Hey, guys! Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OCs Marc Woods, John Woods, Liara Woods, and Inferno belong entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters. Oh, and to answer Guest Viewer's question, what Marc did in the past chapter was him trying to help Morty.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 7: Raising Gazorpazorp!}
"Look, I'm not paying 70 smidgens for a broken defraculator," An annoyed Rick says we see him and the others hanging out in the Intergalactic Pawn Shop Planet placed in space as Leslie was helping out her Father deal with the owner of the alien shop while Morty was checking out the random alien stuff placed all around him, Emma was trying to jump up and down to get a huge battle axe, and Marc can be seen trying to buy a ruby necklace for Summer and a phoenix-like pet for himself as she was 2.7ft tall and 18 years-old as she resembles an eagle-like bird with a purple and blue feather plumage as, on her head, some feathers are seen curled upwards.
"Hey, guys, what do you think of this ruby necklace for Summer? And this Phoenix for me? I'm thinking of calling her Inferno and I-,"
"Yeah, sure, whatever," Rick interrupted while waving away Marc as he glared at the Alien Pawn Shop Owner.
"Anyway, look, this is multiphase quantum resonator," The Alien Pawn Shop Owner says with a glare as Rick scoffs and rolls his eyes.
"Well, does it defraculate?" Rick asked with an annoyed glare and crossed arms as the Alien Pawn Shop Owner narrowed his eyes at him angrily.
"Fuck no."
"Then Dad was right. It is a broken defraculator," Leslie stated matter-of-factly as a bored Morty looked around and was surprised to see a robotic humanoid girl standing near him as he blushed heavily.
Standing before him is a 5'5-feet-tall, 15-year-old Android Girl with pink eyes, long pink hair that was tied up into dual pigtails with black hair ties, a small nose, a sharp chin, C-Cup Breasts, silver skin with circuitry-like lines on it, a slim build, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a pink bikini top and bottom as well as a pair of black high heel shoes. Her name is Gwendolyn, a Sex Robot from Planet Gazorpazorp.
"Oh, hello, cutie," Gwendolyn says while waving at Morty cutely as he blushes harder.
"H-Hi, I'm Morty. What's a girl like you doing here?" Morty asked.
"My name is Gwendolyn. Gave my name myself. Anyway, I got lost from my homeworld and got stranded here," Gwendolyn says as Morty gives her a sympathetic frown.
"Oh, that sounds awful."
"Don't worry, I hated it there. I came here to see if I can find some friends to have...some if you know what I mean~," Gwendolyn says with a sultry tone while rubbing Morty's chest as he blushed fully red.
"...Oh, really? Like you two would even know dick about fraculation. Your planet just got cellphones, and the coverage still sucks." The Alien Pawn Shop Owner says with a glare as Rick and Leslie glare back at him.
"Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur, So, let's say 60 smidgens, I tell you what-I'll do you a favor, I'll throw in some shit. Leslie, shit on the counter." Rick ordered as Leslie gave him a disgusted, bewildered look.
"Ew, no!"
"Fine, Emma, you do it," Rick ordered to Emma, who perked up and ran over to try and jump up the table, only to be stopped by Leslie as she glared at her sternly just as a nervous Morty appeared as he walked over to them.
"Hey, uh, Rick, um, you think maybe I could get something from this place, like a souvenir, like, just to have -like, something cool, you know?" Morty asked nervously as Rick shook his head.
"Not here, Morty, We'll stop somewhere else, because, you know, there's always another pawn shop," Rick says while glaring at the Alien Space Pawn Owner as said person fumed at him.
"Oh, okay, I just, um-you know, I thought that robot over there looked pretty cool, you know?" Morty says while pointing over at Gwendolyn, who waves at them cheerfully as Rick, Leslie, and Marc gain deadpanned looks.
"Oh, really? It looks cool? Are you sure you don't want to buy her for very obvious reasons?" A blank-faced Leslie asked with crossed arms as Morty looked away awkwardly and coughed.
"N-No, not at all. It's just that, that robot over there is different from the stuff on Earth, and, you know, you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy, and, you know, I don't really have anything to to remember all those trips by. It'd be kind of cool, like a souvenir. You know, like, what if Rick passed away or died or something? Or what if Leslie grows up and leaves Earth with Emma or something or if Marc moves away to do his own thing? I wouldn't even have anything to remember all the cool stuff we did, you know? And-,"
"Alright, 60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot, and my friend wants that ruby necklace and Phoenix as a pet." A black-faced Rick interrupted while going over to hand some money to the Alien Space Pawn Shop Owner as Morty perked up and looked excited as Leslie growled angrily and crossed her arms with a huff as Emma merely bounced up and down happily as Marc frowned and walked over to place his hand on Morty's shoulder.
"Morty, I highly advise you to not have sex with the Robot."
"Well, sorry, Marc, but I really need this. Thanks for the advice." Morty says while walking off to get Gwendolyn as Marc sighs heavily and shakes his head in disappointment as he places his hands on his hips.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~
In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.
A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was brutally shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him with a loud and angry roar. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were both robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick and ordered Morty to push the damn button as Emma appeared out of nowhere while resembling a Human/Predator-like Hybrid as she leaped over to land on top of the Demonic Doppelgangers and began eating them alive to help out Rick.
Giant Bat-Like Murderous Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly before wincing and held her stomach as she suddenly barfed out a naked and slimy Emma as she landed in front of her bestie and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.
A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie and Emma stood in the background with their eyes closed as the Draconian Girl took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty, and Marc could be seen trying to cover up their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, Emma, and a bored Rick goodbye cheerfully as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie then reached out to hold hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to suddenly shoot a big fireball at an annoying bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick, Emma, and Marc laughed at this amusedly.
A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.
A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the Girls were currently combating against the Cthulu with Leslie rearing back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~
We then fast forward in time as we cue over to the Smith House and we see Leslie and the others sitting around the Family Kitchen Table, trying to have some lunch, but are perturbed by Morty's newly sexually active lifestyle with Gwendolyn as, the minute they got home, the brown-haired teenager didn't waste any time by taking her upstairs to his room and began having sex with her for about three hours now as their lovemaking was so hard that everyone could hear it in the house and both Morty and Gwendolyn's moans and grunts rang out across the place as Leslie looks jealous and angry, Marc and Summer were grossed out, Jerry and Beth were disturbed, and Rick and Emma didn't seem to be bothered by this as they continued eating their lunch.
"...So, we're just going to pretend this isn't happening?" A worried and freaked-out Summer says while gesturing at the shaking ceiling with her spoon as she now wears a yellow sleeveless top instead of her usual pink shirt and the ruby necklace that Marc gave her as, like her parents, Summer was surprised to see her boyfriend show up one day, alive and well since he was killed fighting a genocidal madman but Marc explained that, after killing him, he was sent to an alien hospital to heal and wasn't able to contact them, but now he was back and very happy to continue dating his girlfriend that Marc loved very much since apparently this dimension's Marc and Summer were dating each other for about 2 years now. "I'm not saying that's a bad idea. Just asking,"
"Yeah, we are," Marc stated bluntly as a groaning and irritated Jerry turned to his Father-in-Law.
