretty deep hole, here, but I do have one emergency solution that I can use that'll kind of put everything back to normal, relatively speaking." Rick said as he handed them metal backpacks. "Here, guys, put this on while I do a little bit of scouting." Rick says while putting on his Interdimensional Googles as he begins looking at his computer, and we then cue over to another dimension as we see that everything is fine and happy as a smiling paperboy is traveling his route and launching newspapers with the headlines, 'Genetic Epidemic Averted' as we see the gang, minus Leslie and Emma, flying around on Rick's Spaceship as said person flew over to park the ship in front of the Smith House.

"Wow, Rick, I got to say you really pulled a rabbit out of your hat this time," Morty says as he and the others get out of Rick's Spaceship.

"Yeah, man, things seem dark, but you figured out a crazy solution like you always do." A relieved Marc says as Morty nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, that's some great luck."

"Come on, Kids. Luck had nothing to do with it." Rick says with a smile as he, Morty, and Marc enter the garage. "I'm great. That's the real reason. Now, Morty, what do you say, buddy?" Rick said with a smile while going over to his table as it held his ionic defibulizer. "Will you hand me a screwdriver so I can finish my ionic dis defibulizer?"

"Sure thing, Rick," Morty says with a smile while reaching over to grab a screwdriver from the shelf and go over to give it to his Grandfather. "Here's a screwdriver," Morty says as Marc puts his arm over his shoulder.

"All right, Morty. Thank you very much." Rick said as he flipped it on his hand and began to finish his project. "We got one screw turn...and two screw turns...and..." Rick says just as a huge explosion occurred, killing the Trio instantly and causing their blood and guts to spew out as they crashed down into the ground, dead as, two seconds later, a familiar glowing green portal appeared, and we see Leslie and the others walking out of it as they, minus Rick, were shocked and horrified by what they saw.

"Oh, my god, Rick! Is that us?! W-W-W-We're dead!" Morty screamed while gripping his head as Marc gasped sharply and covered his mouth as he took a couple of steps back.

"What the hell is going on, Rick?!"

"Daddy, why are the other yous dead?!" Leslie asked before yelping in surprise as Rick quickly grabbed her and a smiling Emma as he whistled three times, and some giant tube shot out of the wall, and Rick promptly threw the girls inside.

"I will explain in a bit. I got to do this really quick before anyone sees you two or else my machine won't work and I have to do introductions all over again and it was such a pain in my ass that I don't want to do it again." Rick says while pressing some buttons on the wall panel as he can hear Morty and Marc panicking in the background. "Can you boys shut up?! I need to concentrate!"

"Well, how can you expect us not to panic?!" Marc demanded as he turned to glare at him. "We are literally in the same room as our bloody corpses, Rick!"

"What the hell is going on?!" Morty asked concernedly as Rick sighed heavily while pressing more buttons on the wall panel.

"Look, there's an infinite number of realities, guys, and in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and turned everything back to normal. I just had to find one of those realities in which we also happen to all die around this time. Now we can just slip into the place of our dead selves in this reality and everything will be fine. We're not skipping a beat, guys, and the reason why Leslie doesn't have a double in this universe is...I don't know, but we will cross that bridge in a special episode or season finale, whatever Vgn chooses. Oh, and Emma doesn't exist in here either because if Leslie never existed here, we wouldn't have a reason to bring Emma with us during that whole Lawnmower Dog Episode Fiasco." Rick says while slamming his fist onto a button as the tube that Leslie and Emma were residing in sends out a huge wave across the whole planet and beyond.

"What did you do?" A bewildered Leslie asked as Rick pressed a few buttons, and the tube opened up as Leslie and Emma jumped out of it and landed on the ground.

"Let's say that it's a contingency in case we have to jump out of the universe. This machine will cause everyone to know you to retain the memories of the people from the past universe. This way you don't have to start all over again." Rick explained as he then turned to point over at his and the boys' dead bodies. "Now, help me to get rid of the dead bodies. I'll grab myself, and you guys grab yourselves." Rick said as he bent down to pick up his own corpse. "I mean, t-t-t-that seems fair to me I mean, that seems like a fair way to divvy it up."

