"Wrong! But it's okay, because you're my little Sasaki Kojirou and I love you!" My english teacher, Taiga Fujimura admonishes me. Though as usual she treats me like her little angel, that's because I'm really good at Kendo of course.

I pout, and she continues her lesson. It's no big deal that I got an answer wrong, but it still frustrates me, specially since exams are coming soon... And Waver actually expects me to go study in this Clock Tower thingy? Ah, I do want to learn magic though.

Speaking of Waver, he left, though he did give me his cellphone and told me to call him if I wanted anything. It's kinda crazy how much he changed my life, sure I don't own those mansions or a Ferrari yet, but I will soon enough. Also I have a god damn billion yen in my bank account.

My face is definitely settled on a stupid grin. "I'm a billionaire~." Well, a millionaire if you look at it as dollars. Still it's crazy that now I just have that sitting on my bank account, how the hell do I explain that to my parents!? I need to come out with the Campione thing soon.

Fujimura-Sensei glares at me. "Dearest pupil, unless you are muttering about how to reach the void with a blade, please stay silent and pay attention!" To that I can only give an apologetic look. I can't help my state, since now I feel truly blessed by the world.

Ayako Mitsuzuri, a girl who belongs to the Archery Club, raises a hand. "Fujimura-Sensei, I believe I am seeing a bit of favoritism on this class." Shut up! I could... like... sell your brother to the British mafia If I wanted to! So just let me enjoy being her favorite!

Fujimura-Sensei glares at her. "You are surely seeing things that don't exist! Though perhaps you would also receive such hypothetical treatment should you hit a few more bullseyes!" And then she sends a bright smile to the red haired girl sitting next to me. That girl, Shiro Emiya simply sighs.

Class continues and I go to fantasy land. It's extremely easy to do so when I seemingly have no limits at all... First my gaze settles on Ayako. The brown haired girl is cute enough, though she is no match for Tohsaka. Her personality is definitely a plus too.

I don't exactly have a social circle I frequent, but I do talk with everyone in the class and get along with them well enough. Even so I prefer Ayako to most of them. That's why the thought that I could turn her into my whore is extremely alluring... I mean why would the Mage's Association even care about a common girl?

My eyes then wander to Shiro Emiya for a second. The truth is that ruining lives isn't the only thing I can do, I can also help them. The fake janitor as she is called, is seemingly an orphan. Is she struggling financially because of that? I don't know, but I could casually throw millions of yen at her if I wanted.

After that I look at Shinji Matou, for a second I catch him glaring at me. He has been doing that the whole damn day, and I don't know why either... But it's not like it matters, even if according to Waver, he's from a family of mages just like Tohsaka.

And then, I look at Tohsaka of course. My concubine apparently, Waver said she should comply to my every demand or she would be punished by the Association... Honestly, I wasn't even being serious when I threw out the idea of Rin being my sex slave...

But I got the okay, so I'm doing it! She apparently can't reject me anyways! That's why when the bell eventually rings I walk towards her. "Yo, Rin." I don't bother calling her Tohsaka, I don't need to do that anymore anyways.

I can definitely feel some people are staring at us, still, Rin blushes and looks down. "W-what do you want Shibata?" The staring gets worse. I guess it's because Rin actually blushed? The reason she did that isn't because she likes me or anything of course, she's just embarrassed.

I grin. "Meet me at the rooftop, let's have lunch there." I want that, because there's no way I'll have enough courage to flirt with her in front of so many people! Even if she is supposedly my concubine now... I'm a virgin ya know!?

Rin slowly nods, she looks absurdly cute. "Sure, just don't get the wrong idea." Oh, I have the absolute right idea! That is to say, I want to spend time with you. What? Concubines are for sex you say? I want to both talk and sex Rin up though.

I leave the class, there's definitely chatter about Rin supposedly liking a guy, and many people are glaring at me... Life is good! Oh well, it's not like I'll turn everyone into concubines, so please fix your broken hearts and find another special someone my dear classmates!

"Ah, that makes sense, thanks Rin." Currently I'm eating lunch with my concubine. Though I also asked her to explain something I wasn't quite understanding in today's english lesson. Rin is really smart, so she helped pretty easily.

Her face is stuck in disbelief for some reason. "Honestly... You gave me a heart attack." Why though? "I thought you called here me here to... to... f-force yourself on me. I'm glad I misjudged you Shibata."

I raise an eyebrow. "What do you mean? Did I sent off the wrong impression or something?" Also why did you drop the lord!? I liked the lord! I understand why you wouldn't call me that while we're in front of people, but this is a different situation.

