"I... don't think that will be possible Senpai. Sorry..." And so my second concubine casually rejects my invitation. "I doubt grandfather will simply let me leave indefinitely." Screw him then! Besides the guy literally sold me you, why would he be against this?
Still this is technically the second time I'm facing family related issues in this matter. The first time was when Shiro wanted to reject it due to Fujimura-Sensei, in the end though, I managed to convince her moving with me was a good choice.
Luvia crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow. "Your grandfather? I believe you are referring to Zouken Matou?" Sakura gives a nod, though she's clearly confused by who my childhood friend is. "I must have forgot the part where this oriental, backwater mage became more powerful than a Campione." Your casual racism aside, that's true... Shit, did Sakura's grandpa really surpass me!?
My Kouhai looks down. "Well, it is true that Senpai is much more powerful than him..." Oh thank goodness, I'm still king! "But... Nevermind that for now, who even are you anyways?" Much like Rin, Sakura has missed a lot of developments.
That's because she's a middle schooler, which means we don't see each other at Homurahara. That's why I'm hoping to gather all of my harem in one place, it makes things much more convenient for everyone involved! Also, I like my harem, spending even more time with them would be nice.
I guess I better fill Sakura in what has happened huh? "This girl is Luviagelita Edelfelt, my sixth concubine. I also made another girl from school my concubine, her name is Shiro Emiya." And that's pretty much all that happened.
Sakura squints her eyes in Luvia's direction. "Edelfelt...?" Then she sighs. "Well, I suppose it's none of my concern anymore. Thanks for remembering me Senpai, but as I said, it probably won't be possible." Everything is possible! They say that in movies all the time!
Rin raises an eyebrow. "Sakura, as much as it pains for me to agree with cow over there..." Luvia sends a glare towards her direction. "She is right. Zouken cannot simply reject Yato... Ah, I know you probably like the house you grew up in, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles." She sends me a glare, acting like I'm the bag guy here!
All I want to do is drag this middle schooler from her house and family, and then make her live with me as my exclusive sex slave! I'm sure that depending in the perspective someone looks at this, I could be the good guy here!
Sakura's eyes immediately go cold, she's always sort of emotionless, but this time she reverted to the same expression she had when I first met her. "Like...? I wouldn't mind leaving, it's just that grandfather would never allow it." She then makes a thinking pose. "But I suppose I could ask him." Yay! Progress!
Luvia snorts. "Hah, you were assuming you couldn't leave before you even had a conversation with the man? Well, I guess I can't blame you for being so..." She laughs, interrupting herself. "Whatever, just know that this is why your position is so low even when you are the second concubine." There are no positions in the Soviet Harem.
Sakura glares at her. "Shut up Edelfelt. You and your family of hyenas shouldn't even be here in Fuyuki in the first place." She delivers her sentence with an emotionless tone, but one can still feel the venom. She also called Luvia a hyena, which is like... the natural enemy of a cow. I didn't know my Kouhai could be so mean.
Luvia pouts. "Geez, don't start family fights Matou. The Edelfelt have nothing do with your family, we only despise the Tohsaka." She then sighs. "And it's not like the rest of my family is here anyways..." I could just fo- "Not that I would want them to brought here by force by the way." Oh, okay.
Rin grins. "The fact that you're learning how to deal with Yato aside..." That grin morphs into a frown. "Watch what you say to Sakura, cow. She can get into as many fights as she wants." Well, I guess she theoretically can, she will go to jail eventually though.
Sakura nods. "Indeed." Then she makes a thinking pose. "Still, cow...? I suppose that's a fitting name for one such as you, your family are a bunch of ones after all. Tohsaka-Senpai's grandfather even milked one of your relatives until she had nothing left to give." More confirmation that Luvia is a cow...! Also, Rin's grandpa sounds mean.
The girl in question pounts. "Geez, why does everyone keep saying that? It was consensual...! My father always said so...!" Why did your father suddenly enter the equation? Oh well, whatever. I'll simply enjoy the rare sight that is Rin and Sakura teaming up.
Luvia glares at Rin. "It was as consexual as...! Whatever, if we keep arguing things will never end." Wow, my childhood friend is actually focusing on the objective!? "Just call your grandfather already Matou, if he objects to Yato's orders, then... he will be reminded his place." That sounds like bullying.
Actually, right now I sound like a debt collector, here to harass the elderly. So I have to ask Luvia what exactly I'm supposed to do. "Hey Cow, how am I supposed to remind him of his place?" Sakura raises an eyebrow to the cow comment, but Rin just gives a smug nod in response.
