Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! Chapter 8: RMLM-S1E8: Rixty Minutes!, a rick and morty fanfic

Hey, guys! Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OCs Marc Woods, John Woods, Liara Woods, and Inferno belong entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 8: Rixty Minutes}

"Ugh, this is so boring..." An annoyed Rick says with Marc nodding in agreement as it is a beautiful day in Washington D.C. and we cue over to the Smith House as we see the whole family watching some TV in the Living Room with Rick, Morty, Summer, and Beth sitting on the couch while Jerry and John sat on two chairs with Liara sitting in her husband's lap as Leslie, Marc, and Emma laid on the ground as they were all watching the Bachelor on TV.

"Cynthia..."

"Oh, my God! No, no, no, please!" A panicking Jerry says as Summer grins smugly.

"I told you!"

"It's not over yet." Leslie pointed out as Beth nodded.

"Yeah, just hold on."

"Will you please...NOT marry me because I choose Veronica."

"What?!" A shocked Summer asked as Jerry cheered happily.

"Yes!"

"Called it." Leslie and Beth stated bluntly while sharing a small glare as a distraught Liara glanced down at Emma.

"Why would he choose Veronica?"

"Because he loves her?" Emma pointed out as Rick rolled his eyes dryly.

"Well if it's any consolation, girls, none of it mattered, and the entire show is stupid."

"Okay, I've got an idea, Rick: you show us your concept of 'Good TV and we'll crap all over that." Jerry challenged with a glare as Leslie flinched and turned to him with a worried look on her face.

"Wait, no, Jerry, don't humor-,"

"I thought you'd never ask," Rick says with an excited smirk on his face as he goes over to the TV and disconnects and drops the cable box, which breaks upon impact to the floor as everyone, sans Leslie, is shocked by this and Morty turns to his aunt curiously.

"What is he going to do?"

"Oh you will see..." A deadpan Leslie says as Rick begins working on the cable box and reaches into his lab coat to pull out a pink crystal named, 'Crystallized Zanthonite', as he inserts that into the cable box and then goes over to reconnect it to the TV as it blurs.

"Alright, fam, I just upgraded our cable package with programming from every conceivable reality."

"Oh, hell yes." An excited Marc says as Leslie groaned and facepalmed as Emma patted her back to comfort her.

"Wait, does that mean we get Showtime Extreme?" A curious Jerry asked as Rick scoffed and went over to sit down on the couch as he grabbed the TV remote.

"How about Showtime Extreme in a world where man evolved from corn?" Rick says while turning on the TV as it showed a show about a Humanoid Corn aiming his gun at another Humanoid Corn as, thankfully, said person reached behind him to grab the gun taped on his back and pulled it out to shoot at him.

"Boring." Summer says with a bored tone as John nods in agreement.

"Same," John says as Rick turns to glare at them.

"Summer, John, you two just spent three months watching a man choose a fake wife."

"At least that's more entertaining than this crap." A heavily bored and annoyed Leslie says as Rick rolls his eyes blankly.

"Yeah, yeah, Leslie, I know that you-,"

"Hate Interdimensional Cable because it's boring as shit? Yep, I don't know why, but literally every other TV Show or Movies in various dimensions is just garbage nonsense." Leslie says with a glare as Jerry raises his hand.

"I have to agree with Leslie here, why is watching a show about Humanoid Corn better than The Bachelor?"

"Leslie, Jerry, you don't get it. This is infinite TV, from infinite universes."

"Then why is it that Interdimensional Cable is 100% Improv and boring crap?!" An angry Leslie asked as Rick scoffed.

"Alright, you want cool TV? Well, here you go." Rick says as he begins repeatedly changing channels. "A movie about a guy eating shit."

"Shit...literally."

"A violent Antiques Show."

"Lame."

"Letterman from a timeline where Jerry's famous."

"Don't care." A blank-faced Leslie says as everyone else, however, does a double take at what Rick said.

"Wait!"

"What in the hell?" Beth and Jerry asked in shock as Leslie nodded.

"Yeah, you guys are right, this is boring as shit."

"No, the other thing! Go back!" Jerry ordered as Rick immediately figured out what they were talking about and couldn't help but groan in disappointment and irritation.

"Really? All right, fine." Rick says while backing up two channels to show the movie about the guy eating shit. "All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked."

"Dumb..."

"STOP RUINING MY FUN, LESLIE! EVERYONE LOVES INTERDIMENSIONAL CABLE!"

