"Hey! I'm home!" I slowly open the door to my house. I'm not returning alone either... "And I brought a new concubine with me!" That's because my new guide decided to follow me for today. Which is scary, mostly because Fujimura-Sensei normally goes to her house, and yet today Shiro won't be there.
The red haired girl is blushing, as always it looks cute with her red hair. "Yato, don't go saying stuff like that...!" It's okay though, I did tell her my parents are aware of my situation. Though I imagine Shiro doesn't know how to act around parents in general... due to obvious reasons.
Instead of being greeted by my parents, what I am instead greeted by is... "Hello Lord Shibata. It pleases me to see you in good health." Waver! He's finally here, which means a new cute girl has reached Fuyuki!
Shiro raises an eyebrow. "Who...?" Right, she doesn't know him. I ignore that for now though, and rush in without any hesitation at all, I'm curious about who he brought, also I want my shirt. I gotta say though, I'm glad I tols my parents about my Campione morning this morning, or things would have been awkward!
As I enter the living room, I see three people sitting down. It's my dad, calmly sipping cofee, and the two guests, they're drinking tea instead. First there's Waver, he looks the same as always, just with more gray hair. The second one...
Waver gets ten points in his cute girl choices! It's a blonde girl with amber eyes and big tits! Already an amazing combination, but she's also a foreigner with drill hair! Like an Ojou-Sama! The clock tower truly is a place of mistery and wonder... For some reason I fell a chill run down my spine when I take a look at her though.
My dad sends me a smile. "Look who showed up Yato, it's your childhood friend!" My childhood friend? Don't tell me... I have had two childhood friends throughout my great, amazing life. One of them was some girl who I forgot the name of, she cried a lot. The other one was the one who rejected me really badly... I cried a lot!
I'm guessing this is the first one? Hopefully? "Yo... So did Waver bring you here?" How did he know!? It's kind of crazy if it was just a coincidence... Though I guess both of childhood friends were pretty rich foreigners. Mom and dad worked for them for a while, and that's how we met after all.
The girl pouts, she looks incredibly cute when doing so, this girl really is amazing, a match for Rin even! "What a cold rece-" And then she gets cut off by Waver. A single glare is all it takes to silence her... My handler must have quite the serious reputation back in Britain
Waver nods. "Indeed, she volunteered to come actually, since you two have history... She's a student in my class by the way." I see, so that's how the two of you know each other. "By the way Lord Shibata, are you going to introduce your new... concubine?" The blonde girl blushes at that. Cute. She's way too cute. Who knew my crybaby friend would turnout like this.
I look to the side and see that an awkward looking Shiro has entered, she's sending looks of confusion towards my father, as expected. Honestly, I'm surprised Waver isn't having more of a reaction, sure Crybaby is used to him, so that explains her, but... Let's just say Waver must live an eventful life.
I motions towards my new concubine. "This is Shiro Emiya, a magus." My childhood friend and dad raise an eyebrow, Waver however goes completely pale... Did he just realize dad's weird appearance!? "We have been friends for a while, but I decided to make her my concubine today!" I won't talk about how I groped her of course, my dad and Waver are here! That would be embarrassing!
The wannabe hero of justice sends them a weak wave. "Hey... I'm Yato's new..." A blush appears on her face. "Concubine, as you know. It's a pleasure to meet everyone here...?" At least she isn't trying to pick fights with them this time! Honestly, attacking me was such an overreaction!
My dad sends her a smile. "Hello, I'm Yato's dad, Yaboku." I hate when you say our names for some reason. "Please sit down, actually that applies to you as well Yato." We nod and take a sit, Shiro sits beside me, and in my position I'm right in front of my childhood friend.
Dad continues, looking at Shiro. "Thanks for keeping an eye on my son Emiya." His expression grows colder. "But make sure your father doesn't forget 'that'... Or I might have to remind him." This is weird! Father is making the weird scary face mom sometimes makes!
Shiro tilts her head. "My father...? Did you know Kiritsugu?" I thought you were an orpha- Oh right, your biological parents. "I never thought I would just randomly stumble on someone that knew the old man... He wasn't exactly popular after all..." Waver holds back a snort.
My father sighs. "Yeah, I get that. From the way you're talking, I'm guessing he's dead?" She nods in response. "I see... Let's just say me and your father rarely got along, though we weren't enemies either. He was a magus after all, I'm just a normal guy." Yep!
Waver's eyes are open wide. "You knew Kiritsugu Emiya? I was under the impression you were truly an average person sir." Shiro looks confused, I'm guessing it's because another person clearly knows her dad?
