"So, what exactly do you plan on doing during your vacation Big Brother?" Akiha takes a sip out of her tea, Kohaku is smart and made some while we talked in father's office. "You do have plans, don't you?" Ah, I'm about to be bullied.

Kohaku, who is now wearing the white ribbon, interjects. "Vacation...? What's that all about? Is Yato 'bout to go on one after he just got here!?" She's the only one who still doesn't know the big news huh.

For a second I expect Akiha to reprimand her for talking out of turn, but she does no such thing. It's probably because we aren't exactly in a formal occasion right now, and even my little sister is being a bit more relaxed.

Seeing this, Hisui speaks up too. "I also don't understand this vacation talk, however Lord Yato has previously said he would not be living here." She then sends me... a reassuring stare. "Musashi Miyamoto." What does that mean!?

While Kohaku gasps, Akiha sighs. "Indeed. This is the vacation we are talking about in fact, since my brother will only stay here for a month. At maximum." And I almost left on day one too.

Kohaku's hands tremble. "And... are you okay with that, Lady Akiha?" She then winks towards me. "I mean, don't you wanna live in a mansion with three cuties, Yato!?" I live in a mansion with many more cuties already.

Akiha pouts. "It's not a matter of me being okay with it or not, Big Brother has made his decision, and I must respect it." She chooses to not talk about the last part, and I'm probably supposed to follow her example.

I won't though. "And most of the cuties here are people I can't date anyways. I can't date Akiha, I can't date you or your sister, because that would be unprofessional... So in a way this is the worst mansion ever." Solid logic from me.

Akiha's eye twitches. "It is as you say..."

Kohaku looks down. "Strange, I didn't expect you to be okay with this, Lady Akiha... You're normally much more forceful." Is it just me, or is the maid seemingly a bit desperate to keep me here? It's definitely a strange attitude at least.

Akiha blushes. "W-well, I'm okay with it this time! I'm not some controlling monster you know!" You very much not okay with it, but I'll let my little sister keep her pride for now.

She looks back at me. "Setting this part of the conversation aside however, you still haven't answered my question Yato. Did you make any plans?" Isn't spontaneity the spice of life or something?

I shrug. "Not really, I'm just planning on winging it..." She immediately glares at me. "I mean, I only really had two goals coming here. Seeing you again, and fulfilling something I promised to Kohaku." And I have accomplished my two goals already.

That is to say, for all I care about, I could go home. I'll wait a few days though, to not be rude... Alternatively I could call one of my concubines here, and they could stay in my room.

Kohaku seemingly blushes at my comment, and puts one of her hands on her ribbon... That thing must be really important, like a collector's item or something. Hisui, seeing her sister like this, lightly smiles.

Funnily enough, Akiha blushes too. "O-okay, that is fine I suppose. Well... it is foolish, but that's just like you, always running into danger." She huffs. "And in the end I'm always the one helping you." Really...?

I remember you being the type who mostly stayed behind while scared, just like Crybaby. The person who actually went out their way to help me out of trouble was always... Hisui? Yeah, it was Hisui.

Kohaku giggles. "Oh, are we gonna hear some stories of the old times...? Hisui always refuses to talk about it!" She has apparently forgotten about those days, so it doesn't surprise me much.

Even so... the face Hisui is making right now makes me incredibly sad for some reason.

I smile. "If you wanna hear about them... Though I guess you wouldn't be exactly nostalgic over them like we were, since you never left the house." Everyone flinches for some reason.

Shit, did she think I'm making fun of her due to her old NEET ways!? I'm not of course, even if a kid never playing outside feels very wrong. "So, were you sick as a child or something?" I'm trying to give her an way out.

That way she can say she's definitely not a an ex-NEET or something.

Akiha interjects. "Big Brother, perhaps we should start discussing how you will move around the city and-!" Her weird rambling gets cut off suddenly by Sakura.

No, it's not Sakura, Kohaku just looked exactly like she used to be for a moment, so I got confused. "I wasn't sick, I just had some complications, so I couldn't leave the house." And you aren't gonna tell me what those are?

