Hey, guys! Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OCs Marc Woods, John Woods, Liara Woods, and Inferno belong entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 9: Something Ricked This Way Comes}

It was a normal day in the Smith House and we see everyone enjoying their breakfast as Leslie and Emma were sharing some pancakes with the Draconian Child working on her holographic watch, Beth was eating some oatmeal, and Jerry was playing Jerry's Game as Rick was building a robot at the table and started welding, sending the bulk of the sparks fly towards his Son-In-Law, who turns away to dodge the bulk of them as Morty enters the room and glanced between his Grandfather and Aunt before walking over to Leslie with a hopeful yet nervous smile on his face as she noticed his staring and turned to him with a sweet smile on her face.

"Hey, Leslie, I have to do a project for the science fair this weekend. Marc is busy with work and I know Rick won't want to help me-,"

"You're right."

"...so, you think you could help me out, please?" Morty asked as Leslie nodded with a small shrug.

"Sure, I don't mind. Ooh, we can have your project be on the human body and Emma could help us by being our demonstration dummy." Leslie pointed out as Emma nodded and reached over to grab her chest and ripped it in half to show her muscular system and beating heart as well as her organs as Morty went green-faced and gagged, but gave the girls a thumbs up as a pouting Jerry turned to his Son.

"Well, um, traditionally science fairs are a father-son thing."

"Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing." A deadpanned Rick says with Emma closing up her skin again as Beth can be seen briefly typing on her phone before putting it away as she turns to Morty with a warm smile on her face.

"Morty, I think it will be fun for you to work on a science project with your dad." Beth says just as Morty gets her text as he reaches into his pocket to pull out his phone and reads, 'Your father is insecure about his intelligence', as her Son rolls his eyes and sighs heavily while putting away his phone as Morty turns to Jerry.

"Yeah, Dad, why don't we do it together?" Morty asked awkwardly.

"Yes! You backed the right horse on this one, Son! We'll get out the crayons, brew some coffee, and knock this thing out in two or three days!" Jerry cheered excitedly just as Rick finished the robot he was working on as it turned to him.

"What is my purpose?"

"Pass the butter," Rick says bluntly as the Now Named Butter Robot reaches over to grab the butter and hands it to him. "Thank you."

"What are you trying to do, Bestie?" Emma asked Leslie curiously as she turned to her.

"I'm trying to make my Holographic Disguise Watch work at 100% efficiency instead of just being 70% efficient. I know that I built the damn thing, but I want to feel more human with this thing." Leslie says while going back to work on her Holographic Disguise Watch as Morty groaned at this, realizing that he screwed up, and turned around to walk away as Summer and Marc entered the room.

"Dad, Marc's Spaceship broke down, so we need a ride to work."

"Maybe Rick can give you a ride. I'm helping Morty with science." Jerry says with a smug grin as Rick rolls his eyes dryly with a scoff.

"I'm busy."

"Doing what?"

"Uh, anything else?" Rick said with a defensive tone while he and Summer glared at each other as Butter Robot glanced up at his God.

"What is my purpose?"

"You pass butter."

"...Oh my god..."

"Yeah, welcome to the club, pal," Rick says with a scoff and rolls his eyes but then yelped in surprise when Leslie fired a big stream of blue flames that collided against Butter Robot and blew it up into a billion pieces. "What the hell, Leslie?! It took me five minutes to build that! And that was because I took a four minute break to eat breakfast!"

"I had to put it out of its misery. Besides, you and I both know that robots becoming self aware always lead to the destruction of humanity." Leslie says with a wise tone as Rick grumbled, but didn't argue with her as they all continued enjoying their breakfast.

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~

In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.

A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was brutally shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him with a loud and angry roar. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were both robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick and ordered Morty to push the damn button as Emma appeared out of nowhere while resembling a Human/Predator-like Hybrid as she leaped over to land on top of the Demonic Doppelgangers and began eating them alive to help out Rick.

Giant Bat-Like Murderous Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly before wincing and held her stomach as she suddenly barfed out a naked and slimy Emma as she landed in front of her bestie and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.

A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie and Emma stood in the background with their eyes closed as the Draconian Girl took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty, and Marc could be seen trying to cover up their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, Emma, and a bored Rick goodbye cheerfully as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie then reached out to hold hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to suddenly shoot a big fireball at an annoying bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick, Emma, and Marc laughed at this amusedly.

A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.

A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the Girls were currently combating against the Cthulu with Leslie rearing back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~

"Since when did you two have a job?" Rick asked with a raised eyebrow as we fast forward in time and we see the gang flying through the air in Rick's Spaceship with said person sitting in the driver's seat while Leslie sat in the passenger seat and wore her Holographic Disguise Watch to be in her Human Form as Summer, Emma, and Marc sat in the back.

"Since last week. Summer got the job first and since we are a couple, she wants us to spend more time with each other, so she got me the job too." Marc says as Summer nods while crossing her arms as she glares at the back of Rick's chair.

"It's a part-time job at this little vintage thrift store. My boss is this really smart eccentric old man who treats me nice and values me."

"...He's probably a pedophile who has a crush on Summer, huh?" Leslie asked Rick dryly as said person nodded.

