Monologue

We finally got the message from Dimitri at night, he was calling in the favor that I promised him back in Holland, he got ahead and booked all of us a passage under different identities, to none other than 'blood bath bay' the most lawless town on earth, one that should be nuked in my opinion, it's a home to a group of cultural hermits, who kept on maintaining the ways of their pirate forefathers.

Dimitri gave us the rundown on the way there, his grandfather, Reme Lousteau, was a pioneer in deep sea diving, he made a big fortune for looting underwater wrecks, but his career came to end when a young thug that goes by the name Black Spot Bart stole his diving gear and his loot, Reme became a broken man, as he had no choice but to retire and start a family, Dimitri grew up on his father's stories, dreamed of one day to take revenge for his grandfather and become a diver like him, so this is our job, bringing back a stolen family treasure, I don't see anything wrong with it, since I did have to recover THE TRUE JUSTICE from Las 5 Amenazas, if we do this we might get a diver in our team which Gamma said could be very useful, so we're doing it.

End of Monologue.

The gang had established a safehouse in town, and made sure that no one would come inside it, as Phoenix walks out the safehouse Gamma says.

Gamma: "Black Spot Bart has retired and is living in this town, I marked the location of his house as he usually hangs out on the entrance, I marked the house for ya."

Phoenix: "Would he be able to hear me when I talk to him?"

Gamma: "Let's hope he's not deaf."

Phoenix then sees his house as he finds Black Spot Bart sitting around, as Gamma says.

Gamma: "Yup thats him."

Phoenix: "I didn't think pirates could live that long, I thought scurvy would get them or something."

Gamma: "He's not a joke Phoenix, all pirates are killers, and they don't trust outsiders at all, how's your pirate accent?"

Phoenix: "Argh, I have come to speak of great treasure you maggot."

Gamma: "Good enough, try to earn his trust."

Phoenix then takes off his mask and heads down to Bart as he says.

Jordan: "Black Spot Bart, you may not know me but Im Jordan Smith, but me mates call me Sly, Ive come to talk of great treasure of yours."

Bart: "Treasure! Aye! But I won't chatter with the likes of you on a blessed subject, get out of m'sight landlubber! All the years I only spoke of the golden kindness with m'partner Winsted Harding."

Jordan: "You silly old buffon, I come from great descendants of the legendary pirate Theresa Birkenhead, we pirates know her as Silver-Eye, queen of pirates."

Bart: "Shut your mouth hole, lubber, I don't want to know your ancestors or bother to care, Silver-Eye is old news, and I won't speak about treasure with you, keep your mouth to yourself or I'll cork it with me cutlass! Hard on the tonsils I assure ya."

Jordan: "Old dying bastard, missed out on greatest deal of ya life."

Jordan then leaves as he says.

Jordan: "Fucking actual dickhead, I should shoot him."

Gamma: "Hold on, it's clear we wont get anywhere with him, unless we need to make him think your Winsted Harding."

Jordan: "So what happened to him?"

Gamma: "His lieutenants mutinied on the man and divided his plunder, even the captain's outfit."

Jordan: "This is the only pirate town left, they should be around here."

Gamma: "Yeah, see that big guy? Thats stone Harvey, he's one of the toughest people in town, he took the eyepatch."

Jordan: "Ah, tough enough to handle a sleep dart?"

Gamma: "No, go for it."

Jordan then puts his mask back on as he heads down to stone Harvey, he then uses his gun to put him to sleep and then take the eyepatch.

Gamma: "Nice work, I got info on the second lieutenant, he's in motion in town."

Phoenix then makes his way to the second lieutenant as he finds him with peg leg and 2 bodyguards.

Gamma: "Thats the second lieutenant, you're gonna need to steal his peg leg."

Phoenix: "Peg leg? Seriously? I mean can't we find stick and use it as ours?"

Gamma: "It's made out of special wood that's not from here, just take it."

Phoenix then jumps behind them as he uses his dart gun to put the bodyguards to sleep, and as soon as the second lieutenant turns around he gets whacked by Phoenix's stick twice knocking him out, as Phoenix then steals his leg.

Gamma: "Okay that's just dangerous and unlike you at all."

Phoenix: "It's a town full of pirates who don't have order or laws and don't respect justice, so why would I go easy on them? Next one?"

Gamma: "He's hiding at the ship, word got out you're chasing down the lieutenants, he could be hiding in the crow's nest, he's got the hat."