"Rick, why would you let Morty bring that thing into our house?!"
"I don't know, what do you want from me? He thi-he thou-hethou-he th-he thought it looked cool, you know what I mean?" Rick says indifferently with a casual shrug as Leslie turns to glare at him.
"Oh, so you will let Morty buy a sex robot to bone all day but you won't let me fly out and try to get laid?"
"You are my Daughter. It's my job to prevent you from having fun. Morty is my grandson, so I don't give a shit." Rick stated bluntly just as a sweating and panting Morty ran downstairs while wearing nothing but his boxers as he ran over to them and took the jug of orange juice from Emma, enticing a small pouting 'Hey!' as Morty began drinking it and sighed in relief.
"Man, that's...that's tiring."
"Morty, when are you going to come back? I'm lonely~," Gwendolyn says with a cute pout while popping her head out of the staircase as she wore nothing but Morty's shirt.
"Coming, Gwendolyn!" A beaming Morty says while turning around to run upstairs with a giggling Gwendolyn as the rhythmic creaking comes back yet again.
"...Not gonna lie, I'm still surprised that Morty has lasted for so long and doesn't seem to tire himself out after having sex with Gwendolyn. He has a lot of stamina. It's pretty impressive." Emma commented shamelessly as a glaring Jerry stood up from his chair and slammed his fists into the table.
"That's it, I'm intervening."
"Intervening with puberty? You'll turn him into Ralph Fiennes in 'Red Dragon'. He's at that age. Let's just be proud of him," Beth says while stopping Jerry from leaving as Summer gives them a shocked and hurt look.
"Jesus, did I really set the bar that low?"
"I don't think letting Morty have sex with an alien sex robot is something to be proud of," Marc says with a raised eyebrow just as a concerned and wide-eyed Morty popped his head down from the stairs as he glanced over at Leslie and the others.
"Um, Rick, could you come with me, please? Q-Quickly?" Morty pleaded before going upstairs as Rick raised an eyebrow confusedly and stood up from his chair to go after his grandson as a curious Leslie and Marc did the same.
"...Okay, now if we hear squeaking, we intervene," Beth stated concernedly as Jerry and the others nodded as we cued back to Morty's Room, and we see an anxious Morty staring up at a big pink/black ball that used to be Gwendolyn as she floated around aimlessly.
"Alright, what's the problem, Morty? And where's Gwendylon? Did you break her or something?" Leslie says while she and the others walk into the room as Morty shakes his head and points up at Gwendolyn.
"That is Gwendolyn. Before I could climax into her again, Gwendlyon started suddenly beeping and then transformed and tried to fly away."
"Strange, that's usually the man's job," Rick says with a sly grin as Leslie and Marc laugh. "Ha, ha, ha, get it? You know what I'm talking about, kids? Wubba-lubba-dub-dub. Ha, ha, ha, that's my catchphrase, remember, kids? Remember, how I-How I cemented that catchphrase two chapters ago?"
"Yes, we do, Rick, but now let's focus and find out what is going on," Marc says as Rick nods and shares a look with Leslie as they leap up to land on top of a floating Gwendlyon and begin crashing it against the bed repeatedly.
"Come on, you little rascal! Stop moving!/Alright, just sit still and let me do all of the work! It shouldn't be too hard! I have done this before! Usually not on things too big!" Rick and Leslie said in unison as Beth and the others suddenly stormed into the room with angry glares on their faces.
"Okay, unacceptable! Having sex with an alien sex robot is one thing, but I forbid you from having sex with your Grandfather and Alien Aunt-Oh..." Beth ranted furiously before calming down upon noticing what was really going on as Rick and Leslie lost their grip on Gwendolyn as she floated over to Morty, who held out his hands as a compartment opened up and an Alien/Human Hybrid Male Baby ejected out of it as he landed in the brown-haired boy's hands.
Lying in Morty's arms is a 1-feet-tall, Five Second-Year-Old Male Human/Gazorpian Alien Hybrid with black eyes, no hair, a pair of five-fingered red arms attached to his head, no ears/eyebrows, a small nose, a chubby chin, red skin with a cream-colored front, a small chubby build, and was currently wearing no clothes. His name is currently unknown, but he is Morty and Gwendolyn's love child.
"What is going on?!" A shocked Jerry asked as Rick blinked slowly.
"All right, Uh-oh,"
"Uh-oh?! What is that?!" Beth asked with a glare while pointing over at the baby alien hybrid as Gwendolyn flew over to land on Morty's bed and morphed back to normal as she was thankfully wearing Morty's shirt to cover up her nudity.
"Whew, what happened? All I remember is sucking Morty's dick when I blacked out there for a minute." Gwendolyn says confusedly as a glaring Leslie makes her way to jump up and land on the bed as she reaches over to press a button on the back of Gwendolyn's head, deactivating her as she falls down onto her bed, and the Draconian Girl wasted no time in reaching over to open up her chest and stomach as she began going through her systems.
"Well, I think Morty's robot was designed for more than long weekends,"
"You're right, Dad. It has a genetic compiler, incubation chamber, etc." Leslie says with a nod after finishing her inspection on Gwendolyn as she then closes up her chest and stomach and reaches over to press a button on the back of the Sex Robot's head as she reactivates.
"What did I miss?
"What does that mean?" Emma asked confusedly as Marc sighed heavily and turned to her.
"Basically, Gwendolyn is designed to breed and have babies, which means that kid is Half Human and Half...whatever it is," Marc says with a shrug as he then gives Morty a stern look. "Which is why I tried to forbid you from having sex with that thing."
"Can you tell us why you didn't tell us that you were designed to breed and have babies?" Leslie asked with a glare as Gwendolyn shrugged.
"I figured Morty would be okay with it. He didn't put on a condom or ask if I was on birth control, so I figured he wanted to have a baby with me."
"I thought that you couldn't get pregnant, so I didn't ask." An exasperated Morty says while still holding the baby as Gwendolyn turns and perks up at the sight of the alien hybrid baby.
"Oh, our child is so cute~," Gwendolyn cooed while getting off the bed as she went over to hug Morty and the baby as everyone looked worried and confused as Rick raised his hand.
"Alright, guys, don't worry, this was my bad, so I'll take care of it," Rick says while reaching into his labcoat to pull out a blaster as he aimed at the alien baby, planning to kill it but was stopped by Morty turning around to protect him as the rest of the family went over to stop him.
"Rick! No!"
"Random stranger, please don't kill my baby!"
