Original Posted On Aug. 30, 2024
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Exia Zero: I wanted to do the wires with Seviathan, BUT I feel like what I show is insightful and intriguing.
Gamelover41592: You probably won't see what happens here.
DaftMerc39: Naruto and Vaggie most likely WILL fight, a lot. Yep, Kaguya is a good mother, just a shrewd business woman. LOL, yep, I did the same joke in Crying for the Moon. Naruto likes Mirko… I mean her dress. Charlie slapped him hard enough to get his attention.
Jebest4781: LOL, you think? Have some fun.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Kaguya is okay with Mirko and Naruto, remember, Kaguya found and raised Naruto with Mirko, but put him to work at her Combat Arena, in a sense she is his mother figure. Oh, you think THAT is impressive, then you will fucking LOVE what happens in this chapter.
Kreiger Techpreist: Damn is right.
NaruLemon Stories: No… I have better idea.
Scheffinator: CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE!
MEATBICYCLE: I know, it's a bit cliché, but it works with the story. That is a good point, but why would Lilith do that to a teenager? Mirko would LOVE to take care of Naruto's hate boner. WHO WANTS SEVIATHAN TO BE THE YAMCHA OF HAZBIN?
MichaelTheFox: You will enjoy this.
SilverExcel115: Highly recommend TFS's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged on youtube, Hilarious as fuck. No, Kaguya is a better boss than Val.
InfiniteNexusofChaos: DRAMAAAAAA! Hm, Butler Naruto, CftM Naruto, and my other Naruto's from my other stories? Meeting? Hmmmm…
Guest: I will!
Marceriveros238: Thank you.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 6: Doctor Visit
*SMACK*
Seviathan was pulled from his thoughts as a stinging sensation spread across his cheek.
"THAT'S ENOUGH, SEVIATHAN!" Charlie basically shouted; her hand raised from slapping him.
She stepped between Seviathan and the children, and now everyone's attention was on the child of Von Eldritch and the Daughter of Lucifer.
Seviathan… chuckled.
"Wow, Charlie, you've never been this forward before. I like it." Seviathan said, intending to use a compliment to disengage the current situation.
Charlie's glare did not break, nor did the intensity of it.
More of the Ars Goetia started paying attention, whispers and murmurs circulating to the point Lucifer, Lilith, Frederick and Bethesda Von Eldritch (Seviathan's Parents).
"Oh, boy." Lucifer said with a nervous face. 'If there is one thing Charlie inherited from me and Lilith, its her explosive temper.'
Small flashbacks to Charlie's infancy and early childhood flooded Lucifer's mind.
Lilith quirked an eyebrow.
Intrigue and worry pumped in her veins.
Frederick and Bethesda… well, they were concerned, but of the mind that Seviathan and Charlie were adults who could figure this out themselves, but the drama of what could happen kept their attention.
"Oh, dear…"
"Shut up, Stolas."
Charlie's glare began to bother Seviathan.
"Charlie. Why did you hit me?" He asked, knowing that he wouldn't be able to change the subject.
"You're attitude for one thing, but you went too far by harassing my friend!"
Seviathan laughed in Charlie's face.
"Your 'Friend'? Charlie, you bought that mutt…" he points at Naruto who was glaring daggers at the Son of Von Eldritch with Mirko, the two holding hands as they wanted to murder him. "From a glorified coliseum in Wrath. How could something like that be your friend? More like a boot-licking ass kisser of a servant to me."
Charlie's horns appeared as her eyes changed.
"Sounds like an excuse to be a dick than an actual reason." Charlie spat, trying to be dignified.
"Oh, you want my reason?" Seviathan asked, putting a hand on his hip as he jabbed a finger into Charlie's boob. "You've spent the last eight months worrying about that thing behind you over than focusing on the important things."
"Important things? You mean yourself?" Charlie scoffed, folding her arms with an eyeroll.
The crowd ooh'd at Charlie's burn.
Seviathan nearly shattered his teeth from gritting them.