"Probably. I guess that he hired Marc as well as to not look so suspicious."

"Guys, come on." An annoyed Marc says as Rick rolls his eyes dryly.

"Don't worry, Marc, Leslie, and I are just so excited to meet this fascinating character."

"Please don't." Summer says with a groan as we cue over to the Needful Things Shop and we see the owner placing a cursed magical object down on the table as Mr. Goldenfold opens the door and walks inside.

Standing before him is a 6-feet-tall, 35-billion-year-old Male Demon with black eyes, short slickback dark brown hair, thin dark brown eyebrows, pointy ears, a big pointy nose with a thin black mustache, a sharp chin with black goatee, Light Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a dark gray top hat with a black band wrapped around it, a long-sleeved dark gray coat, a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt underneath, a black tie, a pair of white gloves, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long dark gray pants, and a pair of black shoes. His name is Mr. Lucius Needful AKA the Devil, the Ruler of Hell, the owner of Needful Things, and Summer and Marc's Boss.

"Oh...when did this stop being jamba juice?"

"I've just recently opened for business, Mr, um, Goldenfold." Mr. Needful says with a sly and evil tone as he turns to Mr. Goldenfold.

"You know my name? That's disarming."

"I also know you long for female company," Lucius says as Mr. Goldenfold sighs somberly.

"You know, it has been lonely since the divorce. Some voids can't be filled with Jamba juice."

"Well, this aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women," Lucius says while reaching over to grab a glass of aftershave as the Devil hands it over to an excited Mr. Goldenfold. "Free of charge: one never pays here. Not with money."

"Nothing to read into there! Thanks!" A beaming Mr. Goldenfold yelled while turning around to run out of the store just as Leslie and the others appeared as they walked over to the Devil.

"Sorry that we're late, Mr. Needful." An apologetic Summer says as Marc gestures over at the others.

"In case you were wondering who they are. This is Summer's Grandfather Rick and her Aunt Leslie as well as her Aunt's Best Friend Emma." Marc says as Emma stares at Lucius with starry eyes and drools as Leslie and Rick go over to investigate all of the cursed objects placed around them.

"Tell me, what do you two desire?"

"Eh, we make our own stuff," Rick says as Leslie turns to him dryly.

"So, I have to ask, what type of Devil are you? A powerful evil one? A weak one? Or a manipulative one?"

"What? Sorry?" A bewildered Lucius asked as Rick shrugged.

"Well, to be fair, Leslie, he could be a Demon or a Leprechaun or a Wizard or something. I mean, this store came out of nowhere and all of this stuff looks creepy and shit."

"And everything is free, which is also another huge red flag," Leslie says as an excited Emma runs over to jump up and down while grinning widely at Lucius.

"You are the ultimate bad boy! You are my idol! Make me your Demon Princess!" Emma begged while gaining Demonic Features as this admittedly creeped out Lucius.

"Guys!" A glaring Summer says as Marc whistles a bit.

"Not gonna lie, I'm impressed that they figure out that he's the Devil so quickly, and yet at the same time, it doesn't surprise me."

"Hey, I'm not judging. I just like to shoot straight. I'm a man of science." Rick says with a shrug as Leslie nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, and while I may be 13, I'm not dumb. I'm wise and smart for my age." Leslie says as Lucius hums thoughtfully and comes up with an idea as he walks over to pick up a golden microscope, a golden/black measuring tape, and a red/pink perfume from the counter.

"I see, well, in that case, maybe you three can find uses in these," Lucius says as he then turns to Rick. "This Magic Microscope reveals things beyond comprehension," Lucius says as he turns to Leslie. "This Magic Measuring Tape will allow you to age yourself up or down to a specific age that you want, both mentally and physically," Lucius says as he then turns to Emma. "And this Magic Perfume will allow you to cover yourself with a special type of aroma that makes your idols love you platonically," Lucius says as Emma beams excitedly while Rick and Leslie share bored looks.

"Thank you, Devil," Leslie says while she and the others reach over to grab their obviously cursed magical objects as we fast forward in time and we cue over to Rick's Garage as we see Leslie wearing a lab coat and goggles as she and Rick are currently working on a couple of contraptions that were connected to their laptops and pointing towards their Magic Microscope and Magic Measuring Tape as Morty can be seen trying to get into the bathroom, but the duo were able to spot him through the open door of the room as they gestured at him to come inside.

"Hey, Morty, lemme ask you a question real quick. Does evil exist, and if so, can one detect and measure it?"

"Um-,"

"If you answered yes to both questions, then you are right," Leslie says while she and Rick had their machines scan the cursed magical objects. "For example, this Magic Measuring Tape that Summer and Marc's Boss gave me allows people to age themselves up or down to a specific age that he/she wants but the catch is that you stay at that age for all eternity and no one will remember who you are."

"And this Magic Microscope would have made me retarded." Rick says as Morty frowns worriedly.

"Ooh, oh boy Rick, I don't think you're allowed to say that word, you know?"

"Uh, Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I'm stating the fact that if I had used this microscope, it would have made me mentally retarded."