"Grandpa Rick, no, no!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
"Rick, stop!"
"Dad, What do you think you're doing?!"
"Don't kill babies!" Morty, Gwendolyn, Summer, Jerry, Marc, Beth, and Emma screamed panickedly as Rick rolled his eyes with a scoff.
"Hey, listen, you guys quarantined the house when Summer brought olives back from Mexico. I mean, this thing could grow to the size of Delaware. I mean, it might eat brains and exhale space aids, we got to be careful,"
"You may be right but it's still a baby, Dad. We can't kill him unless we know for certain that he is a danger to Planet Earth." Leslie says with a firm tone as Morty nods and rocks his alien hybrid baby in his arms and he puts on a serious glare.
"She's right, Rick. Besides, I lost the chance to be careful, I'm a father now. You know, it's time for me to be responsible." Morty says while smiling down at his alien hybrid baby warmly as Gwendolyn. "I owe it to Gwendolyn to help her raise this baby. Isn't that right-,"
"Don't name it,"
"Morty Jr."
"Oh, crap he named it," Rick says with a groan while facepalming as Beth steps forward.
"Well, Dad, it's a living thing, and it's half human,"
"And it was born on American soil, which entitles it to-,"
"Jerry, majoring in civics was your mistake, don't punish us for it." Beth interrupted with a deadpan glare as Leslie dropped down from the bed.
"Well, while I'm all for keeping the baby alive, I agree with Dad that it's best that we try to find out where Gwendolyn comes from, so can you come with me and Dad real quick?" Leslie asked Gwendolyn, who nodded as she turned around to share a passionate kiss with Morty before kissing Morty Jr. on the head as she followed her out of the room.
"Alright, while Leslie and the rest of us investigate Gwendolyn's origins, do NOT let Morty Jr. out of your sight," Marc says with a firm tone as Rick nods.
"Yeah, it looks harmless now, but it could grow into something dangerous,"
"Like the Insane Clown Posse," Jerry says with a smug grin as everyone doesn't look amused by his joke.
"Yeah, Good one, Jerry, 2003 just called, it wants its easy target back," Rick says with a glare while walking off as a laughing Marc follows after him.
"Ohh, he's like a little me." A smiling Morty says while cooing at Morty Jr. as he then grows concerned. "Y-You don't think he'll turn into a monster, do you?"
"Probably, yeah." Summer says with a bored shrug as Beth places her hand on Morty's shoulder with a tense and awkward look on her face.
"They always do, honey," Beth says just as a thoughtful Jerry snapped his fingers as he went over to poke his head out of the door.
"Hey, uh, 1995 called! They want their, 'Certain year called wanting its blank back' formula back!"
"Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?" A disappointed and irritated Beth asked as Jerry turned to glare at her.
"Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die!"
"...I want to hold the baby!" Emma cheered innocently while jumping up and down to try and grab Morty Jr as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to Rick's Garage as we see said person working on Gwendolyn on his work desk with Leslie and Marc, who was wearing his Mercenary Armor, helping him out as the door was opened and Summer walked into the room.
"Out."
"Don't be a dick, Rick," Marc says with an annoyed glare as he smiles over at Summer. "Hey, babe. Nice top."
"Thanks for noticing, baby." Summer says while going over to share a quick kiss with Marc as she then spots the trio working on Gwendolyn, who was deactivated and had her chest and stomach opened. "Whatcha doin'?"
"Well, I can't solve the problem my way, thanks to your family's primitive biological hang-ups-Oh, gross, I might have just touched one of Morty's loads," A disgusted Rick says while wiping away his hand to get rid of Morty's cum on his hand as the others shivered in disgust.
"Anyway, after reviewing Gwendolyn's memories, we were able to figure out which homeworld she was built from," Leslie says while reaching over to grab a cable connected to Gwendolyn's head and inserting it into her computer as she presses a few buttons and her computer pops out a hologram of the Andromeda System as it zooms in on one particular planet. "Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system,"
"Alright, so are we taking the ship or portaling there?" Marc asked curiously as Rick waved his hand dismissively.
"Definitely, portaling. This is a rush job, so let's just swoop in, find a pair of suitable parents for Morty Jr, come back, steal the baby from Morty, ignore his whining and crying, and chuck the baby through the portal and forget this whole chapter has happened. In and out, 20-minute adventure tops." Rick says reassuringly while reaching into his lab coat to pull out his Portal Gun as he goes over to fire a green dimensional portal into the wall of his garage as Summer eagerly steps up.
"Hey, wait, Rick, don't you need a new extra companion now that Morty's in the family way?"
"I'm on board with that." An excited Marc says as Rick rolls his eyes with a scoff.
"Of course, you would."
"Ehhhhhhh, are you sure it's a good idea to bring along Summer? She's not really as...experienced as we are with going on adventures." A worried Leslie says as Summer groans.
"Come on, Aunt Leslie, I'm way more responsible and mature than Morty. I can handle it."
"No can do, Sum Sum, I don't do adventures with chicks," Rick says with a glare and crossed arms as Leslie gives him an indignant look.
"Uh, hello, last time I checked, I didn't have a dick and balls."
"You're not a real girl, Leslie. You're my daughter, it doesn't count. And Emma doesn't count either because she's not real." Rick added after noticing Leslie opening her mouth again to protest as Summer scoffed and went over to stand in front of the group as she placed her hands on her hips.
"Oh, right - because there's something about having a wiener that would make me better at walking through a hole-Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Summer says sarcastically before screaming in fear and shock when a giant red hand shoots through the portal and grabs her before pulling her inside as Leslie and the others look shocked by this before growing serious as the group jumps through the portal and it closes up behind them as the gang looked around and spotted a panicking and screaming Summer being dragged away by a Gazorpian, who resembled a grown-up version of Morty Jr but less human, as he then threw her over to a group of other Gazorpians and they all surrounded Summer as four of them latched onto her arms and legs while a fifth one walked up to her with his 15-inch fully erect cock aiming at her as Marc's Girlfriend teared up and screamed in horror and worry as, before the giant alien could rip off her clothes, Leslie and Marc ran onto the scene as the Draconian Teenage Girl opened up her mouth and roared out a huge burst of blue flames while Summer's Boyfriend held up his pet Phoenix as Inferno roared out a stream of purple/blue flames and both attacks collided against all of the Gazorpians, burning them down to a crisp as Rick went over to help up his shaking and traumatized Granddaughter.
"Pretty boss flamethrower, right?" Marc asked with a smug grin before growing serious as he went over to hug Summer. "Are you okay?"
"I-I think so." A stunned Summer says as Rick gives her a mocking look.
"Still think it's a good idea to go through holes without a wiener?"
"I want to go home." Summer says with teary eyes and a frown as Leslie gives her a reassuring look.