"Well, if you put it like that…" Seviathan grabbed Charlie's forearm, pulling her close, their noses nearly touching. "Then, yes, that is exaaaHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!"
Seviathan released Charlie as he grabbed what was causing his wrist pain.
Naruto had an iron vice grip on Seviathan's wrist, his claws digging into the noble's flesh.
"Hey…" Naruto said darkly. "Don't touch my master with those filthy hands, you bastard."
Charlie didn't step away or show it, but she was shocked.
Walter, who was around, smiled in pride.
'He's learned so much.' Walter thought.
Mirko kept a calm face, but internally was cheering Naruto on.
'YES, FUCK HIM UP, NARUTO!' Mirko chanted, a mini-Mirko dancing in a cheerleader outfit with orange and blue pom poms in hand.
Lucifer was holding Lilith back.
"They are adults… and let's see where this goes." He told his wife. "As a test… to see if Naruto can act accordingly.
"Luci!" Lilith looked from her husband to Frederick. "Fred… Beth?"
"They are adults." Frederick replied, taking a sip of some wine.
"I wanna see where this goes." Bethesda said, watching with some enjoyment.
'I'm surrounded by idiots.' Lilith thought as she returned her attention to the skirmish.
Naruto increased his grip.
"MOTHERFUCKER!" Seviathan yelled in agony, the bones in his wrist beginning to turn to powder. "LET GO!"
He punched Naruto in the face.
Naruto felt his teeth loosen… but his grip didn't.
"Naruto."
Naruto's ear twitched when Charlie spoke up, taking a power stance.
Her hand on her hip, her left foot forward, her head tilted backwards enough to look down her nose at Seviathan.
Naruto took a breath.
"Releasing Control Art Restriction System Level 4 to Level 3…" Naruto stated calmly.
The room began to feel a change.
It was as if the air itself was affected by this as Naruto dug his fingers deeper into Seviathan's wrist.
Black rings began to appear around Naruto's eyes. His pupils gained a thick horizontal line, making it look like a plus sign. His tail, which swayed calmly, split into three.
"Ability restrictions lifted for limited use…" Naruto continued, releasing the noble's wrist. "Until the enemy is rendered…" His eyes widened, showing his intent to brutalize Seviathan. "Silent."
Charlie swallowed a lump in her throat.
'This is what Walter was talking about when he requested that we limit Naruto's power. Due to his mixed heritage of fox and toad,' Charlie thought as she looked upon Naruto, remembering what the file Walter had given her. 'Naruto has a hard time controlling his abilities when in his full demon form, meaning this is a fraction of the power…'
'That killed Zabuza.' Mirko thought as she shook, her breathing becoming labored.
Vivid memories of nine tails swept through her mind as she watched her friend look down upon Seviathan.
Humiliation.
That was what Seviathan was feeling right now.
The fact his wrist was broken by some beast found off of the street.
"YOU BASTARD!" Seviathan punched Naruto with his good hand.
Naruto took the hit across the face, his cheek being cut open, but his glare returned to Seviathan's gaze.
Seviathan punched Naruto again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again, this time adding magic into his fist in a downward motion, sending Naruto head first into the ground, his face cracking the floor.
Seviathan was gasping.
He had exerted himself way too much, which is something he… didn't do often.
Mirko and Charlie wanted to check on Naruto in concern, but were stopped when Naruto pushed himself up with his hands, his legs wrapping around Seviathan's neck.
Everyone witnessed Naruto slam Seviathan into the floor, cracking it further.
"You punched me eight times…" Naruto said as he stood up, using his foot to push Seviathan to look him in the eyes as he cracked his knuckles. "I'll return them, several times stronger than what you gave me."
Naruto raised his fist, taking a stance that would make it hurt THAT much harder.
"One…"
Seviathan's life began to flash before his eyes as Walter prepared to step in to sto…
"Enough!"
Naruto took three steps away, his tails becoming one, the rings around his eyes vanishing and his pupils returned to normal as he faced Charlie.
"As you wish, Master." Naruto calmly said, though his eyes spewed anger.