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~

In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.

A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was brutally shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him with a loud and angry roar. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were both robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick and ordered Morty to push the damn button as Emma appeared out of nowhere while resembling a Human/Predator-like Hybrid as she leaped over to land on top of the Demonic Doppelgangers and began eating them alive to help out Rick.

Giant Bat-Like Murderous Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly before wincing and held her stomach as she suddenly barfed out a naked and slimy Emma as she landed in front of her bestie and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.

A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie and Emma stood in the background with their eyes closed as the Draconian Girl took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty, and Marc could be seen trying to cover up their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, Emma, and a bored Rick goodbye cheerfully as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie then reached out to hold hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to suddenly shoot a big fireball at an annoying bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick, Emma, and Marc laughed at this amusedly.

A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.

A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the Girls were currently combating against the Cthulu with Leslie rearing back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~

"Coming up next on 'Shmloo's the Shmloss', Shmlony has a nightmare."

"Shmlantha, Schmlona!"

"Amazing. A dimension where all proper nouns begin with 'Schmla'." An eager Rick says as Leslie makes gagging noises in the background.

"Schmlove, Schmlandula, Schmlonathan-,"

"Welp, that got old pretty quick." A deadpan Marc says as an impatient and urgent Jerry turns to Rick.

"Rick, would you please go back to me on David Letterman?" Jerry pleaded as Rick began flipping quickly through multiple channels, including another Jerry channel.

"Infinity's a big number, Jerry. I don't remember the channel."

"Go back, go back!" Beth yelled as Rick groaned and changed the channel back to the Cloud Atlas riff as it showed a variant of Jerry acting out in the movie.

"Oh my God! Dad's in 'Cloud Atlas'!"

"I'm in 'Cloud Atlas'! What's 'Cloud Atlas'?" Jerry asked Summer confusedly as a bewildered Liara placed her hands on her forehead.

"How is this possible?"

"Infinite timelines, infinite possibilities, sis, including a timeline where Jerry's a movie star, blah, blah, blah..." Leslie says while lying on the ground with a pout as Rick nods with a glare.

"Yeah, I have to agree with Leslie here. Look, you guys are getting excited about the wrong aspect of this device. Ju-Wa-Look at this." Rick says while changing to the channel about Murder Mysteries that are resolved quickly due to the Murderers turning themselves in before the cops even investigate and try to figure out who the murderer is. "Now who wants to watch random, crazy TV shows from different dimensions, a-a-and then who wants to narcissistically obsess about their alternate self?"

"Watch random, crazy TV shows from different dimensions." Morty, Marc, Emma, Liara, and John said in unison.

"Don't care," Leslie says with a small glare and a huff.

"Narcissism/The narcissistic stuff/I want to obsess about myself." Beth, Summer, and Jerry said in unison as Rick sighed heavily and stood up from the couch as he reached into his lab coat to pull out an ocular device.

"Okay, look, these scan your retinas, and let you view parallel timelines through genetically matching versions of your eyes. Go fetch." Rick says while throwing the device into the kitchen as Rick turns to give the group a proud look.

"I'm proud of you, guys."

"Hey, man, I don't give a crap about myself, Rick," Morty says with a shrug as Marc nods.

"Yeah, let's watch some crazy stuff,"

"We're down for this," John says as Liara nodded in agreement.

"This sounds up my alley, so I'm in," Emma said with a warm smile as Leslie groaned and began bashing her head against the floor as the gang began watching a show about a guy with ants in his eyes and we cue back to the kitchen as we see Jerry and the girls glancing down at the Timeline Ocular Device.

"Are we sure we want to do this? Look at our own alternate lives?"

"You're right. Maybe we should just play Yahtzee-Give me those!" Jerry yelled with a sarcastic tone to Beth while reaching over to grab the Timeline Ocular Device as he put it on and switched it on.

"What do you see?"

"Whiteness...pure whiteness-Wait, I'm doing cocaine with Johnny Depp!" Jerry says as an excited Beth reaches over to snatch away the Timeline Ocular Device and puts it on.

"Haven't we spent enough time on you?" Beth asked with an annoyed tone while switching it on as she gasped in shock. "I'm performing surgery...but not on a horse, on a human!"

"That's great, Beth. You always wanted to be a real surgeon."

"I am a real surgeon." A glaring Beth says with an icy tone while taking off the Timeline Ocular Device as Jerry sweated nervously.