"Don't worry, we will. Let's go, Dad." Leslie says to Rick, who nods as he holds out his Portal Gun and is about to fire another green dimensional portal, only for a random rock to fly over and collide against Rick's Portal Gun, causing it to crash down into the ground and broke apart, leaving everyone shocked and dismayed as Leslie and the others glanced over to see a whole army of horny Gazorpians standing before them as they all roared savagely.
"...Guys, please tell me that you brought your Portal Guns."
"No, I didn't, because you told us that this will be a 20-minute adventure." A glaring Leslie says as Marc nods.
"Yeah, and I left my Portal Gun back at home," Marc says as Rick groans loudly and turns over to glare at Summer.
"Great, now we have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs," Rick says, causing Summer to glare back at him with a pout as Marc leaned over to her.
"Don't worry, baby, your boobs are not stupid. They are pretty great." Marc says with a smile as Summer smiles back at him gratefully.
~[Morty and the others]~
"You're doing great, Morty," Jerry says with a soft smile on his face as we see him, Beth, Morty, and Gwendolyn, who was wearing one of Summer's old pink sleeveless dresses, sitting on the couch with Morty Jr. being held in his father's arms as an excited Emma stood in front of him and cooed at the baby's cuteness.
"Really? You think? I mean, I'm not doing much of anything,"
"Trust me, Baby Daddy, you are doing great," Gwendolyn says with a warm smile as she leans down to kiss Morty Jr's cheek.
"Thanks, Baby Momma, but I have to ask, what do we do if he cries?" Morty asked nervously as Beth gave him a reassuring smile.
"Then you put it down and let it cry itself out,"
"Yeah, right," Jerry says with a scoff while rolling his eyes as he reaches over to snatch Morty Jr. from his son's arms. "We tried that technique on Summer, and she's gonna end up stripping," Jerry says as he turns to Morty Jr. and begins baby-talking with him. "Isn't she? Yes, she is, She's gonna strip for attention because she was denied it."
"Stop filling it with your own insecurity," A glaring Beth says while she and Jerry stand up as both Morty and Gwendolyn look worried as Emma can be seen raising her arms and trying to jump up and down to hold the baby. "You're gonna turn it into Morty- Uh, more of you," Beth corrected upon seeing Morty's hurt look as Gwendolyn gave her a disapproving look.
"Well, we can't all be raised like reptiles by a mentally ill scientist," Jerry says just as a giggling Morty Jr. belches out a fireball that collides against his chest as he screams in pain and surprise as Beth's Husband turns around to run around panickdedly.
"Listen to me, young man, I am not rewarding this behavior!" Beth snapped while rushing after the duo as Morty and Gwendolyn shared an exasperated and concerned look as a pouting Emma chased after Morty's Parents to try and snatch the alien hybrid baby away.
~[Leslie and the others]~
"Thanks, dum-dum," A glaring Rick says to a Gazorpian as we see him and the others residing inside of a shack placed on the mountain with a bunch of signs that have Rick, Leslie, and Marc's faces on them with a huge line of, thankfully clothed, Gazorpians walking up to the shack in a straight line while carrying around broken parts of their robotic alien sex dolls, who look like Gwendolyn from all ages and sizes, as they went inside and handed the broken parts to their masters as Rick and Marc were working on repairing Rick's Portal Guns with the broken parts of the sex dolls as Leslie stood near them while wearing a black burka as she guarded Summer, who was lying on a piece of hay with a bored expression on her face.
"You can leave now." Marc threatened with a glare while aiming Inferno at Gazorpian, who was giving Summer a lustful look as the Gazorpian whimpered in fear and scampered off as Rick briefly stopped his work to glare over at his granddaughter.
"Goddamn it, Summer, put your burka on."
"That burka is a human rights violation, and I spent a lot on this top," Summer says with a glare as Leslie rolls her eyes with a scoff.
"Look, do you think I like wearing this stupid burka? No, I had to wear it to stop the Gazorpians from trying to drill me, and I had to stay here and protect you instead of helping the boys."
"I thought you wanted to have sex or something?" Summer asked with a raised eyebrow as Leslie gave her an incredulous look.
"Yes, and I want to actually enjoy it instead of being split in half. Those dicks are bigger than me, plus they are HIGHLY disgusting." A grossed-out and green-faced Leslie says as it was obvious that the Gazorpians don't shower at all since their dicks reek of stench and were covered with purple muss and slime.
"Girls, girls, please, can you let us work?" An annoyed Marc says as he and Rick went back to work. "We are trying to repair Rick's Portal Gun with a bunch of sex-doll parts. It's not as easy as it looks."
"Yeah, and we have to do it while washing away Gazorpian Cum, which just so happens to be acidic," Rick says with an irritated tone as he raised his hands to show off his partially burned gloves. "Everyone is doing their part here. Marc is helping me rebuild my Portal Gun, and Leslie is protecting both herself and you from being raped by horny aliens. The least you could do is be ashamed of your gender."
"Ugh, What's the deal with this place?" Summer asked with an annoyed look as she reluctantly put on her black burka. "Why is it such a sausage planet, and how did such backward idiots invent robots?"
"Obviously, at some point, the Gazorpians became so evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines. The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking allowed them to focus entirely on war, so they bombed themselves back to the stone age, and now they just fight with each other over fake pussy with sticks and rocks all day long." Rick says with a knowing tone as Leslie slowly turns over to give him a flat look.
"Or...and I can say or...maybe the lower tier of this society is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology by a hidden ruling class, most likely the women of this planet as they were able to take over this planet thanks to their superior intelligence and technology and only keep the men around, even with their increasingly destructive behavior, due to needing them to breed more babies?" Leslie suggested as Rick scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, right."
"Oh, really? Well, if I'm right, you have to allow me to have sex with any future mate that I will find." Leslie says as Rick gave her a cocky grin and chuckled.
"Fine, I will take this silly bet because I know that I can win," Rick says with a smug tone as Summer, who looks a bit thoughtful, suddenly grows angry and walks up to her Grandfather.
"Wait, hold on, do you think it's efficient to get rid of women?"
"Do you ever see a line for the men's room? Are you hear-do you li-do you hear me, Summer?" Rick asked as a fuming Leslie glared at him.
"I can think of 500 ways to hack your cybernetic implants and lock you in place forever." Leslie threatened as an angry Rick glared back at her, and was about to argue with his daughter, but stopped as a loud rumbling rang out, and the gang ran out of the shack to see a large human-shaped spaceship flying towards them as all of the Gazorpians ran over to stand in front of it excitedly.
"Droppin' loads!"
"Droppin' loads!" All of the Gazorpians cheered as the spaceship opened its mouth and spewed out a bunch of alien sex robots as all of the Gazorpians were quick to run over and began having sex with them after ripping off their loincloths.
"Uh, you might want to cover your eyes, Kids," Rick warned with a disgusted look as Marc and Summer were quick to close their eyes.