"Okay, yeah, but I don't think it's about logic, Rick. I think the word's just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing."

"Well, that's retarded." A bored Rick says as Morty sighed heavily.

"Whatever. Anyway, where's Emma?" Morty asked curiously as Leslie gestures over at Emma, who was trying to spray herself repeatedly and hoping that something to happen but to no avail. "Whoa, what's wrong with her?" Morty asked confusedly as Leslie sighed heavily.

"Well, I was able to scan that Magic Perfume earlier on, and Summer and Marc's Boss said that it would have allowed her to cover herself with a special type of aroma that makes her idols love her platonically, but instead, it would've made her hallucinate on having her idol obsessed with her."

"Then why isn't she affected?" Morty asked as Rick shrugged.

"Her weird demonic dream powers make her immune to the effects, I guess," Rick says just as the garage door is lifted as the group turns their heads to see a glaring Jerry standing before them.

"What are you guys talking about?"

"About whether or not the word 'Retarded' can be used without it being insulting and Emma being pissed that she isn't cursed." Leslie says casually as Jerry rolls his eyes and scoffs as he steps forward.

"You asked them if Pluto's a planet, didn't you?!" Jerry asked Morty, who shook his head with a big frown on his face.

"No!"

"It's not." Rick and Leslie stated bluntly in unison as Jerry glared at them.

"Why don't you two just shut the fuck up!"

"Whoa.../Damn, dude, who shat on your cereal?" Rick and Leslie said in unison as a glaring Jerry marched up to them.

"I don't care what anyone says! If it can be a planet, it can be a planet again! Planet. Planet, planet, planet!" Jerry screamed before turning around to storm out of the garage with the group sharing an odd look and a shrug as we fast forward in time and we cue to the Needful Things Shop as we see Lucius at the counter while Summer and Marc were dusting as Mr. Goldenfold suddenly entered the shop and was followed by several women as multiple other customers can be seen shopping around them.

"This aftershave made women want me but it also made me impotent!"

"A price for everything, Mr. Goldenfold! A price...for everything!" Lucius screamed while letting out a loud and evil laugh as Mr. Goldenfold looked shocked by this and crashed down to his knees as he began crying.

"Oh my god! How can I not see this coming? My lust! My greed! I deserve thi-,"

"There you go, now you can have erections and orgasms again," Leslie says with a cheerful smile while walking onto the scene in her Holographic Human Disguise Form as she reaches up to inject a pink serum into Mr. Goldenfold's neck, negating the horrible cursed side effects on him as a surprised Mr. Goldenfold stood up from the floor and glanced down at his pants as he beamed at the sight of his fully erect cock.

"Holy cats! Ladies, let's get out of here!" An excited Mr. Goldenfold says while he and his ladies run off as Rick goes over to place the Magic Microscope and Magic Perfume back on the counter.

"Here. You can have these back."

"You didn't use them?" A surprised Lucius asked as Rick nodded.

"Sure we did. To develop this." Rick says while holding up a green scanning device as Leslie holds up a blue scanning device. "It detects and catalogs all your Twilight Zone Ray Bradbury Friday the 13th of series voodoo crap magic."

"For instance, we can figure out that this thing..." Leslie says while going over to the Magic Typewriter as she scans it. "...generates best-selling murder mysteries, then makes the murders happen in real life? Oooh, boy, we didn't want you to accidentally sell this." Leslie says as a customer wanting to buy that typewriter was quick to turn around to run away in fear.

"Be quiet!"

"Don't you want to make sure people know what they're getting? You're not intentionally selling..." Rick trailed off as he walked over to a customer holding beauty cream and scanned it. "...beauty cream that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind?" Rick says as the customer gasped in worry and shock as she was quick to turn around to run away.

"I find this all quite preposterous!"

"Ooh, boy, what a beautiful fur scarf that you have," Leslie says while walking over to a customer and scanning an animal fur scarf that was being tried on by a customer. "Do you know that it's going to be wearing you in three hours?" Leslie asked as the frightful customer threw off the scarf and rushed out as all the other customers left too.

"Do I need to call the police?!" Lucius asked furiously as Rick scoffed and rolled his eyes as he reached into his lab coat to pull out his phone.

"Here, you can use my phone. Don't worry, it won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack." Rick says as Lucius slaps the phone out of his hand and that proceeds for the duo to start slapping each other as an angry Summer runs over to separate them.

"No! Stop! Hey, hey! Stop it right now! Guys, I like working here!" Summer yelled while glaring at the trio as Rick glared back at her.

"Summer, you and Marc work for the Devil!"

"Yeah, it was kind of obvious, Summer." Marc pointed out as Summer scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"So what?!"

"So what?!" Leslie, Rick, Lucius, and Marc asked in shock and disbelief as Summer nodded with a scowl.

"Yes, so what if he's the Devil, guys? At least the Devil has a job. At least he's active in the community. What do you guys do? You eat our food and make gadgets."

"Active in the community? He kills the community and makes his customers either miserable or wishing for death." Leslie pointed out as Summer huffed.

"Well, yeah, but the Devil is not the only businessman to do that. Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores have sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil? This is my first job. Mr. Needful has been nice to me. He respects me." Summer says as Leslie rolls her eyes dryly.