"Rick, what about the reality we left behind?" Morty exclaimed, mortified, as Rick rolled his eyes with a scoff.

"What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty?" Rick retorted as he began dragging his dead body forward. "The answer is don't think about it. It's not like we can do this every week, anyways. We get three or four more of these, tops, and we would probably use up at least two or three of them in the future. Now, pick up your dead self and come on. Haste makes waste. I-I-I don't suppose you've considered this detail, but obviously, if I hadn't screwed up as much as I did, we'd be these guys right now, so, again, you're welcome."

"Daddy, are you hearing yourself?! You just left your Daughter! I mean, I know she wasn't the real-,"

"Leslie!" Rick screamed sharply with Leslie flinching and looking down somberly as Morty and Marc shared a shocked/wary look before glancing back at their old bodies as dread filled with their bodies.

And so it was that the trio of males somberly made graves in the backyard for their dead selves and Leslie and Emma watched on in intense sadness as each guy buried their own selves, and once it was finally done, the gang made their back over into the Smith House with Marc deciding to walk off to head back to his own home, being pretty shaken but could pull through due to being fully convinced that the Cronenbergs must've killed Summer and the others anyway so it was pointless to go back to that reality as Marc then made his way back to his home and spotted his parents sitting in the living room as he went over to hug them with tears in his eyes.

One of the Parents is a 6-feet-tall, 36-year-old Human Man with black eyes, short black hair, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscular and slim build, and his outfit consists of a short-sleeved blue shirt, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black shoes. His name is John Woods, Liara's faithful alien husband, and Marc's Father.

The Second of the Parents is a 6'5-feet-tall, 35-year-old Female Krootabulan as she resembles a humanoid alien with a cat-like face as she has an elongated head with two rows of small purple spikes as she has dark brown eyes with light brown sclera, large round ears, thin light brown eyebrows, a purple stripe of face paint across her face and small nose, a sharp chin, a pair of three-fingered slim arms with two dark blue stripes on her right arm, three G-Cup Breasts, Dark Pink Skin, a tall humanoid muscularly hourglass build, a large thick bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a dark green necklace with a deformed dark green pad over her left shoulder, a brown sleeveless tunic with a blue gem on the midriff, a brown strap on her left arm, dark green gauntlets, a long brown loincloth, two brown straps/knee pads on each leg, and a pair of dark green boots. Her name is Liara, John's faithful alien wife, and Marc's Mother.

"What's with the hug, son?" John asked curiously as Liara smiled softly.

"Not that we hate it."

"No reason, just wanted to hug you guys," Marc says while hugging them tightly as he teared up.

Meanwhile, back at the Smith House, we see a stoic Rick being completely nonpulsed and acting as if nothing had changed as he opens the fridge and takes a can of beer as the crazy scientist hands a couple of sodas over to the girls and Emma was unfazed by what just happened as Leslie was gonna need some next-level sweet treats to deal with this, but Morty...Morty just seemed dead to the world as he followed them, and the gang made their way over to Summer, who was texting on the couch of the living room while ignoring her parents arguing with each other in the kitchen as Morty didn't react to anything, just staring ahead.

Nothing would ever be the same again for this family.

A month.

That's how long it had been since Rick, Marc, Morty, Leslie, and Emma had abandoned the doomed Earth of their previous Dimension and made themselves at home on this new one, four of them had managed to adapt relatively quickly, and Leslie and Marc had managed to deal with the worst of the trauma...Morty wasn't so lucky, unfortunately. Every day in the month they had been there, he was just an automaton, just going through the motions, waking up, eating, going to school, doing homework, sleeping, again and again, without any soul to it.