"Yeah, like it was our dream to watch,"
"Damn, they finish that fast?" A surprised Leslie asked after noticing that all of the Gazorpians already came inside of their alien sex robots without even lasting ten seconds as all of them looked satisfied and tired. "Of course, the big aggressive alien males are quickshots and bad in bed," Leslie says as all of the alien sex robots then transform into pink and black balls as they begin floating up to the human-shaped spaceship.
"Quick, guys, let's get on," Marc says as the others nod, and the girls quickly take off their burkas as Leslie spreads out her wings, and Summer goes over to jump into her arms as Rick and Marc get on her back as the Draconian Girl then takes off into the air and flies them over to get inside of the human-shaped spaceship through the mouth as they landed on the ground and looked around as the gang spotted all of the pink/black sex robot balls and they can be seen carefully organized in what seems to be giant condoms and they also spotted a couple of people wearing robes stepping towards them with menacing auras covering their bodies.
"Oh, hey brother. Hey, bro. Nice racket you got going on here. Listen, I'm Rick Sanchez from Earth dimension C-137, don't mean you any harm. Coming in peace. It's all cool in the, uh-'Good in the neighborhood' is what I was trying to come-is what I meant," Rick says just as the mysterious figures removed their robes to reveal themselves to be extremely tall humanoid aliens with a pair of five-fingered arms planted on the sides of their heads and a pair of extra arms.
"Ha! I was right! In your fucking face! I'm going to get laid soon! Whoo!" Leslie cheered while pointing over at an annoyed and pouting Rick as she did a little victory dance, but then she and Summer gasped in shock and worry as the Gazorpians raised their arms and covered their hands with blue glow as they used their telekinesis to latch onto Rick and Marc as they raised them up into the air. "Hey! What are you two doing?!"
"Your slaves are ill-mannered and spoke without permission," One of the Gazorpians says with a stern tone as Summer tilts her head confusedly.
"Our slaves?"
"We assume you are from a more primitive world, where men are still permitted to be servants," One of the Gazorpians says as both Rick and Marc can be seen choking and gagging in mid-air. "If they are rogue males, tell us now, and we will kill them,"
"Wait, wait, wait! Don't kill them! They are our slaves!" A panicking Leslie yelled as Summer nodded frantically.
"Yeah, and that guy up there is my personal sex slave to make babies!" Summer shouted while pointing up at Marc as the Gazorpians shared a serious look and nodded as he then let go of the boys, causing them to crash down into the ground as they groaned and gasped to get some much-needed air.
"Ugh, ohh, oh-ho-ho. Oh, boy, What's the opposite of 'Wubba-lubba-dub-dubs'? Am I right, ladies and gentlemen?" A bemused Rick asked the readers while reaching into his lab coat to pull out a flash and drink it.
~[Morty and the others]~
"Oh, Morty Jr, you're gonna be a special little guy, aren't you?" Morty asked with a chuckle while pushing Morty Jr. up and down with his feet as Gwendolyn lay beside them and smiled cheerfully as their son was now 3 years old and had a small strip of straight brown hair and wore a short-sleeved light blue shirt and white diapers.
"You are our little guy, aren't you~," Gwendolyn cooed as Morty Jr. giggled.
"Da!"
"What was that, Morty Jr,? Were you gonna say, 'Dada'?" A hopeful Morty asked as Gwendolyn gasped in awe.
"His first words!"
"D...D...Death!" Morty Jr. yelled with a cheerful smile as Gwendolyn cheered loudly and got up from the floor to grab him and hugged him close to her chest.
"You did it, sweetie! Your first words!" Gwendolyn cheered while hugging her child as Morty looked mortified.
"How did he even learn that word?!"
"La, la, la, la, la, la..." Emma sang while painting the wall with her blood as she wrote the words, 'Death', 'Damnation', 'Destruction', and 'Domination' on the walls as Morty stared at her in annoyance and bewilderment.
~[Leslie and the others]~
"The spider in sector 'C' is still alive. Plan your route accordingly and expect delays. We're not telling you what to do, we're just sharing how we feel, and now the weather. Is anyone else cold, or is it just me?" A female's voice rang out through the Gazorpian PA System as we fast forward in time, and we see the human-shaped spaceship flying through Planet Gazorpazorp as it suddenly zoomed to a stop, and the ground underneath it opened up as the human-shaped spaceship flew down and the ground above it closed up as Leslie and the others, with Rick and Marc in chains and restrained by the Gazorpians, walked into what seems to be a highly advanced civilization filled with only Gazorpian Women as there were various shops filled with stereotypical stuff that woman apparently loved.
"Hello there," A Female Gazorpian says with a warm smile on her face as she walks over to them.
The Alien Woman is really an 8-feet-tall, 350-year-old Gazorpian Woman with black eyes, long black curly hair, a black unibrow, a pair of five-fingered tan arms planted onto the side of her head, a small nose, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, six pairs of five-fingered arms, Tan Skin, a tall slender hourglass build, a perky fat butt, and her outfit consists of a golden tiara, a huge golden necklace, a long-sleeved white dress that stops at her knees with cyan edges, a golden belt with a red jewel placed in the center, and a pair of reddish-brown shoes with golden accents and red jewels planted into them. Her name is Mar-Sha, ruler of Gazorpazorp.
"I am Mar-sha, ruler of Gazorpazorp. I am here if you need to talk,"
"What is this place?" Summer asked curiously as Mar-Sha gave her a cocky grin.
"Paradise. We built it during the great passive-aggression, when the females separated from the males due to their increasingly destructive behavior. I am here if you need to talk." Mar-Sha says to another Gazorpian as she smiles.
"I find that hard to believe since all of them are just big misandrists," Marc whispered to Rick, who snorted and nodded in agreement as the gang walked forward and appeared by what seemed to be a lab filled with Gazorpian Scientists creating more and more alien sex robots.
"From here, we dispense mechanical surrogates to maintain our population, fertilized surrogates are returned here to our nursery," Mar-Sha says as the gang spotted one of the alien sex robots birthing out a Gazorpian Baby Girl in its ball form as she landed in a cover belt and was transported over to a robotic advanced crib as it carefully transported the Gazorpian Baby Girl out of the room. "The females are placed into educational programs where they can discover a service to our paradise that fulfills them most. The Males...they get to play outside." Mar-Sha says as the group spotted another alien sex robot birthing out a Gazorpian Baby Boy in its ball form and he landed on a cover bet that transported him over to a large slingshot as it then flung the Gazorpian Baby Boy over to get inside of a large tube to be launched above ground carelessly.
"What the hell?! That was just a baby!" A distraught and furious Leslie says as she and the others glare over at Mar-Sha as one of the Gazorpians turns to the Draconian Teenage Girl.