Is this a case where a smart guy would already have understood? "So, what were those complications anyways?" I'm dumb, so if they want me to understand, they either need to explain it, or I need to call a concubine for mental support.

Now it's Hisui's turn to interject. "Lord Yato, don't-!" And just like with Akiha, she's cut off by Kohaku.

"Don't scream at Yato, Hisui. He's just interested in what happened. Even back then, he was the only one who would look at me, after all." Yeah, you get it! I however, don't get anything, what I specially don't get is why Hisui and Akiha look so guilty right now.

She continues. "But... It's something a bit personal, and I don't really want to talk about it." Oh, okay. If it's personal then I obviously won't pry.

I send her a thumbs up. "Got it." I will respect her wishes... even if I am super curious. "Besides, we can just make tons of new memories now that I'm here! I'll drag you around everywhere!" She doesn't need to watch from a window anymore.

Maybe they were training her to be the ultimate cuck? Because watching everyone play through a window feels very much like cuck behavior. I guess I can ask Akiha if Kohaku exhibits any cuck behavior later.

Kohaku blushes as red as her hair. "Yato...! Yes, we will explore a lot!" And then she becomes Sakura again. "For a month..." Maybe less if I get bored. My instincts are saying I shouldn't tell her though.

Akiha scrunches her eyebrows together. "Wait, a minute. Don't forget that you do have a job Kohaku. You can't just leave the mansion during the day to play or whatever." Ah... the only thing worse than school, work!

Kohaku smiles, which is weird since it looks like she wants to stab Akiha. "Well, I guess that's true! Don't worry Lady Akiha, I'll keeeep cooking and stuff for you..." What's with the weird cooking thing?

Hisui clears her throat. "Lady Akiha... Perhaps you should let Honored Sister accompany Lord Yato." My sister raises an eyebrow. "You are worried because he doesn't know his way around the city, and has no plans, yes?"

Akiha nods. "Of course, my brother has apparently not grown much after so many years." I'm right here! If you were my concubine I would punish you for that! "But I'll guide him. He came here to see me."

Hisui quickly responds. "You will be preoccupied with school for most days however. You do not possess a free month or anything of the sort after all."

Akiha pauses to think for a while, but then finally relents. "Alright, until the school gives me permission to take a break, my brother will need to be accompanied when he goes outside." She frowns. "I will get that permission eventually though. If my brother did, so can I." I'm above the system though.

Kohaku claps her hands, a true smile on her face. It's like all the old Sakura has left her body... And then Akiha continues. "But the one to accompany my brother will be Hisui of course." The Sakura strikes back!

This time though, Kohaku looks like she wants to kill Hisui instead. The younger maid objects, probably fearing her sister's wrath. "But why Lady Akiha? It was Kohaku who volunteered..." Because Kohaku is the ultimate cuck?

Akiha frowns. "The reason why is obvious. I said you would be my brother's personal maid, while Kohaku would be mine." Oh? You're fearing NTR huh?

I guess I might as well tease my little sister a little. "You two shouldn't worry, it's not like Akiha is gonna be watching us forever, she has school after all, so she won't even notice if Kohaku and I go out." Not that I would mind exploring the city with Hisui either.

Kohaku goes back to smiling. "That's bad Yato!" Eh? "I would never, ever disobey Lady Akiha's orders..." For some reason she's blinking repeatedly while saying that. Everyone here is a weirdo.

Akiha groans. "Ugh... It's not like I can control you Kohaku, I just expect you to at least do your job." She waves her off. "Feel free to do whatever you desire. When you have free time." Kohaku just giggles.

Akiha then glares at me. "And Big Brother, aren't you a bit too excited for this?" What does she mean? Of course I am excited. "You have a girlfriend after all, going out with other girls isn't exactly something you should be doing."

Glass cracks... Nope, that's not glass, it's just Kohaku's soul.

I shrug. "Just because I'm going out with a girl, doesn't mean I'm cheating on my girlfriend." Who is secretly my concubine. In my secret harem. I can't exactly cheat on my property.

