WHY I'M SO STUPID?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Hey everyone, here is the latest chapter, sorry it took a while, been busy with college, and trying to get some employment in order to keep up with the bills.
As for the last chapter, well, I figured, since a lot of stories have it where Danzo, Koharu and Homura pretty much act defiant before their execution, instead, with Danzo, figured he would still have a few tricks up his sleeve. Mainly, turn him and the elders into runaway villains. Major or minor, I'll figure it out later.
And since the arcs involving Sasuke are pretty much pointless, right now, along with anything involving Orochimaru, the only canon arcs available mainly involve the Akatsuki and a bunch of minor ones. If there are any arcs you would like to see used in this fic, let me know, and to remind everyone, this is not a harem fic. This is, like it or not, a NaruSaku fic, and it's not going to change, period. If people want me to bring in a girl that develops feelings for Naruto, I'll just give it a bit of an overhaul, like say, if anybody wants me to bring in Shizuka, I'll have her battle Sakura instead, where Sakura is staking her claim, and Shizuka, well, ends up with somebody else.
One thing I can use help on is what to name Naruto's sword, since the name, RinneSword, was a bad one. It was a spur of a moment kind of deal. Next couple of chapters, I'm going to start having it awaken its true potential. To describe it, especially since I don't entirely know myself, in a brief sense, it's an extension to Naruto's Rinne-Sharingan eyes. Thinking about having it transform, something similar to Rave Master, but minus the raves. If anybody has any similar serious in terms of transforming swords, please share.
Well, time to get on with the story.
Last time
Naruto took a couple of steps forward, his eyes, activating, and everybody in the room were able to see something else in them along with the rings, a trio of Sharingan tomes on top of them, meaning that Naruto achieved a new level of the Rinnegan. "And since, judging by my eyes, and what I'm sensing, by the time the memory reaches your owners, I'm pretty sure Danzo would be more than glad to point out to you two where everything started to go wrong, especially since, for a senile old asshole, pretty sure even he could see things that you two never bothered to noticed."
While the trio had a look of shock on their faces, one of the Uchiha brothers spoke up, "What are you talking about Naruto?" Sasuke asked.
Naruto only used three words, "Use your eyes." He said, which while to people, would make them feel really annoyed, yet to anybody with eyes that are designed to see more, then it's a tip at what they are missing with their regular eyes.
Activating their Sharingan, both brothers' eyes went wide at what they saw. Before one of them could even say a word, the sound of metal being drawn from a sheath was heard . . .
Present time
All three men drew their blades, just in time to stop their heads from being chopped off from a sneak attack. Pushing the swords off, they looked to see that they were surrounded by six ANBU, not Foundation ANBU, but actual ANBU. And from the looks on their faces, they were either among the few die-hard Naruto haters that were hiding under their noses, or they refuse to accept the fact that Itachi got away with killing most of clan under orders. Or to be more specific, these are the ones that are more loyal to the elders then the Hokage.
Pushing them off, while the three ex-elders started to lose their image, revealing three dead corpses, meaning the chakra in them ran out. "Well guys, looks like we got three old fools in the wind . . ." Naruto started.
"And three rats in the nest, even though none of them wear the mask." Sasuke finished.
"Quiet you filth." The ANBU in the Dango mask said, "Or we will make you."
"Then make us," Itachi said, "Because we will not go down without a life, and yours is forfeit the moment you decided to betray the village."
"We are doing the village a service by getting rid of those who pose to destroy it." The ANBU with what appears to be a walrus, "The Hokages gotten too soft letting a demon like you live instead of killing you on the spot."
"Man, for somebody who is supposed to be elite in everything, you are seriously dumb when it comes to seals." Naruto said, getting them angry, "If anybody were to kill me, the Kyubi inside would reform in nine years, meaning that the fox would be back alive and well, but also free and causing mayhem."
"And I'm pretty sure the Kyubi would be more then glad to let people know the difference between Naruto and himself if they try to accuse Naruto of cursing them." Sasuke said, "Even though they are just too lazy to admit to take responsibility for their actions."
"Don't bother talking to them any further, these fool's lives are forfeit the moment they sided with the traitors." Naruto said, while giving his sword a little swing, "And considering how all three have had a hand in how we were brought up Sasuke, you know what that means."
"Oh yeah, time to give these guys some long overdue payback," Sasuke said, "I recognize the voice of the ones who didn't trust the 'brother of a traitor' and tried to use training as a way to try and kill me, if it wasn't for the Elders making sure to stop you."