The old form of Crybaby crosses her arms. "Well, I always knew Mr. Yaboku wasn't just an average joe, we contacted him just before the fourth war after all... For treasure hunting, if I'm remembering right?" Treasure hunting!? I knew my mom used to be an assassin, but this is truly crazy!
My dad chuckles. "I remember... They wanted some treasure from Japan, something relating to a god. Your parents were probably getting ready to cheat on the Fourth Holy Grail War. I found a broken mirror of Amaterasu, but they gave up on summoning the gal... Well, I don't care, they paid me anyways." So Crybaby was here because of the Holy Grail War?
Dad slowly gets up, looking at Waver. "And don't worry about me Lord El-Melloi II, most people think I'm normal." He then smiles. "And they're right! I'm just a normal dude. Gotta say though, finding something belonging to both Diarmuid and Iskandar for your predecessor was fun. Pretty fulfilling gig." Waver's jaw has hit the floor.
To be honest I don't really get what dad is talking about at all, nonetheless he pats my head with a smile. "Anyways, I'm going out to hit the town! Your mom already went ahead of me anyways... I just didn't want to leave your girlfriend alone with these guys." Right Caren! Where is she anyways!
Like a terrifying ghost, Caren walks into the living room. She has a big smile on for some reason. "Welcome back Yato..." Her face slowly shifts towards Shiro. "And Miss Fresh Meat." Aren't all humans fresh meat when you think about it?
As father leaves, waving his hand in goodbye. Caren steals his spot on the table. "I was waiting for you my Lord! We have much to discuss..." She then slowly whispers in my ear. "Your father told me her story in secret... Do you not seek revenge?" Revenge for what? Crybaby never did anything wrong... I'm not Broly, I won't start hating her for crying out loud.
Shiro looks at Caren like she's seeing an alien. Or a goblin. "Hello...? My name is Shiro Emiya, it's a pleasure to meet you." She extends a hand to compliment her, since both girls are sitting to my different sides, it's a bit awkward, but doable.
Caren chuckles. "I know who you are... Because I heard it from the bathroom." Why did you say it so obviously though!? At least I know where you were. "But you don't know who I am. In fact I'm a complete unknown to you." Please shake her hand! Please don't awkwardly leave her hanging!
Caren continues, still leaving her hanging. "Welcome to the house of a Demon King, be happy Shiro Emiya. Your wish has been fulfilled...! Here you shall stop thinking, and find happiness! There's no need to pursue fake dreams anymore." What are you even talking about?
Still, Shiro looks completely shocked, and... angry? "Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about." She's definitely angry! And confused, just like me. I'm pretty sure this is the first time they have met, so I don't know how Caren is managing to piss off Shiro already.
My third concubine chuckles. "Indeed, I do not know what I'm talking about. I never heard of you before to be honest, but you have an aura about you... faker. Sister Kiara would consume your flesh before you even realized what was happening." I think she mentioned that name before...
Caren never shakes Shiro's hand until the end, it's super awkward. "Nonetheless, my name is Caren Hortensia. Make sure to feed my king well, you... good person." I see Caren is just being a little weirdo as usual, why can't she be normal like her father?
Shirou pulls her hand back. "I see how Yato is like this... With friend like these..." She sighs. "I don't even want to know what Tohsaka's true nature is like." Don't worry, Rin's true nature is hiding anything remotely embarassing with loud shouting.
Suddenly Crybaby starts to laugh. "Ohohohoho!" She actually has an Ojou-Sama laugh!? Is this girl real, and not a robot made of magic by Waver!? There is no way someone this perfect could actually exist right. "You made quite the harem Yato. Full of... special people I see." She then grits her teeth. "Even a Tohsaka." She knows Rin?
A smile appears on her face. "Though I suppose it's a fact that the Tohsaka are only good as bedwarmers... maybe too good even." On that I have to agree! Rin's body is perfect, and she learned how to do a blowjob very quickly. "Anyways, I'm glad to see you are in good health Yato." I'm also glad about that!
I send her a smile. "I'm really happy to see you doing well too." Even if I don't remember much of my time with Crybaby. To be honest, just the fact that she hasn't burst into tears already shows great promise...
Honestly, I'm beginning to think about not even making her my concubine. The sheer shock and happiness of serving me, might make Crybaby cry! And then like a drug addict relapsing, she won't come back to being normal easily.
Crybaby chuckles. "I have to confess however, I never imagined you would turn out to be a Campione..." She looks down. "Actually with the way you are, I used to think that someday I would have to gracefully sweep in and save you from a massive debt you owe to a shady group or something..." Wow, she would be willing to pay for my debts? Cool. I don't see why Waver is glaring at her while looking scared.
He starts muttering. "We are so lucky this one is just Flat version two... If this was Luo Hao, we would have died right now." I recognize that name, she's the Campione who intervened on the previous Grail Wars... She would kill someone for paying their debts!? What a nutjob!