Akiha looks away. "Whatever you say, Big Brother..." Hopefully her hostility will die out once I finally introduce her to Rin. And Sakura. And Caren. And Illya. And Shiro. And Luvia. And Cleopatra. And probably Ayako...

Kohaku is suddenly really close to me. "So you're a lady killer huh...!? Didn't expect that from ya, Yato!" Even though she's trying to be cheerful, for some reason I feel a bit creeped out.

Hisui lightly smiles. "That doesn't surprise me at all. Yato is a swordsman, swordsmen are cool." Thanks! I originally started learning the sword to get laid, and I feel like Hisui would have been my goal, if I didn't become a Campione.

Akiha scowls. "Ugh, I bet she heard the name Tohno and was all over him. Eventually I would like to have a talk with her..." Actually she only recently learned about my dark backstory that has come back to haunt me.

Kohaku giggles. "Yes, yes, that's all very true!" She suddenly jumps back, giving me a bit more space. "And here I thought Yato had a crush on lil' old me though!" Well, I lied to sound cooler.

Akiha raises an eyebrow. "That's the first I heard of it..."

I shrug. "I had one, but I was a kid back then. It's been years... Well, I imagine if I didn't have a girlfriend I would have gotten that crush again." On both Hisui and Kohaku at that.

Kohaku's smile gets wider. "So this girlfriend is what one might call an obstacle huh...? Poor, Yato he won't be able to enjoy this mansion of cuties!"

Akiha interjects. "Enough with this nonsense! I don't want to even hear about Yato's girlfriend!" Ah, but I'm sure you would get along with Rin if you tried. And with Sakura. And with Caren. And with...

"Stop spacing out Big Brother! Follow me, and I'll show you around the mansion! After that Kohaku will make us dinner." Well, I'm looking forward to that.

"Well then, have good night Lord Yato." With those words Hisui begins to leave, after having shown my room to me. "Ah, but..." And then she stops close to the door, hesitating for a moment.

She turns around and bows. "Before I leave, I wish to thank you Lord Yato." I'm a bit confused, but hey, I'll take it. "My Honored Sister's mood has noticeably improved with your arrival and your actions." The power of a white ribbon is scary.

I smile towards her. "No worries Hisui, I'm not even exactly sure what I did anyways." Maybe Kohaku is just happy that her girlfriend's brother is visiting? A happy Akiha probably means better yuri sex or something.

Not that I should be having these types of thoughts towards my little sister.

The maid smiles. "I must confess, even I am not exactly aware on the why of it..." She then shakes her head. "But it doesn't matter, what matter is that she's happy. So once again, thank you Yato." Oh, my heart is feeling all great and stuff now!

"That's why... if you need anything, just ask me." She looks down. "Though I suppose I already am your personal maid anyways." Honestly, I don't really get why I still got one even though I'm not gonna live here, but it's okay.

When I go home, I'll just take Hisui with me!

And speaking of taking Hisui, I poke her shoulder. "I see, then let's-." But I stop myself, mostly because she suddenly recoiled away from me. "You okay, Hisui?" Having a girl react like that to my touch might be a new one...

She sighs. "My apologies Lord Yato. The truth is that I do not feel... I do not like when men touch me." That's... that's gonna make banging you harder than it's supposed to be.

Maybe even impossible. That said, there is something else I'm curious about. "So like... you don't even pet male dogs!? Wow, that must suck." How would she even know? That must be a terrifying way to live.

Hisui tilts her head. "The head of a samurai is truly a wondrous thing." I think that sounds more creepy than anything else, but sure. "Lord Yato, I only fear the touch of a human male... It's complicated, so please... be aware of that."

I grin. "Got it, if any guy harasses you, feel free to call me for help! I'll teach them a lesson." Hisui is so quiet and withdrawn, that I naturally feel a sense of protectiveness over her. I won't let anyone make her feel scared!

She slowly nods. "Of course Lord Yato, thank you for understanding... The Shibatas raised a truly kind man." W-wow, you and your sisters are the ones who are super kind!

Anyways, time to have my way with Hisui! I'm not a human male after all. I'm a male Campione!