Phoenix then goes over to the ship as he starts to climb up to the crow's nest as hears the lieutenant say.

Lt: "Darn it, they're everywhere, dogs are closin in, keep your open and stay sharp, sharp as an axe, sharp as a sword sharp as a... uh, I don't know what else, just stay alert!"

Phoenix pops his head up and says.

Phoenix: "Aye matey!"

Lt: "AAAHHH! I knew it, agents of Winsted came for revenge!"

Phoenix: "Oh I just want the hat friend, let's talk about this like-"

The Lt jumps off as he hangs onto the rope to escape.

Phoenix: "Fuck sake."

Phoenix starts to chase him around all town, until he catches Lt and says.

Phoenix: "WOULD YOU STOP RUNNING?! FUCKING DICKHEAD ALL I WANTED WAS FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE HAT!"

Lt: "Me hat?! Thats what this about? Take the bloody dirty cloth and away with ya!"

Phoenix takes the hat as he says.

Phoenix: "Thank you, was it so hard?"

Phoenix then stomps on the lieutenant's face knocking him out.

Phoenix: "Dickhead."

Gamma: "You got the outfit, now dress up as Winsted and go back to Black Spot Bart and talk to him."

Phoenix then dresses up as Winsted and goes to meet Black Spot Bart, once he meets him Bart says.

Bart: "Wha?! Winsted! Yer back you two-faced hog eater!"

Jordan: "Aye Bart you shit-eating pussycat, yer older than me grandma, I came back to talk of treasure."

Bart: "How bout a round of vinegar talk first, you toilet loving skank."

Jordan remembered hearing about his ancestor Theresa talk about how pirates love to go on trash talking battles with their friends, he knows he should never repeat anything that was already said.

Bart: "Take the first broadside shipmate!"

Jordan: "You're a buck toothed, ugly looking, virgin."

Bart: "That fits you more, but you're a retarded, head shaped, anchor head."

Jordan: "Ha! You're an old, smelly looking, waste of skin!"

Bart: "Ha ha ha! But methinks you're a shit-loving, toast-faced, raccoon!"

Jordan: "Tis but a child's play, you're a mumbling, jobless, short midget."

Bart: "Ya swear like a baby! You're a fart-smelling, dumb fish, balloon head!"

Jordan: "Oh really! You're a cocksucking, deranged fool, sick grandpa."

Bart: "Ha ha! Winsted me mate it must be you! Forgive this old sea dog and his toasted eyes for not recognizing you right away, I've never met a man on land or sea that could curse like ya, tell me shipmate: why after so long away do you drop anchor now?"

Jordan: "I come for assistance of treasure, I took down me lieutenants cause they betrayed their captain, you're the only friend I know that's no two-faced pig, I wanted to have a small share of the treasure we stole from that, Reme Lousteau fella."

Bart: "Twas good times! I speak of it when Im drunk, you and I, burying the loot in the belly of Dagger Isle, and many a year I kept the map to the treasure hidden, safe as a swaddling babe."

Jordan: "Aye, I thank you matey for the charity, high time I dug my retirement and live as an old fool like yourself."

Bart: "It shames me to say ye shipmate, but I lost me galleon ina game of cards, and worse yet the map was stolen by that terror, captain Wickley."

Jordan: "What?! I'd have run him through with my cutlass before giving up so treasured a parchment!"

Bart: "This Wickley is no ordinary buccaneer, no! He's earned the reputation as the smartest man on the seven seas! The devil lives yonder keep... tis there you'll find the map and your death as well, if you go for the treasure shipmate you go alone, me sea faring days are long behind me."

Jordan: "Thank ya Bart, you've been a good friend, yar crumbling old dust."

Bart: "Aye, and you're still a skinny hairy kangaroo."

Jordan leaves as he heads back to the safehouse, where the gang prepare for the first phase of the mission.

Gamma: "Thanks to Black Spot Bart we now have a clue on Reme Lousteau's loot, it's buried somewhere on daggers island, a landmass very leagues from our current position, to make the voyage, we're gonna steal a pirate ship from the harbor, and it's not easy given the natures of these cutthroats, first Alpha and Phoenix will steal a jolly boat and blast the rudders off any ships that could chase us out into the open ocean, it should provoke the harbor patrol, so be prepared for a battle, with them out the way no one can stop us from sailing with the boat, meanwhile me and Jenny will work together to break into Wickley's keep and steal the map to the buried treasure, once both objectives are reached, we'll steal the ship and sail for daggers Island, then all that's left is to follow the map and dig up the loot."