"Oh, please, Summer. Don't give me that bullshit. Here's the difference between the Devil and fast food and clothing joints, Summer. The customers know what they are buying and where they came from and don't care. They are essentially killing themselves but the Devil? He is selling cursed items to the customers who have no idea what they truly do and either kills them or makes them miserable and the fact that you know this and don't care proves that you are only doing this because he gives you attention, unlike my Dad, and respects you? He doesn't give a shit about you. He is just using you and Marc for his stupid store. If you can't see that, then you really are your Father's Daughter, Summer." Leslie says with a glare while she and the others turn around to walk out of the store as, on his way, Rick purposely knocks over a vase and slams the door as a ghost flies out and into the ceiling with a cackle.

"Hey, are you okay, Summer?" Marc asked Summer worriedly as she was tearing up and trembling.

"I-I'm fine." Summer says while wiping away her tears as she and Marc go over to clean up the vase as Lucius glares over at the trio's disappearing forms furiously and we then fast forward in time as we see Mr. Needful at the counter again, serving Principal Vagina as Summer and Marc were working on the shelves as they were flirting with each other.

"If it's athletic prowess you desire, principal Vagina, I might-,"

"I'll take it!" Principal Vagina says while snatching the basketball away as Lucius looked shocked by this.

"But I haven't even-,"

"Thank you very very much, great store, great place, bye!" Principal Vagina screamed while turning around to run out of the store as Lucius blinked in surprise and smiled as he turned over to his employees.

"Huh. Okay. I must say, kids, I thought your Grandfather, Aunt's outbursts would have disrupted business, but this is the best weekend I've had since Salem!"

"Yeah, it is," Marc says while chuckling to himself amusedly as an oblivious Summer smiles at her boss like the lovesick-ass-kissing puppy that she is.

"Nice. Wholesome delight for lunch?"

"Is that the vegan place?"

"Yeah, I love their soup." Summer says as Marc nods in agreement.

"Same."

"Honestly, I'm kind of souped out," Lucius says with a shrug just as another customer appears in the store as they turn to her. "Mrs. Tate, is it? What do you desire?" Lucius asked with a sly evil grin before doing a double take as he noticed that Mrs. Tate was taking an armful of goods and making to leave. "Whoa, whoa, slow down, honey!"

"Oh, is there a limit? Everything's free, right?"

"Let's just say...you don't pay with money." Summer says as she and Lucius share a laugh as Marc looks disapproving of this.

"You pay with the curses, right?" Mrs. Tate asked curiously, shocking the duo as Marc had a knowing look on his face.

"Um, I...well-But Mrs. Tate! Why do you want cursed items?!" Lucius asked just as Mrs. Tate was preparing to leave as she turned to him with a smile.

"Well, I'm going to get the curses removed. At Curse Purge Plus. You know, from that Dad and his children on TV?" Mrs. Tate says while turning around to walk out of the store as Lucius, Summer, and Marc turn around to face the TV as they turn it on and spot Rick and Leslie in a commercial as Emma is manning the camera.

"Have you acquired creepy, specific old stuff from an antique or thrift store that gives you powers but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways?"

"Well, if that's the case then bring it to Curse Purge Plus. My Dad and I use science to uncurse the items for cash, and you get to keep the powers." Leslie says while she and Rick walk over to a man holding a pair of cursed sneakers. "For instance, this guy bought these mysterious sneakers that give him super speed, but the catch is that it would've left him running until he died."

"We removed the curse, making them worth, like, I dunno, 8,000,000 Dollars? See ya at the Olympics, buddy." Rick says with a grin as he and Leslie then walk over to a woman holding a woman holding a cursed doll. "This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family. Now it does their taxes."

"And for a personal example, I got this Magic Typewriter that generates best-selling murder mysteries, but the catch is that it makes the murders happen in real life," Leslie says while holding up the Magic Typewriter and smirking smugly. "But after I de-cursed it, the murders won't happen in real life now and I made myself filthy stinking rich. I have about 50 Million Dollars saved up in my bank right now. Especially after my friend Marc suggested adding romance into my murder mystery books."

"Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every other store in the world works?" Rick asked with a smug grin as Lucius fumed with anger, Summer looked surprised and annoyed while Mark chuckled to himself as he had seen the commercial earlier and had allowed Leslie to buy a couple of cursed items for her and Rick earlier on. "We're located at First and Main in old town. Come on, come on down."

"First...and...wait a minute!" An angry Lucius screamed while turning around to run over to the window and pull up the blinds to see that Curse Purge Plus was placed on the other side of the street as he spotted Rick dancing around and flipping him off.

"Wubba lubba dub dub!"

"Diabolical son of a motherfucker!" Lucius cursed while fuming with anger as Summer went over to place a comforting hand on his shoulder.

"Don't worry, Mr. Needful, I'm sure that they couldn't even figure out a way to de-curse the objects and are just bluffing."

"Oh, we are not." A smirking Leslie says while in her Draconian Form as she and Emma suddenly appear beside them.

"Sweet fuck! What the hell are you?!" A shocked and terrified Lucius asked as Leslie rolled her eyes dryly.