I immediately pull her into a kiss. "Hmmm!?" She reacts unlike what I would expect from a personal maid, but it's not like she's putting up much resistance anyways. In fact, she's almost welcoming my advances.

Must be another Rin type...

Eventually I finish the kiss, leaving a trail of saliva behind. A panting Hisui seems to be filled with disbelief. "L-Lord Yato...? I just..." She takes a step back, I let her go out of my grasp without resistance. "I... I just told you, so please don't touch me!" Ah.

My bad, I should have clarified things first. "It's alright Hisui, I'm not actually a human male, I'm..." Hah, I suddenly remembered I'm not supposed to tell anyone I'm a Campione. Magecraft secrets and all that.

Hisui is panting so much that she almost looks like she's having a heart attack. "You're a sword..." W-what? "I saw a few videos of you sparring in the Kendo Club..." There's videos of that? I never participated in any large tournaments though.

She continues. "And there's no denying you were a sword..." She looks at my face. "Still, Lord Yato, I do not know what code of swordsmanship compelled you to do this, but please do not repeat it."

Her blush is slowly disappearing. "I won't tell anyone, due to the happiness you have shown my sister, but please let whatever feelings you have for me die out..." Am I being rejected right now?

Her blush returns with full force. "Y-yes... please be happy with taking my... my first kiss...!" And then she runs off, I never get to tell her I'm a Campione.

I sigh. "I guess I might as well go to sleep..." I shouldn't be sad, it's like Hisui said, I took someone's first kiss. So I lay in bed, hoping that sleep will come easily.

And when I'm about to actually sleep... I hear the howl of some dog, and wake up with a jump. "Ugh... bad doggy..." I try to sleep.

And then he wakes me up. Again, and again, and again, and again.

Eventually I'm forced to throw the towel. "That's it...!" I get up from bed. I'm gonna have a nice chat with that dog, and by that I mean I will release some killing aura and make him run off.

I storm out of my room, but as I begin my way downstairs, I eventually come face to face with Kohaku. "Oh, Yato! You're awake at this hour!?" I sure wish I wasn't. And if I had to be, I wish I was pounding your sister right now.

No, I don't even want sex anymore, I just want to sleep. Is that too much to ask!? Is the world too cruel to allow me such a simple pleasure...!? I now also want to call Rin, so I can cry to her about the unfairness of this dark world.

I pout. "Yeah, I'm awake, but I sure wish I wasn't... I think I'm gonna kill this damn dog." Even here I can hear his howling. Doesn't he get tired!? Does he have even more stamina than a Campione!?

Kohaku smiles. "What dog?" Hah?

My eye twitches. "The one that is making all of this noise...?" It wouldn't surprise me if he had woken up Akiha or Hisui too. Specially since he sounds less like a dog, and more like a wolf.

Kohaku then tilts her head. "There is no dog though! Maybe you're just tired, Yato..." Hm... Maybe the trauma of not having sex with your sister has driven me insane? I suppose that is fairly plausible.

Except not really! "No, there definitely is a dog, now move aside while I go there scare him off!" Even if I do want to kill the bastard, I won't. In the end it's just a dumb doggie, not something super evil. Probably.

Kohaku suddenly clasps her hands together. "You know Yato, you can't hear the dog from my room!" So you can hear it after all!?

I feel betrayed. "Really? I thought he wasn't even real in the first place." My anger can probably be shown in my tone of voice, surprising her. In my defense, anyone gets pissed when their sleep is interrupted.

Kohaku giggles. "That was a prank! A Kohaku brand prank!" It sucked. "So... why don't you go to my room, and sleep there? Instead of you know... fighting dangerous dogs." You think I'm the one in danger?

I am the danger! "I can definitely fight off a bunch of dogs though..." Well, she doesn't know I'm a Campione, I guess. "But sure, I will sleep in your room, if that offer is on the table." That way I won't worry anyone.

She sends me a excited thumbs. "Great! We can sleep with our futons side-by-side...!" She makes a shush noise. "Don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend or anything..." Yeah, of course you won't.

You don't even have her cellphone number.