"Ahh, uh...Summer's turn!" Jerry says while reaching over to snatch away the Timeline Ocular Device from Beth's hands and toss it over to Summer's hands as she eagerly puts it on.

"Finally." Summer says with a grin while switching it on as all she sees is darkness. "...I don't see anything..."

"Well, you should select a different timeline, I mean, if your father and I achieved our dreams, there's a chance you weren't even born-Whoa, that came out wrong, that came out very wrong," Beth says with a wince as Summer stares at her with a shock and horrified look on her face.

"Ugh, fine, I'll find a world where you bothered to have me." Summer says with an angry tone as she switches the timeline. "We're playing Yahtzee..."

"Yahtzee's fun. We love Yahtzee." Beth says with a nervous tone as Jerry nods.

"It's a fun game for fun families. Hey, could I get those goggles back for a second?" Jerry pleaded urgently as we cue back over to the others and we see them watching a show about a sneezing car.

"Huh, seems like TV from other dimensions has a somewhat looser feel to it," Morty commented with a surprised tone as Rick grinned slyly.

"Yeah, it's got an almost improvisational tone."

"Gee, if only someone else noticed that earlier."

"Stop being a party pooper, Leslie." A glaring Rick says as he changes the channel and it shows a show about two brothers as we then cue back to the kitchen again.

"Holy crap, I am winning a Nobel Prize." An amazed Beth says while wearing the Timeline Ocular Device as an impatient Jerry reaches over to snatch it and puts it on again.

"Come on! Time's up!" Jerry yelled while switching it on as he perked up. "Oh, I'm taming a lion! No, wait, uhh there are film cameras! I might be a lion-tamer in a movie!" Jerry says as he then took it off and hands it over to Summer. "You get the idea. I work with lions." Jerry says as Summer rolls her eyes and reaches over to grab it as she switches it on.

"Ooh, we're not playing Yahtzee," Summer says with a blank tone while taking off the Timeline Ocular Device and she then shoved the device into Jerry's hands. "We're playing Chutes and Ladders. It seems like when I exist, life gets a little more, I don't know, predictable?"

"When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals." Beth pointed out as Jerry rolled his eyes with a glare on his face.

"Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night!"

"Oh, I get it! Now that you know you could have had it better, you resent me for holding you back!"

"Well now that we know you think the tables are turning, we know you thought there were unturned tables!" Jerry snapped back as Beth gave him a bewildered and annoyed look.

"What the hell are you even talking about?!"

"All this time, you've been thinking, 'What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?',"

"Uh, what?" A stunned Summer asked as neither Beth nor Jerry seemed to notice that they had utterly shattered their daughters's worldview.

"Well, now you know: you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds, and I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht banging Kristen Stewart."

"You thought about getting an abortion?" A shocked and teary-eyed Summer asked as Beth scoffed and rolled her eyes as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Everyone thinks about it. Obviously, I'm the version of me that didn't do it. So you're welcome." Beth says as Jerry nods with crossed arms.

"Yeah, you're welcome."

"Yeah, thank you guys so much. It's a real treat to be raised by parents who force themselves to be together instead of being happy." A saddened and angered Summer says as Rick suddenly appears on the scene.

"Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?" Rick asked while walking over to the cupboard as he opened it and reached over to grab the cookie box as the Mad Scientist pulled out a cookie and ate it as he then noticed how tense everyone looked and couldn't help but give them a smug grin. "Oh, boy. Looks like you guys have been checking out alternate lives and realizing you don't have it as good, huh? That's too bad. You know, the Kids and I are having a blast, We just discovered a show called 'Ball Fondlers'. I mean, I don't want to rub it in or anything, but you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse." Rick says while eating another cookie as he turns around to walk back into the Living Room and they are watching a show about ball fondlers.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"I'm in heaven right now."

"This might be the best day of my life," Morty says as Leslie and Emma can be seen talking with Liara and John.

"So how did you guys meet by the way?" Emma asked curiously as Leslie nodded.

"Oh, I met Liara during one of her hunts," John says as Liara nods with a sly grin on her face.

"Yeah, we fought, and during it, we felt romantic and sexual desires for each other. We made love with each other, and John got me accidentally pregnant."

"So, I took responsibility and I decided to soul bond with Liara and marry her to help her raise our son," John explained as the girls nodded in understanding and Marc smiled warmly in the background as we then cue back to the kitchen and Beth sighed heavily as she turned to the others.