"The literal King of Hell scared of a Dragon? Pathetic. Anyway, I'm here to show you that Dad and I were able to find a way to de-curse your cursed magical objects." Leslie says while reaching behind her to pull out her Magic Measuring Tape. "So, when you sold me this, you told me that this would allow me to age myself up or down to a specific age that I wanted, but what you didn't tell me is that there was a catch as it would have me stay at that specific age for all eternity and no one would remember who I am. Thankfully, I was able to de-curse this thing, so that I will be able to age myself up to be 16-years-old and continue aging normally. I will also have Emma be aged 16 years old too since it will be weird for me to be friends with her when she's still a pre-teen."

"Oh, and I also was able to add a small little bonus where it will magically rewrite the universe into having everyone believe that we were always 16-years-old this whole time just so we don't have to answer any annoying questions from people. The only people who will remember our original ages are those who we will allow to remember like my Dad, Morty, Marc, Summer, and just to screw with you, the Devil." Leslie says while stretching out the Magic Measuring Tape until it stops at the number '16' as she lets go of it and it glows a mystic blue as it covers Leslie and Emma's bodies as a big flash of blue light rang out, and once it died down, Summer and Lucius were shocked to see that the girls were able to grow themselves up to be teenagers.

Standing before them is a much older Leslie, which consists of her being a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old Female Draconian as she resembles a mix between a Human and a Dragon with her eyes having a yellow sclera and red pupils, long wild scarlet red hair that reaches down to her waist with two large light red horns planted on top of her head, pointy ears, thin red eyebrows, a small nose, a wide mouth with two white fangs, a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, a pair of slender yet muscularly toned dark red five-clawed hands, a pair of large dark red wings planted on her back, dark red scaly skin with a cream-colored center, a short yet slender muscularly toned build, a long dark red scaly tail, a big bubble butt, a pair of slender yet muscularly toned dark red five-clawed feet, and her outfit consists of a dark blue beanie with two holes in it to allow her horns to pop out, a long-sleeved dark blue hoodie with a long-sleeved light blue shirt underneath as they both had holes on it to allow her wings to pop out, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black ripped jeans with a hole on it to allow her tail to pop out, and no shoes.

Also standing before them is a much older Emma, which consists of her being a 5'2-feet-tall, 16-year-old Dream Girl with black eyes that have three pairs of black eyelashes planted on them, long blonde hair that was tied up into two low-hanging pigtails with the help of two pink ribbons, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a short yet slender build, a heart-shaped perky ass, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved turtleneck white sweater with black stripes on it, a pink belt with a white belt buckle, long ripped blue jeans, knee-length white socks, and pink shoes.

"And look at that, it worked," Leslie says with a sly grin as Emma admires her new body.

"Ooh, I look so pretty."

"And I look so damn hot. Anyway, do you guys want another example?" Leslie asked as, before Lucius and Summer could protest, she reached behind her to pull out a cursed golden locket. "This is a Magical Golden Shapeshifting Locket that Mark sold me earlier. It allows people to transform themselves into different/other humans, but the catch is that you will eventually forget who you truly are and gain the personality of the current human form you have morphed into. I de-cursed it and now it will serve my needs to disguise myself into a more realistic version of my Holographic Human Disguise." Leslie says while putting on the Magical Golden Shapeshfiting Locket as a bright mystic blue energy glow covers her body and we see her magically transforming herself into her Human Form.

Standing before them is Leslie magically transformed into her Teenage Human Form, which consists of her being a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old Female Human with red eyes, long wild scarlet red hair that reaches down to her waist, thin red eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, a pair of slender yet muscularly toned five-fingered hands, Caucasian Skin, a short yet slender muscularly toned build, a big bubble butt, a pair of slender yet muscularly toned five-fingered feet, and her outfit consists of a dark blue beanie, a long-sleeved dark blue hoodie with a long-sleeved light blue shirt underneath, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black ripped jeans, and a pair of black shoes with white accents.

"Let's go, Emma," Leslie said with a smug grin while she and Emma walked out of the store just as a huge group of customers appeared as they began running around and getting all of their cursed magical objects as Lucius and Summer looked worried as Marc smirked slyly and we then fast forward in time as we see that Needful Things Store was now completely empty and Rick's Granddaughter can be seen cleaning up the store as her boyfriend entered the store.

"Where were you?" Summer asked with a raised eyebrow as Marc grinned mischievously.

"Oh, I was just taking a small stroll around the block." Marc lied as he really took a couple of leftover Magical Cursed Objects left behind by the customers, which included a Pocket Dimension Coin that allows him to teleport to a small pocket dimension where he could do and imagine anything he wanted, but the downside is that it eventually becomes an unending nightmare. A Magic Pill that once he swallows it, the pill will allow him to gain the ability to switch genders for as long as he wants as well as his clothes, but the catch is that he will be hounded and harassed by men and women forever. And a Magic Wedding Ring that protects your lover, but you can never see her ever again as, thankfully, Marc was able to create his own de-curse machine and remove the curses.

