"Yo, Yato Shibata here!" Someone knocked on the door, so I went to check because the rest of my family is being lazy. That said, I now consider the act of opening a door sacred, that's because it once lead me to becoming rich.
What I see outside is a cute girl, one who reminds me of Tohsaka. She's wearing the uniform of a middle schooler, and appropriately... Her boobs are very small! But my instincts tell me that they will grow a lot in the future!
Slowly she looks at me. "Hello Lord Shibata. I'm Sakura Matou, my grandfather told me to come here." Her voice sounds cold and her eyes are empty... A kuudere! She's a real life kuudere! Awesome, I need as many archetypes as I can have after all.
I give her a thumbs up. "Nice to meet ya Sakura, by the way, just call me Yato or Senpai or something." Normally I would like the lord thing, but my parents are home, so... "Please drop the lord." I don't want them questioning that. Though I guess I'm only delaying the inevitable.
Sakura nods. "Okay, Senpai." She didn't object to me at all. Well, Bug Man did say she would obey my every order... Then again, calling me Senpai isn't exactly mission impossible, but give me a break, I'm just excited to have a new girlfriend! Before killing a god, I could never score a date, but now I have two concubines!
I motion for to enter. "Come in, let's go to my room." Where sex will happen! But not really, my parents are home after all, and it would be embarrassing if they heard us! Also I barely know my new cumdumpster, so I would like to talk with her first.
She walks in, the moment she does, my father who was reading a book spots her. "Is that your girlfriend Yato? Why is she a middle schooler? Is that your thing?" Shut up anime protagonist man! By the way, my father is a freak of nature with rainbow hair and heterocromia, with one red eye and another pink eye.
Basically he's a weirdo, completely different from my mom who looks normal. Which is why even the cold kuudere Sakura widens her eyes at the sight of him. I'm glad father can surprise even anime stereotypes.
I sigh to his question. "Yes dad, it's my girlfriend, and yes she's a middle schooler. But like, I'm in my first year of high school, it's not that weird." Hopefully. "Hey Sakura, how much younger than me are you again?" I look at Bug Man's offer.
She's still staring at my father with terror in her eyes, but she does answer. "I'm one year younger than you Senpai." Then it's all good! Besides, if this was an eroge, I'm sure a warning would say that every character is above the age of consent.
I look back to my dad. "See? Everything is well and dandy... How do you even know her uniform is that of a middle schooler anyways?" Sakura definitely didn't go to the same school I did when I was her age, so her uniform is completely different.
My father laughs. "Oh, that's because I made your mom wear one for sex!" Lalalala! I'm not hearing a damn thing! "And speaking of sex, make sure to wear condoms, I'm not helping any dumbass teen parents!" Damn it, my dreams of raw dogging Sakura! Gone to the wind...
The girl actually looks... angry? "But..." She almost objects, but stops herself. What kind of amazing girl did Bug Man sends my way!? She's definitely a rare treasure. And before I can comment on it, the doorbell rings.
Dad sends me a look. "If it's that Yakuza guy again, tell him my wife's abilities to end his life have not diminished at all." He then shouts. "Sweetie, you still remember your abilities as an super assassin right!?"
I hear my mom from far away respond. "Yes Dear! Are the Yakuza back? If they are just call me and I'll teach them a lesson!" Please stop bullying the grandfather of my teacher, she might cry.
Sakura shows no reaction to my father's assassin remarks... Now I'm beginning to worry about her kuudere levels being straight up dangerous! Well, my family isn't that bad, they're average all things considered.
Nonetheless, Ignore their chatter and go get the door, opening I see... "Oh, hey Rin." It appears my other girlfriend has come here! Awesome, now I can introduce her to dad too. Hopefully she will get along with Sakura.
Speaking of her, the moment Sakura sees Rin, her eyes widen. "Big s- Tohsaka-Senpai?" The appearance of my first concubine has surprised her even more than my father's existence! Why though?
Rin pouts. "Hey Sakura." Then she glares at me. "So you took Zouken's offer huh..." I assume that's Bug Man. "You damned piece of shit...!" But it was Bug Man that offered in the first place! I didn't do anything bad, also I haven't even touched Sakura inappropriately yet.
I cross my arms and pout right back. "Whatever Rin, just come in since you're here too... By the way, how did you know the perfect time to show up anyways?" Did Zouken told her what time Sakura would come here? He didn't even told me!
Rin blushes. "I-I just knew! I definitely wasn't following Sakura around or anything, because I have better things to do!" Oh well, obviously! Rin would need to be a super loser to just stalk Sakura around like that!
Rin enters and Sakura makes a questioning face, hesitantly she asks me. "Senpai, why is Tohsaka-Senpai here anyways? I... don't want to do it when she's here..." Ah, someone is a little shy huh?
Rin blushes as usual. "Don't worry Sakura, you won't need to do anything because I'm here to keep watch over you! This creep won't touch a single finger on your hair!" I don't exactly have a hair fetish anyways.
I completely ignore Rin, waving her off, and answer Sakura. "Ah, that's because Rin is my concubine who lives only to bring me carnal pleasure, so don't worry about sharing a bed with her." Even if we still haven't had sex!