A pouting Luvia responds with a shrug. "Just break his house, destroy his research... Usual Campione intimidation tactics, Yato." Wow, I really am a scummy debt collector. Oh well, I always figured a career like this was in the future cards for me anyways.
Rin sighs. "Tell me Edelfelt, what thought passed through your empty mind that you decided to encourage Yato Campione's behavior?" Luvia's mind is not empty though, if you're talking metaphorically she's not Shiro. If you're not talking metaphorically, then her brain is full of weird brainy stuff.
Sakura nods. "Yeah, who are you to influence Yato's behavior like this? At least do it subtly. Cow." I see this recent first two concubines team up is going strong... Still Sakura shouldn't be jealous that a girl is influencing me, I know she's soft spoken, and therefore doesn't affect my actions much, but... She is still a important part of the harem regardless.
Luvia scoffs. "Influencing him? Please. I'm simply not in denial of a Campione's nature, really as far as they go Yato is actually quite calm." She nods to herself. "And I won't let my overly calm Campione be scammed, not when I'm a part of this group." Ah! For some reason I'm thinking about blonde Italians right now!
Rin rolls her eyes. "I see you really took Clock Tower politicking to your heart." She then looks at Sakura. "Still, she's right about not wasting time. Sakura, Please call for Zouken." I wonder if I will need to beat up an old man so I can drag his granddaughter to my mansion? That sounds kinda exciting.
Sakura nods and walks back into her house. I would like to say we await in silence until she comes back, but Rin and Luvia actually bicker a bunch. For some reason I'm beginning to think these two don't like each other very much... I shouldn't think that though, because it's very rude, so I just ignore it.
Eventually Sakura comes back accompanied by the Bug Man. Thankfully they didn't bring Shinji here, because I just can't like the guy. He exudes big loser energy, something I'm sure I don't! I exude winner energy, because I win a bunch...! Did Luvia reject me becaus of my hypothetical loser energy...? How does one get rid of this hypothetical loser energy? Questions for another day.
Zouken bows. "My soul is elated by your presence, King of the Rising Sun." Oh! I like it more when people call me king than lord! Next time Waver comes here I'm ordering him to call me king! Man, why is Bug Man the only one who does so?
I wave at him. "Yo! I'm here to take your granddaughter permanently out of your hands. That's because she's gonna be living with me for now on." Hopefully Shinji can take care of him alone... Being old sounds scary!
Bug Man nods. "Understood. I truly hope my granddaughter brightens your days King of the Rising Sun." He's so nice! Actually a lot of the parental figures I meet are, there's Fujimura-Sensei, Kirei, and now Zouken! Fuyuki is truly a blessed city.
Sakura's eyes widen. "I-I'm leaving...!?" Even I'm shocked with her sudden tone of disbelief, this much emotion is unusual, coming from Sakura at least. "Are you really allowing this grandfather...?" It's like Luvia said, he's can't not allow it.
Bug Man smiles. "Of course, of course... Let it be known that the Matou are forever an ally of the Campione of Japan." Yay! I love having allies, Luvia's existence of constant enemy making shows me it's a good thing after all. Still, I don't know how to feel about Shinji of all people being my ally...
I send Sakura a smile. "See? It doesn't matter whether it's your grandfather, some random guy or even a god. Everyone either kneels down to me, or gets their knees remove by me. 'Cause I'm the strongest." Of Japan at least.
Sakura doesn't even respond, she just rushes towards me, and then basically throws her body at me. I grab her with a hug of course. "Winner energy..." Would a guy with loser energy have girls throwing themselves at him!? I don't think so! Though I did forcibly make her my concubine... But Shinji has zero concubines! We are very different people!
Sakura is hugging me tight. "Senpai...!" Ah, this is nice, I can kinda feel her boobs. They're still developing, but I do think they're there... I have a feeling Sakura will rival Luvia one day, something that makes me very happy indeed.
Luvia raises an eyebrow. "That's certainly a reaction..." Then she bursts out laughing, as Luvia usually does. "Though I imagine for someone like a Matou, being a permanent concubine is an improvement!" Cool, I gave Sakura a promotion.
Rin ignores Luvia for once, instead she whispers in Sakura's direction. "We're gonna be living together from now on..." A smiling Sakura simply nods in return. I guess they bonded, it's only natural since they are the first concubines.