Gamma finishes his presentation, as he comes out with some sort of a device he created with Jenny as he says.

Gamma: "Okay Jenny, Im in position with your hover-spectrometer, I'll launch the device while you scan for metal structures that resemble a safe or chest, anything the treasure map might be stored in."

Jenny: "Roger Gamma, let the bird fly up the sky."

Gamma: "Man... this girl got me crazy... why do all the girls go to Jordan?"

Jenny: "I didn't hear you quite well Gamma, you say anything?"

Gamma: "Oh, I was just saying we got fair-winds for lift-off, let's do it."

She then flies over the machine above Wickley's keep as she starts to grab some data, all the while a guars notices the machine in the sky as he says.

Guard #1: "What manner of witchcraft is that?! Better shoot first and ponder later."

The guard then shoots it down as it breaks off into many pieces.

Jenny: "Noo! We haven't even downloaded the whole thing yet!"

Gamma: "But the pieces are still intact! It's shattered but we can still retrieve the data."

Jenny: "But it's broken! And I rig all my gear to self-destruct if anyone tries to take it after a malfunction."

Gamma: "The disc will destroy itself if someone tries to pick it up, what if we can read the disc's contents before touching it?"

Jenny: "Oh! I could use my RC car to go out and collect the data, it's got the same code base as a disc and should be able to download its contents!"

Jenny then deploys her RC car as she drives it around town touching all the disk contents which downloads its data, there was about 7 of them as they grabbed their data and then the two head back to the safehouse with the RC car as Jenny says.

Jenny: "That does it, that should be all spectrometer data."

Gamma: "I got an idea, there's a massive chest near the top east facing windows, let's go."

The two then make it to the keep but they find that they raised the bridges.

Jenny: "I guess they raised the bridges because of the disc they saw in sky, there's no way in."

Gamma: "We always dealt with people like this before, they can't really trust their own men so they always keep an escape route handy, we just have to look around a little."

Jenny: "Okay, I guess Jordan taught you that?"

Gamma: "No?... I means he's just the field guy, Im the technical expert who also plans out the missions and stuff."

Jenny: "Just a field guy?... I don't mean to be rude but you sound jealous of him."

Gamma: "I mean... I wish I didn't lose the use of my legs, it would've been nice to see him pull off those crazy moves, but my body was stopping me."

Jenna: "But you can still do other stiff, I don't think Jordan can rewire a satellite or write ASCII codes by himself."

Gamma: "I don't think he can spell ASCII"

Jenna: "Yeah he doesn't seem like a technical expert but rather have good enough knowledge, but let's get moving, we won't find the back entrance by standing here... ah shit sorry for that standing comment."

Gamma: "For god sake Jenny give me a break."

The two look around as they do indeed find another entrance, as they jump on large floating objects on sea around the keep, they then go up on a walk way, until they make it to the top, there they find captain Wickely with his men.

Gamma: "Shh! That must be Wickley, let's get up to where no one would spot us."

They climb up to a roof where they wouldn't be seen, as they watch Wickley's second man approach and him.

Wickley: "I'll tell ye something Cap'n Jones, that disc in the sky was just the beginning!"

Jones: "But sir, tis gone, them bridges is up and all's as clear as morning."

Wickley: "Sure sure, every man is entitled to their opinion."

Wickley then pulls out his sword and stabs Jones in the stomach and then pulls out the sword and pushes him off the keep, as he says.

Wickley: "But I don't want to hear no more of em! Second mate Mitch!"

Mitch: "Yes sir!"

Wickley: "You're now promoted to cap'n of the guard."

Mitch: "Thank you sir!"

Wickley: "Double the patrols and keep an eye out.. there's a storm blowing in, I'll be inside torturing the prisoners, call out if you need help."

Mitch: "Aye-aye sir!"

Wickley then goes inside as the guards patrol around the place, as Jenny says.

Jenny: "There's no way we can get inside with the guards guarding the door, time for a little nap."

Gamma then pulls out his gun as he shoots sleeping darts at all the guards, as they all fall asleep.

Jenny: "Not bad Gamma... seems like a standard double button lock system, on three 1... 2.. 3!"