"Wow, you win again Yato! You're soooo good!" Kohaku compliments me with a cheerful face, but despite of that, I feel a bit miffed. "Wanna go another round? Though I will win next time!" She already said that tons of times.

Kohaku revealed to me that she actually has a bunch of old consoles in her room, and even a TV. I actually got excited about it, specially when she asked me if I wanted to play them.

I said yes of course, and then I proceeded to destroy Kohaku in many fighting games, but... "Nah, I'm tired, let's go to sleep." This just doesn't feel right, it's hurting my pride.

Because Kohaku is clearly better than me, like by a lot. And yet she always throws the game in semi believable ways. It's like a boyfriend who purposefully loses to his girlfriend, and I just don't get why.

She pouts. "Ehhh...? But I was having so much fun!" At least that seems to be true, Kohaku has been acting pretty excited. Though... yet again there is another thing I don't really understand. She's has been getting pretty touchy feely with me, which is weird.

I also don't really know how to feel about the drinks she has been serving me. To a normal person they would probably smell and taste good, but there's the slightest bit of something strange in them...

Kohaku then sighs. "But fine, it's late after all! And you were already tired..." And with that, we turn off the eletronics and go to sleep side-by-side.

Well, most of the electronics at least. Kohaku has had a camera recording me the room from the moment I got here, but I haven't made any comment on it to not be rude. She hasn't brought it up after all.

And it's in a weird spot too, almost as if it wasn't meant to be seen. I'm sure if I talked about seeing it, she would get super embarrassed, and would maybe even kick me out of the room...

While I close my eyes however, I hear noises. It's Kohaku getting off her futon, and then... getting on top of me?

I open my eyes immediately. "Yo Kohaku, what do you need?" This is a bit of an embarrassing situation. She put her butt on top of my crotch after all, and it's... well, I never got to relieve my needs after all.

But she's Akiha's personal maid, and I can't cuck my little sister, specially when we finally reunited after so many years.

She leans in closer and whispers in my ear. "I need you Yato... I really need you...!" She moves her head away again, and I can see she's blushing. "You said you had a crush on me, right?" That's coming back to bite me again!?

She starts grinding her butt against my crotch. "Well, I always had a crush on you too..." That feels nice to know, but please remember Akiha. "So why don't we... erm... Yato, fuck me." Seriously, remember Akiha!

I'm shocked to the core. "B-but what about...!" I don't even know where to start!

She licks her lips. "If this is about your girlfriend... then don't worry about her. I won't tell her what happens tonight... and the next night... and all the nights that you happen to spend on my room." What does Rin have to do with this!?

"And... you're on vacation right? Feel free to have some fun!" This is more terrifying than fun...! NTR is wrong! "And if it's protection you're worried about..." She takes a condom out of her pockets. "Tada! That's why these exist!" Wow, I never had sex with a condom before.

I normally do it raw after all!

I don't get what's the point of Kohaku's condom though, since it has a small hole poked into it. I suppose a normal human wouldn't notice that though, so maybe someone scammed her!?

Wait, that doesn't matter at all! What I need to think about is how I'm getting out of this situation...! Oh, I know a easy way. I close my eyes, like an animal who's feigning death... Except I still breathe softly of course.

After a few moments, I can hear Kohaku confusion. "Eh? I guess I gave him too much... That's on me for getting all excited." She moves back to her futon. "Well, there's no way he would be with me if he didn't even remember it..." So...

I guess I avoided the NTR scene?

...

My sleep is suddenly interrupted by a loud noise again. "Honored Sister!? Lord Yato!?" I open my eyes to see a startled Hisui. "B-but... Lady Akiha!" And then she runs off the room.

Analyzing the situation, I can see that Kohaku decided to sleep while holding onto me, she must have left her own futon sometime during the night.

Now awake, she smiles. "Oops!" I...

Akiha can't be mad at me! I really did avoid NTR'ing her! I'm a great brother!

AN: There was a version of this chapter where Yato would have sex with Hisui, and one where he would have sex with Kohaku.

In the end he had sex with neither, but didn't miss their events either. The true harem route move!