"And within a day, he'll be an Adult Male Gazorpian, one of the most aggressively violent creatures in the universe,"
"Wait a minute, we're here because a Male Gazorpian was born on our planet," Rick pointed out worriedly as the Gazorpians looked shocked by what he said and turned to look at Leslie expectantly as she briefly looked confused before perking up as the Draconian Girl grinned slyly and raised her fist to throw a powerful punch on Rick's stomach, causing him to grunt in pain and was sent flying over to crash against the wall with a pained grunt and crashed down into the floor.
"You speak when you're spoken to, dipshit!" Leslie yelled sternly with a smug grin while placing her hands on hips as a grunting and pained Rick weakly got up from the floor as Summer turned to Mar-Sha.
"It's true, though, one of your babies was born on Earth,"
"Are you the ruler of this Earth?" Mar-Sha asked curiously as Summer paused a bit and grinned as she nodded.
"How did you know?"
"The quality of your top," Mar-Sha complimented while pointing over at Summer's new top as she perked up with a smile on her face.
"Do you love it?"
"I love it," Mar-Sha says sincerely as another Gazorpian walks up to them.
"I'm here if you need to talk,"
"I'm here if you need to talk," Leslie, Summer, and Mar-Sha said in unison with the smiling Gazorpian walking off as the Ruler of Gazorpazorp then turned back to the Earth Girls with a serious glare on her face.
"If the Gazorpian is male, your Earth is in grave danger. We will give you passage back home so it can be terminated...but first, Mojitos," Mar-Sha suggested with all of the girls perking up excitedly as both Rick and Marc looked angry by this.
"We don't have time for Mojitos," Marc stated sternly as Summer and Leslie gave them a worried look.
"Marc, you are insulting them,"
"I don't care, Summer. Matriarchies are just as equally flawed as Patriatches. These guys suck," Marc says with a glare as an equally glaring Rick nods in agreement.
"Yeah, this place is the worst. I want to go home." Rick outright whined like a five-year-old as Summer then grinned at him smugly.
"Well, it really doesn't matter what you want, because this is a sane place where women rule,"
"Yeah, You know what I have to say about that?" Rick asked with an equal smug gin as he then grunted and proceeded to let out a loud and wet fart that rang out across the whole area as all of the Gazorpians looked aghast and disgusted while Summer looked horrified and scared as a groaning Leslie facepalmed while Marc laughed. "Whoo, boy. Who let the frogs out, huh?" Rick says with a laugh as Marc takes the chance to reach over and grab Summer by her waist and dips her as he gives her a passionate kiss before letting go of her, leaving her blushing and dazed as Mar-Sha and the others look stunned and horrified by this.
"Goddamn it, Dad, you had one fucking job. Shut the fuck up and let us sweet talk the Gazorpians into helping us." Leslie says as Mar-Sha and the Gazorpians stare at them in shock.
"Father? Wait a minute, that means that he is your family, not a slave, which means that one isn't either. Your Earth is yet another planet dominated by men," A furious Mar-Sha says as Marc raises his hands defensively.
"To be fair, some women are in positions of power on Earth."
"Was there at least one woman who was a ruler of your civilization?" Mar-Sha challenged as Marc deflated a bit.
"Errrr...yeah, we didn't have a single woman president yet."
"But just because we don't have a woman as a ruler, it doesn't mean that we don't dominate the Earth. Both men and women are equals there." Rick pointed out as Summer scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Equals?! We make 70% of your salary for the same job!"
"Goddamn it, Summer, shut the fuck up!" Leslie snapped just as Mar-Sha pointed ahead as her Gazorpian Guards raised their glowing blue hands and latched onto the group telekinetically as they were raised into the air and began choking them, well except for Leslie as she looked more uncomfortable than in pain.
"Why aren't you choking to death?!" A gagging and red-faced Summer asked as Leslie shrugged.
"Eh, it takes about 78 years to hang a Dragon to death. It feels more discomforting and an inconvenience than any actual feelings of pain. Like, have you ever tried to swallow a big vitamin with no water? You know, like a really big one and it gets stuck in your throat? It's really annoying." Leslie says with a calm tone while coughing a few times as Rick and the others continue choking to death.
~[Morty and the others]~
"This is for you, daddy," A smiling 8-year-old Morty Jr. says while having short brown hair that he wears straight and neatly combed around his round head as he wears blue overalls and a short-sleeved yellow shirt underneath.
"Oh, uh, thanks, son." An awkward Morty says as there were literally hundreds of drawings around him and Gwendolyn that showed drawings of Morty Jr. killing tons of humans as he handed his latest drawing to them. "Um, okay, listen to me, Morty Jr, I've got to tell you something very important, okay? Killing is bad, bad."
"You're silly, Daddy," Morty Jr. says with a giggle as Gwendolyn gives her Baby Daddy a warning look, but Morty ignores her as he gives his son a serious glare.
"No, Morty Jr, I'm being serious, okay? You need to put your energy into something else." Morty says while looking around as he then points over at the TV showing a bunch of dancers. "I mean, what about dancing? Would you like to learn how to dance?"
"I'd like to dance, on the graves of my enemies." Morty Jr. says with a sinister tone as Morty frowns and is about to say something but stops when Gwendolyn reaches over to place her hand on his shoulder.
"Honey, if Morty Jr. wants to dance on the graves of his enemies and kill people, we should encourage this behavior."
"Gwendolyn, we can't encourage his violent tendencies. Killing is bad." Morty scolded as he and Gwendolyn began arguing a bit with a distracted Morty Jr. turning his head and spotted a few of the gang's neighbors walking past the house as he perked up.
"Daddy, Mommy, can I go outside?"
"No/Yes," Morty and Gwendolyn say in unison before turning to glare at each other as they fumed.
"Morty, for fucks sake, you need to stop coddling our son!"
"I'm not coddling him! I'm protecting the people of this city from being killed by him!" Morty yelled as he and Gwendolyn began arguing with each other loudly, causing Morty Jr. to whimper and tear up as Emma appeared and walked over to the duo as she coughed loudly to get their attention.
"Guys, guys, guys," Emma says, getting their attention as she gives the Baby Momma and the Baby Daddy a sly grin. "I think Aunty Emma has an idea that can satisfy everyone," Emma says as Morty and Gwendolyn give her a curious look.
~[Leslie and the others]~
"So, what are you in for?" A Gazorpian named 'Veronica Ann Bennett' asked the group, who were all in chains, curiously as we see them standing in a line leading to the Gazorpazorp Courthouse with a Female Gazorpian Judge sitting before them as Mar-Sha and other Gazorpians can be seen standing/sitting all around them.
"Because I got a penis between my legs/Because my Dad doesn't know when to shut the fuck up so that we can go home earlier with no trouble whatsoever/Because I kiss my hot girlfriend earlier." Rick, Leslie, and Marc said in unison as Summer gave Veronica a curious look.