"Noted." Summer says just as she spots a Monkey Paw lying on the floor and bends down to pick it up. "Hmm, funny." Summer says as she and Marc make their way over to get into Lucius's Office. "Mr. Needful, out of everything in the store you'll never guess what we couldn't get rid of." Summer says before she and Marc were surprised to see that Mr. Needful was currently trying to hang himself to death. "Ah! Oh my god!"

"Ha, hilarious." A bemused Marc says as Summer goes over to try and pull Lucius down onto the ground, but fails.

"Marc, try to push that desk!" Summer ordered as Marc rolled his eyes boredly and went over to try to push the desk, but failed. "Oh, I have an idea!" Summer yelled while reaching behind her to pull out the Monkey Paw. "I wish this desk was lighter!" Summer wished as one of the paw's three fingers went down and Mark was able to easily push the desk under Mr. Needful as Summer climbed up it and struggled to untie the noose. "I wish this knot was looser!" Summer wishes as the second finger goes down and the noose comes undone easily, causing the Devil to crash down into the ground as Summer rushes over and tries to perform CPR, though she doesn't know how. "Wait! What am I doing?! I wish I knew CPR!" Summer wished as the third finger went down and she was able to expertly perform CPR, saving Mr. Needful as he splutters and regains consciousness.

"Ugh, Jesus. What a waste of a monkey paw."

"Mr. Needful, how could you even think of doing something so horrible?" Summer asked with a worried frown as Marc turned to her deadpannedly.

"Babe, he's the Devil. The real question how can the Devil kill himself by hanging?"

"I had to try, alright? I'm the devil. What should I do when I fail, give myself an ice cream?" Lucius asked with a small glare as Summer gave her boss a serious glare.

"You haven't failed."

"Summer, people like Rick and Leslie are making me obsolete. I mean seriously, I may be the Devil but your Grandpa and Aunt are THE Devil. I just want to go back to hell where everybody thinks I'm smart and funny."

"No, it's not fair. Everyone in this town got something they wanted from you, even Rick and Leslie. I was your only friend, and I get nothing?"

"...Okay, I'll give you one thing. Name it."

"I wanna help you." Summer says with a warm smile as Lucius grinned amusedly and chuckled.

"Clever twist."

"I learned from the best, you old fart. Now let's go get you hydrated." Summer says just as the door was opened as they were all surprised to see a disappointed and crying Emma scowling over at the Devil.

"I hated this scene! Why are you so lame?! Not a bad boy!" Emma says while going over to kick Lucius in the balls, causing him to squeal like a little girl and crash down into the ground as he cradled his bruised jewels and Marc laughed as a concerned Summer went over to comfort her boss and a huffing and glaring Emma turned around to walk away.

"...looks like we've got..." Rick trailed off as we fast forward in time and we cue over to Curse Purge Plus as we see Rick standing behind the counter and there was a big line of customers bringing up their items to be scanned and treated as Emma was helping organize the merchandise and Leslie was currently missing. "...haunted boxing gloves that will make you the heavyweight champion, in 1936, and then you'll be trapped there winning the same fight for eternity. I can take out the eternity, and the padding, and then you'll have some time-traveling mittens." Rick says to his customer, who nods as Leslie appears from her office in her Human Form and walks over to stand beside her father. "Hey, there you are. Where were you?"

"Oh, I had a call from Morty, who said that his Dad is too busy being loved by the people in Pluto to help him with his science project and is currently trying to help save about 4 billion lives on Pluto, so he was wondering if he can use my old Holographic Disguise Watch for the science fair and I agreed," Leslie explained as Rick nodded just as Summer and Marc entered the store with boxes filled with cursed magical objects as they walked over to them.

"Oh, look, it's Rosemary's baby. How's business?"

"Here's the last of our inventory." Marc says while handing the boxes filled with cursed magical objects onto the counter as Summer scowls at her Grandfather and Aunt.

"We're going to file chapter 11 and do some restructuring."

"Sounds like code for, 'You win, Rick and Leslie!'," Rick says with a small laugh as Summer narrows her eyes stoically.

"That was important to you two, wasn't it?"

"Nope, it was important to your dumb Devil friend. To us, this was all just a bit like when Bugs Bunny fucks with the opera singer for twenty minutes."

"He tried to kill himself." Summer snapped, surprising Rick and Leslie as they shared a laugh.

"Seriously? Holy crap. Holy crap."

"We caused the Devil to try and kill himself? That's great! High five, Dad!" Leslie cheered as she shared a high-five with Rick as Summer glared at her aunt.

"Leslie, I can understand Rick acting like this, but how can you be so heartless and laugh at someone committing suicide?!"

"Easy, it's the Devil, Summer. Why should I feel any empathy for the Lord of Evil?" A blank-faced Leslie says as Summer fumes angrily and Marc gives her a comforting kiss as she calms down.

"You know what, Grandpa Rick And Aunty Leslie? He's strong, and he's never going to give up."

"Well, he tried to kill himself earlier, so he's not strong and is totally willing to give up." A grinning Leslie says as Marc grabs Summer's arm and drags her out of the store before she can try to fight her Aunt as Leslie and Rick share a high five.

"Hey, I'm here to pick up my undead cat and child." A customer says as he walks over to them.