Crybaby waves him off. "It's fine, it's fine. It's just like I told you Lord El-Melloi II, Yato and I were close friends during our childhood." Yep! Even if I don't remember your name... How do I non-awkwardly ask for her name? "Um... I wonder, how about joining my family for a hunt one of these days Yato? The Edelfelt will always welcome you." I wanna die.
She is not Crybaby! She's not Crybaby at all! She's the woman who turned me into a crybaby! Luviagelita Edelfelt, my eternal enemy! Okay, I'm summoning Sekki and killing her and Waver. The reasonable course of action...
No! I must not be that type of guy! Mom and dad told me in the past that there's nothing wrong about someone rejecting another person...! It's not Luvia's fault she didn't feel what a felt, and sure, she was mean, but... that's fine too. Being rude is not a crime. Still, now that I'm a Campione, rejection has been erased from my vocabulary...
No! Yato is not a mega loser! He's a mega winner! So I'll just act like nothing ever happened... And I'm definitely not glaring at her. "Um... Did I say something wrong Yato? You're glaring at me." I'm sorry! I cannot control my heart, and my heart bleeds from that time I was rejected years ago as a child! Even someone like me can see how pathetic that is...
People say you never forget your first love, but I didn't know people also never forget their first rejection. Still I try to put in a fake smile. "Everything is fine, Luviagelita Edelfelt." I wanna call her Luvia, but what if she gets offended and makes me cry again!? I don't want to cry!
Luvia is sweating. "I see...?" She's sweating! Why is she sweating!? Is the air conditioner not working!? Is she gonna make me cry because I let her sweat!? I don't wanna cry! Ah, come back dad!
Waver fakes a cough, though he is sending a glare towards Luvia. "Anyways, allow me to introduce myself towards your... concubine, she wasn't here when I arrived after all." Oh right, Shiro has no idea who Waver is, though I assume he introduced himself to Caren at least.
I give him a nod and Waver looks at Shiro. "I am Waver Velvet, also known as Lord El-Mellou II... The II is important, don't forget it." He sends a straining smile towards her, he seems scared... Maybe because I'm still glaring at Luvia? Ah, I need to stop glaring at her already!
The blonde puts a open palm in her chest. "I'm Luviagelita Edelfelt, and I don't hold any crazy titles just yet... Feel free to call me Luvia." Her eyes keep going from Shiro to me, probably because of my gla- damn it all!
Shiro raise an eyebrow while looking at me, then she goes back to looking at the Clock Tower duo. "It's nice to meet you all. Though I'm mostly here to stop Yato from doing anything too stupid..." Waver sends her a look full of disbelief, did him realize she's secretly stupid already?
Caren suddenly chuckles. "So this is how the wolf looks when stalking for poor sheep~." The nun then get really close to me, she's basically throwing herself unto my body. "You look hot Yato." Eh!? What's with this sudden compliment!? It's so forward too!
Caren then turns around to a trembling Luvia, she's trembling probably because I can't keep my eyes of her. The nun then starts to bite the air... But why though!? Are you the wolf in this case!? Why is the air sheep!? Have you finally gone insane, or did Shiro's dumbness rub off onto you!?
Waver immediately gets up. "One moment please...!" His voice sounds panicked as he puts his hand on Luvia's shoulder and forces her to get up too. "Follow me Edelfelt...!" A shaking Luvia obeys his orders and they leave for the kitchen.
I breathe a sigh of relief, now that Luvia has left I immediately feel calmer. I can't, nor should I blame her for simply following her heart, but I must follow my heart too, and it tells me that Luvia is super duper scary. She's like a bomb of spite that could go off at any minute!
Shiro crosses her arms and glares at me for some reason. "Don't do it Yato. It will be bad." Don't do what!? I can't read your little dumb head! "You were scaring both Luvia and Mr. Velvet back there, seriously, they left the room trembling..." I know.
I sigh. "You're right sorry. I'm trying to control my emotions right now, but I'm failing horrible at it. Thanks for putting my head in the right place Shiro." I send her a smile, I don't know what she thinks I'll do... But she's right that I'm scaring them for no real reason other than me being dumb... dumber than usual.
Suddenly Shiro blushes. "You... apologized...?" I nod, and somehow her face becomes even redder. "This can work! This will work...! I knew it was the fault of the bad influences around you!" The only bad influence around me might be you...
Suddenly Caren begins whispering in my ear. "Force yourself on your childhood friend." Eh!? Where did this come from!? "She rejected you when you were kids right? And now you're feeling guilty about it affecting you to this day right? You think it's pathetic right?" She's reading me like an open book! No, it's even worse than that, she's reading me like I'm a open Yato!