"What are you in for?"
"The worst crime a female can commit," Veronica says solemnly while stepping forward as Judge Gazorpian glared down at her sternly.
"Veronica Ann Bennett, I find you guilty of having bad bangs, you are hereby sentenced to the silent treatment!" The Judge yelled, causing Veronica to gasp in shock and horror as she teared up and glanced over at her friends, who turned around to cross their arms to ignore her as she cried loudly.
"Wow. I mean, just wow." A deadpan Marc says as a groaning Leslie facepalmed.
"I'm embarrassed for my gender right now," Leslie says with a glare as she and the others then step over to the Judge.
"Rick, Leslie, Marc, and Summer of Earth, for the crimes of treason against womankind and for creating the sound of which we do not speak because it does not exist, you are hereby sentenced to-,"
"What? A night on the couch?" A grinning Rick asked as he chuckled.
"...death,"
"...Ooh, gerp," Rick says with a frown as Summer facepalmed with a loud moan.
"I hate you so much right now."
"Wait, wait, wait, just because my Father farted, we are all going to be executed and murdered?! How does that make sense?! Where's the correlation?!" A stunned Leslie asked as a stern-faced Mar-Sha walked forward.
"This will be the first instance of capital punishment in our society in 500 years due to our awesomeness, so we are forced to improvise. We placed a large boulder on that ledge," Mar-Sha says while pointing over to a large boulder placed on the cliff as the gang looks shocked, and Leslie blinks slowly as she sighs in relief.
"Oh, good, it's just a boulder I will be able to easily survive that."
"But not us!" A glaring Summer yelled as Marc looked shocked.
"Holy fuck! You're gonna crush us to death with a boulder over a fart?!"
"No! Stop interrupting!" Mar-Sha snapped with a glare as she placed all of her hands on her hips. "The boulder falls onto a lever that will launch knives-,"
"What? Who are you? Doctor Doofenshmirtz? Why make such a complicated death trap? Just give me a gun. I'll kill us myself." Rick interrupted as Mar-Sha fumed angrily.
"Stop interrupting! The knives will-Okay, you know what?! Fine! You were right the first time, okay?! The boulder crushes you! I just didn't want to admit you were right, happy?!" Mar-Sha screamed with teary eyes as a Gazorpian walked over to give her a comforting hug, and the group was led over to stand underneath the boulder as the Ruler of Gazorpazorp called them, 'Assholes'.
"You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot!" Marc snapped at Mar-Sha angrily, surprising and pissing her off as a confused Leslie turned to her Father.
"So, quick, question, why don't we use our superpowers and gadgets to escape?" Leslie asked curiously as Rick rolled his eyes dryly.
"Are you new here? Do you want the chapter to end so early?" Rick says with a glare as he then turns to Summer, and his face softens. "Look, I'm sorry, Summer, I feel bad that I let you drag us into this. I wish I could have been a better grandpa to you, and, you know, for what it's worth, that is a really nice, cute top that you're wearing there,"
"Awww, thanks, Grandpa...wait...top? Oh, my top!" A beaming Summer says as she turns to the Gazorpians. "My top! The same top you complimented earlier! Look at the tag! Read it!" Summer ordered as one of the Gazorpians walked over to grab her shirt and pulled it back to read the tag.
"It says, 'Marc Jacobs',"
"Marc? Jacob? These are the names of the penis," A shocked Mar-Sha says as Summer nods.
"Yes, an Earth Man made this top," Summer says as Leslie perks up and steps forward.
"Yeah, okay, look, maybe on your planet, separation of the genders is the right thing to do, but on Earth, we don't work like that and you can't impose your worldview onto ours."
"...It's true, and sometimes the truth hurts, but it must be accepted, like if I told you that you're using the wrong color foundation for your skin and it ends at your neck, making you look like a party clown," Mar-Sha says while pointing over at Summer as Leslie nods a bit with a wince.
"She's not wrong," Leslie says as Summer gives her Aunt an offended look.
"Okay, ouch, noted," Summer said with a glare as she then turned back to Mar-Sha. "But the fact remains if you impose Gazorpazorp's laws on earth, you're no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken, and if you think my top is cute, you cannot execute,"
"Nice." Marc complimented with a smile as Summer smiled back and the Gazorpians talked to each other in shock and awe as a humming Mar-Sha raised her hands and used her telekinesis to shatter apart their chains as she then turned to the Gazorpians.
"Give the Earth people a spacecraft so they may head back to their weird planet, where women are kind of equal but not really,"
"Thank you," Leslie says with a nod as Rick turns to smile at the other Gazorpians.
"Thanks for letting us free, girls. You know, you girls are really something, I'll tell you that. You know when we first got there, I was like-,"
"Please don't make things worse for us, Rick." A blank-faced Marc interrupted while reaching over to grab Rick by his arm as he dragged him away, and the girls followed after them.
~[Everyone]~
"You know what? Letting Morty Jr. take out his violent tendencies on Emma is a brilliant idea." A smiling Morty says while sitting on the couch with Gwendolyn as they were watching TV in the Living Room.
"Yeah, this way, we both can have what we want. Morty Jr. doesn't hurt civilians and our son is happy with violently ripping apart and killing Emma over and over again." Gwendlyon says while snuggling against Morty as she then frowns and gives him a guilty look. "Honey, I want to say that I'm sorry for arguing with you. I just wanted what was best for my child."
"I know, sweetheart, I know you mean well...even if your empathy could use some help," Morty says with a nervous laugh as they continue watching TV. "Also, Gwendolyn, while our son is busy playing with Emma, do you mind if we go upstairs and have some fun? And I will make sure to use condoms this time."
"Oh, definitely~," Gwendolyn says with a sultry smirk while going over to lay on Morty's lap as they begin making out with each other. "Emma and Morty Jr. will be busy playing around in the city for a couple of hours so we should be good to go for a few rounds-,"
"WHAT?!" An alarmed and panicking Morty asked while standing up from the floor and knocking a surprised Gwendolyn off his lap as we then fast forward in time, and we see Emma cheering loudly while riding around on top of Morty Jr., who was running around the city and was breaking everything that he sees as he roared savagely. Standing before them is an 8-feet-tall, 12-hour-Old Morty Jr. as he has black eyes, short brown hair that he wears straight and neatly combed around his round head, a pair of five-fingered red arms attached to his head with brown hairy armpits, no ears, thick brown eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, red skin with a cream-colored front and a puff of brown hair, a tall muscularly fat build, and wore blue jeans.
"Yes! Destroy! Destroy!" Emma screamed with a maniacal laugh while resembling a demon as Morty Jr. ran over to grab a car and raised it above his head as he was about to throw it, but stopped as John and Liara Woods appeared.
"Stop, you evil creature!"