Zouken fakes a cough. "With that said, there is one thing I would like of you King of the Rising Sun. Though you may deny your loyal subject the honor of a response of course." If he asks my credit card details then he isn't getting any honor indeed! Dad made sure to drill into my head that I should never ever give those out!
I nod. "Sure, spit it out." It would be kind of assholish to deny the guy when I'm literally holding onto his granddaughter. The granddaughter he sold to me as a sex slave of all things.
Zouken nods. "My greatest of thanks. It's just that I would like to know... What is your wish for the grail? Sakura recently informed me that you wish to summon a servant earlier than usual... I will lend you the command seals of course, but-" I cut him off.
"I have no wish for the grail. I just want a servant to spar with, honestly the whole war sounds fun as hell." Also, I want to have sex with King Arthur! Of course, that means she can't go away ever, which means the war is never ending, which means no wish.
Zouken smiles. "I see. I will notify you once the command seals are done my king. Though the rest must be done by the Einzbern." It's a good thing I'm gonna go see Illya right now then.
Sakura holds me tighter for some reason... Which means I get to feel her body even more! We stay winning!
"So... why are you guys randomly wandering around in the forest?" Because the forest is both big and confusing! Seriously why did you build your mansion here!? The only time a location like this would be good, is if a war was happening or something.
I wave at my mature girlfriends. "Hey Illya, I was looking for you! By the way, who are these other two women behind you?" They are dressed like maids, and they have red eyes like Illya, though their outfit hides their hair, so I can't tell if everything is the same.
Illya shrugs. "Just maids, also children. Don't let your eyes wander around." Oh okay, I would never lust after a child. Though it is strange that kids are working! I'm pretty sure that is both immoral and illegal! Oh well, maybe the laws are wrong and Illya is right!
The maid with the big boobs sounds as emotionless as Sakura when she begins muttering. "Lady Illyasviel is scared of the competition." What competition? Is she gonna fight someone?
The maid with small boobs sound as emotional as Rin when she responds. "Shut up!" She talks like Rin too, telling her coworker to stay silent with no hesitation... Also her blushing face is cu- Nope. They're kids. Actually thinking kids are cute is fine, it's just that it can only be one very specific type of cute
Illya begins blushing from the commentary provided by her child workers. "So what do you need Dear? And why did you bring these harlots...? If it's about the grail, my preparations aren't over yet..." She suddenly focuses on Luvia. "Wait a second, this one is new..." Oh right.
Time for the usual exposition. "I acquired two new concubines. This one is the sixth, her name is Luviagelita Edelfelt." Both Edelfelt and Einzbern start with the letter E! That's kinda funny, but also not really.
Luvia waves. "Hello Einzbern. So, are you going to declare eternal war against my family as well?" I guess her expectations have been set low by her meetings with both Rin and Sakura. Specially since the girls have been bickering with her the whole way here.
Gotta say, walking through a dark forest while three of my girlfriends look like they're contemplating murder isn't the way I thought today was gonna go. I actually suggested we made our way here by skipping along while everyone singed and held hands, to show Illya this is a positive change, Rin said it was stupid though.
Illya raises an eyebrow. "Um... No? I don't think my family has interacted much with yours." While Luvia cheers up, Illya glares at me. "And what do you mean two new concubines!? You can't just add more girls to your harem indefinitely...!" Of course I can!
The small woman sighs. "You know what, whatever. Just say who's the fifth... if they're just a random magus like Edelfelt I will have no objections." You can have as many objections as you want, they probably won't change much.
Unless they're a reasonable objection, like 'she killed my whole family!' Or 'she tortured me for years!' In such cases I will actually listen to your objections. Hopefully such drama doesn't exist in my harem! It would be awkward otherwise!
I send the girl a smile. "Oh don't worry Illya. It really is just a random magus, it's this girl from my school called Shiro Emiya." The forest suddenly feels colder, which is normal I guess! It's night after all, it would be strange if it grew hotter!
Illya clenches her fists. "Shiro Emiya? As in the red head with cow tits?" I'm pretty sure Luvia is the only cow here, but I nod nonetheless. "I object!" An immediate reaction! How amazing!
Luvia raises an eyebrow. "Today I met two people who think a Campione can ever be rejected... Honestly, are you people living under a rock or something?" We are living in a archipelago actually, I think living under a rock would be dangerous...
