WHY I'M SO STUPID?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or its characters.

And to let you all know, this is going to remain a NaruSaku story, those who wanted me to throw in a third girl, sorry to disappoint, but the poll kept tying or one side snuck ahead of the other, that I just flipped a coin and picked the winner. Those wondering why I put the poll up in the first place, well I'm not sure if it was the reviews for this fic, another one or somebody else's where I spotted a request for either an extra girl or a harem every now and then, I just decided to get it over with now and weed out those who do and those who don't. Hope you understand.

Here is a warning, there will be a spoiler or two coming up, but I'm also going to be throwing in some theories that I came up with after seeing the progress of the story on Narutopedia.

While the civilian council is just as clueless as ever, the clan heads and the main council are in a state of shock. The one dojitsu that doesn't follow the same rules and principles, or as well known, that the Byukagan and the Sharigan do. "So what, it's not as powerful as the Sharingan." One of them said, showing how much politicians really know, absolutely nothing.

"You're right, it's not." Shikaku Nara said, causing the die hard anti-Narutos, "Its stronger then the Sharingan."

While a lot of the civilians, and a few ninjas, were shocked to hear this, Naruto gave Hiashi Hyuga a quick communication with his Rinnegan eye, who gave the blonde a nod in return, knowing what he needed to do. The week before Naruto's return, he received a message by messenger toad that he needs his help in order to expose the council, mainly Danzo because he had a suspicion that the bandages are hiding something other then damage from the kyubi attack, and Hiashi is more then willing to help because of the added headaches he receives from both his clans council and the main one, he was willing to help get rid of one. He quickly activated his Byukagan and scanned the main council, and his eyes went wide when he got a good quick look at Danzo to confirm Naruto's suspicion and deactivated it before anybody would notice.

After getting a confirmation nod from the Hyuga, Naruto gave the civilian council a good strong glare before saying "And if you're thinking on turning me into another Uchiha, where I become your little weapon, then you might as well stick that thought all the way up your ass." Receiving strong angry glares from both civilian and the Main council.

Meanwhile, over where the rest of the Konoha 12 is sitting, Sasuke joining them just before the meeting started, are discussing about what was just revealed to them: Naruto is the son of Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage and he just revealed what they thought was a bloodline ability. The only ones that weren't shocked by this were the two that made up the remaining portion of Team Kakashi.

"Wow, I never would have thought that Naruto was related to the Fourth Hokage. I guess that means Naruto comes from a strong clan." Ino said.

"Strong is putting it mildly." They all turned to see Sasuke giving the council a dangerous look, "From what I found in my mother's stuff, the Namikazes are the most powerful clan in all the five nations because, even though they don't have any bloodline abilities, they are naturally gifted when it comes to just about anything, that's why the Fourth is so respected."

"What about the Uzumaki Clan?" Sakura asked.

Hearing the question, thanks to the kyubi's enhancement, Naruto decided to answer, "The Uzumaki clan were a very powerful clan from the Whirlpool village who were known to be the best in fūinjutsu and very long life spans, and according to my mom, one lived from before the founding of Konoha all the way into the term of the third." Naruto explain, "Also they were distant relatives of the Senju clan, which I guess means we're relatives, hey Hokage?"

Tsunade couldn't help but smirk at this due to the looks coming from the council, "I guess it does brat." She said, "And I just remembered a jutsu that just might prove your parentage." She got up from her seat and walked up to her fellow blonde. She performed a few hand signs before saying "Medical technique: Family Tree Jutsu. (I know, lame name, I just thought it up on the spot.)"

A pair of smokes appeared briefly before dispersing to reveal the parents of Naruto Namikaze. On his left is Minato Namikaze, his father and the Fourth Hokage, and on his right is Kushina Uzumaki, his mother and Konoha's Red-Hot Blooded Habanero. The room is dead silent, whatever doubt that was in the room was shattered like glass. Everyone knew that this technique never lies, and standing before them is the one biggest source of regret they ever felt, except for the civilian council who saw dollar signs and the main council who had other ideas. Standing there are the two people that they've respected all their lives standing behind the boy they threw aside because they needed somebody to vent their anger on.

When the two disappeared in a puff of smoke, Homura is the first to recover, "Since you're the last of two clans, Nami . . ." he started saying, before he got intercepted by the blonde ninja.

"Three actually, since one of my grandfathers came from the Senju clan, so I'm connected to that clan just as the current hokage is connected to the Uzumaki clan." Naruto said, causing the civilian council to get greedier, and the Clan heads wanting to protect the boy as much as possible, "Although as it turns out, I'm not the last Uzumaki, since I encountered some of my relatives." This got the dirty half of the council to shake a little bit in fear, "And if you were going to try and invoke the CRA on me, then you can shove that up your ass because I'm not going to be you're breeding stock just so you would have perfect little weapons, just you were planning with Sasuke."

"You're forgetting your place, boy." One of the civilian councilwomen threatened, "I suggest you learn it or else!"

"Or else what?" Naruto shot back, while crossing his arms, "Because the last time I checked, all you've been doing is sitting on your fat asses, abusing your powers even though this is suppose to be a ninja village."

This made the civilian council nervous because nobody has ever got the urge to stand up to them and challenge their authority, and they were sweating because the clan heads are making it perfectly clear who's side there on. Koharu decided to speak up, "Show some respect to your superiors, demon, or you'll be thrown into an ANBU cell." She ordered him.