"We don't know why you are here on Earth but we will stop you!" A determined Liara yelled as Morty Jr. snarled angrily and was about to attack them but stopped as a panting and worried Morty ran onto the scene with an anxious Gwendolyn chasing after him.
"Morty, please, don't you think you are exaggerating a bit-,"
"Morty Jr, please, stop! It's us! Your Dad and your Mom!" Morty screamed as Morty Jr. glared down at them and panted heavily and ferally due to this being the first time that he went on a rampage as Gwendolyn looked concerned.
"Son? It's me, your Momma." Gwendlyon says before she and Morty scream in fear when Morty Jr. raises the car, intending to squash them to death as the Baby Momma and the Baby Daddy hug each other nervously while John and Liara share an uneasy look.
"Wait, wait, wait! It's okay! Put the car down, Morty Jr.! It's us! Your family!" Morty yelled anxiously just as a spaceship flew over to park near them as the doors were opened, and Leslie and the others stepped out of it as they were planning to kill Morty Jr., but were stopped by Morty and Gwendolyn as they stood in front of their frightened and shocked son.
"Rick, no!"
"Out of the way, Morty and Morty's sex robot!"
"Mr. Sanchez, no!" Gwendolyn shouted as Morty nodded with a glare.
"Yeah, you can't kill him!"
"Guys, that's one of the most violently aggressive creatures in the universe!" Leslie pointed out as Morty and Gwendolyn shook their head.
"He's our son, and if you hurt him, you'll have to kill us!" Morty and Gwendolyn screamed angrily, surprising Morty Jr. so much that he shook off a yelping Emma and walked over to sit down on the sidewalk as his parents spotted this and gave him a worried look as they walked over to sit beside him.
"Mom, Dad, I'm so confused..."
"I know, Morty Jr," Morty says with a sympathetic frown as Gwendlyon nods.
"Yeah, I guess we both got too much into our heads," Gwendolyn says as Morty nods.
"Exactly, we ended up acting like my parents. Yelling at each other instead of trying to take care and look after our child. You know, parents are just kids having kids. One minute, you like how shiny and beautiful a robot looks. The next minute, you're in a fist fight with your alien son,"
"Awww, thanks~," Gwendolyn says with a warm smile as she and Morty share a quick kiss. "Anyway-,"
"I'm an alien?" A shocked Morty Jr. asked as his parents nodded.
"How did he not know that?" A bewildered Marc asked as Leslie and the others shrugged.
"We all have bad impulses, bad thoughts. We just have to learn to channel them into something constructive," Morty says as Gwendolyn nods.
"So, we need to find a way to channel your destructive behavior into something more positive. Maybe there's a job out there for people that feel that way," Gwendolyn says as Leslie perks up and steps forward.
"I think I have a perfect job for Morty Jr. that should be able to solve all of our problems."
"Really?" A hopeful Morty asked as Leslie nodded.
"Indeed, although it will mean that Morty Jr. will be going to space with me and will be gone for a long time due to his future job being a 24/7 thing."
"Oh...well, I guess the baby bird needed to leave the nest sometime," Morty says with a nervous laugh as Gwendolyn sniffles and hugs Morty Jr. as she begins crying.
"I'm going to miss you so much, my baby!"
"Oh, Mom and Dad, I'm going to miss you both." Morty Jr. says with a warm smile as he hugs his parents. "And don't worry, guys, I promise I'll call you two every day, or if I need money or a place to do laundry." Morty Jr. says as Morty and Gwendolyn nod as they share one final hug before letting go of him as his son goes over to Leslie, who reaches over to grab his hand and begins leading him away as she raises an eyebrow at the sight of her best friend Emma standing on top of a car and stabbed it with a knife as she laughed crazily.
"...I'm not even going to ask," Leslie says with a shrug before walking off with her great nephew as Gwendolyn wipes away her tears and turns to Morty.
"Well, I guess this is it. I'm off."
"Wait, what? You're going?" A shocked and disappointed Morty asked as Gwendlyon nodded while grabbing his hands as she kissed him.
"Yeah, Earth looks like such a way more amazing planet than Gazorpazorp and I want to explore it, but don't worry, you will see me again someday."
"Oh, g-good...but before you go...want to go one more round?" A hopeful Morty asked as Gwendolyn grinned seductively and chuckled as she shook her head.
"One? Don't make me laugh. We're going to break your record and go for twenty-five." A beaming Gwendolyn says while jumping into Morty's arms as they share a passionate kiss before running off as Rick turns to Summer and Marc.
"Isn't it interesting, kids, that after all that stuff we just did, nothing really mattered and there was no point to it? Kind of makes you wonder, huh, about nothing?"
"The choices we make in life matter," Marc stated firmly while wrapping his arms around Summer, and they shared a quick kiss as she then turned to her Grandfather.
"Besides, are you sure it doesn't make you re-evaluate your policy about taking girls on adventures?"
"No, I'd say, given what we've been through, that I was right the whole time and any epiphanies about gender politics were a projection of your feminine insecurity," Rick stated bluntly as Marc rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"Oh, yes, because you have never made a mistake ever," Marc says while giving Rick a knowing look as said person frowns heavily but said nothing as John and Liara walk up to them.
"Marc? Rick? Summer? Where have you guys and Leslie been this whole time?" John asked curiously as Summer turned to him.
"On Gazorpazorp, Mr. Woods."
"Where were you guys?" Marc asked as Liara shrugged and pointed over at the departing Leslie and Morty Jr.
"Stopping an alien rampage."
"Oh, that's interesting, guys. You know, it's funny, I-I-I heard about a little bit of news myself. Take a look, T-Take a listen," Rick says before grunting loudly and letting out a loud wet fart as Marc and the others laughed. "Wubba-lubba-dub-dubs! This world still got a-It's still got a chance! Yeah! Ha ha! See you guys next week! Or the week after that! Or whenever Vgn Golley get off his lazy ass and write our story! See ya, motherfuckers!"
~[Post Credit Scene]~
After everything calmed down, Leslie proceeded to introduce Morty Jr. to Krombopulos Michael and was able to sign him up to become a Galactic Assassin as her great nephew loved his job, saying that he wouldn't kill innocent people and could kill anyone he wanted, but sadly, due to a Gazorpian's life cycle, Morty Jr. didn't last long in life and died in mid-battle when he was resting after barely doing his job for two hours. The news reached Earth, and Morty and Gwendolyn decide to throw a funeral for their son with the help of Leslie and the others, except for Rick as he didn't give a shit and decided to get drunk and crashed the funeral and ruined it for everyone.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, here are the voice actors for the OCs:
1) Liara Woods: Ali Hillis, specifically the voice that she uses for the character Liara T'Soni from the Mass Effect Trilogy.
2) John Woods: Travis Willingham, specifically the voice that he uses for the character Ace from One Piece.
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.