They click the button at the same time the door opens as they go inside and find the treasure chest with traps around, as Gamma says.

Gamma: "This is it... damn Ive never seen a security chest so thick with traps!"

Jenny: "It looks pretty straightforward go me, if I had my spanner set this would be nothing."

Gamma: "Okay then, let's go get them."

Jenny: "I'd like to stay here if you don't mind and study it."

Gamma: "I'll be back as soon as possible."

Gamma then leaves while Jenny looks at the chest with the traps, as she figured out a way to open the chest without setting the traps on, as Gamma says.

Gamma: "I got your spanners and Im on my way back."

Jenny: "I already opened the chest, and I got the map, the dagger island treasure map!"

Suddenly a dust comes out of the chest as it blinds her.

Jenny: "Ow fuck! My eyes! I cant see anything! He planted some blinding dust!"

She starts to walk around as Gamma comes out and sees her from afar, he watches as she falls down on some tree leaves and which they stop her fall from being dangerous, as she lands on the ground saying.

Jenny: "Ow!... Im okay... I think I fell out and landed back in town."

Gamma: "Hang on tight! I got something improved that can help you, listen if you hear a parrot's voice around that would be me, follow my voice as I guide you through to the safehouse."

Jenny: "Okay! Just hurry up Mike!"

Gamma throws his grapple cam and activates it and goes over to Jenny's position, he starts to lead her back to the safehouse using the grapple cam, as he also takes out some pirates on the way, thankfully he takes her back to the safehouse unharmed, as he then goes over to her and says.

Gamma: "You're safe now, I got you."

Jenny: "Mike? Thank you... I was really scared."

Gamma: "It's okay, let's get you inside and clean that dust off your eyes."

A few minutes later both Alpha and Phoenix head out to find a jolly boat, as Gamma says.

Gamma: "Ok Alpha and Phoenix you both are gonna blast the rudders off all the galleons in port, with their boats disabled the pirates won't be able to chase us when we sail to dagger island."

Alpha: "What about those boats out there at anchor, they look ripe for destruction."

Gamma: "They won't have time to row out and get them rigged before we're gone, and once you start shooting at those rudders, the harbor patrol is sure to show up."

Phoenix: "Sounds like our type of job."

Gamma: "You said it yourself, seems that Phoenix already unlocked a jolly boat a while ago, good luck sailors."

Alpha and Phoenix then jump onto the jolly boat, as Alpha rows the boat and Phoenix rows the canon, as the two destroy all the rudders of all the galleons in port, as they also destroy some defensive canons built to destroy anyone that might do something to the boats, but then the harbor patrol team shows up.

Gamma: "So far so good, heads up the harbor patrol team has arrived!"

Phoenix: "We got this."

Alpha: "Fear the man on the canons!"

Alpha starts to row the boat around the harbor patrol as Phoenix takes them all out one by one until the last one.

Alpha: "Alright! The team of excellence, Alpha and his faithful gunner Phoenix, kicks more ass again!"

Gamma: "Ah shit, Im sorry guys, I didn't know the harbor patrol had a cutter, and it's big, you're not done yet."

Phoenix: "Look at the mast, looks like they've been patching it up for a while."

Alpha: "He's right, that mast will fall before we do."

Phoenix: "Aye matey! Sink that cutter right away!"

The two then go and attack the cutter as they avoid their canons, all the while they shoot at their mast as it slowly starts to fall apart, as it breaks and falls down and so does the cutter.

Alpha: "Argh! Tis enemy ship has fallen!"

Phoenix: "Bunch a maggots! We make a great team me shipmate!"

Gamma: "When you guys finish sucking eachother off I'll see you guys back at the safehouse."

Phoenix: "Fuck off, so now what?"

Gamma: "Time for the main event."

Phoenix: "Finally! Ever since I read Theresa's entry in THE TRUE JUSTICE I've always wanted to ride a pirate ship, I don't know why but it's like a total rite of passage, Im really excited."

Gamma: "Keep your enthusiasm quiet as you're gonna be the first onboard, if the nightwatch catches you, this whole place is going to get lit up with guards, and we won't stand a chance."

Phoenix: "Excuse me you're talking to the greatest sneaky man on earth."

Gamma: "Just remember to keep it quiet."

Phoenix: "okay..."

Alpha takes Phoenix to the ship without sounding the alarm, once they arrive Phoenix climbs up as Gamma says.