Rin smiles. "Well, I thought you were some scumbag with the whole concubine thing, but you didn't mean it in the end huh?" I totally did though, in fact you're still my concubine... I need to get you some concubine worthy clothes, like a bunny suit or a cheerleader outfit!

My concubine looks down. "It must have been pretty scary facing a god, so I guess you were still shocked..." I wasn't! "But at least now you're a Beloved Child, so life is gonna be easy from now on!" That's true, but...

I can't help, but wonder why she called me that. "Hey Rin, what does 'Beloved Child' mean? I can tell it's related to the Campione thing, but that's about it." God slayer, demon king, Campione... They all mean the same damn thing, and they're all fairly obvious, but that doesn't apply to Beloved Child.

Rin puts a hand on her chin. "Right, first let me explain what Gaia and Alaya are. Basically the planet is alive, that's Gaia." That sounds like JRPG lore! "The air is filled with her mana, and most mages use magecraft by drawing upon it... But due to a few complicated reasons she hates us."

Rin sighs. "It's as horrible as you would think, and believe it or not she even has beasts made specifically to exterminate us." Scary! "And then there's Alaya, or the Counter Force... It's a part of Gaia that split off, think of it as the will of mankind. It protects us, even summoning spirits to fight off Gaia's beasts."

Rin slowly joins her hands together, as if trying to visually demonstrate something. "These forces are in constant struggle with one another, but there is one exception... The birth of a Campione. You see, when you killed that god, you might as well have been reborn, and the people responsible for that are those two forces."

I can almost see glasses on Rin's face for some reason. "For some reason, theorized to be an attempt at creating an defense system, Gaia and Alaya will work together to create a Campione. After that they will pretty much let him do whatever he wants, their attitude towards your kind ranges from love to like, and it never falls into straight up dislike."

She continues. "For example, there's a Campione named John Pluto Smith." Wait that's...! "Yes, the superhero, as you can see his existence was troublesome for mages, we are always trying to conceive the existence of magic after all... So it was agreed he had to die."

Rin looks surprisingly serious. "An amazing army was made, full of mages with ancient lineages from pretty much all organizations, and even the Holy Church joined in with some of their best." Right, Waver told me about them, I should be expecting tribute from them any day now. "Hell, even Dead Apostles got involved, including two belonging to the Dead Apostle Ancestors." The scary vampires!?

Rin frowns. "Before they could even attack him though, they were wiped out by the Counter Force and Gaia. Thousands died in an instant... Because Campione are the precious love child of Gaia and Alaya, and they tend to be specially protective of their 'newborn babies', you too will enjoy that protection from now..."

She shrugs. "Not that it matters much in the end, it's not like John Pluto Smith revealed magic. People don't really get what's going on with him, so mystery actually increased." she starts muttering about things I don't understand at the end.

To be honest I don't know what to think of this. "So what, am I pretty much invincible right now? Since mommy and daddy will save me no matter what?" Now I have four parents! Two humans, the planet, and a piece of the planet! Cool.

Rin shakes her head. "Not really, they won't interfere in fights between Campione or gods... They will only help you if there's some big plot made by normal people to kill you." Basically if their kid gets bullied papa and mama will get mad. "And this protection will decrease as you obtain more authorities... Just know that throughout history, more Campione with dozens of authorities have died to big ploys than Campione who are 'newborns'." I see, my parents will put the tutorial on easy mode.

Rin then raises a finger. "By the way, only pure humans may become a Campione. All others are disqualified from receiving this prestige... Even if you only happen to have one percent of fae blood or something." Cool, planet racism. "Oh, you also don't age now, so you're a true immortal." Ah, sudden crazy information received!

I smile. "I see, thanks for the concise explanation Rin." She smiles right back. "By the way, I meant it when I said you were my concubine. I will be doing that thing when you draw a line everytime you 'use it', so expect to have surpassed a hundred marks by Christmas." It's a nice fetish!

Rin immediately blushes and gets up, the lunch that she was close to finishing falls to the ground. "W-what!? B-but you said...!" Eh, did I actually say I wouldn't? If so I definitely lied, but I don't remember it...

I shrug. "I didn't say anything, I think. You just arrived at your own conclusions." I put my bento to the side and get up. "Let me make something clear. You Rin Tohsaka, are my woman now." I nod to myself. "Other boyfriends aren't allowed by the way, I'll definitely off them." NTR is bad!