As if an invisible pressure and tension vanished, Seviathan felt like he could breathe.
"Charlie… Than…"
"I am done."
"What?"
"I'm done, Seviatha." Charlie said as she stared down at him. "I'm breaking up with you."
Everyone could hear the pin drop.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, SHE DUMPED YOUR ASS!" a random asshole Ars Goetia called out, their identity kept secret due to how far away they were.
Seviathan watched as Charlie ushered Naruto and Mirko to her side, her hands on their shoulders.
"Come on, this party is ruined." She said, exiting her demon form.
The trio left, Walter meeting them at the door.
Seviathan was left on the ground, the Ars Goetia laughing at him as his parents approached him.
"How's your wrist sweetie?" Bethesda asked her son as Frederick helped Seviathan stand.
"I want to go to the hospital…" Seviathan said, a dull/numb look on his face. "My wrist… it's broken."
'Oh, fuck… reality is slowly setting in.' Frederick thought as he, his wife, and his son left the party.
Lucifer wiped sweat off of his brow.
"Well, that was… entertaining? Right? Lilith?" Lucifer glanced at his wife.
Lilith's hands were cupped together, pressing against her forehead.
She was not expressing any emotion, which concerned Lucifer.
She silently sighed.
"Luci."
"Yes, dear?"
"I need a bottle of wine."
"Alright, I'll get a cup…"
"I said bottle."
"… a bottle, all for you." Lucifer corrected himself.
As the King walked to get his wife a drink, the Queen was just in her head.
Meanwhile…
"Ow…"
"This is what happens when you get into a fight." Mirko said as she pressed a sanitizing patch against Naruto's bleeding cheek.
Charlie, meanwhile, had her face in her hands.
"Why did I do it like that…" She whimpered, her embarrassment having settled in.
"Charlie, don't be worried. You showed everyone that you aren't to be messed withOW!" Naruto winced/cried out.
"Stay still." Mirko said as she was trying to apply a bandage.
Walter smiled as he drove.
"I believe you carried yourself very well, my princess." Walter complimented. "I do believe Naruto's words have merit."
Charlie nodded.
She agreed.
But it didn't feel like her.
"Sorry you two had to deal with Seviathan." Charlie apologized to Naruto and Mirko, looking at their dirty clothing.
She felt guilty about Seviathan's attitude and attack.
"No worries, Charlie. I just need to clean it." Mirko said, waving it off.
She was upset that her outfit had been ruined, but it wasn't Charlie's fault.
'That and Naruto terrified the shit heel who did it.' Mirko thought as she looked out the window… only to childishly press her face against it.
"HEY, HEY, HEY!" Mirko called out in excitement. "LOOK!"
Naruto, Charlie, and Walter glanced out of the window.
It was a bakery.
"Okay…"
"LET'S GET SOME CARROT CAKE!" Mirko exclaimed, showing her age from how happy she was at the thought of getting her favorite cake.
Charlie sighed, smiling.
"Sure, lets go get some cake." Charlie said, smiling her trademark sweet smile, making Naruto and Mirko smile as Walter pulled in, smiling himself.
As they got out of the car, Charlie's phone started to blow up with text messages.
Charlie checked her phone, deadpanning in disgust.
'Helsa Von Eldritch.' She thought in irritation, seeing seven, not eight… now nine… You get the idea… several text messages from Seviathan's little sister.
She was ranting and raving about how dare Charlie's 'Pet' hurt her brother.
So on and so forth.
Charlie simply blocked Helsa.
'Not gonna let that bitch ruin the rest of my night.' Charlie thought as she entered the bakery.
Later…
"Alright, Mirko." Walter said as he stopped the limo. "We are here."
Once again in Wrath, Naruto got out of the limo, opening the door for Mirko, helping her step out.
"Oh… Oh…" Mirko moaned, rubbing her stomach.
"I told you not to eat so much." Naruto replied with sympathy.
"It was worth it…" Mirko moaned.