Sakura smiles. "It's just hard to realize how powerful Senpai is sometimes..." She sends me a happy look, her smile is slight, but it's still there. "The strongest..." She mutters. Ah, it's nice to have fans! Can a haremette be a fan though? Or is it cheating?
Rin apparently notices my sudden happiness, because she mutters in my direction. "The dumbest..." Ah, my feelings! Still, Sakura sends a side-eye to Rin, and for some reason, that makes me feel better.
Illya pouts. "I have a reason for my objection though! And it's a very reasonable one Dear!" All movies say wives are never reasonable though. That said my father does always says those movies are just misogynist crap... Also Illya is my ex-wife... which these movies tend to hate even more.
I nod. "Fair enough, I'll be a wise man and listen to what you have to say." For some reason everyone looks at me in disbelief when I say I'm a wise man. Which is far enough, due to my age some might call me a wise boy, also I would like to clarify wisdom is different from intelligence! All the RPG's say so!
Illya smiles, and then... starts sweating. "I... Um... Dislike her?" Even I can tell that's not a good reason, which explains why Illya looks so nervous. "She... She's a mortal enemy of my family! We can never, ever get along Dear! And I got here first, so eliminate her at once!" A smug smile appears on her face, apparently satisfied with her answer.
And well, it seems reasonable enough. Until Luvia speaks up that is. "Well, the Tohsaka's are an enemy of my family too, but I'm still here nonetheless." They are!? Nonetheless, that's a good point!
Rin nods, and continues for Luvia. "Yeah, also us of the three families are sort of enemies too." True! In the end I am the one who United the families once again! Truly there are only two things that brings mages together, the grail and my dick!
Illya glares at Luvia. "Okay, I guess you were right. My family does declare war on you." And so Luvia makes a new enemy! Also she looks depressed again. "And burn in hell Rin. Damn harlot." Yep, nothing changed with these two.
Illya sends a sad puppy look towards her last possible chance of salvation, Sakura. Sadly my Kouhai cannot help her. "There are no good reasons to separate Yato from what he wants, so don't look at me." And so Illya pouts and looks to the ground.
She gives it one more try. "Shiro sexually harassed me." Huh!? "When we went to school, she touched my butt without permission, that made me feel bad. Please cleanse her from existence Dear, preferably slowly and painfully." I... Well, Shiro is dumb enough to sexually harass someone.
Normally I would be fine with my harem touching each other, but Shiro wasn't part of it back then. That means just accepting Illya having her ass touched would be both an injustice towards Illya and make me a cuck. So I guess I'm killing Shiro...? This moral dilemma is hard.
Rin gives the mature, albeit petite woman a look of disbelief. "Really...? From what I remember no one got even close to us during our little visit. And I have damn good memory." She does! I think, I don't remember. Which means she might be right and Illya is probably wrong.
I raise my arms in victory. "Shiro stays in the harem! Yay!" I still don't get why Illya dislikes my little fake janitor though. Maybe it's the natural war between someone who's flat and someone who has big boobs?
Illya sighs, though she's scowling. "Whatever, this isn't over yet." Yep, because we are still talking. "So is informing me of this the reason you came here Dear?" For some reason, I feel like she suddenly isn't happy! Oh well, surely the good news I bring will change that.
I shake my head. "Nope, I actually came here to bring you to my new mansion! All of my harem, and my parents are going to be living together now!" I then have a sudden realization. "Also, you can bring the maids. Also, also you need to bring the maid." My sudden realization, was that I forgot to hire any new staff.
The maid with big boobs slightly smiles. "Yes... less work...!" She is then hit in the head by the maid with small boobs. I sure love when children are violent to each other! It encourages to grow up strong, and being strong is a good thing!
Illya's eyes twitches. "You... are aware I live in a massive castle, correct?" I nod, I do know that yes. "And you want me to go live in your mansion instead? One full of people...?" I nod yet again. "But... Can't we just live in my castle instead?" Oh, that does sound nice.
But nope! "Nah, I don't want it. It's all old and stuff, it could break or something. Also you live in a forest, and I literally got lost on the way here." Though I suppose it's my fault, once I entered the forest I instead I guided us, because I thought it would be cool.
Illya sighs. "I... Sure, let's go live in your mansion Dear. That way at least I get to know you better..." She then chuckles. "And maybe I can play around with big sister a bit~!" You have a big sister!? That means she must be older than eighteen... crazy.
Anyways... Mission accomplished! Now all of of my harem shall live together with me!
AN: Now the harem is all in one place! A common trope to the harem genre, for obvious reasons.