"Love to see you try you old hag!" Naruto shot back, causing Tsunade to quickly compose herself before she decided to jump out of her seat to brain the young blonde, remembering that he was talking to the older lady, while on the inside, she, Jiraiya, Kisame, Itachi, and everyone except the civilian council, were laughing their butts off as Naruto had the nerve to talk to one of the main council members like that, "As for respect, I'm giving the exact same kind of respect to the Hokage and anybody else you consider inferior to you."

Before any one of them could deny it, "He's right," Tsume Inuzuka said, getting everyone's attention "You keep telling everybody that they should respect their superiors, you even tell the Hokage to give you respect even though you don't have a single ounce of respect in your whole body." Nobody was brave enough to talk back to her since Tsume is known as one woman you don't want to piss off, and her rage comes second only to Tsunade herself.

"Troublesome, but she's right," Shikaku said, "Ever since I've been here, I've seen you three abuse their power, forgetting their place in this village thinking that you have the same amount of power as the hokage, yet you never bother to realize that you're suppose to be nothing more then advisors to the Hokage."

Knowing what buttons he needs to push now, Naruto decided to go for the kill, "And during this training trip, I've discovered some evidence where the council has over stepped their authority a bit too far, like the Uchiha massacre." He said, getting a lot of people's attention, especially the main three, "More specifically the real reason why Itachi would go so far to destroy most of his own clan."

"ANBU arrest him now!" Koharu yelled out, trying to keep a secret that even the clan heads don't know anything about. When nobody showed up, "ANBU we demand you to do what you are ordered." When nobody still didn't show "Why are they disobeying their orders?"

"Because the ANBU was formed to follow the Hokage and the Hokage alone." Tsunade said, "And you ordering them around without my discretion are considered an act of treason, if my memory of the law serves me right."

"Plus I'm pretty even the ANBU would like to know what would cause one of their best and well respected to all of a suddenly become one of the most feared criminals in Akatsuki." Naruto said, making the three even more scared, realizing they're biggest mistake, "And you'll have to kill me if you want to stop the truth from getting out."

"Not a problem." Danzo said, before snapping his fingers. Four Foundation ninjas appeared out of nowhere, "Destroy that demon!"

Naruto just stood there, not even fazed. Just before the ninjas came close enough to take him out permanently, Kisame took two out with his sword, Samehada, while the other two had a kunai right between their eyes courtesy of Itachi, scaring a lot of people, "You didn't by any chance think you were the only one with a small army in the shadows now, did you?" He asked, to the shock of most of the room, "Anyway why not hear the reason behind it then straight from the horse's mouth."

"And why should we believe in the words of a criminal?" Somebody from the audience yelled out, starting a small commotion.

"I don't know why should you believe the words of the kyubi brat?" Naruto asked back, causing the people to be quiet again because the past was now biting them in the ass about what they did, or try to do, to the boy who has managed to outsmart them at every turn when they tried to blame the boy for their own mistakes. "Besides, even if you do try and deny them their pardon, we've already paid a visit to the Fire Daimyo and he gave them a full pardon, especially Itachi, when we told him everything." He said, while pulling out a scroll with the Daimyo's seal on it. He tossed it towards Tsunade, who caught it with ease.

After opening the scroll, and looking over its contents carefully, "It's official. The Daimyo did give Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki a full Daimyo's pardon, meeting that none of us has any say over it." She rolled up the scroll and tossed it towards Hiashi, "You know what you need to do."

Hiashi rolled the scroll open, while activating his Byukagan. When it comes to getting a second opinion when it comes to scrolls, then who better then Hiashi whose bloodline allows him to see any signs of the scroll being a fake. After looking it over, "It's real alright. No seals of any kind on this scroll." He said, before tossing it back to the hokage.

"Now explain the real reason behind the massacre of your clan, Itachi." Tsunade ordered the now ex-criminal.

"Yes Lady Hokage." Itachi respectfully replied, along with a bow, "I was following orders from the council to wipe out my clan because they were planning to stage a coup-et-tat to over throw the Hokage and the council and take over the leadership of this village." He explained, while a small uproar was about to erupt, "My clan was getting tired of being treated like we are criminals ever since people started accusing us of summoning the kyubi to attack this village, even for all of the years of loyalty we displayed while we were running the police force. Before I left, I made sure to make sure that Sasuke stays safe and protected or else I would come after them."

Naruto turned towards Danzo, "And I'm pretty sure the mummy here got a few constellation prizes out of this." He said.

"What are you accusing me of boy?" Danzo asked, although he was more curious about how Naruto knew.

"I'm not accusing you of anything." Naruto answered, "Before I left, I remembered something after I first saw you. I could sense some kind of power coming from you, something similar to Kakashi due to that Sharingan eye of his, except more spread out. I did some research until I came upon the part about the Uchiha Massacre, and realized that before the bodies could be burned, you took one of Fugaku's eyes and put it into your right eye, and helped yourself to a few others and placed them onto your right arm. That's why you have the bandages, not to cover up any wounds, just to protect your ass."

"And before you can deny it Danzo," Hiashi said, "I've already confirmed it by scanning you with my Byukagan and everything that he accusing you of is the truth."

Knowing that he was backed into a corner with no way out, only two words left the war hawk's mouth, "Foundation, attack!"

Here it is, a nice little cliffhanger for the heck of it, plus I ran out of ideas for this chapter, so you'll have to wait awhile until I get this little showdown going in the next chapter. Let me know if I got any info mixed up, as long as nobody forgets that this is fanfiction. Read and Review, and a NaruSaku moment in the next chapter or two, if I don't forget.