Rin sputters. "S-shut up you idiot! I'm not letting yo-" I cut her off, because I must put an end to her sad delusions before she begins acting like Sakura's elder brother.
"Rin, you know you being here basically just means a threesome right? This isn't a sacrifice your body kinda thing." Though I'm not planning to have sex today... Again, my parents are here.
A shiver runs down Rin's body. "You really are a hopeless pervert... but... but... I can't just let Sakura face you alone." Be glad you were not born in a mindbreak hentai, you wouldn't last a second.
Through our conversation, Sakura has remained emotionless, the second she heard Rin is my concubine though, a strange smile appeared on her face. "I'm certain everything will be fine now that I-we belong to Senpai, Tohsaka-Senpai." Her tone is weird, it sounds almost... spiteful?
Rin looks shocked. "S-Sakura... Excuse me, but what do you mean by that? I think I didn't quite understand it." I think Sakura just confessed to being a little freak. I respect it honestly.
My Kouhai's smile doesn't disappear, it looks even creepier than her previous blank expression. "I mean that we both now belong to Senpai, mind and body... specially body. There's no use struggling against it, since even grandfather is scared of him." How are you the descendant of such an ugly Bug Man!? You're so cute!
Rin's face is as red as a tomato. "I-I-I...!" She takes a moment to calm herself down. "Don't just accept this Sakura, have some pride as a magus!" With that, my Kouhai's smile gets even wider and creepier... I'm beginning to think kuudere might not actually be her archetype.
Before Sakura can respond to Rin though, my father interjects. "Yato, who's there are the door? Was is the Yakuza?" My first concubine's eyes widen at that, she sends me a questioning look and to that I can only shrug.
Nonetheless she enters, once she sees my father, she freezes though. He awaits her to regain her senses with a smug grin on his face, it seems my father is used to this reaction. In fact he's happy to break minds like that.
Slowly and hesitantly Rin bows. "I'm Rin Tohsaka, Mister Shibata, a classmate of your son." Also my whore! Approved by British mages or whatever. Also, I'm surprised you're being so respectful, but I guess he is the father of a Campione. Me. I'm the Campione.
Dad nods. "I see, please take care of my son, he's a weirdo with bad morals, but that's his mother's fault, not his." Hey, don't blame mom! She's the best ever! Though she is admittedly... quirky.
Rin slowly nods. "Right. I will do my best Mister Shibata." She then begins muttering. "And I can definitely see the bad morals." How though? I haven't done anything particularly bad, I received the okay to everything!
I raise a hand. "By the way Dad, Rin is also my girlfriend." See, I don't aim exclusively for middle schoolers! In fact I don't aim for middle schoolers at all! I'm not a weirdo like that damn it!
Sakura pouts...? It's hard to tell since her expressions are so muted. "We are not your girlfriends, we are your whor-" I put my hand over her mouth, stopping Sakura, once I take it off she starts talking again. "We are his girlfriends..." Why do you sound sad about saying that!?
Dad nods. "I see... Okay then, the rules still apply, if you do it raw, and a baby is born... I'll be very disappointed! I have never been disappointed with you before Yato, so don't change that now!" B-but I want to make Rin a teen mom!
Rin gasps, she's blushing. Again. I feel like her life has been a rollercoaster recently. "What's with these weir-" She stops herself before insulting my family though. Smart concubine.
Suddenly realization hits my father's eyes, he shouts. "Dear, Yato got a girlfriend! She's a middle schooler too!" One year younger damn it! Stop acting like I brought a loli here or something!
Mom shouts back. "Ah, that's nice! Did you tell him about the condom thing? I'm not helping any teen parents!" Even you won't give me support!? It's over...
Father responds. "I told him! By the way, he has two girlfriends, the other one is a high schooler too!" At least this won't let to accusations. Seriously, Sakura doesn't look much younger than me...
Mother's tone sounds disappointed. "Ah, I see. He didn't aim exclusively for middle schoolers..." Of course I didn't. "By the way, the condom thing still applies!" But I don't wanna! Though once mom says something, I better follow it.
Dad then suddenly gives me a serious look. "And speaking of by the ways... Yato are you selling drugs?" Where did this come from!? I haven't even met a drug dealer in my entire life!
I pout. "I'm not, where did that idea even come from anyways? Though I guess Tohsaka does look like someone that would inject weird stuff in her veins." The girl in question gives me an incredulous look, but I definitely feel I'm right!
Father hums. "Well, it's just that you bought a bunch of super expensive stuff recently, like a new TV and that Playstation 2 thingy..." Ah! My father actually noticed I'm wasting money I shouldn't have! "And you now also have two girlfriends, when I know for a fact that you haven't even kissed someone until presumably recently..." Why would drugs matter in that case though!?
He makes a thinking pose. "It actually reminds me of something... Remember that time when you were young, and you confessed to a girl that rejected you so bad you started crying?" I was nine, and yes I'll never forget! "She said something like 'only if hell freezes over, pig'. Impressive vocabulary for a young girl, specially for a foreigner who was visiting... Her name was Luviage-something right?"