This was when the three ex-ANBU finally snapped, because they wanted to strike fear into the three before they strike them down, yet these three seem to have the gall to believe they have a chance against them. They struck with their swords, to where even though they put up a good fight, when it comes to three high ranking jounin with powerful eyes, they were toast to begin with. One was burnt to a crisp, another lost his head, and the final, well, Naruto slapped a paralysis seal, since Ibiki, Anko and Kisame can't get info from a corpse.
"Why didn't you kill me you demon-filth?" The ANBU asked/demanded.
"Because who am I to deny three interrogators the pleasure of preparing somebody for where they really belong." Naruto said, before punching the guy's lights out just as he looked like he was about to spit on him, "Which would be history."
Looking around to make sure they are in the clear, Itachi spoke up, "Naruto, go inform Lady Hokage about what just transpired, me and Sasuke well stay here to make sure nobody tries anything."
While not wanting to leave his friends, yet knowing that it would be for the better, Naruto gave a small nod before stepping out the door.
Making sure that nobody else is around trying for a sneak attack, Naruto vanished, FTG style.
Hokage's Office
Tsunade is doing her paperwork, while listening to her apprentice and her little friend have a little chat about their future as roommates, or rather the end of an era for them. Before Sakura's choice to give Naruto more than her heart last night, Ino has been spending some 'quality' time with Choji, yet for a while, Ino felt like maybe she wanted to have something more permanent with him. Last night, as it turned out, he popped the question, which she gladly accepted, and decided to use that as an incentive to move out of their apartment. And since Sakura would more than likely want to spend more quality time with Naruto, now was a good time to start preparing to go on their separate ways.
She let them talk in her office, mainly because doesn't mind the company in her office. That and even though she latterly had to repair Sakura's ass, Sakura would still need the rest until she can feel everything below her waist again.
While she herself used to share a place with her lover, Dan, and probably could have again if she gave her last teammate Jiraiya a chance, yet she had two main reasons. One is that it would bring back some bad memories about her time with Dan, although she is knows that her lover would rather she lived a long happy life with the person she loves. The other, well, since Jiraiya is a pervert without any serious shame, which she could live with, but not worth the risk of giving him first hand material for his books. Although now that she thinks about it, she never let him get too close to her, or rather on a personal level. Physical level, usually results in him being sent flying after his hands 'slips' to the wrong places.
Just before she could ponder any further, Tsunade looked up just in time to see Naruto literally pop out of nowhere, after since a chakra signature coming her way beyond fast. One thing she discussed with Naruto, after learning about how he perfected one of his father's best techniques, she had him agree to only use it to get to her office whenever he was summoned, or if it's a really dire emergency, and since she didn't summon him, along with the look on his face and her gut feeling, some really bad news is about to be delivered.
"We have a serious problem," Naruto said, getting a nod from Tsunade, and the attention of the other occupants in the room, "Our three ex-Elders escaped."
This definitely got everybody's attention, "Any idea on how they did it, or how long ago they escaped?" Tsunade asked.
"Not sure on the when, but the how, well, looks like they had help with a few traitors in our mists." Naruto said, getting a slight growl from Tsunade, "And we both have a good idea on what kind of traitors to be on the lookout for."
Tsunade was mad, but gave a small sigh, "I do, but unfortunately, all we can do is be ready for anything." She said, knowing that the last thing that needs to be done is cause paranoia and unrest in a village that is trying to refine itself after years of hate and ignorance, "Anyway, don't worry, I'll make sure that the cooks at the ramen stand well be protected from your tormentors."
Naruto gave her a grateful nod, since those two were among the first very few people to treat him like a person, and not like a fox plotting it's revenge. When he turned towards where Sakura and Ino are sitting, he walked towards them, "Hello Sakura, Ino, how are you two doing?" He asked.
"Doing fine, Naruto." Ino said, "Although I never heard of anybody getting a broken pussy before."
"Ino!" Sakura yelled out, causing both her and Naruto to blush up a storm, while Tsunade is trying her hardest not to breakout laughing at the pair. Calming down enough when Ino tried to sport an innocent look, "I'm fine Naruto, the numbness is starting to wear off." She then looked away slightly, thinking about something, before turning to speak up, "And we need to talk Naruto."
Taking a seat in the only available chair left, "About what, Sakura?" Naruto asked.
After taking a quick breath, she said the words that caught him completely off guard, "Our new living arrangements." She said.
Well, here is the latest chapter, sorry for it not being much, I'm trying to add some more original arcs, since most of the Shippuden involves Sasuke one way or another, and I don't want to overhaul the same old arcs you see in a lot of fics. Also, I'm back in school, and got finals coming up, so anybody who has been through this before, knows what it's like to make sure your focus is more on them, and less on your stories. So anyway, Read and Review, and have a nice day.
