"Oh! You're alright Senpai!" I'm not alright. My whole body is filled with shame, with disgust... and with a bit of pride, I did a good job after all! But measly pride won't make me forget how someone peed on me.
You see, after our session, we all sneaked into the baths, and thankfully no one caught us. Rin had to clean the mess she did of course, and she did with tears in her eyes. She also made me and Caren swear that we would be taking this secret to the grave.
I wave back. "Yeah, I'm okay..." It's funny, right now I'm staring at pretty much my entire harem, and they don't know that Caren, Rin and I... We had sex. Man, I still can't believe I had sex! It's crazy! Shiro's training doesn't count, obviously.
And speaking of Shiro, she sighs in relief. "Thank goodness... I was worried..." She looks down. "So much blood flew out... and I had to clean it all..." Well, you are basically my maid. I shall ignore how one of my concubines actually has maid by the way.
That very same concubine waves at me. "I'm happy you are okay as well Yato!" Ah, to have an older woman worrying over me...! What bliss! "Sorry, that we weren't there when you woke up though..." I didn't even think about that.
Sakura frowns, as always though, it's a slight thing. "Yes, we did visit you of course... But I got busy with cooking." Oh? "Shiro-Senpai is teaching me, so I can better please you..." Oh, that's good! Having more cooks is certainly a good thing.
Shiro nods. "Well, it nothing else, I think Sakura has talent!" My harem is getting along with each other without my intervention! I'm so happy I could cry! I won't cry though, all my tears have escaped my eyes when I was showering to clean myself of pee.
Illya smugly grins. "And I was busy watching Shiro! To see if she was... acting suspicious." That makes sense, we need to see if she remembers the training or not. "By the way, Edelfelt just lazed all day, she has no excuses, which is probably why she's so silent." Now that you mention it...
Luvia gulps and looks away. "I was... um... I did not have the time to spend all day looking after your body like these two b-bums!" She points at Rin and Caren. As always, she makes enemies for no reason.
Caren simply smiles. "I wonder... why does this woman decide to throw fire on her body after a bath of gasoline..." W-what is that analogy supposed to mean...? I think Luvia is just a bit nervous.
Rin however, glares at Luvia. "Shut it Edelfelt cow. You're the actual bum here..." She then chuckles. "You're only worth is getting milked." She's probably remembering what I said. Please don't steal my lines!
Sakura nods, immediately agreeing with her Senpai. "Indeed, a person doesn't need to be exactly wise to understand that Miss Edelfelt over here is simply..." She sounds condescending as hell. "Special." Right. Rin stabs her, and Sakura pours salt in the wound.
Luvia looks at me with worried eyes instead of responding. She's probably... definitely waiting for me to jump in... And I probably should punish her in some shape or form, and not even because I think she's been a bag girl either.
The truth is that I need to say it loud and clear that I'm the boss... It's like a Yakuza movie, but the problem is... All my punishments are sex related! And I kind of want to relax right now, so I'll punish Luvia later, maybe tomorrow before going to school.
So instead of ordering her to put her massive tits to good use, I simply stare at her with a smile. "So what's for dinner today!? Did my Kouhai make something?" I'm still staring at Luvia... And I will keek doing so. For the entirety of the night.
The fear of being watched can be horrible after all! Now, normally it's something done in secret, but I won't even bother with it. I want her mind to race, to think of ways of how she can get out of this...
And right now the blonde is probably very much doing that, clumsily avoiding my stare with all her might. While she does that, Caren and Rin sit down as well, each of them picking a different side of me.
Shiro awkwardly answers my question. "Um... It's nothing special... Just a normal traditional meal." What she means is that she made a banquet of course. "Oh, Sakura did make the rice!" Oh, a nice food for a beginner to train.
Sakura interjects. "I hope you enjoy it Senpai! I-I know it's nothing special, but I wanted to do somethin... special for you." I'm starting to feel kind of bad. Mostly because I'm not even looking at her while she talks.
And I'm also feeling bad for Luvia. So, I look at Sakura and laugh a little. "I'm sure it will be good!" While I do need to put some order into this harem, I don't need to be a jerk to do so! Abusing your sex slave is like... really bad!