Constant nightmares of everyone from the past universe, especially his family and Jessica, blaming him and cursing his existence for leaving them all behind. This went on for weeks on end and each time Morty tried to bite down the guilt and horror in his heart but couldn't take it away as he had many restless nights and barely ate. Marc and Leslie decided to finally do something about it as, one night, Morty was having the usual nightmare with the family that he had so callously abandoned was holding him, hostage, as they guided the Cronenberg Jessica to eat him alive with the thing speaking in a sickening and distorted voice that he would at last be 'inside of her' like he always wanted, and like always, Morty woke up in a puddle of his own sweat, urine, and tears.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Morty sobbed as he made himself into a ball as that's when the door of his bedroom opened, revealing Leslie and Marc as they poked their heads in. "O-Oh, hey, g-guys, w-what's up?" Morty stuttered while trying to dry away his tears as he looked away from them as Leslie and Marc gave him sympathetic looks

"Morty." Marc began softly as he frowned. "Go take a shower, I'll get your covers in the washing machine. We need to talk."

"I'll make hot cocoa," Leslie added as Morty sniffled and nodded.

"O-Okay," Morty says nervously as, 20 minutes later, we see the gang sitting inside the living room with Morty nervously sipping from his hot cocoa as Leslie sits in his lap with her presence seeming to have a somewhat calming effect on him as if she was an emotional pet as Marc sat beside him. "W-What you wanted to talk about?"

"Morty, we cannot let you continue living like this." Marc decided to get right to the point as Leslie nodded in agreement with a concerned frown on her face.

"Yeah, we're afraid that at the rate it's going, your demons will eat you from the inside out and take you from us,"

"...What do you want me to say, guys? I can't make these feelings go away." Morty says with a glare as he looks away.

"We know that, Morty, but-,"

"I was not only a complete coward who didn't have the guts to properly win over the girl of my dreams but then I decided to be the ultimate creep and decided to drug her into loving me!" Morty snapped as he growled. "I could have raped Jessica that night with a smile on my face, guys! And then when Rick made a shitty mess of things, I completely bailed on not only Jessica, but my own sister, mother and father! They are probably dead by this point and it's all of my fault! I'm the worst of scum in the multiverse!" Morty exclaimed while crying uncontrollably as Leslie gave him a reassuring and somber look.

"Morty, you're not the scum of the multiverse. Trust me, I have seen worse, including my Father. Remember, you're not the only one to blame for this." Leslie says as Marc nods.

"Yeah, what happened was...horrible...but you can't let that dictate your life. You need to learn from that experience so it never happens again."

"W-Will you help me?" Morty asked hopefully as Leslie nodded with a warm expression on her face.

"Of course," Leslie says while hugging her nephew as Morty sniffles and cries as he hugs her, and Marc goes over to hug him as, unknown to the trio, a stoic Rick can be seen spying on them with his arms crossed as he has a twinge of worry and guilt in his eyes. "I have made my first decision." Morty spoke as he recovered his composure a bit.

"What is it?" Leslie asked with a raised eyebrow as Morty gave them both a firm look.

"I'm never, EVER, going back to that Dimension. There's nothing left for me there anymore, and the least I owe to Jessica, Summer, Mom, and Dad is that they never have to look at the face of the loser that ruined their lives just because he couldn't stop thinking with his dick for 5 seconds."

"That's very mature of you, Morty," Marc says as he and Leslie are relieved that Morty didn't want to go back to that dimension since doing that would be a very horrible idea, even if they would miss their old home.

"And, Leslie, could you please help me with my studies?" Morty asked since he was never a Grade-A student due to being too busy moaning and whining to put any effort into school, but after all of this, Morty would be damned if he didn't attempt to awaken some of Rick's genius within him.

"Of course. Trust me, it gets easier the more you study and I will be happy to help." Leslie says with a nod.

"And Marc?" Morty asked as he turned to his best friend. "Can you please help me train my body into more than skin and bones?" Morty requested as it would do wonders for his physical and mental health if he could focus all his energy on actual exercise rather than compulsively touching himself.

"I was waiting for months for you to tell me that." A grinning and excited Marc says as Morty nods with a heavy sigh.