She had eaten a few dozen carrot cakes, due to their small size, and was now reaping what she had sowed.
Naruto walked Mirko up to the door of the Rabbit Foot Combat Arena.
"I had a lot of fun." Naruto told Mirko, blushing slightly as he took her hand.
"Me…" Her cheeks puffed when she burped. "Me too."
Naruto felt his mind go into a haze.
He felt nervousness boiling and bubbling through out his body, his bladder felt like it was going to spasm.
"Uhm… Mirko…"
"Yes…"
"Uhm…"
Charlie and Walter watched from the limo, the princess recording Naruto bashfully scratching his head.
"Uhm… I was… I was wondering if…"
Mirko quirked an eyebrow up.
'What is he asking me?'
"When your birthday comes around…" Naruto avoided her gaze. "I'd like to take you out…"
Mirko blushed and hugged Naruto.
"Of course!" She said, giggling in Naruto's ear… before she was struck with a stomach pain. "BLEGH!"
"AAAH, MIRKO!" Naruto yelled as vomit now covered his back.
"Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help it!"
Naruto groaned, taking off his vest, holding it at a distance.
"Is there any on my butt?" Naruto asked, turning to show Mirko.
Mirko, who was now feeling MUCH better, smirked at the opportunity she had been given.
"No, but…" She grabbed a handful of his ass cheek. "It's a nice ass."
Naruto spun around, dropping the vest and covering his butt.
"Mir-Mirko…" Naruto stuttered, so red in the face that he looked like a strawberry.
Mirko smirked, her face just as red.
"But yeah, I'll take you up on the date on my birthday~" Mirko giggled.
Naruto's cheeks puffed out.
He wanted to retaliate.
'Grab her boobs. Embarrass her the way she just embarrassed you…' Naruto thought… but shook these thoughts from his mind.
"Anyway, have a good night, Mirko." Naruto said in a rushed tone, picking up his vomit vest, beginning to walk away.
Mirko grabbed Naruto's shoulder, leaning up, kissing his cheek.
"Good night, Naruto." Mirko said with a victorious grin before she walked into her home.
Where her lips had touched Naruto's cheek were BURNING.
Not in embarrassment, but heart pounding shock.
Naruto slowly made his way back to the limo, ignoring Charlie and Walter's grins and snickers.
He tossed his gross vest into a nearby trashcan, he wasn't going to bring it in the limo, and they returned home.
Meanwhile…
Mirko was blushing, her heart pounding violently in her chest.
'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!' She mentally chanted, holding her face. 'My heart feels all fluttery~'
"Mirko."
"Huh?"
Mirko tensed when she saw her mother.
"Mom…"
"How was the party?" Kaguya asked as she approached, her eyes widening when she saw the food stains on her dress. "What happened? Did Naruto do this?"
"What? No, no it was someone else." Mirko replied frantically, trying to defend her friend.
Kaguya gave her child a glare, which asked if that was true.
"Someone got rowdy and I got caught in the crossfire." Mirko explained, leaving out many details.
Kaguya's glare didn't falter for several seconds before sighing.
"Alright, Mirko." She hugged her daughter. "Go shower and go to bed."
"Okay, mom." Mirko said as she separated from her mother, heading to her room to change and grab her towels.
One more thing, Mirko."
"Yes?" Mirko turned to face her mother.
Kaguya was blushing, playing with a lock of her hair.
"When you see Naruto again, can you…" She blushed harder. "Can you get Walter's number for me?"
Mirko stared with no emotions.
"Yes…" She replied before she went to shower.
Kaguya rolled her eyes and then walked to her office, needing to do some more paperwork.
Next Morning…
Naruto and Walter were cooking breakfast.
*DING-DONG*
"I'll get it." Naruto said as he wiped his hands, heading toward the door.
He walks to the door and opens it.
Naruto was instantly confused.
No one was there.
"Hello?"
"G'day sir." A New Orlean Cajun accent said, coming from below.
Naruto turned, and jumped back in panic.
"HOLY FUCK, WHO ARE YOU!" Naruto screamed.