Luvia visibly sighs in relief, and my gaze immediately returns to her. "By the way Luvia... When I wake up tomorrow I'll be expecting you on my room shortly after!" I then send her a piece sign, to show it's not gonna be anything too bad. "Okay?" My plan is simple.
I still have to punish Luvia, but at least I'll make her aware of it! Yeah, I must not let the biases of our shared past control me, be it to her advantage or disadvantage. All are equal beneath the banner of the soviet harem!
No matter how much my entire body is screaming that it would be tremendously fun to take Luvia right and here and now, to turn her into a little crying mess who lost her virginity on a table. Yep, gotta ignore that voice.
Luvia blushes bright red. "I-I... Sorry Yato! I won't ignore you when you're hurt anymore!" She really does look adorable like that, a bit scared, but not terrified. There's something missing though...
I wave her off. "Don't worry about that! Just at least visit me a little..." Oh, I get what's missing, it's anticipation. Luvia being a bit scared is fine, but she should also be secretly excited... Now, how do I fix that?
Shiro suddenly clears her throat. "Well... don't you want to sleep with me and Illya instead? We can watch movies together again!" A bit more training huh? Well, I doubt you know that, so you really just want to watch movies.
Illya steals one look at Shiro and then giggles. "Yeah! I think that would be... just great!" So you're the type of mentor who desperately wishes to see her pupil grow? Worry not then, for in this day, I have broken my limits.
I send them an exciting thumbs up. "That sounds great to me!" And that announcement seems to make Shiro happy, but I'm not done yet. "I don't see how that stops Luvia from coming to my bed in the morning though." Both are doable my friends!
Shiro's eye twitches. "Yeah, I guess it doesn't..." She then looks at Luvia and mouths a silent sorry. Hey, are you trying to secretly communicate when I'm right here? You're not invisible you know?
Luvia look to the ceiling. "O-okay then... I guess I'll be going to your bed in the morning, Yato." Awesome. Since I'm no longer a virgin, I'm a man who has needs, and since Luvia is kind of impossibly hot, she can fulfill them.
She then mutters. "Well, it's not like you ever do anything anyways..." I'm right here. That said, I get why you think that, but recently I had a threesome, so much has changed. I no longer possess restrictions!
Illya looks away. "So we are upping the training, huh...?" She's probably confused. The whole reason my... training with Shiro started was because I felt like I was not ready. And yet, in her perspective, I'm now being super confident.
Thankfully, even though she said it outloud, no one questions what she means, specially Shiro. The redhead is too busy giving Luvia a look of worry. She doesn't need to do so though, because bad cop Yato is about to leave, and good cop Yato is about to seduce!
I send the blonde a smile. "And Luvia..." Ah! Being a good cop who seduces people is scary! Specially since this is Luvia of all people... Putting the moves on her is immediately harder than I previously thought!
She awkwardly smiles back. "Y-yes Yato...?" I ask that if you forget I ever addressed you. For I am a little man who is scared, and who wishes he could use his swords to duel people into loving him.
Alas, I can't do that yet, so...! Shut up Yato! Show some courage! "Tomorrow, after school... We are going into a date, only the two of us." I don't leave her any room for rejection! She is literally my sex slave after all.
Luvia seems surprised. "Oh... that sounds nice." She then smiles. "That sounds really nice!" Ah, that's just what I love. A little bit of Luvia fear, followed by a big smiling Luvia. My happiness batteries are now full.
She then looks away and starts muttering. "Aren't the order of these things reversed though?" In a way, absolutely. But again, you are my sex slave, so I'll be shamelessly using your body for sexual gratification.
Illya almost gets up from her chair. "Who cares about order!? I care about unfair treatment!" There is no unfair treatment in the soviet harem. "Why does she suddenly get a date invitation!?" Because I felt like it...?
Sakura nods. "I also agree with the Einzbern... for once..." She glares at Luvia. "Why is she being rewarded for not caring about you?" Ah, this sucks, I knew I was going to mess this up somehow...