"I have a lot of work to do." Morty recognized as the road ahead was going to be as hell hard...but he wasn't going to let anything like what happened occur again. "But with you two by my side, I'm sure I'll get to the finish line."

"Yeah, working together, we will make a man out of you," Leslie says with a smile as Marc pats Morty's bac,k and we then cut to the next day, early in the morning as we see the trio doing their daily training by starting with a jog.

"Ha...ha...ha...my Lungs are on fire, guys!" Morty panted as it was a Saturday, and Morty was determined to start his journey to self-improving with a bang, so when he told his mother to make him a big breakfast, Beth complied, beyond relieved that her son snapped out of the depression that had gripped him for a month now, but boy this training sure was hard.

"Mine are literally on fire," Leslie says with a cheeky grin as she wears her holographic disguise.

"Yeah, I know this is hard, Morty, but please keep up, we're only just starting," Marc says as Morty groans but nods as he pushes on, and when the gang finally reaches the summit of the hill that they were jogging on, Morty collapses on the side of the sidewalk, panting heavily as his face is flushed.

"Oh my god..." Morty groaned as Leslie and March looked down at him worriedly.

"It gets easier," An elderly voice told Morty as he and the others turned their heads as the gang all saw a fit-looking old man with a full head and beard of silver hair, a kind smile, and jogging clothes.

"Huh?" Morty wondered as he continued to catch his breath.

"Every day it gets a little easier." The kind old man repeated to comfort Morty.

"Yeah?" Morty asked in a hopeful tone as the old man nodded with a serious look on his face.

"But you gotta do it every day." The old man reminded wisely as he nodded. "That's the hard part, but it does get easier." The kind old man says with a smile as he waves at the youngsters goodbye and then runs off to continue on his own routine.

"Huh...what a cool old guy," Leslie said with a smile as Marc nodded in agreement, appreciating the old man's wise words as he then turned to Morty.

"And he's right, Morty. It seems like hell now but it will be second nature to you eventually." Marc says while extending his hand over to the brown-haired teenage boy. "Ready to continue?"

"Y-Yeah." A smiling Morty says while grabbing Marc's hand as he helps him up to his feet.

"Good...because the last one to head home has to give Leslie her bath!" Marc screamed while turning around to run away as Leslie followed after him, and Morty flinched in fear as he ran after him, knowing how much of a hassle it was to give Leslie her bath, not even Rick wanted to do it.

~[Stinger]~

"You know, the thing about a shark...he's got lifeless eyes...black eyes, like a doll's eyes." Summer says while doing a bit from behind a broken TV as a smiling and ripped Jerry and Beth was watching her do this with warm smiles on their faces as they were cuddled up with each other on an old and broken couch with a small bonfire placed in front of them as it had a dead pig placed above it.

"Ah, you ever wonder what happened to Rick, Morty, Leslie, Emma, and Marc?" Jerry asked curiously as Beth shrugged lazily.

"Sometimes, but, I'm ashamed to admit, now that they're gone, I'm finally happy." A smiling Beth says as she and Jerry share a kiss as we then cue over to a random part of the world, and we see a green portal opening up as Cronenberg Rick and Morty walk out of it.

"Here we are, Cronenberg Morty. A reality where everyone in the world got genetically Cronenberg. We'll fit right in, Cronenberg Morty. It'll be like we never even left Cronenberg World."

"Yeah, Cronenberg Rick, but, you know, I'm gonna miss Cronenberg World because everyone was Cronenberg all along like us from the beginning, you know? I mean, I-I wish we hadn't genetically ruined Cronenberg World beyond repair like we did, you know, and turned everyone into regular, normal people just walking around."

"Don't you worry about that sort of thing, Cronenberg Morty. Let's go make ourselves at home, huh?" Cronenberg Rick says with a smile as Cronenberg Morty nods, and they walk off.

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, I want to say that the Dimension where Leslie, Rick, Morty, Marc, and Emma had traveled to is called the 'Dimension C-131'. I just thought that you should all know

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.