Rin is sputtering. "But you called me here! And we just talked! Seriously, you were telling me about Kendo moves a second ago!" Yeah, because I'm a nice concubine owner! Also it's not like I want an onahole, I want Rin god damned Tohsaka.

I'm definitely smiling full force. "I certainly did and so what? I enjoy talking with you Rin, you're pretty fun to be around, and you're also seriously smart. It feels like I'm talking with someone super mature and elegant." She's great, I see now that her position as school idol isn't just because of her looks.

Her face is bright red. "D-don't say stuff like that out of nowhere you idiotic weirdo!" She crosses her arms. "A-and you better stop with the concubine thing! Why did you even get that idea anyways!?" Eh, I was just listing off increasing absurd demands. Waver should feel lucky I didn't ask to the take the virginity of Japan's most popular idol or something.

I chuckle. "Don't worry about it! Besides I promise you will enjoy your new life under the Yato trademark, I can pay for like your magic research and stuff." I actually don't know Rin's financial situation, but surely she would enjoy more money? Now, I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't dealing with no broke Campione.

Rin immediately puts her hands on my shoulder, she moves as fast as lightning. "Y-you will...!?" Then she realizes what she did and moves back. "Don't act like I care! You're not some prince charming! You're some sort of ultimate sexual harasser!" You definitely care!

I put my hand on her chin. "Rin, tomorrow I will be giving you five hundred million yen." She gasps, and I can almost see money signs on her eyes. Taking advantage of her surprise I pull her in for a kiss, normally I wouldn't do something like this, but... Rin is way too cute.

"Mmm!?" She immediately struggles against me, but I keep hold of her, and with my supernatural strength she can't exactly escape. Due to that, my tongue easily invades her unwilling mouth.

One might wonder why I am so okay with violating my classmate, but eh, it's just the way the cookie crumbles. I don't particularly enjoy evil, but I'm strong and Rin is weak, so I can make her mine and that's that.

I have to say though, even if I'm not a sadist... Feeling Rin struggle against my body is amazing, and her moans of surprise and then anger are quite nice as well. I definitely desire Rin Tohsaka, that's something I'll freely admit.

After some time I end the kiss, Rin steps back and puts her hand to her lips. With a red face and a shaky voice she mutters in disbelief. "My first kiss..." Her voice comes out weirdly, because she's out of breath. It's incredibly sexy to be honest.

I give her a thumbs up. "That was my first too! So let's keep sharing firsts! I'll take your all, I'll take you to your first date, I'll be your first love, I'll be the first guy to bang you and the first guy to fill you up with cum, and I'll the first guy to stretch your ass with my dick." I nod to myself. "The first and only guy to do any of those things of course."

Rin looks like smoke is coming out of her ears. "How can you say that type of stuff!? Have some sha-!" She's cutoffs by the opening of a door. It seems someone came over here, and we immediately focus our attention at them.

It's my blue haired classmate, Shinji Matou. And he looks quite out of breath too, has he been running to get here? Well, he definitely wasn't looking for us, because everyone knew were we went to. Which means he either decided to come here suddenly, or he spent some time building up courage.

I can see Rin's face visibly shift into annoyance, her blush disappearing. "Oh, it's you Shinji." Her tone sounds disgusted, like someone who just saw something they didn't want to in a porn site... How does he invoke these feelings and I don't!?

Shinji points at her. "I came to save you Tohsaka! Don't worry, these brutish Campione won't lay a finger on you!" Oh, so he does know my status... Also I laid much more than a finger on her.

Rin crosses her arms. "A bit late don't you think? Me and my boyfriend here just finished swapping spit." Boyfriend!? You hate Shinji so much that you're willing to call yourself my girlfriend!? "Maybe if you spent less time being an awful brother you could have gotten here faster." I feel like there's a personal grudge here...

Shinji is shaking. "B-but... something like this shouldn't have happened..." I can almost see the Taimanin bad ends running through his mind. It makes me feel kinda bad for him Honestly.

He stops shaking. "I-I can still save you Tohsaka!" He now points at me. "I challenge you to a duel! I don't care if you're a Campione or not, you're just a nobody in the end!" For real? This guy is challenging me?

I roll my eyes. "Sure, kill me and you can have Tohsaka, lose and I'll put an end to your family or something. I'll even lower my physical abilities to the level of a normal human to make this fair." Rin and Shinji looked shocked at the word kill.

What were they expecting? This is a duel after all... Actually, I can sort of understand it, but I'm a competitive guy, if Shinji wants to challenge me then he better be ready for it. Tohsaka is my woman after all.