Luvia blushes bright red. "R-rewarded!? If you have forgotten, I'm being forced into his bed!" Since you are my sex slave, I cannot force you into my bed. I mean, you can't force a console to play games, it just plays games.
Sakura rolls her eyes. That is her only response.
Illya however actually has something to say. "Don't act like it's something super horrible!" For most people it is, it's just that at this point your mind has been broken. "You're going a date with my husband damn it!" Actually I canceled our marriage.
Now I just need to think about how to get out of this situation! "Hey, where are my parents anyways?" I just want to force the childhood friend who rejected me into sexually pleasing me, and then emotionally pleasing me, damn it!
Sakura sends me a light smile. "Don't worry, they're in the other mansion." Eh? But I wanted to stay here... I just don't get why my parents would not want to live with his horny son and his massive harem. Okay, now that I thought about it, I get it.
Illya huffs. "Hey Yato, don't think you can just change the topic like that! We aren't you!" Hey, are you asking for some punishment too? Actually you probably are... Geez, it's like I'm coordinating a pack of hyenas.
I take a deep breath. "Okay! That's it! I said I'm going on a date with Luvia, so I'm going on a date with Luvia damn it!" I then look at Shiro. "By the way, thanks for not acting crazy..." Rin and Caren didn't as well, but I know the reason.
Shiro scratches her cheek. "It's more like I didn't know what to say, but sure..." She's just awkwardly eating her food. In fact she's one of the few people in the table who have actually started eating.
Illya pouts. "Ugh, whatever... What's up with you anyway Yato? You're... acting strange." This again? Rin and Caren said the same thing, but I'm not doing anything crazy, I'm just getting a bit more handsy with my harem.
Caren speaks up, after staying silent for a long time. "Yato is acting completely normal. Proceed as usual." Y-you said I wasn't before though? Why would you want to trick them? Considering who Caren is, it's probably related to sadism.
Rin leans against me suddenly, it makes me blush, but I also have to hold back from calling her pee girl. "Yato is Yato, so don't bully him..." Hey, did the sex overloard your dere side!? I like this...
Sakura raises an eyebrow. "Um... I didn't talk about this before, but you were strangely silent Tohsaka-Senpai... Did something happen?" She pissed herself. It would have been funny, but it got on me, so it was just icky.
She... nuzzles? Against me. "Nothing happened Sakura, don't worry." Rin's attention now becomes solely focused on me. "Yato~... Do you want me to feed you?" Oi, oi, oi! Seriously did the dere side of you eat the tsun alive!?
Sakura is normally a quite and reserved person, but now her jaw is on the floor. "Something definitely, definitely happened...!" Well, aren't you the little detective?
Luvia looks at the Rin who is giving me a loving look. "I hate to agree, but... now that I think about it, she's so distracted... gazing at Yato that she didn't even try and pick a fight with me." True, she missed a golden opportunity just now!
Rin pouts. "Ah! Geez! Just leave me and my boyfriend alone!" She then giggles. "Pay them no mind Yato!" Hey, I'm not the one being found suspicious here, it's all you. Also, your dere leves are way too scary.
Caren begins chuckling, slowly that turns into a laugh. "I was wondering when I should share this, but I can hold back no longer!" She gets up with an excited hop. "Lord Yato has inseminated me and Rin!" We don't know that yet, but whatever.
Chaos immediately overtakes the table, first Luvia who screeches. "H-he's actually willing to go all the way!?" Yeah, that's why I'm calling you into my bed tomorrow morning. Duh. What did you think was gonna happen!?
Illya keeps shifting between looking at me and then at Shiro. "B-but...! What about...!?" Yeah, as expected. She's surprised I made so much progress with just one session of training. And hopefully tonight's session will increase my power even more!
Shiro seems horrified. "That's...! It was consensual, right!?" Sort of. Caren gave consent, but Rin didn't at the beginning... So she got outvoted by the majority! Democracy can be beautiful...
The Heroine of Justice continues. "W-wait, that isn't the only concern here! Don't tell me you did without protection Yato!" I did you without protection. Multiple times. May the Illya nation protect your womb.