"Gerbil's the name, sir…" The demon greeted, taking off his hat before putting it back on as a physical way to greet Naruto. "Dr. Gerbil…"
Dr. Gerbil was a small… gerbil demon.
He sported a small bowler hat, a brown/green plaid jacket.
At his side was a small briefcase.
"I am a door-to-door salesman…" He continued. "Would you be interested in my wares?"
"FUCK NO!"
"Naruto, why are you screaming?" Walter said as he approached the door, seeing the fox on the ground, the door open, and the gerbil. "Oh, hello."
"Greetin's. I am selling appliances; would you like to take a gander?" Dr. Gerbil asked, putting his brief case on the ground, kneeling to open it.
"Sorry, my good sir." Walter said, halting Dr. Gerbil's movement to open it. "We are all good on appliances, so you may be on your way."
"YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!" Naruto shouted, having stood up, pointing at him. "GO!"
Dr. Gerbil… stared at Naruto.
His big eyes, but beady pupils stared into Naruto's eyes.
They showed now emotion, neither did his face.
It was an intense… uncomfortable… uneasy stare.
It was as if he was analyzing the fox.
He stood up, taking his brief case.
"Understood, my good sirs." He grabbed his tiny had, tipped it, and put it back on his head. "Have a pleasant day."
He turned and walked down the road, humming a jaunty tune as he left.
Naruto visibly shuddered, his face in disgust.
"You okay?"
"No, that fucker is creepy." Naruto said as he hugged himself, trying to regain his composure as Walter shut the door.
Meanwhile, Dr. Gerbil looked over his shoulder, seeing the door had been shut.
Reaching into his pocket, Dr. Gerbil pulled out three micro cameras.
Looking in the trees, Dr. Gerbil tossed them into the trees, then looking at his watch, seeing the camera's POV's.
Nodding, he continued on his way.
Evening…
"I tell you, Mirko…" Naruto said to his friend on speaker phone as he dried himself off after his shower. "Little bastard was creepy, especially those eyes."
"He sounds creepy from your description." Mirko said on the other side. "If he shows up again, just don't answer the door."
"Yeah, you're right…" Naruto said as he finished drying himself before beginning to brush his fur.
It was not easy living with hair everywhere and Naruto wanted to look good.
"Anyway, what are you doing?" Mirko asked with a teasing tone.
"Brushing myself."
Mirko didn't respond immediately.
Naruto looked at his phone just as he got a facetime request from Mirko.
Naruto declined.
"Why didn't you accept?" Mirko whined. "I wanted to see you naked!"
Naruto blushed.
"Good night, Mirko!" He said in a panic, hanging up.
Naruto shook himself.
'I want to see her naked too…' Naruto thought, his dick beginning to show interest.
Meanwhile…
Mirko pouted as she lay across her bed.
"He's no fun." Mirko thought as she texted Naruto good night.
Turning off her light, she rolled over, smiling as she closed her eyes to go to sleep.
?...
Dr. Gerbil wiped sweat from his brow after he corked a small vial of pink liquid.
"There, all done." He said as he walked over to a desk, putting the vial next to a green one. "Now, I wait…"
He began to cackle, his location allowing said cackle to echo into the night.
Chapter 6, DONE!
Yes, I know, two chapters in such short time? I was inspired. You see why.
Yes. I am using Dr. Gerbil from Courage the Cowardly Dog. He's one of my favorite villains, and having just rewatched it, I said fuck it, use him.
I had A LOT of fun with the character interactions, and Naruto and Mirko's relationship beginning to blossom.
For those wondering, 'Naruto is fox/toad' is to explain two things: His lack of control when he uses his full demon form and to explain why his eyes/pupils become the Kurama Sage mode eyes. Will this be explained later on? Maybe~
Yes, Naruto has the Control Art Restriction System, and I have already determined how strong, what abilities, and limitations he has with each level, from 4-1. Wait… what? Level 0? I don't know what you are talking about. *Avoids gaze and unhidden smirk*
If you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.