"Yeah, uh, gimmie a sec," Rick says as he is about to turn around to walk away, but stops as Emma appears and holds out a stack of papers.

"These are the forms for the employee health plan."

"Alright, yeah, uh, put 'em on my...eh, I just got bored. Leslie, do you want to be in charge of this place?"

"Sure," Leslie says with a smile as Rick turns around to leave the store and she and Emma continue managing their Cursed Purge Plus Store as we fast forward in time and we see Summer and Mr. Needful standing in front of a screen saying, 'n3', in a launch meeting with a bunch of people standing in front of them as Marc stood to the side.

"It's been a long six hours, but we've overhauled Needful Things into the globally compliant, web 4.0 e-nomenon! Spelled with 3s instead of Es." Lucius screamed as the crowd cheered loudly just as his phone began ringing as he reached into his pocket and pulled it out as the Devil beamed. "Okay, that's it! We just got bought by Google!"

"I'm so proud of you, Lucius!" Summer says while going over to hug Lucius as she then grinned at him slyly. "So, how much did we make?"

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, 'We'? This is my business! Security!" Lucius screamed while pushing Summer away as the Security Guard appeared and walked over to grab Summer.

"Ah! You're Zuckerberging me?!"

"I was Zuckerberging people before Zuckerberg's balls dropped! I'm the Devil, beeyotch! What what!" Lucius screamed while jumping on the table and playing the fiddle as the Security Guard dragged Summer away and a glaring Marc marched over to him as we fast forward in time and we cue over to the Smith House as Rick was watching Ball Fondlers on TV and Leslie and Emma sat on the ground with a huge pile of money placed all around them as Summer comes in with mascara smearing down her face due to her crying and Marc gave her a comforting hug from behind after beating the Security Guard the fuck up.

"How's your pretend Grandpa doing AKA the Devil?"

"He dumped me."

"Oh, wow, the Devil betrayed you? Who could've seen that?" Leslie asked with a dry and bored look as Summer and Marc went over to sit down on the couch.

"Did we learn a lesson here I'm not seeing?"

"Not sure, babe," Marc says with a shrug as Summer hums thoughtfully.

"Maybe in a much bigger way, Mr. Needful gave us all what we really wanted? Because I was always jealous of you guys hanging out with Morty and you all didn't realize how much you valued my approval?"

"No, that's dumb."

"Nah, not satisfying."

"Eh..."

"Not feeling that."

"Money!" Rick, Summer, Leslie, Marc, and Emma said in unison as Morty's Grandfather then came up with an idea.

"I'll tell you what though, if it's satisfaction you're after, I think I might have an idea," Rick says while whispering his head into Summer's ear as she perked up and nodded.

~[X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX Song]~

We then see a small montage of Leslie, Emma, Summer, and Rick doing some normal family bonding activities, such as weightlifting and exercising to get pumped...but after exercising for about five minutes or so, they grow bored of that and Rick and Leslie instead make a couple of machines to instantly get them fit and have muscles to speed up the long and boring journey of exercising as we then see Mr. Needful giving a grand speech with everyone applauding him as Leslie, Summer, Emma, Marc, and Rick break down the back of the stage and went over to start beating up Mr. Needful as Rick broke his arm, Leslie ripped off his legs, Emma ripped out his organs and bones from out of his body after punching through his chest, Summer ripped off his dick and balls, and Marc smashed his head into the floor hard enough that it blew up into a billion pieces as we then fast forward in time and we see the gang hanging out a coffee shop as they all shared a laugh.

~[X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX Song Over]~

"Ha, ha, ha, now that was fun." A grinning Summer says while she and Marc arrived at Summer's Room in the Smith House, late at night as the teenage girl still kept her muscularly slender build while her boyfriend and the others had returned back to their normal builds.

"Damn right," Marc says while going over to sit down on Summer's bed with his girlfriend going over to sit down on his lap. "Are you okay, babe?"

"More or less. I'm still pissed that the Devil tricked and betrayed me, but I'm happy that I got revenge. I'm just still filled with so much stress and shit." Summer says with a tired groan as Marc hums thoughtfully and comes up with an idea as he grins slyly and reaches over to place his hands on his girlfriend's shoulders and begins rubbing his shoulders as Marc kisses his left cheek.

"Then how about we help de-stress each other~," Marc offered as Summer perked up and purred as she turned her head and began kissing him passionately.

~{LEMON, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPES OF THINGS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU SKIP AHEAD}~

Making out with each other lovingly, a moaning Summer tackled Marc into her bed and continued kissing him before separating with a trail of saliva placed between them as the red-haired girl grinned seductively and reached up to undo her ponytail, allowing it to free itself and reached down to her back as Summer quickly reached down to grab her bright pink tank-top and took it off, revealing her now bigger E-Cup Breasts due to Rick and Leslie's Machine giving her extra muscle and thickness as she then took off her long white capri-pants, and kicked off her black slip-on shoes, revealing her bubbly ass and red hairy pussy as she wore no bra or panties underneath.