Rin giggles. "There's nothing wrong about my boyfriend cumming inside of me! He just wanted to have some fun, so leave him alone..." Uh... thanks? Seriously, what happened to the old Rin?
I know people can mellow out after sex, but isn't this a bit too much? Though I guess I should stop complaining and simply enjoy my loving slutty Rin... I might miss the tsun parts though, so I should also tease her once in a while.
Caren sends a look of confusion to my first concubine. "H-how creepy..." She the shakes her head. "But yes, there was no protection used. My womb fully accepted the dark seed, so that the world may live on for another day." I wasn't gonna destroy the world!
Shiro gasps. "W-what...!? Have some common sense you three!" I'm a Campione, not having common sense for us is like having common sense. In other words, a normal Campione would be the weirdest one of them all.
Sakura suddenly jumps up, the chair she was sitting on falls to the ground. "Yes...!" She glares at me. "Why didn't you call me!? I...!" E-eh? Is she jealous of Rin or Caren? Welp, sorry Sakura, but my time is finite.
Rin apparently interprets her statement very differently. "Y-you were worried about me...? You wanted to take my place?" Oh, she's smiling as her lips tremble, how cute. "Sakura... don't worry, I'll be the one taking care of you." Really, just adorable.
But for some reason, I can't help, but think that both of us are reading this situation wrong... Also, there's something unnerving me, weird. Nonetheless, Sakura will just have to wait for her eventual turn.
I sigh to try and relax my body, which is jumpy for some reason. "Sorry Sakura... I did think about inviting you... But Rin decided to take your place." It's more like I said Sakura would take her place, and she objected to it.
Sakura tilts her head, she's back to being stoic. "Oh? Tohsaka-Senpai took my place? And you... finished inside of her? And now she's all lovey dovey?" Her mood has suddenly shifted, but it is for the better.
I think.
I nod. "Yeah. That's pretty much how it went." She also pissed herself, but that's not something I'll divulge so easily. Even an idiot like me understands that her newly shown dere side would be replaced with tsun immediately.
Sakura... blushes? "Oh, I see..." She slowly walks over to me and Rin, and then starts patting our heads. "Good boy. Good girl." One day you shall be a milf, and then you shall be unstoppable. Of that I have no doubt.
Rin however, has entered tsun mode for her friend. "H-hey, knock it off Sakura! Why are you even doing this!?" My Kouhai answers with more patting. Truly her communication skills are out of this world.
Caren ends the world with a smirk. "By the way, Rin felt so good she pissed all over herself." And us. And the bed. It was a traumatizing moment, so don't casually speak of it!
Sakura starts panting, it's sort of hot. "Good boy. Good girl!" No, Rin was a very bad girl! So don't encourage her worst instincts like that, because it might as well be the same as telling me to get dumber!
Shiro covers her ears. "Ah, I don't need to hear that damn it!" Stand proud, you never pissed yourself during our training. Wait, does that mean you're strong, or does that mean I'm weak!?
And as for Illya and Luvia...
"Hahahahaha, I can't believe Rin can't even control her bladder! A dirty whore indeed!"
"Ohohohohoho, The Tohsakas truly should be studied! To think there would be someone capable of showing their face after something like that!" The laughter should clue you in who said what.
Rin hides her face, using my body as a shield. "Y-Yato...! Make them stop already! I don't want to remember!" Neither do I, so give me a break. In fact, you deserve this bullying! Hopefully it teaches you a lesson!
Luvia has truly become a hyena. "Ohohoho!" Or this is just the natural state of a rich lady! "Yato, don't let her touch you! She might be contaminated! Ohohohoho!" Huh, now that I look at Luvia...
That feeling of discomfort comes back, stronger than ever... So I naturally pick a knife and throw it in her direction. "W-wait I was joking Yato!" Luvia freaks out, but it's fine, I wasn't aiming at her.
The blade flies through the window and beyond... I have no clue where it ended up, but that bad feeling is gone now. Still, I keep my body tense, and the words for my authority at the tip of my tongue.