Gamma: "Take these guys out and remember to keep it quiet."

It was an easy task for Phoenix as he climbs on boards and takes out one of the guards with his stick, and the other one aswell as for the last one he uses his sleeping gun, once he takes them out he says.

Phoenix: "Coast is clear boys, come on up."

Alpha: "Roger, I'll start rowing people up."

After the gang comes onto the ship and go in below deck Alpha says.

Alpha: "Alright now, let's fire this baby up."

Gamma: "Once we raise the sails and get underway, it won't take long before someone on shore raises an alarm."

Alpha: "And we wasted that harbor patrol, no problem."

Gamma: "You guys did good but they still got canons mounted up in skull keep, I figure it's long odds they get gun crews into position before we're out of range, but it's worth mentioning."

Phoenix: "Then let's make sail for the mouth of the harbor, let's do it now before we get screwed, every second matters."

Gamma: "Agree."

Phoenix: "Alpha take up the anchor, Gamma get down below deck and adjust the ballast, I'll hoist the sails and get this thing moving."

Each one starts to do their job, as they manage to leave safely without the pirates catching up to them, as Gamma says.

Gamma: "We made it to open water."

The gang manages to sail to dagger island, as they dealt with one ship in sea, they managed to launch the canons at them before they could take any damage, they managed to sunk that ship as they had dropped the anchor at the island.

Gamma: "You got the map Phoenix, read the map and it's clues to figure out the treasure location, I believe the first one was stand before the statue's gaze to begin your walk along the treasure's maze."

Phoenix then jumps off the ship as he goes over to the statue's gaze, he then stops infront of it and reads 'Take ye twelve steps in the direction of the statue's gaze.' Phoenix then takes 12 steps from the statue's gaze as he reads the next clue 'X always marks the spot shipmate... find the X and take ye 6 paces towards two tree that are curved together to make an X, he then reads the next clue 'move ye 18 paces into the circle of palm trees' Phoenix then takes 18 steps towards a circle of palm trees, as he reads the next clue that says (Alright Im getting bored of this), at the end Phoenix finds the treasure hidden underneath the sand next to the ocean, as Dimitri says.

Dimitri: "Gran Pa-pa's treasure! Hold the beat bro! I come to help you dig."

Alpha: "We're all coming Phoenix, this is amazing."

A while later the gang had dug up the treasure as Phoenix, Dimitri, Alpha, Gamma and Jenny look at the chest, as Phoenix says.

Phoenix: "Well then Dimitri, this belongs to you, you should do the honors."

Dimitri: "I open with joy... you Phoenix gang is a tight groove!"

Dimitri opens the chest as he grabs the diving gear and says.

Dimitri: "Bull's-eye! The primo diving gear to accentuate my deep down diving style!"

Jenny: "It's so intricate, your grandfather was an artist, I never seen such craftsmanship!"

Dimitri: "He's got the juice! Check it! The gear even matches my suit! I can dance, dive and accessorize!"

Phoenix: "What else they got in this chest?"

???: "Ay, let's get a good look!"

The gang immediately turn around to find Wickley had captured Jenny and has a sword on her neck, as she's trembling in fear, the problem is Wickley has lots of men behind him, so that if the gang does attack Jenny dies.

Wickley: "Avast Lubbers! Didn't think ye could steal from the smartest man on the Seven Seas and not taste the repercussions! Har, har, har! I might have been late for the opening for the chest... but Im just one time for stealing of the gold!"

Phoenix: Let Jenny go or you're gonna know why we Phoenix gang are feared."

Wickley: "Jenny be the lass's name... purdy as a sonnet, and what a rich sweet scent from the wench's hair."

Alpha: "Let's fuck this guy up."

Gamma: "We cant! One wrong move and they're gonna cut her throat!"

Wickley: "Aye, ye summed me up with but a word... killer, away with ye! Back to your ship! This gold is mine now or her death is yours... take yer choice."

Phoenix: "Fuck... guys go back to the ship, we can't do anything this moment."

Jenny: "Wait please... you can't just leave me with them!"

Gamma: "Jenny... just do what he says, stay alive... I promise we will save you."

Jenny: "I... I trust ya."

Wickley: "And I trust ya still plan on lugging back to yer ship, away with ye, now!"

The gang had no choice but to leave Jenny to the pirates, as they go back to their ship and sail away, this is really bad for the gang.

To be Continued.