She continues, a grin on her face. "It's fine to feel like that Yato. You're a Campione, so if something displeases you, no matter how small... Make it disappear, before it becomes a bigger issue." Huh... You are making a lot of sense... "Take that Luvia girl and pump her full of kids, that will teach her she shouldn't be so casual with a Campione she disrespected..." So much sense...
Suddenly Shirou spooks Caren away by waving her hands close to her. "Go away you bad influence!" Then she puts one hand on my shoulder. "Remember Yato, with great power comes great responsibility!" Like in Spider-Man! I love that guy! Now Shiro is also making sense...
Nonetheless, Caren tries to shift the balance again. "Please imagine Luviagelita Edelfelt with little piggy ears and and a little piggy tail, oinking about how she submits to you." She says everything in a bland tone, nonetheless it affects me to my very core.
Shiro opens her mouth to respond, but before that Waver and Luvia come back to the room. They immediately bow, and Waver begins speaking. "My greatest apology if we disrespected you in some way Lord Shibata..." This is awkward, but now at least I'm not glaring at Luvia.
Both Shiro and Caren made me accept the shame of the past, so I just wave off Waver. "It's fine, don't worry. By the way, how is everything going on my stuff?" I have been waiting for so long for them... It's unfair damn it!
Waver fakes a cough. "Everything is finished Lord Yato, I told your father the location of the mansions, and you could move there tomorrow even..." I ignore Shiro's surprised look and rejoice at the fact I can finally live alone with my harem! Actually I might live a little longer with my parents, because they're my parents and I love them. "Also I brought your shirt." Cool. Though I don't really care that much about it. "Do you have any new requests Lord Shibata?" Oh boy, do I!
For some reason, both Caren and Shiro send me expectant looks as I begin to list off my demands. "Okay, so I want a castle on Fuyuki! 'Cause Illya also has one... She's my other concubine by the way, an Einzbern. Also I want a castle on the center of London. A newly built one of course." Caren pouts while Shiro sighs in relief and... happiness? For some reason.
Luvia's eyes are open wide for some reason, she begins muttering. "To think litte Yato could have such influence over the world..." I just asked for two castles, it's no big deal. Illya has two too, so I know it's doable!
Waver's mouth twitches. "You want me to build a castle in the center of London?" I nod, it looks like Waver wants to cry. "At least he's not stealing ancient objects... It will be done Lord Shibata. Please look forward to two beautiful castles." Yay!
But there's one more. "Also I want Luvia as my concubine!" I decided that the past doesn't matter! I mean, it does, but now Luvia can't reject me, and she's a hot blonde girl who I want to dick down. And as a Campione, I do whatever I want.
Shiro immediately glares at a very smug looking Caren. "Damn you...! And I was so close to making him less awful too!" Don't worry Shiro, I don't get why you're angry at Caren, but be happy. Your guidance actually guided me after all! Because I remembered that Spider-Man also had a hot blonde girlfriend, and I want to be like him!
Luvia takes a step back while blushing. "Hey, wait a minute! Seriously wait a minute! Where did this come from Yato!?" From your big boobs! And also your very pleasant personality... "Don't just stand there smiling, seriously what did I do wrong!? You were glaring at me for no reason before too!" Ah, she's onto me!
Waver smiles. "Got it Lord Shibata. The cow of the Edelfelt is yours, use her as you please." The cow? Is Luvia secretly a cow!? Can cows become real people...? Still, I'm happy I got the okay so easy, now Luvia's opinion doesn't matter!
The girl in question sends a confused look towards Waver. "Why are you so okay with this!? Also don't call me cow!" So are you a cow or not!? The world is full of different people, so I don't want to be judgemental...
The lord grins. "I called you cow because you cheated on your last essay, don't think I didn't see it. You got a zero by the way, obviously." That's really bad. "Also, why did you think I brought you here in the first place? Why did you think I made sure Reines wouldn't follow me? Why I left Gray back home?" Because paying for international travel is expensive...?
Luvia is stuttering. "Y-you... y-you set up y-your own damn s-student!?" Wow, Waver is really smart for pulling that off! I think, I don't really get what's going on as usual, though I'm happy Luvia is now my girlfriend.
Waver sends her an apologetic look. "Sorry, but you were the one spewing stuff about how he was your childhood friend or whatever. Enjoy your new life spreading your legs right beside Tohsaka." I feel like you take a lot of joy out of this...
This is the second time Waver sells me a very feisty, prideful woman as a sex slave. Huh, neat. Waver is a cool guy.
AN: After eleven chapters, this bastard finally escaped its containment thread! Also Luvia is finally here!