I sigh. "Whatever dad, it's clear you're just trying to embarrass me." He smirks, proving me right. "Let's just go upstairs, Rin, Sakura." With that, Rin trembles and Sakura's smile reaches a new level of creepiness... I might be starting to see why she shares blood with Bug Man.
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"So what movies do you guys wanna watch? I bought a bunch because I love wasting money." Being rich is a blessing, specially since I could call Waver and ask for more money at any moment.
Sakura gives me a weird look, and then starts taking off her shirt. I would like to say something, but I'm paralyzed at the sight of her slowly removing her own clothes like that, it's way too much stimulation for a virgin.
Sadly Rin puts a stop to heaven. "Wait a second Sakura! This idiot just started talking about movies, we aren't gonna do anything lewd!" But now I kinda want to! Don't blame me, she put the idea in my head.
Sakura tilts her head. "I believe we will watch movies while having sex." Rin blushes bright red, while Sakura looks at me. "I'm correct aren't I? Oh, but if you want for me to say clothed during it, it's fine too." Ah, that's kinda hot.
I make a thinking pose. "Actually I was thinking more about just watching movies normally until it was time to sleep." Tohsaka sighs in relief, while Sakura blinks in disbelief. Though I will definitely spice things up with something lewd now!
Rin smiles. "See Sakura? Nothing like that will happen, so... so... so don't go undressing yourself!" It cute that you think you will escape sex! It will happen eventually, it's just that I also want to enjoy the other aspects of having a girlfriend.
Sakura nods. "Okay... But at what time may I make my return home Senpai?" Oh right, I guess I should probably think about that... Just letting Sakura walk home super late might be dangerous.
I shrug. "At no time. Because both you and Rin are sleeping here tonight." I might also molest Rin and Sakura during this night, but that's another conversation. Anyways, I've decided on my solution.
Rin crosses her arms. "No way! I have things to do you know? Magecraft to pratice! I can't just stay here because you feel like it!" The whole point of me being a Campione is people following my orders because I feel like it.
I wave her off. "Nope, you're sleeping here tonight. End of story." Besides, we don't have school tomorrow anyways, so it should be fine! Though next time I'll plan stuff like this better, to not inconvenience them.
Rin grits her teeth and looks down, Sakura however seems strangely happy. "Okay Senpai, let's watch lots and lots of movies." I sit on my bed and nod. I have a bunch that I haven't watched yet, so I'm looking forward to it.
It's strange, having money I mean. Before becoming a Campione I had to carefully think about the movies and games I wanted, but now I can just buy a bunch of stuff for the hell of it... In a way it makes those movies and games feel less special.
But that's fine, I'm still happy with them. It's just a change that I'm getting used to it. Besides, I now also have two girlfriends, and that's not something many people can claim, specially since Sakura and Rin are absolutely breathtaking.
I smile. "By the way, now I do want some degree of lewdness. So Rin take off your skirt, you're gonna be sitting on my lap with only your panties and your shirt while we watch." I wonder if I will survive having all that blood go to my dick.
Rin immediately denies me. "Heck no! You just said we weren't gonna do anything perverted... so... I don't want to do that!" Well, fair enough. She is right that I said that, so forcing her would be mean.
Time to aim at the second cute girl in this room! "Sakura, please take off your skirt then, then sit on my lap just like I instructed Rin." I wander how big Sakura's butt is? Either way, it's definitely a worthy rival to my first concubine.
My Kouhai nods. "Okay Senpai. My panties are just boring white ones though." That's more than fine! And with my thumbs up, she starts to slowly pull her skirt down, without any hesitation at all... Bug Man was right, she really is willing to follow my every order.
Sadly, my Concubine puts an end to the age of Kouhai. "S-stop Sakura! I... I will do it instead!" Okay, I guess. I thought you didn't want to, but I'll definitely accept your sudden horniness with all my heart.
Sakura has a slight smug grin on her face. "Are you sure Tohsaka-Senpai? Do you really want to feel Senpai harden his member against you? It's gonna twitch and twitch, and Senpai's hands might wander aro-"
Rin shouts back, interrupting her. "I get it! Stop describing it like that!" And then with one burst of courage, she takes off her panties in one fell swoop. "Let's just get this thing over with already!" Black nice. Ah! They're black panties! That's super nice!
I immediately start getting hard at the sight, and it doesn't help anything that Rin slowly sits on my lap, muttering frustratingly the entire way. "Stupid perv..." Her butt feels amazing against me.
So I can only hug her from behind. "You're the best Rin!" Then I also look at Sakura, who for some reason looks like she has just seen Nirvana. "And you're the best too Sakura!" She was okay with sitting on my lap after all.
"I'm glad you think so. Please have plenty of fun with Tohsaka-Senpai."
AN: Sakura is here! She's pretty different from what we see of her in the normal series, but that's because this is Sakura pre-Shirou broken arm. Which means a lot of her nice personality hasn't bloomed yet. It's hard to be a cute supportive housewife when you're busy in the wormpit after all.
Also Yato's parents! They actually exist and matter, contrary to Yuta's.