"So now what do we do?"

"...That show 'Ball Fondlers' sounded kind of interesting."

"Dad!" A glaring Summer yelled as Jerry raised his hands defensively.

"What?! They're having fun in there! What do you guys want from me?! Every family on this block has to wonder if they're together by choice! Our family just has inter-dimensional goggles to show us for a fact that we're not!"

"Well, I'm leaving!" Summer yelled as Beth turned back to glare at her sternly and placed her hands on her hips.

"You can't leave, you're 17!"

"Yeah, and I'm not pregnant. I'm gonna have better judgment than you guys had at my age. I'm gonna...move to the southwest and I don't know, do something with turquoise." Summer says while storming off as she makes her way through the Living Room and made her way past the others as the gang gives her a brief, concerned look before turning back to the TV as they are watching a Saturday Night Live show that had a Piece of Toast and a Moynihan starring in it as they were clearly rivals as Rick changed it and it showed a commercial about a Fake Door Salesman and then there was a huge dragged on the scene where it seems that he had forgotten to shut off the cameras to go back home, but it's revealed that he was still doing the commercial...not gonna lie, this is the only Interdimensional Cable TV Show that I actually like.

"Okay, it got boring, change it," Emma says dryly as Rick changes the channel and it shows a show about Garfield but he is a Gazorpazorp as Gazorpazorpfield begins insulting Jon.

"Hey, that's pretty cool," Marc says as Rick nods.

"Hey, isn't Gazorpazorp where-where uh, where those Sex Robots came from, remember? That whole thing?"

"Yes, Dad, it was literally the last chapter," Leslie says with a bored tone as Morty nods.

"Yeah, and I'm still connected with Gwendolyn. We text each other every day. Also, she is still pissed that you ruined Morty Junior's Funeral, by the way.

"Eh..." Rick says with an uncaring shrug as we cue back to the kitchen and we see Beth and Jerry having a serious conversation with each other.

"...Did you really talk me out of the abortion?" Beth asked with a small tone as she drank from a now empty winebox.

"Well, we... we blew a tire on the way to the clinic."

"I think, in my head, I was doing it all for the kids, and now the first kid is going to...do something with turquoise."

"Which is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it." Jerry pointed out as Beth nodded and turned to him.

"So, we didn't do the kids any favors. So, we should stay together for each other and ourselves...or..."

"Or?" Jerry asked with a worried tone as Beth remained silent and we cue back to the others as we see them watching a commercial about Trunk People before another commercial appeared as it was about two kids cutting Mr. Tophat Jones's stomach open in order to eat his strawberry smiggles.

"Jeez, guys, oh my god! That's some pretty hardcore stuff, you know, for a cereal commercial!" A shocked and horrified Morty says as Marc nodded in agreement.

"Damn right, Morty. I mean, geez."

"Not gonna lie, that is the second most interesting commercial I have seen all day," Leslie says with a semi-interested tone as Emma giggles manically.

"Well, you know, Kids, I mean, you want to sell boxes of cereal, you gotta, you gotta, pump the gas a little. Pedal t-to the metal." Rick says as they are then watching a commercial about Turbulents.

"What in the hell?" A bewildered Morty asked as Rick shrugged.

"Sex sells, Morty."

"Sex sells what? Was that a movie, or like, does it clean stuff?" Morty asked just as Jerry appeared as he went over to sit down next to him. "Oh, hey, Dad. W-W-What's going on?"

"Oh, your mother and I are going to be spending some time apart, Morty. And your sister found out she was an unwanted pregnancy."

"What?!" Morty, Marc, and Emma asked in shock as Leslie sighed in relief.

"Finally, something more interesting!"

"Speaking of what, kids, what should we watch next? What about this?" Rick asked while changing the channel as it showed a TV Show about two detectives with baby legs and normal legs. "Pretty cool, huh, kids?" Rick asked while turning his head as he then realized that everyone, sans Leslie, Emma, Jerry and Marc's Parents, had left. "Oh..."

"Uh, I thought it was cool."

"I don't give a fuck what you think, Jerry."

"I liked it."

"Nor yours, Dream Girl," Rick says dryly with Emma pouting a bit as she turns to raise an eyebrow at Leslie.

"Aren't you going over to check in on Summer?"

"Not in the mood," Leslie says with a tired tone as we then cue over to Summer's Room and we see her packing her clothes into her backpack as Morty and Marc appeared as they walked in.

