While I know Author's note chapters are annoying I wanted to request some feedback on my pairings and bashing as I have received a message from Anonymous3675 who wrote me this delightful essay 'why do people bash characters when the bashed characters end up as canon pairings? I need an total explanation as I am a canon shipper and the only reason i would accept for bashing characters is this:
One voldemorts' spirit actually entered ginny's body rather than saving ginny, ginny died instead of the diary horcrux and then that 'evil' ginny would be the final horcrux instead, but other than that, no argument whatsoever would ever convince me otherwise. Why? Because I am a believe of parallel universes, parallel earths, parallel dimensions. how do I explain the world, think of roulette wheel with an infinite number of slots; each slot represents a different planet earth, sometimes the same, sometimes different. Same planet different dimension.
Hopefully that explains otherwise you are more denser and stupider than Barry(From American Dad) and All the Griffins minus Brian and Stewie combined(From Family guy) (is this bad? I never seen either so I don't know the characters). No thank you for warning your stories are bashing canon characters and canon romantic pairings, why I have no idea why you bashing both version, i understand some of ron and hermione bashing, but not harry and ginny, because Hermione is well, let's see reminds me of a magical petunia dursley. harry would never marry someone who reminds him of his aunt petunia.
Let's look at the characteristics of boht petunia and hermione(before hermione shrinks her teeth, because no guy is willing to date a female with beaver teeth (Offensive much?) (think of timmy turner from fairly oddparents) that's the type of teeth jkr describes hermione having before her teeth is shrunk in the goblet of fire, just had to make sure you know.)
Petunia: Upturns her nose to her neighbors, long neck(giraffee) and always thinks she's better than everyone else especially in terms of normalcy in the world. Bushy brown hair, brown eyes.
Hermione: Upturns her nose to people who don't follow her lead in terms of education areas, buck teeth, bushy brown hair, brown eyes.
Horse: Bushy brown mane(hair), Buck teeth, and long neck.
Note: I go by the movie character looks rather than the book but i go by the book in terms of the plot points though. have you actually read the entire series from year 1 to year 7 back to front, as well as read IN CONTEXT AS WELL AS IN BETWEEN THE LINES! THAT'S WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIDDEN MESSAGES IN TERMS OF KNOWING THE CANON WIZARDING LAWS, RULES AND REGULATIONS. THE PROBLEM WITH MOST READERS THAT DON'T READ IN CONTEXT AS WELL AS IN BETWEEN THE LINES. IT SPECIFICALLY SAYS POTTERS MUST MARRY REDHEADED FEMALES OTHERWISE THEY WILL GO TO WIZARDING HELL.'
This is the first time someone has sent me anything like this (as all the reviews and messages I get, whether criticism or praise, are very polite) and I was wondering if anyone else felt the same way? While I may be wrong I felt that this person didn't criticise me in a helpful way and by calling me dense and stupid for having a different opinion I believe this person is rather rude (obviously do correct me if I'm wrong). But my main question here is do you agree with Anonymous3675 or do you like my depiction of Harry/Hermione as no reviews have complained of this pairing (but quickly, since when did Potter's have to marry redheads and where did this Wizarding hell come from? Anonymous3675 must have read a different Harry Potter to me!)