Grinning widely, Marc quickly reached down to grab his purple T-shirt and took it off to reveal his muscularly slim build as he also took off his black pants and kicked off his black sneakers as Summer licked her lips hungrily at the sight of the big bulge in his purple boxers and reached down to grab it to take it off to reveal his fully erect 9-inch cock as it throbbed madly and leaked off pre-cum as his girlfriend gained hearty eyes and lowered her head down to kiss his dick gently.

Hissing with pleasure, Marc threw back his head and allowed Summer to kiss his dick repeatedly before reaching over to grab her boyfriend's cock and placing it in the middle of her E-Cup Breasts as she proceeds to sandwich it between them and grabbed her breasts as Summer began moving them up and down and winked over at Marc saucily as she then lowered her head to open her mouth and was able to take the first seven inches of his cock.

Groaning in delight and arousal, Marc began thrusting his hips up and down to have his erection rub in and out of the giant soft pillows as Summer grinned slyly and used her boyfriend's pre-cum as a makeshift lubricant to give him more pleasure while still moving her boobs up and down as Marc's girlfriend continued sucking his cock like a pro and Marc moaned with pleasure as he drooled.

Bobbing her head up and down, Summer's eyes rolled to the back of her head and teared up as she squished her breasts against her boyfriend's big dick and began deepthroating his member completely while making gagging noises as Marc moaned in pleasure and reached over to grab her head as he began thrusting his cock deeper and deeper her into her mouth aggressively, causing her to gag even more but didn't hate this as Summer continued sucking him while rubbing her tits against his penis as said person felt a familiar feeling creeping up his body and Marc groaned loudly as he began spraying a gallon worth of cum into his girlfriend's mouth and Summer was able to drink it all down with multiple big gulps.

After taking out Marc's big thick cock, Summer licked her lips and moaned in delight as she gave him a seductive grin and turned around to lay down on the bed on all fours as the red-haired girl turned to wink at him and shook her big bubbly ass at him as Marc's cock went fully erect once more and stood up on his knees as he went over to grip her asscheeks tightly and proceeds to shove his big nine-inch cock inside of her asshole, causing Summer's eyes to roll to the back of her head and sticks out her tongue in pleasure as a panting Marc began thrusting himself in and out of her ass.

Blushing heavily and gripping her white bedsheets tightly, Summer gasped sharply and lets out a loud moan as Marc continued drilling into her small asshole and even laid down on her back as he reached down to cup her E-Cup Breasts and began twisting her nipples harshly, causing Summer to moan in pleasure and blush heavily as she felt his big balls hit her asscheeks repeatedly by the intensity of her boyfriend's thrusting.

Leaning over to share a kiss with Summer, Marc then threw back his head and moaned loudly with his girlfriend doing the same as he continued fucking her for the next five minutes before the lovebirds felt a familiar feeling creeping up their spines as Summer began cumming heavily all over her bed while Marc grunted and began spraying gallons of hot sperm into her asshole, giving her a creampie as he separated from her and sprayed her back with his semen as Summer's boyfriend fall back down onto the bed.

After spending the next five minutes recovering from their love session, Summer then laid down on her bed on her back and glanced over at Marc as she reached down to place her hands on her vagina and spread apart her pussylips as the red-haired girl winked at him seductively and Marc's cock throbbed madly as he quickly stood up on his knees and waddled over to her as they gave each other a loving look and leaned over to share a passionate kiss with each other before separating as Marc reached down to grab his fully erect nine-inch cock and aimed it at his girlfriend's hot center as he proceeds to pierce himself inside of her wet vagina.

Moaning loudly, Marc leaned his head down to kiss her passionately and began thrusting his hips madly as he began fucking her lights out and Summer's eyes rolled to the back of her head as she reached over to wrap her arms around her boyfriend's head and began kissing him back while he thrust his erect cock in and out of her vagina without mercy as they both felt a familiar feeling creeping up their spines and both of them groaned with pleasure and delight.

Gritting his teeth with determination and horniness, Marc proceeds to shove his big erect 9-inch cock inside of her wet pussy, hitting her G-Spot as Summer bit her lip with a large blush on her face and lets out a loud scream as she begins cumming all over his lap with the moaning Marc taking his cock out of her coochie and aimed his dick upwards as he began ejecting several gallons of cum that flew through the air and hit his girlfriend's face, tits, and stomach as both lovers panted heavily and shared a loving smile as Marc began masturbating to her while Summer reached down to began touching herself as their moans rang out across her room.

~[Lemon Over]~

~[Stinger]~

X Gon' Give It To Ya starts playing again as we see Rick, Leslie, Emma, Summer, and Marc beating up a Nazi wearing suspenders, a schoolyard bully, a man holding a 'God hates fags!' sign, a fan who supports and loves the show 'Velma' and a man walking his dog who yanks its collar hard when it tries to stop. Marc and the others then flew over to Pluto in Rick's Spaceship, rescued Scroopy Noopers from Plutanomo Bay, and brutally killed Flippy Nips as requested by Morty.

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, I want to say that Mark told his C-131 parents the truth as he did with Summer in Rixty Minutes, Summer's New Cup Size, and Leslie and Emma being 16 years old are permanent. And Summer's new muscular physique resembles the one that she got from the Wet Kuat Amortican Summer.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.