"Hey, baby, how are you feeling?" Marc asked nervously as Summer said nothing and continued packing as Morty sighed heavily.

"Look, Summer, I kind of know how you feel,"

"No, you don't. You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery. You're just a symptom of it." Summer snapped coldly as Morty and Marc shared a look as they nodded in realization and turned to her.

"Can we show you something, Summer?" Marc asked as his girlfriend huffed in annoyance and glared at him.

"What? What could you possibly show me that will convince me to stay here?"

"You see that, out there? That's our graves." Morty says with a glare while pointing over at the group's graves placed in the backyard as Summer looks stunned by what he said.

"Wait, what?"

"Look, you see, in one of our adventures, Rick and Morty basically destroyed the whole world by turning everyone into mutants named, 'Cronenbergs'. Rick decided to bail us, plus Leslie and Emma, out of that dimension and arrived in this dimension to replace our dead selves in this reality, which also means that I'm not the same Marc that you have been dating for two years."

"Wait, so...you're not my real boyfriend, Morty isn't my brother, Leslie isn't my aunt, Emma isn't my friend, and Rick isn't my grandpa?" A distraught and shocked Summer asked as Morty shook his head.

"We're better than your old dead family members. We're the versions of your dead family members that you can trust when they say, 'Don't run'. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?" Morty suggested as Summer looked away thoughtfully.

"...wait, is this an actual movie?" A bewildered Jerry asked as they were watching a movie about a bunch of cats impersonating as their dead owner.

"Yep, and guess what? It was written and directed by another version of you." A grinning Rick says as Jerry looks surprised and disgusted by this.

"I wrote and directed that? What am I, nuts?" Jerry asked just as Leslie and the others appeared as they went over to either sit down on the couch, the chair or on the ground.

"Hey Kids, you just missed a preview for your Dad's 'Citizen Kane',"

"Doesn't matter." Morty says while winking at Summer, who smiles and snuggles closer to Marc as she shares a kiss with him.

"Hey, if your, uh, mother and I had to split custody, who would you guys choose?"

"Doesn't matter." Summer says while winking at Morty as she gives him a fist bump.

"Oh..." A defeated Jerry says as he and the others then perked up when they noticed that the news on the TV showed Jerry in some sort of slow-speed chase against the police while half-naked and covered in bruises and blood.

"Academy Award-winning actor Jerry Smith is leading police on a slow-speed pursuit after suffering an apparent breakdown."

"Nope." A dry Rick says as he goes to change the channel, but is stopped by Jerry as he reaches over to snatch away the TV remote.

"Don't even think about it."

"Come on, Je- Are you kidding me, Jerry? It's just a bunch of dumb tabloid crap."

"It's my life, and we're watching it," Jerry says with a glare as Rick groans loudly and we cue back to Beth as we see her sitting on the kitchen floor wearing the Ocular Device and drinking wine.

"You did it, Beth. You really nailed it. You're a surgeon. A human surgeon. Yay, you win."

"Where the hell am I going?" Jerry asked the others as Rick shrugged blankly.

"What are you asking me for, Jerry? I'm sitting here trying to figure out why the cops don't just take you out. They've got a clear shot to your head. I can't believe our tax dollars pay for this." Rick says as we see the Variant Of Jerry making his way over to a house and rings the doorbell as the gang is surprised to see a Variant Of Beth opening the door.

"Jerry? J-Jerry Smith?"

"Beth Sanchez, I have been in love with you since high school. I hate acting, I hate cocaine, I hate Kristen Stewart. I wish you hadn't gotten that abortion, and I've never stopped thinking about what might've been." The Variant of Jerry says while he and the Variant of Beth shared a tearful hug as Jerry suddenly paused and turned his head to see a crying Beth appearing on the scene as they walked over to share a hug and kissed each other passionately as Rick's Human Daughter dropped her Timeline Oculus Device.

"...Hey, Ball Fondlers? Huh? Ball Fondlers?" Rick asked the kids as everyone, except Leslie, nodded.

"Welp, I'm going to kill myself," Leslie says while turning around to walk into the kitchen to stick her head into the stove and turn it on as she breathes a small stream of blue flames and a huge explosion occurs.

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, the reason why I didn't write the alternate dimension channels is because I could care less about Interdimensional Cable because its boring as shit, but I will gladly write for Morty Mindblowers because that episode's concept is way more funnier.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.