Luvia falls to the ground, not passed out, but clearly scared. So I look at her and do what I need to do. "My bad, but there was something bad I needed to get rid off..." I should have definitely warned her before throwing the knife.
Shiro looks at the broken window. "Yato... You better not have killed someone just now!" And she dashes out of the room.
I probably killed someone just now.
...
"Wow, I was expecting a magus, but this dude is just some random mercenary." Illya casually kicks a corpse. "Do any of you recognize his uniform?" I certainly don't, but it's not like I'm an expert in the military... or in mercenary companies.
Luvia shakes her head. "No... I haven't worked with them before, that's for sure." The blonde seems pretty calm for this whole situation. I guess it must be that Clock Tower experience coming in handy.
Caren interjects. "Um... It's not like the Holy Church makes a hobby of working with mercenaries. I'm sure if we send a picture of this man to Lord El-Melloi II he will give us a name soon." Oh, that's a good idea!
Illya chuckles. "Honestly... spying on a Campione... There's no way this mercenary, or soldier or whatever actually knew what he was doing." Yeah, and he paid the price for it with his life. It's what he gets for interfering on my happy life.
It goes without saying, but I will grinding his organism into dust soon enough.
There is something strange about this situation though. Illya, Caren and Luvia are calm, but I understand why, they either have experience with this sort of stuff, or have been raised in a very specific environment.
Sakura... she's not calm, but she's not panicking either. In a way, it feels like she's not here. I don't like, because I like when my Kouhai is by my side... Though there's not much I can do.
Rin is panicking. She's trying to hide it, trying to be an elegant magus as always, but anyone who looks at her face for more than a second can tell she wants to throw up. This will be a good experience for her, she needs to get used to the sight of corpses. She's the sex slave of a blade after all.
And Shiro is the one who worries me the most, because she's as calm as the previous trio, but she definitely shouldn't be. Her memories of the fire must be ranging inside of her mind.
The redhead takes a deep breath. "So this man... He wasn't some civilian right? He was like... a spy?" Probably. Civilians don't go around dressed in military gear, nor do they carry expensive guns.
Well, it's time to make a mess. "Okay! Let's go watch a funny anime or something!" I'm trying to cheer everyone up, and I'm probably doing a horrible job at it.
Illya chuckles yet again. "Let's at least get rid of the corpse first... And then you need to call Lord El-Melloi II! It's important if we want any information about this..." She kicks the corpse again, with zero care.
I look away, I guess it's time I do what a true man must do! "S-sorry..." She sends me a confused look. "I... just kind of killed the thing that was bothering me, but I should have incapacitated it instead. That way you guys could have interrogated him..." I acted by pure instinct.
Illya smiles. "It's fine Yato, you're a Campione after all... And you're not very bright either..." It sucks that I can't deny that. "Still, are you sure your head is okay? I mean... you're actually reflecting over your past mistakes!" This again!? For real!?
I pout. "I'm fine, thank you. And... sorry again." I'm looking at Rin and Sakura while I say this. This is clearly not a good experience for them. As a the king of the soviet harem, I must work harder for the sake of their mental health!
But to my surprise, Shiro interjects. "Yato... there's nothing wrong about protecting yourself, or us." She puts a hand on my shoulder. "Some threats need to be put down." That's surprising coming from you.
I guess she's a lot more... murdery than I thought. I used to think Shiro Emiya would freak about the death of any person, but I guess she's serious about this whole Heroine of Justice things.
Which is why I respond with a smirk. "I will, my guide." For some reason, I feel like there's something funny about me, a swordsman who can talk with swords, receiving guidance from her.
I wonder what type of blade Shiro Emiya would be.
AN: And so Yato officially rises back from the dead! Little bastard couldn't be put down...
And now that Yato is back, he will be getting at least one chapter per week. More if I am in the mood to torture my fingers. Which I very much was today.
And if you want more of him... Well, there's this little guy called ! For the low, low price of 2 you can get two chapters of this fic early! Melting your brain can be fun... At least Yato thinks so.
For people wondering about my other fics... They continue on as usual. Yato will just have to accept sharing with his siblings.