Shinii is trembling now, and because of that Rin snorts. "Hah, he does kinda need to learn a lesson." Please remember that I'm the sexual harasser here. "But don't kill him or an-" She's cutoff yet again. This time is because of the sound of buzzing, like there's hundreds of insects around me.

I don't exactly feel scared, but I do walk closer to Rin... She's the normal girl here after all. Shinji however, looks terrified. "N-no way! Just because of a spat!?" Oh boy, I feel like I'm about to get involved with politics.

The buzzing all joins in one source, an old man appears. He looks terrifyingly ugly, and he immediately... bows...? "My greatest apologies King of the Rising Sun, it appears my foolish grandson did not understand how above him you truly are." His respectful tone surprises me to my core. Shinji and Rin seem equally surprised as well.

Nonetheless he doesn't stop talking. "I'll punish him in any way you desire, but I beg of thee and your immense and endless splendor to spare our family." Eh? Eh!? "If it pleases you I shall send my granddaughter to become your woman as an apology, she is blooming to be quite beautiful, and she will follow your every order."

Rin's eyes immediately widen. "You're talking about Sakura!? Don't just give her up to this massive creep!" Oh, you're certainly courageous, screaming at bug man like that. I kinda respect it though.

Bug man completely ignores her, awaiting my response, so I give him a thumbs. "Sure man, all is forgiven." The old man visible sighs out of relief. Sorry Shinji, turns out I stole your sister as well.

The old homunculus looked completely and utterly stressed. "A Campione... They always appear at the worst times." He thought, remembering the last times Campione had stepped foot upon Fuyuki, the home of his greatest desire...

First there was that time in the Third Holy Grail War, where his family planned to summon a god of evil... They succeeded, Angra Mainyu was mighty indeed, a true god. A invincible god...

If the Third Reich hadn't tried stealing the grail, then surely everything would have went perfectly. Thankfully the Campione of China put a quick stop to that... And to the war as well. She challenged and slaughtered every servant, including the god of darkness.

And then there was the Fourth War, the one where Kiritsu Emiya, the bastard, was hired. In that one the Campione was much less stressful, the mighty Luo Hao made her appearance again, deemed every servant unworthy and killed that blasted eldritch thing summoned by Caster. Thankfully she declared she would interfere with the ritual no more, deeming it boring.

Nonetheless it was an undeniable show of strength, constantly reminding the old homunculus the power of Campione... And now, according to his ever trustworthy networks of information, Japan had finally obtained its king.

It was a testament to the Einzbern that a few hours after the fact, they learned that the boy had ascended. And soon after they learned that a Tohsaka was to be his mistress... And then a Matou. His spies truly deserved immense praise, sadly right now all the cold homunculus felt was despair.

An invincible alliance, surely the winner of the upcoming war will either be the Tohsaka or the Matou. Even should his family succeed in summoning a god again, they would just be feeding the newborn with more power.. Or worst case scenario, bringing another Campione to Japan.

Sure, Luo Hao had stated she would not taint her feet with such lands again, but perhaps that would change at the appearance of a god. And that's without accounting for the existence of the others... The King of Italy was known to enjoy battle for example.

The old homunculus sighed, the solution was simple, now there was one question... "Can Illyasviel look attractive enough?" He could only hope this Campione had some... unusual tastes. "Damn it, if only we had not experimented on her!" Irisviel was quite a beauty...

Hopefully she wouldn't roll in her grave about the fact that her daughter will be offered as a harlot. It can't be helped though, the Einzberns would need to make Yato Shibata at least neutral in this conflict after all.

Hopefully he likes the young snow fairy enough to support her above the others...

AN: Zouken is in kind of a weird situation, he doesn't know if Yato can kill him since his authority is unknown... But all Yato has to do is make one call to the Waver and hundreds of mages will be after his ass, trying to curry favor with Yato. But hey, it's not like selling Sakura is bad for him anyways, hopefully Yato grows attached!

Also as you can see I completely changed the lore of Campione births... They're now essentially mini-Types. By the way, this timeline is neither Fate, nor Tsuki, nor Strange Fake. It's one where Gaya and Alaya are strangely close... Almost like tsun lovers... Exactly like tsun lovers. Gaia and Alaya are fucking.

Doni is their favorite child btw, though they will never say outloud, they're good parents! In fact they're such good parents that if some creeps starts preying on one of their babies, Fou and an army of EMIYA's will pay that creep a visit.